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You done been Unknown Armies'd.
>Friend walks into a dorm, reports weird guy in ski mask with bag around his neck hiding in shadows around campus at midnight
>Laugh him off, walk back to my dorm
>See a figure with what looks like a bag around his neck walking down road, then disappears behind trees
>Freak out, get more friends
>Check nearby areas, empty classrooms, dining hall; everything is closed, lights out
>Come out of building, see figure go into campus center
>Grab two friends, flashlights, weapons: baseball bat, 2x4, knife (rural area, not out of place)
>Search through creepy-ass under-construction building with debris everywhere and no lights
>Come out, see guy walking away about to walk into shadows
>Chase after him, friend with flashlight shines it on him, yells "Who's that?!"
>Guy slowly turns around, says in deep voice "Who's THAT?"
>Friend drops flashlight, we ready weapons as he walks towards us
>Guy pulls mask off, revealed to be an old professor hiking back to his house with a bag with his flashlight and ID around his neck, wearing mask because it was cold, stopped to get some stuff from his office
>MFW three grown brown men almost beat a 60-year old white man to death while he ran errands