Now you might be asking yourself: Cave, just how difficult are these tests? What was in that Am I in danger of being a heretic? Let me answer that question with a question.
Who wants to make sixty thrones? Gelt.
You can also feel free to relax in the waiting room for up to twenty minutes, which is a damn sight more comfortable than the underhive benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you.
For many of you, I realise that sixty thrones is an unprecedented windfall, so don't go spending it all on...
I don't know. Caroline, what do these people buy? Broken chronos? Rag dirt?
So, welcome to Aperture. You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face.