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    1.04 MB Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:11 No.12711995  
    Fuck you, 4chan and /tg/, for being responsible for this http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/11950118/

    One of my players just linked me to your fucking archives after spotting what he thought might have been a bullshit character I had to kill and kick out from my ongoing Vampire campaign. Turns out, it was, and that fucker was the one who spent months fucking over the other players, all because of some imagined grudge.

    We play the game how we like it, and I'm sorry that one of your members was too fucking stupid to realize that. He literally ruined the game for another player by derailing plans they had talked to me specifically about, all because he was hurt that his character wasn't important to the plot yet. You ever wonder why I kicked him out? It's because he's just like the rest of you: an asshole who doesn't know how he should really play and a terrible role-player who doesn't get that when players discuss events with the GM before hand, it's THEIR plot. Then, I see he gives me shit about my gender online and anonymously. Asshole.

    Seriously, fuck you guys for encouraging this shit, and go back to your shitty basements where you don't get laid or have friends.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:11 No.12711998
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    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:15 No.12712009
    butthurt aspie is butthurt
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:18 No.12712023
    Dude, isn't your other player a likely fa/tg/uy if he browses our archive?

    /tg/ is a neutral force. We help assholes and we help people deal with assholes, because from our point of view it's all good and we get entertainment from the feedback.

    Also your post made me laugh, thank you angry gay DM. Also your gay analogies sounds really, really hamfisted in your player's post. So don't be offended if we don't find your criticism of us being bad roleplayers to heart.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:18 No.12712024
    Wow, you think I'm mad? Some asshole ruined a game, made fun of my players beliefs, and then gets praised for it? What the fuck is wrong with you people, that you can't stand letting people enjoy role-playing in their own way?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:20 No.12712034
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    Keep up the good work /tg/
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:22 No.12712049
    >you think I'm mad?
    >fuck you guys for encouraging this shit, and go back to your shitty basements where you don't get laid or have friends.
    You sound pretty mad, bro.

    You also sound like a bad DM. I'm assuming you're the one the OP was on about. The thread seems to branch around a lot.

    I mean in the end it doesn't seem like we did much other than say "Yeah, that DM sounds pretty bad". I am lazy, so please explain why you are so mad more clearly and what did we encourage him to do.
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    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:22 No.12712051
    Well, let me put it this way: based on the OP I'm about 60% sure you're just a troll and not the actual DM.
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    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:25 No.12712061
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:27 No.12712068
    Fuck you, it was the fat goddamn vampire in that thread. Asshole went around ruining my game until we finally decided that it was too much and needed to kick his ass out.

    Then, the bastard busts out storytime halfway through the thread where he details EXACTLY how he fucked over the game with his shitty character. I don't care what you think, playing a fat-ass vampire is on the same level of that Twilight bullshit, which detracts for the real good vamp. lit.

    And you cheer the asshole on. Seriously, there's a reason I killed his character when he went out to smoke: his character was broken and not fitting, he wasn't a good roleplayer because he didn't even understand the point of how I run games, and he kept annoying other players by disrupting things THEY talked to me about.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:28 No.12712075
    I dunno. It's the internet. That's just our way of expressing mild dislike.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:28 No.12712078
    You're a guy who carries on a masturbatory fantasy for half a year, and WE'RE assholes? I beg to fucking differ.

    And there's nothing to talk about, we already know you and your group. Mister Bombardini is bigger, smarter, fatter, and more entertaining than you.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:29 No.12712088
    I just read the archive OP, if you are just trollin' then troll on bro.

    If you actually the gay DM who uses his game as a soapbox to drone about BS conspiracy theories and who uses a real-world disease in a game without understand it at all and who, when called on this bullshit, starts ranting about how your critic is a homophobe and a closet homosexual, then....

    ...you have no business running or playing a game.
    >> Professor Stein !!vHvjsj4/P7l 11/07/10(Sun)09:29 No.12712091
    Reported for shitposting OP.

    You aren't welcome on this site or board, So just fucking run away and never turn back.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:30 No.12712096
    I ran the Vampire game that got ruined. Way to read, dumbass. Then again, I shouldn't expect anything more from 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:31 No.12712105
    Are you the DM of Mister Bombardini? He sounds a lot cooler than your other players. Also your group seems to be full of metagaming dicks and you're a fiating piss poor DM.

    Your group sucks, man.
    >> MisterBombardini !!GwSzGBiufrD 11/07/10(Sun)09:32 No.12712111
    Somehow, I always knew this day would come.

    And I'm getting a laugh out of it.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:33 No.12712120
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    if OP is "Lord Ralem", I just... hahahahaha. "Lord Ralem". lol.
    >> Professor Stein !!vHvjsj4/P7l 11/07/10(Sun)09:33 No.12712122
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    Okay i'll bite and watch, I'm betting there's some awesome rage incoming from a bunch of people.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:34 No.12712126

    God bless you, Mister Bombardini. It's nice to see the payoff from close-up.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:35 No.12712137
    From what I understand, Bombardini was created for the sole purpose of upsetting srsfags being overly serious while playing overly seriously.

    The fact that OP came here to bitch about us means he's either a halfway decent troll or an incoherent drama queen like all the other vampire brats.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:36 No.12712153
    >playing a fat-ass vampire is on the same level of that Twilight bullshit, which detracts for the real good vamp. lit.

    Why is playing a fat vampire bad?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:36 No.12712154

    Would you believe I didn't think he was real until now? I TAKE IT ALL BACK, and weep tears of maple syrup. Damnit, I meant joy. JOY!
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:37 No.12712159
    >Read story in thread
    >Awesomely amusing fat intelligent va,pire
    >Rest of group is boring angst machines
    >Player uses clever tactics
    >Group metagames a fuckload
    >DM fiats him to his death
    >Biased treatment of player in character creation

    You and your group suck, bro.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:38 No.12712164
    Horseshit, this is all staged. STAGED I say.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:38 No.12712167
    Fucking YOU! What the shit is this even about? So you didn't like my game, and didn't wanna keep going when Jenny decided that she didn't have time to keep playing. So why the hell did you do it? Seriously, explain how it was fun for you to keep going when you knew that no one liked you.

    And my game was intended for release, asshole. Not everybody has a job and an easy major. Some of us have to put up with the Business college, like Roland (good job remembering his name), and others are between work. So what if we use it to get over little problems? It's better than your strategy.

    And I don't even see how my gender is a part of this. I've struggled with this for years, and it is not just a tool to get laid. I don't need to change my body or appearance to know I'm a woman inside, and until the technology is better, I don't want to.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:39 No.12712177

    >GM of faggy vampire game
    >GM with bullshit gay conspiracy theories railroaded into the game

    same fucking thing
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:39 No.12712180

    Yeah, me too.

    Just some dude trying to make his fat vampire character seem awesome.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:41 No.12712193
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    This thread just became Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:41 No.12712194
    >I don't care what you think
    You care enough to come here and cry

    >playing a fat-ass vampire is on the same level of that Twilight bullshit, which detracts for the real good vamp. lit.
    Now look what you've done, i had to put my smart pants on.

    1. The fatass vampire fits better than nosferatu, if you're talking physical attractiveness.
    2. The fat ass vampire fits perfectly the line descended from the time when orgies carried on for weeks
    3. Vampires are old folk tales from times when the world was much more dangerous. Back then people were afraid of the night. Now? We're afraid of the system, we're scared for our children, and we abandon the past because we fear ridicule. The fatass vampire exploits the system to prey on the children, while staying anachronistic and ugly, and happy about it. It's just a modern adaptation of the old tale. You could take the fangs away, and it'd be scary if you read about it in a newspaper tomorrow.

    Bombardini fits as a vampire better than an angsty teenager in leather. Goth kids are dime a dozen, not interesting and plebeian. Bombardini is one of a kind.
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    >I don't care what you think, playing a fat-ass vampire is on the same level of that Twilight bullshit, which detracts for the real good vamp. lit.
    >I don't care what you think, playing a fat-ass vampire is on the same level of that Twilight bullshit
    >playing a fat-ass vampire is on the same level of that Twilight bullshit

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    >> MisterBombardini !!GwSzGBiufrD 11/07/10(Sun)09:42 No.12712199
    I was hard up for a game. And you're not going to get anywhere like this. If you wanna vent, take it off of 4chan. You know how to get my number, and while I think this is hilarious, I'd rather not have this play out online.

    And seriously? You guys weren't exactly welcoming. Then again, let's be mature people and deal with this in a non-public fashion. You know how to get my contact info, so utilize that power.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:42 No.12712204
    Yeah, this is all too perfect. The DM coming off as some ranting, raving mad loser? Yeah, it seems like an act.

    Still amusing, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:44 No.12712221
    You need to kill yourself, like right now. Get as butthurt as you can, and then just off yourself.

    You are the perfect example of a person who does not deserve to live. If you can take out the rest of your group (with the exception of Bombardini), it will be the only good thing your shit life could ever do.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:45 No.12712222
    I don't even know why the DM's mad at us. We just laughed at the story. It's not like we did some Elfslayer shit and carefully calculated how to fight the DM. Although from the sounds of it, it would be fun if we did.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:45 No.12712223
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    >Business college

    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:47 No.12712238
    We're so inured to this bullshit due to 4chan trollery that we've forgotten that people really can be like this in reality. Fuck, I checked a few WoD forums in the past and the drama-twats are all like this. Having one appear here automatically registers as fake due to our experiences with trolls.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:47 No.12712239
    Noooooo, we want to hear this! This shit's hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:48 No.12712245

    That would be pointless, because HE WAS ALREADY AWESOME.

    It's still fun to watch, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:48 No.12712247

    seriously. I just made popcorn.

    tell us about Roland and Jenny.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:49 No.12712254
    Why would you even OP.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:50 No.12712255
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    First of all.

    >implying that 4chan is responsible for the actions of /tg/ and vice versa

    Second of all

    >Read OP post
    >feels kinda bad, man
    >read archive
    >suddenly feel better

    Saging because this is too good not to be a troll.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:50 No.12712263
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    This thread is awesome.
    >> The Omar !!OUwxa3IWkZ4 11/07/10(Sun)09:53 No.12712280
    If the OP is pretty enough, I've no problem with his being a faggot.

    But, hey OP? Go die in a fire, please, and don't shit in a shithole of shit because someone happened not to like your ideological masturbatory fantasy and happened to tell tha/tg/uys here about it.

    Seriously, man. Everything good(Mielville may be an exception) instantly goes to shit the moment the author or someone else tries to stuff ideological beliefs into it, and everything bad is shit the moment it's conceived. You shouldn't have done it, damn you.
    >> sage MisterBombardini !!GwSzGBiufrD 11/07/10(Sun)09:53 No.12712283
    FYI: just got an e-mail. We're taking this private. I know, it's not as entertaining, but I figure I shouldn't be a complete asshole.

    Sage for letting this die.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:55 No.12712293
    For shame.
    You should at least provide us with an update when this is all over, anyhow.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:55 No.12712299
    It's bit late for that now MisterBombardini. You've already been through two or more public storytimes with us.
    >> The Omar !!OUwxa3IWkZ4 11/07/10(Sun)09:56 No.12712305
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    I demand more delicious drama!
    >> sage MisterBombardini !!GwSzGBiufrD 11/07/10(Sun)09:56 No.12712309
    Can do. Seriously, though, just let it die, I'll post a new thread if there's anything interesting. Last thing I need is for someone to stir up more shit and make my job harder.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:58 No.12712317
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    this had better be archived.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:58 No.12712318
    Your job?
    Somehow I'm getting the feeling this is all fake and your tripcode has been cracked. Otherwise there would be no need for this to die off in obscurity.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)09:59 No.12712325
    This is delicious tears.

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