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Not my character, per se, but I was involved in some of his shenanigans. The guy played a half-orc barbarian in 3.5 who, despite having 6 int, thought he was the cleverest motherfucker this side of gorkamorka because he tried to macguyver everything, often with hillarious/disasterous results. To him, anything that exploded even VAGUELY in the direction of the enemy was a massive success.
Anyway, my character ended up getting pulled into his shenanigans once (dwarven gutbuster in spiky full plate mail who killed shit by hugging it to death and body slamming it against any solid surface). GM has a rule that if you roll 10 natural 1's in a row, your weapon breaks. Sure enough, krunk ends up having the head of his warhammer fly off into someone's window right as we're getting besieged by a bunch of zombies.
In all his 6-int glory, the first thing he thinks of doing is grabbing a 30-foot rope out of his pack, grabbing me, tying my arms together, then proceeding to use me as a giant, meaty flail. The GM, never one to pass up rule of cool, tells us both to roll for our attacks. Krunk's 22 strength combined with both of us rolling natural 20's basically equated to a pissed off ork waving a giant ball of angry, armored dwarf around, and cleaving down a fuckton of zombies in one blow.