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    201 KB BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)02:55 No.11278484  

    Last time Ta'kal was able to heal Grue's eye, leaving nothing but a scar. You also encountered the wolf Sam, who led you to the halfling Druid Kithri. You've exchanged a night with Tanot for more of her pipe herb, which has a psychoactive effect. You and Ruby peeked.

    It is the next mornign and Zanne's movements outside are the only ones you can hear. Like normal, she's cooking for the party, although she seems to be moving around a lot more then normal. You poke your head out of your and Ruby's tent to see what the fuss is about. "Janice, have you seen Sam? He seems to have wondered off last night." Last you saw the wolf, he was getting spoiled by Zanne.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)02:57 No.11278529
    Probably went back to Kithri. Tell her not to worry about it and get some more sleep.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:01 No.11278598
    Sleep good. Sleep with Ruby better.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:02 No.11278626
    Grue's all healed up now? Cool!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:04 No.11278651
    These, but add "He's a wolf, Zanne. If he can't take care of himself out here, we're all doomed."
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:05 No.11278673
    Gregor kicked his ass last night.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:08 No.11278735
    I'm fairly certain Gregor operates outside of normal Laws of nature.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)03:11 No.11278778
    You shrug your shoulders, which Zanne can't actually see as only your head is exposed. You tell her that Sam is a big wolf who can take care of himself, and probably just went back to Kithri. Zanne pouts a little and glares over at Gregor, who is grazing. "You probably scared him away Gregor, you naughty goat." Gregor looks up at his name, but turns back to his grass.
    You feel a tugging on your foot and Ruby gives a sleepy groan. "Come back to bed. Just a few more hours?" You snuggle up to her and enjoy several more hours of sleep. Waking up only when Zanne finishes preparing breakfast.
    Sitting around the remains of the fire, the party finishes eating. Faral turns to you. "So... what shall we do until my nephew gets back?" She seems to be warming to the idea of being an aunt.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:11 No.11278793
    now what makes you think that?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:14 No.11278845
    Because Gregor is Gregor.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:16 No.11278876
    "I want to say back into the tent with Ruby and I, but I should probably do something responsible. Like an inventory check or something."
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)03:25 No.11279003
    Well, you figure this downtime is as good of time as any to check up on the inventory, something you haven't done in about 10 threads- I mean in several weeks!
    As for money, you have more money now then at any point in your life. You have roughly 20 and a half gold, or 2050 silver, but you haven't divided it among the party yet.
    Equipment wise You have a chainmail vest, a shiny new rapier, and two knives, one in your boot and the other at your waist. Along with Elisabeth, your violin.
    Ruby has her bow, a shortsword, and and soft leather armor. She also has 3 Holy arrow, 3 silver arrows, 3 +1 arrows, and 3 arrows that look perfectly normal. (She found these in the chest her grandfather had buried)
    Tabby has chainmail as well, along with her greataxe.
    Zanne has a couple of dagger, but no armor.
    Newt has your old padded vest, her spellbook, and a basic alchemy kit along with her spell components she keeps at her waist.
    Faral has a bow and 25 arrows, and her harp.
    Grue has his club.
    Ta'kal, from what you've seen, has fullplate, a horned helm, and his greatsword.
    You have no idea what Tanot has, to be honest.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:29 No.11279059
    HAHAHA! You had to dig through the archives and probably forgot a few things!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:30 No.11279062
    Ah, speaking of cash, now seems like a good time to divvy it up.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:31 No.11279094
    second. I think we promised Tanot a 5% cut though, but only from the shows he participates in.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:34 No.11279128
    Gregor has been doing more than expected. He should get a bonus.

    Gregor gets a nice green apple.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)03:41 No.11279231
    You unlock the cashbox to divide everything up. You promised Tanot 5% of the shows he participated in, on top of his share, so you set aside 10 silver straight away. This doesn't seem like so much now as it did back when you negotiated the fare.
    Ta'kal hasn't been with the party long enough to warrant a share, but you decide 20 silver of a nice thank you for healing up grue.
    Leaving 2020. Which is whopping 252 and a half silver for everyone in the party. Just a month ago you would have never imagines you would be so wealthy! You've worked hard for this money and you're proud of yourself... well 1300 silver you got off that dead merchant, but the party doesn't have to know about that! You also promise Gregor a bushel of apples when you get to Vimestead.
    You set aside Tanot's share and hand everyone else their money. They all seems surprised by the amount. Speak of the devil, you see two figures stepping out of the forest. One seems to be Kithri riding Sam, see Zanne? He was all right. And the other appears to be Tanot, carrying a large sack over his shoulder and limping slightly.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:41 No.11279236


    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:42 No.11279257
    Schlick until orgasm.

    Rinse and repeat.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:42 No.11279260
    Ah shit, do we have a NEW bot?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:45 No.11279313
    We don't need to. We have a girlfriend for that.
    Wait for Tanot and the druid. Ask how things went.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:46 No.11279322
    Remove the sack from Tanot's grasp and check the contents. Inquire about whether he provided an adequate service. Offer to leave Tanot there in exchange for many more goods.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:46 No.11279332
    Sidle up to them and ask how their night was. Waggle eybrows inappropriately.

    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:46 No.11279333
    Have girlfriend schlick until orgasm.

    Rinse and repeat.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:47 No.11279342
    Wonder why Kithri's coming out here.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:50 No.11279380
    > Waggle eyebrows inappropriately.

    Though perhaps not wise considering how jealous Ruby can get, that would be pretty funny.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:54 No.11279425
    > limping slightly

    Make fun of this. Mercilessly.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)03:57 No.11279451
    Seeing the two of them coming out of the forest you head over as the Party starts to break camp. As you get up to them you take the sack from Tanot, looking inside. It seems to be stuffed with the plant Kithri smokes, the smell makes you cough. Waggling you eyebrows in a lewd manner you inquire as to how their night went. Tanot yawns tiredly. "Didn't get much sleep. That woman knows things that I've never even imagined."
    Kithri lets out a whoop and slaps Tanot on the ass. "He did just fine. In fact, I think I'm coming with you. I ain't done with this young buck yet!" For the first time you notice that Sam seems to have saddlebags and Kithri is carrying a backpack. "Truth me told, I haven't gone traveling since I was young."
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)03:58 No.11279474
    Well. She's got her own transportation and supplies, so it won't be a drain on us. If she can perform something besides sex, she could even join the show.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:00 No.11279483
    How is she going to continue growing if she is travelling all the time?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:01 No.11279506
    since she was young, how old is she?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:02 No.11279519
    even if she can;t preform, we know that we could easily add Sam to the act.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:03 No.11279531
    as what? The world's most cowardly wolf?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:03 No.11279545
    I'm just skimming the archive on this but has there been any Violinist of Hameln related hijinks? If not there totally should.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:04 No.11279550
    We joked that we could call him Gregor's trained pet.
    And yeah, a cowardly wolf would be a hoot and get a ton of laughs.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)04:12 No.11279671
    Firstly, since she was young? You look closely at her and notice that a few of her hairs are graying. She lets out another of her loud laughs. "Janice, Missy, I'm a shade over fifty. I'm old enough to be your mother, easy. Heck, I'm even older then Tanot here. Probably younger then your Elf friend over yonder." You would have never guessed. Well, she can come along, but what about her... crop? "Well I never grew much more then what I needed myself. All that in the bag is what's ready. The rest is too young. And the way I think of it, nature will take over and make sure my plants thrive, or die. The loggers and I have an understanding, they stay away from the innermost parts of my forest and I let them take what they need."
    Well Sam should be good for some laughs anyway. But what else can Kithri do? "I can turn into a bear. Not many 'round here can say they can do that."
    Newt calls from the wagons. "We're all packed up Janice!"
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:15 No.11279717
    We now have a dancing bear.
    See about getting a hat for the bear.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:17 No.11279747
    50? Christ, and shes still fucking like a champ? Enough to give Tanot, the womanizer, a LIMP?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:19 No.11279778
    How, exactly, do you propose to work a dancing bear into our act?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:20 No.11279794
    I dunno.
    It could dance around, maybe collect money. Isn't a dancing bear a cliche circus thing?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:21 No.11279812
    It might be better to ask her if she'd mind dancing around as a bear, rather than just assume she's willing.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:22 No.11279819
    The Dancing Bear is actually a halfling. Who could probably kill us.
    She's AT LEAST level 5, and the rest of us are 2 or 3.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:23 No.11279829
    Halflings live just a bit longer than Humans. A halfling at 50 is equivalent to a human at 35 in 3.5e.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)04:29 No.11279893
    You look at Kirthri, and then at Tanot's limp, then back at Kirthri with new respect. She IS older then your parents.
    As you mount up onto the wagons, Kirthri is riding in yours with Sam, rather then ride him alongside, you ask Kirthri how she feels about dancing. "Well I love a good dance. Most Halflings do." As a bear. "Well... that seems kind of humiliating. I mean, I worship nature. But I'd rather dance then starve I guess. Sam will dance for food too. Begs like a champ at that."
    As you travel down the road you turn to Tanot and ask how much further to Vimestead. "I'd say, provided we don't get any more distractions, a couple of days left." In the distance you see a dust cloud. Several wagons are headed along a road that the road you're on connects to.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:33 No.11279947
    Start playing.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:33 No.11279953
    Vimestead is supposed to be big right?
    That means a lot of traffic on the road to it. That means a lot more money for roadside performances.
    At this rate we won't NEED investors to start the circus!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:35 No.11279965
    Start a convoy
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)04:44 No.11280059
    You travel a few more hours before getting to the road you saw from the distance. While not crowded, this is a very well used road. Several trains of wagons are a few miles ahead and behind you. Personal wagons and horses are dispersed around the convoys, along with many people traveling on foot. You expect things to get busier the closer you get to the city.
    As night falls you come across a camp of one of the many people heading towards the city. About 30 people are sitting around several fires. A large herd of cattle grazes, and several wagons of lumber sit to one side. You also see several vegetable wagons. This seems to me three or four different groups camping together.
    As you approach you begin playing Elisabeth. This gets the attention of the group. You announce yourself and your traveling show, which should probably get a real name before getting to the city, something you can paint on a wagon.
    A Grizzled old man calls out from the cattle group. "Share some food and a fire with ya iffn' ya put on a show. None of us'll have much coin till we sell off the stock."
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:47 No.11280085
    Free food means we'll have more of our own supplies, so we save money. I say we do it.
    Plus if we really impress them, some might throw some coins out way.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:50 No.11280121
    Tell some tall tales. Sing the ballad of Grue.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:51 No.11280127
    And what is the Ballad of Grue?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:52 No.11280133
    Maybe Grue could do with a new cow to munch
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:52 No.11280139
    Agreed. We should....

    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:53 No.11280153
    He clobbered a guy who berated him into being a highwayman. 'Tis the makings of an epic tale.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:54 No.11280163
    And while I remember, then made peace with the locals who feared him.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:56 No.11280181
    And courageously faced the deadly Soap.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:58 No.11280199
    The cleansing power of...Friendship?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)04:58 No.11280202
    The makings of. Not complete.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:00 No.11280215
    True stories never have a clear ending, bro.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:00 No.11280221
    I think that's a bit of a stretch.

    Maybe we should start out with something a bit more traditional, show off our abilities first.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:00 No.11280223
    How unexpectedly wise for something posted on 4chan.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)05:04 No.11280256
    In the end, free food is about as good as money. Setting up int he middle of the camp, you start singing a few song, accompanied by Faral and Tanot. Newt does her lights, Tabby impresses everyone by lifting a cow, Ruby's expert marksmanship, Zanne dances, and Ta'kal keeps the hands off Zanne. Speaking of Ta'kal, one of the cowboys laughs when he sees him. "I'll offer you 10 silver for such a fine head!" Ta'kal laughs at the joke, but not really. The jokester falls silent when Ta'kal demonstrates his swordsmanship on a dummy he sets up.
    Then inspiration strikes. With a few whispered words to Grue, you begin to sing the Ballad of Grue, the Mighty Half-Orc warrior who threw down the chains of oppression and overthrew an evil dwarven bandit king, losing an eye int he process, Grue is wearing his old eyepatch for this. Facing the prosecution of those he used to oppress, Grue proves his valor by saving a young an beautiful bard, along with her friends. The tragic love between Grue and the best dancer in the land, a forbidden love that could never be. Even the redemption and reformation of an evil Minotaur.
    The rest of the party plays along, confused at first but quickly getting into it.
    Teary eyed, the grizzled old man comes up to you after the show. "Lass, that was beautiful. I... I couldn't help but cry when Grue had to leave the dancer to defeat the wicked, lecherous Half Elf crime lord. Was it true?"
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:07 No.11280274
    >Ballad of Grue, the Mighty Half-Orc warrior
    Switching up the race was probably a good idea. Isn't it an old theater thing to have a big guy play the hero? Plus it makes things more believable.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:08 No.11280289
    Poor Grue. How confused must he be by this tale?

    "Yes, it's all true. I saw it with my very own eyes."
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:10 No.11280300
    Well his dad was a half-orc, so it's not that much of a stretch.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:11 No.11280313
    Don't say anything, just nod. Cry a bit.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)05:17 No.11280349
    Teary eyed, you nod to the man and tell him that Grue was a very dear friend of yours. You're Half-Ogre companion is his son. The man sniffles again. "The lads and I we... well we didn't have much, but we want to ta have this." He hands over a small pouch containing 15 silver. He walks over and pats Grue's arm. "Your pappy was a good man. A damn good man. Eat as much as you want tonight."
    Grue is confused, but beams. "Thank you! Grue very hungry!"
    Tanot laughs from behind you. "I don't say this to many, but your a damn good Bard Janice. You tell stories like that in the city, and we'll make bank. You should have Newt write it down! And I enjoyed being a crime lord."
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:20 No.11280380
    "Thanks. And I enjoy the idea of Grue beating you up."
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:20 No.11280382
    We don't hate him THAT much.
    Almost, but not THAT much.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:21 No.11280388
    Then smile, go to newt while it is still fresh in everyones minds.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:26 No.11280440
    yes, we must have Newt begin putting this story to paper. We can add to it later.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)05:31 No.11280487
    You thank him, then tease him about Grue beating him up. "I'd NEVER fight Grue. He'd cream me easy. Oh, they're killing a cow to feed all of us. You might want to steer Ta'kal away form that. I don't know how he feels about beef. They might be cousins or something."
    You find Newt flirting with one of the cowboys. She's become a regular fiend she has! Pulling her to the side you ask her if she could write down the 'Ballad of Grue' but you'll be adding to it and making changes. "Yeah, sure I can. But um... can I please wait until morning? Don;t worry about me forgetting anything. Memorizing spells every day has given me a pretty food memory." The smell of roasting beef fills the camp. It looks like the vegetable wagons are offering some of their stock for a stew.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:32 No.11280491
    >Eat as much as you want tonight.

    How much does Grue eat again? Cause I think that man may have made a terrible mistake.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:34 No.11280517
    A lot. He can go through a cow in a week. A decent sized cow is between 700-900 pounds.
    That's like a 100 pounds of food a day.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:38 No.11280552
    Wow, that's a lot of meat!
    We should see to Ta'kal. And get ourselves some grub.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:39 No.11280554
    Oh, Newt. Like a dam bursting.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:41 No.11280565
    I think it was our fault. Or at least we should take responsibility.
    I hope she's still on the potion!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:41 No.11280567
    I wonder if it is guys who work with animals
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:42 No.11280582
    Oh come on, like you didn't try to have sex as much as possible after you lost your virginity.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)05:48 No.11280634
    You laugh at Newt and remind her to take her potion. Newt blushes red. "I... I won't. I have a few in my bag."
    Leaving Newt to her own devices, you head over to Ta'kal. You're not sure either if he has a problem with beef, but it's best to avoid incident. You find him in line for food. You grab a bowl yourself and start talking to him. You're a little proud how smoothly you just cut in line with no one noticing. Ta'kal looks down at you and laughs. "No, no I don't have any problem with beef. I love it myself. Not as good as duck, but better then pork. Just because I look like a cow, doesn't mean I am one. but it's a common mistake."
    You leave the line with two bowls of beef and vegetable stew, and a couple of rolls. You find Ruby lounging next to your wagons, and you plop down beside her, handing her food. "Thanks. Hey, next time you tell that story... can I be a Princess? I mean... I dunno, who lost her kingdom and has to live off the land... or whatever. You're the bard."
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:53 No.11280686
    "Gee, Ruby. Revealing our secrets wishes are we?"
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:53 No.11280687
    Daww, she's getting involved. I love how she switches between badass and adorable.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:53 No.11280694
    RUBY IS ADORABLE! Huggle her, huggle her now! But don;t spill the food.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:55 No.11280718
    She's not tsundere... What trope does she fill?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:58 No.11280752
    Uh... not-stupid standard deredere.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)05:58 No.11280754
    So, this means that it is ok for us to eat harpies and naga and stuff?
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)06:01 No.11280797
    You carefully set the bowls of food aside, and latch onto Ruby's waist, pulling her down to the ground with you. You giggle and you hold her close. Teasing her about being your princess. "Yeah yeah yeah, I can be girly too. Hold onto your skirt because, guess what? I can even braid hair too!" She relaxes in your arms and grins. "Aw! I have you trained so well, you're even bringing me food." She takes her bowl and takes a big spoonful. "OW! HOT! Still hot! Water!"
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:02 No.11280813
    Probably not. Cows aren't exactly sentient. But we should be glad he isn't a traditionalist that still eats people.
    Karma strikes! But get her some water.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:04 No.11280837
    Well, now she needs to follow through on that claim braid our hair, with flowers and beads.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:05 No.11280847

    Water first, then hair braiding maneuvers.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:06 No.11280854
    We should brush her hair too. It's not as long as ours, so I don't know if we could braid it.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:06 No.11280860
    And then we can braid her hair, in that way that makes it look like a tiara.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:08 No.11280877
    Are we going to put on PJs and eat ice cream next?
    I feel like a little girl...

    this isn't a bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:11 No.11280889
    I'm not sure we have any PJs. We should get some. We have a roll of silk.
    Also, remember compliment on how lovely her hair is.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:11 No.11280894
    Are the first 10 Bard Quests deleted from suptg?
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)06:16 No.11280926
    You let out another excited giggle, but rush off to get her some water. You grab a canteen off your wagon and come back, handing it to her. After she drinks you ask her to braid your hair tonight. "Sure. I don't have a brush though. I have a comb." You have a brush in your pack. A cheap one though. And suddenly the thought of silk pajamas seems nice. You'll have to get a tailor to make you some with that roll of silk you have. There should be enough for Ruby too.
    The two of you finish your food behind your wagon. You're close enough to the fires to get plenty of ambient light, but you're out of direct light. Taking out your brush and her comb, Ruby starts bushing your hair out. You've tried to take care of it, so it's not too knitted. Her fingers moving quickly, she braids several locks of your hair. For now you have a stylish braid to the side of your face. Getting her into your lap, you start brushing Ruby's shorter hair. There isn't enough to braid, but you compliment it on it's silkiness and healthy shine. "Thanks... I've been the same stuff you have."
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)06:18 No.11280936
    Not deleted (Though a couple were, the first few troll filled ones)
    The archive is just temporarily down. From 11 on you can still read them.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:22 No.11280961
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:23 No.11280964
    If Newt is having no luck, and she knows ray of frost, she could cast it on cream, making ice-cream. Then braid her hair. If she's not busy.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:23 No.11280966

    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:25 No.11280976
    YEAH! Next thing we know she'll be stealing our toothpaste!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:26 No.11280978
    >I've been the same stuff you have
    Gasp! She's the same stuff we are!

    After this, we should ask for her input on the tale of Grue. After that, we should get input from all of our party members who care to share their ideas. We'll make this a great big communal story!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:26 No.11280979
    Mmhmm! Only good old fashioned lesbian rape will show her not to steal from us!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:27 No.11280986
    Shampoo in the dark ages? More like lye soap.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:31 No.11281010
    NO. We had gotten so far and now its RUINED.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)06:31 No.11281011
    With the way things were going last time you saw her, Newt will be a bit too busy right now.
    And so you'll just have to teach Ruby a lesson about taking other people's things. By stealing her clothes. Taking a quick look around to make sure no one is watching, you pull Ruby up into your wagon, pulling down the flaps so no one can see in. Turning back to Ruby you begin to undo her clothing. "What, here? Now? Someone will hear-" You cut her off by firmly placing your hand over her mouth. She begins nibbling at it while you finish removing her clothes. "Oh, I'll make you pay for this later." She lays back as she says this.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)06:32 No.11281015
    Dude, come on. I've kept things mostly clean and I'd like it if you didn't do this to this thread.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:33 No.11281024
    It's probably the /b/ invasion, expect it for the next week at least.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:33 No.11281026
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)06:35 No.11281037
    Well I hope everyone remembers what happened in this thread. Because I won't even bother to archive it. It would just get deleted for rules violation in the cleanup anyway.
    Take screen caps if you can. because I don't really know how.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:36 No.11281045
    Thanks for ruining a thread asshole.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:36 No.11281047
    Can't a mod clean it prior to archiving?
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)06:38 No.11281062
    I have no idea, and I wouldn't know how to contact them anyway.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:40 No.11281078
    I don't think that's a proper examanation techiniqe. Even her nurse's uniform doesn't look right to me. I'm afraid that .gif might be capturing an act of medical malpractice.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:41 No.11281085
    It's Japan. That whole country is assbackwards.

    I mean, just look at
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:42 No.11281091
    Dude, please don't be an ass just because some little bitch is screwing with /b/.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:43 No.11281100
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    Dear Mr. "Yay, fouling up a quest thread!"

    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:44 No.11281108
    Ok, I like lesbians as much as the next guy, but make your own thread man, don't fuck up another person's.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:45 No.11281112
    No, that isn't how YOU play twister. It works quite well for me.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:45 No.11281116
    Wow. I never thought I'd see hate for lesbian porn dumping. I don't know whether to be confounded or proud.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:47 No.11281122
    I just wish he, or a mod (HAHA liek we have any of those) would do the right thing and delete the crap.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:47 No.11281128
    Fine. Fine. Deleting pron. You may resume your quest in five... Four....
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:48 No.11281129
    It's not even that GOOD of porn either.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:51 No.11281147
    You have done the right thing. Feel awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:51 No.11281148
    Two... One...

    And I do believe that is it.

    And I'm not a /b/tard. I can be a dick if/when I feel like it, but I am reasonable.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)06:51 No.11281149
    I thank you very kindly for that.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:53 No.11281160
    HAHA! Thanks man, you're alright in my book now.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:54 No.11281169
    I say we make her get as loud as possible. Really embarass her when she comes out and everyone knows it was her screaming.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:57 No.11281183
    She'll make us pay? Oh Ruby, we know your secret girl side! We can use that as blackmail!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:57 No.11281184
    Bah, noise is dull.

    We're in a wagon? Is it the kind that's covered in canvas? The kind where, if you place a lightsource near the center, will have illuminated silhouettes displayed across its sides?

    I vote we make some...shadow puppets.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)06:57 No.11281185
    Hey, no problem. Have fun. I'm gonna go play SoulStorm or something.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:01 No.11281207
    Yeah but... WE'LL be seen as well.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:02 No.11281214

    Not if we're below the stage, with our hands up the puppet's sock.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:04 No.11281227
    You lost me.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:04 No.11281232

    Crouched down at the bottom of the wagon schlicking away at the lass holding the lamp, dammit.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:05 No.11281237
    I'm not sure I understand.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:06 No.11281256
    He hasn't actually written a sex scene yet, what makes you think he will now?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:07 No.11281272
    Well, you see, when a woman and a woman want to experiment, first they get a three salmon, two pints of marmalade, and a cheese grater. Then they create a nest out of belly button lint, and proceed to...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:07 No.11281273
    it doesn't have to be graphic.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:08 No.11281280
    whoa whoa whoa. Slow down there, Hoss.

    Let me get a pen and pad of paper.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:11 No.11281305
    Fine, fine, we'll go slowly.

    Step 1) Obtain
    Step 2) Remove clothing.
    Step 3) Add coconut batter.
    Step 4) !!!!!
    Step 5) ?!?!??
    Step 6) Discard the leftover goat horns.
    Step 7) ????
    Step 8) Profit!
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)07:11 No.11281313
    You light a candle before starting. If anyone walks by then they'll get a good eyeful of the two of you's outlines. You're going to keep Ruby's girly side to yourself, for now. At some point you think you head a gasp from outside the wagon, but that might just have come from inside.
    The next morning you hear a polite cough from outside the wagon. "Are you two decent? I'm not sure if you know this, but people could see what you were doing out here. I had to stand guard most of the night." Ta'kal seems embarrassed, but he stands with his back firmly facing the wagon, sword drawn.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:13 No.11281321
    Hmmmm... is Gregor a horned goat?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:14 No.11281325
    Stare into the distance looking disturbed by the thought, then thank him profusely.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:15 No.11281335
    I hope Ruby is still asleep because if not she'll KILL US!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:15 No.11281336
    I didn't have any left over goat horns. Wat do?
    Stand guard from what?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:18 No.11281356
    He was keeping everyone from getting en eyeful of us.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:24 No.11281426
    Standing guard? Were people trying to climb into the wagon with us?

    Either way. Assuming he wasn't just using it as an excuse to peek, big points for him. Maybe we should try to hook him up with Tabby.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)07:26 No.11281443
    You pretend to be mortified, like you didn't plan the whole thing. You thank Ta'kal profusely and vow to get a thicker covering for the wagon. Ruby stirs beside you, blinking groggily."What's going on?"
    You quickly shoo Ta'kal away and pretend like nothing happened. Crisis averted.
    Getting dressed the two of you go out from Breakfast. It seams that the two of you are some of the last to wake up, as most of the wagons and cattle have moved on, how you slept through that you aren't sure. The vegetable merchant is packing the last of his gear, and a few of the walkers are just getting ready to leave. A few tents here and there are still occupied. "I saved the two of you some porridge." Zanne brings you the bowls and a couple mugs of coffee.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:26 No.11281449
    Yeah, put a good word in.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:29 No.11281481
    Didn't we WANT people to get a peek?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:30 No.11281487
    of silhouettes, not a full show.

    OH SHIT! Zanne heard and saw! She has a thing for us. I feel bad now.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:31 No.11281491
    We didn't want him to know that, and he was thoughtful enough to guard.
    Down the porridge quickly, we have places to be.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:31 No.11281493
    rolled 87 = 87

    Wow. You're dense like lead, aren't you?

    I believe that Eat up, drink up, catch up is in order.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/22/10(Thu)07:38 No.11281532
    The sun is barely peaking over the horizon, but the early bird catches the worm. You take a few quick glances at Zanne, but she is occupied with cleaning up. Finishing breakfast, Ruby and yourself help with the final bits of breaking camp.
    You're just a few days away from Vimestead, the second biggest city in the human lands. If you look closely, you think you can see light off the horizon that's not coming from the sun. You can barely contain your excitement!

    Alright folks, it's 5:30 so I must be off to bed. See you again tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:38 No.11281534
    rolled 56 = 56

    Girls always go for the assholes. Doesn't pay to play nice.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:39 No.11281546
    See you tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:41 No.11281564
    You know... we never CONFIRMED she had feelings for us. She just said she wished she was as pretty as us, or something like that.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)07:47 No.11281611
    We're a bard, she totally digs us.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/10(Thu)11:29 No.11284131
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    i can see some similarity here.
    But those hags are a bit old for me.

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