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  • File : 1301431004.jpg-(62 KB, 460x300, italian-breakfast-sand-0308-lg.jpg)
    62 KB Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:36 No.14408256  
    >Sandwich Spread Fantasy
    >party agrees we're all rolling pork based
    >first session, that guy shows up with vegan monstrosity
    >horribly min-maxed
    >has eggs, forbidden in vegan class description
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:38 No.14408277
    Braunschweiger master race reporting in. All other spreads are small-time. The +5s across all stats from 'Liver-based Fortitude' is just too hot for you to handle.
    >> drillanon 03/29/11(Tue)16:40 No.14408290
    whyyyy? No OP, you are the faggots.
    >> Troll-kun 03/29/11(Tue)16:40 No.14408296
    >>14408256

    Cool, I'll play along.

    >So we're playing 4e edition Dungeons and Dragons, our beloved game rewritten by some shitty trading card company. So we're playing and all of a sudden we realize, "holy shit, this is just like World of Warcraft, and not fun at all!"
    >> Glutton 03/29/11(Tue)16:41 No.14408305
    >>14408290

    You must be new here.

    >Also Peanut butter and cheese on potato bread reporting in. Fuck Jam.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:41 No.14408309
    I find that no matter what sandwich I bake, I have to include bacon in it. No sandwich seems complete without it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:42 No.14408312
    >>14408277
    >he thinks Liver-based Fortitude is better than Hint of Dijon
    >laughingsandwiches.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:42 No.14408316
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    Lets face it, this is the ultimate minmax here. Some massive russian guy came in mumbling about Sascha saying that this was what he was playing. Someone touched the picture at one point and well...

    He punched all the guy's blood, literally.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:43 No.14408328
    >>14408256
    >Sandwich Spread Fantasy
    The name of a strange porno

    >party agrees we're all rolling pork based
    >first session, that guy shows up with vegan monstrosity
    >horribly min-maxed
    >has eggs, forbidden in vegan class description
    The plot.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:43 No.14408334
    >>14408309
    Bacon is such a cheap buff.Totally broken.Just be glad you don't live on the West Coast, everyone is using avocado and it's disgusting.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:44 No.14408336
    >>14408309
    Bacon's good for your first few sandwiches, or until you learn to properly use Roast Beef.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:44 No.14408337
    >>14408312

    >he thinks Hint of Dijon is relevant late-game

    Enjoy your munchy early-game, I'll see you at level 7 when stats start mattering more than circumstance bonuses.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:44 No.14408341
    Bread and Butter here

    I run this shit
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:47 No.14408366
    >>14408341
    I'd do Bread and Butter if the minis weren't so fucking expensive.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:51 No.14408395
    Currently running a Pastrami on Rye with Mustard and Pickles. Ridiculously overpowered for how simple the build is.
    >> MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 03/29/11(Tue)16:51 No.14408396
    FUCK THIS SHIT, SCIENCE: THE HYPOTHESIS HIJACK. YOUR SHITTY SANDWICH GAMES ARE JUST A SUBSET OF CHEMISTRY DECKS ANYWAY.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)16:51 No.14408403
    rolled 4 = 4

    >Thread about Sandwich Spread Fantasy
    >Bread and Butter mentioned

    Shit's about to go to hell real fast.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:51 No.14408406
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    >have a new guy join our group halfway through the game
    >group is running cheese croissants, marbled ham on rye, smoked beef with provolone on sourdough
    >he rolls up a baloney and cheese with nothing but mayo on white bread
    >the entire group's face
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)16:53 No.14408423
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>14408406
    >he rolls up a baloney and cheese with nothing but mayo on white bread
    >Mayo, and Not Miracle Whip

    He's doing it wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:54 No.14408432
    >>14408403
    >implying that's worse than the hideous nerfs to multigrain bread in 4e
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:54 No.14408437
    >>14408341
    I do appreciate your love for older puristic editions, but it's really not the topic of the thread. You just ask for a shitstorm.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:55 No.14408441
    Dont have sweetcorn in your sandwich? Enjoy your shitty texture rolls.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:55 No.14408442
    TUNA SANDWICH PLAYER HERE. ENJOY YOUR INFERIORITY.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:56 No.14408453
    >>14408309
    I know right? It's like they say, "bacon makes everything better".
    >>14408336
    Roast Beef is AWESOME, not gonna disagree with you there, but it's bacons sheer versatility that makes it so great. Roast beef is useless in a lot of sandwiches but the boost bacon gives is applicable to damn near anything, save jelly because jelly bonuses negate bacon bonuses.

    Personally, though, I'm a fan of Dessert classes. I gotta sweet tooth, and i'm not afraid to admit it.

    >>MFW my key lime pie racial bonuses stack with the bacon cheeseburgers bonuses because we're not the same course
    >>MFW I can be Tart and Sweet at the same time.
    >>Shit is so cash
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:56 No.14408464
    OP i want that sandvich...now

    give it to me or i will kill you
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:57 No.14408471
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    >>14408423
    >not pointing out the fact that boloney & cheese on white is the most herp derp combo that even clueless retards to the genre don't dare pick without expecting to be ridiculed

    seriously, plain bread would have been a more suitable thing to choose, and you're debating over MIRACLE WHIP? WHAT THE FUCK?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:57 No.14408472
    i laugh at your pedestrian builds. i'm running an italian beef combo sandwich, sausage gives +8 to tastiness, and sweet peppers +2 to save vs going cold. also extra gravy.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)16:58 No.14408475
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>14408432
    >Implying Multigrain wasn't overpowered.

    Dude, multigrain had health AND decent taste. The only way to make it any more overpowered would be to take the honey wheat feat.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:58 No.14408477
    >>14408432
    >implying multigrain wasn't horribly unbalanced
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:58 No.14408480
    I usually run a shrimp po'boy on a hoagie or a variation Cuban (From the International Sandwiches Supplement book.)
    >> Knives 03/29/11(Tue)16:59 No.14408491
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    > Party fighting snausage warband
    > Some of them mounted on hoagies
    > Party bagel starts casting Saltball
    > Targeted around my ovenforged scone
    > mfw
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)16:59 No.14408500
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>14408471
    If he's going to do it wrong, he'd better at least do THAT right.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:59 No.14408502
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    BLT here.

    Why did they ban me from tournaments?
    Can't they just give it a little nerf?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)16:59 No.14408503
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    We had to stop playing because DM and plyer got in a fight over wether double cheeseburger counts as a sandwhich.

    DM was a douche anyway, kept telling us pickles were overpowered.
    >> wallamazoo !r3NZBcC2gA 03/29/11(Tue)16:59 No.14408504
    Quiznoe's Traditional Sandwhich Special Character reportan. Three kinds of meat, lettuce, cheddar, and your choice of bread: I go for the 9-Grain Wheat. Minimum 16 in all Attributes, 18 in Constitution and Strength.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:00 No.14408505
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    >>14408453
    >uses dessert splatbook
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:00 No.14408507
    >>14408475
    >>14408477
    multigrainmind
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:00 No.14408510
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    Breadnoughts represent!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:00 No.14408512
    Toasted unbuttered apple and potato chips master race here, I might pass a single appetite roll but it doesnt matter when I have crunchiness twinked out the ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:01 No.14408516
    >>14408502
    I thought BLT with Tofu bacon was still cool?

    But then again why bother with Tofu.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:01 No.14408519
    So guys, I'm having trouble with my KitchenMaster, we started off talking about what was and wasn't allowed but after he saw my Lamb Gyro he's just aggressively putting a full ban on the gyros and fries splatbook.
    I have to reroll but I don't want to throw out this character concept.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:01 No.14408522
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    >Playing Hard Drive
    >Roll up a 200 GB Solid State with the Military background
    >That Guy rolls a RAID 5 with Extra HD feats out the ass
    >Reformats every session because he "doesn't like his character"
    >MFW
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:02 No.14408541
    >>14408502
    BLT fan for life.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:02 No.14408546
    >>14408502
    FUCK your BLT build!

    That's the most ridiculous shit.
    Bacon is a supplement, using it in the main slot and support slot simultaneously is just overpowered bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:03 No.14408553
    >>14408494
    not getting heartburn that's what. lol.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:03 No.14408554
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    Double meat & cheese italian BMT sub with all vegetables, vinaigrette and southwest sauce here.

    I RUN THIS SHIT!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:03 No.14408556
    Long story short:

    6 meat build on Jewish rye. with mayo.

    COMPLETELY OP.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:03 No.14408557
    >>14408503
    Pickles are super underpowered, even after their boost in 3E.

    I mean, only +1 salt, and no crunch? COME ON WHITE BREAD GAMES!

    >preorder leallyri
    It knows the jelly supplement is coming soon.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)17:03 No.14408558
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14408519
    >Lamb Gyro he's just aggressively putting a full ban on the gyros and fries splatbook.

    And nothing of value was lost. Seriously. Gyro's are all over the fucking place. The bullshit wrap that gives a +4 to tastiness, but a -3 to health? What the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:04 No.14408561
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    All I know is that I play a PANINI
    with extra PANINI
    with a side of PANEENEE
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:04 No.14408565
    >>14408554
    ahhhh shit. brb subway.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:04 No.14408566
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    >>14408277
    This reminds me

    >Play in a game that the DM 'suggested' we play lower class sandwiches.
    >I find a splat that lets me use kobe beef for roast beef.
    >When asked why I show him that roast beef sandwichs are considered left over food, and left over food isn't for rich people.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:04 No.14408569
    >>14408503
    >kept telling us pickles were overpowered.
    >implying they aren't
    Dude, pickles are the epitome of imbaness. They go everywhere, are cheap and even have a racial bonus on interaction with pregnant ladies and hungover people. The only downside they have is the increased sandwich build time, but that's ridiculous with any decent player knowing how to get around it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:05 No.14408572
    >>14408554
    Nobody likes S.U.B.W.A.Y. noobs.

    There's a reason why people stick to S.U.B.S.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:05 No.14408581
    please someone make this game
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)17:05 No.14408583
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>14408556
    >6 meats
    >No veggies
    >No sauses
    >Jewish Rye

    mybrainisfulloffuck.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:06 No.14408586
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    How does /tg/ feel about the wraps/egg dip builds in the latest expansion? My friend is running a monte cristo in our campaign and he loves it.

    I feel that the wraps break the spirit of the original game, even though playing a burrito supreme sounds kinda fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:06 No.14408588
    Philly Steak and Cheese with caramelized onions here. Complete with a great kaiser roll I got out of one of the splat books. I find it works great, the provolone cheese adds a great smokey flavor and the onions round out the savory with sweet. I wasn't trying to min-max at all, but now my group is complaining that my build is broken.

    I don't see what they're complaining about, my build isn't good for any sort of light meal or sweet snack, but our GM really loves to use big-manly-satiating-meal modules all the fucking time, so if I'm dominating the game, it's really because he's not giving the other players a chance.

    Do you all agree, or am I really that broken?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:06 No.14408593
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    Dagwood here.

    all your shit sucks.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:07 No.14408600
    >>14408583

    Lose too many slots with the meats and bread combo. if you're good you might be able to get mayo, maybe dijon even, but past that? forget it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:07 No.14408603
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    >mfw my DM doesn't notice that I took Meatballs
    >> Sydhar 03/29/11(Tue)17:08 No.14408609
    I always run with a roast beef build myself. You don't need to pile on condiments and seasonings to make it viable. Just make sure you take pickles and SOME kind of cheese or it's not going to be very interesting to run. My current build's got onions and barbeque sauce on an onion roll. (I know, I know, onion rolls enter splatbook territory but it's just for flavor, it's not like I'm doing that multi-grain crap.)

    People keep telling me I need to multiclass into some sort of complex club sandwich abomination (one player suggested ketchup. KETCHUP. IN A ROAST BEEF BUILD.) but fuck that. Anyone who says roast beef isn't playable just doesn't have the meat or pickles high enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:08 No.14408614
    I'm running bologna and ketchup on whole-wheat toast. It's a bit of a challenge when things come down to taste, but it's so fun getting to roleplay a crappy sandwich with common, household origins in a party of minmaxed clubs and hoagies.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:08 No.14408616
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    >>14408569
    Yeah but then you might as well ban cheese.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:08 No.14408618
    >>14408583
    Rye should have a dryness penalty, this is awesome confirm/deny
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)17:09 No.14408625
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>14408593
    >dagwood
    >Too many minues to even eat the fucker.
    >Jelly
    Lolno.

    >>14408586

    They're fine, but if you're going to be using that book, you can't use the base sandwich book, because burritos are HORRENDOUSLY overpowered for the amount of stuff they can hold.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:09 No.14408626
    >>14408593

    yeah... that's not even CLOSE to a legal build.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:09 No.14408627
    >>14408588
    Not really, sounds like you must have a bitch of a time with constitution rolls. Enjoy your sloppy shirt penalties. You could try adding the toasted trait if you really want an OP build.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:09 No.14408632
    >>14408554
    >Buying pre-mades
    You fucking noob munchkin kids ruin the hobby.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:10 No.14408639
    >>14408561
    >All I know is that I play a PANINI
    >a panini
    >not 'panino' (singular)
    Next you'll say "there overpowered".
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:10 No.14408648
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    >>14408588
    >Philly Steak and Cheese
    well thats not too ba...
    >with caramelized onions
    ...well thats still wor...
    >kaiser roll
    okay, I call bullshit about you not min/maxing on purpose
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:11 No.14408657
    >>14408626
    It is until they fix the wording on page 46.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:11 No.14408658
    Can we get some newbie stories going?

    My first build was:

    Bologna, white bread no crust.

    Other players literally loled when I announced it.

    DM felt bad and threw in a bag of crisps for free.

    Got traded and half eaten 2 hours into the game. :/

    feelsbadman.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:12 No.14408672
    I can't see rye anyone would play this game. It looks boring, so lettuce let this bread dry already.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:12 No.14408674
    Fontina cheese is the best addition to any kind of sandwich. Seriously, I had to ban it from one of my games because it got so out of hand. It's got the sharpness of the harder cheeses, but doesn't give any penalties when used with the Panini template, which is already broken on it's own.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:12 No.14408675
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    >playing for three months, all health food team (falafel is fucking hardcore when you build it right)
    >finally find and break into mysterious BBEG's place
    >find BBEG, it's pic related
    >DM is trollface.jpg
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)17:13 No.14408682
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>14408618
    It should. The fact that it's just fucking meat, and bread is so fucking unrealistic.

    >>14408625
    >Penalties = Minutes

    >>14408614
    I tried to run a Honey roasted turkey on toasted Honey Wheat bread with spicy mustard and lettuce.

    I can't do it. When I play this game, I come to EAT not to roleplay.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:14 No.14408693
    >>14408658
    My first session, I made a plain PB&J. It was awesome and I had tons of fun with it. Of course, I naturally expanded from there as time went on. Now I mostly play meat-based builds. Still, I go for some PB every now and then just for the sake of nostalgia.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:15 No.14408695
    Cheesesteak with banana peppers master race reporting.
    Some new guy tried to join the platter with a /ham and cheese on white bread/. What a fucking joke.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:16 No.14408697
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    Sinner's sandwich here. Thick bread, turkey, jam, and cereal. It's an abomination that not everyone can handle but it's uniqueness makes up for the common flavor profiles it rapes.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:16 No.14408698
    >>14408625

    Yeah, I thought so too, until I tried taking one on a bag-lunch style campaign, and man, they just get torn to pieces. Also, any good DM will make sure you're taking Indigestion penalties.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:16 No.14408709
    >>14408675
    There are some KMs that just cannot live without the falafel pieces falling out. If the player is playing in any decent way and not just DELICIOUS STUPID, they just throw something at them like that guy, when the falafel just must fall apart or die.
    Fuck them.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:16 No.14408710
    >>14408627

    Yeah, that's the biggest reason why I didn't think I was OP, I have to deal with Messy penalties ALL THE FUCKING TIME. You wouldn't believe how many points I've spent replacing napkins. Points I could've put into green peppers or Dijon mustard, but nope.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:17 No.14408715
    >>14408675
    That's nothing.

    Our DM threw 2, that's fucking right 2, meatlover pizzas at us. WITH EXTRA CHEESE.

    1 player nearly quit then and there.
    >> Sydhar 03/29/11(Tue)17:17 No.14408721
    >>14408586

    Eh, they're alright. Easier to pick up but you might as well just play a straight-up sandwich instead.

    >>14408625

    Burritos are fine as long as you have a Chef with some common sense. It doesn't mean a Chef has to accept ANY character with it regardless of their choice of fillings or the game's mealtime.

    We had someone playing a chorizo/egg burrito at one point- that was awesome. Girl didn't need to apply hot sauce even once.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:18 No.14408727
    I like trying to experiment with the classics. I thought I was done with spread-based builds until I finally got my KitchenMaster to let me run a Peanut Butter/Nutella hybrid with Bananas. Shit is so cash. I can take on Stoners and Kids twice my level with ease.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:18 No.14408728
    >>14408593

    >implying late game is only game that matters...

    Toasted Italian bread, provolone on outer layer (slightly melted template from the Melted Cheese Madness splat) And wait for it... wait for it... Honey roasted ham with a bit of Mayo.... Yeah I like using alot of the splat books, and Duel cheeseing...
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)17:19 No.14408730
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>14408697
    >Cereal

    I know this is homebrew, but I'm fucking curious. What are the penalties and bonusues?
    >>14408698

    >Also, any good DM will make sure you're taking Indigestion penalties.

    I got around that in an ingeniously powergamey way. I had a Roast Beef on rye with nothing but hot peppers, right?

    Fucking pepto bismol tablets in the fucking sandwich.

    Taste went to shit, but fuck it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:19 No.14408731
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    >>14408658
    >first sandwich
    >toasted PB&J
    >show up, next cheapest sandwich is turkey, lettuce, tomatoes, american cheese on italian herbs and cheese
    >mfw I was told this was a low cost campaign
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:19 No.14408732
    >>14408697

    You dirty min-maxer.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:19 No.14408734
    Anyone try an all polish ingredients build?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:20 No.14408736
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    tried to run this by my foodmaster.
    I think I gave him a heart attack
    >> Sydhar 03/29/11(Tue)17:20 No.14408744
    >>14408658

    Ugh, don't remind me. I thought I could make smoked turkey work with an english muffin as my bread. I didn't even bother to toast it; I think it went stale two games in. Never making that mistake again.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:20 No.14408745
    salami, roast beef, smoked turkey bacon,, pepperoni, pepperjack, advanced tomato, lettuce, peppers, and ranch, with red hot sauce here
    It isn't broken if it's in the rules faggots.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)17:22 No.14408756
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>14408736
    >Egg

    Fuck you, and the minmaxing, no fat, all protiene, no taste penalty, sandwich that you rode in on.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:22 No.14408758
    This "Sandwich Spread Fantasy" game reminds me of Fantasy Foodcraft.

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/11879435/
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:22 No.14408771
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    >>14408715
    oh christ does he allow flat bread too?

    Also what would your advice on picnic campaigns be? I'm thinking not too sweet because of ants and wasps.

    Of course I could always go rye with too much honey. :D
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:23 No.14408774
    >>14408727
    As OP as that build is, I'd be lying if I said I didn't have fun when I tried it and try to run with something like it near every game that it's allowed.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:24 No.14408781
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    Now here's the million dollar question:

    Open-faced?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:24 No.14408783
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    >>14408502
    because you fuckers don't know when to quit, thats why.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:24 No.14408784
    Can we talk about THAT GUY?
    You know, the one that shows up with a spread for a [spoiler]sushi roll[/spoiler]?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:25 No.14408792
    I think white bread gets kind of ignored, but you can have a lot of fun with Po'Boys if you have the Kajun Kitchen supplement. I'm running a blackened catfish with herbed mayo and tiger sauce, tomatoes, and lettuce on a simple white bun. I can't wait 'til we go from Afternoon Snack to Lunchtime Levels, I'm gonna round out my build by taking a jambalaya-style rice familiar.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:26 No.14408801
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    okay, the head chef just kicked me out of the game because he thought I was breaking too many rules by having something without bread and cross-classing into drinks at the same time.
    did i really do something wrong or is he just a dick?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:27 No.14408807
    >>14408784

    Dude that Sushi shit was made op in 3e (got a bit better in 3.5ish but not really) and I'm glad they left them out in 4e(but I've heard rumors...)
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)17:27 No.14408809
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14408784
    Ugh, the fucking hand roll players.

    I had a guy, when I was FMing, who tried to say that wasabi had the same spicy rating as banana peppers.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:27 No.14408812
    >>14408781

    I find that the penalties required for using silverware outweigh the novelty of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:27 No.14408813
    >>14408783
    Obviously; he didn't put nearly enough bacon on that sandwich.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:28 No.14408815
    >>14408781

    That's purely an aesthetic choice, sure it looks cool, but it really doesn't add or take away from the build.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:28 No.14408816
    >>14408781
    You'll have munchkins making pizza in no time.

    It's a shame because it's such an old schol build perfect for breakfast campaigns.
    >> Sydhar 03/29/11(Tue)17:28 No.14408818
    >>14408745

    What the heck is that supposed to be? You're seriously trying to maximize your Spicy stat on an ITALIAN sandwich build? I know it's tempting but seriously just suck it up and make a Buffalo sandwich instead. That build doesn't work past the first few bites, and you can even put the bacon and peppers on the Buffalo sandwich if you -really- want them.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)17:28 No.14408820
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>14408781
    >Open Face

    Open faced is fine when you want some variety.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:28 No.14408823
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    >I'm playing dual Ham + Cheddar Melt on mini-buns
    >Other bros playing smoked turkey on Italian + french dip
    >GM has a pic related setting
    >wtf.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:28 No.14408826
    >>14408801
    >complains about being kicked out of SSF game.
    >plays like it's Cocktail Kings
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:28 No.14408827
    >>14408732
    Trust me while the tastiness and uniqueness can get through the desire rating it has on it is around liver and onion or even straight up raw onion sandwiches, that is a big hurdle to get over though it doesn't have the "imagined disgusting" rating those have.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:29 No.14408830
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    >>14408781
    closed
    egg in bread
    sealed with bacon grease
    best fucking breakfast sandwich in existence


    >>14408809
    banana peppers are shit, get over it
    >> Not-OP 03/29/11(Tue)17:29 No.14408833
    Guys... guys... why hasn't anyone mentioned the Reuben yet!

    I know it's an exotic build, but everyone overlooks sauerkraut and thousand island bonuses because normally they clash, but if you use a dark rye, there's no conflict and suddenly you've got a fuckawesome build out of nowhere!

    If you're more of a creamy than tangy player, just substitute Russian for Thousand Island. The same thing applies.

    Why has no one in S.U.B.W.A.Y. figured this out yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:29 No.14408834
    tuna-pasta-sweetcorn here
    on one got anything on my bonus multiplyer
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:30 No.14408842
    >>14408812
    if you go crispy or firm (very) on your bread you can do some serious calorie reduction.

    Guy I know kept going crackers with his spread cheese.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:30 No.14408848
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    >Sandwichheim Campaign
    >first battle: wal-mart raid
    >hoagie sandwichband with pickles
    >opponent uses toasted sub sandwichband
    >mfw his leader burns on turn one
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:31 No.14408855
    >>14408830
    I believe you mean THE shit. They basically max out Spice, and for a minimal slot value, even less if they're sliced. Plus, they're vegetable value! What's not to like?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:31 No.14408856
    >>14408801
    The KitchenMaster is always right, dude. If he says your spread doesn't fit his feast, then you should quit.

    And regarding the question if another KM would judge in the same way… it depends on the overall feast level. If everybody else just ran BLT or some starter pre-made packs, then you obviously didn't fit.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)17:31 No.14408859
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>14408830
    Banana peppers /are/ shit, but that doesn't mean that it's comparable to Wasabi.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:32 No.14408862
    Triple decked Reuben sandwich with extra russian dressing reporting in.

    I had to take the toothpick feat at level 4 in order to maintain stability. Triple decking destroys your dexterity bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:32 No.14408863
    >>14408809

    Wasabi has one of the highest spicy ratings in the game, excluding some really OP shit from the Dare Challenge splatbook. It's one of the reasons I banned Oriental Cuisine.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:32 No.14408867
    >>14408816
    pretty much this.

    That stupid book that allowed tomatoe paste is banned from our games.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:32 No.14408869
    >>14408833
    The penalties for Sauerkraut critical failures are too great for most people.
    >> Sydhar 03/29/11(Tue)17:32 No.14408871
    >>14408781

    Definitely not for every meal. But they're still fun as hell if you can get a group together that wants to do a snack-themed one.

    >>14408784

    I'll do you one better. Eggs and bacon, alright; monterey jack cheese and tomato, okay, a bit played but still good--

    Pain de campagne for his bread.

    He was trying to play the fucking SPANGLISH sandwich in our game and thought we wouldn't notice.
    >> Lark 03/29/11(Tue)17:33 No.14408882
    >>14408833

    You make perfect sense to me. You have power gamed my stomach.

    And now I am hungry, so very hungry

    god I can taste the nitrates nowwwwwww, what does the rulebook say about those anyway
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)17:35 No.14408891
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>14408871
    >Pain de campagne for his bread.

    Kick that motherfucker out of the group.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:35 No.14408893
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    I just started a game and I had no idea what I was doing, just went with a basic build - french bread loaf, mayo/mustard, lettuce, cheese and a few different meats slices.

    everybody gave me pic related look. is it that bad? how can I tweak it?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:35 No.14408895
    I still haven't found another player that uses Eggo Waffles. Seriously, it's the perfect breakfast campaign bread, especially when you combine it with eggs, bacon, cheese and a hint of syrup.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)17:37 No.14408906
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>14408893
    >just went with a basic build - french bread loaf, mayo/mustard, lettuce, cheese and a few different meats slices

    That's not a basic build, that's why they looked at you funny. It's a good /safe/ build, but not a basic one.

    And it depends on what you like. Some people like to play Ryes, me myself, I'm all about the Wheats.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:37 No.14408907
    >>14408855
    Bhut mother fucking jolokia
    i don't give a fuck how big the penalties are for using them, the taste to heat ratio is unrivaled
    >> Sydhar 03/29/11(Tue)17:37 No.14408908
    >>14408893

    That doesn't sound too bad. What did you pick for your meats and cheeses?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:37 No.14408909
    Guys, is it true that taking the pickles off gives you an AC penalty? I thought that had to do with bread...
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:37 No.14408910
    >>14408893
    It's super uncommon for french bread loaf to be used on any cold sandwich, much less without sauteed onions, seeing as it gets combo bonuses with those.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:38 No.14408921
    >>14408730
    >I know this is homebrew, but I'm fucking curious. What are the penalties and bonusues?
    Crunch and sweetness. It's like chips only not sweetness substitutes the saltiness or artificial flavors that would come with that. Though it gives it some initial impression penalties if they're told, though not as bad as fucking jelly on turkey.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:38 No.14408922
    >>14408893
    It's not bad but maybe add some chips? Your really missing in crunchiness / savory.

    Perhaps try Salami?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:38 No.14408924
    >>14408893
    It's an all-right starter spread, but in any high-level feast you gonna burn first. It really loses all advantages after a short time.
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    >this thread
    ALL OF MY LOVE!
    >my face when i realize this game doesn't exist
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:39 No.14408929
    >>14408893

    Try to get a more focused theme going on. Your build right now is kind of a jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none. What kind of specific role do you want to fill? Savory? Spicy?

    And PLEASE don't use the Panini template, everyone and their dog uses it and it's boring roleplay-wise. There are better ways of making a good meal.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)17:40 No.14408938
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>14408910
    >>14408921

    Intresting. Very intresting. I might have to sudgest this to my KM/FM
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:40 No.14408939
    Guys, new KM here. If one of my players wants to put french fries (I believe you britfags call them chips) in his bread instead of as a side item, is he a munchkin? He's been playing for a while, so I don't think it's a rookie mistake.
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)17:41 No.14408952
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>14408939
    Nope, it's called a Pittsburgh sandwich.

    A munshkin would be starting up a new game, and that player handing you a sheet that was nothing more than a glorified pizza.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:41 No.14408954
    >>14408926

    We're fa/tg/uys. We go make actual sandwiches instead.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:42 No.14408959
    >>14408909

    I think it depends on the type if pickle. Super-thick gherkins add to AC because of the crunchiness bonus, but if you're just using bred and butter slices or regular dill chips, you're fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:42 No.14408962
    >>14408939
    You do realize the kind of bonuses he'll get to stoners and drunks right?

    In other situations it's not that bad.

    So unless you're running an all beer 4:20 type campaign it SHOULD balance out.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:43 No.14408967
    Personally, I usually run a pair of Sliders, Grilled onions, beef patty, pickles (crinkle-cut), and mustard on mini-buns. One has swiss and the other has american. Opinions?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:43 No.14408970
    >>14408939
    Fries aren't chips, we have those too. Chips are thicker chunks of potato, like fat fries, basically.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:43 No.14408972
    >>14408952
    Ahh you fucker would beat me too it
    Primantis are good when you need that extra flavor but are willing to deal with the fat content
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:44 No.14408984
    >>14408939

    It's a legitimate build, but can easily become overpowered if you're not careful. The extra penalties to Filling and Height tend to offset it though.

    Now, if he were using onion straws, then I'd be worried.
    >> Not-OP 03/29/11(Tue)17:44 No.14408986
    >>14408882

    I'll admit, it's a risk, but hell, high risk for even higher gain? What's not to love? When I level I'm considering adding pickles to the mix ( I know, I know... pickle debate) to max out my sour. Alternatively I could upgrade my saurkraut to include dill or maybe even fennel. Higher risk, higher rewards!

    >>14408869

    Nitrates give penalties to Reputation and Healthy. You can get around that by going organic, but the the organic penalties to Value are horrific. That's why you only see "purists" playing organic, unless the GM is runs a lot of Hippies (not Stoners, Stoners have vulnerabilities to Value).
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:45 No.14408989
    >>14408939
    Out of some reason unknown to me, they play it this way in Belgium all the time. I guess it has something to do with a crazy translator at their publisher. You really should sue people for that shit, it shouldn't be franchised any more under the same name.
    But then their translation seems to be full of fuck anyway, they cross the line to kebab all the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:45 No.14408995
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    My players want me to start an all potato campaign.

    One guy wants to run extra spicy chili cheese fries.

    Am I just asking for trouble allowing that?

    He's been begging me to allow Jalapeno slices for a while now.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:45 No.14409000
    I know straight up Pizzas are out of the question, but do you guys ever play strombolis? I'm not talking about that dual-wielding ham and pineapple, "I'm an outcast among both societies", caesar salad familiar bullshit that gets way over played because of that one chef(I'm not naming any names), but real interesting ones, like Santa Fe or all meat builds.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:46 No.14409007
    It's like I'm really on /ck/!
    >> Sweet Soul Bro !!H5XdMKmBv5G 03/29/11(Tue)17:47 No.14409013
    rolled 18 = 18

    I gotta go get something to eat, but good lord, this thread needs to be archived, if only for the noobs guide to building.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:48 No.14409018
    >>14408967

    I found they go down far too fast in encounters to ever be useful. I like to run builds that have higher Filling capacities and HP.

    Currently using a pulled pork barbeque with coleslaw on a sesame seed bun. Lots of fun, although my KM did a double-take when I showed him my sheet.

    "Wait, the slaw goes ON the sandwich? That has to be illegal..."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:50 No.14409029
    Onions:
    Fried or Raw?

    I know I know this is opening up a can of shit, but I've never really seen why we can't just use both for fuck's sake.
    >> Sydhar 03/29/11(Tue)17:50 No.14409032
    >>14409000

    Tried playing a chicken-and-pepper one once with some (spicy) tomato. It was pretty fun; piquant as all hell while still keeping its hearty high.

    Though you remind me, we had one player who made his MAIN COURSE a salad... or would that be too off topic?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:51 No.14409037
    >>14409029
    Red onions raw, white onions fried.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:51 No.14409046
    >>14408995
    That could go fine, but you have to balance it out. I would suggest penalties to kids and older women, at least. What sort of campaign will you make? Something set in 19th century Germany? Ireland? Maybe Ireland with most other potatoes rotten away and them becoming suddenly a high-class meal? That can be really fun, since all-potato is normally rather low-level.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:52 No.14409048
    >>14409000

    Ran a stromboli with ham, turkey, salami, and provolone once. Only had enough points left over for premade canned dough instead of homemade, but shit was cash regardless. Luckily it was just for a one-shot game, I would've broken my KM's campaign wide open if I used it then, it was so OP.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:53 No.14409057
    >>14409029
    Personally can't stand raw onions. They just replace the flavor profile with onions unless you have some of the more extreme ingredients. Everything else just manipulates the texture statistics which makes me ask what's the point.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:53 No.14409059
    >>14409029
    PROTIP: Raw wafer thin on cheese on soft bread.

    GODCLASS as early support.

    And you can get major haughty points at higher wealth / society levels.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:53 No.14409063
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    >>14408256

    >has eggs, forbidden in vegan class description
    >forbidden in vegan class description
    >vegan class description
    >vegan

    3/10

    Class doesn't exist, fuck you OP
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:54 No.14409068
    >>14409063
    Agreed. Keep that homebrew shit at home.
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    Im thinking of running a foot-long sub on my next high-cost picnic.

    Here's my setup:
    -Toasted Italian bread
    -Salami with pepperoni slices
    -lettuce, tomato, raw onion, sweet peppers
    -Honey mustard sauce to increase my
    "deliciousness (SU)"crit from x2 to x3
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:55 No.14409074
    You know what I'm tired of? My KM giving all his NPCs Palate Feats. Seriously, I get that kids are going to have "Rudimentary Palate" and High Society Ballgoers are going to have "Refined Palate", but he said this was going to be a sandwich bar game. Buffet goers generally don't have either, at least not over half of them. I'm this close to quitting every time half the encounter is spent re-equipping because we're either going too fancy or too simple.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:56 No.14409079
    How is this not archived yet?!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:56 No.14409080
    >>14409029
    It's all about synergies. Raw onions are a little bit more universal, and mostly have a higher crunchiness stat. Fried onions have higher bonuses with other meals, add more to the Smell stat, but also have a higher Time cost.
    With some obscure splatbooks you can also change almost any of the above points, with stuff like uber-crunchy fried onions or raw onions with a Smell higher than that of Limburger cheese
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:56 No.14409081
    >>14409018
    Thanks, I've noticed the same thing, I really like the build though, maybe I should add a third one?

    Second, Slaw on the sandwich is pretty awesome I've only ever seen it with BBQ stuff does it not go well with other stuff?
    >> Not-OP 03/29/11(Tue)17:57 No.14409092
    >>14409063

    Bullshit. It's on the sidebar of page 53 in the basic Player's Menu. It's not meant to be a Player Sandwich though, it's really designed for the KM to use as a NPS. That said it's a legitimate, if usually retarded, build.
    >> Awake !!5frcmwAIRBT 03/29/11(Tue)17:57 No.14409093
    Oh man, got a weird build that's been working pretty well for me. Beef hash, pepperjack, and mustard on a toasted grain bun.

    Shit's delicious, but the cold penalties are horrendous, and it's a build that's mostly viable in Northern districts. On the plus side, it combos well with the vast majority of shit, and because of regional variations on beef hash, I can tweak for health or sheer flavor if I need to. Hoping it's not too OP or cheesy of a build, but it's been serving me well.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:59 No.14409103
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    >>14409074
    When our KM pulled this shit we just all just showed up the pasta Char sheets.

    One guy rolled a whole lasgana. lol

    He got the point.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)17:59 No.14409104
    >>14409092

    [Citation needed]
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:01 No.14409115
    >>>14409104

    >[Citation needed]
    >sidebar of page 53 in the basic Player's Menu

    Why don't you read before you post jackass.

    Also no it isn't.

    >Page 53: Advanced Grilled Feats
    >> Not-OP 03/29/11(Tue)18:01 No.14409116
    >>14409104

    I just gave page and book. Sounds like a citation to me, you... you... double cheddar!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:02 No.14409117
    Baguettes was here, everyone else is scrubs that just hold back the party.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:02 No.14409118
    okay love you [tg] but I gotta get some shut eye.

    gnight
    >> Not-OP 03/29/11(Tue)18:04 No.14409128
    >>14409115

    Wait, do you have the first run or the anniversary edition? Mine's the first run, might be different page in the anniversary edition... maybe they moved it to the Kitchen Master book in the update?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:04 No.14409135
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    My KM refuses to allow Bagels to take anything except spreads. He says they're too broken otherwise.

    Seriously considering quitting,
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:07 No.14409153
    My KM wants to do something different, so we'll all be running with his pre-generated characters.

    Noodle bowl, instant ramen, canned pasta w/meatballs (animal shapes, no less), toaster pastry, and PB&J on white.

    Not bad for a grab-n-go game.
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    You mad?
    >> Sydhar 03/29/11(Tue)18:12 No.14409181
    Well, nobody objected, so here's a good story for you: One of our players brought a salad to the meal.

    That's right. A salad. I'm not talking about a meatless sandwich like that brie, sauteed onion, tomato, and shredded lettuce with honey mustard on dark rye build we talked about last time- an honest to goodness fucking SALAD. Even worse, she decided she'd make it spinach-based. And I'm not talking about a sandwich or even a CALZONE with a salad side either- the salad was her main course. She just wanted to try something a little different.

    Well, we figure she's still new, she'll learn her mistake pretty early and we can just have her re-roll. Besides, if she wants to be a side-dish class all the more power to the rest of us, right?

    So the first course of the meal comes up. I'm playing my roast beef build and go for the first bite, but it's no good; my sauce wasn't the right fucking kind to tantalize the foe.(Makes me all the more glad we switched to 4th edition rules.)

    So instead of hiding behind us, the salad goes in for the next bite. We all think, well, this will be over quickly.

    >exotic ingredients feats
    >balsamic vinaigrette
    >blue cheese (Gorgonzola)
    >cranberries
    >CANDIED MOTHERFUCKING WALNUTS

    We all thought that shit was worthless but oh my god did she prove us wrong. And she wasn't a minmaxer either; she "Just thought it looked like a fun combination."

    She's been welcome at every meal since.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:12 No.14409182
    coo/ck/ here
    your thread frightens and confuses me
    here is a proper food thread:
    >>>/ck/2695354
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:16 No.14409213
    >>14409173
    Dude. 2/10 because answering. You know as well as I that this shit was explicitly errata'ed out after the first edition. And it was made because of guys like you with their troll minds, all going like "It says 'in a bread'n'meat sandwich the outside layer consists of bread', so anything I put on the outside is considered bread"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:36 No.14409372
    >>14408823

    FUCKING WHAT. >>14408675 here, he used an army of those fuckers as minions. HE TOLD US HE WASN'T USING SPLATS. TELL ME THAT'S NOT FROM A SPLATBOOK.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:38 No.14409391
    >balsamic vinaigrette
    >cranberries
    >candied walnuts

    >exotic ingredients feats
    >exotic

    You do realize your sourcebook is about 10 years out of date, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:40 No.14409408
    >>14409372

    Foodstuffs of the Cholesterol Wastes. Uh, Snacks Anathema chapter, if those are what I think they are.

    Your KM been lyin'.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:43 No.14409426
    >>14409181

    >Candied walnuts

    Well there you go. Put that on anything and it turns it into an unstoppable juggernaut.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:44 No.14409432
    >>14409181

    Dude, you can rock a salad no problem. I did a build once with iceberg, avacado, corn, peppers, beans, and motherfucking cilantro. But the best part was when we found the spice cabinet. I was running with a basic vinagrette, but I used the custom dressing rules to make a spicy Mexican dressing. Took me three sessions, but I dropped -3 fat and +7 flavor or some shit. The KM was pissed, but the roast beef player thought it was great.

    >becoming ionMa
    So, like, a retarded Iron Man?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:45 No.14409441
    I'm using the Breakfast Menu supplement and running with a Bacon, Egg and Cheese Muffin. Will my fellow gamers be mad?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:46 No.14409448
    My SM won't let me play a goddamn almond butter build, even though it's almost the exact same as a PB build except without the allergy modifier.
    I ended up going with a spinach turkey and havarti on panini, but I seriously can't believe they let THAT fly but not almond butter.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:47 No.14409455
    >>14409408

    To be fair, that is pretty well suited to screw with a health-food team. Take them outside their comfortable, safe aging-hippy-woman-gettogether-menu staple status. Dude gets points for that, so long as it's not *all* he's throwing at them. That'd get tedious.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:49 No.14409467
    >>14409441

    Depends on what kind of ingredients you're using. Low-cost stuff? No. High-cost fancy cheeses and thick sliced bacon and fresh soft-boiled eggs? Oh yeah, they mad.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:57 No.14409526
    >>14409441

    Only if you throw hollandaise sauce on it.

    ...which you really should do anyway, because fuck yeah hollandaise sauce.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)18:59 No.14409542
    >>14409467
    I am using some Grated Cheddar because that single packed American Cheese is fucking bad as hell. I DONT have fresh soft boiled eggs, but I have 2 fried ones. And my bacon is thickly sliced. Oh and I have BBQ Sauce. Muffin is pretty standard though.

    Still ok? That being said there is a wanker using a Meatball on Italian Herbs Sub with nothing but Meatballs, cheese and jalapeños so I can't be as bad as him can I?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)19:00 No.14409554
    >>14409448

    Almond butter's got some dodgy connotations since it got used in the infamous Torta build that pretty much swept SSFTourny2010.

    May not have been anything wrong with *your* build, but because it's in a couple edge-case exploitative ones, it's on the KM watchlist. Fucking tournyfags.

    Better believe the loophole'll get errata'd out soon enough, but in the meantime, you'll probably just have to live with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)19:02 No.14409573
    >mfw people post mfw with no actual face.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)19:05 No.14409596
    Is a pesto chicken melt any good? One of my friends keeps speaking of it was a negative connotation but the garlic subtype seems good to me. What kind of bread should I use?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)19:07 No.14409610
    >>14409542

    The jalapenos aren't that great there, their vegetal taste clashes horribly with the MEAT AN' SAUCE. But it looks like he's trying to overload his build, which means he's got a bit of That Guy in him. So you should be okay with what you've got.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)19:14 No.14409672
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    >>14409573

    >mfw this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)19:18 No.14409698
    Can anyone tell me a decent way to work tomatoes into a triple-stack wheat? It's way unbalanced at my current level, but I want to keep the tomatoes for a Marinara upgrade.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)19:24 No.14409750
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    Remember the days when you rolled for fridge contents in order, and just made your damn sandwich out of that? Remember all the tables? Me and my boys still keep the dream alive.

    On toasted white, scrambled eggs, boloney, bacon, the hot sauce from KFCs, horse radish, mustard, black forest ham, and sliced Tijiuana Mama pickled sausages.

    We ran this through Boring Seminar. Kept every man awake thinking about it, for good or ill.
    >> Not-OP 03/29/11(Tue)19:46 No.14409897
    >>14409750

    Oh gods. Old school runs can be the bomb, in your case sounds like it was literal. Good thing you weren't being run through Picnic Basket though.

    How did you guys deal with the generally high Haughty level of Boring Seminar with those ingredients anyways? Someone make some spectacular Appetizing rolls or did someone take a Hunger Inducing feat?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)19:47 No.14409911
    SUFFER NOT THE VEGANS TO LIVE.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)19:53 No.14409947
    >>14409897
    Probably maxed out on Provolone, the Appetizing benefit is insane in the old editions.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)20:23 No.14410191
    God damn, you fucking amerifags and your splat books. Most of the KMs here only run the basic classes - cheese and pickle, tuna mayo, blt, ham or egg and cress.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)21:05 No.14410501
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    >>14409173
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)21:17 No.14410587
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    >>14409063
    How can no one have posted this?
    >> kittydragon 03/29/11(Tue)22:01 No.14410991
    I present for your lulz, the Bubble Bass burger.

    Completely unplayable? sure. Amusing to roll one? you bet.
    >> kittydragon 03/29/11(Tue)22:02 No.14410997
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    forgot my pic >.>
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)22:05 No.14411034
    Haven't heard much sandwich spread fantasy recently, is nutella still broken? I really liked playing my savoury bacon/bologna build, but I always felt overshadowed.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)22:40 No.14411372
    >>14411034
    They cut Nutella back to reasonable spread levels, but it still has some killer features if you use the Just Desserts expansion.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/11(Tue)23:57 No.14412164
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    >>14409750
    >you rolled for fridge contents in order, and just made your damn sandwich out of that?
    I once rolled mayonnaise six times in a row.
    My DM let me just roll around in the tub.
    I expected it to suck, but +12 v. arterial and +5 inedible was sick. (Pun intended.)
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)00:10 No.14412291
    >>14412164
    Did he houserule that into having an edibility factor? Edibility is usually determined by the non-spreads.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)00:21 No.14412383
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    > I roll a Peanut Butter and Cheese Canadian Rye Sandwich: one slice toasted, one slice plain.
    > Group thinks I'm a unique snowflake fag
    > Their faces when I'm the best thing to ever happen to them
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)00:33 No.14412498
    >put all points into breadmaking and toasting
    >take feats for improved bread quality, and unlimited bread quality, together with the ability to toast my bread on the second
    >make the best sandwiches of the group without any ingredients but toasted bread
    >problem?

    this is far to easy to pull in 3.6 edition, sadly.
    My sandwiches actually get worse when I butter them! how does that make any sense
    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 03/30/11(Wed)00:46 No.14412592
    My KM got mad at me for rolling a waffle-icecream-waffle sandwich, but wouldn't tell me why. Any ideas?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)00:47 No.14412602
    >>14412592
    what icecream were you using?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)01:00 No.14412735
    Usually I'm hesitant to bring my girlfriend to the gaming table, as she has a habit of making "special snowflake" sandwiches, but I eventually relented. I was DM'ing, but she broke the whole game in a singe session with a recursive ingredient giving her unlimited deliciousness.

    She started going through cookbook after cook book, slicing and dicing, then baking and frying all manner of cheesy and piggy goodness. The end result:

    >slices of boned and rolled pork
    >stuffed with bacon bits
    >wrapped in bacon

    Pork, wrapped in pork, stuffed with pork. She calls it the Pun Pun.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)01:09 No.14412822
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    Call me a hypocrite for using pepper jack, but havarti is fucking cheese!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)01:15 No.14412869
    My favorite build has been a tuna and relish melt (surprisingly, mayo and miracle whip each work really well) using provolone on wide multigrain bread. Sunflower seed bonus included. Been a strong backbone for the other players.
    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 03/30/11(Wed)01:23 No.14412940
    >>14412602
    Chocolate, fluffed as chocolate-fudge.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)01:53 No.14413209
    Chicken salad melt on rye. American cheese. Haters gonna hate.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)02:00 No.14413278
    >>14413209
    >American cheese

    Hater reporting.
    >> ImperiusRex 03/30/11(Wed)02:04 No.14413317
    Suddenly, Mornington Crescent
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)02:54 No.14413769
    >>14412291
    The tub is non-spread.
    He used the rules for sandwich baggies, and just multiplied it by 4.
    Also makes my mayo-man pretty much waterproof too, but how often do you have undersea sandwich campaigns, unless you're playing WW2 "Unterseeboot Butterbrot."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)02:55 No.14413780
    >>14413317
    Ugh, ploughman's sandwich? No thanks.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)03:05 No.14413859
    I think I've found the most broken shit ever:

    >Toasted subroll
    >genoa and prosciutto salami
    >provalone cheese
    and these last two here are the kicker
    >red wine vinegar
    >olive oil

    Shit is ungodly broken.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)03:13 No.14413916
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    My DM won't let me take fucking nutella! Says it's unbalanced, what the fuck
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)03:41 No.14414201
    >so I'm relatively new to the system
    >make chicken patty on hamburger roll with peppered turkey slice
    >try to upgrade with lettuce as soon as I can
    >in a town of meat buildings

    "WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT COOKING?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)03:48 No.14414269
    >>14413916

    If you're playing Sandwich Spread FANTASY you shouldn't be taking Nuetella, Nuetella is a TL:6 spread, Fantasy only allows TL:4 or lower spreads.

    Get with the program!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)03:51 No.14414297
    >>14414201

    Dude, have you guys encountered any double kills yet?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpKtarjTvqU
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)03:52 No.14414308
    I'm new to making sandwiches, but it looks really fun. Can someone recommend me an easy sandwich to start me and my friends off?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)03:52 No.14414309
    >Cheesesteak
    >Provolone (Extra Cheesy Merit)
    >Lettuce
    >Tomato
    >Mayo
    >Grilled Onions
    >Hot Peppers
    >Green Peppers
    >Sweet Peppers
    >Grilled Mushrooms

    >On a toasted bun

    I AM DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS
    >> OP 03/30/11(Wed)03:57 No.14414352
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    GUYS. I can't believe no one has tried this, but a MEATBREAD HOMEBREW?

    Can you imagine?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)04:00 No.14414369
    High level game.
    We know the BBEG is going to be huge vegan monstrosity with side salad guards.

    I roll a Crazy KIng Combo.
    >Black forest ham
    >black angus beef
    >buffalo chicken
    >dark turkey
    >Salami
    >Bacon
    >lettuce, onion, mayo, provolone and pepperjack, and sourdough

    When we fought the BBEG I just smiled and said "for every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat 6!"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)04:24 No.14414569
    how do you guys feel about a creme cake end boss for a one shot picnic basket game?
    >> 008 03/30/11(Wed)04:31 No.14414632
    I need help in Foodcraft40K. I'm running a Taco army and I need to know if it would be within the rules to deploy some burritos as well, since it fits the theme and all.

    "In the grimdark future there is only the salad bar."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)04:39 No.14414688
    >>14414632
    some people may say they are cheesy, but I recommend nachos as support over burritos
    >> Squigzog, attorney at WAAAGH! !A3heresy3Y 03/30/11(Wed)04:42 No.14414718
    >>14414632
    Don't forget a Taco Salad to back those fuckers up
    Take extra bean dip as well for shits and giggles
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)04:48 No.14414765
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    I'm playing an MD leftover turkey sandwich with the stuffing topping variant, What metagravy feats do you guys suggest?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)05:02 No.14414862
    I'm glad they finally released an edition of D&D that didn't cause bitching!

    /thread
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)06:39 No.14415561
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    I use fried roast beef on toasted French bread with mayonnaise, fried onions, lettuce, and muenster cheese.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)06:42 No.14415579
    Going egg and toast heavy, trying to get over the weak cooldown phase by just using my high hot-phase factor.


    Anyway, anyone knows where I can get rope for ropemaster (TM)?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)06:43 No.14415583
    >>14412498
    Man, get out of here with that nonsense.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)06:49 No.14415626
    Peanut Butter between two toasted waffles here. I know I can get more buffs by taking more fillers, but something about the romantic simplicity of the plain PB just speaks to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)07:03 No.14415723
    I've got this dark oat bread, dijon mustard, smoked turkey roll and jarlsberg build I'm thinking of taking to tomorrow's session... thoughts? Should I splurge on a couple of slices of tomato, or will that just kill the whole synergy I've got going?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)07:08 No.14415749
    Lye is overpowered though. You can make a lye roll lutefisk sandwich and win everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)07:10 No.14415761
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    >>14413916
    >Nutella

    Bitches don't know about my Nugatti.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)12:20 No.14417645
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    awesome thread is still alive :D

    pic S.U.B.S. related.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)12:42 No.14417834
    so what's your favourite unerappreciated condiment?

    I think chili relish gets too little attention.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)12:45 No.14417863
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    >>14417645
    >New Petty Bible Fellowship strip
    MY GOD.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)13:37 No.14418320
    Anyone else ever realize how you can take a pair of sandwiches if you minimize both? I was playing a pair, one cheese sandwich and one ham. The bonus to overcoming picky eaters is worth the lowered taste on more precise palates
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)14:06 No.14418536
    reuben master race reporting in
    >> Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)14:40 No.14418816
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    A WILD GUY APPEARS!

    Quick what do you do?



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