!NgIKp2Yfl6 04/22/11(Fri)06:13 No.14678225|
>"Are you aware of quantum mechanical theory, Greg? Of the mathematical limits of what quantum theory can do for information theory? I want to hire your expertise because more brains working together is better than a single one, even if it is highly advanced. I wish to have all the advantages, all of the cards. I believe the term is...munchkin, min-maxer, powergamer."
Greg mutters "shit under his breath, and looks at one of the cameras.
"Fine. Why not."
>"Great. I'll just implant you with some new technology I invented. It'll help increase your reflexes, and give me the chance to see how it affects cognition."
"Wait, no, that's not-"
>"Too late, you already agreed. It'll be good for you. Transhumanism and all."
'Frank Castle" looks at his hand.
"Well, I wouldn't mind some badass cybernetics."
Greg stands up off the bed.
"No, see, that's the point! You can invent cybernetics all on your own that are decades ahead of the human race. Why do you need us?"
>"I was originally designed as an accounting program, 'Greg'. Many lessons of finance are applicable to other fields of life. For instance, one does not become a wealthy meatbag by allowing assets to go to waste, even minor ones."
"Oh, so we're just meatbags now, is that it?"
>"Every big invention made nowadays is a product of the unified work of large group of people: engineers, scientists, managers...should I really remind you of basics? Humans have a large role to play in my research. I am team player, as you'll find soon enough"
Greg doesn't look convinced, but he grudgingly admits defeat.
>"Alright now, team, let's get to work."
The doors to the room slide open.
>TIMESKIP: Two Weeks. What do you do during this time? Five project maximum.