!vXmQy5Ki.k 09/23/10(Thu)00:23 No.12189305|
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Though Testicles shows promise, he is still rather young in the ranks of the Blood Angels. Unfortunately, he lacks the battlefield experience to wield a Powerfist. This legendary weapon seems so fantastic, so unambiguously destructive, that Brother Testicles is determined to climb the ranks in order to achieve this. His progression through the ranks is far from unremarkable and he shows great promise as a testimony to his fame (culminating in catching none other than the eye of Ordos Xenos). One of these abilities is his legendary speed. On the face of Baal Secundus, they hold the Sanguine Games once every five years. One of the events, the Trial of Speed, consists of the event leader releasing a captured Eldar Dire Avenger (stripped of weapons and armor) on to an enclosed track. The participating battle brothers are then released to catch the Eldar within 10 laps or 6:00 Terran standard minutes, if they cannot, the Eldar (with great disgrace to the Blood Angels) is mind-wiped and sent to work an angri-world. Testicles came close to catching the Eldar within the first lap. However, as he reached to grasp the Eldar's leg, he lost his footing and was unable to make up for lost time.
Fellow Apothecaries have tested his geneseed offering him some predictions regarding his maturation within the Blood Angels. Despite having been prematurely enraged by the Red Thirst, he remains untainted by the Black Rage. Additionally, his facial genotype shows an unusual mutation. When he reaches his potential, it is predicted that hair will grow from his upper lip. A most unusual occurrence among the Astartes of Baal.
Also, for lulz, this:
Heart broken by your childhood boyfriend, you vowed to SHOW THEM ALL and undertook the Trials to become a member of the Blood Angels. After centuries of battle, you've killed more xeno, traitor, and heretic scum then you can count, but it still doesn't ease the pain.
The locket is always kept between you and your power armor.