Now the second, Edward, is the person I'd like to interest you in. Our first game together was Mage, but his only WoD experience up until that point was with Werewolf; it showed, as he constantly played generic faceless hit-punchy characters, ranging from an army brat to a bland assassin to probably the most comically inept Abyssal in Exalted I've ever seen. I was alright for this, the other players needed a tank/comic relief/idiocy magnet, and he did that to a T. But the character for the purposes of our little story came about when he had the brilliant idea to try something different.
First off, this character was female. That was fine, I said, I've never been in the business of turning down characters based on gender or backstory. But wait, he claimed, there's more. She was also the victim of a rape, perpetrated while she was working for the Technocracy. Again, I decided to give it a go, wondering how he'd play this differently.
To put it bluntly, he hated men. All men. He had constant traumatic experiences, he would fly off the handle if any NPC or PC would make a lewd remark, and ended up being on the run from the law after crushing a cop's skull when his eyes inadvertently flickered to his character's large rack. And yes, he did specify that they were D cups.
Now why was this bad? The whole game ended up being about HIS bullshit. The other players were, with possible exception of the weeabasian, better roleplayers, but his constant freaking the fuck out and killing/maiming folks made the entire game about players trying to solve his shit.
Basically, Edward, you take an exercise that is meant for the enjoyment of all and turn it into a personal passion play for you at best, or a horrible masturbation fantasy at worst. You are THAT GUY. In your heart of hearts, you know it.
Now deal with it.