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    211 KB Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)17:16 No.14583019  
    Since captchas do not exist in fantasy world, where else could some crazed worshippers find random assortments of words they could thus interpret as the will of their God
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)17:18 No.14583040
    Get some bitch high on fumes from the earth, and use whatever comes out of her mouth.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)17:25 No.14583112
    >Inglip cultists

    Thank you for giving me an awesome idea for a Chaotic Neutral cleric
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)17:29 No.14583154
    The True Words of God were given to all peoples at the dawn of time. But they were corrupted, mixed with falsehoods, and placed into the many "holy" books of the false faiths. The High Priests use special blessed dice to tell them which word on which page of which book to read, and thus do the True Words reveal themselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)17:50 No.14583365
    That's the stupidest thing I ever
    >captcha: continue, joining

    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)17:53 No.14583392
    The steal books of any temple, any god, any religion. They want their books.

    Then, each nighr of certain days, they destroy and burn the books, searching in the ashes the words of wisdom of their God.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)17:54 No.14583406
    >Lord Inglip
    >Lord English

    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)17:57 No.14583432
    "What is your holy book"
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)17:59 No.14583449

    Lord British

    crento good
    what do you mean capcha?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)18:01 No.14583477

    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)18:12 No.14583559
    >captcha: compute ingpri

    Programming the computer as we speak lord!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)18:15 No.14583588
    >Survey edired

    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)18:23 No.14583650
    They rip up books and try to interpret the snippets in the way they fall on the floor.

    Needless to say their god is a fickle one.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)18:26 No.14583670
    This concept of 'our God communicates with us through randomly discovered words" would be interesting with a logographic alphabet.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)18:30 No.14583699
    >release ullnewev

    At once my Lord, the demon Ullnewev shall be released to hound the unbelievers!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)18:33 No.14583727
    >real-time berasur

    I choose to take this as a poorly spelled version of Bearasaur...

    that being said, the prospect of finding a real bearasaur of time is a frightening one.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)18:35 No.14583739
    >edureti False}

    How foolish of us! We shall correct our mistake of following edureti's consul.
    >> CommissarConn 04/13/11(Wed)19:08 No.14584041
    I'm now incorporating this hugely into the next fantasy setting I write.
    captcha: campaign concerning
    Maybe not then.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:11 No.14584077
    >trust foliar
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:14 No.14584121
    Let it be done. Your quest is just - You have nothing to fear.
    >may dverni
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:16 No.14584136
    Ever since captcha got introduced, I've been using it for fantasy names.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:16 No.14584139
    >calloy Wizard

    yes my lord we shall make Calloy a wizard at once
    >> CĂș Chulainn 04/13/11(Wed)19:18 No.14584150
    >captcha: asslic lspl

    Am I being punished?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:19 No.14584168
    >named rurm
    well, I guess we just found out what the Bearasaur was called...
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:22 No.14584199
    >IIM Sidna

    What is sidna my lord

    >Goes to google -Wikipedia first link.
    > "siDNA stands for short inhibiting DNA or small interfering DNA. siDNA is a short modified DNA capable of inhibiting the DNA repair activities. It has a complementary sequence to that of the DNA to which the siDNA combines with."
    >The Technique is also used to fight cancer.

    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:23 No.14584205
    >100 dedhos

    So be it! Bring me one-hundred dead prostitutes for the glory of our God!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:27 No.14584238
    >develop liddiv

    It shall be done my lord!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:27 No.14584244
    Goddamnit I didn't know we had so many Inglipites here in this place.

    Crazy lot I say. Should never of allowed them to put their temple here. Keep stealing every book they can get their hand on and they'll just as soon shower you with gifts as they will stab ya in the back. Right unpredictable.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:28 No.14584256
    >Several hscum

    I shall have the unspecified number of hscum you require momentarly, my lord. May I be so bold as to ask why we require them?

    >Gaimbets Rev.

    Of cource! Our esteemed brother, Reverend Gainbets! I shall aquire the hscum with haste.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:29 No.14584264

    Rurm, the Bearasaur of Time, is an enemy of Lord Inglip. This trickster treats the very fabric of reality as a plaything, blending species millions of years apart by manipulating time itself. It is an abomination, and a threat to our mighty church. Take up arms, brothers, and slay the fiend. I,
    >Thenard contha
    shall lead this crusade!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:34 No.14584307
    Oh god somebody stat this. Rurm, Bearasaur
    of time and Thenard Contha, Inglipite high
    Inquisitor. They're in my next D&D game. I swear,
    they're in it.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:35 No.14584315
    >you're Ahtse
    My lord has revealed my new name! I have been baptized by his holy text!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:36 No.14584322
    >corldect Room,

    The Temple... it requires a Corl-Dec't Room! Make haste with its construction!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:36 No.14584327
    >fix, ogoven

    Yes, my Lord. We shall begin the repair of Og's Oven immediately.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:36 No.14584331

    A crusade in the glory of Lord Inglip? Perhaps Reverend Gaimbets and his company of several hscum shall be usefull to you in your quest.
    >Physiology erisrec
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:37 No.14584333
    An Inquisitor with a garbled book of rules
    >> egonsta 04/13/11(Wed)19:42 No.14584397
    This Bearasaur of Time nonsense is ridiculous! Who can say for sure whether Inglip exists or not? We can't base our lives off some ridiculo-
    >subdues egonsta
    What?! No! My lord, have I not served you well in the past?! I was only joking! No! NOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)19:50 No.14584495

    Lord Inglip, the crusade against Rurm, the Bearasaur of Time does not go well, for the beast proves elusive. Where should our Armies head to slay this abomination?
    >Desorde Blue
    Very well, my lord! we march onto the Desorde Blue!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:01 No.14585207
    >AND troars

    what was that my lord?

    we need to fight 'troars' as well?

    but what is troars?
    >> Saint I 04/13/11(Wed)21:05 No.14585240
    >Isaint Apokalypse


    we must take up arms and defend our homes, for The great and vicious Time Bearasaur has arrived with the awful creature 'Troars'
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:10 No.14585308
    >attacks pactest

    Woeful times fellow citizens, for the peaceful town of pactest has come under attack from the foul creature Rurm.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:14 No.14585356
    >Letter ntespled

    Truly lord Inglip! We shall ask the ntespled for assistance in these dark times!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:16 No.14585373
    >also, usicarg

    Of course, my lord!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:17 No.14585390
    >case adduene
    Yes My Lord, we Shall Open the Case Adduene
    >> Idletar 04/13/11(Wed)21:20 No.14585420
    >Idletar vengeance,

    Yes my lord, I will take my men and make that foul creature pay for the deaths of the innocent.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:21 No.14585430
    >find sromage

    a brilliant idea my lord, the courts mage will know of a way to vanquish the beast.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:22 No.14585441
    >age hatenew
    a new age of hate is upon us ...
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:25 No.14585473
    >enraptured audience

    YES, YES OF COURSE. /cultist voice
    >> GL Pretentious Hipster !!NU1qDw5ZF2C 04/13/11(Wed)21:25 No.14585486
    >LEWIS, budedi

    So... Clark... was an asexual clone?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:28 No.14585514
    >THE lorticas

    you can't be serious my lord, we can't ask for help from them, they are naught but savages...
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:30 No.14585541
    >nsecon wherever
    I dont know what ncesoning is, but I have it on high authority that I am allowed to do it wherever I damn well please and woe be to anyone who gets in my way!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:31 No.14585560
    Do not question the Lord.

    >Tarbiz ogralln
    You are wise, my lord. Though the Ogralln are even less civilized than the Lorticas, the Tarbiz clan may well agree to fight with us. And if they do the others may as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:33 No.14585584
    >Youndis every

    A-all of them, my Lord? But the holy circle of Youndis has been fragmented for centuries! Finding all the pieces would be...

    Yes, yes! I understand, forgive my impertinence, sir! I will carry out your will at once!
    >> Arksta 04/13/11(Wed)21:35 No.14585608
    >bread: arksta

    yes my lord I'll get some for you right away.
    >> Mr. Grey !gaHPqILQL. 04/13/11(Wed)21:36 No.14585623
    >matemer too
    They as well, lord? You certainly do enjoy enlisting savages
    >hai wonderful,
    I agree, and a tasteful switch to Japanese, I might add...
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:36 No.14585628
    >which tythor

    I... I do not know, my lord!

    >EDWARDS, ewillyi

    Ah of course, Edwards Ewillyi, last of the Tythors... he shall complete the sacrificial ritual
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:39 No.14585652
    >engtrai field

    Yes, a perfect strategic position, my lord! We shall meet the enemy in combat there this day and see them routed and driven before your divine might!

    Quickly, men! We now ride for glory!
    >> Nitriedi 04/13/11(Wed)21:42 No.14585688
    >Archives Nitriedi

    A wonderful Idea my lord, maybe if we were to look in the archives we could find a weakness in the Bearasaur's armour
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:43 No.14585701
    >with abirs

    Very well, we shall ride alongside the abirs!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:44 No.14585712
    >ask nthembea

    The holy oracle N'Them Bea! Granted authority by our lord and master, she speaks with his divine voice, untarnished by the lies and illusions of this world!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:50 No.14585790
    >Pplessi chateaux,

    Ah yes, the Pplessi House! What of them, Lord?

    >from alregni

    Alregni!? But they are our most sworn enemies! My lord, what shall we do with these spies?

    >Litteraire raltemst

    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:51 No.14585806
    >>destroy inglip
    OH NO! inglip PLEASE DON"T DIE!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:53 No.14585829
    >ivigul quickening

    The advance of our sworn enemies, the Ivigul, is increasing! We must muster our defenses against them!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:56 No.14585856
    >the indltn

    Yes, we shall unleash powers of The Indltn against them
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:56 No.14585859
    No, he's right.

    If you find Inglip on the road, kill him.

    The Inglip that can be spoken of is not the true Inglip.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)21:58 No.14585884
    >onisp proteins

    From this day forth only the blessed sustenance of onisp proteins may pass through your lips! All other meats are declared impure by his holy word!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:00 No.14585903
    >problem assentsb (?)
    It's lucky that Lord Inglip used a body double, he was onto your treachery from the beginning,

    Assentsb your punishment is that you will be beaten by men with large hammers until you resemble a
    >reddish] courry

    oh and bring the
    >nuses, ntroase

    we may yet be able to save the life of the Lords double.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:06 No.14585973
    "Dark Lord Inglip, I've been gaining a little weight in my lab lately. What should I do?"

    >CpGs diert

    "I...I should go on a diet of methylated nucleotides? That doesn't sound healthy m'lord..."

    >ionta enjoy.

    "I don't care if Ionta enjoys it; he's a imbecile. I fed him a piece of lunchmeat from off the floor once."

    >his otevions

    "Probably did hurt his otevions... I should probably apologize for that..."

    >othid way.

    "That is the Othid Way, isn't it... I shall go apologize to him, indeed. But what about this new diet?"

    >ernataxi STUDY

    "I...I'm...to be a damn...guinea-pig for this diet? For that madman Ernataxi?!"

    >broken mntruss


    >harmed ensas,

    "Of course I harmed him! He deserved it!"

    >rategra Principles

    "The Rategra Principles of Karma is a Bitch... I...I understand. ...I shall apologize to Ionta and...and...report to Ernataxi. ...Goodbye, Lord Inglip."
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:11 No.14586036
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    "Lord Inglip...I have this funny feeling when I pee lately. I don't know where it's from. What is it?"
    >std neeporke
    >ansithe vector
    "My dear Ansithe is a vector? H-how?"
    >GarrowHUG ivaile
    "She...she...'goed down" and hugged...Ivaile? My best friend?"

    "I shall go kill them both."
    >and lectslas
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:22 No.14586159
    This thread is win

    >tor caseig
    Yes, Lord Inglip. I will take my men to the ancient tor and recover whatever may lay inside that your lordship wishes ownership of. Who will sit on the council seat in my stead?

    >roducan III:
    Roducan the Third? I've never entirely trusted his judgement my lord, but if you deem him fit then I'll not question it. Might I ask what it is we seek in the ruins of Caseig?

    >derproo route
    I SEE! It is not a thing you seek but a place! The lost underground Derproo route would lead our armies STRAIGHT behind the defenses of that dread Time Bearasaur! My men will uncover the secret passage and establish a base at the tor, your lordship. Is there anything I should bring? It is a mighty foe we face.

    >the mbernini
    My LORD!! I am not worthy of such an honor, although I will of course accept! With the fabled blade Mbernini at my side, our men will have morale such as they have never felt, and your enemies will fall before me like lambs at the slaughter!
    All glory to Lord Inglip!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:26 No.14586210
    >Messianic liedifer

    Rejoice, for this day our lord has given us a savior! Go find the man named Liedifer, that we may do him homage!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:27 No.14586224
    Brothers! Start up the forges! We shall use them to make great holy weapons!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:29 No.14586240
    >industry iestomp
    I forgive for not quoting the words of Our Lord

    >forgive tertstab
    Thank you for your mercy. I shall honor your name!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:31 No.14586259
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    Oracles under influence of Hallucinogens.

    Other forms of Divination: Ouigi Board Style, Scrying, Astrology, Geomancy, Necromancy (talking to the dead), ect.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:31 No.14586261
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    ... The Volkswagen SUV, my lord?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:31 No.14586267

    >hozones Alesina

    The great and wondrous blade Hozones Alesina! Such workmanship, with its razor-sharp edge that is never dulled by time or battle, and its beautiful azure-student hilt and guard, it is truly a sight to behold.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:32 No.14586270
    So how do we stat the Holy Order of Inglip? I believe this has much potential for foolery
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:37 No.14586329

    I'm definitely using them in an upcoming DnD campaign, as a cult that kidnapped a crazy old hobo and interprets his nonsensical ramblings as the voice of their dark god.

    I kind of want to set it up as a horror-type thing with all the crazy occult stuff the party investigates initially, then have them laughing when they realize just what the cult is worshipping.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:38 No.14586336
    The doors to all buildings, from smallest chapel to grandest church, are guarded by magic one can only enter by speaking the correct password. The passwords of course change daily and can only be found by using the dice of >>14583154
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:39 No.14586350
    And when one thing the rambling hobo says turns out to be a world ending prophecy, they suddenly get kicked into OH SHIT mode
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:41 No.14586381
    I ran a post apocalyptic campaign with Ingip in it. It was a single computer worshiped by hundreds of insane Gropagas. The computer had a 4chan page open, and once a day, the High Priest would refresh the captcha
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:48 No.14586441
    An order of monks originally, whose monastery was ransacked and burned. All that remained were scraps of parchment and signage arranged to read "Obey Inglip". Thus they took Inglip as their new leader. Many thought them mad, for they received their instructions from the wanton destruction of any reading material, from wanted signs to holy texts. They would take whatever scraps were at hand and destroy them, and whatever remained was an absolute order. Indeed, many times groups of monks would come into conflict with each other, having received opposing orders. Sometimes, they'd find instructions in the remains of the obviously less faithful group.

    Many thought the Inglipites mad, but others sought to join them; it seemed they could not fail when pursuing the dictates of this new god. And if he demanded his servants be killed or imprisoned no matter, all gods require sacrifice as all servants require tests of faith. But as their reach grows so do their enemies:

    Holy orders seek to destroy the monks, who will steal and destroy holy texts on a whim.

    There is no shortage of mages who've lost their spellbooks to Inglipites, and they are begining to hatch a plan.

    The governments of the world have lost innumerable documents to the cult, slowing the work of the bureaucracies to a crawl.

    So it came as no surprise when these groups sent out their best to oppose the cult, and stop the destuction of these texts. However, Inglip has forseen this, and instructed one of his followers to join the group. He always takes first watch, and always throws some scraps on to the last breaths of the dying campfire...

    >MaxK Fintly
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)22:59 No.14586545
    >tateste content

    Our bids to ease Tateste's worries have been successful! He shall doubt you no more, my lord!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)23:01 No.14586571
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    Max K Fintly in....

    >Ewleos Oppo
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)23:08 No.14586663
    >set ndsoreda
    I shall prepare the ndsoredas immediately my lord!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)23:23 No.14586837
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    >this thread

    Sir stmblist
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)23:26 No.14586861
    Tuns out they are not Inglipites: the name of an Inglip cultist is Gropagas, and are colelctivly known as Gropagas.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)23:29 No.14586894
    >Magistrato Nkome
    CAPTCHA says there is a magistrate that we much behead. Find the one they call Nkome!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)23:36 No.14586983

    Those silly Greeks.

    >gentlemm nil;

    i guess Inglip hates men that are polite and well-dressed.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/11(Wed)23:40 No.14587034
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    My lord inglip! From where do our enemies attack?!

    >from icarhis

    >> Anonymous 04/13/11(Wed)23:44 No.14587079
    >lichoduc UPGRADE

    You heard the master! He has found his lichoduc lacking and we are responsible for uplifting it into a new and greater form!
    >> Anonymous 04/14/11(Thu)00:03 No.14587272
    I wish to join the glorious cult of Inglip, but my name is far too simple and unholy for this great and mighty order. However shall I reme-

    >Forl Idifult

    Of course! Thank you Lord Inglip, from this day forth I shall worship you as Forl Idifult!
    >> /d/eviant 04/14/11(Thu)03:44 No.14589510
    Oh mighty Inglip, how may I serve the cause!?

    practice enjoidig

    I shall begin enjoidigging for you, O Lord!
    >> Anonymous 04/14/11(Thu)03:53 No.14589577
    My Lord, how can I serve?

    >revenue ivaradj

    He has not paid his tithes, Lord? What would you have me do?

    >justice, thedirib

    At once, Lord! I will requisition the dirib and visit justice upon him! Is there anything else I can do?

    >mantra terichat

    Of course I will chat with Teri about her new mantra, Lord.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/11(Thu)04:01 No.14589630
    My lord I am not sure about this cource of action....

    >focase subject

    Forgive me Master! I will endeavor to focus on the current subject about

    > "The mandlea

    YES LORD! The Mandlea will be unleashed upon our enemies

    >rmorg team-based

    Yes we shall destroy the Rmorg with their team based tactics!
    >> Anonymous 04/14/11(Thu)04:02 No.14589639
    >Graveyards essift

    Carve words into the bones of the dead, throw them, and the spirits will choose which bones fall in the positions that indicate they should be read

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