>I don't care what you think
You care enough to come here and cry
>playing a fat-ass vampire is on the same level of that Twilight bullshit, which detracts for the real good vamp. lit.
Now look what you've done, i had to put my smart pants on.
1. The fatass vampire fits better than nosferatu, if you're talking physical attractiveness.
2. The fat ass vampire fits perfectly the line descended from the time when orgies carried on for weeks
3. Vampires are old folk tales from times when the world was much more dangerous. Back then people were afraid of the night. Now? We're afraid of the system, we're scared for our children, and we abandon the past because we fear ridicule. The fatass vampire exploits the system to prey on the children, while staying anachronistic and ugly, and happy about it. It's just a modern adaptation of the old tale. You could take the fangs away, and it'd be scary if you read about it in a newspaper tomorrow.
Bombardini fits as a vampire better than an angsty teenager in leather. Goth kids are dime a dozen, not interesting and plebeian. Bombardini is one of a kind.