!!0fEYB5hrFn3 10/02/10(Sat)00:26 No.12295213|
To the roar! You search for the cause of the roar. Obviously, if something could be that loud, it’s probably dangerous, and shouldn’t be on your ship. Minutes pass by, the occasional roar and general growling helping you find the source. Once you do, you find you’ve never been so happy for large metal bars.
Standing inside the largest cage you’ve ever seen, there is a ten meter bipedal reptile. Its arms are tiny, but the two heads with serrated teeth the size of your head make you think it doesn’t matter. The moment it rests its eyes on you, it goes in to a frenzy and attack the metal bars with a gusto.
In an instant it stops and calms down. Surprised, not only by the creature but by its suddeny calm demeanor, Dolemite looks around. Behind various crates, you spy a man sized figure in red robes approaching you and the cage. Obviously your explorator, it approaches the cage and the twin headed reptile lowers its gigantic craniums to the ground up against the bars. Hands rise up out of the robes, and begin to pet the reptile, as it begins to purr contently. Without even looking at you, the robed figure says in a mechanical voice, “Ah, I see you’ve met Fluffy. I can’t wait till I can get some missile launchers attached to him. Then we’ll have some real fun.”