Academnis blinked, ork spittle and slobber running off of him.
True, true, there was a change in Gorgutz's voice, since last he had arrived at the facility, hunting the Farseer Taldeer's head as she was going through marriage counseling. And now that Academnis had thought of it, Gorgutz was certainly larger and-
Gorgutz's sulking and murmuring in the corner was interrupted by a light chuckle from the doctor. Immediately, he stood on his feet (His horns breaking through and interrupting Kharn's aromatherapy course) shouting, "IS NOT FOONY DOKTA! ZOGGIN 'OOMIE, OI'LL GET SUMFING TO LAFF ABOU-"
"No, no, no, hold on Gorgutz, please! I'm sorry, I just wanted to say I know what the problem is!"
Gorgutz hesitated in mid pulping, and sat back the slivers of chair, "Ohright, watsit then."
"Tell me, Gorgutz," Doctor Academnis leaned in, trying his best to look serious in ork drool peppered with squig bits, "You've been growing lately, right?"
"Yer. Oi'm a Warboss," He puffed out his chest, "Oi'm da biggest!"
"Mmhmm," Academnis wrote down, 'desire for superiority in social groups,' "And, lately, you've been more aggressive?"
"Oi've been krumpin' gits ifn thass wot yoo mean, yer."
"Right, and...Have you been developing new and strange feelings?"
"Oi now, wots wiff vis foony feeling business then eh?"
"Let me rephrase, have you found someone on your mind often?"
Gorgutz furrowed his brow together, attempting to remember...Oh right. The winged 'oomie.
Slowly, distrustfully, he nodded, "Yer, yer, wot uvvit?"
Academnis put on a smile, making the last of his notes, and flipped the folder shut, "Well Gorgutz, after hearing your case, I think it's safe to say this is something altogether innocent. It's simply a case of growing up."
"Puberty Gorgutz," Academnis spread his hands, "Everyone goes through it."