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    129 KB Zombie Quest Part 2 Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)23:21 No.12201589  
    First Zombie Quest continued from here:

    Please try to catch up in order to participate.

    Zero Day

    Today begins the fiercest fight you have had in your life. In the morning that you were about to throw yourself into the arms of death and onto the gates of LA VALHALLA, you- Rana Muerte El Santo has been delivered from the arms of death by two valkrye named

    GRainy and Dominic Dammit.

    As EL RANA MUERTE. You are able to switch between the powerful fighting masks that are taking up your inventory, however you yourself are not able to carry items. You can only GRAPPLE objects, most preferrably those of human shape, as it was your life's dream to die in the ring before the cancer kills you.

    Ironically, this very same cancer has rendered you immune to the zombie virus, however the pain of death by many many teeth is still a very real and very painful prospect.

    Your teammates await for you outside.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)23:24 No.12201636
    Force Dominic and gRainy to wear luchadore masks.
    Dominic should go meet the bro across the way.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/23/10(Thu)23:29 No.12201716
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    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)23:34 No.12201776
    Ho shit. Sorry luchabro.
    Best go grapple your guitar, do the mariachi shit to introduce yourself to your fellow ne'redowells, and go "el kabong" on some zombie victims.

    A Luchabro's gotta make an entrance.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)23:37 No.12201814
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/23/10(Thu)23:37 No.12201821
    Here Here now do something luchadorie.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)23:40 No.12201857
    Where the Harlequin mask (just above the Z mask) and go out to meet the day with our fellow allies.
    If we are to survive, we must tag team our abilities with that of our comrades for maximum effectivness!
    Find out about them and their strengths and weaknesses.
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/23/10(Thu)23:42 No.12201882
    >Hey guys found the cure to the T-virus it is cancer.
    Sorry had to you may not continue with your tale.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/23/10(Thu)23:46 No.12201916
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    Well said, Lucha-friend.

    The ground floor zombies have been dispatched
    >> Rider !!Ylufk7p3Z1L 09/23/10(Thu)23:48 No.12201935
    My vote is for the Z
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/23/10(Thu)23:49 No.12201946
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)23:50 No.12201963
    >> Rider !!Ylufk7p3Z1L 09/23/10(Thu)23:52 No.12201983
    I suppose it's time to find Poindexter. Remember to clearly announce that you are human. You wouldn't want to accidentally get blasted.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)00:04 No.12202123
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    I FIGHT.

    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)00:11 No.12202194
    > Dominic: Try to bond with the luchabro
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)00:13 No.12202217
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    Magic is real.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)00:14 No.12202240
    You bet your sweet bippy it is.
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/24/10(Fri)00:16 No.12202261
    Dom feel insecure for being shorter than your love interest.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)00:18 No.12202296
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)00:18 No.12202311
    I wish I had a girlfriend who was taller then me.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)00:20 No.12202332
    Grovel infront of the awesome luchadore
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)00:23 No.12202383
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)00:30 No.12202489
    rolled 6 = 6

    save pointdexter
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)00:31 No.12202498
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    No need giving yourself a new name. Because everyone will remember that it was you who started the zombie outbreak. No use crying over spilled pahtological agents however, you're either gonna have to live with the guilt or die like everyone else.

    But then again, the alternative was having to put up with assholes at 4 in the morning again- all over the world.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)00:33 No.12202531
    rolled 5 = 5

    Point dexter is awesome!
    but also possibly a liability
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)00:34 No.12202534
    rolled 13 = 13

    Do a wheelie
    >> Rider !!Ylufk7p3Z1L 09/24/10(Fri)00:37 No.12202594
    The won't remember if you don't tell them
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/24/10(Fri)00:39 No.12202618
    Mount maching gun to wheeled device and then acguire lab supplies to backpack.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)00:45 No.12202718
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    Illogical. Acts of dexterity has already been done. Besides, the last guy who said that had his face eaten off if you catch my drift.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)00:45 No.12202720
    rolled 2 = 2

    pointdexter shouldn't feel guilty, he has rebooted society
    Dom should knock on his door though
    >> Kael !XznQFPlSXo 09/24/10(Fri)00:46 No.12202738
    fuck yes. that's all i have to say to that image
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/24/10(Fri)00:53 No.12202842
    Poindexter make sure to have anti-zombie cure in your inventory.
    >> Rider !!Ylufk7p3Z1L 09/24/10(Fri)00:54 No.12202855
    Yes. This
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)00:57 No.12202883
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    Take responsibility. Collect samples and decipher a cure. You owe it to everyone you fucked over.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)01:05 No.12202971
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    Point Dexter always has one handy. It's a vial of some rare disease, that should only be taken IF a person is infected. Otherwise you just get infected with another more instantly DIBILITATING disease.

    In any case, he answers the polite door knocking.
    How polite.
    He answers it politely.

    Why hello there neighbor of the third flo- OH SHIT
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/24/10(Fri)01:05 No.12202974
    Why is griffith being mean to that loli?
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/24/10(Fri)01:06 No.12202996
    Poindexter tell your neighbor to come in before unwelcome riff-raff bust in to consume our brain matter.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:10 No.12203033
    rolled 7 = 7

    have luchabro pull its arms out and it's lower jaw off
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:14 No.12203063
    grainy luchabro and dom kill point take chainsaw meet up with carbine bro
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:17 No.12203097
    >poindexter started the zombie outbreak
    well obviously we should save him /sarcasm
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:17 No.12203098
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:19 No.12203113
    Say "Zombies are fucking shit up, lend a hand".
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:20 No.12203126
    we already have a tank
    remember luchabro?
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:20 No.12203130
    they wouldn't kill pointdexter, they don't know he did it. Out of character knowledge can't be used to further our own goals
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:21 No.12203138
    L4D refereance.
    to the "Oh Yeah!" Zombie
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:22 No.12203153
    Wait, pointdexter start the zombie outbreak?
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:24 No.12203175
    you realize he's also probly the only ne who can fix things, right?
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:24 No.12203177
    fairly certain we dont know luchabro has anti zombie cancer but we're still going to have him fuck zombies up
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:26 No.12203193
    fuck that carbine bro probably has some ability to repair stuff
    besides he's in a wheel chair this is an escort quest if i ever saw one
    >> Rider !!Ylufk7p3Z1L 09/24/10(Fri)01:28 No.12203217
    And probably more guns too.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)01:28 No.12203221
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    Well... fuck.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)01:30 No.12203245
    OP Here, I'm kinda fading. Nose just bled. Universal sign I should get some sleep right ?

    I've been up for 34 hours now.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:31 No.12203265
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:32 No.12203268
    dive into poindexter's room
    GRainy slits his throat
    Dom upgrades from hammer to a chainsaw
    and luchabro puts something heavy in front of the door
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:35 No.12203311
    >34 hours

    seriously though i love this quest so you go ahead and get some sleep, but not before telling us when you'll be back.
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/24/10(Fri)01:36 No.12203317
    Well get some rest and then get your slacker ass back in here and finish up this chapter.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)01:48 No.12203447
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    thanks gents. I'll hop back on once I dream properly
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)01:55 No.12203515
    >> bump Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)02:12 No.12203670
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)06:29 No.12205189
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)10:43 No.12206587
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    WHAT NOW !?
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)11:02 No.12206700
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    GRainy's Precog ability is literally making her gag more than this shitty low res picture.

    EL RANA's penchant for death THROBS once again !
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)11:12 No.12206778
    Dear journal,
    >> Luchadore club Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)11:17 No.12206817
    rolled 10 = 10

    luchabro picks up the nearest z and clubs the rest with it
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)11:18 No.12206831
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    Oh look, a map appears in GRainy's mind's eye.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)11:21 No.12206854
    rolled 6, 10, 9, 5 = 30

    . . . .
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)11:37 No.12207003
    rolled 7, 6, 10, 5 = 28


    God is real !

    THe luchadore doesnt hesitate to grab a rabid fan- er zombie and swing him around like a sack of chickens. He swung it so hard 3 rabid fans - er - zombies were blown back while another just exploded entirely !

    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)11:38 No.12207014
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    rolled 2, 9, 9, 10 = 30

    edit: picture derp

    God is real !

    THe luchadore doesnt hesitate to grab a rabid fan- er zombie and swing him around like a sack of chickens. He swung it so hard 3 rabid fans - er - zombies were blown back while another just exploded entirely !

    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)11:40 No.12207023
    GRAINY -

    WHAT Do !?
    >> "2d10+30) Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)11:42 No.12207045
    use the shotgun
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)11:45 No.12207083
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)11:48 No.12207115
    rolled 18 = 18

    use the shuriken instead
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)11:59 No.12207230
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    Another zombies gets gutted ! And ano-
    oh shit- AMMO.

    Luckily the luchadore's antics has spared no zombie in walking condition.

    However , 3 remain on the floor unvanquished and 4 more are rolling in fresh from the outside !
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)11:59 No.12207232
    La Rana is awesome.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)12:03 No.12207282
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    the map updates

    strike through zombies denote dropped but not out. they are down for at least 2 turns.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)12:06 No.12207302
    This thread is fucking awesome.

    Interestingly, this is also a common occurence in Lucha Libre.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)12:12 No.12207350
    rolled 80, 6 + 30 = 116

    dom convinces point dexter to help them defeat the zombies

    capatcha: hatching magsboon
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)12:23 No.12207445
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    THe sounds of fighting outside assures you of your teammates' safety.

    "Sure" Point says, " Why dont you help yourself to an item on that wall ? "

    Think fast, some zombies have taken an appreciation for tearing down barricades.
    >> Robot Nixon 09/24/10(Fri)12:30 No.12207519

    Rocket Hammer. For great JUSTICE

    >>found biteman

    We're boned D:
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)12:32 No.12207539
    > dumb down art so that i can post every 10 minutes for once
    >wait for comments for 20

    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)12:33 No.12207551
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    ROCKET HAMMER. GRainy will get the chain sword. And if I have to explain the rest, fuck this noise.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)12:35 No.12207572
    rolled 13, 31 + 30 = 74

    Rocket hammer
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)12:44 No.12207635
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    Journal, this shits awesome. Keep up the good work.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)12:45 No.12207649
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    the rocket system charges with every 3 kills. The internal gyro will replenish everytime you do some SWEET SMASHES.

    It also has enough power to possibly grant you the power of uncontrolled FLIGHT
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)12:46 No.12207661
    brb taking a lunchbreak.

    eta 45 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)12:46 No.12207662
    I really hope someday Dominic builds enough strength to dual wield rocket hammers
    >> Rider !!Ylufk7p3Z1L 09/24/10(Fri)12:51 No.12207712
    But through the door like the trappy juggernaut you are and rescue your friends!
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)12:54 No.12207745
    While we've got a minute..
    I think I have found a song that adequately describes the manly prowess of our Luchadore friend.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)13:46 No.12208225
    Aaaaaand we're back !
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)14:04 No.12208367
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    Aaaaaand we're back !
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)14:04 No.12208369
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)14:15 No.12208459
    what do we do know?
    except kill zombies- that much is apparent
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)14:28 No.12208551
    rolled 20, 9, 12 + 5 = 46

    Use your shuriken on the zombies
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)14:30 No.12208561
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    As Point Dexter, you can either only maneuver or only do a stationary action unless physics allow you to do both.

    However, due to the maximized capacity of your wheelchair, you can carry twice as many items on you. But wield only one or at a time to great effect.

    The machine gun is at your disposal, despite the lack of illustrations.

    A new turn has begun. The current zombie count is in the upper 10s

    a map will soon update.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)14:35 No.12208607
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    yup... new turn comes up.

    since all players havent moved you can suggest a general strat for all of them so we can zoom through this turn by turn bullshit.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)14:37 No.12208623

    which ones ? the dropped or the walking ones ?
    not that I'm gonna do it yet, I just need more specificity that this.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)14:40 No.12208647
    this would make a fuck awesome flash game
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)14:40 No.12208652
    Roll out to supply GRainy and Rana with weapons suited to their individual psychoses.

    Fire machinegun indiscriminately at zombies that sneak up behind the party.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)14:41 No.12208657
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)14:42 No.12208667

    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)14:42 No.12208668
    Luchadore: Bum-rush forward.
    Dom: Kill the prone zeds.
    GRainy: Move to cover Dexter.
    Dexter: Move as far away of the rooms entrances as possible. Equip machine gun and aim at window.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)14:43 No.12208674
    Oh, and Dom should test out the ROKKITHAMMER. On zombies. And walls. And doors.

    Pretty much on the entire ground floor of this building, really.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)14:46 No.12208695
    would it be reasonable to toss luchabro the gloves? cause if so, do eet
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)14:46 No.12208702
    rolled 4, 7, 3, 4, 7, 2 = 27

    . . . . . .
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)14:48 No.12208718
    rolled 13, 5, 19 + 5 = 42

    I second Dom using the hammer on the first floor and contents (exluding party)
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)15:03 No.12208823
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    Dom wields the ROKKITHAMMER FOR MAXIMUM ENTRANCE ! Killing one Z.

    The other 4 Zs are dispatched by a salvo of indifferent machinegun fury !
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)15:07 No.12208853
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    a zombie enters the door. more might come if that thing is left open...

    Rana and GRainy is moving in....
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)15:08 No.12208863

    Now, let's hand out the other items, (powergloves to EL RANA MUERTE, chainsword for gRainy), and finish making this ground floor safe, including a decent barricade on the front entrance.

    Then let's go back upstairs and see what's on the roof.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)15:10 No.12208877
    rolled 9, 1 = 10

    . . .
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)15:16 No.12208929
    Tell Luchador to get the power hands.
    >> Mr. Failcake 09/24/10(Fri)15:24 No.12209004

    Have Muerte barricade the doors with any large heavy object he can find.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)15:25 No.12209028
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    rolled 7, 4 = 11

    Rana downs the last foe with a REAL elbow smash.
    GRainy unwelcomes a guest
    And Dom uses the old hammer to barricades the front entrance.

    Seems like you're set for now.
    >> Mr. Failcake 09/24/10(Fri)15:28 No.12209048
    Ask Dexter for an idea of what to do, and if he can produce more cures for the virus.

    Then hit on GRainy.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)15:30 No.12209068
    Sup guys, just got it. Quest looks like something i could get into. Whats the current situation?
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)15:33 No.12209094
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    rolled 6, 5 = 11

    this couch is seriously outliving its own usefulness.
    It might have already joined the ranks of the undead at this point.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)15:38 No.12209129
    How's Carbine Bro doing?
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)15:39 No.12209133

    Uhh... wat?
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)15:40 No.12209139

    it acts as a faithful barricade.

    you could totally depend on it.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)15:42 No.12209170

    And that person - .. thing.y?
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)15:42 No.12209175
    what is that lying on the couch?
    A double tap may be in order
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)15:49 No.12209243
    rolled 5 = 5

    This is my first RP thread I've read from the beginning.
    I plan on finishing it.

    Either way, could we play as carbine bro for a little bit? Unless it's secret.
    > Be Carbine Bro
    >Dom: Hit on gRainy
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)15:54 No.12209289
    Ohhh! I get it!

    Well then. Stand up and get killing! It is fun for the whole family!
    >> Mr. Failcake 09/24/10(Fri)15:58 No.12209308
    Have Dex set up the machinegun to cover the entire door, have the Luchador cover the back, Dom to cover the front while GRainy covers the back as well.

    When the chance comes, get the hell outta there.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)16:04 No.12209359
    Determine which path would lead to Carbinebro fastest, and not with the most resistance. Then carve a swath of destruction to his place.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)16:09 No.12209402
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    The contents of Point Dexter's

    CATASTROPHE CRATE has been dispensed.

    gRainy recieves the chainsword, a terrifyingly light melee weapon capable of doubling critical successes when used, and creating a charge everytime it does so. when activated this weapon will crit on a 6 and up. It can also chop wood and do various industrially heavy things chainsaws are expected to do.

    Rama recieves the HANDS OF POWER. Allowing him to double his grappling potential ! A NEW CHAPTER IS WRITTEN IN THE PICTURE BOOK OF LUCHA LIBRE TECHNICAL MANUALS
    >> Rider !!Ylufk7p3Z1L 09/24/10(Fri)16:20 No.12209513
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    ... Fuck. Yes.

    Now we just have to find or way to Carbine Bro right? Anyway to get across the street that isn't the front door? Access tunnel in the basement? Zip line from the roof?
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)16:32 No.12209641
    get to carbine bro
    or Rainy and Dom make out
    >> Rider !!Ylufk7p3Z1L 09/24/10(Fri)16:34 No.12209658
    I support the make out idea.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)16:39 No.12209707
    rolled 14, 8, 5 + 5 = 32

    hot sexy girl on girl action
    >> Jester !iQu/bbTn7k 09/24/10(Fri)16:43 No.12209748
    Dom is with poindexter right now and Grainy is with luchabro but later in the safe house I hope they have hot monkey sex.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)16:44 No.12209757
    they're all in the same area
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)16:49 No.12209821
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    Your name is Carbine, Bro.
    your gun's name is Curly Sheperd.

    On the day of Sesame Street's 45th birthday, Curly Sheperd was released from a box under your bro's bed.

    To date, Curly has had 68 confirmed kills since this morning.

    Numbers help you think. Keeps you grounded. Otherwise you'd be festering on the fact that you just killed more Americans than you did the enemy.

    the enemy

    Who the fuck's the enemy. There's so fucking many of them. Friends however.

    Yes, if you had friends as much as you had bullets, you would be surviving on a six shooter.

    That means you have 6 friends.

    one of them is Dominic.

    the other is your girlfriend working the radio station.

    The other 4 died in the desert.

    But this fucking kid has been holding out really fucking well so far. You're glad that you reserved a spot for him in your zombie team.

    You even kept an ARMAGEDDON ARMORY for such an event. Because you know that Dominic is the only person here that's on the fucking level and wierd as he is , he does nothing to please a bunch of fucking asshats that doesn't even know where they are on the map.

    Speaking of which, what the fuck is he doing now...
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)16:50 No.12209837
    making out with GRainy
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)16:51 No.12209845

    No, no, he is getting raped by GRainy, there is a difference
    >> Rider !!Ylufk7p3Z1L 09/24/10(Fri)16:53 No.12209854
    Whats in the Armory?
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)16:53 No.12209860
    >implying Dom doesnt want it and is a guy
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)16:55 No.12209889
    Phone the radio station to insure that Carbine ho is ok, then coordinate escape with Dom's party via a) morse code mirror reflections of the sun, or b) a signboard.
    >> Mr. Failcake 09/24/10(Fri)16:57 No.12209907

    Have Carbine Bro cover the door that's barricaded, so he can clear a path for them to make way to where he is.

    Or, locate Dom and the others where he's sitting, with his binoculars.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:01 No.12209957
    Carbine Bro:Check Armageddon Armory for radio equipment.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)17:01 No.12209958
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    he's on a restroom break.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:05 No.12209998
    Be the other guy
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:07 No.12210027
    has Rainy figured out Dominique is a chick yet?
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:09 No.12210057
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    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:11 No.12210069
    where's carbine bro's other hand?
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:12 No.12210090
    His Carbine, bro.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:12 No.12210093

    Holding his rifle
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:14 No.12210105
    Dom: Be proud. Then go look for a way onto the roof/shit to use as a zip line.

    Alternately, get Rana to throw you to the other roof and use the rocket hammer to slow your descent to a manageable speed
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:15 No.12210117
    rocket hammer does allow flight
    this might work
    >> Mr. Failcake 09/24/10(Fri)17:16 No.12210135
    Carbine Bro, Determine the quickest way to get them over to you.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:17 No.12210143
    Yeah, and I figure with Rana's gloves the throw should be no problem. That's safe takeoff and safe landing.

    Between Dom, Carbine bro, and Point covering with the machine gun from the upper window the walk back across the street should be easy. Have Rana and gRainy come down to let them in
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:17 No.12210144
    throw another brick at her
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:18 No.12210157
    But how would we get Poindexter, Rana, and gRainy over to Carbine Bro and Dominique?

    Unless there's a way for two people to get the to buildings connected in a handicap accessable manner.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:19 No.12210171
    carry rope while being thrown
    zipline made
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:20 No.12210177
    Dominic is a dude. Rainy already knows this and thinks that it's hot, GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:21 No.12210189
    Dom's a chick became cannon in the first thread even if OP doesn't agree
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:22 No.12210195
    Do this.

    Agreed. Are we sure of gRainy's gender though?
    >> Mr. Failcake 09/24/10(Fri)17:22 No.12210201
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    They're both dudes.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)17:24 No.12210220
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    You are now Point Dexter. Trying to work out a way, or a plan with your other neighbor to get across the street.

    The concept of risking death by a 100 undead seems illogical. But that's friendship I guess.

    In any case you're hard at work designing....
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:25 No.12210225
    this is what happens when you complain
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:26 No.12210241
    A ROPE!
    >> Mr. Failcake 09/24/10(Fri)17:27 No.12210257

    Create a blueprint of a zip line launcher, and build it out of simple parts.

    Invoke McGuyver
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:29 No.12210272
    we have a zipline launcher it's called rocket hammer and luchabro
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:29 No.12210278
    A safer plan than throwing Dom.

    Tie rope to heavy object, like the brick in Dom's inventory, Have Rana throw to Carbine bro, Have Carbine bro tie end off. Ta-Da Zipline.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:30 No.12210288
    make more grenades
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:30 No.12210294
    that's not nearly as cool
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:32 No.12210309

    No doubt, but it is logical, and point Dexter is all about logical
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:32 No.12210315
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    Do it.

    Throw Dom, use hammer to slow to stop, tie off rope and go back.

    A brick can't apply proper use of bro fist as is necessary after that. High five will work if bro fist does not
    >> Mr. Failcake 09/24/10(Fri)17:33 No.12210316
    But how is Dexter going to get across?

    He's crippled.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:34 No.12210333
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    I messed up his jaw the first time, fixed
    anyway I hope you like fanart bro
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:34 No.12210336
    he started this shit his job is to die holding off zombies while everyone else escapes
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)17:35 No.12210346


    where did that fanart go ?
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:36 No.12210353
    rolled 2, 10, 11 + 5 = 28

    His arms still work, you don't need your legs to use a zipline
    Everything else can be sent over in buckets
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:38 No.12210371
    tie him/ wheelchair to Rana's back.

    If Rana isn't the answer to all your problems you aren't thinking with the proper amount of LUCHA LIBRE
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)17:53 No.12210508
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    A plan is set in motion.

    A connection, made.

    Operation clothesline commences.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:54 No.12210521
    climb over to safety
    except dex he should die
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:56 No.12210551
    This except with rana carrying dex.

    Still sad we couldn't throw Dom over. That would have been badass.

    Incidentally, is he still busy with gRainy?
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)17:56 No.12210553
    dex shouldn't die, he's already helped us a lot, and he has stated that dom and the others are his friends
    >> Mr. Failcake 09/24/10(Fri)17:57 No.12210557

    Dom: Finish up inside GRainy's butt and prepare for battle!

    Dex: Construct a strong body support to help climb across out of belts.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:00 No.12210584
    LOOK AT:Helicopters.

    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)18:00 No.12210588
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    the thought occurs to him.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:02 No.12210600

    No. A thousand times no. Someone of his genius will be needed in the new world.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:02 No.12210604
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:03 No.12210607
    do it
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:04 No.12210615
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)18:04 No.12210616
    rolled 4 = 4

    . . .
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:04 No.12210617
    Toss them out the window and become an ally of justice. Swear an oath to undo this evil you have unleashed on the world.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:04 No.12210619
    Poindexter should just go with it, letting the dice fall where they want to.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:04 No.12210620
    we need some form of antidote
    he has to live a little longer
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:05 No.12210634
    you doomed the world killing yourself is the least you can do
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:06 No.12210640
    Poindexter did what any other person would do if faced with a choice between destroying civilization or having to listen to some asshole's music at 4AM.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:07 No.12210647
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:08 No.12210671
    yes yes yes
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:09 No.12210673
    absolutely not
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:09 No.12210682
    a million times yes
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:12 No.12210697
    You have to do it
    >> Rider !!Ylufk7p3Z1L 09/24/10(Fri)18:13 No.12210709
    No! We lose our heavy support platform!
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:14 No.12210720
    we have carbine bro he's worth 3.14 poindexters
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:15 No.12210731

    I see what you fucking did there... But Carbine Bro won't make up for the loss of Poindexter's genius.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:16 No.12210738

    Except for the fact that Dex can make a cure and no one else can.
    >> Mr. Failcake 09/24/10(Fri)18:18 No.12210757

    He can provide cures!
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:19 No.12210771

    He can be food!
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:21 No.12210785
    Poindexter made a choice between a world filled with the undead, and a world filled with assholes. HE MADE THE RIGHT CALL.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:22 No.12210794
    what ever happened to good old fashioned going down halls and shooting people?
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)18:26 No.12210812
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    Allies swing to safety.
    A noisy home now overrun.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:27 No.12210819
    Give Carbine Bro a BROFIST, introduce the others and then ask if he has any good ideas as to where to go from here.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:27 No.12210824

    Please tell me Dom rocketed across that zipline.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:29 No.12210830
    have luchabro put on a chewbacca mask
    and spaypaint poindexter gold
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:29 No.12210831
    Silly cripple.
    >> Rider !!Ylufk7p3Z1L 09/24/10(Fri)18:29 No.12210834
    this seems like a sensible plan.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)18:36 No.12210892
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    Captcha: University cureling
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:36 No.12210897
    We need a vehicle. Then we need to armor/spike/attach weapons the crap out of it in a montage

    Gentlemen: We're gonna need a montage
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:38 No.12210904
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    Now for the scene when he declares himself an ally of justice!
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:38 No.12210905

    He can't kill ALL of the world's assholes. Especially since the Rand Institute refuses to put wheelchair ramps in.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:44 No.12210946
    Poindexter:Cheer up, because you have spotted ZOMBIE WALDO within the crowd.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:45 No.12210948
    able to stop space marines and poindexter
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:46 No.12210954
    Close enough.

    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:47 No.12210958
    Check out those helicopters in the awesome zipline picture. Where are they going?
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:47 No.12210962
    Oh boy. This quest is going all kindsa places. And I'm loving the hell out of it.

    As for actions, introduce Carbine Bro to the team, and ask if he has a plan.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:47 No.12210963

    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)18:55 No.12211018
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    THanks for playing! This is a good stopping point. I have to host another game in a few minutes. I'll hop back on when I'm done with that- but it will likely be very late in the night.

    I get asked this a lot. But for now, my website is

    I have a Devart if you'd like that too. It's filled with all sorts of bad outdated shit :<
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)18:57 No.12211031
    Go ahead with it, I have a feeling I've seen your style before.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)18:58 No.12211040


    theres some comic downloads there if interested.

    I'll be back 1-2 am eastern time. Thanks again ! I'll post a bonus in a few minutes.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)19:07 No.12211118
    Thanks for the quest, chap. It was fun. Will be looking forward to next time.

    Do try to sleep before starting this time, though. Dead GM's are bad GM's.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/24/10(Fri)19:15 No.12211171
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    A deciscive call is made. A city is blockaded.

    A leader visits a war criminal. A demon is summoned.
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)19:18 No.12211198
    ... ... demon?
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)19:19 No.12211214
    this must be archived!
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)19:20 No.12211221
    >> Anonymous 09/24/10(Fri)23:40 No.12214103

    Holy....shit, I leave this thread for a single work day and come back to this????

    Wow...GRainy really works her moves fast doesn't she? Is it the impending doom she thinks is coming or is it just cause she wants to?

    Seriously I totally WTF'd when I saw this.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)01:04 No.12215115
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    I'm sorry, what's going on in these parts?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)01:07 No.12215156
    >I am 12 and what is this?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)01:09 No.12215179

    Sure, but that doesn't answer my question...
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)02:16 No.12215855
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)03:39 No.12216361

    Really though, is what's going, what I thinks going on?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)03:40 No.12216367
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    I can't count how many things are wrong with that;

    1. They're both dudes
    2. They just met like 20 minutes ago
    3. It's a zombie apocalypse
    4. Their teammates are like RIGHT THERE
    5. So are the zombies
    6. They're both chicks

    Oh wait I guess that's only six things.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)03:55 No.12216448
    1. They're chicks
    2. Rainy was already crushing on Dom before
    3. Might as well before they day
    4. They're in a different room
    5. Different room still and there is a barricade stopping them
    6. That's a complaint how? and Rainy may or may not know that
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)04:04 No.12216508
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    Man... whatever...
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)08:22 No.12217822

    Dude, Dom has already been mentioned as a reverse trap.
    GRainy is totally a psychotic chick wanting to herp his derp.

    My only problem was that they went from (no social interaction) TO LETS FUCK LIKE MONKEYS in less then 20 minutes due to two fans posting what they 'would' be doing.

    I mean I would have at least expected a build up...you know?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)08:28 No.12217846
    Zombie apocalypses tend to alter people's priorities.

    Generally in the "Are we safe for 5 minutes? Yes? It's time to [generic sexual metaphor], then, before we all die horribly tomorrow!" direction.

    Also, the guy is listening to what the thread is saying. BE PLEASED.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)09:30 No.12218186
    Rainy is hot and was crushing on Dom already.
    Dom is a guy.
    Sex is the logical outcome.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)09:49 No.12218300
    /tg/'s own Andrew Hussie?

    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)09:52 No.12218322

    Holy fuck, I just spotted that. This guy really is Andrew Hussie.

    Also, one more thing - since when are Homestuck threads getting deleted on /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)09:55 No.12218329
    Goddamnit, now I'm depressed by the fact that my life will never be this awesome

    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)09:56 No.12218331

    Homestuck belongs to /co/
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)09:59 No.12218345

    And Dwarf Fortress belongs to /v/ by all definitions, but it's still in /tg/. Homestuck is nothing but one big quest thread.

    I mean fuck - two months ago you could have an awesome Homestuck thread on /tg/, now it gets deleted in two minutes.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)10:02 No.12218356

    DF is a roguelike and therefore claimed by /tg/
    unless you are running your own Homestuck Quest or RPG it doesn't belong here
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/25/10(Sat)11:03 No.12218754
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    Hey guys, who wants to start another chapter ?
    I have a few hours though. Like only 5 or so.

    pic totally unrelated.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)11:04 No.12218766
    Blowout soon fellow STALKER?
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/25/10(Sat)11:08 No.12218790
    >> Post-New Age !4zDAAqk0r6 09/25/10(Sat)11:34 No.12218950
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    oooooooh shiiiiiiiit
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)11:36 No.12218965
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/25/10(Sat)11:41 No.12219007
    kk give me a few minutes. I just got done watching HOTD.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)11:43 No.12219019
    start the next chapter!
    >> Mr. Failcake 09/25/10(Sat)11:45 No.12219033
    Glad I didn't miss anything yet.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/10(Sat)11:54 No.12219082
    Aww yeah.
    >> Journal !w68jcmPgR6 09/25/10(Sat)12:24 No.12219286

    here we go.

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