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    174 KB Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:04 No.12554133  
    Picking up ladies:

    Maximum time you can roll to pick up a lady per night: 2, or 2Xbase CHA modifier, whichever is higher.

    Maximum number of ladies you can get at once: 1, or base CHA modifier, whichever is higher.

    Bonus on the roll to pick up a lady: The sum of all your base stat modifiers plus half your level, with STR and CON given a weight of 1.5 and CHA given a weight of 2.

    Situational modifiers:
    In Tavern, or some other place men go to meet women and vice versa: +2
    She's hammered: +4
    You're hammered: -4
    She is familiar with your deeds of heroism: Varies by deeds of heroism
    You are of higher status than her: +2 for every rank in between you and her
    You are of lower status than her: -2 for every rank in between you and her
    Obvious displays of wealth: Varies by display of wealth
    Charming tongue: +1 per every 5 ranks invested in Diplomacy or Bluff
    At a formal ball or the King's/Lord's banquet: +3 if you can make a DC 20 Knowledge(Nobility and Royalty) check
    You just saved their life/life of someone important to them: +10

    DCs of unmarried women:
    Commoner woman : 15
    Serving Wench: 20
    Female Soldier: 22
    Mayor's Daughter: 24
    Lords Daughter: 28
    Dukes Daughter: 32
    Barons Daughter: 36
    Princess: 40
    Unmarried Queen: 45
    Catherine the Great: 10
    How's this mechanic looking?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:08 No.12554155
    >Catherine the Great: 10
    I think you should roll NOT to fuck her.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:11 No.12554174
    rolled 1 + 4 = 5

    Female soldier. She's hammered.

    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:11 No.12554183
    Neckbeards everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:12 No.12554188
    rolled 14 + 4 = 18


    Holy shit I laughed so hard I spit up my drink.

    Art imitates life!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:14 No.12554200
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    Well done, OP.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:15 No.12554208
    Good except that unmarried female soldiers are much easier than serving wenches or commoners. Even the married ones tend to be pretty easy.

    I speak from experience.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:16 No.12554216
    rolled 4 = 4

    Serving wench, both hammered
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:16 No.12554218
    rolled 3 + 14 = 17

    Going after the queen, after saving her father from kidnappers and performed several other deeds, with high ranks in bluff and completely drunk!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:18 No.12554229
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    Looks like the dice know how /tg/ rolls in real life too
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:19 No.12554234
    rolled 19 = 19


    rolling for Lord's Daughter, she's hammered and i'm a Duke
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:19 No.12554235
    With Current 11th level DnD character

    10 rolls per night
    5 ladies at once
    22 bonus

    22 bonus? I think I'll go pick up 5 lady soldiers each night.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:19 No.12554236
    Seconded. Female soldier should be 18.

    Otherwise OP is to be applauded.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:20 No.12554240
    rolled 8 = 8


    She's drunk, and I have just enough stats + skills to need a 20 to pull it off.

    Gimme DAT ASS!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:20 No.12554241
    Hahaha. Well played.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:20 No.12554244
    Damn, you could pick up a princess on a natural 18-20.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:21 No.12554247

    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:25 No.12554267
    Even easier if they're hammered, know about my heroism or are impressed by my stuff.
    >> Lance !!Npc5sPH0mpC 10/24/10(Sun)08:28 No.12554275
    rolled 3 + 21 = 24

    I am level 20 with 10 STR, 12 CON, 14 DEX, 12 INT, 14 WIS, 14 CHA. Therefore 10+0+1+2+1+1+2+4= 21 bonus.

    Now the lady is hammered. +4
    But so am I. -4
    I have no money on me beyond a few coins for piss.
    Annnd she is the is the queen. so DC45 and I am a commoner. We will call that 8 so -16. And I saved the life of her 2 sisters by being smart and shooting the bandit rather then disarming. +20
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:28 No.12554276
    rolled 12, 5, 6, 5, 5, 19, 13, 5, 18, 7, 2, 2, 5, 20 = 124

    A player of mine's lesbian female oracle:

    Max ladies rolls: 2x7 = 14
    Maximum ladies she can get at once = 7
    Bonus to her roll:
    STR .... -1.5
    DEX .... 5
    CON .... 3
    INT .... 0
    WIS .... 1
    CHA .... 14
    = +21 on the roll.

    +2 for being in a tavern.

    She's fourth in the kingdom - Monarch, Archmage, General, Secretary, Warden, etc. etc. down the line of PCs.

    So, her rolls.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:28 No.12554277
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    >should roll NOT to fuck her
    Pic related
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:29 No.12554281
    btw what's the DC on your right hand?
    >> Lance !!Npc5sPH0mpC 10/24/10(Sun)08:29 No.12554284
    rolled 20 + 21 = 41

    :( Bummer

    Lets try again /tg/ now she is even MORE smashed!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:30 No.12554291
    If all your Intelligence is 4 or higher, you're good
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:33 No.12554305
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    Love it, except for
    >Maximum number of ladies you can get at once: 1, or base CHA modifier, whichever is higher.

    Really? In all my years of life, I've only seen or been able to pull that off exactly 4 times. (2 personal, 2 friends... obviously I can't account for all friends, so that may be higher).

    I'd say:
    Maximum number of ladies you can get at once: 1, +1 for each natural 20 and roll again.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:34 No.12554309

    >rolled 12, 5, 6, 5, 5, 19, 13, 5, 18, 7, 2, 2, 5, 20

    Over the night, assuming she goes for the right DCs, the oracle can get crazy with about two serving girls, 7 neighboring lord's daughters at once (about a +8 on this roll from status), a duke's daughter or four, and a neighboring princess.

    Aiming for the queen (-8) on the roll, but obviously being a national hero (+5) in addition to being at the king's banquet (+3) and getting the queen hammered (+4) but also being hammered herself (-4) bags the king's personal secretary a nightcap conquest that both of them will forever regret.
    >> Lance !!Npc5sPH0mpC 10/24/10(Sun)08:36 No.12554318
    Natural 20 and I still fail!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:38 No.12554324
    Just like real life
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:40 No.12554335
    DC for Catherine the Great is only 5 if you're a horse.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:41 No.12554338

    Oh god, tell me more. What approach is best for them.

    -4 Strength is a weakness of mine.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:47 No.12554372
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    OP here.

    Glad to see you guys like this. I'm going to see what my Barbarian can do at level 6......

    Stat Bonus = (Level6/2 + 1.5*4 STR bonus +1.5*3 CON bonus +2 DEX bonus -1 WIS bonus -2*1 CHA bonus +0 INT bonus) = +12

    So, if I was to become of equal standing to her, the highest thing on I list I could get is a Duke's daughter, and that's still on a natural 20. However, I can always get a commoner down in the bar, or a serving wench with pretty good regularity.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:48 No.12554380
    rolled 11 + 43 = 54

    After the queen, while drunk. My incredible stats and bluff ranks will bring me victory! Only a natural 1 would fail!

    (inb4 natural 1)
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:49 No.12554382
    >However, I can always get a commoner down in the bar
    They only want you because of your mighty thews.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:49 No.12554384

    Hmm. Also, this thing needs some racial modifiers. What if I'm an elf? Or an orc? Or something else?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:50 No.12554395

    They're an Elf = +20
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:50 No.12554397
    Orc males +5
    Elf males -5
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:53 No.12554404
    And I'm OK with that. I only want them for their broad hips and great bosoms.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:58 No.12554432
    I think more appropriate would be:
    Same race: -4 DC. (Half-elf elf would qualify)
    Similar race: At DC. (Elf - human qualifies)
    Odd pairing: +4 DC. (Elf + Gnome or halfling?)
    ORC+ELF style pairing: DC x2.
    Dwarf+elf style pairing: DC x10.
    God help the souls who try for a Dwarf-elf pairing.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:59 No.12554440
    Bar Wenches?

    Bar Wenches.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)08:59 No.12554446
    >situational modifier for status difference
    >DC adjusted by status of woman

    either adjust the DC or apply a modifier; don't do both for the same thing
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)09:02 No.12554463
    Make Orc+elf x4
    and Orc+human x2
    Multipliers apply to the base DC or the modified DC, whichever is higher.
    >> Lance !!Npc5sPH0mpC 10/24/10(Sun)09:03 No.12554466
    NO WAIT I DIDNT ADD IN MY +4 for her being uber drunk OR my -16 or +20. SO +8
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)09:10 No.12554508
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    As her standing goes higher and higher, she becomes more and more haughty, which stacks with her lack of desire to sleep with members of the lower classes. This was made presuming that most or all adventurers are commoner equivalent to start off.
    Ah, but that does not take into account women with racial fetishes (ie; if an orc tries to seduce an elf who, unknown to him, has an orc fetish, he's a really lucky orc.)
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)09:11 No.12554520

    What about a noble that's culturally slumming?

    I'm disattisfied with this ruleset. We need something to take into account fetishes. As well as some sort of racial normalisation matrix.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)09:14 No.12554550
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    Well, I'm satisfied with the mechanics, though this matrix and a fetish factor would be a definite factor. If someone is going to do this, do it relatively quickly. I've got a game tonight and I'd like to run the mechanic by the DMs to see if they like it.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)09:18 No.12554577
    Well der, but then fetish bonuses just eliminate the DC multiplier and possibly add a slight bonus.
    You just wouldn't know they have that fetish until after.
    But as far as a general rule of thumb? Might work. :P
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)09:22 No.12554603
    Dukes Daughter: 32
    Barons Daughter: 36

    I think Dukes outrank Barons, so these two should be reversed.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)09:23 No.12554606
    Alrighty, let me get my game design hat on.

    I'd say increase the dex mod to 1.5 in the case of elves, at least.

    Fetish bonuses vary between +2 and +8, depending on the strength of the fetish, and the alignment with the character.

    Easily Fulfilled Fetish: +1
    Average Fetish: +2
    Eosoteric Fetish +3

    Along with:
    Weak Fetish: +1
    Average Fetish: +3
    Strong Fetish: +6

    Combine the two. So hitting on a dwarf who has strong fetish for tall ladies, and you're a tall elf, say, would give you a +6 and +1 bonus. +6 because tall ladies really get him going, and +1 because he's constantly finding tall ladies.

    I'd probably say that that bonus gets reduced equal to your wisdom modifier, as well.

    -10 if you're hitting on someone with a conflicting sexual inclination. So Chad the Fighter hitting on Tony the Barbarian would be at a -10 if Tony is straight.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)09:26 No.12554626
    Sounds good, although the penalty conflicting sexual inclination.Seriously, not even a young Brad Pitt could pick up an actual lesbian or your average straight man.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)09:27 No.12554630
    >only -10 for wrong orientation
    You do realize how easy it is to be a Cha-whore Diplomancer right? -10 is nothing
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)09:29 No.12554649

    You'd need for him to be hammered, have 20 ranks in diplomacy, and be higher up than them to pull it off.

    I'd say that's an adequate penalty. Everyone has those experiences occasionally.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)09:31 No.12554664
    I'd say incompatible orientation is -50, but if he's really, really drunk and you roll a natural 20, you get him.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)09:35 No.12554684

    Hmm. Gender based modifiers, perhaps? Less for females, in my experience?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)09:58 No.12554803
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    rolled 12, 6 + 4 = 22

    female solider (high ranking officer)
    im dunk but so is she, and im a Master Corporal probably going right back to private if i fuck this up
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)10:00 No.12554827
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    drunken sloppy sex followed by a very awkward hungover morning.
    just like real life!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)10:04 No.12554850
    +2 for being a university student.

    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)10:06 No.12554869
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    >suddenly, sexy Luca

    Yes please.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)10:07 No.12554875
    I have 17 CHA, 6 rolls and +2 on the rolls for university student.

    I got 20, 14, 5, 6, 7, 13

    YES! Serving wench!
    >> Psyker Ted 10/24/10(Sun)10:08 No.12554878
    rolled 5 + 22 = 27

    Lucien, my fighter.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)10:15 No.12554922
    Is it bad that I just scanned down the DC list for the hardest one?

    >bangens was
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)10:15 No.12554925
    Ah....no, why would it be?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)10:15 No.12554926
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    rolled 23 + 10 = 33

    rolling to see if mike gets any
    we agreed on a -10 for same gender right?
    im thinking luka would be a DC 24
    dont think any situational modifiers apply here
    so miku, you getting any tonight?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)10:17 No.12554942
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    >my fucking face when +10
    my bad
    sorry miku but your 23 is not high enough
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)10:19 No.12554951
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    >so miku, you getting any tonight?

    She getting any alright, GETTING SCRAPED THAT IS!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)10:36 No.12555053
    Miku's DESIGNED for this shit.

    THey must have know she'd be getting groupies.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)10:44 No.12555100
    rolled 5 + 4 = 9


    Female soldier, she's hammered, 5 ranks in bluff.
    >> ShadowcatLover 10/24/10(Sun)13:41 No.12556277
    I wink at Violet....
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)13:48 No.12556313
    rolled 3 = 3

    Rolling for spell research

    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)13:56 No.12556385
    So, uh... +5 DC if she's married I guess?
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    You know, I'm noticing a trend of fa/tg/uys who want the female soldier...
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)14:02 No.12556422
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    >Catherine the Great: 10
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)14:23 No.12556554
    remember because status counts... ugh.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)14:38 No.12556636
    level 16 minotaur barbarian gets 20, potentially 30.

    Str = 9
    Con= 7.5
    wis = 2
    He would be inebriated. Dont know if the queen he is attempting to seduce would be. Then again if her were throwing the party, like she would be.
    tavern setting = 2
    Status = He is a hammer lord. Equivilant to a King of the human nobility.

    I suppose I get the +10 as well, what with my saving the world and all...

    So thats 30 total. Not bad, for an ex slave. Gives me an even chance to take the queen to bed for the night. Though, seeing as how the DC would increase by 5 if I were to not call the following morning I guess not.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)16:04 No.12557275
    What about the impact of spells?
    Charm person would almost certainly give a bonus.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)19:34 No.12559689
    What about the creatures existing attitude towards you? I imagine seducing a hostile princess is hard for anyone but a diplomancer. Seducing a friendly one should be much, much easier.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)19:46 No.12559817
    well considering my character is 17 and SHE has saved everyone in the town several times so she's familiar with and that her base stat bonuses give me +30 to my modifier... so i have like a +40 modifier.

    Yeah i'm not rolling. She's just gonna go grab the soldier, Lord's Daughter, and Duke's daughter and have a 4 way lesbian orgy
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)19:55 No.12559906
    Shooting for a dwarf chick (commoner) at a tavern (for +2.)

    Total of all my stat modifiers, multiplied appropriately ~= +3

    Level 1, no other outstanding modifiers... Shit, I've got about a 50% chance.

    LET'S DO IT!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)19:55 No.12559914
    rolled 16 = 16

    Whee, I fucked that up.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)19:58 No.12559930
    Mino, eh?
    seems like we need to add to the pairing table
    Weird Coupling: +6
    Borderline bestiality: +12
    Actual bestiality: +20

    again, mitigated by fetishes.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)19:59 No.12559935
    Any modifiers for different races?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)20:02 No.12559957
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)20:09 No.12560009
    You are different size categories: +4 for each category of difference
    You are different races: Varies.

    Human/Dwarf, Gnome, or Halfling: +4
    Human/Elf or Orc: +2
    Human/Half-Elf or Half-Orc: +1

    Half-Elf/Half-Orc: +2
    Half-Elf/Orc: +4

    Elf/Orc of Half-Orc: +8
    Elf/Dwarf: +6
    Elf/Half-Elf: +4
    Elf/Halfling or Gnome: +2

    Dwarf/Orc or Half-Orc: +8
    Dwarf/Half-Elf: +4
    Dwarf/Halfling or Gnome: +2

    Half-Orc/Halfling or Gnome: +6

    Halfling/Gnome: +2

    Anything/Warforged: +15 ('Anything' includes Warforged.)
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)20:12 No.12560035
    rolled 6 + 12 = 18

    Going for a Commoner woman, in a tavern, of equal status to me, before either of us get hammered.

    I'll use the stats of my last D&D character, a level 6 swordsage: +2 Tavern + 3 (level) + 5 DEX + 1.5 Con - 1 Int +3 Wis - 1 Cha + 1d20+12

    I think I'll try to be a little more ambitious actually. Let's go Mayor's daughter.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)20:14 No.12560043
    rolled 20 + 11 = 31

    well, this should be one lower, since I didn't double weight CHA, but none the less, I was shot down. Let's see if I can find a barmaid to comfort me.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)20:16 No.12560069
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    rolled 4 + 11 = 15

    >>12560069 FUCKING NERDS
    You people and your oxymorons.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)20:17 No.12560090
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    There are no penalties here for women trying to pick up other women.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)20:21 No.12560129
    I don't recognize that panel. New update?!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)20:23 No.12560148
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    In the same train of thinking, there are no men for women to pick up.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)20:25 No.12560174
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    Ah, there you are!

    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)20:25 No.12560176
    So I'm a warforged fighter of a rich commoner trying to seduce a warforged advisor to the queen.
    Would roughly put her on the level of a Lord's daughter. High enough for a proper rank but just barely.

    DC28 +15 for warforged +2 for a single rank above me -6 because I've lead the army against the gnoll army= DC39
    I have charisma 12 and Diplomancy trained at level 17. That gives me +14.
    Lesse that makes that a difference of 25. Oh ass, when is Unit 364 the "Skullfaced" getting laid?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)20:25 No.12560178
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    I'm %90 sure that's just one of the bonus images, and not part of an update.
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    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)20:38 No.12560347
    Well shit, dude, warforged don't even have genitals unless they have their bodies modified specifically to have them.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)20:43 No.12560411
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    Pleasureforged, forged for their pleasure. From your local Pleasureforged forger found at the local forgeforged forging foundary.

    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)20:46 No.12560443
    rolled 8 + 18 = 26

    OK, 2 tries, I can pick up one... all my base stat modifiers=9 total as I am level 2, +1 for level, +1 for cha, +1 for str and con. so thats 12...+at a bar so 2, and she is drunk, so that totals 18, then I just bought 2 rounds for the whole tavern, so +2 more? thats a +20 bonus to my roll... going for the mayors daughter so -2
    need 24
    >measurable politics
    captcha is rolling as well it seems
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    Hmm...building a lvl 30 druid for a campaign with my local group.

    Base charisma is 16 (before gear and such), so 6 attempts.

    +20 from over-all stat bonuses...
    +15 from level.
    Tavern? Sure, why not. +2
    Hammered? Immune to poison.
    She's hammered? Nae, I'd rather have 'em lucid.
    Familier with deeds of heroism? Thousand-faces to be under the raydar atm.
    Social status? Druid. So either hobo for living in the woods or demi-nobility by simple power, but I'm not aiming for any single individual.
    Moving on.

    Displays of wealth? Looking good in epic gear, dyed to match rather than looking like the technicolor hic-up it'd be without preperation. Greens the theme, 'course. Let's say with a +4.

    Charming tongue....Seems like a +6.
    Formal? Newp, slewthing into town as a bird, stealthing in unnoticed much as I can.

    Recently saved someone? Probably, but again, hiding.

    Adding a +5 for tossing a few charm potions in the drinks.


    Use a combination of Thousand Faces and some bluff checks in order to get some interesting-looking lovers a bit more intimate in public than they otherwise might be, slowly building it up into a rather lewd party at the inn. From there, seduce the cheriff's wife (and then the sherriff to get them both in on it) so that the law's not going to be a problem. Gradually work my way 'round the town 'till the entire place is too hot'n'bothered to sit still anymore, get some of the more smashed gals to set up a strip-tease, and let the whole mess coalesce into a public orgy.

    Have fun at the castle ball folks. You'll hear about where the party Really was in the morning.

    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)22:06 No.12561270
    72 (nat 20 btw)

    Whelp, gonna be busy a while.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)22:09 No.12561305
    awwwwwwww yeah
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)22:33 No.12561525
    rolled 19, 2, 1 = 22

    Why the fuck not?
    Getting me some soldier pussy, no need for drinks.

    +6 CHA (+6)
    +3 STR (+2.25?)
    +4 CON (+3)
    +4 WIS (+2)
    +3 INT (+1)
    +3 DEX (+1)
    9 Bluff (+1)

    Only need a 6? Screw that! I'm getting two Soldiers drunk in a tavers and getting them both!

    44 - 8 - 4 - 16 = DC of 16. That's more like it!
    >> I like alignments !!zCDnoQ1ejCk 10/24/10(Sun)23:04 No.12561794
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    >Charm person would almost certainly give a bonus.
    >Charm person
    >This charm makes a humanoid creature regard you as its trusted friend and ally
    >trusted friend and ally
    >friend and ally
    >> I like alignments !!zCDnoQ1ejCk 10/24/10(Sun)23:05 No.12561810
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    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:06 No.12561816
    rolled 8 + 37 = 45

    Okay, 4 rolls for ladies a night, and 2 ladies at once. Using my level 19 swordsage, so...
    +5 str, +6 dex, +6 con, +3 int, +6 wis, +2 cha.
    He's minor nobility, so let's say he's going for... a princess. We'll call it... three ranks difference, so that's -6, setting my total modifier at +37. DICE, DON'T FAIL ME NOW!
    >> I like alignments !!zCDnoQ1ejCk 10/25/10(Mon)01:58 No.12563525
    Bumping a hilarious thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:07 No.12563590
    Has this been archived? I don't have time to read it now.
    >> I like alignments !!zCDnoQ1ejCk 10/25/10(Mon)02:16 No.12563692
    Done. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12554133/

    Was on the fence about this one (some threads aren't good archive material even though they're fun at the time), but what the hell. The first five posts were pretty great.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)11:30 No.12566641
    ...this needs to get exponentially more difficult for epic heroes.

    Also, I would add a +10 to DC is she is "in a relationship", +20 if she's married, +30 if she's happily married, -5 if she's unhappily married.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)11:33 No.12566654
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    OP here.

    HOLY SHIT. This thread is not only still alive, but has been ARCHIVED?!!?

    Thank you, /tg/. I feel honored.

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