My fellow citizens,
Today, I must announce that a man that most all of you would know, <BBEG>, was killed at his private lakehouse earlier this week.
BBEG was the owner of Maginoil Research and Development, the household name we see on every piece of hospital equipment, every car, every plane, train, streetsign and medkit. BBEG was a true entepreuner (sp) and philanthropist.
His support of charities and medical research is well know. In the last year of his life he donated <LOADSAMUNNY> to charities alone and the Maginoil Corp, under a program initiated by him back in <a while ago> has all but cured <crippling disease>.
BBEG was truly an example of humanity's greatness. His Corporation has actively worked for peace, prosperity and progress in all of its departments. Doing the best it could with what it had. And even though the Maginoil Corp, and BBEG, have had their rivals as a close personal friend of BBEG I can honestly say that there never was a time when he didn't act with the utmost integrity, dignity, honour and respect for his compatriots.
BBEG will be sorely missed, but his legacy will be survived in the millions of lives he has saved through medical advances, defused wars and charitable support.
On this day, truly, a tradgedy has befallen all mankind.