!!6Ltud83uedY 03/22/11(Tue)23:29 No.14333729|
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And so, the final chapter in our heroes' tale was closed. The timestream was fixed, and Dr. Orange pursued his dream of making wooden sexual instruments in Willamette valley, garnering himself a small fortune. A statue was built to commemorate Biff's enduring legacy, and his words of wisdom are engraved upon it:
"Me dong is a squirrel killin' machine!"
Sister Daphne started a church, the Sororitas Bloomers, and leads a battalion of Sisters wearing lingerie and nightwear.
Brother Ted has perfected the art of killing squirrels, and has developed, in conjunction with Dr. Orange, a cannon that fires living squirrels at other squirrels, hitting them with altered timeline waves to un-make them. His laughter can be heard through the valleys.
And so ends the tale of these brave wanderers. History would know their names in this bitter, savage struggle. The Oregon Trail is yet another war to be fought.
War never changes.
It's been a blast. Until next time, /tg/.