DM: Cole, you realice Rangers are not proficient with JOUSTING SPEARS, right?
Cole: Yeah, but I took a very small one that acts like a dagger, it's just for flavor, really!
Hannah: Ugh, Cole, why do you always have to make such shitty characters? Whatever, here's my PC...
DM: Uh, Hannah, this eye...
Hannah: Yeah, I took a bunch of mental flaws to afford it, hehehehe
DM: Ok, but please, try to actually ROLEPLAY your character and not just act like yourself please! Will, your sheet...wait, did you took Sociopath AND maxed your Empathy skill? Also, it says you're a hacker, but you've got no points in hacking"
Will: FUCK I KNEW I FORGOT ABOUT SOMETHING
Gary: Duuude, just take it easy, ain't the end of the world...hey bro, here's mah sheet thing...
DM: It's...full of cigar burns, ugh...and those are just random scribbles! Wait...WHAT? NO, YOUR CHARACTER CAN NOT BE A FUCKING JUGGALOO
Chris: Hey guys, sorry I'm late, here's Annie, my new friend, she's playing with us! We already made our own sheets!
DM: Uh, ok...wait, where did you got that overpowered weapon from? AND WHAT THE FUCK ANNIE, THIS CAN'T BE YOUR FAMILIAR, IT'S TOO OVERPOWERED!
Chris: *whispering* Please man, I think I can just get laid tonight, don't ruin it!
DM: Oh yeah, you can fucking BET on it