Preface:Talk among the 13 planets have been saying the same thing- that the war to push back the alien menace that encroached on man for so long is at hand. The Counter-Offensive to fight the Exalted with cloned soldiers, robot troops, and hordes of their own monsters leaves no doubt in anyones mind that this will be the mother of all wars.But you dont have a choice do you. You step out of the transcription pod, your arms bearing markings you remember as a child but on top of them are imposing numbers and letters that brings you to one sinking realization.You are a Combat clone.Join and fight for the Human Liberation Force, or die gloriously as so many did to buy humanity a single second from utter destruction.YOUR CALL SOLDIER. >>>>>>>ALRIGHT YOU BUMS WAKE THE FRAK UP. TODAY COULD BE YOUR LUCKY DAY- A DEPLOYMENT GROUP ON A TRAINING PLANET LOST TOO MANY BABY BADASSES TO THE BUGGERS AND YOU'LL BE THE BONER INDUCING NIGHTMARE TO SAVE THEM FROM THE BUGS.AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT ? ITS A GODDAMN BOOTCAMP SITE- MEANS YOU'LL GET TWICE THE SCHOOLING FOR HALF THE YELLING WITH AN ADDED SPICE OF DEATH ! NOW IF YOU'RE MAN OR LADYMAN ENOUGH TO EXIST I WANT A HOO RAH !
Really, we lost Axebeard. We need more men.
Reporting for duty and probable death, SIR!
Dead players can respawn here too.
>>13808835We can just reclone him. No problem.
"TIME TO FINISH THIS MISSION, MAGGOTS! MAYBE YOU'LL ALL GET FARTHER THIS TIME BEFORE GETTING CUT DOWN!NEW RECRUITS, IF YOU WANT IN THEN CHOOSE A CLASS, A NAME, AND A TRIPCODE. GET TO IT!"
SO WHAT IF I'M DEADI WON'T LET A LITTLE CASE OF BEING MORTALITY IMPAIRED PREVENT ME FROM SLAPPING YOUR SHIT
>>13808887I think I'm crying. The great badass of luck and wit has returned.
YOUR OBJECTIVES ARE:- Kill Dragon [if he appears]- Destroy All Hive entrances with explosives
Sir, remember the time I exploded those things, requesting permission to do that again sir.
>>13808932PERMISSION GRANTED, MAGGOT.
Roger resetting comm.
THREE RECRUITS HAVE RETURNED AND ANOTHER IS DROPPING IN. ARE THERE ANY MORE GIBBERING CLONE-SHAPED SACKS OF PROTOMASS OUT THERE WHO WANTS TO SHOW HOW BADASS THEY ARE?[TA] Axebeard [R2] Murray[S1] Ceebee[M1] Djierks
rolled 4 = 4Testing comms.
AXE BEARD. THAT TA TAG IS DISTURBING ME.ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULD RATHER BE SITTING UP HEREIN SPACEWITH ME.
10 MINUTES LEFT ! WHOEVER ISN'T A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO FIGHT SOME ROACHES ARE GOING TO HAVE PROBLEMS AT HOME.OH WAITYOU DONT HAVE ONE !
>>13808974HELL NO YOU CREEPY ROBOT SUMBITCHI'M GETTING SOME TANK DRIVING SPECIALIZATION TRAINING BEFORE I PUNCH MY WAY OUT OF THAT GLORIFIED FAX MACHINE
>>13808974AXEBEARD, HE'S ASKING IF YOU WANT TO REDEPLOY!SAY YES
>>13809061thanks.RETARDED NEWBIE, REPORTING.
Alright comms are up sir. All recruits fix onto this channel over.http://03.chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.Rizon.net&channel=%23skirmishquest(FYI Thats the chat)
[L1] Axebeard[R2] Murray[S1] Ceebee[M1] Djierks[E1] JenkinsHIVE ENTRANCES NEED BLOWIN' UP! GET IN HERE!
rolled 4, 8, 3 = 15test
SIR, JAMES DANFERD, REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.
>>13809104Another Riflebro, sweet. Try not to die to quickly alright.
[L1] Axebeard[R2] Murray[R3] Danferd[S1] Ceebee[M1] Djierks[E1] Jenkins
>>13809104DANFERD YOU LASTINLINE MOTHERFUCK SEEING A RIFLEMAN POP OUT TILL THE LAST SECOND GIVES ME HOPE THAT RAMBO MOTHERFUCKERS EXIST IN THIS BATCH !
Looks like we got a shortage of new Knights this time around. I'll fill in if needed.
IN FACTI WILL WAIT AN EXTRA 5 MINUTES TO SEE IF RAMBO MOTHERFUCKS EXIST IN THIS UNIT.
[L1] Axebeard[R2] Murray[R3] Danferd[S1] Ceebee[M1] Djierks[E1] Jenkins[F1] Pvt. Sondheim
Do I count ?
[L1] Axebeard[R2] Murray[R3] Danferd[R4]Ambo[S1] Ceebee[M1] Djierks[E1] Jenkins[F1] Pvt. Sondheim>>13809183WE'LL SEE! YOU'LL BE ON THE FIELD ANYWAY
>>13809202"Chill, dude. Your bad day is giving you bad vibes, dude."
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A NICE BATCH OF CLONES THIS TIME AROUND.AS A REMINDER:YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FRUIT-CUP WEARING THE TUTU? HIS NAME IS DRAGON.YOUR JOB IS TO FUCK HIS SHIT UP. REAL HARD.ALONG WITH BREAKING THOSE HIVE ENTRANCES. YEAH, DON'T FORGET TO DO THAT. PROTECT YOUR [M]; HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN PROBABLY ONE SHOT IT.DON'T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR ROLLS FOR YOUR ATTACKS AND CRAP. AND YES, HEALING NEEDS ROLLS, YOU MEDICS.LET ME HEAR A MOTHERFUCKING HO-AH FROM YOU RUNTS!
GOOD LORD IT SEEMS I WAS ASKING TOO MUCH IN THIS WORLD.I AM SO SORRY I KICKED MY NEIGHBORS' CAT TO THE MOON. I DO NOT DESERVE THIS !
>>13809235HO-MUTHER FUCKING RA COMMAND!
" . . . . "
>am I too late?
>>13809270Grey you skinny ass mother how you doing.
. . . . . . .Dropping units. Mission will begin.
[L1] Axebeard[R1] Grey[R2] Murray[R3] Danferd[R4]Ambo[S1] Ceebee[M1] Djierks[E1] Jenkins[F1] Pvt. Sondheim>>13809270>nope
Zelleck. Make the Final list.
rolled 3, 10, 3, 8, 8, 9, 6, 3, 4, 4 = 58A notice, until a feel for normal rolls is established again, Noko rolling is disallowed.
ACTION PHASE.Post actions during action phase. You have 20 minutes.Your Primary objective is to destroy the Roach Tunnel.Acquisition tanks in order to level the playing field.
"So, when are those reinforcements getting here."
>>13809498R1 FIX YOUR DAMN TRIP !
>>13809495"YOU'VE GOT A COUPLE OF REAVERS CLOSING IN ON YOUR COMMAND CENTER! I'D SUGGEST YOU GRAB A BITANK AND GET READY!"
"Alright guys, we got alot of things to do and not a lot of time to do it."Murray walks one hex south east, one hex north east.
rolled 6, 1 = 7"You better get moving or Dragon will burn you. Again.">MOVE 5 EAST>OVERWATCH NORTH
rolled 10, 2, 3 = 15>move 1NE 1N !NE>overwatch 3shot "great. . . first one out the door""uh. . . all units be advised lone roach last seen east at least two hexes of the tank hangar. . . "
>>13809498"Chill, dude. They come when they come.""For now, let's surf the comm and get that tank, yea?"> Move and Connect to/Hack into Node 8
rolled 5 = 5>>13809542Dice roll
I'm going to pray that the FOB is clear and...>Run 4 NW"GUTS AND GLORY, LADS!"
"I'm nervous">Move 2 NE
>>13809576THAT LITTLE FUCKER IS MINE
>SW NW SW NW>Overwatch W (SW if I have to pick a hex)
>>13809576"addendum: roach last seen near a corpse, likely a evolved into a reever. . . damn"
>>13809280MONKEYS FIX YOUR TRIPS AND TAGS SO YOU MATCH WHAT'S LISTED HERE.OTHERWISE, YOU'LL BE PROVIDING ACTIONS FOR A PERSON THAT ISN'T YOU.AND NOBODY LIKES THAT.BECAUSE IT'S CONFUSING AND RESULTS IN PEOPLE WALKING INTO BOMBS IN A COMBAT SITUATION.MAGGOTS!
>>13809576>>13809602"ADJUST YOUR TAGS, SOLDIERS!"
>>13809578"Oh, yesssh. I forgot, dudes. Here. Tactical corrections for this map."> AID, +1 to hit for allies in the same or surrounding hexes
>PUSH ANYONE IN RANGE WEST>MOVE WEST>PUSH ANYONE IN RANGE WEST>MOVE WESTHURRY DOWN THE RAMP YOU FAERIES, THE SOONER YOU GET ME INTO A TANK THE SOONER I CAN SLAP REAVER SHIT
rolled 10, 6, 4 = 20>move 2NE>move 1SE>Overwatch>Burst Fire at Bug>Face NE
>>13809665*winces at the pain in his ear*"damn. . . damn . . ., forgot to turn on that thingy again"
rolled 6 = 6>3 west>Aimed called shot at the reever's head at the ravine.
>>13809671>>13809683"YOUR TAGS. ADJUST THEM. CLONES ARE GOING TO START LOSING FINGERS IF THIS ISN'T CORRECTED."
Private Danferd takes one look at the reaver, turns to face his squad, and puts the barrel of his rifle in his mouth. He pulls the trigger, blood flying out of the back of his head and falling to the ground. His lifeless body falls, impacting with a dull thud.>Sorry guys, I'm not feeling it.
>>13809719>It's cool, hope you join us next time.DAMNIT MAGGOT, NEXT TIME YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TELL ME.I NEVER GET TO DETONATE HEADS, DAMMNIT!
rolled 3 = 3>>13809719"Well then, I'm covered in blood. Lets keep moving, we can't get held up here. COVER AXEBEARD TILL HE GETS TO THE TANK!"
>>13809719o_o>Jenkins whimpers a little and begins to shake
>>13809760>I'll look over the rules some more and try and come back next time I see one of these threads.
>>13809681Point of interest, you're [L1] until you actually get into a vehicle. That's why Zelleck and Walker keep yelling at you.>>13809671Same, [F1], except you're probably not going to hop into a BiTank
>>13809774"Get a hold of yourself man, we need to keep calm and carry on or where dead."
>>13809791http://www.mediafire.com/coltonzerospace>The "Janice Bible," or set of documents that includes all the rules and whatnot. It should be noted that it may be somewhat outdated on some of the particulars - but aside from that, it's pretty much the rulebook.>And no, we don't have a wiki. Probably because none of us have the knowledge/commitment to make one.
askdjflk i have to eat. someone bot me if i'm not back by 15 minutes into next round.
Enemy PhaseAmbo nearly kills a Reaver.Please distinguish from your East and Wests.
>>13809719"Well HoLEE shit! IF R3 HADN'T JUST KILLED HIMSELF, HE WOULD BE EXECUTED FOR DESTROYING FEDERATION MILITARY PROPERTY!"
"uh, R1 to TAs, requesting intel on reavers, over?"
>>13809830". . . oh damnit not again!"
>>13809839"Good thinking. Because I know what a Reaver can do I will give you this information. They are faster than you, but slower than a Roach. They have double the range compared to a Roach, can swipe at you and are able to destroy tanks.">4 Move; 2 Act; Range 2; Damage 2 AP and they attack more than one hex.
" You can't run, buddy. You can't. " >N2 1NW>Burst fire on retreating roach. [Highground]
>>13809938>They also have 5 Health.
rolled 4 = 4>SWx3>Proximity grenade 7xN (or as far north as possible if my range calculation is wrong)
>GRAB NW TANK WITH GAUNTLET AND PULL SELF ONTO TANK>ENTER TANK AND CLOSE HATCHKEEP FIRING ASSHOLES
rolled 10 = 10"OH Damit, time to double time it."Murray Runs three hexes north east, one hex south east, one hex north east.
rolled 6, 5, 8 = 19I have misplaced my fury.
rolled 4, 1, 8 = 13>move 3 W>overwatch W 3shot"hrm "
>>13809956AXEBEARD, FIX YOUR TAG SO THAT IT READS [L1] WHEN NOT IN A VEHICLE AND [(vehicledesignation)L1} WHEN YOU ARE!I START DETONATING PARTS OF YOU NEXT, STARTING WITH YOU BEARD!
>>13809927Jenkins closes his eyes for a second, takes a deep breath and wipes what's left of Danferd's brain pan from his person. He quickly realises he's been left behind and RUNS 6W out of the door in order to catch up with the rest of the clones"Oh, this has not started well."
"Watch those bugs, dudes. Keep 'em away from my buzz."> Hack Node 8 and 10 this phase
> From last game, ignore for nowDjierks: 3Grey:1Decade: 1Judanas: 1---------------------------Sgt. Wolf: 1
Hold on, I meant west, I'm a huge dumbshit please forgive me.
"Oh looky that. They jump. Why can't you leave me alone?!">RUN 5 WEST, 1 SOUTH-WEST and 4 SOUTH.
>Rolls, don't forget. Just about everything needs a roll, except for stuff like movement.
rolled 4 = 4NEW PLAN>Shoot the reaver
"uh, TAs? R1, r-requesting recon scan on area east of the tank hangar. j-just wanna make sure nothing's out there
>>13810088"For now son, just assume that there's something bad over there. If they decide to run over, they'd be lit up by the lights from the BiTanks.">Failed an off-screen TA support thing, so my intended support did not go through. Woo~
Action phase over.L1 is now in a Bitank [Bt1]E1bumps into a box labeled [Droids]
R2 - not E1. Apologies E1.You ran like the wind.
>>13810162AXEBEARD, THAT'S A BITANK, NOT A HOVERTANK. IT HAS LEGS, AND DOES NOT HOVER; HENCE, IT'S PREFIX IS "BI", NOT "HOVER." YOUR TAG SHOULD NOW BE [BtL1].STOMP SOME SHIT AND CHEW THOSE REAVERS UP, YEAH?
Murray looks at the crate and says,"What the fuck are these things?"
>>13810178FUCKING COMM TAGS HOW DO THEY WORK I AM ABOUT TO RE-ENACT STOMP THE YARD WITH BIG AND UGLY OVER THERE
rolled 10, 5, 4 = 19>move 2N 1NE>overwatch NE 3shot"uh. . . say again R2? can you examine it?"
>>13810195"[R2], those would be droids. Mechanical buddies who follow you around and imitate you. You run East, they run East. You start shooting at a bug, they start shooting at a bug. You get the idea, right?">>13810211JUST TO BE "SAFE" AXEBEARD, OPEN UP ON THOSE BUGS AND RELISH THE BLOODY BUG RAIN. PEW BOOM, MOTHERFUCKER!
>>13810275>ahh sunnavahhhhh!!! am I gnna get exploded now?
Action PhaseDragon has hijacked a Bitank.Proceed with superflouos caution.>S1 and>M1 gets a kill.
Bitanks stats .
>wanted to play in this>didn't see it because distracted with super bowl and was playing in the Black Company gamedamn.
rolled 4, 6, 2 = 12>Move1 East>Burstfire on reaver>Retreat 2 South.CONTACT ON THE STAIRS ! I NEED AT LEAST 3 GUNS ON THIS THING.AXEBEARD SEE IF YOU CAN FINISH WHAT I STARTED ON THAT POOR BASTARD.
rolled 5 = 5"R4mbo, Right side!">Shoot the reaver to our NE
"Alright little droid thing or whatever lets get out there.">Run six hexes west out of the control room
>>13810325> Not too late to sign up and get deployed midgame
>>13810325Drop Ins are welcome. Consult your nearest TA to be dropped
"Jenkins! You are in the way!">MOVE 2 SOUTH, 3 WEST.
rolled 6, 10, 3 = 19>move 3N 1NE>3shot closest reaver
rolled 4, 5 = 9>NEx2>proximity grenade N NE N NE
rolled 2, 6 = 8>CUE UP APPROPRIATE MUSIC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f1cwycSWq0>MOVE NORTH THREE WITH EARTHSHAKING STEPS>PAUSE TO PELVIC THRUST >FIRE AP SHELL AT REAVER AT RATING 8>FIRE SECOND AP SHELL AT REAVER AT RATING 8I AM AXEBEARD BEARDAXE AND YOU'VE JUST BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK
"Doo-do-doooooo~"> Move to PRONE> If there are any remaining unhacked node nearby (colors confuse me), hack it> If not, Hack far NorthWest node> If failed, Hack a second time, > If succeed, SCAN the surrounding area
rolled 2, 8 = 10>>13810535> According to Zelleck, I need rolls
rolled 10, 3 = 13> Rolls, if needed> Are these nodes actively guarded, anyway?
>>13810306Jenkins looks thoughtful for a second and suddenly remembers that he's holding something which allows him to manipulate GRAVITY ITSELF. He looks at the supply crates in the adjacent room and grins.>Move 3 EAST>Pull X Crate to JENKINS.>SEARCH CRATE
Enemy PhaseR4mboR1and S1 gets a kill
"a-all units be advised proximity grenade near stairs have not detonated!"
Action Phasexenoform movement detected.
"ALRIGHT TIME TO ARMOR UP ! ">RUN 6SW
"Okay doc, let's see how this goes...">Assume ze DaVinci stance.>Get tossed by [E1] to one of the circled hexes>CLIMB the wall up to level 3
rolled 5 + 2 = 7>>13810818"Okay, good luck and try not to die. I still haven't really worked out the controls on this thing">Move 3W>PUSH [S1]Ceebee to target
"Looks like I'm save for now."Wolf sits down and takes a deep breath."Remember to not to spread to far. You need to be able to support each other, but that should be a given anyway."
rolled 5, 5, 10 = 20>TROT NORTH 3>OVERWATCH NORTH WITH SPUN-UP VULCANGET THE RESIDENTIAL ZONE LOCKED DOWN LAST SCAN SHOWED ENEMY PRESENCE INSIDE
"Hey look what I found guys.">Walk two W>Overwatch North
"I'mma close this gate, for now. Looks like that's the best I can do from here."> MANIPULATE: Close gate> Crawl NW 2, maintaining Prone> AID adjacent allies
Axe Beard finds enemies ! ENEMY PHASE
"R2, E1 double time North, we'll try and take the residential building"
>>13811139"Sounds like a plan, right behind you."
>>13811139"Roger that, lets move."
>>13811170"Hey, wait. Have your robots throw me some robots before you go. No reason to pass up free firepower."
Action Phase.Dragon Has emerged. And pelted Molten FireBalls at the bitank. Bitank1 Vaporizes ! Axebeard uses the ejection seat to escape imminnent death !
>>13811170"Shit man, I didn't think of that! [R1], want some while i'm at it?"
>Run West to nearest bitank>Get in." Demoman, I suggest you take the further one ! "
rolled 1, 2, 9 = 12>>13811209FUCKING FUCK FUCKASSSSSSSSSSSSSS>EJECT, HOPEFULLY WITH A LANDING LOCATION POINTED OUT FOR FURTHER COMMANDS
rolled 4, 8, 2 = 14>>13811228>Jump 1NE >overwatch 3shot NW"Neg E1! I think I'm within dragon's kill range!""I'll try to suppress the roaches from here""I suggest to delay movement North but it's your call""uh, R1 to TAs requesting intel on dragon, over"
>>13811264You already ejected. Move from where you were sitting!
rolled 6, 10 = 16>>13811209"Guess he didn't hear me">PULL Drones from X-crate>PUSH Drones to [S1] CeeBee>Move 3N
"I'll try and back you up R1.">Run three N>Run three NE
rolled 3, 6, 4 = 13In order.>WHEN [E1] Jenkins gets drones to me, activate them.>IF Dragon is on the ground:>Shoot him at a -2 (+6 for height, -8 for being 17 hexes away.)>ELSE IF dragon is flying, Shoot the roaches to the north at standard rating."Sorry mate, but you know what they say. Be polite, be efficient, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
rolled 4 = 4>Scan [drA] Dragon
"... you don't see meeeeee..."> Crawl N2> SCRY Dragon (in range?)> SCAN strange stuff to the right of the burning area (cannon? gate?)
rolled 6, 8, 7 = 21>USE GAUNTLETS TO PULL SELF 4 EAST>USE GAUNTLETS TO PULL SELF 4 EAST>WALK 2 NEAS USUAL I WILL FUCK THIS FUCKING OBJECTIVE BY MYSELF
"Looks like Dragon decided to go on the offensive again. And are those Scarabs? Huh. They are. Scarabs to the West. They are bugs that shoot rocks at you.">Stay put.
>>13811431"what can I say? I bust tanks."
>>13811438"You are an allround killing machine. What are you getting punished for this time?"
>>13811470"You know how Domino was on the island when we got attacked. Yeah, walker seems to have hand enough of me busting him out of isolation. Honstly though if it wasn't for those *explative* attacking the island i would have called that a good move."
Enemy Phase.>Ambo is now BT2> Murray triggers a proximity mine. Proximity mines dont discriminate from friend or foe.>F1's scan is interrupted by explosions.Results of scry:Enemy [DRA1] Dragon3 ammo left, 2 hearts, and do 2ap damage\ Should target remain in visual- bonuses to hit will still apply.
"My legs, I....I.....can't feel meh legs."
>>13811523"Oh dears swee-THE BLOOD. I'MA COMIN' FOR YA, BUDDY">Jenkins begins to reach for his Polyprotein.
"Axebeard, is that you...... I can't feel, or see, meh legs man."
>>13811595WHERE WE'RE GOING WE WON'T NEED EYES TO SEEWHERE THE FUCK AM I ANYWAY
Action Phase-Dragon Immolates R1-R1 FIRES BACK with overwatch revenge ! -Dragon is woundedR1 burns to death-enemy droid reveals itself from the house.
There is also a fireball heading for CEEBEE
"~ooh. That tingles."> Crawl N2> Rescan object> SCRY Dragon
>SW SW NW NW>enter tank
>>13811675"Command, does CeeBee have time to jump one hex EAST?"
rolled 6, 9, 4, 10, 4, 9 = 42"I HAVE YOU COVERED DIJERK">DoubleVulcan those disrespecting clowns ! AAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH>If disrespecting clowns are still alive, walk on their shit> if dead, Move 3Lengths NE and park against the wall." CEEBEE ! JUMP INTO THE TANK IF YOU WANT TO LIVE !! "
ASSUMING THAT EXCLAMATION MARK IS YOUR SILLY BULLSHIT SHORTHAND FOR MY UNFORTUNATE DISABILITY IN CONTROLLING THE VOLUME OF MY VOICESTACK UP >USE GAUNTLET TO TRAVEL 4 NORTH>USE GAUNTLET TO TRAVEL 4 NORTH/NORTHWEST TO STOP BETWEEN DOOR AND WINDOW ON THE RIGHT SIDEHONEY I'M FUCKING HOMEEEE
rolled 9 = 9"It'll take more than you can throw to get me to back down, Dragon!"Ceebee will stand fast in the face of an enormous ball of instagib doom, and fire at dragon. (someone else do the rating, i don't even know anymore.)>SHOOT Dragon
rolled 2 = 2>scan residential area
rolled 1 = 1"OHGODFUCKSHITFLAPSWHEREDIDALLTHISFUCKCOMEFROM">RELOAD>IF [S1] CeeBee is NOT:>-Dead>-Standing on a Tank>THEN PULL [S1] Ceebee to Jenkins>ELSE: 2N 1NW>Pull [R2]Murray to Jenkins >+Heal [R2]Murray
"Welp. Looks like I'm in range. Have to amend that.">MOVE 3 EAST.
Dijerk is [Bt3].
>>13811705>>13811707No, i don't have time to do that. [S]nipers can either move or shoot, but not both. I jested that the restriction was killing me earlier. Now, it's literally killing me D:Oh well, this was a good run. And i get to die standing unflinchingly in the face of someone 15 levels higher than me :D
rolled 2 = 2<From the the Soap FilesPreliminary Studies on Bravo have revealed this much to me. Bravo is a complex and chaotic organism further study must be made to see how to further integrate into the Unit.>Thanks to all those that healped
rolled 3 = 3>Analyze [drA] Dragon
Psicomm Networks have become redundant. -S1 pulled away from firezone.-R2 healed-M1 is now Bt2ENEMY PHASE
Dragon now has 1 fire left.
rolled 5 = 5>Map wide Scan for hostile enemy units
>>13811947*Visibly stressed*"Well that was intense, how the fuck did we get through that? Maybe we can stay away from the deathwish strategems from now on, eh?"
rolled 10 = 10>hack/disrupt dragon's targeting"uh sir Axebeard sir?, be advised, possible mine placed at residential entrance"
R2E1E1 droidF1Destroyed.Action Phase.Killing dragon Will End the Mission.
rolled 2, 7, 3 = 12>Fire vulcan on any living scarabs>move 3 W>run 3 W
rolled 9, 4, 1, 10, 10, 4 = 38"CEEBEE ! FUCKING RUN BEHIND ME">NE 1LENGTH> DOUBLE VULCAN AT DRAGON."mmMMMMMHHHHHH!!!"
>>13812148Also, sure is nice being in this tank.
Dijerks>Running forfeits action.Perhaps you'd like to JUMP 3w instead.>>13812148
rolled 5 = 5>>13812105>POKE HEAD INTO WINDOW ON THE RIGHTGET OVER HERE FAGGOT>LAUNCH FIST OF FURY ONE AT ENEMY AND PULL INTO WALL BENEATH WINDOW>USE GAUNTLET TO PULL SELF 4NE UP STAIRS>WALK 2N
rolled 1 = 1>Climb up to this hex.>Attach [E] drone to me.>Order drone to shoot dragon.Also, for the love of god, someone kill those roaches before they circle around and gank me.
>>13812174>APPROPRIATE IMAGERY ATTACHED
rolled 7, 4, 1 = 12>>13812170I can't get to Dragon in time.>Fire vulcan on scarabs a second time, no move
rolled 4, 8, 7 = 19Also I believe I'm actually [Bt3], according to the map.
rolled 9 = 9>Analyze [drA] DragonThere seems to be a mysterious goop interfering with his rocket pack. It's probably from one of Walker's earlier punishment quick it should be easy to hit him!
Wolf whistles."Nice shot, Dragon. I'll get out of your way.">MOVE 3 EAST
Also,>reload if i can>If i can't reconfigure the E drone, yell at my S drone to shoot dragon instead.>If no drones can do anything, then throw my fucking rifle at him. I rolled a one, SOMETHING should happen.
Dragon Destroyed. By machine gun fire.Time Limit has expired.>4/5 Objectives completed.50% survival rate.10+ Cumulative kills.> Rating: B+Commander , please take care of the necessary arrangements to dub these new recruits into Bravo Force.
" Oh boy Dragon - That was a lot of fun ! Let's play war again some other time guys ! All my friends were glad they could participate ! "
>>13812401A fresh dragon pops out of the clone tube.There was no more pain, no heavy liver, fresh limbs and his MANDANA waiting for him."Man, it's almost like i planned this or some *explative*....Hey any time Domino" Dragon smiles as he puts the bandana on.Time to talk to the rookies....probably a few bridges to mend
well that was sufficiently awesome, however I still have no idea how to play. also, reading the map was fracking hard, handrawn is not exactly my speciality:(
As soon as the dragon burst into flames. The man inside the bitank relished the sight of seeing that same explosion once again.Ambo disappears as quickly as the celebrations came, leaving behind the protopoxy mask that served his purposes at the center of the seat. . . .
>>13812437who were you ?
Asdflakadj, why is the [S] class so *SLOW*!?
>>13812474they got changed to 3 spd very recently.
Ghost slings his rifle onto his back and climbs down the tower. He heads over to wait for the shuttle to arrive to carry them back to the O'Reilly.
>>13812474It's a sniper! also just because you can't move and shoot doesn't mean that you can't use that actionif you got to move, RUN. you won't use that action for anything anyway
>>13812468at various times: anonymous, anonymous and carl. wait hang on, no i was just lurking ever since the thread started :P
>>13812498>>13812494Can i get the latest codex, then? Because the one i'm using says 1 action -or- 2 move.
FUCKTHAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY
>>13812537if I was a woman, I would want your babies. if you are a woman, I'm not sure I want your babies...
>>13812517the OR refers to shooting, you can move (and use the action if it augments your movement like a run or jump) but you can't shoot or even overwatch if you do move.And yeah they used to be move 2, recently this was increased to 3
>>13812517See. That's your problem. You learn by doing, not by watching. Didn't you learn a job? You learned by doing it, right?
>>13808858>>13808907I would suggest reading these posts to get the gist of it. Essentially each class and character is identified by these symbols on the field. Different colored dudes indicate different factions. What then unfolds is a very projection-marker representation of a Warhammer skirmish.
>>13812347"Hmmm... not bad, not bad at all. I've seen better, and I've seen worse. They make the cut.""Sergeant Zelleck, get the rookies squared away and on the next transport to the O'Reilly. I'm sending a shuttle to pick up Domino - along with the new troopers.">>13812436Walker leaves the command room and heads to the Cloning Lab. Dragon's punishment wasn't over yet..."Hello, Dragon. You have fun playing tag?">Welcome to Bravo, rookies. You may all form a squad, if you wish, or join a pre-existing one at a later date.
>>13812562prettymuch what I picked up. got the source too, so I could probably give a game a go but I don't think I could read the map. takes practice I guess.
Advancement:Those that have hit 5 kills gets an upgrade.Those that hit 10 kills can apply for a Spec class.=====Soldiers who perform well on the field are also promoted to a higher rank. When you have rank, you can have the ability to lead squads and [bot] other players of your own squad.AxeBeard,Dijerk,Grey,Ambo [who has currently gone missing]MurrayJenkinsWould be among those who performed gallantly today. And is now given their respective names.
SQUAD MAXIMUM FUCKTRY NOT TO GET YOURSELVES KILLED LIKE PUSSIESIF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME I NEED TO PUNCH SOMEBODY UNTIL MY URGE TO KILL MY SUPERIOR OFFICERS SUBSIDES
rolled 6 = 6>>13811854->From the Soap FilesFurther investigation has revealed even more startling relationships within Bravo. As I delve further into their world i wonder if i will be able remain myself or if my sanity will be claimed by this devious web of intrigue.
>>13812667what in the, are you ma. . .. . .. . .. . .okay
Private AxeBeard has been promoted to Private First Class, and is the de facto squad leader of Squad Maximum Fuck (Squad MF).Squad MF to include all rookies that participated in this battle unless they want to pussy out and go join another squad.You all did pretty well, and I was very tempted to promote you all. Anyway, Squad MF will be given a Colossus and a Strider to use in future engagements.Meaning anyone in future games from Squad MF will have the option of taking these vehicles when they deploy.(I pay for them now, and never again until you wreck them.)Squad MF:PFC. AxeBeard,Pvt. Dijerk,Pvt. Grey,Pvt. Ambo [who has currently gone missing]Pvt. MurrayPvt. JenkinsPvt. SondheimPvt. DecadePvt. JudanasAnd anyone else that you remember that were part of your team and wasn't a vet.
>>13812579"Not bad, they're good guys. Really like that AxeBeard guy. Got a ton of balls for a pilot. The Knight seemed to have a good head on his sholders and the one rifle man is a natural born leader....not that i know much about thaaat."Dragon smiles"We on slightly better terms now that I walked around in slime and have been killed?"
"Man , watching you clones go through bootcamp takes me back. Too bad about that one guy that ran off- I ought to give him props for being able to kill you, eh DRAGON ? " Ender muses as he balances a large combat knife on his finger. Whistling an old nostalgic tune.
oh look ! Base class portraits !http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13752983/#13794554
>>13813283>Forgot the red line from Raven to Pidgeon.
rolled 9 = 9>>13812749-> Soap FilesThe latest addition to my studies comes from observing a comrade by the name of Hawkes. How he escaped my initial assessment, make me wonder if there any other units in Bravo hidden from me.