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    53 KB FLGS board-tan Quest 3: Quest harder Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)18:52 No.13522387  
    >After many hardships you finally started your own FLGS. You decided to share the place with /a/ and /co/. /k/ brought kittens and they escaped to the sub sub sub sub basement. Where sexual deviants like THAT GUY and David the Gnome lurk, and to make things worse, /d/ decided to join.

    >After convincing your first clients that this is a LARP, you along with the /fa/bard, the /k/ranger and the /x/orceress you venture into the weird, oddly dorfy depths of your FLGS

    Remember: your /k/ommando has one free headshot. You can check your journal and your inventory at any time.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)19:02 No.13522468
    Also, as a small treat I'll be uploading my Dragon Magazine collection. I have from #1 to 335 and the annuals, best of and all that. Requests accepted!
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)19:09 No.13522526
    Wait, who is David the Gnome? I knew /d/, THAT GUY, and the 2 cats were down there, but where did the gnome come from.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)19:18 No.13522614
    The information about why David the Gnome is on the sub sub basement is hidden somewhere. Find it and get a NAT20!

    More links, more links
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)19:21 No.13522651
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    The cave is cold, and runic inscriptions cover the walls. You hear disturbing echoes of laugther and... the cry of kittens...
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)19:30 No.13522737
    Oh, so he was one of /d/'s 3 targets, along with THAT GUY and the kittens? Seriously, that is the best I could find.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)19:31 No.13522749
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    >"This is damn weird boss. I don't recall indoor sky existed. Also, that damn purple is everywhere."

    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)19:33 No.13522763
    You are right, but not right enough. Think outside the box anon.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)19:34 No.13522776
    He was the one getting pegged by /d/ when we phoned her?
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)19:35 No.13522788
    You are still in the box.

    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)19:38 No.13522822
    Maybe, but she sure wasn't. ~badum tish

    Seriously, does he own the property the store is built on? Oh nevermind that shit, we need to save some kittens and seduce /x/tan.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)19:40 No.13522841
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    >Don't be silly, the owner is your friendly pimp landlord.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)19:42 No.13522854
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    >The screams! can't you hear the screams! HOpEless screams! It's like the last time! Arghhhhh!

    The clients wonder what's going on with her.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)19:52 No.13522924
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    This doesn't look well.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)19:58 No.13522986
    Come her down through the power of song, /fa/.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)20:02 No.13523018
    cunt punch it always works
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)20:04 No.13523028
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    >I shall sing you the song of my people!

    Roll for the perform skill of /fa/! He has a tough DC to beat!
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)20:04 No.13523030
    Bard song to calm her! Bard song to calm her!
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)20:05 No.13523041
    Only first result counts btw
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)20:05 No.13523044
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)20:05 No.13523047
    rolled 20 = 20

    Ah captcha eat my dice
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)20:06 No.13523057
    rolled 9 = 9

    Also moyherfuckink nat 20!
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)20:06 No.13523058
    I think he got it
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)20:06 No.13523059
    You lucky bastard.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)20:07 No.13523067
    rolled 13 = 13

    sorry I'm drunk
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)20:08 No.13523075
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    gah! just when I was going to bed...
    ahh, well... I'll just leave this here I guess...
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)20:10 No.13523091
    No, fuck you
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)20:12 No.13523105
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    rolled 4, 7, 3, 3, 5 = 22

    It was... beautiful. Like a choir of angels soothing your worries away... /x/ calms and her pain dissapears n a blissful song...

    >I-I did that?

    A seductress voice echoes...
    >Sure you did darling... I want to hear... more...


    /x/ relationship with /fa/ goes up (first d10)
    /fa/ relationship with /tg/ goes up (second d10)
    /d/ relationship with /fa/ goes up (third d10)
    ?? relationship with /fa/ goes up (fourth d10)
    ?? relationship with /fa/ goes down (fifth d10)
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)20:13 No.13523112
    rolled 2, 8, 2, 3, 6 = 21

    You got your NAT20 gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)20:15 No.13523126
    rolled 3 = 3

    Where did that voice come from? /d/?
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)20:15 No.13523130
    rolled 9 = 9

    >Look journal
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)20:26 No.13523245
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    >But you were late to the party! You missed the birth of Little David, Davey and Davvy! And all the fun we had with those three cats! Their hopeless screams made me SO hard...
    >> Alpharius 01/14/11(Fri)20:26 No.13523246
    Yeah, I don't think we have ever looked at that journal.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)20:30 No.13523280
    rolled 17 = 17

    Hi! /d/.. wait.. what are you doing?
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)20:32 No.13523304
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    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)20:37 No.13523364
    rolled 5 = 5

    What is /d/ up to?
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)20:40 No.13523380
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    >I think I have just become mother... or father, considering the seed was mine... Anyway! aren't they cute? They look so much like their late father David...
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)20:44 No.13523421
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    >Maybe this is the kind of change my life needed! Sex as reproduction! Who knew it could be so fullfiling! Maybe I should try to reproduce more often!
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)20:46 No.13523448
    damn! I forgot my links! More Dargon Magazine issues!

    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)20:54 No.13523529
    Well, that's horrific.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)21:02 No.13523616
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    >By the way, do you want to see the happy mothers of my three children? There they are!

    In a dark corner, crying, drown in hopelessness, lie three kittens, their bodies are teared apart but they still live...
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)21:06 No.13523648
    Oh god, mercy killing time
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)21:11 No.13523687
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    >No, please!
    /x/ runs to the kittens crying.

    >The poor things! There must be something we can do! Maybe in my spellbook...
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)21:12 No.13523705
    I endorse this plan wholeheartedly.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)21:15 No.13523730
    We should let /x/ do her thing. While she messes with forces beyond our mortal keen, we should pump /d/ for information on where THAT GUY is.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)21:19 No.13523762
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    >The lowly endowed fellow? Oh when he saw me... he wanted SO BAD to join the fun... I granted him his desire... see this little bony fellow? It's his child...

    >Right now he is resting... with the other two cats...
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)21:21 No.13523774
    derp, forgot my trip, also. More links!

    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)21:30 No.13523845
    > three kitten bodies
    > 2 cats, one THAT GUY
    So, in order to appease /x/, we have to let her heal a THAT GUY? Fine, whatever.

    Also, we should ask /d/ if she has seen anything else.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)21:36 No.13523897
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    /x/ doesn't know that. To her, it's just a cat.

    >Well, David's corpse is down there. He said something about being the last of his kind or something... anyway the poor thing is dead now. How sad.

    >Aside from that, this place it's empty. I like it. Actually... I'd like to rent it, if you don't mind...
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)21:59 No.13524131
    >Loot the gnome's corpse!
    >Rent out sub sub sub basement to a single mother!
    >Capitalism, HO!
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)22:06 No.13524235
    Earlier this week, /tg/ and /sp/ formed an alliance over our mutual hatred of /soc/, so I say we phone them over and have them get in on this.
    They've been wanting to play Blood Bowl with us.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)22:09 No.13524269
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    >How nice of you! of much are you charging?

    By the way /tg/. Quest is going kinda slow in replies, you ok with that? Or shall we resume another time?
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)22:10 No.13524284
    Just ended reading the thread. I like it.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)22:16 No.13524340
    (Whatever we pay + 20%, we won't even have to sell anything to make a profit)
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)22:18 No.13524352

    That's not fair to a single mother.

    20% + 15% of her porno vid earnings.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)22:22 No.13524390
    Just a few rules
    1. NO SLANEESH [cultists]
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)22:26 No.13524426
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)22:30 No.13524472
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    >Whatever we pay
    You realize you have never checked your contract. You ask /x/ to hand it to you.

    Mining in the cave, then you take the ore and the tool to the blacksmith (the one who lives near the orchard) and wait three days.
    I'm completely serious about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)22:32 No.13524494
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)22:34 No.13524511
    We should have in the contract that she can only have four tenants in the rental property --herself and her three "children". Also, the rent should be 500gold--as that seems to be the currency of this world-- a month, but tell her we'd be willing that down to 100gp if she promises not to rape us and anyone with the /tg/ Badge of Not Being Raped by /d/*.

    *10gp a badge, only available to employees of our store and members of our newsletter.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)22:41 No.13524568
    Bro! I've got something better! I've got a game that combines the best of football with the best of an Oakland Raiders party AT THE SAME TIME! You can even have female curlers as your cheerleaders, bro!
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)22:43 No.13524580
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    Upgrade to Orichalcum! No more shiny bulshit! Bitches dig the steel blue look!

    >/x/ gives you the contract, let's read...
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)22:47 No.13524611
    We aren't renting the property. We are renting the ground below the property. And if he has a problem, he can take it up with /k/'s free head shot, or /d/.

    > Feed me Seymour!
    >Yes /d/, but stop calling me Seymour.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)22:48 No.13524617
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    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)22:54 No.13524666
    "Come on over, man! The faster we teach people to play Blood Bowl, the faster we can get a league going here! That's right, the name of the game is BLOOD BOWL!"

    Before he comes over, make preparations to mold female curler cheerleader models. I have a feeling they will sell well.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)22:57 No.13524692
    /tg/ interrupted:
    >preparations to mold female curler cheerleader models
    -No materials on stock.
    -Untrained skill.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)23:03 No.13524759
    Fuck, that isn't good. Check the journal then, and use pictures printed on cardstock and the like for /sp/'s cheerleaders.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)23:04 No.13524773
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    >name soroped
    give them a break captcha, they are wasted.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)23:07 No.13524815
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    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)23:10 No.13524848
    Greet them. Tell them there is $10 cover charge, and send all of /sp/'s bros into the basement. Tell them there is beer and nachos and curling girls.

    Then act surprised when /d/ rapes them and/or the /sp/ bros beat the living hell out of the gang of neckbeards we've seemed to have left down there, larping.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)23:12 No.13524870
    so we are going back up, I assume? have you decide how much you will charge to /d/?
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)23:13 No.13524877
    Alright then, lets ask our party who knows how to make minis.

    And give them forewarning of the coming horde, and reassure them that I got this.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)23:14 No.13524896
    We also need a strict "no eldritch abominations during business hours" coupled with a "no abducting customers never to be seen alive again" clause. can't have the cops come looking for random assorted peasantry.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)23:19 No.13524962
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    /x/ seems.. very focused on whatever she is doing.
    /fa/ doesn't have any idea. Neither /k/ does.

    As for the LARPers... roll 1d20 and find out!
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)23:22 No.13524985
    rolled 5 = 5

    Alrighty then.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)23:22 No.13524989
    And a clause stating that our Landlord< here for known as "/d/'s plaything"> is exempt from all protections laid out in the contract. Also note that the pimp is really kinky and when he says "no", he really means "yes"; when he says "yes", he is really saying "do it till I bleed."

    The contract can not be renegotiated till /d/'s plaything dies or is otherwise unable to perform his duties as a landlord/pimp.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)23:25 No.13525008
    Which offer will you present to /d/?
    >12,000g plus 10% of your website earnings.
    >100g but keep the kinky sex down in office hours.

    Also, no kidnappings and no summonings and only you and your THREE children can live here.

    >captcha: polite start
    It's nice to see you playing too captcha.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)23:30 No.13525040
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    >Well... there is this otaku girl... she has a friend who gets her resin cast figurines... The guy is a loner, rages at everything and hates pretty much every single video game in existence. But he might get you something.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)23:35 No.13525084
    Keep that in mind, but the guy is probably just a middle man. Hold off on casting our own miniatures for now; it'd probably just bring GW legal down on us anyway.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)23:41 No.13525130
    12kg. Also, we're installed a large security door for emergencies.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)23:46 No.13525177
    Actually, sounds like /v/
    >otaku girlfriend
    >hates video games
    Ya, I bet it is /v/.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)23:51 No.13525211
    Oh fuck me, we are not about to rely on /v/ for stock in our store.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)23:53 No.13525231
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    >WHAT???? That's even more expensive than renting a place for a business! How you DARE! Have you forgotten how much you begged me to lose your virginity in high school!? You forgot you owe me one???

    Quick /tg/, roll diplomacy! the DC is fucking high!
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)23:56 No.13525250
    rolled 19 = 19

    Chill, /d/. The benefit you get with us is complete anonymity in the eyes of the law. Nobody knows you are here, and the 12,000 helps keep it that way.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/11(Fri)23:58 No.13525271
    This die roll with: "Just kidding. No, I'll offer the space for $500. However, if you agree to some extra terms, you can have it for $100."
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/14/11(Fri)23:59 No.13525281
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    Anonimity? I might... use that. Still, 12,000 is way more than I do with the website. Can we have it cut down to 5,000g the first months? I need to setup a new business then and I need it to prepare myself...
    >> Anonymous 01/15/11(Sat)00:04 No.13525322
    Fine by us. Part of said anonymity is keeping our nose out of your business; we didn't know that your profit margins were lower than the first quoted price.

    Oh, but one caveat. Whatever you do in your business, don't involve our customers in it without a written contract between you and them. That's all we ask.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/15/11(Sat)00:12 No.13525384
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    >Don't worry. I don't plan to deal with people from this country anyway. If you excuse me, I have to breastfed my children...

    /fa/ gains 2 ranks in perform(sing)
    /tg/ gains 1 skill point.
    /d/ relationship goes up by 1d10
    /x/ is still in trance.
    >> Anonymous 01/15/11(Sat)00:17 No.13525420
    rolled 2 = 2

    Well, lets look at the journal.

    Roll is for /d/ relationship.
    >> Anonymous 01/15/11(Sat)00:17 No.13525422
    rolled 2 = 2

    What are some skills we can sink that point into?
    >> Anonymous 01/15/11(Sat)00:20 No.13525442
    As a friend, we should ask why David and THAT GUY are cats
    >> Anonymous 01/15/11(Sat)00:20 No.13525445
    Uhh, is /x/ ok?
    >> Anonymous 01/15/11(Sat)00:22 No.13525468
    She is healing the raped cats/raising Cthulu. No biggie.
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    All the standard DnD skills. You can put modern skills in craft and perform.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/15/11(Sat)00:32 No.13525566
    forgot my trip, also:

    I'll be uploading the issues of Dragon magazine here.
    >> Anonymous 01/15/11(Sat)00:34 No.13525581
    So, /d/ has been going around polymorphing things into cats and then raping them. So, if two of the cats are David the Gnome and THAT GUY, then who was cat?
    >> Anonymous 01/15/11(Sat)00:35 No.13525589
    oh... god... mootles?
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/15/11(Sat)00:42 No.13525641
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    But David is not a cat... his corpse is there, I just grabbed his weels...
    >> Anonymous 01/15/11(Sat)01:40 No.13526132
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/15/11(Sat)01:44 No.13526156
    wheels, sorry
    >> Anonymous 01/15/11(Sat)01:53 No.13526221
    Just to make sure I understand everthing:
    -/d/ raped three cats
    -one of the cats IS a polymorphed THAT GUY
    -another was being used by David the Gnome to ride around
    -/d/ is now a mother to three nameless horrors from the ancient world and is plotting some sort of acension
    -and we are charging her $5000 dollars rent, but no damage deposit because she is a friend.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/15/11(Sat)01:56 No.13526252
    pretty much. More info here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13495863/
    >> Anonymous 01/15/11(Sat)03:14 No.13526869
    Landlord, I think it is time we close up shop and send this to the archives.
    >> Anonymous 01/15/11(Sat)03:23 No.13526932

    And it is done.
    >> Anonymous 01/15/11(Sat)03:39 No.13527060
    It seems, next session monday? Earlier would be a good idea.
    >> Landlord !9KcLB.Vx8I 01/15/11(Sat)03:43 No.13527128
    forgot my trip again. Again, uploading my dragon magazine collection here:


    I think everything should be up by the next session

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