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>The thing is, he might also try to enforce his rulership over cocks. He has ritual magic and +19 Arcana, there's no real reason he couldn't.
>"I mean, obviously, I understand why you like cocks. But can you honestly say you love cocks as much as I, anthropomorphic embodiment of all that is phallic? I don't just love or even *need* cocks--I fucking *am* cocks. All of them. At once. And they are as one in me."
This thread is a treasure trove.
Anyway, so he has dominion over cocks. That's ok. Now, make him work for it. THRONGS of men appear at his doorstep, screaming for bigger cocks, harder cocks, prehensile cocks. He is inundated with sendings from every male wizard in the world, begging him to do things to their cocks. Serving maids try to drug him, so they can get a ride of the Master Cock.
Don't let him get away from this. Stalk him with it.
He's the goddamn Lord of Cocks.