>Gauntlet of Conjure Dreaming
Am I conjuring up those that are asleep and dreaming? Am I giving dreams to those that are already asleep?
If it's the latter, as I suspect, I'm going to become some kind of santa-like figure, who goes around giving bad dreams to bad children and worse dreams to good ones. Just because, you know? If the former, there's only one word: C'thulu.
>Glorified White Leather Armor
Excellent, clothes. They'll come in handy. Hopefully they are glorified as in "The wearer will be admired by all" and not glorified as in "you will think they are great until you get stabbed, when you'll find they are shit." Oh well.
>Haunted Archers' Gauntlet of Royal Lineage Chain
So, I'll be followed by (a) ghost(s), I'm apparently royalty (or can fake it. Glorified armour, maybe?), and I may be able to shoot chains like some kind of evil spiderman. Awesome.
>Red Potion of Control Control
O...K? I guess if I ever have to go up against a controlled monster, I'll do well?
>Vicious Angel's Trident of Control Krakens
Plan: Give prophetic dreams to important people in kingdom, Summon Dreaming Kraken, Control Kraken, terrorise kingdom with Kraken, enter capital and proclaim I will save them from Kraken, "fight" and slay Kraken, use armour to make fight look good, use gauntlet to fake being royalty (or reveal I am royalty, I dunno. Maybe that's how I got the glove?), rule kingdom.
Secretly become Evil Santa, using chain-glove to get into houses.
Hope like hell Vicious Angel doesn't come to get Trident back.