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    19 KB Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:49 No.14684405  
    Are we in space? Space! Wanna go to space!
    >> Magos Joran Bal'von !!NEU2YbcG2To 04/22/11(Fri)19:51 No.14684422
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    Okay, little dude. We'll go to space.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:51 No.14684424
    Technically, everyone on Earth is flying through space at thousands of miles an hour.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:52 No.14684432
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    Servo skull thread?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:53 No.14684446
    I d'awwed
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:55 No.14684462
    I do believe he's referring to a different kind of space. Rather, the kind inside that other servo skull's cranium.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:56 No.14684480
    Dammit, now I want to see drawfaggotry of a Tech Priest taking his Servo Skull for Space Walkies.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:56 No.14684486
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    I never thought this would actually be appropriate
    >> Magos Joran Bal'von !!NEU2YbcG2To 04/22/11(Fri)19:57 No.14684497
    ... So do I.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:59 No.14684510
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:59 No.14684511
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    Capcha ate my pic. Damnit.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)19:59 No.14684513
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    The Machine God wills it.
    >> Axel the Possum 04/22/11(Fri)20:04 No.14684573

    On it!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:06 No.14684602
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    Do this dishes first.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:07 No.14684617
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    tech priests finds glados and aperture what would they do?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:08 No.14684628
    Kill ai and start thinking with portals.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:09 No.14684638
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    D'awwww come on lil guy, lets go for a walk
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:10 No.14684646
    silly humans you cant kill glados!

    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:10 No.14684648
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    vroom vroom
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:11 No.14684659
    Sure we can.

    It's a secret technique called "Unplug the damned thing then disassemble its compnents"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:14 No.14684697
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    Sleep tight
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:15 No.14684708
    Now, what if Void Dragon had GLaDOS' mind?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:16 No.14684720
    Either praise her or diagnose her for technical heresy.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:17 No.14684733
    god help them thats what! also dat ending song

    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:18 No.14684750
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    yeah, you are in space, mate
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:19 No.14684761
    >Wheatley Servo skull

    Yes please!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:23 No.14684797
    add a chell tech preast to the mix and its perfect
    >> Axel the Possum 04/22/11(Fri)20:31 No.14684882
    Drawing about 33% complete, folks.
    >> Titanium Man 04/22/11(Fri)20:44 No.14685021
    Okay, I admit that if I had a servo skull based on Rick the Adventure Sphere, I'd give 40K a try.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:51 No.14685087
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    >> Axel the Possum 04/22/11(Fri)20:54 No.14685118
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    I'm not the best drawfag on /tg/, but here you go, folks.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)20:56 No.14685132
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    that sphere was a champ and a half
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:27 No.14685405
    awesome, saved.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:30 No.14685431
    Explorator Cave Johnson reporting.

    --- ISF BOREALIS ---

    Explorator General Cave Johnson reporting in. We've come across some kind of xenotech we found crammed into a high security vault under a bombed out city. Now none of the boys on our end have any clue what it is, so I've ordered them to suspend it over the drive core until it either melts or activates. I'll get back to you fine folks with the results just as soon as they're finished; unless of course the entire ship goes nova and our souls are sent screaming through the warp.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:38 No.14685488
    oh hell yes! do want!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:40 No.14685509
    oh Cave Johnson.
    "some of you might be wondering why you're blood smells like promethium. Don't worry that is normal. It means the waves we are bombarding into your DNA is working."

    what rank would he be in adeptus mechanicus
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:43 No.14685530
    Cave Johnson is the Fabricator-General.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:43 No.14685536
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:45 No.14685548
    Servo-Skull vs. 343 guilty spark.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:49 No.14685592
    All of them.
    All of the ranks.

    Ave Imperator and welcome, future Imperial citizen, to the Adeptus Mechanicus heretic reintegration slash heretech testing facility. Now is your chance to redeem yourself in His eyes and advance the cause of humanity! Or maybe just get melted like the rest of control group Epsilon. Those thumbtwiddling fancypants in Administratum probably didn't want me to mention that, but who cares? I'm Cave Johnson and I lay ALL my cards on the table, no matter how bad the hand is! But seriously, the atmosphere in here isn't rated for Oxygen-Nitrogen respiration so I'd move on if I were you.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:54 No.14685657
    I want to see cave johnson as a tech preast now
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)21:56 No.14685669
    The boys managed to dig up an STC readout for something that takes ordinary silicate based solid matter and converts it into an unknown hybrid material suitable for use as a superconductor. Now, the application of this device may not be clear from the outset, but Ol' Cave Johnson knows a thing or two about archeotech... at least I did before I hooked myself up to that ancient data daemon repository. It seems that SOMEONE never bothered to tell me that it was not, in fact, the Iapetus model ambient image projector we salvaged. Anyway, we'll be using the superconducto-silicathingy as a shower curtain. Another red letter day for the Adeptus Mechanicus!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:01 No.14685719

    oh god i read it in his voice
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:16 No.14685871
    Cave Johnson reporting. It seems some of the boy excavated some tech from the surface of Relis VI. We first thought it might of been some kind of interdimensional refridgerator or at least that's what I thought. Turns out it was a Warp Gateway with no way to shut it down! Ha ha boy was my face red! Incidentally, we are going to need more initiates. Completely
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:21 No.14685915
    Apparently, converting the ecology of the agri-moon orbiting a major hive world to a nanosyrup production cycle is a crime nowadays, at least in the eyes of the Administratum. But you know what? Screw 'em! No vision, that's what they've got, not like me! Oh no, no one'll ever say Cave Johnson played it safe or wimped out. I tell you, these people. They come to us, fixin to have their doodads and ancient whatnot stitched back together and then dare- they DARE to criticize me when I give it a spit-shine?! Do they know who I am! I'm the guy who's ordering an orbital strike on their hive!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:27 No.14685982
    Now remember, something that will get you out of here sooner is willingness to cooperate. Like with testing. Hey, He always says humanity should work together, so why don't you prove you are willing to help Him by helping us?

    Now then, the Eldar will be attacking because they might accuse us of holding their wraithbone for ransom. Which is a lie. We are using it for research. Completely different.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)22:37 No.14686067
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/11(Fri)23:57 No.14686876
    more 40k cave johnson!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:22 No.14687141
    Cave Johnson makes everything better.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/11(Sat)00:29 No.14687226
    this made me laught hard
    >> Edgy Australian 04/23/11(Sat)01:55 No.14688132
    Now you might be asking yourself: Cave, just how difficult are these tests? What was in that Am I in danger of being a heretic? Let me answer that question with a question.

    Who wants to make sixty thrones? Gelt.

    You can also feel free to relax in the waiting room for up to twenty minutes, which is a damn sight more comfortable than the underhive benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you.

    For many of you, I realise that sixty thrones is an unprecedented windfall, so don't go spending it all on...

    I don't know. Caroline, what do these people buy? Broken chronos? Rag dirt?

    So, welcome to Aperture. You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face.

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