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    633 KB Jurassic Quest 18? Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)16:58 No.14535566  
    /tg/ interested in Jurassic Quest today?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:00 No.14535587
    i can play for a while
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)17:05 No.14535634

    Anybody else want to play?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:12 No.14535694
    how do you play jurassic quest?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:14 No.14535700
    Always interested.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:14 No.14535709
    Roll d100 when he asks for it. Popular vote decides course of action.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)17:16 No.14535718
    Thread Archive:

    Athletics [Basic]
    Mechanics [Basic]
    - [Maintenance]
    Computers [Basic]
    Survival [Basic]
    Park Knowledge [Basic]
    Dinosaur Knowledge [Basic]
    First Aid [Basic]
    Firearms [Basic]
    - [Small Arms]

    - Blue Level Security Card
    - Orange Level Security Card
    - JP Maintenance Dept. Hard Hat (Floodhat)
    - JP Maintenance Dept. Coveralls
    - Chainmail
    - Utility Belt
    - Flashlight [Pwr: lllll]
    - Walkie-Talkie [Pwr: ll ]
    - Compressed Air Pistol
    - x13 Tranquilizer Darts
    - Toolbox
    - 2 Rechargeable batteries (Flashlight/talkie compatible)
    - Recharging station (Battery)
    - .44 Magnum (Hidden in Explorer)
    - x22 .44 Magnum rounds (HP)
    - Jury-rigged Flamethrower (WD-40 and Lighter)
    - Gas Mask
    - Rocket Launcher (Explorer)
    - x6 Missiles (HE)
    - First Aid Kit
    - x30 7.62 rounds (HP)
    - x30 7.62 rounds (Incendiary)
    - Taser
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:17 No.14535731
    As I recall, weren't we trying to get a hold of the cryo thermos from a spanish-speaking maintenance worker?
    >> Jurassic Quest 18. Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)17:18 No.14535739
    You were attempting to get Jason's thermos back from the Costa Rican worker. Neither of you spoke the others language and the security guard is laughing at your attempts to communicate.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:18 No.14535740
    what do you type to roll?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:20 No.14535750
    dice+1d100 in the email field.

    Anyway. Besides the three of us, is anyone else in the room?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:21 No.14535760
    could we radio the guy we were working with earlier and get him to translate over the radio?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:22 No.14535763
    We tried last thread but couldn't raise him.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)17:22 No.14535770

    The new recruits haven't been taught radio discipline yet, so Maintenance channel is a mess.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:24 No.14535784
    Ask if anybody nearby is bilingual.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)17:27 No.14535801

    Heck yeah! What happened the last session? Wasn't it saved?


    Well, I say we should try to get it later, maybe when we have something of greater value than the thermos that we can trade with the worker.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:27 No.14535805
    no i mean Juan
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)17:28 No.14535808

    Didn't go anywhere after you left. It wasn't worth saving.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)17:32 No.14535836


    Doubt we can find him or Emmanuel while the comm is useless.

    I say we ask Dispatch what we should do next.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)17:32 No.14535837

    The only way you can reach Juan or Emmanuel is through the Maintenance channel.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:33 No.14535842
    Juan doesn't speak any English.
    I'm beginning to lose patience.
    "El. Thermos. Y los picas. Now."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)17:36 No.14535876
    - Ask around for a bilingual person.
    - Forget the thermos for now.
    - Consult Dispatch.
    - Continue attempts at communication.

    Which will it be?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:36 No.14535878
    I don't think Dispatch has much to offer us in terms of advice.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:37 No.14535885
    Let's try asking for a bilingual person first, then work our way down the list.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)17:38 No.14535891

    - Forget the thermos for now.

    Even if I really wanna prove that the thermos is filled with embryos worth millions of dollars, I think it's better to continue for now.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:41 No.14535914
    point at the thermos and then point at our hand
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:42 No.14535922
    Hell with it, just grab the thermos and call him a theif.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:43 No.14535924
    To what point and purpose? Right now that's the most concrete goal we have.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:45 No.14535936
    No good without the toothpick keys.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)17:47 No.14535962

    Fine, if we can find a bilingual person who isn't a dick we should try to get the thermos. I doubt we'll get far with worker otherwise, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:47 No.14535963
    we can grab those from whoever has them after we get the thermos
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:48 No.14535970
    We have no idea who has them.

    Come on, OP, who's bilingual?
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)17:48 No.14535973

    Going around stealing stuff from workers is a sure way to turn Dispatch and the Security Guards against us.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:49 No.14535978
    we can get those after we get the thermos
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)17:49 No.14535984

    Asking around leads to nobody. The security guard comes up with a grin practically dripping with smugness.

    "Need some help?"
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)17:52 No.14536007

    "*sigh*, yeah, I do. Do you speak spanish?"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)17:52 No.14536009
    Sigh. "Yes."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)17:57 No.14536053
    His face looks like it's split in two from how much he's smiling.

    "Wellllll now, I think I can be of some assistance. But I'll be needing something from you first, of course."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)18:00 No.14536075
    "And what will that be, good sir?"
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)18:00 No.14536077

    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)18:02 No.14536086
    oh boy here we go
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)18:05 No.14536111

    He leans in.

    "An apology."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)18:09 No.14536147
    Can we just give him 50$ instead?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)18:10 No.14536153

    You don't have any money.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)18:10 No.14536155
    "Fair enough. Sorry for being a dick to you before. It's been a long weekend and I lost my head."
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)18:11 No.14536168

    "Eh, what kind of apology?"
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)18:14 No.14536203

    "An apology for abusing my tender sensibilities earlier. I have such a delicate constitution. Broke my poor heart to hear you abuse me so. I was on the verge of tears." He hams that up a lot.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)18:17 No.14536224
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)18:17 No.14536232

    "Awww, surely you can do a better job than that."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)18:23 No.14536291
    "Look, there is still an emergency situation in place... Listen. I'm deeply sorry about offending you, but millions of dollars of InGen's investment are currently on that guy's belt and I think they'd be awfully grateful if it was returned safely."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)18:28 No.14536340

    He looks at you with a raised eyebrow, before rolling his eyes and pulling out a Spanish/English pocket dictionary and handing it to you.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)18:30 No.14536359
    "Thank you very much. I'll bring this right back."
    Go to the maintenance worker and try to explain the situation in brief, using the dictionary.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)18:36 No.14536408
    Use the dictionary to translate this as best we can.
    "I need that thermos and the case of toothpicks that were on the table. The head of security was a spy and using a hidden chamber to steal company property. If you give it to me we can return them to Dr. Wu."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)18:40 No.14536453

    "Keep it and beat it." He turns and heads back to his post.

    The maintenance worker stares at you, then starts laughing in your face. His friends start laughing too.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)18:41 No.14536462
    "If you don't believe me, let me show you."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)18:45 No.14536498
    This, but make it clear we're very close to losing patience.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)18:50 No.14536536
    "Si desea probar. Tiramos los palillos a cabo, buena suerte para encontrar en las bolsas de basura."

    He gestures to some trash bags sitting near the entrance.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)18:50 No.14536543
    laughing at a over stressed man with a gun is a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)18:51 No.14536545
    Check the bags.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)18:57 No.14536600

    Search the bags for the toothpicks.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)19:03 No.14536654

    Roll for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)19:03 No.14536661
    rolled 3 = 3

    Very well.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)19:04 No.14536667
    rolled 70 = 70

    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)19:11 No.14536727
    It takes about 10 minutes, but you sift through the trash and find the, now rather grimy, toothpick case.

    having dinner, be back soon.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)19:13 No.14536745
    Wipe our hands off, then open the case and the dictionary.
    "Now let me see the thermos."
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)19:22 No.14536838
    Alright, see you soon.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)19:27 No.14536881
    They all laugh and fake disgust as the worker hands the thermos over.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)19:28 No.14536892

    Insert a tootpick into the hole, open up the thermos and inspect its content.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)19:28 No.14536903
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)19:31 No.14536930
    You stick a toothpick in the hole and twist. The bottom 3 inches of the thermos come apart from the rest in a hiss of freezing, white gas.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)19:33 No.14536944

    Open it up carefully. Show the workers what it contained (so that they know you weren't lying).
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)19:33 No.14536945
    "There. Just like I said."
    Show the guard and see if he'll let us in.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)19:38 No.14536981
    The workers are speechless and stare at you with dumb looks on their faces.

    Inside the bottom are a a bunch of little capsules looking things, one of which slipped out of its restraint is lying on the bottom.

    You show them to the guard, who has an apathetic look on his face.

    "And what are those things?"
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)19:39 No.14536991

    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)19:41 No.14537017
    Catch the one that slipped and put it back in.
    "Dinosaur embryos."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)19:42 No.14537024
    "Uh huh. They look like pills to me. Didn't I tell you to beat it?"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)19:50 No.14537097
    Close it back up.
    "Listen, if these embryos don't make it to the freezer on time, I'm going to make sure Dr. Wu knows exactly whose fault it is. Get out of my way."
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)19:51 No.14537108

    "Pills? Are you serious? Your former boss got himself KILLED because of these so-called pills. Whatever they are I bet our bosses want to take a look at them."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)19:56 No.14537152
    "Are we really going to go through this shit again?! I don't give a fuck! Despite your grand delusions, you sure as hell aren't important enough to be in there. How about you take some of those pills and maybe you'll start thinking straight and leave before I beat your ass!"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)19:58 No.14537178
    Okay, I'm done with this. Stomp 'em in the nuts.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)20:00 No.14537189

    Don't do that.

    Call Dispatch, tell them that the thermos contains some really high-tech and EXPENSIVE looking stuff that probably belongs to the company. That should wake him up.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:04 No.14537222
    Hm. Good plan.

    "Dispatch. I managed to get the thermos open. I'm not sure what a dinosaur embryo looks like, but whatever was inside is clearly very expensive and company property. I need to talk to Dr. Wu now, the canister had some kind of white gas I think might have been a refrigerant and I don't want it to thaw out if it's what I think it is."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:06 No.14537244
    call dispatch and inform them
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)20:10 No.14537292
    "*static* Hmm, good work Porter. Give the radio over to the guard."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:11 No.14537300
    Hand it off.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:13 No.14537313
    hand it over then
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)20:14 No.14537328
    The guard brings the radio to his ear, and his face blanches. You can hear yelling coming from the radio. The guard gives the radio back and walks off.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:17 No.14537365
    Well, let's go into the conference room.
    "Dr. Wu. I'm Porter. You need to see this."
    Then open up the canister again.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)20:17 No.14537366

    Grin like the smooth sonuvabitch we are.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)20:22 No.14537403
    Wu looks up from his notes and takes the thermos from you. His eyes widen.

    "Where did you get this?!"
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)20:23 No.14537413

    "From Jason. I think it's safe to say that he was up to no-good."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:26 No.14537435
    "The thermos was Jason's. I'm afraid it's a long story, but the gist is this: Jason and the former head of maintenance appear to have defected to Biosyn at some point, as well as engaging in several acts of sabotage."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)20:28 No.14537449
    He turns to the rest of the people in the room.

    "Excuse me, I have to take care of this."

    He runs out of the room with the thermos in hand.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:29 No.14537466
    i think it's safe to say we're gonna get a raise
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:29 No.14537467
    Do we recognize any other faces?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)20:30 No.14537477

    No, none of them are familiar.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:33 No.14537509
    Apologize for our interruptions and get dispatch on the horn.
    "Dispatch, Wu has been advised of the situation. I think we can say the embryos are safe. Any new instructions?"
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)20:37 No.14537546

    "*static* Head to the bungalows to pick up the work crew, then head to the Iguanadon Inn."
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)20:38 No.14537548

    "Right, can I pick up a new car outside?"
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)20:41 No.14537572

    "*static* Head to the visitor center motor pool, they should have something available."
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)20:43 No.14537592

    I suppose we are heading outside then.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:44 No.14537602
    Go to the motor pool and pick out a new explorer, then go and transfer our things into it and head for the Iguanadon Inn. Here's hoping we can get in touch with Emanuel again.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)20:47 No.14537629
    You head out of the doors to the Visitor Center.

    Make a Survival check.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:49 No.14537644
    rolled 32 = 32

    Oh great.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:50 No.14537649
    rolled 41 = 41

    Let me guess, another dinosaur.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:52 No.14537669
    rolled 16 = 16

    Ugh, and I thought I was a crappy roller.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:52 No.14537675
    rolled 53 = 53

    We're still wearing our chainmail, right?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)20:54 No.14537686
    You feel a shock course up your body and fall to the ground.

    "Fucking bastard."

    A flash of pain hits your side as you feel someone your side.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)20:54 No.14537694

    That should be "kick your side".
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:55 No.14537703
    its the guard right?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:56 No.14537713
    rolled 18 = 18

    At least we're armored. Grab the leg that just kicked us and pull.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)20:57 No.14537725
    Oops, forgot to turn off dice-roller. Let's try to pull that asshole down to our level.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)21:00 No.14537755

    He rolls you over onto your back. Yeah, it's the guard.

    "Couldn't just mind your fucking business, could you? No, had to ruin my fucking life. Well, might as well make my last experience on the island a happy one. Pity for you."

    He kicks you again.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:00 No.14537758
    "Ah! What the fuck?"
    Swing in the general direction of the kick.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:02 No.14537773
    Kick upwards, aiming for his groin or abdomen.
    "Not my fault you were more interested in your little power trip than doing your fucking job and guarding this island's security."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:05 No.14537809
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    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)21:10 No.14537865

    Roll for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:10 No.14537877
    rolled 33 = 33

    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:11 No.14537883
    rolled 95 = 95

    "Fuck you!"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:11 No.14537886
    rolled 47 = 47

    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:12 No.14537895
    ...shouldnt someone have noticed this? I mean theres guards, trying to protect the visitor from dinos why dont they see this?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:12 No.14537898
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    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)21:15 No.14537931

    The atrium was empty except for those maintenance workers. With the dinos loose it's not surprising that visitors aren't around.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)21:19 No.14537980
    You kick upwards, and get him right in the groin. His mouth opens, and a little squeak comes out. He falls over and curls into the fetal position, hands groping his groin.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)21:19 No.14537990

    Give him a few more kicks in the groin, then radio Dispatch about this.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:20 No.14538009
    keep kicking, dont stop untill he pukes or passes out
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:23 No.14538038
    do this then radio dispatch
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:25 No.14538059
    Get moving, and turn on the radio.
    "Dispatch, that asshole security guard just went after me with a cattle prod or some shit. He's down now but not out. What did you tell him?"
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)21:29 No.14538103
    He makes no noise as you kick him, just twitches. Eventually he passes out from pain. You radio Dispatch and tell him what happened.

    "*static* There should be some handcuffs on him, cuff him up and leave him for Security."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:31 No.14538135
    Find something secure to cuff him TO so he does not run off before security arrives
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:32 No.14538144
    then give him a kick for good measure
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)21:34 No.14538158

    Preferably in the nuts
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)21:35 No.14538174
    There's a pipe in the shrubbery adjacent to the doors, you cuff him to that and give him an extra kick. You think you felt something pop.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:36 No.14538190
    oh shit
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)21:43 No.14538278

    His leg seems to be jutting out from his hip. You must've knocked it out of the socket.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/09/11(Sat)21:44 No.14538283

    Good, let's grab an explorer and head for the bungalows!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:44 No.14538284
    tell dispatch to send medical?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:48 No.14538332
    ...it must have happend while we were gone, yes he hurt himself trying to escape.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:49 No.14538348
    Eh, they'll figure it out when they come pick him up, we're buggin Dispatch way too much. We've got a job to do, so lets quite dilly dallying and go grab us a truck.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)21:52 No.14538383
    You head to the motor pool. There's a single Explorer ready for use.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:55 No.14538420
    check the battery, see if we can grab a spare. move all of our stuff over from whare ever we put and check that we have food water and that our first aid kit is in good condition and well stocked.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)21:57 No.14538443

    The battery is almost dead, and there are plenty full ones on the charging racks.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)21:59 No.14538460
    well replace it andg rab a spare, theres a lot of shit to fix and we dont want to have to walk again.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)22:02 No.14538508

    Make a Maintenance check.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)22:08 No.14538565
    rolled 39 = 39

    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)22:09 No.14538576
    rolled 21 = 21

    Have we not demonstrated any of the several other times we can change a battery?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)22:10 No.14538592
    rolled 45 = 45

    When we transfer it, look to make sure our stuff is still okay.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)22:11 No.14538601

    This is true. Yeah, you don't have to roll for this anymore. You've done it enough.

    You switch out the batteries, and make sure to store a spare in the back. You drive out of the motor pool and see that the guard has awoken. He's screaming and tugging at the cuffs.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)22:13 No.14538628
    Flip him the bird.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)22:21 No.14538711

    You flip him off as you drive by, and he yells at you in return. You head off to the Bungalows, but you see an obstruction ahead. A herd of compys is on the road, looks like they're surrounding something.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)22:23 No.14538733
    Honk the horn, get our flamethrower ready.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)22:33 No.14538834

    The compys scatter, it seems they were eating some remains.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)22:42 No.14538909
    Can we tell what species?

    If human, we should investigate.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)22:43 No.14538923

    You can see some clothing shreds, along with a toolbelt. It's human.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)22:48 No.14538960
    'eh, lets stop and see if they had anything on them besides screwdrivers. Access cards, more stolen property, if anything an ID so we can call into dispatch with the poor sods identity so his family can get the hazard pay and death bonus.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)22:54 No.14539027

    On his body you find the normal complement of tools plus:

    - A tranq pistol.
    - A Blue Security Card (Alejandro Garcia)
    - x7 tranq darts
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)22:56 No.14539044
    radio in that we found him. then get back to driving.

    also, keep an eye out fro anything that may be attracted to the corpse
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)22:57 No.14539049

    "Dispatch I found the remains of someone with Alejandro Garcia's ID card. I can't actually identify him, the compys have been at him so it'll take dental or DNA or something that doesn't require a face to get a solid ID on this corpse.

    You want the location or should I just man up and bring him in?"
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)23:03 No.14539115

    "*static* Just leave him there, it's probably him, no reason for someone to take his ID card. The compys will finish him up."

    As you turn around, you notice a pair of eyes in the brush on the side of the road.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:04 No.14539120
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:06 No.14539136

    Back into the truck NOW
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:12 No.14539188
    Get in the truck, tranq at the ready.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)23:13 No.14539207
    You get back to the truck, and open the door. You hear a roar come from behind you.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:15 No.14539224

    Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:16 No.14539235
    Get in. Slam the door.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:17 No.14539250
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:24 No.14539307
    rolled 61 = 61

    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)23:25 No.14539315
    You climb in and slam the door shut before getting on the floor of the vehicle. You look up to see the a raptor charge the vehicle and slam his head through the window. Its eyes settle on you. He looks hungry.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:26 No.14539337
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:27 No.14539340
    rolled 87 = 87

    Punch that fucker in the nose before it tries to bite us.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:27 No.14539341
    >He looks hungry.
    Well lets give 'em something to eat!
    Tranq that beast!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:29 No.14539370
    Claw the eye like a shark, then tranq.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)23:31 No.14539399
    Everybody wants to do something different.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:33 No.14539418
    TASER IT!.

    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:36 No.14539440
    Is our tazer even strong enough to bring a raptor down?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)23:38 No.14539461

    It's more of a stun-prod really, they did bought it for the use on the dinosaurs, but they have a setting for humans as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:39 No.14539467
    punch it first in a attempt to fend it off long enough to draw our pistol or tazer.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:40 No.14539479
    This seems logical, but if we can get at our cattle prod fast enough, let's just whack it with that.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)23:41 No.14539486
    You slug the dino in the face, and it retracts its head long enough for you to draw your...
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:43 No.14539506
    lets go with the magnum, a dead raptor cant kill us after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:43 No.14539510
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:43 No.14539511
    rolled 57 = 57

    Rollan for some epic kung-fu action on that motherfucker!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:44 No.14539517
    A dead raptor can also ruin all the good will with management we've built up. Taser it and when it's down, we'll tranq it to stay down and tell dispatch to send a DRT.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:46 No.14539534
    rolled 84 = 84

    Pull .44, insert barrel into raptor's mouth, pull trigger for happy fun time!

    Rolling for that beautiful BOOM! HEADSHOT!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:47 No.14539542
    Are you fucking retarded? You want our ass fired?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:49 No.14539560
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:49 No.14539563
    rolled 64, 40, 80, 49, 59, 94 = 386

    Tranq-pistol holds what, 6 darts?

    Pull that tranq-pistol and rapid fire it at the raptor's face.

    Rolling for all 6 shots
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:50 No.14539582

    I think we just overdosed the raptor on that one....as well as probably shooting a dart into it's brain through the eye....
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:52 No.14539599
    we have already killed 3 or 4, and there may be another dozen or so more than managemnt expected so i doubt they will care to much.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:53 No.14539606

    We haven't been fired yet for killing all those raptors before.....Muldoon's already chewed dispatch out for leaving us out to dry against raptors before.....that's the goddamned reason we HAVE the magnum!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:54 No.14539615
    Fair enough, if you guys wanna kill it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:55 No.14539625
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    Yep, i'm with this guy. Kill it!
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/09/11(Sat)23:56 No.14539630
    Stun-prod wins, by my eye.

    You grab the taser and jab it at the dino. The raptor twitches and falls limp for a second. It seems groggy.

    You also hear scraping sounds from behind you.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/11(Sat)23:57 No.14539645
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:01 No.14539680
    Oh fuck, they almost always travel in groups and one is sneaking up on us.

    Fuck it, hit the gass pedal. much as I would like to kill them all being stuck in the car isnt the best place for this
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:05 No.14539716
    rolled 89 = 89

    Peel this fucker out, we have no time for this shit! MOVE MOVE MOVE!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:05 No.14539720
    Floor it. Call dispatch.
    "Dispatch, there are loose raptors on the road to the Iguanadon Inn! Get a DRT there ASAP."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/10/11(Sun)00:07 No.14539734
    You get up and are about to slam on the breaks when the passenger door opens and a raptor's head shoots out at you.

    Make a Survival check.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/10/11(Sun)00:08 No.14539746

    You're on the road between the Visitor Center and the Bungalows.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:11 No.14539782
    rolled 10 = 10

    We are. My bad.
    I hate you so bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:11 No.14539787
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:11 No.14539788
    rolled 44 = 44

    Shit. Nice job getting us killed, guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:14 No.14539830
    rolled 45 = 45

    Well worst-case scenario as we peel out it'll hit its head on the door.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:17 No.14539866
    rolled 31 = 31

    Can we bring the baton around?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:17 No.14539869
    rolled 32 = 32

    Rolling not to get our heads eaten.

    As a side note....we need to make a halberd so next time we can go Lu Bu on their asses....

    Let's see those raptors try and pursue the Might Lu Bu!
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/10/11(Sun)00:19 No.14539883
    The raptor grabs your arm down its throat as you stomp on the gas. The tazed raptor falls away and you feel a jolt as the back wheels hit it.

    The raptor with your arm is running alongside the vehicle, wrenching at your arm.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:23 No.14539940
    Well thank god for chain mail... There's not much we can do without letting go of the wheel, potentially hurting our arm worse, or both. Let's just keep driving and see if we might be able to shake it loose.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:23 No.14539948
    Ram it with the car.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:25 No.14539964
    Oh, yeah. That could work.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:29 No.14540006
    rolled 10 = 10

    Rolling to pull out our obviously ginormous cock and beat the raptor to death with our penis, while using our testicles of steel and our ass to drive the car.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/10/11(Sun)00:31 No.14540023
    "You jerk the wheel and hear the car impact the raptor. Its eyes widen and your arm is wrenched forward as it loses its footing and falls, but your hand comes lose before the full weight of the raptor is put on it. By the time it regains its footing, you've gained a substantial lead.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:34 No.14540047
    Floor it and get to the barracks.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:35 No.14540058
    do a u-turn or a 3-point turn, we are gonna make some road kill.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:36 No.14540084
    Dammit, we have a job to do. Let's just make sure to call in about them. And once that's done turn on maintenance, see if Emanuel and Juan have whipped the new guys into shape yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:38 No.14540099
    Its just going to keep trying to kill us if we dont down it first.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/10/11(Sun)00:41 No.14540122
    Ram it or book it?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:42 No.14540127
    We can probably lose it... Let's at least tranq it. Don't want to waste bullets.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:46 No.14540174
    Tranq it, then book it. We probably hurt it pretty bad already.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/10/11(Sun)00:49 No.14540195
    You pull out your gun and fire, but all it does is give off a puff of air. Looks like the air tank needs replacing.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)00:50 No.14540204
    Damn. Let's just book, then. Can we tell if the raptor looks injured?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/10/11(Sun)00:54 No.14540252

    It took a fall running at 60 mph, it can't be in good health.

    You drive off and make it to the Bngalows without further incident.

    I'm going to bed. Night folks. Hope you had fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/11(Sun)01:01 No.14540323
    Pleasant dreams broham. Looking forward to more. I'll archive this shit.

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