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    201 KB BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)03:08 No.11103865  

    Last time you were confronted by Persius, Ruby's grandfather. Ruby was able to talk him into letting go, and was allowed to come with the show. Following her grandfather's instructions, she dug up a box from under an Oak tree, though she still hasn't opened it.
    Later you came upon the Jingo Inn and Traveler's Rest, a huge inn in which you were able to get rooms, with baths!

    Speaking of which, it's been a long day and you leave everyone in the common room to relax. Heading up to your room you're pleased to find your bath has already been prepared, and steams gently from it's tub. Well well, this place has alcoves for it's tubs, pretty fancy.
    You ease yourself into the tub, by the gods this feels wonderful. After soaking for a while with your eyes closed, you hear some creaking and feel the water level rise. Cracking open an eye, you find Ruby stepping in with you. After a bit of sloshing, she pulls you into her lap and starts washing your back. Her hands gently but firmly start to massage the kinks out of muscles you didn't even realize you had.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:10 No.11103901
    are we officially lesbian now?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:11 No.11103914
    We have been for a few threads now. As soon as we met Ruby really.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:13 No.11103941
    But we'll still flirty to get what we want.
    ... and really, we've been driving the threads that way since the beginning. We kissed a female Paladin, on the lips, for giving us gifts.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 07/13/10(Tue)03:14 No.11103952
    Yaay, this thread! So, what are we gonna do after this? Any performances yet?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:16 No.11103992
    Perform at the inn in which we are staying I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:17 No.11104003
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    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:18 No.11104028
    It's raining cats and dogs outside and we're sitting warm in a tub with the girl we've slept with AT LEAST once.
    I say we enjoy cleaning each other up and then check on everyone else. Find out about preforming.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:19 No.11104049

    wait what
    when did this happen
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:19 No.11104055
    Have we mastered growing a dick yet?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:20 No.11104077
    It happened between the previous thread and the one befrore that.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:21 No.11104103
    I thank Ruby for her kindness and write a love song about her.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:23 No.11104139

    goddamit /tg/

    ...well at least the Vampire Bride was straight, right to the bitter end :(
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:25 No.11104188
    Wash Ruby's hair for her.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)03:25 No.11104191
    You soak in the tub with Ruby until your toes start getting pruney. Getting out and getting dressed, you put on fresh everything and take out the top hat, you decide to check on everyone and see if you can get a gig while you're here.Heading downstairs you can see Grue pretty easy, he seems to be still eating. You don't see Zanne or Gregor anywhere, but Tabby is at the bar, there seem to be several men around her. A bit further down the bar, Tanot has his head in a bowl of nuts. Newt seems to be entertaining a group of children.
    Spotting the Innkeeper, a large man with a larger belly, you head over. "Evening miss. Just so you know... I don't give no care what you do behind closed doors, so long as you keep paying. But there are some 'round these parts that wouldn't take too kindly to a lady being so... friendly with another lady, if you take my meaning."
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:29 No.11104270
    Thank the innkeeper for the warning, and inquire about a gig. And we should probably pull Tanot's head out of the bowl.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:30 No.11104280
    I see no reason to cock block Tabby. Also, remind this gentleman that it is rude to listen closely behinf peoples doors.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:33 No.11104338
    What about Zanne? We talked about some heavy shit earlier and she might need a sis-hug.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:34 No.11104366
    Aye. After asking permission to do a show, we go in search of Zanne.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:36 No.11104394
    No mention of Faral...
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)03:40 No.11104473
    You politely thank the innkeeper and ask him to please mind his own business. He shrugs. "It doesn't take a gnome to figure it out. You two are the only ones sharing a room. You aren't sisters, I can see that. And your a bard, so I suspect that you'll be wanting to play. I won't stop you, but you won't receive payment from the inn, nor a discount. We have several bards playing a night on the floor. Anyone who wants to play can."
    You thank him and ask about Zanne. "Your Gypsy friend? Last I saw of her, she was heading to the stables."
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:41 No.11104489
    probably in her room. But we should check on her as well.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:43 No.11104527
    Wow, a quest with a female protagonist, I can't wait to- LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS DERP DERP

    I am dissapoint.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:43 No.11104532
    She didn't start as one. We made her that way.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:45 No.11104566

    No shit? DERP DERP DERP
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:45 No.11104567
    You can't wait to what? Do the things you would do as a male character? Play out a romance with a dashing gentleman? Try on a dress?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:46 No.11104597
    Might as well find our crew and upstage these riffraff bards.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:47 No.11104615
    We should head out to find Zanne. We should also make a point to talk to Ruby some time tonight about where this relationship is going. Is it just casual? Are we going to be exclusive? We should find out her intentions. I think we should try to go for exclusivity.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:48 No.11104621
    OP's been pretty tasteful. This is the only time he didn't just cut away. And even now he didn't go into detail. The Lesbian aspect is just a part of the character, not the focus... except where we surround our self with beautiful women, and Grue.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:48 No.11104636
    >Implying that Grue is not beautiful.
    On the inside.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:48 No.11104644


    Jesus, fa/tg/uys are so sad
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:49 No.11104661
    Nonetheless, we will no doubt flirt with every merchant we come across, and there's no need for jealousy.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:51 No.11104684
    Right. Flirtation is acceptable, anything beyond that should be ignored.

    Also, Bard Quest, how tall are we compared to Ruby?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:51 No.11104687

    if we're not lesbian, nobody will play the quest
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:53 No.11104714
    I kind of imagine our Bard as being the shortest in our merry band.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:53 No.11104734
    rolled 55, 21, 45, 2, 43 = 166

    This thread is really cute for some reason :3
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:54 No.11104738
    I kinda have to agree that /tg/ plays a pretty unconvincing woman.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:55 No.11104770

    so you're saying if it's not your fap fantasy it's not worth playing? jesus, go jack off and be done with it
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:56 No.11104784
    Okay. What should we do differently?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)03:57 No.11104807
    For starters, you should ignore trolls.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)03:58 No.11104819
    Ruby is a shade taller then you, but no more then a few inches or so. You aren't a very big lady.
    Well you might as well gather everyone up and plan for tonight's performance. So far any bard you've gone up against has ended up coming with you, but you don't think that will be the case this time.
    You don't looks foreword to going back out int he rain to get to the stables, and are relieved to hear you won't have to. A small stone corridor connects the two buildings. Opening the door to the stables, you see several men playing cards around a small table. "Wanting to get to your wagon's ma'am?" One stands up and takes you to them.
    Zanne is sitting with Gregor int he back of your wagon, tears in her eyes. "Janice! They want to make Gregor sleep out here! They won;t let me take him into the inn!" She points accusingly to the men at the table. "Sorry ma'am, but no pets allowed int he rooms."

    That's what I do.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:00 No.11104855
    Sigh. How much extra do we need to pay to get the goat inside? Would it be acceptable if it stayed in her room and didn't leave until we left in the morning?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:01 No.11104866
    Bribe them, we have more then enough money.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:02 No.11104881
    Flirt with them. We have more than enough charms.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:03 No.11104898
    You guys are going about it all wrong. It's a SERVICE animal! It's a trained goat that assists her living. It's her... seizure goat! It warns those around her!
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:05 No.11104939
    I don't know if we want to do that right before giving Ruby a "Lets go steady" speech.
    Speaking of which, is she still with us?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:07 No.11104966

    I think this pretty much proves my point.

    Fat sweaty neckbeards playing Quests with one hand on their dick.

    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:07 No.11104978
    Actually, we do. The very fact that this is here proves you wrong. You can go now.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:09 No.11105015
    Try this. If it doesn't work go with bribery.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:10 No.11105027
    She loves the goat and all, but just what is so wrong with the stables?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:13 No.11105070
    Gregor deserves better. He's her security goat.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:14 No.11105091
    We should probably ask what's up with the goat.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:15 No.11105109
    > Fat sweaty neckbeards playing Quests with one hand on their dick.

    It's not like you're in the room with us. You don't have to watch us masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:16 No.11105128

    ...dude. Don't try to "help". Just ignore the fucker.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)04:18 No.11105152
    You take a few silver out of your pocket and calmly explain the services the goat renders. Also, the Goat is part of the act, you don' take too kindly to people who mess with your act. Eventually you talk them into letting you take Gregor, at one point Ruby innocently sharpens some of her throwing knives. As you leave the stables Ruby grabs her chest, some soil still clings to it. You quickly get Gregor and Zanne to her room before anyone can object to Gregor.
    You take this opportunity to check on Faral. Her room is next to Zanne's anyway.
    You knock an get no response. After a few moments you begin to get worried, and open the door. With a sigh of relieve, you see Faral sitting on her bed. She seems to be in some sort of Trance, and isn't responding to you.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:21 No.11105193
    >implying there's anything wrong with titillation in quests
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:22 No.11105211
    She's doing that with the door unlocked? I say we shut the door and use some kind of lockpicking skills to lock it so nobody sneaks in and steals her shit while she's trancing. Now might also be a good time to find out why Zanne is so clingy with Gregor.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:23 No.11105221
    Is it rude to wake people out of a trance? Because we have a show to do.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:25 No.11105246
    Isn't that how Elves sleep? A 4 hour period of trance?
    And it's still afternoon. I think she'll be up by the time we need her.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:27 No.11105285
    Sounds about right. We should still lock the door. Who knows if it's safe or unsafe here.

    Personally, I think things are going too well here.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:29 No.11105305
    What do you mean? This is a huge in here.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:30 No.11105333
    Dunno. I just have a bad feeling.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:31 No.11105339

    >This is a huge in here.

    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:32 No.11105375
    Lets keep a knife in our boot. There shall be a huge barfight soon.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:34 No.11105402
    Too much harem anime, too little action. Come on barfight!
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:35 No.11105417
    Any barfight would end quickly with Grue in the main room.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)04:37 No.11105452
    You've seen Faral do this before. It's the Elf version of sleeping. Stepping out into the hall you get Zanne to lock the door after you. "This is not a very good lock Janice. My littlest brother could pick this." You make a note to remind everyone to lock their doors and follow her to her room. You see Gregor laying on the bed, seemingly contemplating how tasty the sheets would be. You ask Zanne why Gregor is so important to her. "I grew up on the road. The only other children I had to play with where my siblings. I do not know if you have brothers or sisters, but they can be... mean. One of my family's she-goats gave birth when I was 8. Gregor was the runt of the litter. Papa would have left him on the side of the road if not for me. He has been my friend since. We grew together and I trained him myself." Well that answers that question. How long do goats live you wonder?
    Going back downstairs to round up everyone else, you note the men around Tabby seem to have grown in number. Tanot no longer has his head in a bowl, as he is lying on the floor. There is a dwarf with him, prodding him with a hammer.
    Grue has small mountains of plates and bowls surrounding him.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:41 No.11105508
    Push our way through the crowd, make sure Tabby's doing alright. Then we should probably check on Tanot, see if he's alive. Fuck. If we have to pay off a bet he made with that dwarf for some kind of drinking contest I say we strip him naked and let him sleep on the floor. Maybe burn his clothes.

    Then we should talk to Ruby about where this 'thing' we have is headed.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:41 No.11105509
    We should check out why that dwarf is poking Tanot... he probably deserves it though.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:42 No.11105514
    Let Grue eat whatever. Eavesdrop on the Tabby thing.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)04:49 No.11105631
    Edging your way closer to Tabby, you notice something important. All these men are A LOT bigger then you are. Pushing your way through this crowd of brutes, you find Tabby in the center. Her thunderous laughter rings out and she slams a man's arm down onto the table. A sizable pile of coins sits next to her mug, and the man she just defeated grudgingly places a few more on top. "Come on now, can;t any of you big strong men beat little ol' me? Winner takes all! Another giant of a man sits down across from her. "Hello Janice!" She waves at you and, muscles building, beats this next guy faster then the last.
    As you scoot out of the crowd, a huge hand taps you on the shoulder. A gruff, gravely voice from several feet above you coughs. "Excuse me miss but you seem to know her... Is... Is the red-headed once... available?" Turing to the voice you nearly screech. You have no idea how you misses a MINOTAUR being in the room.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:53 No.11105693
    Look very frightened. Then directly say "yes" before going to see Grue.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:53 No.11105694
    Well... uh... Tabby grew up with cows...?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:54 No.11105715
    I thought Ruby was the redhead?

    If he's talking about Tabby ignore >>11105685

    Instead say "I don't honestly know, you'll have to ask her."
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:56 No.11105733
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    Ruby has dark hair and gray eyes. Tabby is the muscle girl with red hair.
    Pic related to Ruby.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:57 No.11105745
    Okay, I knew we had a redhead, it must have been the name "Ruby" that threw me off. Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)04:59 No.11105772
    Are minotaurs such an oddity as to warrant a freakshow?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:00 No.11105780
    I dunno. Why don't you ask him.

    I'm not going to risk offending a fucking minotaur.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)05:01 No.11105792
    You blink up at the minotaur, who is roughly the same size as Grue. You stammer out that you don't know if she has anyone, but don;t believe so. The Minotaur snorts and you THINK grins. "She is strong. A Strong, worthy woman. I shall challenge her then ask for her hand." He shoves his way easily through the crowd as you dash out of the crowd to the safety of the bar. You don't see Ruby around you, but you notice the dwarf and Tanot again. Tanot raises his head out of a puddle of booze and eaves at you. "Janice! Hey... hey Janice! Come... come here. Meet... meet this dwarf! He... what as your name again? Stronginthearm? Well Janice... Stronginthearm here... He's Glod's brother! Imagine that!"
    The Dwarf turn to you. "So yer the bitch what killed Glod?"
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:02 No.11105799

    I am endlessly amused that people seem to have accepted my suggestion of this picture as a good portrait for Ruby
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:03 No.11105809

    "No, we didn't kill anyone. I'm pretty sure putting an axe in the eye of a Mountain Giant is suicide."
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:05 No.11105835
    Dar hair, gray eyes,and an archer. Lithe. That was the description of Ruby, not counting her clothes. Perfect match if you ask me.
    WE didn't, but Grue did in self defense! Newt flared him too.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:06 No.11105845
    Glod was kill by his own stupidity. Make sure to stick around to see Tabby wrestle a minotaur.
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    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:07 No.11105854
    Yes, let us direct him to our darling Newt.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:08 No.11105867
    She knows magic!
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:08 No.11105868
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    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:08 No.11105872
    FUCKING TANNOT SOLD US OUT!! That's it, he's gone.

    At the very least he's on probation.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:13 No.11105924
    I wonder if the minotaur has any special skills we can use. I wouldn't mind taking him on with us so Tabby has someone, but I do mind dragging around dead weight.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:14 No.11105932

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    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)05:15 No.11105948
    You curse Tanot under your breath as your hand slowly moves to the knife at your waist as you explain that you were only defending yourself and those around you. The dwarf pops his neck and spits. "You killed my brother. I've been tracking that son of a bitch for three years now. You screwed me out of a sizable bounty. Let me shake your hand and buy you a drink. He was a bandit and a bastard. I hear it was his pet half-ogre wot done him in. Good riddance." He sets his war hammer down and tosses a small bag to you. "My father wanted that to go to whoever killed the good for nothing scum sucker." Inside the bag is a golden ring with a small gem set into it. "That'll get you tha respect and help of any of the Bjornson dwarf clan."
    You hear a bovine bellow from the crowd around Tabby and see the Minotaur stomp off to the bar. The beast doesn't even order, he just reaches behind the barkeep and grabs the largest bottle in reach and starts chugging it.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:17 No.11105968
    well... THAT went better then expected...
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:17 No.11105969
    "I.. wow, thank you. I was afraid you were going to kill me for a minute there."

    Then we should head over to Tabby and whisper in her ear "Hey, that minotaur liked you."
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:18 No.11105980

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    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:20 No.11106000
    Thank the Dwarf kindly and assure him he would have been able to do him in himself just as easily as we did, we just got lucky. Ask him where the Bjornson mountain is, if it's along the way we'll make an appearance. Also, ask him what this ring does, other than looking pretty. Make a mental note to talk to the minotaur after we're done with the dwarf.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:21 No.11106015
    Give the dwarf a huge smile of relief and gratitude. Then go to the Minotaur and say "Well, that's what happens if you are too forward." Engage in a needlessly complex matchmaking plot.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:24 No.11106044
    I wonder if she'll like the idea or be disgusted by it. If she does like it we can pair them up in the act, she can lift him above her and they can do tandem acts of strength like lift the whole group while we sit in our wagon.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)05:28 No.11106096
    You laugh nervously on confess you were worried for a moment there. You thought a fight was going to break out. "If Glod wasn't a right cocker, I'd be honor bound to kill you." The Dwarf takes a mug from the bar and drinks it in one long pull. You ask about the Bjornson clan. "You wear that ring near any Dwarf, and they'll tell you. It's the largest mountain in the range to the east. We cal is Korrack-Kramk.The God-mountain." Drinking one more mug and dropping a small gem on the bar, the dwarf picks up his things and leaves. Wind and rain blow in as he exists the building.
    Tanot grins stupidly from the floor. "Bjornson clan... that's a vury imprtant clan. Hey... help me up."
    Ignoring him you wonder over to the Minotaur. You see five empty bottles around him and another in his hands. He looks down at you and finishes off the bottle he has, reaching for another. "She said no. I bested her and she said no. She was so damn POLITE about it! And that damn half-orge over there tried to rob me a few days ago!"
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:32 No.11106141
    Wait so... like... a Dwarf Lord or something owes us? After we get done with the elves it's time to cash in!
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:32 No.11106142
    "Let me give you some advice. Try romancing her, give her compliments, gifts, things like that. You can't just beat her and tell her to marry you. That makes people afraid."
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:32 No.11106143
    Tell him to stop hitting the sauce and we'll ask her why, but first ask him how he avoided Grue when he was working his old job as a tollbooth. I was under the impression he was pretty good at his job.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:34 No.11106164
    Share with him the most brain meltingly romantic poem we know, for we are a bard, and this is what we know.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:36 No.11106176


    Oh man, I read that as "porn" and laughed.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:37 No.11106189
    Wait, I remember this! Grue mentioned that he tried robbing a "Cowman" and that the cowman hit him and made him sad!
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:39 No.11106214
    FFFFFF HE HIT GRUE! He gets no romantic help from us until he apologizes. All with me?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:40 No.11106221
    Before, after. Either way is fine.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:42 No.11106236
    He didn't know at the time, but he does need to apologize. After that then maybe we'll drop him a tip to help the poor guy out. It's more for Tabby's sake than his anyway, she's probably a tad pent up.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:44 No.11106258
    I think a minotaur's dick might be a bit much for her first time....
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:44 No.11106264
    Perhaps actually talking to Tabby would be a good idea before getting too involved in this guy.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)05:46 No.11106280
    You ask how he got past Grue on the road. The Minotaur turns his head to the side and looks down at you. "I hit him in the head until he left me alone. Didn't get a copper off of me." You agree to try and help him if he apologizes to Grue. "Apologize? He tried to rob me! I made sure not to do any permanent damage." You try giving him some romantic advice, starting with the sheer intimidation factor of a minotaur. You need to go easy, not rushing like a bull in a china shop, excuse the metaphor. Gifts are always good, and you share a romantic poem with him. "Hair like fire... hmmm... Give my apologies to the Half-Orge. He was a worthy fight by the way." He sets down his bottle and reaches into the pocket of his pants. He sets a pile of coins on the counter, some of them you've never seen the like of. The minotaur crosses the room and sits next to one of the fires.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:46 No.11106284
    Yeah, I agree. Maybe Tabby isn't big on bestiality?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:48 No.11106300

    Let's not go there. Please, Bard Quest. :(
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:49 No.11106307
    Alright, we've taken care of Tanot, spoken with Tabby, helped a minotaur on the track to love, who else do we have?

    Newt. I don't think we've seen or heard from her since arriving, better check on her.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:49 No.11106309
    Later on, we find out where he is from, which will undoubtedly be a goldmine for new performers.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:50 No.11106314
    Again, I say we talk to Tabby.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:50 No.11106321
    If she's not into the minotaur we should atleast warn her to let him down easy.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:50 No.11106323
    So the minotaur has foreign money? I wonder where he comes from... or what his name is?
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)05:58 No.11106396
    After a moment of thought, you realize that inter species matchmaking might not be the best idea. And that you should find out what Tabby thinks of this whole mess. Heading back to the table you sit next to Tabby, the crowd having dispersed. A small mountain of silver is still on the table by her mug. You casually mention the minotaur, and Tabby shifts uneasily. "That was... weird. Ta'kal, he said that was his name, beat me pretty easily then asked if I would marry him! I... well he reminds me of a bull we had back home. And... well... I'm not to comfortable with those kinda thoughts Janice." You suggest maybe letting him down easier, explaining her reasons to him. Tabby nods. "I'll try to avoid him, but if I have to I will... he didn't even take his winnings you know." She begins drinking deeply from her mug.
    Tabby nursing another mug, you head over to Newt, who is surrounded by children. Sparks and lights dance from her hand as she makes a coin dance through her fingers. "Oh hello Janice, hello Ruby." You turn with a start to find Ruby standing behind you. "Don't worry, I had an arrow on the Dwarf the whole time."
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)05:59 No.11106408
    D'aww, Ruby loves us! Give her hand a squeeze and ask Newt how she's doing. Maybe make a joke about her taking apprentices.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:02 No.11106440
    You people are squeamish. It's a tale of Beauty and the Beast, not beastiality.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:04 No.11106463
    Yeah, but Beauty doesn't WANT the beast!
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:05 No.11106472
    That's how the stories go!
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:05 No.11106486
    Well that's sweet. Anyway go tell Newt it's about time to put on a show. I think we've got everyone accounted for, we just need to come up with a good act. I think a standard circus style would work. Come out ring leader style and announce various acts while we sing and our elf plays.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:06 No.11106489
    When we play, we should get a line dance going. A real hootenanny.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:06 No.11106504
    I would kill you for that if I didn't think it was so funny.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:12 No.11106576
    This >>11106408
    Then this>>11106486
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)06:15 No.11106604
    You ask Newt about her new apprentices, the kids ignore you and keep watching the pretty lights. Newt laughs though. "I was an only child. I love children." The kids ooh and aah as Newt seems to pull a blue ball of fire out of thin air and sends it flying around the room.
    Everyone accounted for, you ask Ruby to gather everyone up, give her hand a squeezes and a smile. Tanot requires Tabby to hold him up, but he seems coordinated enough to blow his flute. Zanne patters down the steps, Gregor clomping down after her and Faral coming down last. Grue helps you clear an area for your show. Just moving stuff around seems to attract some attention, and the kids run back to their parents, dragging them back.
    While everyone is setting up you have some time to think about how the show will play out. Who you want to go first and whatnot.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:18 No.11106648
    Open and finish with us as we are the most talented one.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:19 No.11106651

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    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:19 No.11106655
    Have Newt start it off with a big shower of sparks! Then, while everyone else is playing, maybe she can summon an illusion of a semi luminescent cloud to cover the floor of the main room. After some dancing and singing and song, maybe see if Ruby wants shoot things out of our hands with her bow. That's always a hit and it'd be a great way to show trust.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:21 No.11106682
    Alright, and Tabby can do more strong woman stuff, like... I dunno, what do strong women do?
    Zanne will dance and Gregor will Be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:21 No.11106684
    tbh I'm still up for a linedance.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:24 No.11106717
    Does she have a bow? I thought she threw knives.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:25 No.11106738
    she does both, we just haven;t seen her use the bow much.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:26 No.11106747
    Just make sure Zanne doesn't do anything too adult, there are children around.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:30 No.11106806
    I'm pretty sure Gregor amazed the entire audience last time. And that nobody is really sure what, if anything, he did.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:44 No.11106967
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)06:45 No.11106984
    You adjust the top hat on your head and quickly speak with everyone in the party. Tabby sets Tanot down on a bench and he begins playing a tune you aren't familiar with. Faral starts plucking her harp with a similar tune, you expect shes improvising. Following her lead you pick up Elisabeth and start playing.
    After a few moments of this, Newt creates multicolored light sin the air above the cleared area. Stepping into the middle you bow to the crowd. Introducing yourself and your party, you waste no time getting into the show. With a look to Faral and Tanot you start off with a few folks songs.
    Once your finished you introduce Tabby, joking that many of the men here have already succumbed to her this evening. A few men stretch sore arms amid the laughter. She starts off simple, hefting you over her head like you weigh nothing. She builds from there, picking up both you and Ruby, then wondering into the crowd to pick up an entire family sitting on a bench.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)06:46 No.11106988
    After is Zanne. She begins dancing to whatever tune you and the other bards play. Some of her dances are dazzling, some are sensuous.A few men in the crowd try to get too handsy, but Grue popping his knuckles behind them seems to sort them out, along with the other men in the crowd. Gregor bleats and hops from the top of Grue's head into the center of the clearing. The crowd bursts into applause after he leaves to sit next to Zanne.
    Propping up a plate on a nearby table, and arrow flies from the second story and smashes right into the center. Ruby casually strolls down the stairs, firing several more arrows that all land int he center of the plate. She really amazes the crowd when she splits one of the arrows with another. When she reaches the bottom of the stairs you stand up against a wall. Placing an apple on your head you turn to Ruby. Fast as lightning she splits the apple with an arrow, then she tosses a knife into the arrow. She tosses three more knifes into the wood next to your head. Ruby gestures Newt over and takes a strip of cloth from her. You begin getting nervous, this wasn't part of the plan. Blindfolding herself, Ruby turns away from you. Taking her last three knives she starts to toss them from hand to hand. Spinning around she throws the three of them at the same time. You wince, but feel no pain. A few of your hairs drift down in front of your face. Stepping away from the wall, there is an outline of knives around where your head was. The crowd loves this.
    You finish up the show with a few more songs, including several of the Elven ones that you've gotten Tanot and Faral to teach you.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:49 No.11107021
    FUCKING YESSSSSSS. You worried me with the long wait, but it was so fucking worth it.

    >Gregor bleats and hops from the top of Grue's head into the center of the clearing. The crowd bursts into applause after he leaves to sit next to Zanne.
    Gregor confirmed for jumplomancer.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:51 No.11107048
    I STILL think that fucking goat is magic.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:53 No.11107065
    Nah dude, he's just minmaxxed to fuck and back. Google Jumplomancer. Gregor is obviously one.

    Now that the show's over, it's probably time to take our bow, retire upstairs, count our earnings/tips, and go to bed.

    Maybe ravish Ruby for that stunt she pulled. We shouldn't always be the meek one in the relationship. Hmm, after ravishing her, we should probably discuss our relationship.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:57 No.11107115
    We STILL don't know what we did, do we?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)06:58 No.11107119
    what we did? We sang and violin'd.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)07:01 No.11107148
    I meant Gregor
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)07:02 No.11107158
    Collect tips, head up to room. Count it out and sleep on pile of money!
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)07:03 No.11107169
    Someone screwed up the archive of the last thread. They labeled it a draw thread and didn't number it correctly. Considering the archives are going to delete all draw threads this is bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)07:06 No.11107197
    What can we do?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)07:10 No.11107245
    Now is the time to buy drinks for our entire troupe with our new money.
    >> Abaddon 07/13/10(Tue)07:12 No.11107259

    it was also labeled as bard quest 11
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)07:15 No.11107288
    Sorry, I started dozing off.
    You managed to pull in a lot with your performance. Mostly in coppers and some silver, but you notice many of the foreign coins the minotaur had. You hand everyone in the party several handfuls of coins. It takes both you and Ruby to take the rest back to the room and count it all out. You made roughly 100 silver, that's 1 gold, tonight.
    Which reminds you. Now that you and Ruby are along, she takes the chest out and opens it. Inside is a small sack, a straight shortsword, and a small quiver of arrows, about 12 total. The arrows are strange, three are silver tipped, three glow softly with white light, three look incredibly straight, and the last three look completely normal.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)07:15 No.11107293
    I have no clue, it's just one part, but we should try and archive the threads correctly before random folks do it without knowing what they should put for the tags.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)07:16 No.11107300
    We'll have Newt look at these in the morning. Commence ravishing.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)07:18 No.11107323
    All that work has left us tired. The lights gave us a headache.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)07:18 No.11107325
    Just guessing here... but the silver is obvious. The glowing ones are probably holy, and the straight ones are probably like... +1 or something.
    Hey! Ruby gets the first magic items of the quest!
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)07:19 No.11107333
    You want to call it a night man? Pick up on the road after leaving in when we start back up again?
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)07:21 No.11107361
    Whats in the sack?
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)07:27 No.11107426
    You pick up the sack, but it feels empty. you reach in... and your entire arm goes in. You can;t even feel the bottom. Turning it over, coins spill out. Roughly 30 silver. You look into the back and see nothing, but your arm should be able to fit in there. You've heard of these, its a small bag of Holding. Incredibly useful!
    Gathering up the money and putting it back int he bag you turn to Ruby. You're about to scold her from scaring the daylights out of you, but shes already in the bed. She smirks at you and gestures you over.

    Yeah, I'd better head to bed now. I'll pick it up tomorrow.
    >> BARD QUEST 07/13/10(Tue)07:28 No.11107439
    >but your arm should be able to fit in there.
    I meant should no by the way.
    Yeah, bedtime for me.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)07:29 No.11107459
    All right, see you tomorrow. Just remember, we take charge in bed this time, not Ruby.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)07:29 No.11107461
    Right, have a good rest man.
    >> Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)07:31 No.11107483

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