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    9 KB Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:13 No.13488330  
    I'm gonna enjoy purging the unclean today I tell ya what. Nothing beats burning the heretic with clean efficient promethium.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:13 No.13488338
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    yahmanletmetellyabouttalkinboutgoinginand like, pew pew pew, andgoinaroundandinandpowandbangandlike kill the mutant.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:14 No.13488343
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    You are all FOOLS all the High Lords of Terra are secretly Chaos Cultists and they are keeping the Emperor alive so he can't reincarnate and stop their evil conspiracies. But when he gets free it'll be all Sco Sco Sco!
    >> Dantalaeon !!2TQS185pmIh 01/11/11(Tue)23:14 No.13488344
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:15 No.13488353
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    Awww common guys chaos isn't all that bad. I mean I would love to sing and dance with Cultist Chan and I bet Slanneesh could help even me talk to a woman without her fleeing in disgust...at least for a few minutes...<sip>
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:20 No.13488407

    In the Grimdark future, guys stand around drinking beer after work.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:22 No.13488438
    I hate you because it's so accurate.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:24 No.13488460
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    Bill, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told you after Lenore left you - not even Tzeentch and Slaanesh working in tandem could get you together with a woman that's not drunk or more diseased than a Daemonette of Nurgle for more than five minutes.

    And I'm saying that in the most optimistic way I can.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:26 No.13488477
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:26 No.13488482
    Dammit, I am going to work this into my next DH campaign. I don't know how, but I will.
    >> Alpharius 01/11/11(Tue)23:28 No.13488497
    Man, don't even diss on nurgle girls.
    They're so... warm. And loving.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:30 No.13488515
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    Promethium and promethium accessories.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:31 No.13488527
    Maternal, even?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:31 No.13488528
    Bobby's been telling me he wants to join the "Ultra Marines." *sigh* That boy ain't right.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:32 No.13488532

    I laughed hard
    >> Servant of the Emperor 01/11/11(Tue)23:33 No.13488544
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    >> tha/tg/uy 01/11/11(Tue)23:34 No.13488554
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    >mfw this thread
    I am immensely amused.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:34 No.13488561
    possibly the greatest crossover I've ever witnessed in the history of ever...I applaud you good sir
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:37 No.13488588
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    Stupid agro world hillbillies. You can enjoy dying on an imperial battlefield while I play golf at the Emperors private country club HAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:40 No.13488606
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    Dad! Did you know that Roboute Guilliman was the greatest tactician the Imperium ever saw. And that the Ultramarines are the best Space Marine Chapter ever. Can I join? Please please please!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:41 No.13488618

    >jaghatai khan.jpg
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:42 No.13488626

    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:43 No.13488637
    King of The Hill.......classic, Bravo.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:44 No.13488643
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    bwaah if Mr. Creed heard you talkin like that he'd have another heart attack!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:45 No.13488653
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    Hank I am being chosen to teach the new initiates the Eldar language! You know how lurang toe corgnal I am about teaching!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:46 No.13488662
    Guess again.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:48 No.13488686

    Ork would have been more appropriate, I apologize.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:49 No.13488694







    Tech Priest?


    .....but what would Hank be?
    >> Servant of the Emperor 01/11/11(Tue)23:49 No.13488699
    Hmmm, Would Joesph be a Half-ork?
    >> Servant of the Emperor 01/11/11(Tue)23:50 No.13488707
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    And i suppose Half-eldar is more fitting actually.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:51 No.13488712
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    I tell ya what old top a few more sweet trade deals with them filthy xenos and we'll be rollin in more demonette ta tas that you can shake a stick at WOOH WEE
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:53 No.13488731
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    First Slanneesh torn our worlds apart and then the white man..umm imperium came and took the galaxy. What is left for the great Eldar god Whima Tahnya?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:54 No.13488737
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:55 No.13488751
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    Great news everybody, I've just invented a way to get their voices out of Anon's head
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:57 No.13488769
    Hank, it's not like the old days when you could just exterminatus every planet in an entire subsector when one guy says a chaos god's name.

    There are rules and regulations now. Damn school board.
    >> Titanium Man 01/11/11(Tue)23:57 No.13488775


    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:57 No.13488776
    Oh god, Buck Strickland is a Rogue Trader?!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:58 No.13488780
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    Hank, it's not like the old days when you could just exterminatus every planet in an entire subsector when one guy says a chaos god's name.

    There are rules and regulations now. Damn school board.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:58 No.13488781
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    I don't think it's workin', Doc. Give it another try.
    >> Titanium Man 01/11/11(Tue)23:58 No.13488786


    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:58 No.13488790
    >>This Anon can now only read every line in Farnsworths voice
    Well played good sir...Well played...
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)23:59 No.13488798
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    Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such Exterminatus as....
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:00 No.13488806
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    Hmmm...Nurgle Donut auuuggghhh.
    >> Titanium Man 01/12/11(Wed)00:00 No.13488813

    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:02 No.13488831
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    Your planet got consumed by Chaos! HA HA
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:03 No.13488841
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    But I'm just a miner, I can't lead the Imperium of Man
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:03 No.13488847
    Troy McClure should totally play Ciaphas Cain
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:04 No.13488852
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    Quality thread brothers and sisters
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:04 No.13488853
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    Now all we need are a few space marines, and a LOT of luck.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:05 No.13488862
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    Leading the greatest empire in the galaxy is not without its challenges, but they are not impossible to overcome.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:05 No.13488863
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    Oh Puddin', don'tcha wanna stop all this warrin and spend the night revin' your Harley instead?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:07 No.13488888
    His voice actor was murdered by his wife, I believe. That's why the Troy McClure character was retired from the Simpsons.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:07 No.13488889
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    After I slay these gods of Chaos you will be next Aku!
    >> Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k 01/12/11(Wed)00:07 No.13488893
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    For Russ and the Allfather!"
    >> Titanium Man 01/12/11(Wed)00:09 No.13488900
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    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:09 No.13488901
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    Foolish Samurai, I am the gods of Chaos. And in time the Imperium will worship the name AKU!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:09 No.13488905
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    There's a Tyranid in my boot.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:10 No.13488910
    Feth you, you gakking fethface! i'm reporting that to Major Fething Rawne! we'll see if that 'ah ah'' holds!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:10 No.13488911
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    "Into the fires of battle, unto the anvil of War!"
    >> G. D. !!k1u7swmD0lH 01/12/11(Wed)00:10 No.13488912
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    "I got a chainsword!"
    "I got a laspistol!"

    "...I got a rock."
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:11 No.13488923
    Suck it up, newbie, or I'll run your ass up the flagpole and make the rest of you salute it.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:11 No.13488926
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    In '87, the Mechanicus released this, "Thor," their most accomplished titan. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Aquila Ignis," a titan so old and powerful, most armies on Kronus didn't take the time to notice it was just an arm.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:12 No.13488928
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    You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Emperor. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:12 No.13488929
    Rocks are not "free."
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:12 No.13488932
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    To the immaterium and BEYOND!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:13 No.13488943

    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:15 No.13488961
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    Bless me bagpipes, there are going to be some big changes around here!

    And I don't care how big this war is, I'm not buying guns for all of you!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:16 No.13488970
    and the green lightsaber is what bothered me the most.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:16 No.13488972
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    Maybe it isn't about just killing more heretics than the next guy, maybe its about going out there and having a glorious death for the Emperor.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:16 No.13488974
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    You filthy stupid human scum! you think you can match the might of the great God Tzeentch!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:17 No.13488993
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    Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
    These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl
    But Professor Plutonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction, Chemical X.

    Thus The Psyckerpuff Girls were born!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:19 No.13489004
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    He's an alpha level psyker!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:21 No.13489024
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:22 No.13489036

    You know you love it
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:23 No.13489050
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    You're a heretic, dammit, and I can prove it!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:23 No.13489051
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    Oh I come from a land, from a faraway space
    Where the caravan shuttles roam
    Where the war is immense
    And the fights are intense
    It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

    Imperium nights
    Like Imperium days
    More often than not
    Are hotter than hot
    In a lot of good ways
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:25 No.13489067
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    >> A Dead /co/mrade 01/12/11(Wed)00:26 No.13489069
    /co/ here

    You guys are Awesome
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:26 No.13489073
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    >>Roll Perils of the Warp
    >>Oh shit. OH SHIT!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:27 No.13489078
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:28 No.13489086
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    Holy Ork Boyz Batman!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:30 No.13489103
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    Have mercy, my Emprah, You know I am a righteous man. Of my virtue I am justly proud.

    Have mercy, my Emprah,
    You know I'm so much purer than
    The common, vulgar, heretical crowd!

    Then tell me, my Emprah
    Why I see her standing there,
    Why her ghosthelm's eyes still scorch my soul?

    I feel her, I see her!
    The sun caught in her spirit stones
    Is blazing in me out of all control!

    Like fire!
    This fire in my skin!
    This burning
    Is turning me to sin!

    It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! It is the Eldar girl, the Witch who set this flame!
    It's not my fault, It's Tzeentch's plan! He made foul xenos so much stronger than a man!

    Protect me, my Emprah! Don't let foul Taldeer cast her spell!
    Don't let heresy sear my flesh and bone!
    Destroy the Farseer! And let her feel Chaos's flames
    Or else let her be mine and mine alone!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:30 No.13489105
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    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:31 No.13489113
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    Leaves from the vine
    Falling so slow
    Like fragile tiny shells
    drifting in the foam

    Little soldier boy
    come marching home
    Brave soldier boy
    comes marching home
    >> thinatrez 01/12/11(Wed)00:31 No.13489114
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    I love you all you elegen/tg/entleman right now.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:31 No.13489126
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:32 No.13489133
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    [Guardsman]: Inquisitor Frollo, the Eldar witch has escaped.
    [Inquistor Frollo]: What?
    [Guardsman]: She's nowhere in the fortress...she's gone.
    [Inquisitor Frollo]: But how, I...nevermind! Get out, you idiot!
    I'll find her! I'll find her if I have to glass the entire system!

    Dark fire!
    Now Taldeer, it's your turn! Choose me or
    Your pyre!
    Be mine or you will BURN!

    Emprah's mercy on her...
    Emprah's mercy on me...
    But she will be mine or SHE WILL BURN!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:32 No.13489135
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    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:33 No.13489146

    I stole it from myself a year ago. I started a grimdark songwriting thread with this song.

    I have no more evidence than my word, I'm afraid.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:33 No.13489148
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    psst, buddy. I think you skipped a stanza there
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:33 No.13489149
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    I wish I could tell you that the Tau fought the good fight, and the Sisters let them be. I wish I could tell you that - but the 41st millenium is no fairy-tale. They never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - war consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, the Tau would show up with fresh losses. The Sisters kept at them - sometimes the Tau were able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for the Tau - that was their routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for them, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this millenium would have got the best of them.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:34 No.13489154
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    Thanks a lot /tg/. Now i need to go get a new brain cuz mine just bleed out of my ears.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:34 No.13489155
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    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:35 No.13489165
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    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:35 No.13489171
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    "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"

    "The same thing we do ever night, Pinky - purge filthy xenos in the name of the almighty Emperor of Mankind!"

    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:36 No.13489180
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    The minds of gods are not for mortals to know or to judge. Accept that Tzeentch has a place for all of us in his grand scheme, and be happy in the part you have to play.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:36 No.13489182
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    I am the Emperor of mankind and I approve of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:38 No.13489206

    So perfect!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:38 No.13489207
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    Brooklyn raaage!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:38 No.13489208
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    Commissar John Silver: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
    My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
    Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
    My boy why not consider a more challenging career?"

    Chorus: Hey ho ho!
    You'll see the galaxy!
    And you'll keep your species safe and sound
    By quelling heresy!
    Commissar Silver: True friendship and adventure aren't things we can live without
    Chorus: And when you're an Imperial Guardsmaaaaaaaan...
    Lt. Polis: That's what the job's about!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:39 No.13489218

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    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:42 No.13489255
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    "I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us.

    "...Its the Stay Puft Marshmallow Titan."
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:42 No.13489258
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    You can't handle the heresy!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:42 No.13489259
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    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:43 No.13489262
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    You know what they would do?

    They would come to my school with films...to show me how to protect myself....from a Tyranid FUCK hive fleet.



    But....there were the children....hiding safely under their desks.

    And I'm no idiot....I know the emperor preserves us and watches.....but don't tell me this shit.

    And I know that we will...NEVER....EVER....attack Chaos in it's territory.

    Because whenever we get data slates from recon on chaos forces it's always in black and red. It's not the slate....These people....are so evil....they have no color.

    And you don't FUCK with that kind of evil, our hands are full.

    The eye of terror is where the monkey from warlock of oz came from.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:44 No.13489277
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    I'm the best titan pilot in the whole galaxy, and don't you forget it star child.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:45 No.13489282
    I don't believe I have ever read a post so beautiful

    screencapped for posterity
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:46 No.13489293
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    Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Emprah
    Looking so down in the warps
    Every guy here'd love to be you, Emprah
    Even when taking your lumps
    There's no man alive as admired as you
    You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
    Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
    And it's not very hard to see why

    No one's slick as Emprah
    No one's quick as Emprah
    No one's pauldron's as incredibly thick as Emprah
    For there's no man no where half as manly
    Perfect, a pure paragon
    You can ask any Khorne, Tzeentch or Slanesh
    And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:46 No.13489294
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    Easy Come Easy Go Rogue Trader.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:46 No.13489296
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    A Khornate once questioned my orders.

    I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:46 No.13489300
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    Hail Space Marines, this is your old pal, Ciaphas Cain
    This is a song about a filthy xenos, NO this is a song about being happy
    That's right!
    It's the happy happy, joy joy song!

    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy joy

    I dont think your happy enough, thats right!
    I'll teach you to be happy!
    I'll teach your grandmother to suck on the back end of a chaingun!
    Now Space Marines, lets try it again...

    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy joy!

    Iff-in you ain`t the grandaddy of all liars!
    The little critters of nature...they dont know that they're ugly.
    Thats very funny! A Tau marrying a Ork!
    I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me!
    WHY didn't you believe me?

    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy, joy joy
    Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy, joy joy joyyyy!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:47 No.13489302
    Archive this!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:48 No.13489308
    I'm bumping this so it'll hopefully be around tomorrow when my friend and I get blazed off our asses.

    But to further iterate the point, SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS FOR THE LOVE OF THE EMPRAH!!!

    >pinatan Diamond.

    That's right, captcha. This thread is made of diamonds. Diamonds and win.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:50 No.13489313
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    This is Feral....bring me Valkyrie backup!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:51 No.13489327
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    I think this is what heresy feels like!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:51 No.13489328
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    The smoke fumes are always whiter
    In somebody else's world
    You dream about going up there
    But that is a big mistake
    Just look at the scum around you
    right here on the hive world floor
    Such murderous men surround you
    What more is you lookin' for?

    Under the hive
    Under the hive
    Darlin it's better
    Down where there's shelter
    take it from me
    Up in the sun they slave away
    while we be devotin;
    full time to scummin'
    Under the hive
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:53 No.13489338
    Demanding an archive and possible sticky.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:55 No.13489358
    Filthy fucking xeno shit, I'm going to butcher you in front of your children, and do worse to them.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:55 No.13489362
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    We've been immune to this chaos shit so far, but, well if I start to get overtaken by the warp, promise you'll shoot me.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:55 No.13489368
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    Our guest today is Ursarkar E. Creed and he will be talking about his liberation of the hiveworld thingy.
    Ursarkar E. Creed!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:56 No.13489373

    I went to Mars this year...pshh...let me tell ya...it's 22 days by warp....so if you have the opportunity....DON'T..

    You don't want to be on a ship for more than 8 days. 22 days is like a faith test that's out of control, you're locked in there, the psykers goin, wires sticking out....

    You wanna know what it's like on a barge for 22 days? Sit in a chair and have your Psyker friend concentrate on your head...DON'T STOP...DON'T FUCKING STOP.....then take a paper bag and put over your mouth...

    Who do you think designed, the seats on a barge? I THINK it's a servitor with no preparation to the machine spirit, who was really PISSED........LOOKS LIKE A CHAIR TO ME, WHAT ARE YOU BITCHING ABOUT?!

    Now they say mars is beautiful and I do not know.....Because after 22 hours in the warp...anything would have been beautiful......

    We could have ended up in the eye of terror and it could have been Khorne and Nurgle blowing each other.....and I would have been happy to see them......and I would have performed!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:56 No.13489375
    >This thread has been requested 1 times now.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:57 No.13489386
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    Forgot mah image.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)00:59 No.13489398
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    Let's get down to business - to defeat Horus.
    Did they send me eldar when I asked for men?
    You're the saddest bunch I've ever met
    But you can bet before we're through
    Mister, I'll make marines out of you

    Tranquil as the void
    But warpfire within
    Once you find your center
    You are sure to win
    You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
    And you haven't got a clue
    Somehow I'll make marines out of you

    Be marines
    We must be swift as a starship
    Be marines
    With all the force of the Emperor
    Be marines
    With all the strength of the Imperium
    Mysterious as the dark eldar moon

    Time is racing toward us till Horus arrives
    Heed my every order and you might survive
    You're unsuited for the rage of war
    So pack up, go home you're through
    How could I make marines out of you?
    >> YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!!! Random Chaos Space Marine 01/12/11(Wed)00:59 No.13489403
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    I feel the warp over taking me...IT IS A GOOD PAIN!

    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:00 No.13489408
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    Rev up those fryers because I sure am hungry!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:01 No.13489412
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    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:03 No.13489436
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    Da boss an' 'iz boyz stole the 'umies' nice toyz...
    An' dakka'd 'em back to dere 'omes...
    Da WAAGH be ours, an' by da powerz...
    Where we wan', we'll roam!

    All 'andz
    Build da bannaz 'igh!
    'Eave ho! Gitz and lootaz!
    Never say we die!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:04 No.13489447

    Two now
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:05 No.13489464
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    When I was young boy, I was conscripted for Imperial Guard. This tall man with hat, he thinks I'm an OOHHgryn!
    Then they assign me to "Heavy Weapons Team." Oh hahah, they called this a team! Little man, forget his name, he could barely carry ammunition! This Heavy Bolter is my weapon, her name is Helga. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200 year old explosive cartridges at, well I forget fire rate. Is old weapon, but very good at killing cowards. Commissar took new liking to my enthusiasm.
    Anyway, I was deployed to planet Typhon to fight bugs. Many were baby sized, and I cut through them like.. like baby butter. These big men on team, far from baby-men of Guard fought with us! Other heavy weapons man, Avitus, we shared MANY laughs at the xenos cowards and weaklings.
    Then I see ship falling from sky. It crashes in jungle not far from our position. I go to help, and meet nice doctor man! I remember his name. Gordian was best medicae I ever met, but it was short lived.
    As we wipe blood of our fists, we hear rustling in trees, and Lictor comes out of nowhere and stabs Gordian with scythe arm, and run away!
    I hold him in my arms and hear last breath.
    Was sad day.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:05 No.13489467
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    Sum 'ave died
    And sum are alive
    Ovvers will WAAAGH! still sum moar!
    Wiv ouah dakka at 'and
    An' a massiv warband
    Let out a mighty roar!

    WAAAGH, WAAAGH! 'Aul togevver!
    Build da bannaz 'igh!
    'Eave 'o, gitz and lootaz!
    Neva say we die!

    Da WAAAGH 'as been raised
    Took da boss a few dayz
    But we'll fight 'ard, fight on fer yearz!
    Ev'ry boy 'opes to get
    Lotz of 'umie 'eads
    Or at least a coupla earz!

    WAAAGH, WAAAGH! All togevver
    Build da bannaz 'igh!
    'Eave 'o, gitz and lootaz!
    Neva say we die!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:05 No.13489470
    We are all heroes; you and Boo and I. Hamsters and marines everywhere, rejoice!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:06 No.13489473
    Request an archive everyone!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:09 No.13489492
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    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:10 No.13489504
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    Are you serious? You don't know?

    Everybody knows you don't go full heretic.

    Check it out, Creed, predicts things, plans things. Changes the tide, doesn't change the war.

    Commissar Raeg, rage of the emperor, not blood lust.

    Commissar Fuklaw, angry yes, easy to aggrivate course, but he retired and cried over fallen comrades. That ain't blood lust heresy.

    He's a god damn retired war hero, you know any retired war heroes?

    You went full heresy man...NEVER GO FULL HERESY...You don't buy that?

    Ask Commander Boreale, remember? Went full heresy, emperor forsaken him.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:15 No.13489537
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    Rising up, back on my feet.
    Said my prayers, Paid my penance.
    Went the distance, now I'm back from defeat.
    A Cadian, and his will to survive.

    So many times, it happened too fast.
    I charge, with fervor, to glory.
    Dont lose your grip, on the lasgun in hand
    You must fight, for your kin to survive.

    Near the
    Eye of Terror
    Its the cream of the taint.
    Rising up to the challenge of the Traitors
    And their last known survivor
    Roars in anger at night.
    And he's steaming with rage in the Eeeeeye...of Terror.

    Face to face, out in the field.
    Bringing pain, staying frenzied.
    They stack the odds til they buckle and yield.
    For we slay with the skill to survive.


    Rising up, on the pile, I'm on top.
    Had their guts, splattered gory.
    Charged the distance, now, Im not gonna stop.
    A Cadian and his will to survive.

    Near the
    Eye of Terror
    Its the cream of the taint.
    Rising up to the challenge of the Traitors
    And their last known survivor
    Roars in anger at night.
    And he's seething in pain in the Eeeeeye...of Terror.

    The Eye of Terror (repeat until fade)
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:18 No.13489567
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    >> =][= Inquisitor Forge =][= !!F+jMe7rHwH9 01/12/11(Wed)01:19 No.13489568
    Bravo! you just had me and my fellow grey knights singing! 10,000 thrones to you my good man!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:19 No.13489574
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    The only way to get what you want is to become a daemon yourself.

    Can you do that?

    My dear, sweet human. That's what I do. It's what I live for.
    To help unfortunate mortals like yourself.
    Poor souls with no one else to turn to.

    I admit that in the past I've been chaotic
    They weren't kidding when they called me heretic
    But you'll find that nowadays
    I've mended all my ways
    Now I do my best to help mortals extra quick
    And how!
    And I fortunately know quite a bit of magic
    It's a talent that I always have possessed
    And dear mortal, please don't laugh
    I use it on behalf
    Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)

    Poor unfortunate souls
    In pain, in need
    This one longing to be stronger
    That one wants to rule the world
    And do I help them?
    Yes, indeed
    Those poor unfortunate souls
    So sad, so true
    They come flocking to the Eye of Terror
    Crying, "Help us, Tzeentch, please!"
    And I help them!
    Yes I do

    Now it's happened once or twice
    Someone couldn't pay the price
    And I'm afraid I had to drag ‘em through the warp
    Yes I've had the odd complaint
    But on the whole I've been a saint
    To those poor unfortunate souls

    Have we got a deal?

    If I become a daemon, I'll never be with my Emprah or comrades again.

    But you'll have your daemonette, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh.
    Oh, and there is one more thing.
    We haven't discussed the subject of payment.

    But I don't have-

    I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle!
    What I want from you is - your soul.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:20 No.13489584
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    But without my soul, how can I-

    You'll have your brains, your sharp physique.
    And don't underestimate the importance of first impressions, ha!

    The girls up there don't like a lot of freedom
    They think a man who’s soul’s free is a bore!
    Yet with the damned it's much preferred for damned not to have a choice
    And after all friend, what is total subservience?
    Come on, they're not all that impressed with your free will
    True gentlemen avoid it when little task
    But they dote and swoon and fawn
    On a damned sould who's withdrawn
    It's he without a soul who get’s what they ask

    Come on you poor unfortunate soul
    Go ahead!
    Reach your goal!
    I'm a very busy God now and I haven't got all day
    It won't cost much
    Just your soul!
    You poor unfortunate soul
    It's sad but true
    If you want to cross the bridge, my friend
    You've got the pay the toll
    Take a gulp and take a breath
    And go ahead and give up your soul
    Magnus, Ahriman, now I've got him, boys
    The boss is on a roll
    This poor unfortunate soul!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:21 No.13489591
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    Wake up in the morning feelin oh so pretty
    Grab my flamer, I'm out the door, I'm gunna burn this city
    Before I leave, take a drink, from a cup of re-caff
    'Cause when I blow this vile planet, I ain't comin back!

    I'm talking about Order of the Bloody Rose Rose
    With fleur de li on my clothes clothes
    I'm takin out all my foes foes.
    Takin a chimera out through the city
    And I ain't gunna show no pity
    Cause it's time to get down an gri-tty.

    Don't Stop! Make em drop!
    Witches gunna get burned up tonight
    Imma fight 'til they see the Throne's light
    Snap cock, load and lock, but the fire don't stop. No!

    Don't Stop! Make em drop!
    Mutants gunna get burned up tonight
    Imma fight 'til they see the Throne's light
    Snap cock, load and lock, but the fire don't stop. No!

    Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of gear
    Ain't got no thrones in my pocket but I'm already here
    And now the Eldar linin' up gettin' all kinds of temper
    But I kick em in the face, 'cause they don't worship teh Emperah!

    I'm talkin' about Tech-Priests gonin' ClunkClunk
    Hivers tryin' to touch my junk junk
    But they ain't gunna steal my trunk trunk

    So we go until our shells run out
    Or a wrap storm shut up down
    Warp storm shut us down, down
    Chaos shut us down!

    Don't Stop! Make em drop!
    Xenos gunna get burned up tonight
    Imma fight 'til they see the Throne's light
    Snap cock, load and lock, but the fire don't stop. No!

    Don't Stop! Make em drop!
    Chaos gunna get burned up tonight
    Imma fight 'til they see the Throne's light
    Snap cock, load and lock, but the fire don't stop. No!
    >> Dantalaeon !!2TQS185pmIh 01/12/11(Wed)01:21 No.13489592
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    Did I ever tell you 'bout the time my buddy Keith took on a Chaos Berserker? Chainblade wounds over 90% of his body!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:22 No.13489597
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    You build me up
    You break me down
    My heart, it pounds
    Yeah, you got me

    With my hands up
    You got me now
    I'm praying loud
    Yeah, you got me

    You build me up
    You break me down
    My heart, it pounds
    Yeah, you got me

    With my hands up
    Put your hands up
    Put your hands up

    No the party don't stop 'till I drop in!

    Don't Stop! Make em drop!
    Heretics gunna get burned up tonight
    Imma fight 'til they see the Throne's light
    Snap cock, load and lock, but the fire don't stop. No!

    Don't Stop! Make em drop!
    I just might get filled with holes tonight
    Imma fight 'till I see the Throne's light
    Snap cock, load and lock, but the fire don't stop. No!

    FOR THE EMPEROR! HAHAHAHahahahahaaaaaa
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:22 No.13489601
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    [Slaanesh]: Well now you say you've got some strange desires,
    I've heard that one about a thousand times
    But, darling, you're in luck, because your heart's fires,
    Well, let's say I don't think they are crimes!
    You got some power in your corner now
    I'll help you 'slong as I have your support
    I'll give drugs, women, great sex (and how!)
    See all you gotta do is call me "lord"
    And I'll say

    Oh Mr. Human, sir
    What will your pleasure be?
    Let me take your order, jot it down
    You ain't never had a god like me!
    No no no!

    Life is your bordello and
    I will waive your fee!
    Come on, whisper what it is you want,
    You ain't never had a god like me!

    Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service!
    You're the boss,
    The chosen one!
    Say what you wish!
    It's yours, true dish!
    How 'bout a little more heretical fun?

    Have some of column "A"
    Try all of column "B"!
    I'm in the mood to help you, dude!
    You ain't never had a god like me!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:23 No.13489612
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    Wah wah wah!
    Oh my!
    Wah wah wah!
    Oh no!
    Wah wah wah!
    My, my, my!

    Can your friends do this?
    Can your friends do that?
    Can your friends pull THIS
    Out their little hat?
    Can your friends go POOF!
    Well, looky here!
    Can your friends go Abracadabra, LET 'ER RIP
    And then get 'er ridin' your wargear?

    So doncha sit there, slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
    I'm here to answer all your midday prayers!
    You got me bona fide, certified!
    You got a god here for your chare d'affaires!
    I got a powerful urge to help you out
    So whatcha wish I really wanna know!
    You gotta list that's three miles long, no doubt
    And all ya gotta do is serve like so!

    Oh Mr. Human, sir, have a slut or two or three!
    I'm on the job, you big nabob
    You ain't never had a god, never had a god
    You ain't never had a god, never had a god
    You ain't never
    Had a

    You ain't never had a god like me! Hah!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:25 No.13489626
    if there was any question about the awesomeness of this thread....

    Grimdark Morgan Freeman answered them
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:26 No.13489633
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    I love kittens :D
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:27 No.13489645
    >Can your friends do this?
    >Can your friends do that?
    >Can your friends pull THIS Out their little hat?

    That is so fucking wrong sounding in this context
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:28 No.13489651
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    (Commissar): Yes! Yes! I am a Guard Lord Commissar!

    (Cultist): For he is a Guard Lord Commissar!

    (Guardsmen): For he is a Guard Lord Commissar

    (Commissar): And it is a glorious thing to be a Guard Lord Commissar!

    (Guardsmen): Hurrah for the Guard Lord Commissar! Hurrah for the Guard Lord Commissar!

    (Cultist): Hey! That’s the same as the warlord tune!

    I am the very model of a modern Guard Lord Commissar.
    I’ve executed traitors on battlefields both near and far.
    I know all the greatest battles from Cadia to Ultramar.
    And know that in the far future there exists only war!

    I’m very well acquainted with the guns of the Imperial Guard.
    From the lasgun all the way to the vanquisher of high regard.
    I’m quite good at the loading of a mortar with its own petard.
    (Petard…pe-tard…got it!)
    And it fills me with the greatest glee to see the enemy get bombard!

    (Guardsmen): It fills him with the greatest glee to see the enemy get bombard!
    It fills him with the greatest glee to see the enemy get bombard!
    It fills him with the greatest glee to see the enemy get bom-get bombard!

    (Commissar): I’m very good at sniffing out the merest hint of the coward.
    I promise you upon them I will be nothing less than hard.
    In short on battlefields both near and far
    I am the very model of a modern Guard Lord Commissar!

    (Guardsmen): In short on battlefields both near and far
    He is the very model of a modern Guard Lord Commissar!

    I know the tragic Heresy, of Horus and now Abbadon
    I’ve look in the eye the eldritch horror of a chaos spawn
    I’ve seen my fair share of warmasters drone on and on and on and on
    And given my fair share of beatings with a steel baton!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:29 No.13489663
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    I can tell the difference of every foul xeno Tau caste
    I know the strength by which all Orks are contrast
    I know a hormagaunt is terribly both strong and fast
    (Strong and fast? Strong and…yes!)
    And I know all the greatest ways to make your Leman Russ treads last!
    (Guardsmen): And he knows all the greatest ways to make your Leman Russ treads last! And he knows all the greatest ways to make your Leman Russ treads last!
    And he knows all the greatest ways to make your Leman Russ treads-Russ treads last!

    (Commissar): I can quickly field strip as lasgun in the darkest night
    I’ve never turned and run away from even the greatest fight
    In short on battlefields both near and far
    I am the very model of a modern Guard Lord Commissar!

    (Guardsmen): In short on battlefields both near and far
    He is the very model of a modern Guard Lord Commissar!

    In fact, when I know what is meant by “daemonhost” and “daemonborne”
    When I can tell at sight a Horror from a Bloodletter of Khorne
    When I know such maneuvers as Valkyrie Rush and Melta Spam
    And just how many Ogryns in to a Chimera you can cram!

    When I know the names of every Sister oubliette
    And never fall for the temptations of a daemonette
    My knowledge you could not fit on the greatest data diskette
    (Diskette? That’s a hard one…got it!)
    You know you’re dealing with the highest commissariat!

    (Guardsmen): You know you’re dealing with the highest commissariat!
    You know you’re dealing with the highest commissariat!
    You know you’re dealing with the highest commissar-commissariat!

    Though my knowledge of civilians has atrophied,
    It matters not when you’re forced to watch your comrades bleed.
    But still on battlefields both near and far
    I am the very model of a modern Guard Lord Commissar!

    (Guardsmen): But still on battlefields both near and far
    He is the very model of a modern Guard Lord Commissar!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:29 No.13489672
    >This thread.

    I came and started farting.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:30 No.13489677
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    Back when the world was younger
    The planet Earth was down on its luck
    And everywhere gigantic brutes
    called Techno Barbarians ran amok

    It was a nasty place
    There was a mess
    whereever you stepped
    Where chaos reigned and
    Power armoured men never slept

    And then along came Emprah
    He made Thunder Armor
    He battled
    Ground those suckers into dust
    They're dead
    And on his own kicked
    chaos in its tracks
    And that's the Ecclesiary truth
    The guy was too type A to just relax

    And that's the worlds first Marines
    Emprah tamed the globe
    while still in his youth
    Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble
    That's the Ecclesiary truth

    Terra life was neat and
    Smooth as sweet vermough
    Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble
    That's the Ecclesiary truth
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:34 No.13489721
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    The warp is...well, the Eye of Terror, even, it's complicated. VERY complicated.
    Most people look at the energies of Chaos from a religious perspective, but really it's more like a big BLOB of wibbly wobbly... evil spiky.. stuff.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:35 No.13489732
    Dear sweet baby jesus this thread needs archived at the speed of light.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:43 No.13489807
    "Primer" or "Codex" Truth would fit better.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:44 No.13489814
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    Terra is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those traitors and loyalists so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of the universe. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the space marines of one legion of this species on the valiantly distinguishable legion of some other geneseed, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.

    Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that humans have some privileged position in the Universe: are challenged by the failure of the Great Crusade. Our Emperor is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from Chaos.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:45 No.13489822



    We only need two more!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:46 No.13489835
    [Cadian:] I saw those ships smashed on the asteroids. How can this be?
    [Marine:] We saw but a fraction of the monster that is Chaos' army.
    [Cadian:] There can be no victory here. Why do you smile?
    [Marine:] Cadian, I've fought countless times, yet I've never met an adversary who could offer me what we Marines call a "Beautiful Death." I can only hope, with all of Chaos' warriors gathered against us that there might be one down there who's up to the task.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:47 No.13489845
    >> Dust !!HYW+eKmlfwf 01/12/11(Wed)01:49 No.13489870
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    It has been said that The Horus Heresy is a humbling and truly revealing experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant memory of our greatest failure. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the Imperium of Man, the only home we've ever known.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)01:52 No.13489891
    What about the tau empire High Lord Sagan? they shelter humans.
    >> Dust !!HYW+eKmlfwf 01/12/11(Wed)01:55 No.13489926
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    Every one of us is, in the cosmic perspective, precious. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:01 No.13489996
    Thanks for your request.
    It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
    This thread has been requested 7 times now.

    Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 13488330
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:05 No.13490021
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    I wake up every evening
    With runes written on my face
    And it never feels out of place.
    And you're still probably dyning
    At the golden thrones pace
    I wonder how bad that tastes

    When you see my face
    I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
    When I walk their way
    I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell

    Now where's your space marines love
    And where's the Imperial Guard
    Did they ever get you far?
    You never seemed so mad, love
    Never seen me fall so hard?
    Do you know where you are?

    Truth be told I miss you
    Truth be told I'm lying

    When you see my face
    I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
    When I walk their way
    I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
    If you find a man thats isn't damned and worships you
    Then he's a fool you're just as well hope it gives you hell
    Hope it gives you hell
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:06 No.13490036
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    Forever you'll be thinking to yourself
    Where did it all go wrong?
    But Chaos goes on and on

    Truth be told I miss you
    Truth be told I'm lying

    When you see my face
    I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
    When I walk their way
    I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
    If you find a man thats isn't damned and worships you
    Then he's a fool you're just as well hope it gives you hell

    Now you'll never see
    All my heresies
    You can take back your memories
    They're no good to me
    And here's all your lies
    If you look me in the mind
    With the dead, dead look
    That you wear so well

    When you see my face
    I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
    When I walk their way
    I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
    If you find a man thats isn't damned and worships you
    Then he's a fool you're just as well hope it gives you hell
    Hope it gives you hell

    When you see my face
    I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
    When I walk their way
    I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
    When you hear this song and they sing along well you'll never tell
    And you're the fool I've just as well I hope it gives you hell
    When you hear this song I hope that it will give you hell
    You can sing along I hope that it puts you through hell
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 01/12/11(Wed)02:06 No.13490037
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    Plauges and flies...Toxic muck,
    Oozing boils and dripping puss,
    Disease beneath me (OH!) Disease up above,
    Ooh you'll love my (ah-oh-ah) sickly love!

    I see the Materium, and all those healthy lives.
    I get 'em sick, wait for 'em about to die.
    They look to me, saying 'How do I survive?"
    All I require, is that they come and join my side.

    And what a family! We grow closer all the while.
    Then they leave then nest, spread the toxins mile by mile.
    I feel amazing, it's a special kind of love!
    A pestulent bond, connecting all of us.

    Filthy brown noxious clouds,
    Fill the land with dying crowds.
    Disease beneath me. (OH!) Disease up above.
    Ooh you'll get some (ah-Ah-AH!) sickly love!
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:06 No.13490038
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    you guys are nerds its all about world of warcraft
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:09 No.13490058
    People need to perform these. Probably Metal covers of these parody songs to be thematic with 40K.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:10 No.13490065
    say it while listening to Ill be missing you instrumentals lolool
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 01/12/11(Wed)02:12 No.13490081

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    Gentlemen, BEHOLD!

    >DAMMIT, WHAT SONG IS THAT? I can hear the song in my head, but I can't remember the name. . .
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:16 No.13490119
    TiK ToK. By Ke$ha.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:16 No.13490120


    Here you go
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:17 No.13490122
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    Brother-Captain Tanner: ...The Sons of Horus need to take Terra in one piece, and that's why they're here. That's why they won't use virus bombs anymore; and we won't either, not on our own soil. The whole damn thing's pretty conventional now. Who knows? Maybe next week will be chainswords.

    Guardsman Swayze: What started it?

    Tanner: I don't know. Toughest legion on the block, I guess. Sooner or later, they're gonna commit heresy.

    Swayze: What about the Ultramarines and the other legions?

    Tanner: Guess they figured some bullshit halfway across the galaxy was more important. All except the White Scars... but they won't last very long.

    Swayze: Well, who IS on our side?

    Tanner: Five thousand screaming Imperial Fists.

    Swayze: I thought there were ten thousand Imperial Fists...

    Tanner: There were. [Throws amasec on fire]
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 01/12/11(Wed)02:18 No.13490130

    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:20 No.13490153
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    I love you
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:24 No.13490192
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    What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm?

    Heresy. Resilient... highly contagious. Once heresy has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to eradicate. Heresy that is fully formed - fully understood - that sticks; right in there somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:26 No.13490208
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    Lord Marshal Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
    Guardsman Lance: What?
    Kilgore: Promethium, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of promethium in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for fifty hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' heretic body. The smell, you know that promethium smell, the whole hill. Smelled like. . . victory. Thank the Emperor this war is never gonna end. . .

    >NOW I remember. I HATE that song.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:28 No.13490225
    Has this been archived yet?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:29 No.13490231

    What song is this set to?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:29 No.13490235

    Yes, or at least it has the required votes
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:33 No.13490265
    Whiny bitching bitchfaced emos, the extra heresy edition.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:34 No.13490278

    Aw, come on its funny. Its some chaos cultist singing to the Emprah
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:35 No.13490293

    Honestly the starting version was Nurgle enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:36 No.13490309
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    Toxic Love.

    Sung by Tim Curry.

    In Ferngully.

    It was the only good part of the movie.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:36 No.13490311
    Disease is too many sylables, use plague.

    And swap use of Plague for disease)
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:46 No.13490428

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    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)02:54 No.13490542
    My minds not working right now so I can't write my own song but here we go, Theme Song of the Tyranids.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/11(Wed)03:03 No.13490638
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    For posterity's sake, friends.

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