/tg/ interested in Jurassic Quest today?
>>14535566i can play for a while
>>14535587Anybody else want to play?
how do you play jurassic quest?
>>14535694Roll d100 when he asks for it. Popular vote decides course of action.
Thread Archive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Jurassic%20ParkSKILLSAthletics [Basic]Mechanics [Basic] - [Maintenance]Computers [Basic]Survival [Basic]Park Knowledge [Basic]Dinosaur Knowledge [Basic]First Aid [Basic]Firearms [Basic] - [Small Arms]INVENTORY- Blue Level Security Card- Orange Level Security Card- JP Maintenance Dept. Hard Hat (Floodhat)- JP Maintenance Dept. Coveralls- Chainmail - Utility Belt- Flashlight [Pwr: lllll]- Walkie-Talkie [Pwr: ll ]- Compressed Air Pistol- x13 Tranquilizer Darts- Toolbox- 2 Rechargeable batteries (Flashlight/talkie compatible)- Recharging station (Battery)- .44 Magnum (Hidden in Explorer)- x22 .44 Magnum rounds (HP)- Jury-rigged Flamethrower (WD-40 and Lighter)- Gas Mask- Rocket Launcher (Explorer)- x6 Missiles (HE)- First Aid Kit- x30 7.62 rounds (HP)- x30 7.62 rounds (Incendiary)- Taser
As I recall, weren't we trying to get a hold of the cryo thermos from a spanish-speaking maintenance worker?
You were attempting to get Jason's thermos back from the Costa Rican worker. Neither of you spoke the others language and the security guard is laughing at your attempts to communicate.
>>14535709what do you type to roll?
>>14535740dice+1d100 in the email field.Anyway. Besides the three of us, is anyone else in the room?
>>14535739could we radio the guy we were working with earlier and get him to translate over the radio?
>>14535760We tried last thread but couldn't raise him.
>>14535760The new recruits haven't been taught radio discipline yet, so Maintenance channel is a mess.
Ask if anybody nearby is bilingual.
>>14535566Heck yeah! What happened the last session? Wasn't it saved?>>14535770Well, I say we should try to get it later, maybe when we have something of greater value than the thermos that we can trade with the worker.
>>14535770no i mean Juan
>>14535801Didn't go anywhere after you left. It wasn't worth saving.
>>14535808Bummer.>>14535805Doubt we can find him or Emmanuel while the comm is useless. I say we ask Dispatch what we should do next.
>>14535805The only way you can reach Juan or Emmanuel is through the Maintenance channel.
>>14535805Juan doesn't speak any English.I'm beginning to lose patience."El. Thermos. Y los picas. Now."
- Ask around for a bilingual person.- Forget the thermos for now.- Consult Dispatch.- Continue attempts at communication.Which will it be?
>>14535836I don't think Dispatch has much to offer us in terms of advice.
>>14535876Let's try asking for a bilingual person first, then work our way down the list.
>>14535876- Forget the thermos for now.Even if I really wanna prove that the thermos is filled with embryos worth millions of dollars, I think it's better to continue for now.
>>14535876point at the thermos and then point at our hand
Hell with it, just grab the thermos and call him a theif.
>>14535891To what point and purpose? Right now that's the most concrete goal we have.
>>14535922No good without the toothpick keys.
>>14535924Fine, if we can find a bilingual person who isn't a dick we should try to get the thermos. I doubt we'll get far with worker otherwise, though.
>>14535936we can grab those from whoever has them after we get the thermos
>>14535963We have no idea who has them.Come on, OP, who's bilingual?
>>14535963Going around stealing stuff from workers is a sure way to turn Dispatch and the Security Guards against us.
>>14535963we can get those after we get the thermos
>>14535970Asking around leads to nobody. The security guard comes up with a grin practically dripping with smugness."Need some help?"
>>14535984"*sigh*, yeah, I do. Do you speak spanish?"
His face looks like it's split in two from how much he's smiling. "Wellllll now, I think I can be of some assistance. But I'll be needing something from you first, of course."
>>14536053"And what will that be, good sir?"
>>14536053oh boy here we go
>>14536075He leans in. "An apology."
>>14536111Can we just give him 50$ instead?
>>14536147You don't have any money.
>>14536111"Fair enough. Sorry for being a dick to you before. It's been a long weekend and I lost my head."
>>14536111"Eh, what kind of apology?"
>>14536168"An apology for abusing my tender sensibilities earlier. I have such a delicate constitution. Broke my poor heart to hear you abuse me so. I was on the verge of tears." He hams that up a lot.
>>14536155"Awww, surely you can do a better job than that."
>>14536232"Look, there is still an emergency situation in place... Listen. I'm deeply sorry about offending you, but millions of dollars of InGen's investment are currently on that guy's belt and I think they'd be awfully grateful if it was returned safely."
>>14536291He looks at you with a raised eyebrow, before rolling his eyes and pulling out a Spanish/English pocket dictionary and handing it to you.
>>14536340"Thank you very much. I'll bring this right back."Go to the maintenance worker and try to explain the situation in brief, using the dictionary.
Use the dictionary to translate this as best we can."I need that thermos and the case of toothpicks that were on the table. The head of security was a spy and using a hidden chamber to steal company property. If you give it to me we can return them to Dr. Wu."
>>14536359"Keep it and beat it." He turns and heads back to his post.The maintenance worker stares at you, then starts laughing in your face. His friends start laughing too.
>>14536453Translated."If you don't believe me, let me show you."
>>14536462This, but make it clear we're very close to losing patience.
"Si desea probar. Tiramos los palillos a cabo, buena suerte para encontrar en las bolsas de basura."He gestures to some trash bags sitting near the entrance.
>>14536453laughing at a over stressed man with a gun is a bad idea.
>>14536536Check the bags.
>>14536536Search the bags for the toothpicks.
>>14536545Roll for it.
rolled 3 = 3Very well.
rolled 70 = 70>>14536661Ouch.
It takes about 10 minutes, but you sift through the trash and find the, now rather grimy, toothpick case.having dinner, be back soon.
>>14536727Wipe our hands off, then open the case and the dictionary."Now let me see the thermos."
Alright, see you soon.
They all laugh and fake disgust as the worker hands the thermos over.
>>14536881Insert a tootpick into the hole, open up the thermos and inspect its content.
You stick a toothpick in the hole and twist. The bottom 3 inches of the thermos come apart from the rest in a hiss of freezing, white gas.
>>14536930Open it up carefully. Show the workers what it contained (so that they know you weren't lying).
>>14536930Translated."There. Just like I said."Show the guard and see if he'll let us in.
The workers are speechless and stare at you with dumb looks on their faces.Inside the bottom are a a bunch of little capsules looking things, one of which slipped out of its restraint is lying on the bottom.You show them to the guard, who has an apathetic look on his face."And what are those things?"
>>14536981Catch the one that slipped and put it back in."Dinosaur embryos."
"Uh huh. They look like pills to me. Didn't I tell you to beat it?"
>>14537024Close it back up."Listen, if these embryos don't make it to the freezer on time, I'm going to make sure Dr. Wu knows exactly whose fault it is. Get out of my way."
>>14537024"Pills? Are you serious? Your former boss got himself KILLED because of these so-called pills. Whatever they are I bet our bosses want to take a look at them."
"Are we really going to go through this shit again?! I don't give a fuck! Despite your grand delusions, you sure as hell aren't important enough to be in there. How about you take some of those pills and maybe you'll start thinking straight and leave before I beat your ass!"
>>14537152Okay, I'm done with this. Stomp 'em in the nuts.
>>14537178Don't do that.Call Dispatch, tell them that the thermos contains some really high-tech and EXPENSIVE looking stuff that probably belongs to the company. That should wake him up.
>>14537189Hm. Good plan."Dispatch. I managed to get the thermos open. I'm not sure what a dinosaur embryo looks like, but whatever was inside is clearly very expensive and company property. I need to talk to Dr. Wu now, the canister had some kind of white gas I think might have been a refrigerant and I don't want it to thaw out if it's what I think it is."
>>14537152call dispatch and inform them
"*static* Hmm, good work Porter. Give the radio over to the guard."
Hand it off.
>>14537292hand it over then
The guard brings the radio to his ear, and his face blanches. You can hear yelling coming from the radio. The guard gives the radio back and walks off.
Well, let's go into the conference room."Dr. Wu. I'm Porter. You need to see this." Then open up the canister again.
>>14537328Grin like the smooth sonuvabitch we are.
Wu looks up from his notes and takes the thermos from you. His eyes widen."Where did you get this?!"
>>14537403"From Jason. I think it's safe to say that he was up to no-good."
>>14537403"The thermos was Jason's. I'm afraid it's a long story, but the gist is this: Jason and the former head of maintenance appear to have defected to Biosyn at some point, as well as engaging in several acts of sabotage."
He turns to the rest of the people in the room."Excuse me, I have to take care of this."He runs out of the room with the thermos in hand.
>>14537449i think it's safe to say we're gonna get a raise
>>14537449Do we recognize any other faces?
>>14537467No, none of them are familiar.
>>14537477Apologize for our interruptions and get dispatch on the horn."Dispatch, Wu has been advised of the situation. I think we can say the embryos are safe. Any new instructions?"
>>14537509"*static* Head to the bungalows to pick up the work crew, then head to the Iguanadon Inn."
>>14537546"Right, can I pick up a new car outside?"
>>14537548"*static* Head to the visitor center motor pool, they should have something available."
>>14537572I suppose we are heading outside then.
Go to the motor pool and pick out a new explorer, then go and transfer our things into it and head for the Iguanadon Inn. Here's hoping we can get in touch with Emanuel again.
You head out of the doors to the Visitor Center.Make a Survival check.
rolled 32 = 32>>14537629Oh great.
rolled 41 = 41>>14537629Let me guess, another dinosaur.
rolled 16 = 16Ugh, and I thought I was a crappy roller.
rolled 53 = 53We're still wearing our chainmail, right?
You feel a shock course up your body and fall to the ground. "Fucking bastard."A flash of pain hits your side as you feel someone your side.
>>14537686That should be "kick your side".
>>14537686its the guard right?
rolled 18 = 18At least we're armored. Grab the leg that just kicked us and pull.
Oops, forgot to turn off dice-roller. Let's try to pull that asshole down to our level.
>>14537703He rolls you over onto your back. Yeah, it's the guard."Couldn't just mind your fucking business, could you? No, had to ruin my fucking life. Well, might as well make my last experience on the island a happy one. Pity for you."He kicks you again.
"Ah! What the fuck?"Swing in the general direction of the kick.
>>14537755Kick upwards, aiming for his groin or abdomen."Not my fault you were more interested in your little power trip than doing your fucking job and guarding this island's security."
>>14537755OH IT'S ON MOTHER FUCKER!
>>14537773>>14537758Roll for it.
rolled 33 = 33>>14537865rollan
rolled 95 = 95"Fuck you!"
rolled 47 = 47>>14537877YOU FOOL
...shouldnt someone have noticed this? I mean theres guards, trying to protect the visitor from dinos why dont they see this?
>>14537895The atrium was empty except for those maintenance workers. With the dinos loose it's not surprising that visitors aren't around.
You kick upwards, and get him right in the groin. His mouth opens, and a little squeak comes out. He falls over and curls into the fetal position, hands groping his groin.
>>14537980Give him a few more kicks in the groin, then radio Dispatch about this.
>>14537980keep kicking, dont stop untill he pukes or passes out
>>14538009do this then radio dispatch
Get moving, and turn on the radio."Dispatch, that asshole security guard just went after me with a cattle prod or some shit. He's down now but not out. What did you tell him?"
He makes no noise as you kick him, just twitches. Eventually he passes out from pain. You radio Dispatch and tell him what happened."*static* There should be some handcuffs on him, cuff him up and leave him for Security."
>>14538103Find something secure to cuff him TO so he does not run off before security arrives
>>14538135then give him a kick for good measure
>>14538144Preferably in the nuts
There's a pipe in the shrubbery adjacent to the doors, you cuff him to that and give him an extra kick. You think you felt something pop.
>>14538174His leg seems to be jutting out from his hip. You must've knocked it out of the socket.
>>14538174Good, let's grab an explorer and head for the bungalows!
>>14538278tell dispatch to send medical?
>>14538278...it must have happend while we were gone, yes he hurt himself trying to escape.
>>14538284Eh, they'll figure it out when they come pick him up, we're buggin Dispatch way too much. We've got a job to do, so lets quite dilly dallying and go grab us a truck.
You head to the motor pool. There's a single Explorer ready for use.
>>14538383check the battery, see if we can grab a spare. move all of our stuff over from whare ever we put and check that we have food water and that our first aid kit is in good condition and well stocked.
>>14538420The battery is almost dead, and there are plenty full ones on the charging racks.
>>14538443well replace it andg rab a spare, theres a lot of shit to fix and we dont want to have to walk again.
>>14538460Make a Maintenance check.
rolled 39 = 39text
rolled 21 = 21Have we not demonstrated any of the several other times we can change a battery?
rolled 45 = 45When we transfer it, look to make sure our stuff is still okay.
>>14538576This is true. Yeah, you don't have to roll for this anymore. You've done it enough.You switch out the batteries, and make sure to store a spare in the back. You drive out of the motor pool and see that the guard has awoken. He's screaming and tugging at the cuffs.
>>14538601Flip him the bird.
>>14538628You flip him off as you drive by, and he yells at you in return. You head off to the Bungalows, but you see an obstruction ahead. A herd of compys is on the road, looks like they're surrounding something.
Honk the horn, get our flamethrower ready.
>>14538733The compys scatter, it seems they were eating some remains.
>>14538834Can we tell what species? If human, we should investigate.
>>14538909You can see some clothing shreds, along with a toolbelt. It's human.
>>14538923'eh, lets stop and see if they had anything on them besides screwdrivers. Access cards, more stolen property, if anything an ID so we can call into dispatch with the poor sods identity so his family can get the hazard pay and death bonus.
>>14538960On his body you find the normal complement of tools plus:- A tranq pistol.- A Blue Security Card (Alejandro Garcia)- x7 tranq darts
>>14539027radio in that we found him. then get back to driving.also, keep an eye out fro anything that may be attracted to the corpse
>>14539027"Dispatch I found the remains of someone with Alejandro Garcia's ID card. I can't actually identify him, the compys have been at him so it'll take dental or DNA or something that doesn't require a face to get a solid ID on this corpse. You want the location or should I just man up and bring him in?"
>>14539049"*static* Just leave him there, it's probably him, no reason for someone to take his ID card. The compys will finish him up."As you turn around, you notice a pair of eyes in the brush on the side of the road.
>>14539115FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBack into the truck NOW
>>14539115Get in the truck, tranq at the ready.
You get back to the truck, and open the door. You hear a roar come from behind you.
>>14539207Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur?
>>14539207Get in. Slam the door.
>>14539224CLOSE THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, GET READY TO TRANQ THE DINOSAUR!
rolled 61 = 61>>14539207LEAP INTO THE VEHICLE AND SCOOP UP YOUR TRANC IN ONE SUAVE MOTHERFUCKIN' MOVE AND BLAT BLAT THAT MUFUGGER IN THE HEAD.
You climb in and slam the door shut before getting on the floor of the vehicle. You look up to see the a raptor charge the vehicle and slam his head through the window. Its eyes settle on you. He looks hungry.
rolled 56 = 56TASER IT! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRISTMAS, TASER IT!
rolled 87 = 87>>14539315Punch that fucker in the nose before it tries to bite us.
>>14539315>He looks hungry.Well lets give 'em something to eat! Tranq that beast!
>>14539340Claw the eye like a shark, then tranq.
Everybody wants to do something different.
TASER IT!.BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE A FLAME THROWER YET.
Is our tazer even strong enough to bring a raptor down?
>>14539440It's more of a stun-prod really, they did bought it for the use on the dinosaurs, but they have a setting for humans as well.
punch it first in a attempt to fend it off long enough to draw our pistol or tazer.
>>14539467This seems logical, but if we can get at our cattle prod fast enough, let's just whack it with that.
You slug the dino in the face, and it retracts its head long enough for you to draw your...
>>14539486lets go with the magnum, a dead raptor cant kill us after all.
rolled 57 = 57Rollan for some epic kung-fu action on that motherfucker!
>>14539506A dead raptor can also ruin all the good will with management we've built up. Taser it and when it's down, we'll tranq it to stay down and tell dispatch to send a DRT.
rolled 84 = 84Pull .44, insert barrel into raptor's mouth, pull trigger for happy fun time!Rolling for that beautiful BOOM! HEADSHOT!
>>14539534Are you fucking retarded? You want our ass fired?Taser.
rolled 64, 40, 80, 49, 59, 94 = 386Tranq-pistol holds what, 6 darts?Pull that tranq-pistol and rapid fire it at the raptor's face.Rolling for all 6 shots
>>14539563I think we just overdosed the raptor on that one....as well as probably shooting a dart into it's brain through the eye....
>>14539542we have already killed 3 or 4, and there may be another dozen or so more than managemnt expected so i doubt they will care to much.
>>14539542We haven't been fired yet for killing all those raptors before.....Muldoon's already chewed dispatch out for leaving us out to dry against raptors before.....that's the goddamned reason we HAVE the magnum!
>>14539606Fair enough, if you guys wanna kill it.
>>14539615Yep, i'm with this guy. Kill it!>>14539534
Stun-prod wins, by my eye.You grab the taser and jab it at the dino. The raptor twitches and falls limp for a second. It seems groggy. You also hear scraping sounds from behind you.
>>14539630Oh fuck, they almost always travel in groups and one is sneaking up on us.Fuck it, hit the gass pedal. much as I would like to kill them all being stuck in the car isnt the best place for this
rolled 89 = 89>>14539630Peel this fucker out, we have no time for this shit! MOVE MOVE MOVE!
Floor it. Call dispatch."Dispatch, there are loose raptors on the road to the Iguanadon Inn! Get a DRT there ASAP."
You get up and are about to slam on the breaks when the passenger door opens and a raptor's head shoots out at you. Make a Survival check.
>>14539720You're on the road between the Visitor Center and the Bungalows.
rolled 10 = 10>>14539746We are. My bad.>>14539734I hate you so bad.
rolled 14 = 14SURVIVAL MOTHERFUCKER!
rolled 44 = 44>>14539782Shit. Nice job getting us killed, guy.
rolled 45 = 45Well worst-case scenario as we peel out it'll hit its head on the door.
rolled 31 = 31Can we bring the baton around?
rolled 32 = 32Rolling not to get our heads eaten.As a side note....we need to make a halberd so next time we can go Lu Bu on their asses....Let's see those raptors try and pursue the Might Lu Bu!
The raptor grabs your arm down its throat as you stomp on the gas. The tazed raptor falls away and you feel a jolt as the back wheels hit it. The raptor with your arm is running alongside the vehicle, wrenching at your arm.
>>14539883Well thank god for chain mail... There's not much we can do without letting go of the wheel, potentially hurting our arm worse, or both. Let's just keep driving and see if we might be able to shake it loose.
>>14539883Ram it with the car.
>>14539948Oh, yeah. That could work.
rolled 10 = 10Rolling to pull out our obviously ginormous cock and beat the raptor to death with our penis, while using our testicles of steel and our ass to drive the car.
"You jerk the wheel and hear the car impact the raptor. Its eyes widen and your arm is wrenched forward as it loses its footing and falls, but your hand comes lose before the full weight of the raptor is put on it. By the time it regains its footing, you've gained a substantial lead.
>>14540023Floor it and get to the barracks.
>>14540023 do a u-turn or a 3-point turn, we are gonna make some road kill.
>>14540058Dammit, we have a job to do. Let's just make sure to call in about them. And once that's done turn on maintenance, see if Emanuel and Juan have whipped the new guys into shape yet.
>>14540084Its just going to keep trying to kill us if we dont down it first.
Ram it or book it?
>>14540099We can probably lose it... Let's at least tranq it. Don't want to waste bullets.
>>14540122Tranq it, then book it. We probably hurt it pretty bad already.
You pull out your gun and fire, but all it does is give off a puff of air. Looks like the air tank needs replacing.
>>14540195Damn. Let's just book, then. Can we tell if the raptor looks injured?
>>14540204It took a fall running at 60 mph, it can't be in good health.You drive off and make it to the Bngalows without further incident.I'm going to bed. Night folks. Hope you had fun.
>>14540252Pleasant dreams broham. Looking forward to more. I'll archive this shit.