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    4 KB Adeptus Mexicanum Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)12:32 No.14868395  
    I want to bring back the Mexican Marines.
    The Chapter Master should be able to copy one ability from the other opponent's HQ at the beginning of the game, as they "Steal their job"
    Force Commanders are quite clearly Cartel Commanders.
    Assault Marines are Fencehoppers. They hit people with their chaincactuses.

    Other ideas?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)12:37 No.14868432
    Marneus Calgar's cheaper non-union Mexican equivalent.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)12:44 No.14868475
    They use habanero peppers in their flamers. On the upside, their salsa is the best in the known galaxy.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)12:44 No.14868477
    Something stereotypically hispanic I guess.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)12:49 No.14868504
    Oh oh oh!! Rhinos can carry a squad of 20.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)13:09 No.14868686
    they come from planet Tak-0

    they got mariachi chaplains (good version of sound marines.

    they have the worst techmarines
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)13:13 No.14868721
    All of the chapter's vehicles are painted to primer.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)13:14 No.14868732

    Anyway, don't suppose we could get some Charros up this bitch? I still yearn for that silver age México of yore, with it's Tres Garcia and bullfighting and whatnot. Do Horses still exist on the WH world?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)13:17 No.14868760
    so instead of skulls and shadowy gothic, there are candy skulls and bright colours? Servitors are just fat guys in tank tops with a belt of wrenches? Cherubs are young kids selling chicle?!

    ...I like this.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)13:19 No.14868780
    techmairnes on par with Ork Tek Boyz - all their equipment looks like it's been stolen from orks.

    All tanks are wheeled and have hydraulics.

    Instead of Gene-seed, Bean-seed.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)13:40 No.14868975
    the chapter master wears a silver mask. every marine that is without helmet wears one
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)13:59 No.14869132
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    This is now a special character.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)14:15 No.14869267
    Se dice Rhino. Que es un Rhino cabron? Oh... oh El Camino? Si, yo sabe El Camino.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)14:42 No.14869512
    WS 6, BS 4, S 5, T 4, I 6, A 3, W 3, 3+, 4++, FNP

    Special Rules: Furious Charge, Fearless, Stubborn

    You just fucked with the wrong Mexican: At the end of the Assault Phase, Machete's attacks characteristic goes up by 1 for each casualty taken by his squad. These attacks count towards the next assault phase, after which they go back to their base number of 3, until, of course, when the casualties are added up again at the end of THAT assault phase.

    Machete Improvises: Machete has himself and grants whatever squad he has joined the Move Through Cover, Counter-Attack, and Preferred Enemy Special Rules.

    Machetes (2 Master-Crafted Power Weapons)
    Power Armour
    Iron Halo
    Frag and Krak Grenades
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)14:43 No.14869529
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    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)14:44 No.14869533
    Mexicans are lazy, though. All Mexican Marines must be slow and ponderous. Also, at the end of every turn, you must roll a die. On a 1, they take a siesta and cannot move or shoot. But on the NEXT turn, they are well rested and can repair any damaged vehicles, shoot at +1 BS, fight at +1 WS, and mow your lawn.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)14:45 No.14869551
    Needs more hot dickings.

    Stat him /tg/! I can't into 40k rules!
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)14:46 No.14869556
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    This is hilariously offensive.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)14:48 No.14869569
    I feel that Mexican Marines should also get a lower point cost to add a marine to a squad, since they do work for less.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)14:49 No.14869590
    But they don't stick around as long. They should have lower Ld.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)15:21 No.14869917
    Definitely initiative 2 at best. Well, unless the guy who owns the house is standing there watching them, but I'm not sure how to model that rules-wise
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)15:24 No.14869935
    Bringing a Chaplain along negates it?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)15:26 No.14869951
    >No mariachis
    >No Luchadores

    No Mexicanum
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)15:27 No.14869963
    Assault Marines.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)15:31 No.14870001
    Luchadores need to be either an Elite choice akin to Wolf Guard or a Fast Attack choice akin to Vanguard, and they all need to have a power similar to Grabba Sticks or something, IDK.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)15:34 No.14870019
    what about there dreadnoughts?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)15:38 No.14870051
    They would be like regular Dreadnoughts. except that they also have an outer hull made of cardboard, covered in brightly colored strips of paper.
    Oh, and inside the dreadnought there's also lots of candy for whoever eventually busts it open
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)15:41 No.14870074
    I agree that there should be awesome Mexican Marines too, like the previously mentioned Charros, Luchadors, and Mariachi. Make those the Elite and Fast Attack choices somehow. Normal marines can be lazy beaners, but lets have some awesome too?

    tl;dr lets do both ideas
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)15:49 No.14870155
    OP agrees. Especially since a lot of Mexican stuff is actually pretty cool.
    How about a bit of fluff to go with them, then?

    The Mexican Marines main Fortress Monastery is actually a huge Aztec or Mayan style pyramid, where they occasionally hold huge feasts and, since they aren't one of the "Keep the marines and the normal people separate", often invite the planetary populace to the feast out on the "courtyard", as it were. Of course, the citizens are not allowed in the Fortress, that'd go a bit too far.

    How about some of their accomplishments?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)15:54 No.14870206
    Low-Riders. Black. Flames painted on. They have horns that blast La Cucaracha.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)16:03 No.14870271
    No citizens are allowed inside, but there are a million keys to get into the fortress floating around from when they were lying to their landlord about how many marines were staying there.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)16:03 No.14870283
    Tak-0, the mexican marines homeworld is also a tomb world. However the necrons that inhabit it are defective, exactly once a year the necrons rise from the central desert in the main continent, for a week they remain completely silent and still. During this time the general populace spends their time decorating them in vibrant colors and candy, in preparation for a great party. After an exact week the necrons wake up and the party begins, there's almost no bloodshed as the marines and Tak-0's PDF quickly phase them out. This celebration is known to them as "El Día de los Muertos" an excellent occasion to train and praise the supremacy of men over the aliens and death.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)16:21 No.14870421
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    This is brilliant!
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)16:54 No.14870614
    We still need some accomplishments, some major characters, some more fluff.

    Also, a drawfag or writefag would make it awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)17:01 No.14870653
    Can we get some Mexican Sisters of Battle?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)17:48 No.14870910
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    I'm offended and also strangely amused by this thread. Proceed.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)17:52 No.14870930

    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)17:57 No.14870958
    Sergeants should get to upgrade their squad with "combat drugs" for an extra 20 points. The squad has to roll against addiction that increases with each use of the drugs.
    Starts at 1, by the sixth use addiction is inevitable.
    Roll 1d6, remove that many wounds from the squad. If you roll a 1, you instead add another wound.
    When addicted, the squad must continue to use the combat drugs (which risks wounding one member of the squad) even when not in combat.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)18:03 No.14870989
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    Somehow a taco truck or cart should be incorporated.
    >> Pope !czGPU9ORJI 05/09/11(Mon)18:06 No.14871000
    all marines cost a quarter of the basic cost but you can to roll to see if theyre sleeping on the job or mishandling tools.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)18:07 No.14871006
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    gringos pendejos, I mean, carry on!
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)18:09 No.14871016
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    I only signed up for the super dangerous firecrackers.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)18:12 No.14871035
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    This guy should be the Captain of the Eighth company. He uses the wings to fly around quickly before landing on a squad with his stinger.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)18:21 No.14871095
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    Their initiates wear their Scout Armor pants too low, and so can only move 5" in the movement phase and cannot make sweeping advances. On the plus side, all the shouting they do and hand signs they flash intimidates their enemy, causing any enemy model within 24" and with LoS to the scouts to suffer a -1 LD penalty.
    >> Commissar !nqFUKLAWj6 05/09/11(Mon)19:01 No.14871382
    This is GLORIOUS.

    It's rare that a thread is both super racist and super awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)20:00 No.14871884
    The Mexicanum should come with MAC pattern bolters. They're smaller, of a different shape, and are usually silenced.

    The HQ units should all have ornately decorated, Artificer weapons by default.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:28 No.14872599
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    Thunder Hammer?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/09/11(Mon)21:41 No.14872713
    Ooh, what about bullfighters, guerrilla fighters with them bullet belts, some feral world IG with them obsidian swords and Aztec theme? Also drug cartels and Santa Muerte cultists, are they in?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:47 No.14872776
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    Cannot believe this has not been posted yet.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/11(Mon)21:55 No.14872850
    Archived for the future lulz.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/11(Tue)00:36 No.14874522
    ...So, what, las-guns?
    covered in spirals and stuff.

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