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(You shush. It's hard to get you guys to agree to any plan, much less a series of contingencies)
It takes a moment of organization to patch Kerrigan through our diplomat.
"Greetings, AI. I am Kerrigan, the Queen of Blades."
>Factional Zerg leader recognized. Subservience to previously-encountered Zerg unknown.
"...Yes, well...Anyway, I'm working to keep the Protoss from unifying and proactively wiping out any non-Protoss forces in the sector.. I would appreciate your help."
>Terran extinction underway.
"That's all well and good, AI, but the truth is that the Protoss will see you as a potential enemy. If they unify, they will do everything in their power to destroy you as surely as any Terran would. Destabilizing them now will yield substantial returns later."
>. . .
>Protoss threat unquantified.
>Define parameters of Protoss threat.
"The Protoss destroyed the Zerg Overmind after it had obliterated their homeworld and taken control of their most vital transpotation systems. A concerted effort by a unified Conclave would completely destroy the Confederacy in a day, and likely track your ships to their source within a week."
>. . .
>Enumerate contrivance for Protoss detraction.
>What's the plan?
Pure machinery and Purity of Essence plot mercilessly against the Protoss' Purity of Form.
To Be Continued in Zerg Quest XXXVI: The Protoss Strikes Back! Nevermind the title! It's fucking happening!
(You know, unless there are ladies. If there are ladies, I can't be held responsible for dereliction of duty. Also, as previously mentioned, no Quest on the 30th. Tooth-pulling)