!!IDPwmdBD5xo 06/02/11(Thu)12:32 No.15135594|
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>Karjai seems to panic, and slams the scimitar more and more into the turtle. A chip forms in its armor.
>Party Status: Warrior recovering, druid clawing at Karjais face, cleric healing warrior, me actually on its back, stabbing at its neck, dealing a bit more damage than normal. Still not enough, as it brushes me off with a sweep of its hand.
>Holy Tortoise casts Time Stop.
>Holy Tortoise suddenly appears over Karjai, dispels Time Stop, and slams onto his head. Karjai retaliates with a rudimentary swipe at the turtles head. Turtle is as turtle does, retracts head, and is sent ricocheting all over the room, until it slams once more into Karjais stomach.
Karjai is sent reeling backwards, slamming into the wall as the ceiling starts dropping rocks down onto all of us. We roll for a dodge save.
Druid fails. With a 1d20 roll of 2.
Druid is impaled by a falling rock.
>Holy Tortoise emanates power before the entire room explodes, sending the room into a different plane of nothing but rainbow colored lights.
>Karjai, Party, dying Druid goes "WTF?"
>Turtle seems to walk away, before MAKA-THAKA-HII appears, holding a massive golden spear. M.T.H. mounts the turtle, and lances Karjai with the spear, directly in the middle of the chest.
>Maka-Thaka-Hii: AND THUS THE TURTLE WON THE GAME. AS USUAL. CAN YOU PLEASE STOP MESSING WITH MORTAL LIVES KARJAI? THIS IS THE SIXTH TIME THIS MILLENIA WE HAVE SLAIN YOU.
>Karjai dies in a massive firey explosion, sending everyone flying out of the city, somehow surviving the brutal landing. Impaled druid spears next to us.
>Maka-Thaka-Hii: AS I HAVE SAID, MY STEED SHALL RETURN UPON YOUR DEATH. MAY YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL AFTERLIFE, DRUID, FOR YOU HAVE SAVED THE CITY WITH YOUR FOOLISH WISH.
Druid stays dead. Turned out the DM and him got into a fight a few weeks ago and the DM never got rid of the grudge.
Not really a cursed item so much as a dick DM story.