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    633 KB Jurassic Quest 17? Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)14:34 No.14461216  
    Well, my D&D session fell through, as usual. Is /tg/ interested in Jurassic Quest today?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)14:37 No.14461236
    Hell ya!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)14:39 No.14461248

    Well its' time to J-J-Jam it in!
    (toothpicks that is)
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)14:44 No.14461277
    rolled 47 = 47

    All right, dice gods be with us am rollan to open this bitch!
    >> Jurassic Quest 17. Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)14:44 No.14461280

    Athletics [Basic]
    Mechanics [Basic]
    - [Maintenance]
    Computers [Basic]
    Survival [Basic]
    Park Knowledge [Basic]
    Dinosaur Knowledge [Basic]
    First Aid [Basic]
    Firearms [Basic]
    - [Small Arms]

    - Blue Level Security Card
    - Orange Level Security Card
    - JP Maintenance Dept. Hard Hat (Floodhat)
    - JP Maintenance Dept. Coveralls
    - Chainmail
    - Utility Belt
    - Flashlight [Pwr: lllll]
    - Walkie-Talkie [Pwr: ll ]
    - Compressed Air Pistol
    - x13 Tranquilizer Darts
    - Toolbox
    - 2 Rechargeable batteries (Flashlight/talkie compatible)
    - Recharging station (Battery)
    - .44 Magnum (Hidden in Explorer)
    - x23 .44 Magnum rounds (HP)
    - Jury-rigged Flamethrower (WD-40 and Lighter)
    - Fire Extinguisher
    - Gas Mask
    - Rocket Launcher (Explorer)
    - x6 Missiles (HE)
    - First Aid Kit
    - x30 7.62 rounds (HP)
    - x30 7.62 rounds (Incendiary)
    - Taser
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)14:46 No.14461296
    My last post was asking for a Survival check, so if I could have that I'd appreciate it.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)14:53 No.14461336
    rolled 29 = 29

    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)14:55 No.14461345
    rolled 24 = 24

    Here you go. Also, Jurassic Quest, fuck year!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)14:56 No.14461354
    The dice have conspired against us! Again!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)15:01 No.14461390
    per helps not look upon this roll and smile!
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)15:05 No.14461417
    You hear a thud and look up to see the guard guarding Jason on the floor, you also see Jason's foot smash into the guard's head. By the time you process what just happened, he has picked up the chair and thrown it at you.

    Make another Survival check.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)15:09 No.14461452
    rolled 34 = 34


    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)15:09 No.14461459
    rolled 28 = 28

    Oh fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)15:12 No.14461477
    rolled 71 = 71

    Oh god
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)15:21 No.14461530

    You reflexively jump out of the way of the chair. You look up to see Jason bash the butt end of a stun prod into the window separating the room from the lobby. The window shatters and he runs out.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)15:37 No.14461675
    "So do you still think he's innocent?" we should say, and then move to follow him, readying our tranque pistol.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)15:48 No.14461767
    This, and add, "oh and when I get back I want to talk about a raise in my salerly, A BIG ONE!
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)15:53 No.14461810
    Their kinda in shock right now, just standing there with their mouths open and staring. You run out of the room to the 2nd floor walkway and see Jason exit out the front door.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)15:54 No.14461818
    Shoot him with the air pistol! Put a tranq in his ass!
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)16:03 No.14461902

    You can't see him. He left the building.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)16:09 No.14461965
    Chase after him then
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)16:14 No.14462007
    You quickly give chase and exit the building. You look around and see him jump into an Explorer. Your Explorer.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)16:19 No.14462060
    Ah fuck. Wait, we've been driving that thing for a while, it's gotta be close to empty on energy, right? Let's see if there's any other cars around that we can get into to give chase, and call for any security or DRT guys to come with.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)16:22 No.14462089
    Are there any guards around? Can we call for Security and/or DRT backup via radio?

    Anyway, we know that the plexiglass canopy is damaged, can we jump onto the Explorer and pop the canopy?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)16:27 No.14462136

    The parking lot is deserted, aside from vehicles, and you won't be able to raise anybody on the radio, besides Maintenance, due to Dispatch not being at his station.


    You remember swapping out the battery right before heading to the old hydro plant.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)16:38 No.14462237
    Crap, not a used battery. Well, let's get into one of the other vehicles, hotwire it if we have to, and take chase. We can't let him get away, and I don't exactly like the idea of trying to shoot out his tires with the magnum.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)16:43 No.14462280
    No, I think we can do it. We have Firearms with a specialization in small arms.
    Let's try it before getting another car.

    Voting to take out our Magnum and shoot the tires of the Explorer.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)17:00 No.14462426

    So which is it going to be?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)17:02 No.14462441
    Just use the Magnum. We can try to hotwire another car if it fails.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)17:11 No.14462512
    I'll go with the magnum idea, alright. Withdrawing my hotwire plan.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)17:12 No.14462519
    rolled 45 = 45

    Alright, roll a Firearms check.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)17:12 No.14462522
    rolled 88 = 88

    Pop those tires!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)17:13 No.14462524
    rolled 50 = 50

    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)17:24 No.14462597
    rolled 65 = 65

    You hit the tire and it deflates quickly. You feel a rush of air and hear something fly past your face.

    You see Jason aiming a tranq rifle out of the front of the Explorer.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)17:25 No.14462605
    rolled 51 = 51

    Fuck this shit.
    Shoot him!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)17:26 No.14462608
    rolled 10 = 10

    Pfft. Good luck seeing where you're going looking back at us like that buddy. Can we switch to our tranque pistol and try to tag him?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)17:31 No.14462650

    Yeah, you can do that.

    So are you using the magnum or the tranq pistol?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)17:33 No.14462664
    I'd say tranque. He might still be able to get away if we shoot him, but if he's asleep there ain't much he can do. Granted, that runs the risk of him and the car going out of control but... we'll deal with that if we come to it.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)17:36 No.14462688

    He's not moving. He's sitting in the front seat shooting at you.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)17:43 No.14462733

    Traq him.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)17:43 No.14462736
    EVEN BETTER. Go for the shot.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)17:49 No.14462791
    rolled 97 = 97

    You pull out your tranq pistol and fire, but the flashlight taped to it throws your aim off and you miss.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)17:54 No.14462833
    Oh crap. Incoming.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)17:55 No.14462847

    You feel a sharp sting in your thigh and look down to see a dart embedded in your leg.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)17:58 No.14462869
    fuck, try to shoot him with the pistol or magnum. we need to stop him and the car, if we dont get to that firstaid kit were dead.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)17:59 No.14462876
    rolled 9 = 9

    dice roll if needed
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:00 No.14462897
    rolled 36 = 36

    dice roll if needed
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:04 No.14462926
    rolled 88 = 88

    better dice roll if needed
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:04 No.14462932
    rolled 18 = 18

    Fuckdamn shitcunts. Shoot him the hell back. Do we still have the first aid kit on us to give ourselves an injection of adrenalin?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:08 No.14462965
    rolled 60 = 60

    Shit! That's a dino dose of tranquilizer! Without an adrenaline injection, we're dead!

    Well, you know what, if we're going down, we're taking him with us! Fire the Magnum at Jason!
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)18:11 No.14462998
    You fire again at him just as he pulls out of the parking space. You can see him clamp a hand on his neck as he drives away. The car makes it to the exit of the parking lot before veering off the road and into a ditch.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:13 No.14463014
    Run over there and see if the bastard needs help
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:13 No.14463018
    Now try to get back inside and get security to give us some adrenalin.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:15 No.14463031
    Go back inside and find a first aid kit; we need that adrenaline injection.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:19 No.14463068
    get over there quickly but without running, as that will only speed the effects of the tranq. we need the first aid kit as it is the closest source of adrenalin, bu the time we find security it may be to late if we last that long
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)18:27 No.14463110
    There's an even split here.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:29 No.14463129
    Didn't we use that shot of adrenalin already? If ECW says we got enough for another dose then I'd say limp on over to the car less facility behind us is closer that is.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:30 No.14463135
    Fine. Changing my vote to checking the Explorer. We know where the first aid kit is located in the car, at least. Let's just get going.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:31 No.14463144
    Crap, that's right. We already used the adrenalin in the Explorer's first aid kit on Jason when we were at the docks.
    Let's go into the visitor center. At least there are other people there that could help us.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)18:32 No.14463150

    A standard kit has 5 doses of adrenaline in it.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:34 No.14463163
    So which is closer to us; the car or the Visitor's Center?
    >> Anonymous Drunk 04/03/11(Sun)18:35 No.14463165
    Then I say we should get to the Explorer
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/03/11(Sun)18:39 No.14463199

    I vote for whatever is closest to us.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)18:39 No.14463200

    The visitor center is much closer to you. But you don't know how quickly you can find someone, or how long it will be until they can find a kit and get it to you.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:44 No.14463255
    Go for the car.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/03/11(Sun)18:45 No.14463259

    I say we go for the car.

    How are we feeling, lightheaded?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)18:48 No.14463282

    Yeah, you can feel the tranquilizer starting to take effect.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:49 No.14463289
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:51 No.14463306
    Seconding explorer.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)18:55 No.14463342
    You make your way to the Explorer at a firm pace, trying to remain calm as you walk. The Explorer's front wheels are in the ditch, Jason was thrown out of the vehicle and lies between it and a tree, his back is bending at an alarming angle.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:57 No.14463364
    go for the explorer and use our radio if we still have it to alert management or anyone that we got hit with a tranq and are in the visitor centre parking lot and need som adriniline asap
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)18:57 No.14463367
    too bad for him , med-kit find it now!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:00 No.14463392
    FFFF- Well, let's get that adrenalin into ourselves, then go back to get security and see if we can get medical for Jayson.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:04 No.14463422
    We can save him after we save ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:04 No.14463427
    fuck him, he tried to kill us. twice.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)19:13 No.14463508
    You grab the medkit out of the passenger side seat and inject adrenaline into your system. You pass out and wake up a little while later. Your radio is squawking.

    "*static* Porter, you there?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:14 No.14463527
    "Yeah. Sorry. Got tranq'd. Better now. What's the situation?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:15 No.14463542
    Ya, am here and I need a med-team stat, just outside the visitor center we got a man down.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:24 No.14463636
    "Yeah, Dispatch. I'm here. Fucker tranqed me, then crashed the car right outside the Visitor Center. Hell, you should still be able to see us from the second floor windows.
    "I gotta say, Dispatch, where the fuck is Security? I've had enough time to inject myself with adrenaline, pass out, then come to, and there isn't at least 3 or 4 Sec guys around here?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:24 No.14463641
    As we say this, get a second adrenaline out and see if Jason is around/alive.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:24 No.14463642
    no we dont, we have a traitorious murderer down.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)19:28 No.14463697
    "*static* Well, that envelope you gave me was Watson pretty much patting himself on the back to Dodgson. Security has been combing the building for him but we can't find him at all. What's the medical team for?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:29 No.14463703
    Its because he a traitorious murderer that we will try and save him, we better than him,
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:31 No.14463734
    Jason is incapacitated but is servery injured,
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:31 No.14463738
    "It's for the asshole that tranqed me and crashed my explorer. He's wedged between two trees. I think his back might be broken, and he ain't movin'."
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 04/03/11(Sun)19:32 No.14463749
    What happened to the thermos?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:33 No.14463769
    Get up, make sure Jason's body is still there. We need to confirm that his body is still here before we respond.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:37 No.14463813
    Didn't we leave it in the visitor's center?
    Anyway, yeah, see if Jason's saveable.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:38 No.14463829
    Presumably it's back in the room. I can't imagine us taking it with us when we ran after Jayson.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)19:53 No.14463972
    Closer inspection of Jason's body reveals the back of his head is collapsed inward. You can see brains leaking.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:56 No.14464004
    "Dispatch, you can call off the search. I've found Watson, and he's dead. He tried to escape in an Explorer, and crashed it into a ditch.
    "Ha! Idiot didn't have his seatbelt on, and with all of the shit that this Explorer's been through, he smashed right through the windshield and got launched into some trees.
    "Fuck, I didn't even get to spit in his as he died."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:57 No.14464013
    "Never mind the medical team, Dispatch, I just found Jason."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:58 No.14464017
    ... Somehow, I doubt that that's related to the accident. You don't dent the back of your head getting thrown forward.

    We need to watch our ass and someone to get said ass back inside. "Dispatch. We have a problem. Get someone out here. Now."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)19:59 No.14464035
    Don't you dare keep that last sentence.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)20:03 No.14464074

    The way he got thrown forward spun his body, you can see the mark his head made on the tree.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)20:07 No.14464115
    "*static* Whew, can't get sued for his own mistake. I'll get a crew out there to get the car and the body out of the ditch. Wait there."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:08 No.14464122
    "Cancel the medical team, Jason seems to have hit his head when he crashed. Should've worn a seatbelt.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:10 No.14464145
    ....can we like, get a gift certificate to a bedside manners class for Dispatch? He DESPERATELY needs it.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:11 No.14464158
    Let's just chill out, keeping ready for anything that comes along.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:13 No.14464183
    we are totaly going to do this if we ever get a chance.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)20:20 No.14464265
    It takes 20 minutes, but eventually a crew gets there with an Explorer and winches your car out of the ditch. They throw a tarp over Jason's body and start loading it into the trunk.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:23 No.14464295
    *calmly watching this all while my left eye twitches with the realization striking into my nerves like a needle in the back of my eye* MY GEAR~!!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:23 No.14464309
    Well. I guess now we go and teach those new English-speaking maintenance guys?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:24 No.14464319
    Shit, we don't have any of our guns now, do we.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:26 No.14464347
    no, were going to open that damnable thermos.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:29 No.14464381

    "O YAY O YAY! Yo El need'o mi tool'ohs!"
    Ok guy we need to grab as much as we can get away with so we can move it all to a new set of wheels.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)20:35 No.14464453
    So what's the plan?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:35 No.14464456
    We gave our shotgun to Emanuel and Juan for safekeeping.
    We have our Magnum with us.
    Security confiscated the AK.

    I think it's better if we just stick with the Explorer; they're going to take it to Maintenance or the Employee Bungalows, so we can move our stuff out of our car then. Besides, there will be other cars RIGHT THERE when we arrive.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:36 No.14464460
    Stick with our Explorer. When they drop it off for repairs, we'll move our stuff from the old Explorer to a new one.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:39 No.14464493
    We need to go back and talk to the important people about what's going on here. This might be our only chance to speak with them in person and arrange vital matters, like:
    -Our story, and theirs, regarding this whole company traitor debacle
    -Why we should get paid a hell of a lot more
    -Corporate policies that rely on well-informed and motivated workers expected to actually fix problems rather than poor bastards kept ignorant and expected to die in droves, then be written off as unimportant or nonexistent through legal tricks
    -What the hell is going on here
    -How we're all going to fix what the hell is going on here, and "by doing what Dispatch says" is NOT an acceptable answer
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:39 No.14464497
    Flag down the crew and get our stuff from the broken down Explorer and transfer it too a jeep or whatever. After that, crack open that thermo cus we deserve a nice cool refreshing drink after suck a long day.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:41 No.14464533
    This then
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:42 No.14464534
    We emptied it before he left.
    But I agree. If we can recover our stuff we should go back to the visitor center and talk to whoever will listen.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:42 No.14464537
    This a thousand times this!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:44 No.14464565
    I gotta agree. We need to have a SERIOUS talk with Wu, and I assume Hammond.
    Things like the installation of manual backup diesel generators for each fence area, and finding some way of protecting power lines form the compies.
    Also, what the fuck are we going to do about the raptors?
    The T-Rex is one thing; it's too big to hide and it's kind of dumb. But the raptors are small enough to get inside building, are smart, and hunt in packs. They are the ONE thing that should never be allowed to roam.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)20:48 No.14464620

    Hammond was voted out when the company stocks went public.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:49 No.14464628
    Is Hammond even on the island? I mean, he's got lots of other jobs besides CEO of InGen.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:50 No.14464639
    Well that sucks.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:51 No.14464650
    >the company stocks went public


    Are you seriously telling me that there's a public board of directors faffing about in a room somewhere and inflicting this hell on us purely to try and scrape a few more dollars into their short-term bottom line?

    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:52 No.14464674
    Then who was the old guy that we vaguely remembered?

    Either way, we need to find out if this shit has been sorted out, and if we're going to be able to voice our expert opinions on certain improvements that need to be made to the park.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:53 No.14464686
    Well, this is the danger of a publically owned corporation. As long as it's not them, the public doesn't give a shit who dies, as long as they get their money.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)20:54 No.14464703

    The bearded, balding man? That was Dispatch.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:54 No.14464706
    That was Dispatch.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)20:56 No.14464723

    He delivered a speech to the BoD right after the decision was made and promptly left. Rumor has it that he fell into a depression and his sanity slipped.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:56 No.14464726
    Anyway, will the techs give us time to retrieve our tools?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)20:58 No.14464742

    Yeah, they'll let you do that.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)20:59 No.14464764
    Alright. Cool. Let's get everything that's salvageable, put it somewhere safe, and get inside to have a talk.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:04 No.14464804
    Second. Let's get moving.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)21:06 No.14464828
    The fire extinguisher ruptured and is useless, and you find the tranq rifle in pieces near where Jason's body used to be. Other than that, everything seems to have survived intact. The case for the rocket launcher is severely dented, but luckily that protected the weapon itself.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:09 No.14464856
    Make sure to keep the RAWKET LAWNCHAIR hidden. We do not want to be caught with that.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:12 No.14464881
    Seconded. Tuck it away, we'll pick it up in a bit. Now let's get moving.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:19 No.14464945
    Let's at least ask a few questions. >>14464493 Seems like a good set of talking points.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)21:20 No.14464951
    You gather up the stuff you want to keep and pile it off to the side. After that, you head back to Visitor Center.

    The lower floor is empty, but the upper floor has a Maintenance team working on cleaning the window up. It also has some Security guards standing by, and you can see a number of people in the conference room adjacent to the one you were in previously. They're all dressed in lab coats.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:23 No.14464982
    I really could use a cold drink, how about I pop open that thermo and have a sip.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)21:25 No.14465007

    The thermos isn't with you, you left it in the conference room. However, you did get 2$ in loose change from Jason, and there is a pop machine in the foyer.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:26 No.14465017
    Get something to drink, then go and ask the scientists what they're talking about.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:27 No.14465027
    Let's buy a drink, and try to get a hold of Wu, Dispatch, and Arnold.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:33 No.14465074
    I want my answers.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:35 No.14465088
    theres coke in the thermos
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)21:38 No.14465122
    You grab a Coke from the vending machine, amusingly realizing you could've just opened it and took one. You head up the stairs and towards the occupied conference room when one of the guards stop you.

    "Where do you think you're going?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:38 No.14465124
    No, we emptied it out and had Jason drink it before we started dropping it to psych him out.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:40 No.14465137
    "Inside to see what is happening to the evidence that I, MYSELF, ME, THE BEING THAT IS I, brought in."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:40 No.14465140
    "To talk to Dispatch."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:44 No.14465174
    "I have business with Dispatch, As well as possibly Arnold and Wu particularly regarding the evidence of sabotage that I brought in earlier."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:50 No.14465241

    Also, these guys are piss-poor security guards if they couldn't hear the gunshots (our Magnum) from the parking lot, or the crashing of the Explorer, right in front of the Visitor Center.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)21:50 No.14465243
    "What could you possibly add to the discussion in there? If you had anything intelligent to say, you probably wouldn't be a janitor."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:56 No.14465298
    "I can say that I know Jason was attempting to smuggle embryos off the island and I have a pretty good idea of how to rescue them. I can tell them what I've been through and how the dangers I've faced can be mitigated in the future.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:59 No.14465331
    >you probably wouldn't be a janitor
    "Oh not that shit again. Look, who the hell do you think repairs the hydro-electric turbines when they're down. Who do you think replaces the primary power conduits at the wind turbine compound?
    "I am a fucking ENGINEER who keeps this park functional, asshole! And what are you? Just some security schmuck that couldn't even tell that there was a fucking car accident right outside this building, and who couldn't hear the gunshots from the parking lot!
    "Now get the fuck out of my way."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)21:59 No.14465342
    "Look, pal, the only reason I'm out here right now is that you security types utterly failed to effectively secure a prisoner, who promptly ran away, shot me, and got himself killed. If you want to talk about competence, try that on for size. Now I have to talk with people whose opinions aren't worth all of a handful of raptor shit." Shove past him.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:03 No.14465388
    Combine these. Do not be violent with security, smart guy.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)22:07 No.14465425
    "Look, I'm not letting you in. This is a serious meeting and you're a fucking Maintenance worker. Beat it."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:12 No.14465467
    I am SO tempted right now to pull the Magnum on him and just tell him to shut the fuck up and get out of our way.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:12 No.14465471
    Turn on our radio. "Dispatch, this is Porter. I'd like to come in, it's important."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:13 No.14465474
    "Look, I'm not letting you stop me. This is an important thing I have to tell them, and you're a fucking security guard. Beat it."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:15 No.14465493
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:18 No.14465516
    rolled 20 = 20

    rolling to resist urge to pistolwhip the bitch
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:20 No.14465542
    A combination of these two
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)22:21 No.14465549

    "*static*...Come in where? What are you talking about?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:21 No.14465551
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:23 No.14465575
    "I am in the visitor's center. A security guard is currently preventing me from returning to the conference room. I have reason to believe company property of a significant value is at stake."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)22:23 No.14465576
    He pulls out a taser.

    "Try something. Please. Make my day a helluva lot better."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:24 No.14465584
    "Hey now buddy, I'm just calling Dispatch. No need to pull a tazer on me."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:27 No.14465601
    The beatifying room some 2 second rate hill jack goon, says were not allowed in but I have vital evidence yet to be presented. and it has too be done in person.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:29 No.14465627
    "As you can hear, Dispatch, he's quite hostile, so I'd like permission before he loses patience.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)22:34 No.14465665
    "*static* Porter, after we read Jason's letter, we agreed Jason was working against the company and ended the meeting. I'm sitting at my station in the Emergency Bunker. I don't know what you're trying to get into, but I'd suggest stopping."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:37 No.14465689
    "Whatever you say, dispatch. Any instructions on where I *ought* to proceed?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:41 No.14465722
    >> Anonymous Drunk 04/03/11(Sun)22:43 No.14465738
    I have reason to believe, , dispatch that the thermos that Jason had something was in it other than coke, I bevies this because before he ran off I found a secret compartment and was about to open it before he escaped, whats in there I don't know, but its probably important, so if you could just give the polite security guard the order we could get to it and find out whats in it.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:44 No.14465746
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)22:48 No.14465778

    "*static* It's probably just laying in the conference room we were in. Go and get it."
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:50 No.14465800
    Go in, grab the thermos.
    "Alright Dispatch, I'm gonna give it to the science guys inside. Mind telling the guard to move?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:50 No.14465803
    Is this not that conference room?
    If it isn't, go and get it. if it is, point out to Dispatch that's what we're trying to do.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:50 No.14465808
    You herd the man sunshine get out of the way
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)22:52 No.14465816

    This is the one next to the one you were in. This one has an intact window.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:53 No.14465827
    Go to the one we were at then
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:58 No.14465874
    This. And don't forget the toothpick keys too.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)22:58 No.14465876
    You go to the room you were in and look around. You spot the thermos on the belt of one of the workmen.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)22:59 No.14465887
    Ask him for it tell him it vital
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)23:02 No.14465912
    dont forget the tooth picks
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)23:03 No.14465920
    "Sir, I need that thermos. It's evidence. As is the case of toothpicks that was in here."
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)23:06 No.14465951
    "No están en Inglés. ¿Habla usted español?"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)23:11 No.14465988
    Fuck! Ok point to the thermos then point to us, and then approach, him and take it.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)23:12 No.14466004
    "I need that thermos." Try to gesture. "I- uh, give me- dar? Dar me the thermos?"
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)23:16 No.14466040
    "Hey! ¡Lo encontré! ¡Es mío!"

    (45 min. until I go to bed.)
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)23:19 No.14466069
    "Er... Necesito el... thermos? Y el..."
    Mime picking our teeth.
    "Es muy importante. El jefe... necesito"
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)23:25 No.14466136
    Try to indicate that that is the thermos that was on the table, right? Because we need that one.

    And try to find out if anyone in here is bilingual, dammit.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)23:25 No.14466140
    Are we sure that it's THE thermos?

    Fuck it. See if we can raise Emmanuel on the radio, and have him talk to this dude about getting him to let us at that thermos. Remind Emmanuel that this is the thermos we got from Jason and we think it might be important if he doesn't recall it.

    If all else fails, check and see if we have any cash on us and offer it up.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)23:27 No.14466161
    Seconding this.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)23:27 No.14466162

    It looks exactly like the thermos that you had.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)23:33 No.14466210
    Eh, we can try to get Emanuel on the radio, I guess. I miss having him around.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)23:39 No.14466267
    The radio is too clogged with chatter to be of any use. The security guard you were speaking with earlier is laughing at your predicament.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)23:49 No.14466372
    I am tempted, SO TEMPTED to just pull the Magnum on him and shoot him, and then threaten this worker and just take the thermos from him.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 04/03/11(Sun)23:53 No.14466424
    Well, I'm off for the night, folks. See you tomorrow around 4 PM CST.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)00:00 No.14466497

    Don't worry. Random security guard #32541 over there is most likely going to be eaten later, so we should let it slide.

    Do we have anything to bribe him with? If not, make a note of his name. That thermos /should/ be safe enough that we can grab it later if need be. I mean, hell, that thing's made to carry embryos for who knows how long and to keep them reasonably safe while doing it. Besides, we don't need the things inside intact - we just need them as proof, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)00:13 No.14466631
    Intact is preferable, and if he dies out in the jungle we're fucked.

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