!!A9MSDRJaEJd 11/19/10(Fri)23:18 No.12861083|
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"If you don't mind me asking, how are you growing that fruit?"
>Ben: "I'm not right now. It's been keeping in the cellar since the growing season. Don't worry, we keep good care of it. Fresh as the day it was picked."
"So who is Gil, anyway?"
>Ben: "Ah, I don't like makin' headway for other people. You'll get a proper introduction in person, I'm sure."
>Ben: "So how is it? Good?"
>Ben: "I knew it! I knew it. See, even humans like my fruit salad! It's that good! I don't like to brag, you know, but I actually got this recipe off a powerful lich who had an affinity for fresh melon. Now, he couldn't eat it himself, but he'd make it all the time whenever someone came to pay their respects. I knew him through a mutual friend, a displacer beast who somehow got their hands on a ring of intelligence so strong it would lose sleep at night over the meaning of life. Can you believe that? Anyway, I think a hero got him since then, but just as he lived on after his own death, this recipe lives on after his un-death.
>...You know, I make some pretty good custard, too."