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    6 KB Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)17:57 No.12869651  
    >The Second World War displaced tens of thousands of supernatural entities from Russia and Eastern Europe, many of whom fled west to the United States, Canada and Brazil. These entities often arrived as unregistered refugees, skirting immigration processes and flooding cities and rural areas. By 1953, the UN had received sufficient pressure from its member nations that a special subcommittee was established by the UN Commission on Human Rights to deal with the "monster problem". The Supernatural Refugee Board was charged with helping supernatural entities of all types integrate with human society. Nearly 60 years later, the organization's name has changed and its direct affiliation with the United Nations has ended, but its role remains the same. Today the Supernatural Registration Authority is responsible for tracking the birth/creation, movement, employment and death/transubstantiation of the world's supernatural entities. Our mission is the peaceful coexistence of all sentient species, and we will stop at nothing to achieve it.

    So what do you guys think of this agency... legitimate protection group for nonhumans, or just some big-brother monitoring organization? Personally, I dunno... they seem okay, but the fact their web-home is "monsterlicenses.com" kinda bugs me - makes it sound like they're selling pet breeding papers for dangerous creatures - not the wisest choice for a domain name.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)17:59 No.12869664
    I hope this ends up like Ugly Americans...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:00 No.12869677
    sip in hell

    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:02 No.12869708

    I do too.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:02 No.12869712
    >peaceful coexistence of all sentient species, and we will stop at nothing to achieve it.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:05 No.12869740
    This could either go the Ugly Americans route, where the creatures are out in the open, or the Hellboy route where they exist underground.

    Either way, it seems cool.
    >> Kate, dryad 11/20/10(Sat)18:08 No.12869781
    It's horrible! Of course it has nothing to do with "protection", it's just tracking and monitoring because someone is afraid of non-humans. Um, and getting an ugly website isn't going to help...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:13 No.12869838
    Personally, I'm wary about it... why do they need us ALL to register? I mean, some of the more predatory ones like vampires, demons, and zombies, yeah, keeping tabs on them are good ideas...

    ...but even unicorns, fey, and angels need registries? They're benevolent, not harmful... why would we need to monitor them? What's the SRA -really- up to with all this?

    Me, I don't care what they say, I'm not registering. My neighbors know I'm a centaur, they know and they don't care. Screw the SRA.

    >guills called
    Well, call Guills back, tell him I'll pay what he's owed when I get my next paycheck Wednesday.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:15 No.12869855
    Lucky you, Kate... they don't have Dryad listings, unless there's some kinda loophole putting you under the Fey group like they do the sylphs and undines...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:15 No.12869858
    please please please tell me this is a set up for an ARG. because that would be so fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:19 No.12869905
    >some of the more predatory ones like vampires

    Oh fuck you, I've been living with humans for centuries and have only ever killed in self defence.

    I mean, I drink animals' blood. I make sure my neighbors know what's up and that they can count on me if they need help or whatever.

    Let me guess, you think dragons eat nothing but young virgin women. Fucking racists.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:21 No.12869950
    Racist? Me? Nah bro, just speaking from experience, I guess. Not to many vamps I've heard of who can rein-in the blood-hunger enough to stick to just animals, so I guess I kinda projected a bit. Sorry, bro. No disrespect intended.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:24 No.12869984
    So it's like the Men in Black, but for ghosts and driders and stuff like that.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:29 No.12870045
    >implying it's like in a fictional movie

    aww, how cute.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:29 No.12870049
    >so I guess I kinda projected a bit. Sorry, bro. No disrespect intended.

    Yeah, alright, I might have overreacted. Hell anyone who lived through the crusades probably would have.

    But I want to clear up that most of us do not go around butchering humans, that's just stupid and insane. It is hard to see through the bloodlust sometimes, I will admit. A lot of us have agreements with humans, some service in exchange for blood.

    The predatory vampires? The ones always in the news? They're the minority, they're absolutely batshit and we hate them as much as everyone else.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:30 No.12870065
    You'll kill one day, freak, and when you do I'll be there with a stake and some holy water. You're lucky those limp-wrists at the UN let you live this long.
    >> Kate, dryad 11/20/10(Sat)18:32 No.12870090
    I was told to register under "Fey", but Sis said they don't have any authority over dryads or nymphs and just want an excuse to put us in the records. I guess we're lucky?

    What about you, have they called?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:32 No.12870093
    >stake and some holy water

    You ,uh, know it doesn't wo-

    Nevermind. Come at me bro, etc.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:33 No.12870102
    probably viral, but it's fun.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:34 No.12870116

    Ha ha, oh wow, etc.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:38 No.12870178
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:40 No.12870202
    Nah. Funny this was, I got changed sometime into the mid 90's (werewolf, BTW), and even though I registed at the local office, even though I'd moved since then and slacked-off on reregistering until recently, I haven't really gotten any calls about it aside from one asshole sending the cops a-calling when one of his pet chickens went missing...

    ...which wasn't my fault, mind you, it was a wild fox. Though how that guy could tell which clucker out of a dozen identical ones was missing, I have no clue.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:41 No.12870235
    I have to say I'm strongly against this. Registering myself like I'm some kind of weapon; an animal to be tagged and tracked?

    But I'm a wraith, so what the hell are they going to do anyway?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:47 No.12870297
    Bust out the proton packs, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:47 No.12870300
    What makes you think there's something they can't do? Part of their reason for registering it to protect others from dangerous members of supernal society... and evey groups has their darksides, even Ghosts.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:49 No.12870318
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    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:50 No.12870340
    I'm unsure. On one hand it sounds like it could totally go terribly terribly wrong in so many ways. Even leaving out the whole "they go totally genocidal and decide to get rid of everyone who let themselves be tracked" option what if someone *else* got a hold of the database? I mean, it's not like it's impossible. There's that one time the british government lost a huge bit of their health services database!

    On the other hand it is pretty handy. I mean, it's all sorts of useful data for statistics and making sure remains are properly handled is important! Some folks are ...y'know, infectious post mortem.

    I am... ambivalent. Middle of the road, unsure.

    "Wait and see" I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:51 No.12870343
    You know, I've heard they're using this to get rid of some of the more dangerous monsters, vampires and werewolves and stuff. I would never want my daughter to run into any of these monsters, and I feel a lot better knowing where they are.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:52 No.12870362
    Yeah I'm waiting for the news that some Vampire hunters hacked their servers or some shit. Probably going to kill their chances at getting new registers.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:53 No.12870366
    Yeah, I sure do feel safer knowing which of my neighbors are sex offenders.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:54 No.12870378
    >What makes you think there's something they can't do?

    Well, I'm a free spirit, I'm not tied down to a house or anything, so what is there really?

    But then again I haven't been following spiritual research as much as I should, is there something I should be worried about?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:55 No.12870388

    Ooh, good point. Would be seriously bad if one of those human-only groups like the Silver Flame Order got hold of the registry listings...

    Aw, dammit, another drunken angel on a "holy asshole" rant... When will someone teach these guys sacramental wine is symbolic, as in "not for normal consumption", and more importantly, still as alcoholic as normal wine?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:55 No.12870394

    I'd rather have a sex offender in my neighbourhood than a supernatural.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:56 No.12870406
    Exactly, atleast I can take down some perv with a bat, or call the police.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:58 No.12870422
    Hmmm there's no category for constructs.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:59 No.12870426
    >When will someone teach these guys sacramental wine is symbolic, as in "not for normal consumption", and more importantly, still as alcoholic as normal wine?

    Probably when someone teaches them not to show their true forms in public. It's been like ten thousand years and they still burn peoples' eyes out.
    >> Kate, dryad 11/20/10(Sat)18:59 No.12870432
    ...There might even be flamers in the SRA.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)18:59 No.12870433
    Why can't you call the police on a supernatural?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:00 No.12870448
    Oh, I bet the feykin working at the local grocery store to pay for her mother's medical bills, or the goblin scraping by on his skimpy paychecks from that thankless janitor shift at your office would just LOVE to hear you'd consider a pedophile or serial rapist more welcome in your home than them, you shitwad.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:01 No.12870456
    Yes, because let's forget the rights of the supernaturals who just want to live their lives and don't want to be on a nice convenient list if the state ever decides to do a mass purge, as states have proven themselves pretty fucking prone to doing in the past.

    The state only cares about your rights insofar as its politically useful to care. The second it's more useful to sell you to the wolves, they most certainly will.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:02 No.12870471
    Because, even today, a lot of police departments aren't equiped with anti-supernatural weapons. I guess it's a funding issue, they'd have to carry around truckloads of different ammo, charms, etc.

    The last time there was a major supernatural incident down here (albany, GA) they had to call in the national guard.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:02 No.12870473
    I just assumed this was an identity theft site for folks that take their WoD too seriously.

    >burniah yourself
    indeed capcha, indeed
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:02 No.12870482
    As scary a thought as that might be, I'd like to think they'd be extra-cautions about screening out potential hate-group members like them...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:03 No.12870484
    Seriously there's no constructs category guys.

    What do I do?

    Do I have to register or not?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:04 No.12870506

    I resemble that remark. :P

    We're not that bad, really.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:04 No.12870510
    You /do/ realize that while the whole SRA deal sounds pretty ominous, we're just trying to keep track of you guys.
    The databases are really just for statistics nowadays. I have in my 13 years only heard of ONE code alpha; some fledgling vamp went crazy up in Alaska.

    You are an important demographic and people want to know that you're thriving in your new habitats. I don't think anyone wants to see another pandemic like in 73...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:04 No.12870513
    Those Silver Flame assholes are just as bad as the fleabags and leechmouths. They're Some kind of ass-backward extremists. Yeah, they kill the monsters most of the time, but do you know what they do with angels when they find them? I want to get rid of these critters pretty bad, but there's a limit, guys.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:05 No.12870521
    I think they still consider you guys property. Like the fuckers have never heard of the 14th amendment.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:05 No.12870526
    Even so, what happens in the event of a major political shift? It wouldn't be the first time it's happened in a developed country. All it takes is the right disaster and you could very easily have a population screaming for the death of all supernaturals. Then you have a list with a whole mess of innocent individuals at the disposal of a government that will likely be all too happy to acquiesce to the populace's wishes.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)19:06 No.12870537
    You walk down the street and you jump up and down, causing a minor tremor.
    When they come to pick you up, put on yo troll face and say this:
    "Well,guess I was...rocking out.'
    Then walk away while puttin on yo sunglasses.
    >Burling mencessu
    Indeed, captcha, this construct seems to be a burly mencessu.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:07 No.12870546
    You know why that little bastard's a janitor at my office? Because they know better than to let him janitor at a school. Those things steal children all the time, watch the news.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:07 No.12870560
    You know how bureaucracy can be - they're probably just slow to include the category. They said they can't add a category unltil a significant number of folks request it, but once they do, I'm sure all the golems and such will be given "mandatory suggestions" to register as well.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:07 No.12870561
    >You /do/ realize that while the whole SRA deal sounds pretty ominous, we're just trying to keep track of you guys.

    The last time I heard something like this, WW2 happened. I hope you understand how hard it is for some of us, especially the longer lived, to accept.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:08 No.12870570
    That's a regional thing. Up here in Maryland you can get an Anti-Apparition Drop Squad on your front lawn in five minutes, guaranteed. All you have to do is dial 989.

    Now, five minutes is a long fucking time when there's a living shadow snacking on your wife, but there aren't usually very many incidents, simply because all the supernaturals know very well what will happen if they cause a fuss.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:08 No.12870572
    I can't wait until they amend the constitution to make sure you monsters can't hold office. NO VAMPIRE PRESIDENT. IT'S THE WHITE HOUSE, NOT THE RED HOUSE.

    Get real, you're property.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:09 No.12870576

    Wait I'm in the UK. Aren't we covered by the slave trade act of 1807 which makes trading in slaves illegal?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:09 No.12870586
    >Those things steal children all the time, watch the news.

    See? This is what I was talking about earlier, fucking racists who believe every little thing about non-humans.

    Some starving goblins eat a few children in the eight century and suddenly they're all horrible monsters.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)19:10 No.12870589
    We run a tight ship in Maryland.
    We have a few incidents with the crab folk tho. Get enough of us drunk and you will see us trying to throw entire families of them into a giant pot.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:10 No.12870592
    Oh, sorry, I have no idea, but I would imagine so.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:10 No.12870594
    I wasn't born until '82, and wasn't changed until '94... what happened in '73?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:10 No.12870595

    Actually my body is comprised of mostly titanium with some steel chainmail around the joints.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:10 No.12870599
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    Breaking News: A SRA office was truck bombed a few moments ago. The death total so far is 30
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)19:11 No.12870607
    Then I guess you can say you were too...
    Metal for them mother fuckers.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:11 No.12870609
    > can't wait until they amend the constitution to make sure you monsters can't hold office.

    There's five of us in the senate. Not fucking likely.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:11 No.12870613
    ah shit.... I am not going out today
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)19:12 No.12870630
    Redshell McPinch, is the honourable Crabfolk senator from Maryland.
    He even eats at crabfeasts with us, what a nice guy!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:13 No.12870636
    Suck-face turned like fifty people up near Nome, Alaska. Had to be cleared out. Real bloody, almost resulted in air strikes, on US soil. I'm surprised they didn't teach you in school.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:13 No.12870639

    Plus why would I want to damage public property?
    I mean that's just wrong.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:13 No.12870640
    White House? Funny how you're so worried about that when five vampires, three werewolves, and a zombie are solid and respected members of Congress, yet you saw no need to mention them.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:13 No.12870643
    No way a nonhuman did this, it's a false flag. I TOLD YOU PEOPLE THIS WAS COMING.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:14 No.12870644
    short version: weres with rabies
    originated in a ghetto outside Chicago and due to low levels of information on numbers and density of the were population managed to spread throughout the state with a few isolated incidents as far away as France
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:14 No.12870650
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    I am calling it now. The nazi vampires did it!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:16 No.12870672
    My parents are an interspecies marriage, I'm half-Ralkashas. Stones used to get thrown through the windows, people made life hell for me. But the SRA helped my family through all that, so fuck the haters.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:16 No.12870673

    You know the nazi vampires weren't actually that bad as far as folks go.

    You hear a lot of stories about them being evil and such but really? Most of them were just young men who wanted to protect their homeland. Their leaders were the crazy ones.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:16 No.12870677
    why do we let them live? WHY!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:16 No.12870679
    Nazi vampires. Nazi. Vampires. Do you really need any more proof that these pale bastards are out to destroy the world?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:17 No.12870680
    Man, fuck you, there's no way Rip was a part of this.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:17 No.12870681
    I must've been out when they covered that chapter - I had a few form-control problems back then, like most lycanthropes when got the change mid-puberty. Of course, I've since outgrown those problems.

    ...hey, I'm not proud of it, but I'm honest about it.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:17 No.12870682

    The slave trade act only prevents trading in slaves, I think you mean the Slavery Abolition Act 1833.

    Unfortunately however, the wording of the act means that it's application to supernaturals is a matter of some controversy:

    "and it is just and expedient that all such Persons should be manumitted and set free"

    The key word is "Persons" which in UK case-law has been ruled not to apply to constructs, zombies, ghosts and all such non-living entities.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:18 No.12870690
    Nazi humans. Nazi. Humans. Do you really need any more proof that these pale bastards are out to destroy the world?

    Remember: Adolf Hitler was all mortal.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:18 No.12870697
    >Nazi vampires. Nazi. Vampires. Do you really need any more proof that these pale bastards are out to destroy the world?

    Why would they do that? Kill their food? Stupid if you ask me.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:18 No.12870704
    Are you fucking serious? How old are you? Did the fucking Germans build you back then?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:19 No.12870715
    I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I and most fey I know are refusing to sign up for this shit. Just because I'm a nymph doesn't mean the government gets to treat me like some sort of weapon to keep track of. We deserve rights, too. I can understand maybe adding an option to the census to say how many supernaturals are living in each house, but individual registration? That's bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:19 No.12870722
    >Kill their food?

    oh shit nigga what are you doing YOU DON'T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT

    humans aren't food, vamps don't eat them okay?
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:20 No.12870727

    Really? I thought that British case law had come out in favour of the supernatural community.

    Although as a Construct of the People would I be regarded as a public utility or piece of infrastructure?

    I mean if anyone could claim to own me it would be the USSR but they're gone.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:20 No.12870731
    Yeah, and he was taken down by humans too. Pure, red-blooded American humans. We'd do just fine without the things that go bump in the night.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:21 No.12870747
    Like I said, property. Now get back in the garage.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:22 No.12870752
    It's still embarassing to think back at the one time I had a "spazz moment" in English class, shifted forms, and stuck my nose under Ms. Starelli's skirt to sniff her ass...

    ...though once I regained my human mindset and turned back, a few of my human friends said they were kinda jealous I got to do it and they didn't. Heheh.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:22 No.12870755
    I signed up back when this started. An act of goodwill, I guess. I thought things would be getting better, but they're just been harassing me for the past five decades. It's like every week, they come around looking for a corpse, human blood, and I keep telling them, I only drink from animals.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:22 No.12870758
    Actually, he was taken down by Soviet forces with extensive aid of construct soldiers.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:22 No.12870760
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    I've been stuck haunting a house for the past few decades. Thank the reaper for the recent development of the internet, I tell you what! I registered as soon as I saw this website existed. I figure that's what keeps getting put in my mailbox.

    Honestly, I don't fear any repercussions, but I want a legal avenue in case of arson or a broken window or something. It's not like I can just fix it myself, you know? And since I'm technically dead, it's a hard time finding work! I've been doing covert advertisements to keep my internet connection paid for. I know a lot of other undead are being a little paranoid about this, but it's not like hunters weren't always a threat. They have their own databases, what do they want a government one for?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:23 No.12870771
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    guys have you seen this man? If you do RUN! he will cut down any one if he thinks your not "pure"
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:23 No.12870774
    That's ridiculous. I'd file a complaint if I were you.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:23 No.12870776


    Forged in the Magnitogorsk steel mill and given life by Conclave of Soviet Magi to aid the people.

    During WW2 I fought on the Eastern front and aided whoever I could acting as a symbol of Soviet Ideals for those on the front lines ensuring not only that the brave men and women of the Red Army never forgot themselves but also ensuring the welfare of civilians we came across.

    After the war I came to Britain to aid in reconstruction and have generally wandered here ever since due to travel home being next to impossible.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:24 No.12870787
    A massive war started by humans? And ended by humans after millions of deaths? Sounds like you guys are the problem, not us.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:26 No.12870808

    Indeed. I remember watching as an old soviet soldier helped a wounded soviet half his age hoist the red flag over the city.

    The fall of fascism in Europe. Truly it was a privilege to have been present there.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:26 No.12870816
    I tried, for so long, about seven years back I just gave up and ran. It's surprising how easy it still is to make a new identity.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:27 No.12870825
    Typical liberal propaganda. Everyone knows the Russkies were too busy purging all the vamps and witches in Russia, they'd been doing it for 20 years.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:27 No.12870831
    The only adjective I can use for this is "cute". Like a child trying to coerce an adult into doing what it wants by badgering it with it's high pitched cries.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:28 No.12870839
    If you know the right people, definitely. But for some of us that's easier said than done- it's hard to move around, and people in the area learn to recognize you.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:28 No.12870843
    We all know the Vampire Illumati had more than their hand in it.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:28 No.12870845

    But I was there.

    Plus Berlin was firmly in the region of Germany secured by the Red Army.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:28 No.12870850
    I kind of wanted to be there, help out, you know? Bullets, bombs, mortars, none of that stuff does much to me. But a vamp going around killing humans, even in a war like that? Can you imagine the shitstorm?
    >> teka 11/20/10(Sat)19:28 No.12870852
    >Construct of The People
    >imagines Comrade Golem crouching in an undersized chair at Social Services office, waiting next to a wrinkled up grandmother.
    >complete with all the glorious hammered-steel muscles and painted-on overalls
    >slight pattern of corrosion and bolt holes where the ☭ was removed from the chest.

    >> general_heavy 11/20/10(Sat)19:29 No.12870862
    Ya he broke out of prison this morning. He killed three hundred guards in his escape! None of our weapons could kill him.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:30 No.12870874
    What you need to do is use that internet and get yourself a family. Show that you can be helpful, not hurtful. They'd never need a security system to stop burglars when they have you watching, ready to spook a thief and wake them up. And if they have kids, you could watch the little guy, keep him company, and get the family if he gets hurt.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:30 No.12870879
    >recognize you.

    Well, I did have to bribe a plastic surgeon to help me with that, and it took about seven tries, but all in all, relatively easy.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:31 No.12870888

    Oh no I do not claim any social services or anything. My needs are few and easily satisfied by what the people grateful for my aid give me. Even then I give most of what I receive to others.

    I did keep the hammer and sickle though. I keep it in the bag I carry things in.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:31 No.12870889
    They did that too. But I suppose you're going to deny the advance across eastern Europe that allowed the soviets (human ran) to purge millions of human citizens on a whim when they took several independent nations into the fold. Supernaturals seem to be a pretty minor problem if you look back on the scope of history.

    It wasn't supernaturals that instigated the famines in Russia, it wasn't supernaturals that performed the holocaust, it wasn't supernaturals that were responsible for the rape of nanking, etc.

    If you ask me, it should be we who rise up and put you under a close watch. We have eternity to keep our insanity in check, you frail little creatures seem to go mad at the drop of a hat and have caused great damage in doing so.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:32 No.12870909
    Wraith here.

    What he needs to do is get unbound, being chained to that shack in Ireland was fucking torture.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:32 No.12870910
    You see? YOU SEE? This is what we have to become to deal with monsters. This man is a good Christian, a fucking saint. I hope he puts each and every one of you monsters in the dirt.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:34 No.12870926
    Oh sweet Mother Moon, who the hell let one of those Silver Flame sympathists in here?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:34 No.12870929
    A monster of god is no different than any other monster.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:34 No.12870935
    What can I say? They're Commies. Just as bad as elves, in my opinion.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:34 No.12870938

    But that would be wrong. The benefit to the remaining people would not be enough to justify the wholesale slaughter of the entire supernatural community.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:34 No.12870939
    Your "good christian" is worse than most of them. HE TOOK AN RPG TO THE FACE, HE IS NOT HUMAN.

    When he gets done with the monsters, who do you think he'll decide is "unclean" next?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:35 No.12870942
    Unbinding is not easy. It requires many months of extensive therapy to relax the emotional attachments necessary to allow a ghost to leave.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:35 No.12870948
    Well, that would work if I were a poltergeist, but I'm a spectre. I can't just hide my appearance like that, and apparently it's pretty disturbing? I haven't been able to see myself in mirrors for quite a while. I still don't know if that's typical of spectres.

    Plus the banister is never NOT on fire, so, it's not really a draw for a 'family home'.

    Most people just don't want to bunk with the undead.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:35 No.12870949
    Name one advance provided by a supernatural.

    You may live long, but you do nothing with that life. Immortality is wasted on the immortal.
    >> general_heavy 11/20/10(Sat)19:36 No.12870951
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    bitch I am human also but you guys are also the problem! Also I just found out that Hellsing is going to join us to bring him down for for good.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:36 No.12870955
    You shut your whore mouth.
    God willing, the Muslims.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:36 No.12870961
    Because it was only the Communists that performed genocide against the native Americans, the Armenians, the jews, the gypsies, etc.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:36 No.12870963

    I was created to uphold the ideals of Marx. However the USSR became a creature of fascism. It gave only lip service to the teachings of Marx and Lenin instead preferring the honeyed words of Stalin who created a new oligarchy to replace the old and led our people down a dark path.

    If I had been able to return I would have killed him myself.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:37 No.12870971

    Brought to life by magic - Price: Madness
    Insteeled (lol) with communist ideals - Price: Several Instructor's salary for a year

    Allowing me to bring Warforged into my modern Campeign?

    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:38 No.12870983
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    >You shut your whore mouth.

    Say that to my face fucker, not online and see what happens.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:38 No.12870987
    >Name one advance provided by a supernatural.

    To humans? Can't think of one off the top of my head. Probably because you keep trying to shoot it off.

    Seriously, why would we help you when you continually try to murder us?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:39 No.12871000
    Foreign involvement? This is the start, America, this is where it starts. Pretty soon every Supernatural and Post-human organization from every foreign power is going to be making excuses to come over here and do our job for us. You monsters want to be afraid? Wait until those sword swinging weirdos from Japan are taking your heads off, or those Chinese come after your dongs.

    >captcha: SOURCE: pencront
    Pencront, your outlet for truth. Human, American, Pencront.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:40 No.12871006
    Do I need to start listing atrocities and genocides performed at the hands of humans?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:40 No.12871007
    Because you leech off our civilizations, that we built.

    Build your own and leave us alone. We don't want your kind around, we'd have though you'd have gotten the message.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:40 No.12871013
    wait wait wait Hellsing!?! those fuckers use a vampire to kill vampires! Alucard is a traitor to his own kind
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:40 No.12871015

    Shit they scare me almost as much as the other guy.

    You know who they have bound to their service right? The fucking progenitor himself. Those batshit vamps I was talking about? Yeah...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:41 No.12871020
    The vampires Alucard kills are a shame to vampire-kind anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:41 No.12871025
    >that we built.


    You've done nothing but murder and steal from us and DARE call us leaches?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:42 No.12871033
    Only because he's forced to, way I hear it.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:42 No.12871037

    This Hellsing group are a genuinely disturbing group. I recall seeing the results of their handiwork in the war.

    An entire village burned to the ground. None spared. Even the earth was salted.

    If any deserves the title of monster it is they.
    >> general_heavy 11/20/10(Sat)19:43 No.12871049
    Its not my choice it came from the top... I have to follow orders And yes Alucard is going to lead there forces
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:43 No.12871050

    Hey now there's no need for this.

    We all live on the same land and it is our responsibility and obligation to not only get along but to help each other.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:43 No.12871051
    There was no vampire before man. We were first, you drain our blood and our civilizations. This is our land.

    The rest of you are no better. Savages that build nothing, provide nothing, do nothing, are nothing.

    One day you will be burnt from this land. One day.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:44 No.12871058
    >sword swinging weirdos from Japa

    Kid, I've eaten katanas. They're disgusting shit, but I've done it.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:44 No.12871060
    We're part of your civilization. Most supernaturals are ordinary people working ordinary jobs. But hey, you want contribution to society? How about the inclusion of construct soldiers that can fight tirelessly and need no food or supplies? Those would have been utterly impossible with magic. How about advanced medical treatments relying on the infusion of vampiric vitae? How about the fact that there hasn't been a single werewolf rejected from special forces duty? How about the fact that most anti-supernatural units are either completely composed of or make use of supernaturals to protect you against the creatures that DO actually want to do you and your family harm?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:44 No.12871065
    Good. We can kill him when he gets done with the religious nut.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:45 No.12871070

    There is no need for this hate of others.

    Only by coming together and uniting as one people can we move forward to a better tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:46 No.12871083
    >there was no vampire before man.
    there were no HUMAN vampires, we can trace our ancesters as far back as you can. Longer, actually, because some of them are still alive.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:46 No.12871087
    In Hellsing's defense, they don't deal with ordinary supernaturals. These guys aren't the glorified SWAT of police department anti-supernatural units. Also, the really bloody stuff doesn't start until they need to bring Alucard in. Most of the time, it's pretty basic military operation. What you saw was the worst of a bad time for them.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:47 No.12871099
    >How about the inclusion of construct soldiers
    Created by humans.
    >How about advanced medical treatments relying on the infusion of vampiric vitae?
    Save a life so it can be ruined? I don't think so.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:47 No.12871105
    I dated a Banshee once.

    I am deaf now.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:47 No.12871106
    While you're at it, why don't you kill Cthulhu too? I wouldn't recommend trying to kill Alucard. Just accept that he's bound and he's somewhat contented in his work.
    >> general_heavy 11/20/10(Sat)19:48 No.12871118
    but if he try to do anything funny. We will have a black ops team storm there compound in the uk. and we will take no prisoners
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:48 No.12871125
    >Created by humans.

    Fucking horseshit. You trying to tell me those 15k year old constructs unearth were made by humans who barely understood agriculture.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:49 No.12871126
    This is cute. Did your sire tell you this? Next you're gonna tell me about the vampires they had on Noah's Ark.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:49 No.12871134
    Amidst all the rage and quarrel, one person gets it.

    We nonhumans might not be at the forefront of history books, like most of the human heroes and villains of days past might be, but we still have our contributions, big and small.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:49 No.12871137
    >Created by humans.

    Mages, supernaturals. Construct soldiers would be utterly impossible without supernaturals.

    >Save a life so it can be ruined? I don't think so.

    You don't know much about such medical treatments. It's perfectly possible to treat the resulting ghoul symptoms afterwards, but the increase in fortitude and healing capabilities from the infusion of vitae has made it possible to survive injuries that would have been a sure bet to killing you 20 years ago. The field is making strides in treating many conditions thought utterly incurable. Especially when work is combined in the fields of thaumatological healing.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:49 No.12871140
    If Alucard can't cross water, wtf happens if he is immersed in water?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:50 No.12871144
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    the world needs more people like this guy
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:50 No.12871146
    they are going to get destroyed!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:50 No.12871147
    The fey were before us though... well us. I was human for a long time, anyway. We destroyed their kinngdoms, took them over and murdered their kind.
    Do not deceive yourself. Humans are monsters to. For an example, I used to be a crusader for a while (this was after I'd died and turned into a spectral horseman) and the things I saw in the first crusade destroyed my hopes of peace amongst humans.

    Even these days... In England, around the 19th century I spent twenty years in a sanitorium, a place where you treat your own kind wih nothing short of torture. Humans are evil
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:51 No.12871155
    You people don't learn do you? Some supernaturals are simply at a level above you. You need to accept that.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:51 No.12871156
    Then who built them? Did a werewolf paw it together? Did a vampire bite the metal into a MAN-SHAPED thing?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:52 No.12871173
    Race traitor.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:53 No.12871185

    As I understand it the first constructs were made by the fey.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:53 No.12871191
    There are ancient supernaturals that are well beyond our ken.

    That is not dead which can eternal lie.
    And with strange aeons even death may die.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:54 No.12871197
    You know as well as I do there are very few records from that time. It's not clear who made who. The only reason we even know as much as we do about Egypt and other early civilizations is because they carved their records in stone. Everyone else was using clay or something.
    >> HDA 11/20/10(Sat)19:54 No.12871198
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    >Kill Cthulhu

    Why would we do that? He works for us.

    Pic related: Just one of the many hires he's sent our way!
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)19:54 No.12871205
    They were made by the First Race of Man, before the fall of Atlantis, just as the first religion was founded in the name of Leviathan. You guys really should read the -real- history books.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:55 No.12871212
    You really think vampires and werewolves are the only supernaturals? Fey can build constructs with no problem at all. And we've been around a lot longer than humans. You monsters steal our land, force us into the hills and dare to threaten us for poisoning your society built on the torture of others. It's disgusting, everything about humans is repulsive.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:55 No.12871217

    Well I guess that makes sense.

    Ancient history isn't my strong suit. Now if you want a discussion on ethics, Marxism, socialism or Lenin then I'm your golem.
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)19:56 No.12871220
    Ahhahaha, typical centrist "Liberal" feel-good bullshit. "Oh, I'm fine with the 'good ones' moving into my neighborhood, but keep the 'bad ones' away from me!" You might as well be a Southerner 50 years ago talking about black people. Liberty for all sentient entities!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:56 No.12871221
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    You know, ever since people found out dwarves really were supernaturals, I've been getting a lot of hate around the office.

    Edit: Wow, really should have read the thread before I stepped in.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:56 No.12871226
    For all the epithets they give us... "monster"... "inhuman"... "demonic"... I say humans themselves can carry these same titles.

    Look inside. We supernaturals are no more the unholy demons than you are the incorruptible angels. No black, no white, only various greys.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:57 No.12871232
    You see, my friends, this is their thinking. You want to know why we need to distrust them? Why they've never made any achievements themselves, instead of leeching off of ours? It's because they see us as slaves and cattle. WE build the nations, and what do they do? Weasal their way in and act like they belong. And before you know it, they're running out cities, our schools, our businesses. There are even supernaturals in Congress, ladies and gentlemen. How long? I want to know, how long, before they decide our way of life, that has put us at the top of the food chain, is no longer necessary, and they decide it's time America had some kind of Vampire king, or a walking tree for an emperor. I say no more. I say we pass a bill, and we kick these ghouls and ghosts out of our pure America, once and for all.

    Pencront, your outlet for truth. Human, American, Pencront.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:57 No.12871233

    Hey now theres no need for that.

    Yes mistakes have been made in the past but that doesn't mean a grudge should be held. No good can come of it. Instead you should focus on reconciliation. Help each other.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:57 No.12871237
    Heh, I wrote some of those "real" history books.

    I honestly never thought they'd take it so seriously.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:57 No.12871245
    There is no supernatural force that we can not crush together. Power in numbers.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:59 No.12871262
    >It's because they see us as slaves and cattle. WE build the nations, and what do they do? Weasal their way in and act like they belong. And before you know it, they're running out cities, our schools, our businesses.

    But a lot of us *were* human, we did contribute, we paid our dues, and now that we're not human we're paying even more. This isn't right and you know it.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)19:59 No.12871263

    Typical Americans...

    But really such divisive behaviour isn't going to do the people any good. The only ones who will benefit from it are your leaders.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:59 No.12871267
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    .....daddy?! Where did you get that?!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:59 No.12871268
    I think you need more iron in your diet.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)19:59 No.12871271
    >lecturing on torture
    Now don't be humble. You guys wrote the book on sadism, torture and causing insanity. We ain't got shit on you.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:00 No.12871281
    It will happen a lot faster if you keep badgering a bunch of power entities to the point that they might consider unifying against a common enemy. We need to befriend them and accept the valuable contributions such beings can make to our society. The supernaturals aren't out to kill us, it's us that are out to kill them and in many cases, they have been the only thing holding back the entities beyond time and space that do view as playthings to be used.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:00 No.12871285
    >incorruptible angels

    I -am- and incorruptible angel, and you're all going to burn.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:01 No.12871295
    I'm sorry, but an entire elite force from the vatican went against him when that whackjob sacked london. You haven't got a hope.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:01 No.12871300
    I thought maybe the Supernatural Registration Authority would be different, but I went and waited in their office for two weeks and no one came to help me.

    Life's never easy when your a shadow...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:02 No.12871310
    So guys, a family of Werewolves moved next door to me.

    Now I don't want to see intolerant, but every full moon I can't get a wink of sleep. The howling. How do I politely tell them this?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:02 No.12871315
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    God DAMNIT people.

    God damn it. Why you always gotta start shit?

    The SRA is here for your protection. Yes, supernaturals, you do need goddamn protection.

    When you register for a new residence, people get told. Police. Clergy. Morticians. Every year at least a dozen stupid fucking spirits of one kind or another get banished 'cause they decided to haunt a house in bumblefuck nowhere where Rev. Racist & Co notice they're not on the registry, so they can be exorcised without us knowing about it.

    You, fucking fae. Say you decide to hibernate for a decade or three. Sounds good, right? But then a neighbor stumbles across your "corpse," thinks you're dead and before you know it you're in a morgue being autopsied with IRON SCALPELS, because YOU didn't fucking REGISTER so we can TELL HIM NOT TO DO THAT.

    If an uber-religious human moves in next to another human, it's annoying. When he moves in next to a vampire, it's downright dangerous. And unless you're REGISTERED beforehand, we aren't allowed to provide funds to help you move.

    Come the fuck on, people. Out there you'll find ignorant dipshits and racist pricks everywhere you look. We understand you. We know what you need, and what you can't be exposed to. We're trying to fucking help you, here.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)20:03 No.12871320
    >thaumatological healing
    Hold on, no NADA stop this shit right now.
    Vitae healing I am all for, but when you bring in the blood magic, shit gets wrong man.
    I can live with magic, and I voted for Maryland's Honourable senator Redshell McPinch. Great person, supports his state and enjoys a good crabfeast like any good Marylander.
    But I do NOT want Thermaturges running around doing their wacky shit!
    No blood magic man, keep that shit to healing other supernaturals.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)20:03 No.12871328
    Actually... I've got a question, do the time displaced members of the Cult Discordia need to register? I'm kind of all over the place and just jumped six months forward to a beating by SRA agents for something...
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:03 No.12871330
    I wrote this many years ago. I was hoping to make people think. To stop fighting.

    Obviously it did not work.

    >Even without the events of one hundred years ago, I think man would still be a creature that fears the dark. He doesn't face that fear, he averts his eyes from it and acts as if he doesn't have any memories of his past. But, one hundred years is both a short time and yet, a long time. Man's fear has withered. And even time itself tries to wither the desire to know the truth. Is it a crime to try and learn the truth? Is it a sin to search for those things which you fear. My purpose in this world is to help you, and to help you help each other. Fear... It is something vital to us all but it must not rule us. The instant fear controls us is the instant we reache a dead end, only to sink to pitable lows, only to sit and wait apathetically for extinction. Those who lose the ability to think become creatures whose existance has no value to themselves or the people. Wake up! Don't be afraid of knowledge! Think, you who are split into two worlds, unless you want the gulf between us to expand into oblivion, you must think!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:03 No.12871338
    Oh, man, you've got to get a human to help you, believe me, it's the only way. It was terrible.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:03 No.12871340
    Unfortunately, there's no much you can do about it and they can't really help it. Perhaps suggest that they arrange a trip out of town for the days surrounding the full moon? It's not like they'll be able to work much during those days anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:03 No.12871341
    The guy's an ex-member of the Catholic special forces.
    You're willing to sell out our land to the Pope?
    >> general_heavy 11/20/10(Sat)20:04 No.12871345
    oh shit! god damn it! we were ambushed by the catholic church's demon hunters! we took heavy losses. Also we saw them fighting a squad of those nazi vampires. So if you hear gun fire head to shelter the fighting is heading to the suburbs.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:05 No.12871357
    I hear this crap thrown around a lot, usually by hippie liberals and progressives. Yes, let's be nice to the monsters! Maybe we can let them run our society for us, they're so much smarter! Then we'll sharpen their knives and hold our necks out for them!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:05 No.12871364
    Even if it could mean allowing the crippled to walk and saving innocents from the horrors of cancer and AIDS? Remember: people reacted much the same as you are now to the concept of doing autopsies for research purposes, look how far that has advanced medicine.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:05 No.12871366
    >No blood magic man, keep that shit to healing other supernaturals.

    There is really nothing wrong with it, as long as you're going to an experience practitioner, same as any doctor or surgeon.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:06 No.12871376
    Your suggested course of action is giving the Children of Lilith more members and making their views seem a lot less insane to the supernaturals that just want to live an ordinary, productive life (or unlife).
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)20:06 No.12871378
    I once forged a beautifull sword. I poured all my heart and soul into it (literaly) and it took my 2 years to finish. Due to some stupid circumstances I was banished from the mortal realm for a while, but before I went I left my special sword in a stone, in an abandoned forest. Next I know some kid had taken my sword and used it's power to become a king. He bound me for years in service. My name then was Lancelot. Untill one day I managed to thwart the upstart and recover my sword and thus my soul and so the king died at my feet as his country was over run by barbarians.

    So you see, our power makes and unmakes yuour nations human. What you claim is a lie. Many of your achievements depend on our influence.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:06 No.12871381
    ... True enough. But that doesn't change the fact that you forced us from our lands. And you know we hold grudges. I've heard murmurings from the Unseelie court of a possible uprising... Just watch your backs.
    >> HDA 11/20/10(Sat)20:07 No.12871384
    For some reason I find that hilarious.

    You incompetent retard. Ha.



    You need heavy support? I got a few satellites overhead.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:07 No.12871388
    Adam Pencront wants you to believe he's for a "pure America". He wants you to believe he supports public safety and health. Then why has Adam Pencront voted no to the Supernatural Hospital Support Bill not once but twice? Why has he voted against refurbishing abandoned housing for wayward spectres and poltergeists? And why, despite these negative votes, has he repeatedly voted yes in support of various human-beneficiary pork-barrel spending? Adam Pencront - his "pure America" clearly doesn't include nonhumans. Do we really want that?

    >Paid for the Supernal Commitee to elect Alexander Jivati.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:07 No.12871390
    but this is the thing,

    even if the SRA is filled with self righteous assholes who actually want to help you, how long before some obscure prevision in the law allowing the SRA to operate in its founder countries activates forcing them to share their info with the military and threw the military their chaplancy.

    Its a fucking con game, some of you ought to know better.

    Here for the mean time,

    ~The Man in the moon
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)20:08 No.12871402
    Comrade, you should run for congress!
    No, for president!
    We need one such as you to unite the natural and the supernatural! We need your wise words of wisdom!
    I vote for Comrade Golem, President, 2014.
    Who is with me!?
    >Megalhaes Foserty
    Captcha says this fine chap. Anyone else?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:09 No.12871410
    >I got a few satellites overhead.

    Not doing shit to the kind of things they fight. Atleast not without massive human casualties.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:09 No.12871413
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    >>I -am- and incorruptible angel, and you're all going to burn.

    Hold on there, Chuckles. You wonder why "good" beings are required to register too? This shit. This right here.

    Sorry, bro, but Freedom of Religion works both ways. Even if your neighbors take up radical Satanism and spend all night sodomizing each other with bits of the true cross, there is not a thing you will do about it. Holy smiting might have flown back in in whatever shithole Old Country you came from, but we will NOT have it here. Do you understand me?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:09 No.12871417
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    >> general_heavy 11/20/10(Sat)20:09 No.12871422
    hell I would vote for him but right now I am choking a demon hunter out with one hand
    >> HDA 11/20/10(Sat)20:10 No.12871435
    Hey! Those things are precise. You could do surgery with them.

    Granted you'd saw the patient in half, but still.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:11 No.12871439
    >You wonder why "good" beings are required to register too?

    Funny, because I don't even live on the same plane of existence, I'm just borrowing this body for shits and giggles. Too bad it needs so much down time.
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)20:11 No.12871442
    >mfw people pretend that Lenin wouldn't have been just as bad of a dictator as Stalin was
    Lenin issued directives to the Cheka to suppress the supernatural worker's councils even earlier than the human ones because of their antagonism towards the Bolsheviks and their pro-separatist attitude (something I don't support, but I certainly can't blame them for trying considering the pogroms).
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:12 No.12871450

    But I am not in the USA plus they have a law preventing those not born there from running for that office.

    On top of that I am a Soviet.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:12 No.12871451
    It's London all over again, the fools!
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:13 No.12871466

    I know comrade. I tried to mediate but fear had consumed him by that point.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:14 No.12871480
    >that picture

    Oh shit, I remember that, what was that cherubs name again? Doesn't matter, hilarious anyway.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)20:14 No.12871481
    Well, if you guys say so. I guess its alright.
    Didn't mean to come off as ignorant, just didn't think normal humans could handle the influx of such power from Thermaturges.
    On that note, my brother got aids for helping out in a Supernatural refugee camp in Africa. Some whack job extremists attacked the camps, and some of the blood tranfused into him was infected by AIDS. Know any good, reliable Thermaturges I can go see to help him out?
    >> general_heavy 11/20/10(Sat)20:15 No.12871488
    oh crap rip is here and she just took out 5 of my best snipers! were in the hell are my tanks!
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)20:15 No.12871495
    Jesus man, íf you are doing that at least don't say it online! Christ now we'll get the shitstorm of "Super naturals are evil" even if it was in self defence. I had to learn this the hard way once nobility no longer had power. No more running down peasants. It took me a few years to get used to it. Sidewalks still confuse me horribly, I sometimes get this urge to drive on them... but don't do it man. Don't do it.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:15 No.12871499
    That's what I want, and not just because I'm a highly-paid Pencront correspondant.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:16 No.12871503

    There is Dr Dyktyrev on Harvey Street in the UK. Compared to others he is rather cheap and would probably be prepared to do that job for free.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:16 No.12871507
    omg u cant be serous u kno they take part of ur soul rite?
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)20:17 No.12871517
    If you can get to Texas, the Dealy Llama has some interesting tricks he can pull.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:17 No.12871522
    I love working for the SRA. It's amazing what kind of degrading sexual acts you stupid beasts will perform to get out of registering.

    The best part is? There's nothing legally wrong with what I do. You creatures aren't human and don't technically have any rights.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:17 No.12871523
    Sadly, thaumaturgical healing wont be able to cure him. It will be able to significantly slow down the progress of the illness by boosting his immune system and allow him to live through it indefinitely (though not beyond the human lifespan without going into the arts that will mess him up). But check with any major medical organization. They always looking for people to treat so they can further research into such matters, if he meets the requirements (clean record, no record of dabbling with the old ones, etc.) they'll probably be happy to treat him.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:17 No.12871524
    You need to be born in American to run for president, and this thing was born - built! - in Russia. Communist Russia. It'll never happen. Nice try, freak.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:17 No.12871526
    a better question is why are you online, if all this is happening? Stop trolling and fear-spreading, dumbass.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:17 No.12871533
    >>Funny, because I don't even live on the same plane of existence, I'm just borrowing this body for shits and giggles.

    Then I'll need to see your passport. And don't even think about miracling your way out, we've got a couple demon officers just LOVE tracking down rogue angels with hardons for divine justice.

    >>they have a law preventing those not born there from running for that office

    Current thinking is supernaturals might have a loophole, most of them not being born at all. They'd probably still have to spend at least one lifetime here though.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:18 No.12871534

    And which office is that?
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)20:19 No.12871545
    And people think the SRA is for helping people. lmao kill yourselves Liberals you're almost as bad as the Stormfags. ANARCHISM FOREVER
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:19 No.12871548
    You are in a world of shit, Reiner vs Springfield set the precedent that supernaturals are considered people for legal purposes. It's not in the constitution, but it's the fucking law now.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:19 No.12871550

    Well my being made in the Soviet Union and being a paragon of Marxist ideals would probably put a damper on it.

    I would most likely donate the majority of my campaign funds to charity or something.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:20 No.12871556
    Enjoy the slow building afflictions of being involved in intimate contact coupled with negative emotions that comes with screwing supernaturals.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:21 No.12871561
    >we've got a couple demon officers just LOVE tracking down rogue angels with hardons for divine justice.

    Good luck, what with all the enochian sigils I carved into this meat suit.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:21 No.12871562
    this is another provision in most country laws that bugs me, that you have to be BORN. if laws are read to the letter fey, constructs, and some undead never have rights! undead have it the worst legaly, like my buddy whose been living in America since before it was a country but they won't let him become a citizen because he was Born in France! or my zombie co-worker whose wife took everything from him when he reanimated because of his will! supernaturals are just not adressed by the system.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)20:21 No.12871567
    Hahahaha! Foolish mortal. I haven't even registered yet, but just because of that I will, I will see you and I will inflict tortures upon you that are imperceptible to the human eye. And I will get away with it, because no one can prove anything! And because I can shift between planes of existence. I know where you live...
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)20:21 No.12871569
    This man does not speak for all Anarchists everywhere, we here at the Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric do not advocate blah blah blah yada yada. Regardless, this entire system will soon collapse under its own bloated bureaucracy and the SRA will quickly begin losing track of all you fine folks when it simply cannot afford to.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)20:21 No.12871572
    Fucking commies, calling themselves anarchists and claiming they support freedom.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:22 No.12871581
    Relax, G... something tells me he's just some flamer trying the spread bullshit, not a real SRA employee. I've got a cousin who works in the SRA, and she says it's just s bland and paperwork-filled as any other bureaucratic sidebar. About the closest most of them ever get to sexual contact on-the-job is flirting with secretaries. When one is in contact with sirens and fey and sucubi, getting on-the-job nookie is a high-risk thing to try.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:22 No.12871583
    Hey fuck you man I would like to know were the battle is going! We would never hear about this in the news
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)20:23 No.12871591
    Thanks guys, will definitely look into it.

    Well, thats just as fine for him. He has a clean record, and he stays the hell away from the old ones. We had a family friend sacrificed to them before a bunch of other supernaturals broke into the building and stopped any further sacrifices.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:24 No.12871597
    You wouldn't believe the shit they still try to pull on vampires, we're not alive, but we're not technically undead. Or dead, or whatever. They can't decide whether to take where you born or where you were changed.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:24 No.12871606
    That woman deserved his possessions. What does a dead guy need with a computer? He probably can't even hit the keys. And fey? Fuck fey. Have you seen the fairies in this thread? We oughta kick them back to their stupid other-world. Why do they even want to be here if they never shut up about how great it is over there?
    Enjoy getting tracked down. The government can and will get you, no matter how hard the cowards in congress try to stop them.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)20:25 No.12871612
    >We had a family friend sacrificed to them before a bunch of other supernaturals broke into the building and stopped any further sacrifices.

    If your brother was personally there, you'll want to take him in for psychological evaluation. Old one rituals tend to leave little marks in your psyche and soul that can be very hard to detect at first glance that can grow and cause some serious problems. Blood magic has been known to cause these to grow somewhat more rapidly.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:25 No.12871613
    One time in Brazil I made a werewolf eat her brother alive, just because I thought it was funny. Then I killed her, and used her body to smash a zombie into pulp. Put him in a jar and microwaved him. They were terrorists, but honestly I could have just killed them. My way was just more fun.


    Damn, I really need help.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)20:27 No.12871628
    Actually he just cannot run for El Presidente if he was born in France.
    America allows mutiple citizen ship, and Sternbaucher vs USA showed that if the Undead applicant can pass all the regular requirements, he is indeed a citizen. Well, with minor modifications on the date turned and whotsuch, but still a citizen.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:27 No.12871637
    > somewhat more rapidly.

    A hole to another realm opening in your brain is just a bit more serious than that.
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)20:27 No.12871638
    Fucking Statist-Capitalists, claiming that they're Anarchists. All they want to do is privatize the state and make the few who are lucky to own private property the basic equivalent of their own state. Basically the exact opposite of Leninism, which was the centralization of all functions of Capitalism, the state and the church into the state. Even the Individualist Anarchists like Tucker and Proudhon called for the end of Capitalism and called themselves Socialists. You posers just follow an ideology invented in the 50s by Conservative think tanks. Just kill yourselves.
    >> HDA 11/20/10(Sat)20:27 No.12871643
    You know what's fun? Nonlethal microwave weapons. Those things are hilarious. Especially when the person you use it on is mostly water.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:28 No.12871646
    If I could cry this thread would have made me do so by now.

    Such hate. Such anger towards your fellows.

    Why do you hate each other? You are all the people. Each and every one of you is a comrade to the rest but instead you look to your neighbour and instead of seeing your friend and comrade you see only someone to hate and attack.

    Why are you unwilling to help each other?

    Please someone tell me what it is I am missing here. What is it that makes hating each other better than working together for a better tomorrow?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:28 No.12871647
    Symbols which can be overridden with clearance from Up There, chief. Or did you think we never talked with the big guy? Hey, here's a fun new human word for you: extradition.

    >>this is another provision in most country laws that bugs me, that you have to be BORN. if laws are read to the letter fey, constructs, and some undead never have rights!
    They have all the rights that humans do, including the right to apply for citizenship. This ain't some damn eurotrash aristocracy, THIS IS 'MERCA.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:29 No.12871659
    I cannot express how much I hate you people for what you did to those girls, not even vamps deserve that.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)20:29 No.12871660
    At least I'm not calling for the brutal removal of fair earnings and trade from people that deserve it to feed worthless drains of humanity.
    >> Isaac the Bonesinger 11/20/10(Sat)20:30 No.12871668
    I finally registered about twenty years ago when my publicist suggested it was a good idea, and so far it's been fine.
    I have to admit, my celebrity status might be helping me out there - but you rarely get more shit from mundanes than when you're a necromancer. At least the undead community shows some genuine respect, both for me and my art.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:30 No.12871669
    oh fuck oh fuck last night was the full moon, I completely forgot, I haven't mastered my other form yet and I don't remember anything, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:30 No.12871671

    Actually from what I have observed european countries tend to be more accepting and understanding of supernaturals
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)20:30 No.12871676
    You don't get it, do you? I am a spectre. I come and go into this plane of existance depending on many things, the stars, faith and magic... But I cannot truly be destroyed. I am an incarnation of an ancient war god's servant. The god died but the servant persist and I can only be destroyed if the world itself is destroyed. The only reason why I don't butcher every last one of your pathetic soldiers is because I respect humans. I see no need to kill them, no reason. I still feel fleeting senses of passion and love you humans have and I wish I could still feel... but this is why I cannot kill you. You must live, so I can remember.

    But do not presume to threaten me. One in a Billion makes no difference, and all I feel from you is hate... and that is not what I wish to feel from man. I wish to feel your love and hapyness. You are disposable.
    >> HDA 11/20/10(Sat)20:30 No.12871678
    Who? I don't quite recall who you're talking about.

    You'll have to be more specific.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)20:31 No.12871681
    Indeed it is. Unforunately, this phenomena is only recently understood. It was previously believed that they were cultists to begin with.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:31 No.12871687
    Is that who you think you're praying to? Spoiler: he's been gone for a long time. Vacation we think. If we don't want our people found, they won't be. When we do tip you off it's for a reason.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:32 No.12871696
    Not where I am, bitch.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)20:32 No.12871699
    Depends on the country, really. Sure, the developed nations in western Europe are usually pretty decent, but once you get out of there, you're looking at some serious problems. Being a supernatural in Turkey is a miserable experience.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)20:32 No.12871702
    No, he was not there physically.
    I was though, was part of Baltimore's Special Supernatural Response Task Force(BSSRTF) Because I studied Biblichal Archaeology in College and got a degree. (funny how some digs prepare you to deal with pure evil on this level with their finds) Shit was nasty and we almost got whiped when the good supenaturals busted in and saved our asses.
    Huh, maybe thats why I got this fear of Thermaturgy. Better go get checked out.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:32 No.12871705

    >> teka 11/20/10(Sat)20:33 No.12871706
    it is a regrettable facet of humanity being shown here, err, comrade.

    Just as i fear you may never know the fullness of all our strengths, you are blessed in the least by not sharing such weakness.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:33 No.12871710
    seriously guys come on little help here I woke up in an alley on the wrong side of town and I am KIND OF FREAKING OUT A BIT
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:34 No.12871719
    Yeah, it's not like errant angels have ever been forced into reality by pissed of Christian/Jewish/Muslim summoners before. If you we acquire your vessel, you're fucked.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:34 No.12871720

    But this predisposition to conflict is present in the supernatural community as well.

    And you never answered the question.


    Why do you fight each other rather than help each other?

    What makes it so much more attractive than helping your fellows?
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)20:34 No.12871724
    >fair earnings
    >people who deserve it
    And I suppose the reason there's such poverty among supernaturals is because they're "lazy" and "don't deserve it"? All you're doing is perpetuating the discrimination these people have to face thanks to Capitalism, the state and the church.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:35 No.12871728
    It's probably nothing. You probably fought some local dogs, ate some garbage, and make an utter racket.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:35 No.12871729

    Well from what I know of werewolves if there's no blood on you then you're probably fine.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)20:35 No.12871733
    It's cause more people, the supes included, aren't willing to listen. A Wendigo shaman I once met when we went into the north to avoid some Illuminatus trackers once told an anthropologist with us something when he was asked a question. The question was "How do you know which rocks are alive and which aren't?" The wendigo went "Maybe if you'd fucking listen, you'd know." And then he ate him and the anthropologist became a wendigo too... And then we went tripping on some shrooms and next thing I know we're in Fiji...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:35 No.12871736
    >>Actually from what I have observed european countries tend to be more accepting and understanding of supernaturals

    Not from where I'm standing. Oh, we talk more shit, and the racist jackholes with their silver crosses get more airtime, but when it comes to pure social exclusionary bullshit, nothing beats europe. Shit like
    >>12871562 - that don't come from this side of the pond. Not for decades.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:35 No.12871737
    Hi, just popping in this thread to see if anyone would know where a Valkyr could get some work? Centuries of war, training soldiers and serving their dinner makes for a nice resume, but I can't seem to actually find a job. Military doesn't like female soldiers on the frontline, especially not my kind.

    I've tried private sector, but that was mostly a bust, same with the police. Tried as a waitress, but the aura "freaks out customers". I really don't want to join a hunting group.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:36 No.12871743
    well he needed his fucking BMW, he had to get to work! and he's a fucking saint for your information, you know he didn't miss a single god damn shift when he died? he shuffled his rotting ass to work Monday morning with his hard hat on and no pulse. skipped his own fucking funeral to dry wall, not that I blame him money sucking cunts.
    my point is monty is twice the American you'll ever be! and he doesn't need your bullshit handouts, sympathy, transisitive verbs, or multiple sylable words. this is one human who know how important Supnorms are.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)20:36 No.12871747
    The poverty among supernaturals is from state interference propping up discriminatory corporations and institutionalized racism at the hand of a brutal state. It has nothing to do with free trade among individuals.

    You believe you and I are so different, but we have the same enemies, believe it or not. I'm no more a fan of exploitative corporations abusing supernatural populations than yourself.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)20:36 No.12871748
    Ok man, calm down.
    Check for blood, is there any blood on you, ANYWHERE?
    If so, what kind of blood. I know you instinctively can tell the different tastes dammit, I need this info and I need it NOW!
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)20:37 No.12871756
    If you're a good cook and in California, the Joshua Norton Cabal of San Francisco could use one. Everything is everything else so us Discordians are always willing to help a brother or sister in need.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:37 No.12871757
    "Why is there so much hate?" Brother, that is a question people, both human and otherwise, have been asking since the first spark of hate first flared in the first angry heart.

    We still have no answer.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)20:38 No.12871763
    It's probably for the best. While the ideals of the old ones may seem inconceivable to you now, it's entirely possible that their insidious madness may already be working its way through your mind.
    >> HDA 11/20/10(Sat)20:38 No.12871764
    Come work for us! We don't give a shit you violent you are, as long as you do your job.
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)20:38 No.12871769
    I was just reading an interview with Noam Chomsky:
    >I was in Paris recently; it was pretty interesting - huge mobs all over and a lot of people, the usual stuff. But the elite press like Le Monde was going berserk; they hated everything. But one of the things they hated particularly was that some friends of mine who work out in the suburbs, which is where the poor people are, arranged for me to meet young people out in Clichy, in the suburbs. They're mostly supernaturals. At first they didn't want to meet me, reasonably, because they don't like to be guinea pigs for visiting rich humans. But they finally agreed that maybe I was really interested in them. So I went out and we had good talks. One of the things they complained about was that they're so looked down upon by the humans in Paris, who think of them as criminals and thugs and don't understand that they have a vibrant culture and that they think their lives are important and so on. So I said at one point, "Why don't you arrange a cultural exhibition and take it into Paris and show people what your lives are like?" And they thought about it, and said maybe they'd do it. But the newspapers were interesting. They had a couple journalists there. The next day the press said something like, "Thank you, Mr. Chomsky, for telling these thugs and criminals to come into Paris and kill us and rob us." It's like they were a caricature of themselves.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:38 No.12871771
    >If you we acquire your vessel, you're fucked.
    HAH, this will be fun. As they say, come at me bro.
    >> Isaac the Bonesinger 11/20/10(Sat)20:38 No.12871772
    I know what you mean. I wish I could explain. I've gone through, what, three phylacteries now? Trying to figure it out.
    Reanimation is in high demand during a conflict, and I still needed the money, the security, and the fresh experimental materials back then. I honed by art, but am no closer to comprehending why mankind is so cruel to itself.

    Hm, also, if you were on the frontlines during the assault on Berlin, I apologise for the ghouls.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:39 No.12871778

    So it is as I concluded years ago. They don't want to listen to each other but again why?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:40 No.12871792
    Thank you! I'll check it out.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:40 No.12871795
    the problem is the law says you have to LIVE in America for a minimum of years and he's getting roadblocked at every turn. we think its because he's nosforatu, people only want their blood suckers pretty these days, fucking hypocrites.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:41 No.12871800
    Oh... oh jesus, oh jesus, there's blood on me, oh god, I can't go to prison, you KNOW what kinds of things can happen to us, it's... I don't know, I can't tell whose it is oh jesus fuck fuck FUCK
    >> HDA 11/20/10(Sat)20:41 No.12871808
    It's genetic. Like being a psychopath.

    Except everyone who isn't was killed off a long time ago.
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)20:42 No.12871815
    We do have the same enemies, and I'm certainly willing to put our differences aside and unite with you to defeat them, but at the end of the day, we will still have this fundamental disagreement. Thankfully, your society will probably collapse in a few days because of its instability. Also,
    >implying the state and corporations are not intertwined at the instigation of the people behind both, the elites
    >implying Anarchism only consists of opposition to the state
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)20:42 No.12871817
    That's an interesting experience I must say... i have never lived much of the supernatural side of life. The magical side so to speak. I've mostly been involved in wars. Against the Fey (yeah, well I was human back then, allright?) Crusades, battles in the Balkan, colonial battles, Fighting the latest Terracota uprising in china, I even fought for the Germans for a while in '42, back in Africa. I've been in every major war in human history... It's tough, being an Avatar of war. I have to be atr every battle. I just get teleported there, no rhime no reason. I've witnessed more bar fights then *any* of you can imagine.

    It's just... i never really got a chance to unlive you know? It's kind of sad. Even these days I try to be relaxed, not get involved in anything, but at least once a month I get teleported to somwhere in the middle east, Horse, lance and all. And whenever there are humans fighting near me I am nearly forced to go berzerk. I can only cope with excesive amounts of Alchol and that only works whenever I have a solid shape...
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)20:43 No.12871825
    Calm down. It's probably just from a stray dog. Freaking out wont help you now. My suggestion would be to talk to a supernatural friendly lawyer as soon as possible however.

    If you really did attack someone, they'll likely just put you on registration and force you to take a course to control your form. It's not the end of the world.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)20:43 No.12871831
    Everything is everything else and most modern schools of thought, and schools of thought in general, are inherently masochistic. But because the vast majority of sentients inherently fear their own pain, the pain which only they feel as a single neuron of the living universe, they lash out at others. All violence is masochism. And thus as the living universe cries out around them, inflicted pain by itself, they shut out the noise so they can feel better about themselves by focusing on their own needs. If Malacylypse, Younger and Elder both, and some of the other Soul Born are to be believed, violence and hatred will continue until either only Soul Born fueled by the energy of life, whether through death or birth, are left in the wake of destruction, leaving Leviathan as the last true living thing.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:43 No.12871835
    Can you believe some of them are started to actually wear those glitter illusions?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:44 No.12871845
    Yeah, I've heard of that. Your friend needs to move.

    Try LA. Seriously. No one's awake during daylight anyway, he can easily get a job donating blood to celebrities (it's like a drug or something?) and the legal system is so used to processing figurative bloodsuckers, a literal one probably won't even be noticed.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:45 No.12871855
    You know long ago I met Stalin.

    He had made a point of meeting one of us Constructs of the People but none of us were prepared to come to him. Our time was better spent elsewhere. In the fields, in the factories, in the mines, in the streets or anywhere but in a plush office that screamed decadence.

    This was shortly before we entered into the war.

    He came to me surprisingly. I was helping a commune work the farm as a disease had rendered most of them unable to work. He insisted on talking to me and so I instructed him to help me work the land. If he did then he would have his talk.

    I honestly believe that was the most physical labour Stalin had done in his entire life.

    We talked at great length while working. About Soviet ideology, the situation in Europe, the state of the nation and other such things. At one point he commented that my kind were "ideal soviets. A nation of your kind would be a perfect flawless Marxist nation but it would be forever robbed of life."

    I think he disliked my kind.
    Not because we were unnatural or anything like that. I think it was more because we made him look bad.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)20:46 No.12871856
    >Implying that I wasn't already aware of the nature of corporations.

    Again, I want to see the corporations torn down as much as you do. They're juggernauts of unjust power held through implied violence that exist only through their close relationship and abuse of the state. They have been exploiting the labor of supernaturals for decades and steering the state towards anti-supernatural policies to ensure that this status quo remains.

    I for one find it hard to believe that anyone claiming to be an anarchist could advocate a system that requires forcing people to give up what they earn to serve a greater good.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)20:46 No.12871858
    Ok, pull it together.
    Find you're nearest Werepeoples gathering spot.
    Tell them what happened, and be cool for a couple of days.
    If the police are looking for you, you have three options.
    1) You go and turn yourself in (Worst)
    2) Blaze of glory and go out fighting (Worse)
    3) Offer services to hunt down other supernaturals with some kind of handler. (Not the worse, but still meh.)
    4) Run from the law, and become hunted. (NOT a good idea; you WILL have state sanctified hunting groups out that more than likely have other supernaturals that will NOT hesitate to put you down)
    Go with option three, you may be able to win your freedom doing insane feats of courage.
    Good luck man.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:46 No.12871861
    I like my bloodsuckers pretty because it makes them easier to spot. Remember kids: "If your boyfriends sparkle, turn em into charcoal."
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:46 No.12871865
    Going to second this, LA, and any major city in Cali really, are quite friendly to vamps, at least by comparison
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:47 No.12871875
    You're wrong about Stalin. He came from a poor family and actually worked very hard to be where he was. The nature of Stalin is tragic, no monstrous, even if what he did was monstrous. Under different circumstances, he could have been a great leader of the people.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:48 No.12871881
    I hear there are a lot of fairies in San Francisco, hyuk hyuk.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:49 No.12871892






    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:49 No.12871894

    I was aware of his published history but I don't know. He just seemed so...lazy? No. What is the word I am looking for. It is a word you can use to describe Americans usually but it is not fat.
    >> Viktor Reznov 11/20/10(Sat)20:49 No.12871895
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    One Day my freind it will be their land, their people, their blood.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:49 No.12871898
    I... I can neither confirm nor deny this.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:50 No.12871910
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:50 No.12871917
    Hunt supernaturals down? I... I'm SIXTEEN, I don't know about that kind of shit! I'm just trying to graduate high school, I swear, I never meant to-

    Oh god.

    I. I was so nervous, I. I threw up. I threw up a finger. I... I think I...

    Oh... Oh god. Oh god.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)20:50 No.12871918
    I see what you did there, but there are a handful. I know a Sidhe or three works in the Ghirardelli plant to give the chocolate that extra zing and there's a colony of them in one of the parks.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:51 No.12871922
    He was a leader. You can hardly fault a politician for being of a different make than the worker. Even in the worker's paradise, there are still going to be those whose entire purpose is to direct the efforts of others (though ideally, it should be with their individual consent and without forced imposition). I'm not trying to say that he wasn't a monster, but your assessment of him is somewhat inaccurate.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)20:51 No.12871928
    Hey, in Baltimore we respect our vampires.
    The only time we get antsy is when we get some young, newly turned idiots running around on a blood spree and then we got to call in the BSSRF to take me down.
    When I served, we got at least 10 of those every year, and it did NOT help when they would all pop up in the poor parts of the city.
    We would ride in on our sanctified vehicles to see bodies everywhere and gang bangers all trying to shoot this vampire to shit, and it NEVER worked.
    Man, those days were messy.
    Now though, the vamps usually subdue one of these guys before they go insane and just leave his knocked out body on our doorstep.
    Feels great man.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:51 No.12871929
    They'll try to put a chemical trace on you just to see if you're not planning on turning into someone important.

    I think it's because most of us all Predators, I mean when was the last time you heard a Dryad commit murder? You'll never have the need to hunt for your food so that instinct isn't there. The rest of us, it's different, even the Vampires and Undead can't escape those human roots.
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)20:52 No.12871932
    I'm not advocating anybody give up their labour for the greater good. In fact, the entire point of Anarchism is that one can do any sort of labour they want, at any time they want, as long as nobody is doing the same labour on that same space, and keep the fruits of their labour. Leaving private property in place would essentially end the freedom people have to go anywhere and do anything they want, because then you'd have bullshit like trespassing still in place, and the basic functions of the state, to prevent people from doing things, would just move to the owners of private property.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:53 No.12871943

    Corrupt. That's the word I was looking for. Yes he was a corrupt man by that point.

    Perhaps before he had been a good man. But by that point power had corrupted him.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:53 No.12871945
    I am so sorry about that. There's been a lot of irresponsible turning in the younger generation, and we are trying very hard to reign it in.
    >> HDA 11/20/10(Sat)20:53 No.12871946
    What city you in right now?

    You're not in New York are you?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:53 No.12871950
    Unmotivated, perhaps?
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)20:55 No.12871961
    Less and less I fear. I come there from time to time... Yes, well, i may have killed one or two of them over ancestral feuds. They come back anyway, what's the difference? But yeah, they have a few nice hairsalons there and good coffeeshops. Nice Musea to.
    They are strict on horse riding though. Everywhere I go I can't ride my horse. "It scares people" they tell me. Oh come on! What's so scary about a 10 foot tall eyeless, bloodsoaked horse? I mean really... It's like they've never been to the netherworld. Bloody humans and their strict laws...
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)20:55 No.12871963
    If there is no private property then they can hardly lay claim to the fruits of their labor. Let people keep what they can earn. One man, or even a small group of men wont be able to impose the same level of tyranny we see today. It's only through the interference of the state and the power the perceived legitimacy in the use of armed violence that we see the tyranny we see today. I for one would like to be able to enjoy a private dwelling and private earnings while still possessing the option to help others as I see fit.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:55 No.12871968

    I don't think he was unmotivated. Something motivated him. Like I said before corrupt seems to fit.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:55 No.12871971
    I love how you ignorant unnaturals think you're so untouchable by humans. That might have been how it was last time you were around human societies, but things have changed. We have countermeasures for roughly 84% of all of you.

    You know how fun it is to rape a succubus? It gets even better when she realizes she can't absorb your soul. That look of pure terror and hopelessness....
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:57 No.12871978

    And just who might you be?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:58 No.12871989
    >84% of all of you.

    You see to think there aren't way around those. And you're forgetting we have counter measures for 100% of humans. You'll get whats coming to you soon enough.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:58 No.12871993
    You don't need to know, Brickboy.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)20:58 No.12871997
    You humans are pretty shortsighted. You think you have supernaturals figured out. But that succubus is destroying your soul regardless. You're now linked, you and her. Her presence of damnation will allow her to win in the end. That wasn't terror she was displaying, that was a ruse to make you believe you've won. I hope you enjoy eternity when it comes for you.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)20:59 No.12872006

    Actually I am constructed from titanium and steel.

    And actually I do need to know.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)20:59 No.12872007
    I know who you are! Illuminatus! Though not a member of the A.A. ... Maybe second grade? Hard to tell. You guys really should stop drinking the Water of Life. It makes you crazy. Trust me.
    >> Alexander the Psion 11/20/10(Sat)21:00 No.12872009
    You think it's bad being a supernatural? Let me tell you my Vampire, Werewolf, and Fey friends you all have it easy. There is a handy little check box for you. I'm a freaking psionicist (pyrokentic) there are debates about if I'm human or not! No one can say for sure if I am a supernatural or a human.

    At least my girlfriend has it easy she checked the box for magical humanoid. It's like trying to find a ethic check box for Vin Diesel.
    >> general_heavy 11/20/10(Sat)21:00 No.12872017
    ya then my men kick the door down and take your dumb ass to the floor. People like you deserve to be shot in the head in the street! you give us humans a bad name!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:00 No.12872019
    I wouldn't say it was *just* power. Stalin's entrance to power was an incredibly bloody affair involving many people that were just as bad as he was. It was fear that corrupted him; power was just the vessel he used to display the full extent of his corruption.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)21:01 No.12872025
    Ah, you know how foolish it is to brag about this on a board where at least half the members can psychicaly feel where you are, your worst fears and greatest mistakes?
    Spiders. how predictable... I suggest you don't get into any fights any time soon. I will be there for you then...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:01 No.12872029
    I'm... I'm from Wisconsin, but I was visiting relatives for Thanksgiving break, yeah. Why? What is it?
    >> That Angel 11/20/10(Sat)21:02 No.12872032
    Hey, does anyone know how to keep these meatsuits from burning out so fast? Am I pushing them too hard? The last one got really thin and some of it's skin fell off.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:02 No.12872033
    Sorry bro, it doesn't work like that. It's amazing how easily bypassed a succubus' powers are. A thin little condom and suddenly they can't make the connection they need to infect the other person's soul.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)21:02 No.12872040

    True. My relationship with fear is mostly intellectual. The closest I have to the "normal" expression of fear is that I may be unable to continue to serve the good of the people if I am damaged or destroyed.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:03 No.12872045
    We don't just do it for your souls darlings, can't rape the willing, etc.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)21:03 No.12872046
    Have you tried aloe vera? I've also known a few Djinn who swear by ambrosia.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)21:03 No.12872050
    If the hardest part of your existent is having fire powers and not being viewed as normal, count yourself lucky.

    I have an old one continually whispering in my ear that's only kept in check by the same collar they use to castrate the abilities of summoners that go too far. If this thing ever fails, you're gonna find me saying "IA, IA, CTHULHU FTAGN" whether I want to or not.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:04 No.12872056
    Humans gonna hate, Slayers gonna slay.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:04 No.12872060
    Do you know what you are, Alex my boy? You are a counter-measure. We have all these creatures out there, made of dead, dry flesh, or covered in hair or something, just waiting to be burned. You are the human race's way of saying "No more." You exist, to prove to them that we aren't going to lie down and take it. Now get to burning.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:04 No.12872061
    hey is it true that you have death knights in your forces?
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)21:04 No.12872062
    Your best bet would be having a construct vessel fashioned. Human bodies aren't really designed to have more than one soul inhabiting them at once, particularly something as overwhelming as an angel.
    >> HDA 11/20/10(Sat)21:04 No.12872063
    So anyways. I think I'm insane now. Stupid consciousness transfer glitched up, and now my software's all fucked up.

    If I start firing missiles, let me know.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:05 No.12872068
    ya him becoming more malevolent and hateful why he lords over his victory over that succubuss he can't stop thinking about lol at the damnation. cuz your a unique and powerful snowflake just like all the others
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:05 No.12872070
    >Adolf Hitler was all mortal.
    S'not what I've been hearing.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:05 No.12872076
    Aww, isn't that cute... he thinks succubi powers only work through your dick.

    Any significant timeframe of bare skin contact will do. That comic-book character Rogue? Guess what inspired her powerset. Hope you enjoyed that kiss, buddy.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)21:06 No.12872084
    More or less, he was. At least he was when we got him at Lake Totenkopf in the seventies. Accidentally released Nyarlathotep from the Pentagon and he decided to go claim his end of the deal with good old Adolf while the Avatar of the Goddess raped Nazi zombie but and way too many people freaked the fuck out on LSD.
    >> general_heavy 11/20/10(Sat)21:06 No.12872085
    the mother fucker is a lich now
    I can't say if we do or not but if we did we would bring them in as a last resort
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)21:07 No.12872088
    Exactly, let people keep what the earn. Private property has not been earned, and the idea that the rich have managed to earn vast acres of land while the poor have worked all their lives and gotten jackshit for it is absurd. The state may use armed power to legitimize its aims, but in a society with private property and no state, this will shift to the major owners of private property, the global elite, who will create their own private armies to carry out their wishes. They will have complete control over their fiefdoms they call "private property" and will essentially act in the manner that the state acts in today, simply on a more fractured scale.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:07 No.12872091
    It's not about physical contact, my friend. The negative emotions you experienced gave her all the hold she needs. You're not the first to think that they've gotten demons figured out. But they've been feeding on humanity since the dawn of time and have grown to be very, very good at it.

    The abyss has gazed into your soul and once found, it cannot be lost.
    >> That Angel 11/20/10(Sat)21:07 No.12872093
    Doesn't matter, you all burn the same.

    Ah, no, that's some kind of potion?
    >> Viktor Reznov 11/20/10(Sat)21:08 No.12872102
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    my name is Viktor! Reznov! and i will HAVE! MY! REVENGE!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:08 No.12872104
    Oooh, not even close. I'm more of a free agent.

    HAHAH Good luck with that. It's been 3 years since I've started and you fucks haven't even gotten close. I love watching my exploits on the news.

    Cute. Too bad psionic blockers are cheap. Good guess on the fear though, you were close. It's actually centipedes. Nice try on the threats. The government's known how to disperse your kind for almost a decade.
    >> I'll suck your bus 11/20/10(Sat)21:08 No.12872109
    Yeah, the best part about it is, you wouldn't know whether it happened or not.

    It's cool though, souls corrupted by us get a special part of hell. You even get the option to become a demon instead of damnation for eternity.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:08 No.12872112
    Without private property, there are no earnings. Don't you get that? If they rise up as a state, they will be torn down under their own weight. This is the natural cycle of things. Your methods will require an ruling state of elites to ensure that people don't just band together and say "GET OFF MAH LAND!" and shoot your ass for thinking they want to share it. You'll require an entity with more power and control than any of the currently existing states.
    >> Comrade Golem !x/rEAGmjT6 11/20/10(Sat)21:09 No.12872113
    Ah is that the time already? I must be off to begin the daily tasks.

    First I shall be helping an old man load his milk cart so he can make his deliveries, after that I will be delivering mail and newspapers, then helping some local stores unload their new stock, followed by street cleaning and I must not forget that I am to assist in cleaning out a sewer this afternoon as well.

    Remember comrades. Help each other. Don't hate each other.
    >> That Angel 11/20/10(Sat)21:09 No.12872115
    >Your best bet would be having a construct vessel fashioned. Human bodies aren't really designed to have more than one soul inhabiting them at once, particularly something as overwhelming as an angel.

    Oh, I can't believe I missed that, thank you! Linear thought and time/space are seriously fucking with me.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)21:09 No.12872118
    It's actually a drink spewed by the fountains of Asgard and can sometimes spontaneously form from the spiritual detritus of slain gods. You can also find it at any reputable Odin's Big House of Drink canned and carbonated. I'd advise humans not to drink it, it can cause some explosive results if you're not sufficiently Illuminated.
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)21:09 No.12872120
    God, those were the days, eh? Shit, the stuff I was involved in that I don't even remember... I think we even levitated the Pentagon one time.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:10 No.12872124

    Guys, seriously, I REALLY KIND OF NEED SOME ADVICE HERE. I... should I just turn myself in? Oh, jesus, what are mom and dad going to say?
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)21:10 No.12872131
    Look man, it will be rough, but hunting down other supernaturals is your best bet.
    I am sad to say that you will -not- be able to live the most MUNDANE of a life as a supernatural. You will experiencem any abnormal things, this being the worst case scenario for you. Other best bet would be trying to get a GOOD lawyer, but winning a court case is unlikely. The best case scenario is this getting bumped down to manslaughter, and your sentence depends on what kind of judge you get.
    Trust me, joining a group that hunts down dangerous supernaturals is your ONLY true way to avoid a prison sentence/being hunted down.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:11 No.12872138
    Lmao do you even know how magic works? its just symbolism weaponized. you got enjoyment out of the sexual act with a sucubuss? and now your a twisted soul...you think rape means ANYTHING to a demon of lust and power? its stool for her, it only means something to YOU. the look on her face will be nothing compared to yours when she hands your soul in...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:12 No.12872141
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    What skin contact?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:12 No.12872143
    Listen to this man, you do not want to go to a supernatural/former human prison.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:12 No.12872146
    Perhaps you should consider a role as a teacher. The age of divine justice is over. You may be able to evade humanity and the other supernaturals for a time, but it's not going to last forever. You will make a mistake. If you try and guide humanity to a more righteous path through words, you may accomplish your aims all the same.
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)21:13 No.12872154
    No elites, simply the actions of the average person. It's pure democracy, unlike the Red bureaucracy of the Soviet Union or the imbalanced authority Capitalism brings through unequal distribution of currency.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)21:13 No.12872155
    It was less levitation and more that it just shot straight up into orbit. Luckily someone remembered to draw a pentagon in chalk around the pentagon so that Nyarlathotep couldn't get out again. And then we threw eggs at the personnel and ran away. The problem is that I'm not sure if that's happened yet because of Yesterdaytodattomorrow time.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:13 No.12872156

    First you need to stay calm. Relax. Chill. You're obviously at a machine somewhere so load up youtube and put on some relaxing music. Jazz, maybe. Freaking out will not help you and may trigger another shift and compound this whole mess.

    I'd say you should definately get in contact with a supernatural friendly lawyer. They'll have a better idea on the best possible legal path than anyone on an image board.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)21:14 No.12872165
    You touched her Skin? You are fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:14 No.12872167
    Godspeed, Comrade. May whatever gods see fit to do so grant you blessings for your generous work on behalf of those less fortunate.
    >> general_heavy 11/20/10(Sat)21:14 No.12872168
    in a few days the US military is going to allow vampires to orcs to join our ranks
    >> Alexander the Psion 11/20/10(Sat)21:14 No.12872173
    Yeah that's why am dateing a classy sorceress, not having to wory about getting my soul sucked out threw my lips, or other body parts is rather nice.

    Wow, umm...thank I am glad this is still mostly anyonomous I think you just painted a rather large target on my back for the NAACSP to shoot at all of us Psions.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:15 No.12872178

    We need more supernaturals like this.
    Fucking bro-tier. You are fucking bro-tier Comrade Golem.

    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)21:15 No.12872179
    Again, what do you do when someone just says "get off mah land" and is willing to enforce this from the barrel of a gun? Kill him for defending what he's earned? You can't force others to your way of life and claim that you support human freedom.
    >> That Angel 11/20/10(Sat)21:16 No.12872196
    That happened about 73 degrees left of yestermorrow.

    Actually that doesn't sound quite right, I don't think this language has the appropriate words.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:17 No.12872199

    You are the best golem ever, Comrade golem.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:17 No.12872204
    Okay... okay. I called my parents, they said not to move, they're getting in touch with a lawyer.

    But I... if going hunter is the only option, I'm running. I can't do that, I just CAN'T, I'm NOT a fighter, all I really wanted was to go into architecture or game design or something.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)21:18 No.12872211
    Are we talking forward drift yestermorrow or backward drift yestermorrow? Which places it either next week or December 12, 1974.
    >> Tusks McGee 11/20/10(Sat)21:18 No.12872212
    Being an orc in human society is hard as hell. I have a masters degree, and there are still people who think I work for security!


    Kid, in my college days I got into a fistfight with a human in a bar, some frat boy who got drunk enough to pick a fight with an orc. I beat him, held back from killing him, but even though everyone there testified in my defense I had a hell of a time in court. Supernaturals have one hell of a time pleading self defense, so unless you take whatever plea bargain that gets you into a hunter group, you're screwed kid.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:18 No.12872217
    I am actually seriously considering this. Amending the constitution is to explicitly allow this sort of thing is going to be a bitch though
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)21:19 No.12872222
    If you're truly a werewolf, you can. Being a hunter doesn't mean hunting down innocent supernaturals, it means hunting down the things that mean to do humanity harm. The servants of the old ones, pure blooded demons, angels, etc.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)21:19 No.12872223
    Boy I have been TELLING you your only option!
    A task force that hunts down dangerous Supernaturals!
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)21:19 No.12872229
    I cannot be dispersed fool. I am a part of the very world itself. To destroy me is to destroy a part of the world. And I have never found anything that could harm me, and being an Avatar of war, I have enountered a lot of harmful things. Last time I was in a governemental base they couldn't stop me so i think you are bragging. Unless 300 dead hunters counts as a reasonable sacrifice?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:20 No.12872238
    Guys, I need some advice. I met this cute pixie girl. We've been dating for a while now, and I want to take the step into a physical relationship. What do I do? She's not even 12 inches tall?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:20 No.12872239

    Well you can argue that the will of the voters trumps the constitution.

    If he was to run never claiming he was from the USA and the people voted for him then would you be able to call yourself a democracy if the result was overturned?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:20 No.12872243

    Relax kid. They'll figure something out. No one is going to *force* you down that road.

    Anyone with half a brain knows that forcing someone to fight who doesn't ends pretty poorly. Waste of time and resources.
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)21:21 No.12872256
    He doesn't have land though if he's not using it, and there's no force involved. What would provoke somebody to specifically piss somebody else off in that manner anyways? The average person holds no hatred towards other average people and has no reason to try and meddle with others if there is no power structure oppressing that person.
    >> That Angel 11/20/10(Sat)21:21 No.12872257
    Depends entirely on the flavor and spin on temporal feedback. I'm not entirely sure at this point.
    >> Tusks McGee 11/20/10(Sat)21:21 No.12872258

    Two words: magic lube.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:21 No.12872259
    /r/ drawfaggotry of Comrade Golem.
    >> I'll suck your bus 11/20/10(Sat)21:22 No.12872264
    You might not want to take my advice on this (being a demon made of pure lust and all) but pixies have some batshit psionic power, and tiny hands can do things a vagina can't,
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:22 No.12872272
    You can use land without being on it at a specific moment. If I leave on business and come back to find that some asshole is in my bed and eating my food without my consent, I'm going to throw them the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:23 No.12872282
    Oh, you're an elemental? I was under the assumption that you were a spectre, cause of the name. Also, notice I never said destroyed. Just dispersed. You'd reform right where you were when you were dispersed, possibly no more than 6 hours later, but most likely 24.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)21:23 No.12872283
    If you RUN, one of those task forces that I SUGGESTED you join will hunt YOU thinking that you went BAT SHIT CRAZY!
    Do you think you can run from a group made up of Golems, Vampires, Werewolves, Fae, Orks, and other Supernaturals!?
    Oh, lets not add in the fuckign PSIONS and humans with the high tech gear to TAKE YOUR ASS DOWN.
    Your two options where you MIGHT survive are serving a light sentence, or joining said taskforce.
    If you run, you will get killed, possibly worse depending on how sadistic the group hunting you is!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:24 No.12872287
    No, you don't get it! Has the world gone fucking crazy or something? I'm... I'm just this GUY, I'm not a fucking action hero, I hate violence, all I ever wanted to do was eventually settle down with somebody nice and build cool things for a living!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:24 No.12872289
    Look, don't let anyone here talk you into anything. The people pushing for the kill team option? THEY'RE RECRUITERS. They're trying to convince you it's the only way, but it's not, you need to talk to family and legal counsel.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)21:24 No.12872294
    You're pretty delusional if you think people will just live and let live without a state. People will continue to enforce their will through violence, people will continue to try and build states to gain power over others. Power and freedom both will still stem from the barrel of a gun. I can see lots of reasons for a man to be saying that without a state present.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)21:25 No.12872300
    Basically, time works in two equal and opposite directions. It's why past lives actually come from the future and all science fiction is memories of it. But basically, Yesterdaytodaytomorrow Time takes advantage of the third invisible vector, which kind of just twists and turns randomly, forcing you in and out of your conciousness at different points in history, including in different incarnation. I once spent three weeks as a Snakeman of Velusia and a couple days as an Elder Thing in the Adromeda Galaxy. But then suddenly back to Fiji...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:25 No.12872305
    I don't know if I want to take the advice of a being of pure lust. I want this to be special and loving. I don't even know how to bring this subject up with her. Hell, I don't even know if her species can have sex the way humans can!
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)21:26 No.12872308
    You're a ball of fur and predatory muscle that can't be brought down by an m2 machine gun wrapped in a 16 year old kid. I've been hunting for decades and my only supernatural ability is having to listen to an old one nonstop.
    >> I'll suck your bus 11/20/10(Sat)21:26 No.12872309

    Does nobody in this thread understand how we work?
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)21:27 No.12872328
    Succubi aren't all bad. Had a nice relationship with one during the eighties. Broke it off when things got too intense and I was shifting time periods too often. Still see her every so often, think she's a psychologist now...
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)21:28 No.12872338
    Except you would NEVER have a normal life!
    You are stronger than 10 unaugmented humans combined!
    You can rip through SOLID STEEL, you can take bullets to the gut like a FUCKING TANK.
    Sure, you may be able to lead a "normal" life for a little bit, but unless you can TOTALLY control your emotions you rage WILL come out at some point!
    And what if the moon comes out when you are feeling a little bit angry? What happens? YOU GOT BAT SHIT -NUTS-!
    And you have already killed/eaten a human, a mundane. Like I said you MIGHT get a light sentence but that is unlikely. JUSTICE has called, are you a BIG ENOUGH DUDE to answer, or will you RUN!?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:28 No.12872340
    Kid, look. Go to a reputable website on species biology, and learn.

    ...though learning how to fuck certain creatures can really piss them off. If she initiates, let her "teach" you.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:28 No.12872341
    Do not let them push you into this, you're a minor with an uncontrollable condition, you have rights. There will be consequences, but it's very unlikely it's as harsh as they make it seem. Everything will be ok, get with you family as soon as possible.
    >> Tusks McGee 11/20/10(Sat)21:28 No.12872342

    Welcome to the life of an orc. We were using night vision to engage enemy forces before they made goggles that let humans see almost as well. Why do you think people were so afraid when they started hiring us as mercenaries in third world countries?

    Historically, Orcish mercenaries were the reason Africa was able to resist being colonized until that damned mage plague wiped most of us out. We're coming back though, Orcish China ftw!
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)21:29 No.12872352
    If somebody's needs are fulfilled and their ambitions are within reach, then they will likely see no reason to simply take control of others, and if they do, then the people around them can decide to ostracize this person. Most crime today is caused by the Capitalist-state power structure preventing people from eating and finding shelter, learning what they want and then getting a job they want.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)21:29 No.12872353
    I'm kind of an elemental and War god. I manifest as a spectral Knight however. Don't seem to be able to change that since it was how I last looked in life.

    Disperse me? If you disperse me for a few hours, all water in the world, all accorns or trees would cease to exist for a few hours. What Exactly would cease to Exist I don't know, but i know I am intimitely bound to an element of earth. So take it at your own risk. It might be water, and you are 60% water after all... And I'll be back hunter boy. I'll be back.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)21:30 No.12872357
    >Do you want to get your dick sucked and enjoy life and then BAM SHE GETS HER TROLL FACE ON AND TAKES YOUR SOUL!?
    There you, fixed it for you ma'am, my apologies.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)21:30 No.12872366
    This man has no idea what he's talking about. The measures they take to control supernaturals with criminal histories are brutal and unforgivable. You'll likely found yourself permanently bound into human form (you haven't seen someone in pain until you've seen a werewolf that's being forced not to change under the full moon) and thrown into the general population, where they will eat you alive.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)21:32 No.12872378
    I believe you're delusional. People always want more, they will do what's necessary to take more.
    >> Tusks McGee 11/20/10(Sat)21:33 No.12872393

    This. We're just strong, more accepting of magic, and can see in the dark (not counting the tusks and occasionally horns). People are scared enough of us, and they'll come after you with every law on the book if they can.
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)21:34 No.12872404
    So you make it so that they can get "more" without harming other people. Consider the Soviet Union; little violent crime because most people were fed and sheltered. The main crimes came from people who were given power over others, the managerial class, who were corrupted by that power.
    >> I'll suck your bus 11/20/10(Sat)21:35 No.12872412
    Thank you.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)21:36 No.12872427
    These two are right on the money.
    Plus, the humans who work with you in the Hunter corps are some of the most accepting of Supernaturals you will ever find.
    I almost beat a Mundane to shit after I learned that he tried to rape the daughter of my Psion team mate after we were hunting down a rogue Psion. We humans in the Hunter Corps see past your outer levels.
    My best drinking buddies are orcs, though they outdrink me
    Seriously, I am out after 3 Orcish Rotguts, I come to they tell me they had 25.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:36 No.12872428
    Kid, DO NOT take anonymous legal counsel on a public message board, just wait for your parents and do not let anyone talk you into a kill team. This is the only advice I can offer, but they will keep trying to get you, they love werewolves, they love how durable they are, how they can turn them into vicious killing machines with the right cocktail of drugs. Don't do it.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)21:36 No.12872429
    He's right. Don't take up with the hunters, you'll be shuned for the rest of your life by everyone, mortal and Immortal alike. You'll be used as a tool, not like a true person, you'll have no rights, only duties. If you ask me it sounds like paradise, but I already spent my time soul-bound to a hunter untill I could one up him and murder evryone in his bloodline. Mortals should learn that a ghostly visage of an armored knight is *not* a toy to be used at will. Or at all if it concerns me.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:36 No.12872430
    I can't look into that kind of stuff! My parents are very traditional and I kind of need their support until I'm out of college and have a good job. Also, I'm pretty sure I'm her first relationship. It took forever for us to be able to kiss without her turning invisible from embarassment.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:37 No.12872439
    Look kid, ignore the recruiters, ignore the anti-supernatural fearmongering GI Joe types, and above all, ignore the xenophobic nutjob. His anti-succubus crap should tell you what he's really like.

    You think this has never happened before? That nobody else ever changed violently at first? This shit happens. It's not good by any means, but there are ways around it. This is the DEFINITION of temporary insanity, and if you can get a halfway-decent lawyer and and a jury that isn't ready to railroad any supernatural (see decent lawyer for jury selection), you have a good shot at beating this. Worst case, you just get manslaughter, and even that's only if your attorney fucks up. I know a guy you can get in touch with, he owes me. Don't panic, and don't make any stupid decisions like joining the murder brigade. Calm down, think rationally. You can beat this.
    >> HDA 11/20/10(Sat)21:39 No.12872457
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    There I go.

    Sorry Iceland.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:39 No.12872461
    Where's a Muse Drawfag when you need one.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:40 No.12872467

    You don't even need the drugs, honestly. Uncle Sam loves him some werewolves in SWAT teams and the Army and Marines. A soldier who can take a shot and "walk it off" is invaluable, y'know.

    I mean, regeneration does next to fuck all for IEDs, but it saves your ass if you get hit somewhere other than your vest, or in a spot where the plates have failed from prior rounds...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:40 No.12872469
    Iceland here.
    Apology not accepted. You dick.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)21:40 No.12872471
    Hey, I fixed my comment, thats just plain cruel.
    I am not xenophobic of supernaturals at all. Like I said my best drinking buddies are orcs, I support Comrade Golem for president, and I think that 99.99% of all supernaturals are peace loving citizens of the countries they inhabit.
    I am just pointing out that the establishment does -NOT- like having upper level unnaturals commit crimes without heavy punishment.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:40 No.12872472
    (by the way, has anyone archived this?)
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:41 No.12872475
    Wow. Uh, you DO know how to delete history, yeah?

    If not, try downloading Google Chrome, then using their Incognito Window option.

    But yeah, I can give you a bit of advice.Well... The main thing, I have found, when dealing with pixies is to be gentle and delicate. A q-tip is a great tool.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:41 No.12872482
    Be patient, let your parents seek counsel from a pro-supernal attorney to see what your options are, and just relax. Don't panic and bolt for the hills, or hook up with a "monster squad" team. Just stay calm and let your folks take the reins for a while. They're wiser and more patient than you think, trust me.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:41 No.12872483
    ...Alright, you're right about some things. I'm not running. And you're right, I can rip through steel, I could probably eat a few bullets without flinching, I could fight if it came down to it.


    I am more than the sum of what I was born as. I... I'm a pacifist, alright? My entire life, I've believed in the possibility of a world without war, without killing. I WILL NOT give up on that just because it would make things easier for me, personally. I'm gonna go to court and face the music, and whatever happens... happens.

    My parents are pulling up outside, I've gotta go. Thanks for all the help, guys.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:41 No.12872489

    I figure it's probably the same as with any other relationship: talk to her about it! Though if she's really as shy as she sounds, you might need to take it really slow. Assuming she's not naive as well though, the idea has possibly crossed her mind once or twice.
    >> HDA 11/20/10(Sat)21:41 No.12872492
    Well whatever. You'll be dead in a bit anyways.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:41 No.12872493
    Vampires' got your back bro
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:42 No.12872510
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)21:43 No.12872521
    Shame to not see you join us in the Hunter Corps, but good luck.
    Where can I donate the money for your lawyer too? I hate seeing a good kid, supernatural or no, go to prison on a err of youth.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:43 No.12872523

    Good show, kiddo. Hold strong and best of luck.
    >> Tusks McGee 11/20/10(Sat)21:44 No.12872533

    That's how it goes down if someone in the community takes and interest in you getting a fair trial. Odds are you get your rights conveniently ignored, even if you don't get shot "resisting arrest" by some trigger happy cop looking for action while you're in human form instead of turning yourself in.

    Trust me kid, I've been there: it doesn't end well if you let them do as they will, because well... they will.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)21:45 No.12872542
    Och Thor... Damn it HDA, If you start a war and I'm forced to spend the next few months in Iceland I will frie your circuitry! Bloody computers... Don't you have anti-virus?
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)21:46 No.12872550
    Get a mage to cast shrinking on you man.
    Or cast enlarge on he-
    Oh. Shit, she's a fae. DON'T CAST ENLARGE ON HER. Magic does bizzare things to them.
    But yeah, I can hook you up with a mage to make you the same size as her if you want.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)21:48 No.12872572
    If I punch myself spec, would that summon you to me instead of iceland?
    We could then just sit around a fire, lighting punching each other in a circle with a bunch of my other pals and just drink.
    >> HDA 11/20/10(Sat)21:48 No.12872582
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:49 No.12872588
    Thanks for the advice on that, but how do I even go about bringing it up? I mean, I've been with other girls, but they were human. What if something I say offends her? I don't know anything about their customs and taboos. I even took a course on supernatural relationships, but they didn't cover Pixies. The closest they got were gnomes.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)21:50 No.12872602
    My experience as a hunter has been decidedly different. You see, when the old ones gain purchase in my mind during 'nam, I found myself changing. Initially I tried to cover up this madness with alcohol and drugs, but before long I had fallen fully to it. I gained abilities well beyond the ken of mortal man, space and time meant much less to me than they had before. I was in the process of setting up cults when the hunters finally brought me down in '87. They spared my life because the guy in charge of the unit served with me in 'nam. They affixed this collar to me, it took the power out of the whispers, let me see them for the madness they truly were and let me put my knowledge to good use, even if it did destroy my access to my abilities (good riddance I say). The hunters have done nothing but help me.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)21:50 No.12872605
    Is she Seelie, Unseelie, or Sidhe?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:51 No.12872618
    I.. I dunno. She never said anything about that. What's the difference?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:52 No.12872621
    Which is why I'm saying to get a lawyer and turn yourself in. Don't give them a CHANCE to railroad you.

    Oh please, that "correction" was just as bad. Sure, all succubi are going to pull that. Not bigoted at all. Oh, and you're really going to pull the "Some of my best friends are orcs!" crap? You realize that kind of remark's become a running gag these days, right? And while we're at it, "unnaturals?" Really? You want people to believe you're NOT a bigot, but you call them "unnaturals?" And if you feed me some line about how your "orc friends" are okay with it, I might have to find you and smack you one just for being stupid.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)21:52 No.12872623
    Supernaturals are treated differently. This isn't a minor psychotic episode, this is a fundamental nature of his being. Many werewolves have changed violently in the past, and most of them were violently put down within weeks. I hope this kid appreciates your advice when he finds himself screaming in agony as his flesh boils in the process of attempting to change.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)21:52 No.12872624
    Okay, where is your main server located? I've got a copy of AVG 5.0 here, I hope this is still up to date... I'm no good with computers. I've been working on this technological warfare but I don't it'll help you much.... Aaaah fuck it, here we go England has declared Iceland theirs. And Denmark is contesting.
    You dick. I'll get you for thiiiiiiissss...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:52 No.12872626
    Helped you, and killed many who did not deserve it, I hope you can understand why those of us who oppose them do so.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)21:52 No.12872631
    Kind of like the difference between Welsh, Scottish, and Irish.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:53 No.12872647
    More recruiter scare tactics. You're sending KIDS to their deaths, how do you even sleep at night?
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)21:54 No.12872654
    Many hunter groups are based in fear and ignorance. Not all of them are just out to kill all supernaturals. There *are* supernaturals that exist to devour and destroy humanity, believe me I know this VERY well.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:54 No.12872655
    Is this a joke? I don't get it. I really need help here. Is there a big difference between Seelie Unseelie and Sidhe?
    >> HDA 11/20/10(Sat)21:55 No.12872656
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    My main server is on the moon. Also, I appear to have just installed anti-virus software.

    It's so weird, having no control over your own actions.

    Huh. I just commandeered a plane.
    >> teka 11/20/10(Sat)21:55 No.12872663
    rely on honesty, first and most.

    just sit down together.. err, move her lifted chair over closer to you, and sit with her. gently take her hand between thumb and finger and say.. hmm.. sweetheart, i love you, i care about you.. and i wonder if our relationship can go to.. err.. the next level.

    and then she will either have a tiny, tiny blush, or she will get her hundreds of brothers to come and slice you into ribbons in the night.

    remember, respect first, last and always.
    don't be afraid to ask a lot of questions if she starts mentioning anything about Circles or Deals or anything like that.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:55 No.12872667
    So the solution is to join the psychos doing that to these poor kids? Hell no. Your kill squads just prolong the paranoid bigotry against the supernaturals. "Oh, look at that, he resisted being murdered for existing! They really are monsters!" You're as bad as they are. You say they helped you? How many of the innocents they put down could have been helped instead of being murdered?
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)21:56 No.12872670
    I'm not sending kids to anything. Proper hunter organizations are well trained and well informed on the matters. They do their best to get people like myself that actually know what we're fighting (as much as anyone can really know what we're fighting) and are doing a good service for humanity. You're damning a child to a lifetime of utter hell that's all too likely to be cut short. How do YOU sleep at night?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)21:57 No.12872685
    I don't think I like the sound of this one.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)21:58 No.12872694
    Not kidding. It's just like that. The Seelie are generally friendlier and are kind of the summerish fae. They tend to like bright colors and such and such. Unseelie are the capricious winter fae and tend to be assholes. At least in my experience. Both sides there are entirely weak against iron. Then there's the Sidhe. Who tend to be simple country folk, though I've met an entrepenurial leprachaun or two in my life times, and are generally very, very Irish. Some of the Sidhe have less to worry about iron too, though not a lot. Sometimes you can tell fae's disposition by the color of their skin, hair, and their personalities. Is she summery or wintery? Dark haired or light? Up beat and friendly or a little melancholic? Or is she passionate and a hard worker? Different factors can tell you which upbringing she's got.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)21:58 No.12872695
    Oh, you were in 'Nam to? What side? (I was on both, but whatever) I was mostly in the north. Where were you?

    Well see, technically I might be a demon so I can't be possesed, so I don't have to deal with any of that... But I was soul-bound to a Hunter you see, different bussines entirely. It's a weakness of my kind, it is very easy to draw our souls out and force us into servitude. However one ust be very carefull on the contract and end license agreement because we will try to exploit every last slip or failure.

    My time of service was spent in the states mostly, hunting down rogues, the usual. I only managed to get free after 30 years when the Hunter carelessly flew in the same airplane as me (In the air, the contract was void) So I ripped him apart and tracked down most of his bloodline. Still not entirely done with that but one has too prioritize.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)21:58 No.12872698
    Yeah, it's not like I don't have a timeless entity of hate and hunger trying to convince me to drag the world into damnation all day every day. Surely I don't know what I'm talking about when I say there are supernaturals that only exist to prey on and destroy humanity.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)22:00 No.12872710
    If you are saying that Succubi do not, at the instictual level, want to nom souls than you are the one being silly.
    Two, as for me calling them unnaturals that was a slip of the tounge, meant to call them supernaturals, as I have been saying them majority of the time.
    Three, other than you no one else has called me a bigot, and numerous time if you have read all my posts I have been largely in support of supernaturals. To me, it seems you are just have a bone to grind with the Hunter Coprs.
    >> Tusks McGee 11/20/10(Sat)22:00 No.12872714

    One of my fifteen brothers, the oldest, helped put me through college working as a hunter. Don't knock it: they don't have the manpower to do most of their intel work, they go after who the authorities point them at because they don't have the resources to make sure the cops minded their P's and Q's. There's a problem with the system alright, but the problem is in common opinion, the courts, and the justice system, not the guys who actually do the fighting.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)22:02 No.12872731
    I fought for the American forces. I don't honestly remember much past busting up that cult. I remember my service getting a lot bloodier after that, a situation that probably helped advance the old one's hold on my mind.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:02 No.12872732
    Anybody archiving the sagas of Werewolf Kid Freaking the Fuck Out and Dude With Awkward Sex Questions?
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)22:03 No.12872749
    Writing from a PC I just nicked of the corpse of an English soldier. This thing is filled with pictures of his girlfriend... oh well.

    Man, I just go to Iceland. Do not do something stupid with that Airplane, seriously. Last time in Algeria was... messy. No more shit with airplanes.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:05 No.12872758
    Yes, I believe so.

    Airplane? I'm curious. Will you tell us the story?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:06 No.12872763
    She's fair skinned, her wings are similar to a dragonfly's. She's outgoing in public, except for PDA, in private she's very shy and soft spoken. Her hair usually matches the color of the leaves on the local trees, and turns brown in the winter. She's pretty hardworking. I would have failed most of my classes if it weren't for her. She's never mentioned any kind of aversion to iron, but she did get a rash on her hands once. Does that help at all?
    >> teka 11/20/10(Sat)22:06 No.12872765
    Well, maybe i am overly careful. Its just a matter of being polite and respectful. If you have any kind of relationship at all i would hope she cares enough to be understanding rather then vengeful.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:07 No.12872778
    Look, I'll allow that they perform a needed service IN SOME CASES, but all too often, our society is using them as a crutch. You talk about how the problem lies in the courts and justice system, and I agree. Specifically, it's that they simply don't EXIST for supernaturals. Once the kill teams get mobilized, no other recourse exists, no chance for a nonfatal resolution, and certainly no jury. These teams aren't just sent after the irredeemable "I AM THE END OF EVERYTHING" psychos, they're often sent after people who've panicked, who've just undergone a change that they've never experienced before. They're freaked out, they panic, something goes bad. All of a sudden, there's a kill team on their ass. Again, I'm not saying they should never be deployed, but they need to be the last resort, not the first one, as is all too often the case.
    >> Tusks McGee 11/20/10(Sat)22:08 No.12872785

    Just know you're gonna get looks kid. I haven't dated any more fey or humans than I have orc girls, but it has to be something special to be worth that shit.
    >> Red and Black !!j5nJtwIUFuN 11/20/10(Sat)22:08 No.12872786
    Your blatant stereotyping of Fae is pretty fucking racist.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:08 No.12872788
    With luck the reason England declared Iceland their's is because they had chased the Catholic and the Nazis there.

    If so HDA might have just saved everyone.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)22:09 No.12872797
    Might be Sidhe, but is likely Seelie. So always assume an version to iron, even the ringing of an iron bell can be painful. Advice? Hmm... Treat her to a nice dinner with some lamb or some other choleric meat. Milk as the main drink, but with a little beer or whiskey on the side if you can. Make her comfortable but try to show that you've got some power, though do not flaunt it. Try to get her in a comfortable demeanor and then talk to her.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)22:11 No.12872822
    Oh! You were that guy at the Cthulhu freaks cult. Oh I remember. I think I murdered a lot of your budies afterwards. Might have blown up your baracks to. And your base. Maybe I stalked from house to house slaughtering everything with a pulse. I'm not sure if it was there or in Ruanda... these things get confused.

    As it happesn I occasionaly talk to the Old ones on my trips in the netherworld. They are... weird... a little hard to understand and they have a penchant for genocide. Oh, and from what I understand you will never be free and your soul will be consumed when your body is destroyed. You could try selling it, but then you get all those demonic things... There are no cool gods to bargain with anymore like in my day.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:13 No.12872843
    Now, I don't think that's true. Allah will always be there for you. He's been there for me since the 1400s, at least.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:13 No.12872848
    So tried to upload this image already to find this.

    I'm going to skip all the political discussion here. Everyone probably left ages ago. But I'm in a tricky situation. I'm a Goblin Wizard - Yeah, we exist. Just because some Goblins are lazy good for nothing crooks doesn't mean we all are. But I digress. What exactly am I supposed to register as? Do they expect me to register twice or something?!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:13 No.12872849
    He could always try with the angelic host, but there's little difference between being an angels' bitch and a demons'
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:13 No.12872850
    Should I cook a home meal? I'm not really a good cook, but she gets really shy talking about intimate things in public.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)22:15 No.12872871
    >Oh, and from what I understand you will never be free and your soul will be consumed when your body is destroyed.

    Yeah, I'm fairly well aware of that. But no sense crying over something I can't fix. I'm just happy to do what I can to keep their influence out of this world.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:15 No.12872876
    I'd avoid it really, atleast in America. It seems like everyone there believes your diet consists of infants.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:15 No.12872877
    It's the Airborne Laser.
    It's what they use on the large scale entities.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)22:16 No.12872883
    I'm not a fan of angels. In my experience, they're little better than old ones.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)22:16 No.12872887
    Something you cooked yourself tends to be better with the fae and that many of them, especially those raised as troubadours, can have a tendency to be private. And be carefuly with your words. Specific wording can sometimes be very important.
    >> I'll suck your bus 11/20/10(Sat)22:17 No.12872890
    Register as a goblin, the "magical human" entities are just that, magical humans.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)22:17 No.12872892
    Some terrorist hijacked an airplane of Air France near the passage of the sun... that's christmas for you, they executed the passengers one by one untill the SWAT team stormed them, killing all 3 terrorists and suffering two casualties. In the end 43 people died. I Appeared there, because wherever there is fighting I appear, and it turned out that the terrorists had been supernaturals (a fey, an orc and a troll) who were fighting for equal rights. Back then we were not widely known or accepted. And so I killed the SWAT team to remove witnesses. Except hostages saw me, and so I killed them, but a sniper saw me... well, you get it, in the end, 347 dead. Terrible tragedy. But our secrecy was preserved. For a year or two...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:17 No.12872895
    >they're little better than old ones

    I know, oh how I know. We at least get the occasional moment off though, so there's that.
    >> Tusks McGee 11/20/10(Sat)22:18 No.12872909

    Our manager is an angel, and I agree with this 100%! Although they look much better in a tight blouse than cthulhu.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)22:19 No.12872913
    Yeah, but you also don't get the same abilities to ignore the limitations of time and space. I didn't have much control over it, but I remember it being very handy and always working towards the completion of whatever aim I had at the time.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:20 No.12872933
    >Yeah, but you also don't get the same abilities to ignore the limitations of time and space.

    Sometimes I get punished for not doing things I haven't been ordered to do yet.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)22:21 No.12872938
    Piss of with your pussy god. I bargained with Morrigan Saim-hann and I became death incarnate. And I still am, even after her demise. Your god of love and suicide has *nothing* on me. And besides, I don't indulge in hypocrisy. I am death, I bring death, no excuses.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)22:21 No.12872940
    Ugh, I don't mean the lesser angels that we associate with having wings. I mean things like Seraphim and Cherubs. They're little better than the spawn of madness. The lesser ones just have a stick up their ass.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:22 No.12872949
    Agreed. It's not really their fault, it's that whole "divine order" thing. When they literally get your orders from on high for so long, they lose all creative, non-rigid thinking, and they become the most OCD control freaks imaginable. Demons and the like may be annoying, sure, but at least they can be creative, and let other people be creative.
    >> Tusks McGee 11/20/10(Sat)22:23 No.12872960

    Don't see too many of them... primarily because it would fry my brain.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:23 No.12872961
    Hey, the suicide bombers do not reflect on Islam at large! They're just like those crazies you get with any other religion.

    Sometimes I don't know which gets me more stares, my religion, or being a centaur.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:24 No.12872970
    The least being former mortals who after an eon or so of service get promoted from slave to slave/servant.
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)22:24 No.12872971
    Gazing into the abyss becomes a bit less damaging when you've already hung out in it.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)22:24 No.12872975
    If you want to be able to unwilling ignore the boundaries of time and space, try hunting down one of the Golden Apples of Discord. Take a bite. Fun things happen and then suddenly Tomorrowtodayyesterday Time!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:25 No.12872984
    No offence, but it's probably the horse parts. Especially if you're not wearing pants.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)22:25 No.12872986
    Maybe it's the lack of a bow? Or do you wear a tulband? Back in my crusading days we always picked them out on the tulbands
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)22:25 No.12872989
    I think I've had enough fun with living personifications of madness and chaos, thank you.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:27 No.12873004
    Oh wow. I mean, it seems like a horrible thing for you to have killed everyone, but I understand why you did it. Still doesn't make it right in my book but I have no place to judge.
    Is there a certain size fighting has to grow to before you appear there or intent?
    Sorry if I ask too many questions, bf reminds me I need to be more cautious about it since it's landed me in trouble before.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:27 No.12873007
    >enough fun with living personifications of madness and chaos

    I submit that there is no such thing.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)22:27 No.12873013
    It's not as bad once you reach third stage Illumination, but I can see where you're coming from. Some people just can't handle it. On the other hand, I've had tea with Nyarlathotep twice out of my last four jumps. In the Pentagon. On a general's desk. He knew he could do nothing to stop us...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:28 No.12873023
    Look. Buying custom made pants for my unique posterior is prohibitively expensive at my current pay grade. So screw you!
    The last time I used a bow and arrow was in the 1700s. It's probably the headwear.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)22:28 No.12873026
    I don't even understand the concept of time anymore. It's silly but when all you do is kill things it kind of loses it's meaning. I am so bored... I wish i could do something other then killing sometime... I sealed this contract before free weekends and holidays were introduced, so...
    >> Black and Gold !GMjSZlTbR. 11/20/10(Sat)22:29 No.12873030
    I submit that the voices in my head disagree with you.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)22:29 No.12873032
    I submit that you have yet to meet one. Ave Discordia, all hail Eris.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)22:30 No.12873043
    I heard Eris is a pretty hard partier.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:31 No.12873048
    Shit, man, you know that guy too? I get that predicting anything is sketchy at best when dealing with those chaos types, but if you see him again, remind him he still owes me that twelve bucks.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)22:32 No.12873057
    I appear at the nearest, largest fight. So when things are boring around the world, I usualy get dumped in bar fights or riots. Many a police line have I charged on horse. On rare occasions I also get dumped in domestic disputes, and those are just awkward. I usualy end up tiptoeing my horse to the door and try to get out unnoticed.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)22:33 No.12873067
    I see him, Eris, Yog Sothoth, and on occasion Leaviathan and its lovely betrothed the computer FUCKUP every couple of jumps. It happens more frequently once you've joined the A.A. or have become at least stage four Illuminized. Crazy, crazy world.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:36 No.12873092
    Yeaah, that was kinda what I was hoping I wouldn't hear. What's keeping you from picking up something like baseball or horse shows on the side?
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)22:38 No.12873104
    I occasionaly end up near them to whenever something gets misaligned in the mortal world and my physical being is excorcised. Freaky types those. I never could get along with other gods, and then these guys go and claim they are better then Morrigan! So I don't along so well with them. Still have to go over for tea on occasion, matter of courtesy.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)22:40 No.12873129
    Yeah, always better to shake the tentacle and have a spot of tea than to piss of a being made up of ten thousand bubble glowing with colors not of this realm and constructed entirely of liquid madness, right?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:41 No.12873131
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    Notice to all Ghosts, Specters, Poltergeists and other immaterial beings;

    Do not, under any circumstances register with the SRA. There is currently a proposal being pushed through the US Senate to brand you as 'Satisfactory Intelligence Magnetic Resonance Confluences'. If this goes through, a similar bill will be introduced into allied countries and so on, until it has been passed across the entire world.

    The result of this bill will be to declare you as unpersons, existing only as the memory of people or events that once occurred, acting only as programmed by the personalities and traits of your original form. You will be less than animals, not alive, not intelligent, nothing more than resources to be harvested for certain UnderOps programs. The registration list will allow them to track down and box you up.

    If you believe that your immaterial existence will keep you safe from these members of the SRI and humanity in general, I would advise you to direct your attention to England, and the sudden rash of apparition disappearances along the Welsh border. This is project: BLACK DOG in action, and the entities that they have created there are the least of your worries, should this come to pass.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)22:41 No.12873138
    I can't because Humans never stop fighting. Never. I'm fighting right now. I've been fighting this whole time. The less humans fight, the more down time I get. I haven't had a holiday in 1800 years. I could just not fight, but I'd still be present at every fight. Lately I tend to watch more, see how humans perform on their own. I do usualy side with the underdog, so I murder some Americans occasionaly.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)22:44 No.12873166
    oh Morrigan, we have another paranoid little bastard here. Listen mate, what you are suffering from is called a brain larve and it makes you feel scared and experience halucinations. There is no treatment and you are going to die. Just... don't bother me with it.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:45 No.12873174
    So. I just talked to my Pixie girlfriend. Things went really well. She mentioned that if we were intimate our souls would be bound together for as long as she lived, or something. What does that mean, exactly?She seemed to imply some kind of immortality or something, I didn't want to press her on it, it seemed to be a delicate subject. I'm not sure how I feel about it.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:46 No.12873179
    ...basically, you're getting married to her. For life. No divorce possible without painful magic rituals.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:46 No.12873182
    I'd expect he'd show up at Soccer games. (post game riots and all)
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:47 No.12873195
    Have you considered getting certified as a mediator? It'd have to be a distance learning program in your case, but it seems like you'd be pretty good at it. When the magical spirit of conflict starts trying to talk people out of fighting, they tend to listen. If you're always getting dragged into these things anyway, you might as well get paid for it.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:47 No.12873196
    Just from sex? Honestly that doesn't sound so bad, but I don't know if I want to be immortal.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:48 No.12873200
    Haha, yeah. American football games too, maybe.
    Read an interesting essay comparing the game to war and how much of the language is similiar.
    >> teka 11/20/10(Sat)22:48 No.12873204
    this is a time to break out that cookbook your momma gave you.

    avoid bleached flour, artificially hydrogenated oils, excesses of salts and spicy pepper (serve these separately at the table)

    i can encourage home-made breads. wheat bread, barley bread. heck, grind your own barley flour if you can.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)22:48 No.12873205
    Kind of like marriage if a piece of your soul and personality was added to her being. Potentially it could be used to make a changeling or a true fae if you have enough magical essence. It's kind of like the reverse of a Soul Birth. Instead of a bunch of people dying and turning you into an immortal, you give up a small piece of yourself and shorten your life a few minutes and become pseudo-immortal.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:49 No.12873214
    Yeah, I think George Carlin did a bit like that too.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:50 No.12873234
    You seriously THAT head over heels for her?

    You sure she didn't charm you? Go get checked out by your local mage, son.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:51 No.12873238
    Define "pseudo" in this context. Seems kind of an important detail when immortality is involved.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:52 No.12873251
    If I'm having second thoughts doesn't that imply that I'm not Charmed? Besides, she's not like that.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)22:52 No.12873256
    Ocasionaly I do, yes. Mostly England. Before the fall, that is. I like the style of Hooligans, no armor, crude weapons and little skill... it reminds me of my days as a human, fighting celts and Fey.

    There's one problem with that: I can't stop people from fighting. I can't because I am an avatar of war. I can only encourage them to fight or kill things myself. I cannot stop a fight. Certainly not a good fight. And I do like killing things in general... Just not always, you know?
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)22:53 No.12873260
    Why not?
    You can be bound eternally to you true fae waifu.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)22:54 No.12873276
    In that the rest of you isn't immortal, just the little bit she would borrow. Unless of course she decided to go farther and do some of the tricky things that the fae do.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:55 No.12873280
    Yeah, fair enough. Hadn't considered the compulsion you face. My bad. Is there at least a "dick-around" option? You know, can you show up and not contribute, just start doing your own thing? Spectral Sunbather, away!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:55 No.12873282
    If you wish to believe that, you may. I have seen the bill and the witnessed the entities in question, and I can assure you that this is the reality that you will shortly be dealing with. Spectrals will soon be a resource, like gas or coal, one that may propel humanity far above it's current state.

    There are some very powerful forces at work, and they are currently aligning against you and your interests and freedoms.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:55 No.12873291
    Wouldn't I have to watch everyone else that I care about grow old and die, while I remain eternally young? Would I have to register with the SRA?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)22:57 No.12873311
    Theoretically, but that first bit loses its sting when you've got an immortal wife and kids. The second one is true, but if you don't register, what are they going to do about it? You're immortal.
    >> Episkipos Yournamehere 11/20/10(Sat)22:57 No.12873312
    They won't answer my questions about shit like that and most of the Immortals I know don't care. What is a pseudo-time traveler to do? Do I register or continue not caring about the system? And Specter, just jumped back again. Saw you in a riot in DC in about four years. Said hello. You looked kind of confused.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)23:03 No.12873381
    I decided to ask further about it, it seems our souls would entwine or something. My body, being the "chariot of my soul" or something like that, would be whole as long as my spirit remains in it, and the aging process would slow to equal that of hers.

    Also, she mentioned she MAY have Charmed me, accidentally, just a tiny bit, the first time we kissed. She honestly doesn't seem too sure on alot of the facts about her people. She left home at a young age to attend school. She wants to go into law.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)23:04 No.12873390
    Well wouldn't you be? I just came from georgia, suicide attacks and fighting in the streets. 5 minutes ago I was in some little town in the middle east poisoning the water. Now i'm in the immaterium again.

    Yes, I can dick around in a "how will I kill them this time" fashion. The longest I've been in one place for an extended period of time was Germany during WWII and latter Japan. So as you can imagine, I can't really plan ahead. Go to plenty of pubs though... I usualy have a drink there when I can. A lot of drinks. Very many, many drinks...
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)23:05 No.12873403
    Everyone you care about matters not when fae poon enters the equation son.
    Also, like >>12873311
    said, you will have a new immortal family and the SRA really won't care. You just don't age, so unless you plan on causing some scenario where you can just wait it out they got no reason to care.
    >> zeeanon 11/20/10(Sat)23:06 No.12873411
    A tiny fae lawyer?
    Oh hell yes.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)23:07 No.12873420
    Doesn't concern me, unless they are planning to destroy the world. Agh, you know fuck it, Next time I'm near congress, I'll burn it down, saw salt into the ground and eviscerate any pedestrians. I hope that'll help. Or not. Whatever, I'm still doing it.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)23:09 No.12873458
    >531 posts and 20 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

    ... I think we need a new thread, guys.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)23:11 No.12873472
    And to archive this one.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)23:12 No.12873478
    I'd say we're well into autosage at this point, guys. Archive this shit. This thread is fun as hell, and it needs to be preserved.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)23:13 No.12873490
    Done. It's on suptg. Needs to be upvoted, though.
    >> Spectral Knight 11/20/10(Sat)23:16 No.12873517
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    Yes, we need to do this more often. Good night /tg/ I'll see you tomorow.

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