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Slap him for being a faggot. Explicitly tell him to stop being a fag, and start being gay.
Fags shove their sexuality down everyone's throat, like what your DM is doing.
Fags identify their entire person by who they stick their dick into. Like what your DM is doing.
Fags seem to think that if they fuck men, that makes them unique and special.
Gay men don't care about shoving sexuality to other people. They don't identify themselves with who they plunge their quivering manhammer inside. Gay men think that, like heterosexual men, who you fuck does not make you unique and special.
Alternatively, do what he's doing, right back to him, in a heterosexual manner.
"I'M SEARCHING FOR WOMEN TO GET LAID"
"I RAPE THE ELVEN QUEEN"
"I RAPE THE SUCCUBUS."
Repeat until he tells you that you're shoving your sexuality down his throat, then inform him that he is the black kettle calling the pot black.