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    165 KB Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)23:38 No.10546476  
    Maid Quest Part XLVII


    First Chapter: Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/

    Most Recent Chapter: Part Some fucking thing: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10445107/

    If you want to find the rest, they should be tagged "Maid Quest" on the archive.

    Except this one: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10522934/ This is Part XLIII. It follows http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10445107/ For some reason, it was archived as Avatarfaggotry. WTF.

    Discussion Thread 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10342577/
    Discussion Thread 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10400355/


    If you're pathetic enough to follow this fucking shit on twitter, it's at http://twitter.com/maidquesttg


    You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

    1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
    2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.

    At least, that's the basic idea. Things have gotten confused since then.

    Alien Repair Bots
    Reticulan Combat Android in a Sphere
    Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery
    Silver Key
    Iron Key
    Occult Book
    Demon Sword
    Prince Philip's Sword of Truth
    Alicia's Locket, containing Kat's Love
    Music Box

    --Your Costumes:--
    Magician (Magic Missile, Shield, Ritual Magic)
    Bloodline Sorcerer (Reality Warping)

    --Unassigned Costumes:--
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)23:38 No.10546482
    --Mansion Status:--
    Facilities: Beachfront property, Huge Yacht ("Kat"), Secret Passages (Connects Master Bedroom to Maid Quarters).
    Kitchen: Good (4 of 5)
    Decor: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
    Gardens: Average (3 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
    Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
    Beach: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID

    DEFENSES: Being worked on by 1 Maid and 1 Butler

    Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted) - Boon

    Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE - Boon Activated - TROLLED

    Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd. (Warm) - SEXED

    - Costume Option: Sexy Commissar - Changes her type from ANGRY/ANGRY to Sexy/ANGRY
    - Costume Add-on: Blood Splatter - Causes Fear upon dealing damage to an enemy.

    Kristopher, formerly Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Distant)

    Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED

    Jehanne, the paladin of Bahamut (Devoted) - SEXED

    Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust. (Love) - SEXED

    10 XP

    It is now Day 18 of 30. You are on your way to get back home. . .

    However, you've also just spent three days away from home.

    You wonder what's been happening in the house while you're gone. . .
    >> MAID QUEST SIDE QUEST: 72 HOURS Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)23:42 No.10546548
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    Pick your first side quest.

    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:42 No.10546551
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    >Bracing for incoming wave of sagefags
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:42 No.10546563
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:43 No.10546569
    Felicia, since our relationship level with her is about to drop.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:43 No.10546573
    Felicia, Koyomi, Jehanne, Regi.

    In that order.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:43 No.10546576
    felicia needs dickings... bad
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:44 No.10546602
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:44 No.10546604
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:45 No.10546612
    Felicia. I hope this actually ends up with her getting some kind of personality.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:46 No.10546622
    Oh, look. This shit again. Fap in private, mary-sue weeaboos.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:46 No.10546642
    Yay! Free XP!
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:47 No.10546644
    Damn it Master G, why must you deposit your steaming pile of awesome now? I wanted to get some sleep... BUT NOOOOOOO... you have to be all, "Oh, I think I shall fag up /tg/ with my awesomely awesome awesomeness... awesomely."
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:48 No.10546672

    >> MAID QUEST SIDE QUEST PART 1: FELICIA Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)23:49 No.10546674
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    > 72 hours ago. . .

    You are Felicia, the catgirl maid working at TG Mansion.

    It's morning, and you wake up in your fluffy catgirl bed and stretch out, yawning happily. With a playful swish of your tail, you head up the secret passageway to your master's room.

    You sneak into the room and, with an excited, happy mew, you pounce onto the bed, ready to roll master out of bed for some fun!

    But master is not there! D:

    Oh yeah T_T

    Master is off somewhere else with Mistress. :<

    This makes you very sad. :(
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:49 No.10546690

    Felicia. To prevent neutrality.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:49 No.10546692
    Find something cute to play with.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:50 No.10546705
    go play with koyomi
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:50 No.10546709

    mental note: Make Alicia our familiar if we don't end up sacrificing our lolmagic for something else
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:50 No.10546711

    Find Sam
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:50 No.10546712
    Fuck Yeah! Catgirl Quest! Let's go find another maid and get us some grub.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:50 No.10546714
    As I said, something cute.

    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:51 No.10546721
    This. Only option, really, everyone else is fucking scary
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:51 No.10546728

    Use our tail to masturbate. Or find Sam/Jehanne.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)23:51 No.10546738
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    Feeling disappointed, you decide to go down and find Koyomi instead! Maybe she has some tuna fish for you, like last time! :3

    You climb out the window and shimmy down the drain pipe and head over to Koyomi's little shed out in the back yard, where she's built her laboratory over the underground particle accelerator.

    Her door is locked, but her window is closed, so obviously it's okay to go in, because she knows you can climb in the window any time, amirite? :3

    Of course I am! XD
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)23:52 No.10546749
    > Window is "only" closed, sorry :P
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:53 No.10546775
    Climb in!

    Are we self-aware if we are something more than physical?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:54 No.10546788
    Climb in the window, rub against Koyomi and look cute.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:55 No.10546806
    >IMPLYIN- oh, sry... implying we can be anything other than cute
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)23:55 No.10546807
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    As you climb in through her window, you find Koyomi asleep in her chair. There are lots of computers and such all over the place! So many cords to play with!

    But then you remember what happened last time you played with the cords. You got yelled at so much! And that made you sad.

    But they're so tempting. . . they're dangling there. . . swaying back and forth, tempting you to play with them. . . mesmerizing. . . what else can you do? :<
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:55 No.10546820
    Felicia, she needs hot dickings, pronto.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:55 No.10546821
    play with those wires. she probably won't get mad this time.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:55 No.10546823
    cuddle up to koyomi
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:56 No.10546837

    Play with Koyomi's pigtails/ponytail/however the fuck she wears her hair instead.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:56 No.10546844
    Jump in koyomis lap and nuzzle her face.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:56 No.10546848
    Bring wires to Koyomi, she seriously likes them!

    (When we get Jehanne, I think my first post will be FLAGELLATE)
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:56 No.10546850

    Rub against her leg, and maybe mewl.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:56 No.10546852

    Isn't Felicia a bit big for that...?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:57 No.10546856
    >Implying that always being cute means we cannot put extra effort into looking that way.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:58 No.10546876
    >implying that shouldn't be expressed as "look extra cute" rather than "look cute"
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:58 No.10546879
    irl on top of another girl rubbing her face.

    Picture it, just sit there and picture it for a moment.

    After you're done I'll allow you to withdraw your objection.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:58 No.10546881
    That doesn't mean we shouldn't try it.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)23:58 No.10546887
    Yes! A good idea! Koyomi was obviously mad because you didn't play with her! She must be jealous of the cords! XD

    You climb up onto Koyomi and you bat at her pigtails. She stirs in her sleep. "Mmmmmph. . . go way," she moans.

    You bat at her pigtails some more and make a plaintive MYUUUU! She's so not fun! :<

    She bats you away and sighs. "Go away!"

    Yay! She wants to play!

    You nuzzle her face and drape yourself over her nose and mouth!

    She gacks and pushes you off!

    Yay, she's awake! :D
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:59 No.10546896
    Ok, I'll grant you that point.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)23:59 No.10546910
    Play with her more!

    Make sure to act more adorable than usual whenever she shows signs of wanting to stop.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:00 No.10546920

    Now purr while looking cute and smiling.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:00 No.10546928
    Purr, and look supremely extra cute as you rub her leg.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:00 No.10546930
    Rub against her. Master likes it, so she will too!

    It's been a long time since we've rubbed anything :<
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:00 No.10546937
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    Koyomi grumbles as she sits up and looks at you, confused. "What is it, Felicia?" she asks. "Are you bored? Tired?"

    "Myuuu!" you say, ready to play.

    "Oh, I get it. You must miss your master." Koyomi yawns and stretches out. "Don't worry, he'll be back in a few days."

    You myu and roll over onto your back, ready for pets! Koyomi gives you some tummy rubs! YAY for tummy rubs! :D
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:02 No.10546966

    Exactly what are we wearing right now?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:02 No.10546977

    You purr happily and rub up against Koyomi's leg! You like that a lot, it feels good to do it.

    Koyomi gahs as she trips over you and falls down on her butt. "Hey hey hey!" she shouts. "Be careful, there's a lot of delicate equipment here!"

    You mew and pounce her and give her hugs and cuddles and nuzzles! Koyomi is so happy she gives a squawk of pure joy!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:02 No.10546978
    Koyomi likes us!

    Licking is go!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:02 No.10546984

    How on earth can I be so entertained and bored at the same time? Nothing particularly interesting is happening plot-wise with Felicia yet, yet it's inexplicably fun despite.

    Excellent job, my good sir.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:03 No.10547000
    Let's see. . . what you usually wear in the mornings to greet Master. . .

    So a long t-shirt only, I guess. No panties. They get in the way of your tail :< You're also not sure why people make a big deal of the fact that you don't wear them.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:03 No.10547003
    Felicia always appear naked in the mornings I believe

    (Who the hell dresses her anyways?)
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:03 No.10547009
    Goshujin-Sama, you are far too adept at getting into the mindset of a cat-lady.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:03 No.10547015
    'tis the magic of Goshujin-Sama
    the most boring thing in the world is suddenly more entertaining than the concept of sleep after a 46h gaming marathon
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:03 No.10547019
    Can Felicia talk? I don't believe so.

    Perhaps we could pursue that line of interest with Koyomi.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:04 No.10547031
    gotta go with this
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:04 No.10547041
    >Implying anyone dressed Felicia.

    The fact that she's always nude didn't tip you off on anything?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:06 No.10547077
    >Implying she was naked in the roof and mansion through the whole Black Mesa arc

    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:06 No.10547085
    > I've owned a cat. :P


    You give Koyomi licks on the face! She splutters and gacks! "Aggh stop that!" she shouts.

    Of course, you know she really doesn't MEAN stop that, because she's not hitting you or spraying you with water :3 humans are so funny that way, aren't they?

    You lick her on the face a lot, until Koyomi finally gets fed up and pushes you off. You roll over onto your back and paw at her, ready to play some more.

    But she just gives you a pet on the head and sits down at her computer thingy and starts to check something called e-mail. How boring :(
    >> Poisoner 06/17/10(Thu)00:07 No.10547108
    Koyomi's boring... Let's play with someone fun! :3
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:07 No.10547109
    She is playing with that glowy thing and pressing those keys. Obviously it's some sort of fun toy and we should play with them as well!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:07 No.10547111
    Well that won't do

    try licking elsewhere!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:07 No.10547113
    Lets see what the others are up to! maybe they have tuna
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:07 No.10547114
    Find some warm-looking bit of equipment and take a short nap on top of it.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:08 No.10547116

    Sniff around. is there anything shiny and distracting or potentially plot-relevant in the immediate vicinity?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:09 No.10547155
    You do see the alien sphere off in one corner of the shack.

    It is suspended in magnetic fields and glowing softly as it turns, suspended in mid-air.

    Kinda hypnotic, really.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:09 No.10547158

    If we're able to turn into a household cat, do so, and possibly walk and/or rest on her keyboard.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:09 No.10547159
    Amazing how a half cat humanoid doesn't interest Koyomi one bit
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:09 No.10547164
    stare at it for six hours
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:09 No.10547166
    Stare at it for a while, then get bored and take a nap.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:10 No.10547170
    Sneak up on it.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:10 No.10547171

    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:10 No.10547178

    Uh oh. Our instincts are telling us it's bad to fool with that, right? RIGHT?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:10 No.10547182
    Can we use it to get TICKLED BY STATIC?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:10 No.10547190

    Lick it and/or eat it.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:11 No.10547199

    Starring and napping are god tier.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:11 No.10547219

    No we should lick it. Then Goshujin-Sama can do something interesting!
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:12 No.10547229
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    You stare at the sphere for a long long time. . . for over an hour.

    You think it's trying to hide from you.

    Something itches the back of your neck. You feel the sudden urge to stalk and then pounce it.

    But that would be bad :<
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:12 No.10547233

    >No we should lick Koyomi's panties. Then Goshujin-Sama can do something interesting!

    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:13 No.10547253

    I was going to suggest that, but I didn't know if lesbianism was in character for Felecia.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:13 No.10547262
    As long as she tastes fine, then it's fine!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:13 No.10547263
    Pounce on that bitch. Show that sphere who's boss.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:13 No.10547266
    Go rub our back on the sphere.

    I don't think Felicia cares what she fucks, honestly.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:13 No.10547275

    Get bored, see if we can sniff out Paladin-Lady and see how she's handling her "not allowed to cum" command.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:14 No.10547282
    All right, decision time. Go rub up against the sphere, or go lick Koyomi's panties? :3c
    >> sHy-Kun ^-^ 06/17/10(Thu)00:14 No.10547284
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    GOSHUSJIN-SAMA! i swear that one day i shall be a even greater storyteller than you. i dont care what it takes i well travel the world learn the wisdom its offers and tales the people who reside in it

    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:14 No.10547289
    Before pouncing, give loud attack meows repeatedly, so that it knows you're coming for it!

    You know, the kind cats give when staring out the window at birds.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:14 No.10547307

    Lick both! First the sphere, and then Koyomi when she gets all hussy in reaction.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:15 No.10547310
    Paw at the sphere, while mewling.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:15 No.10547311

    But assuming you won't do that, go for the lick.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:15 No.10547319

    Sounds like we'll either get pikachu charged or get to lick more stuff
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:15 No.10547321

    Pantsu. The sphere doesn't look like it wants to play.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:15 No.10547322
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:16 No.10547328
    Attackgrowl before pouncing! RRRRRRRRRROOW!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:17 No.10547350

    Can we just acknowledge that messing with the sphere gives Goshujin-Sama a chance to do something interesting that does not involve sexually harassing Koyomi?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:17 No.10547365

    Good point, you decide to do both!

    You stalk up to the sphere, giving a couple of warning mews, then you pounce it!

    But your pounce carries you over the sphere and you tumble ass over teakettle into the space behind the computer.

    "Hey!" Koyomi shouts. "Stop that!" She runs over to you and checks up on the sphere first! That hussy. "I swear, if you broke anything. . ."

    In revenge, you stick your head up her skirt and lick her panties.

    "HEY!" Koyomi shouts. "STOP THAT! AGH!"
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:18 No.10547378
    It will instead involve anal probes and Felicia....
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:18 No.10547387


    However, homosexual inter-species sexual harrasment is *fun*.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:19 No.10547413
    The sphere... it is now our mortal enemy. It has evaded us once, but never again!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:19 No.10547414
    Give a sheepish and frighteningly adorable set of kitty eyes at the one yelling at you.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:19 No.10547420
    Do that thing cats do where they walk past you rubbing their entire body of your leg.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:19 No.10547426
    rolled 4 = 4


    Now if only we could play with Koyomi AND the sphere...

    Cunning check?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:20 No.10547434

    Personally I'm trying to see how much we can shake things up in the long run.

    If Felicia comes out of this side quest black (as in, dark skinned), suddenly several thousand years older, a dog-girl, or able to talk, or any other sort of thing along those lines, I'll be content.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:21 No.10547468
    If the probe didn't pretty much make a killer death droid clone of you, I would be for fooling around with it as well. But as such, I advise we continue fooling around with Koyomi.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:22 No.10547480

    You attempt to give Koyomi kitty eyes to mollify her anger. . .

    > Your Affection: 8
    > Her Cunning: 12

    Instead, she sprays you with the water bottle and kicks you out of her lab! The NERVE of that woman! >:(

    You're going to put a dead mouse in her hair one of these days.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:22 No.10547483
    We should get Felicia to use our book of demon names to enslave an army of the hells, and force them to bring her an endless stream of mice and yarn balls.

    Yarn balls of eeeeevil.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:23 No.10547493
    Quickly forget about her and go see the shiney armor lady, she's always nice.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:23 No.10547510
    rolled 2 = 2

    Hey, we remember Carmine! Let's play with her!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:23 No.10547513
    bah... let's see if sam feels like playing
    OHH! let's go see kat!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:23 No.10547517

    Sniff out the paladin lady. Shouldn't be hard, since she's probably been dripping wet for days, what with the turn-on of not being allowed to cum.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:24 No.10547519
    >The entire power and might of hell being used to sate the innocent whims of a childish catgirl.

    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:24 No.10547522
    Shiny armor lady! All those shiny things to play with, and her hair is long and dangly!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:24 No.10547525
    Carmine for the lulz. What could the harm in playing with her be? :)
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:24 No.10547529
    Given that Jehanne has already been mentioned, I think I'll do her first. . .

    You decide to go find the shiney armor lady instead! She's always fun to play with!

    > Someone roll a 1d6 save. 4+ = Awkward Time to Walk in.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:24 No.10547533

    This post will noko
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:25 No.10547545
    rolled 6 = 6


    Praying for awkward.
    >> dice+1d6 06/17/10(Thu)00:25 No.10547557
    Hope this works.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:25 No.10547559
    time just broke...

    YAY :D
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:25 No.10547564
    Oh dear.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:26 No.10547567

    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:26 No.10547577

    God damn it, I fail AGAIN. At least you guys managed to roll 6s.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:27 No.10547591

    nice fail, there
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:27 No.10547598
    > Awkward it is.

    You decide to find the shiney armor lady! Yay!

    You head into the house now and walk past the front hall, which the Yellow Armor Lady has turned into a dark scary room with lots of skulls and bones and =I= symbols. You don't know how you feel about that.

    With a happy mew, you scamper up to the Shiney Armor Lady's room. . . and you open the door and walk in!

    . . . and what you find there makes your tail puff up and your eyes widen O_O

    Shiney Armor Lady has been kidnapped by an evil villain! =O He took off all her clothes and tied her to a big X on the wall! And then he put something inside her down there! It's moving and making a buzzing noise!

    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:28 No.10547601
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    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:28 No.10547613

    This is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:28 No.10547614
    help her get it out!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:28 No.10547615
    If it's alive then it's FOOD
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:28 No.10547618

    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:29 No.10547625
    Catch it!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:29 No.10547628
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:29 No.10547631

    Well, you succeeded in making things more interesting, at least.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:29 No.10547632
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:30 No.10547641

    We shall kill the buzzing thing and devour it to save the Shiny Armor Lady!
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:32 No.10547677


    You pounce the evil thing and you pull it out by the tail that was somehow tucked into Jehanne's stocking!

    Jehanne is so relieved to be rescued that she shouts praise at you! She struggles to get free, but the villain has tied her up too badly, and put a big round red thing in her mouth too, and she can't seem to get loose!

    You tumble to the ground with the evil creature in your mouth. . .



    You battle the evil thing, rolling around on the floor with it, and trying to kill it, but it has a hard shell and it won't die!

    You suddenly hear laughter. . . and you look up and see the Nice Lady slumped in the doorway, laughing her head off!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:32 No.10547690
    You must investigate it!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:33 No.10547700
    Tilt head to one side, and meow inquisitively.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:33 No.10547706
    Finish off the wriggling thing before it can escape!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:33 No.10547715
    Never mind her! Chasing this buzzing thing is VITALLY IMPORTANT. You cannot let it escape, even if it runs all over the house!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:33 No.10547723
    The evil thing must die! Assault it still! Assault it with all of your adorable kitty might!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:34 No.10547724
    >Nice Lady

    We have this? Jehanne was feeding us if I recall correctly
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:34 No.10547730
    Bring the thing to her maybe you'll get pettings as a reward
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:34 No.10547733
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    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:34 No.10547736

    "Mew?" While still holding the buzzing thing in our mouth.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:36 No.10547766

    You wrestle the thing some more, but then it is cunning! It entangles its tail around your neck, and now you are trapped!

    "Oh lord!" Nice Lady laughs, as she sits down on the ground, wiping tears from her eyes. "I wish you could see this, Jehanne. . ."

    You look up at Nice Lady and cock your head to one side inquisitively with the still-struggling creature in your mouth. "Myuuuuuu?" you mew.

    That just makes Nice Lady laugh harder. She's so strange.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:36 No.10547771
    I approve of HornyCatgirlQuest
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:37 No.10547782
    mew pitifully at being entangled by the beast!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:37 No.10547788

    This is still awkwardly innocent catgirl quest, as of yet.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:37 No.10547794
    Give pawings

    receive pettings
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:37 No.10547797
    Fail escape, and look at Nice Lady with big Kitten Eyes.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:38 No.10547810
    Try to get free and finish off the beast. LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:38 No.10547811
    Curl up against her as you try to wear the creature down.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:38 No.10547815
    Time for ADORABLE KITTY EYES until she disentangles us.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:39 No.10547821
    bite down hard on the tail and shock ourselves, then mew pitifully.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:39 No.10547822
    She's BOTH, that's the best part!
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:39 No.10547831

    You give Nice Lady some pawings, and recieve pettings in reply. Then she takes away the creature from you and kills it by pushing something on it's back.

    Nice Lady is so cool that way :D She can also make the BIG GUNS go boom whenever she likes :)

    Nice Lady even rescues Shiney Armor Lady from being tied up by the evil bad guys! Then she puts a rove on Shiney Armor lady and apologizes for letting her get kidnapped.

    Not for the first time, you're very glad to live in a house where people love each other so much ^__________^
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:40 No.10547849
    Lick shiny armor lady, in joy for her rescue
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:40 No.10547855

    Follow the Armor lady, regardless of where she goes.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:40 No.10547856

    Erm... so what exactly is a rove?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:40 No.10547858
    Look about for something to do
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:40 No.10547859
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    >extreme lulz from the catgirl's point of view

    ... you know all those people in the last thread, who were bitching about how the salad days were over, how all was lost, and only the good memories of the early threads could sustain them?

    They are 1. eating their words right now, and 2. incapable of pattern recognition. Because it isn't the first time I've seen you do this. I was expecting it to pick up dramatically, but the viewpoint change? Splendid.

    You remind me of the writer of Dr. McNinja, who, by some insane talent, manages to top the crazy zany shit of his last story arc. Just when you think he's peaked, the good Doctor SURFS ROBO-DRACULA TO EARTH FROM THE MOON.

    That's you, Goshujin. That's what you do.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:41 No.10547866
    I haven't done my 180 words writing and I will sleep happy tonight. I'll wing it in the morning.

    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:41 No.10547867

    Robe, probably.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:41 No.10547868
    >in a house where people love each other so much ^__________^
    Yes, very yes.

    Give armor lady lickings!
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:41 No.10547873

    You give shiney armor lady and nice lady licks because you love them so! They are annoyed at first, but then they warm up and give you hugs and cuddles too. :)

    "I wonder if maybe we should ask the master if we can borrow her one of these days," Nice Lady says. "She seems like she'd be fun to play with."

    Yay! :D
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:42 No.10547889

    ...wait a second...

    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:42 No.10547890
    This is about as happy end as we're getting
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:43 No.10547892
    mew loudly, as if indicating its okay.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:43 No.10547894

    This post mirrors my thought process exactly. +1.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:43 No.10547896
    Master never said not to play with anyone else, right? PLAY!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:43 No.10547898
    Try to get them to give you food. It's hungry time.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:44 No.10547915
    Oh boy playtime!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:44 No.10547916
    I really think we should make it a personal goal to gain the ability to speak.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:46 No.10547942

    You give Nice Lady a happy MYU! Then you get cuddles.

    "We should have breakfast now," Samantha, the nice lady says. "Let's go down into the kitchen!"

    Yay for breakfast!

    Samantha makes you your favorite breakfast ever. . . FISH! FREAKING FISH! OMFG FISH IS TASTY!

    She cooks up some nice salmon on a frying pan with just a little bit of butter and some salt and lemon, just like you like it!

    She also makes you some scrambled eggs too. You eat them, but you don't like them as much as OMG SALMON! :<
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:47 No.10547951
    I think it would be detrimental to the sanity of the other residents in the long, no screw that even in the short run.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:48 No.10547974
    > Decision point: Continue with Felicia Quest, or move on to a different character's POV?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:48 No.10547980
    You know, a rove, like Karl. Who, by the way, is a valued customer.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:48 No.10547987
    Pour the fishy juices on the scrambled eggs next time
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:48 No.10547990

    Move on, this is probably as we're going to get with Felicia for now. Who do we have?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:48 No.10547991
    >fish and eggs

    This seems like some /fit/ protein meal

    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:49 No.10547993
    I'm tempted to do more Felicia, even if there is no quest. It's just so cute.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:49 No.10548001
    continue until you get bored!!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:49 No.10548003
    We can change perspective, but only if we come back later!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:49 No.10548005
    new character, not all that much fun left to be had as felicia
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:49 No.10548011

    One last thing to do. MELLOW REG.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:49 No.10548020
    Select your second Side Quest:

    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:49 No.10548022

    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:49 No.10548027

    Mm. Maybe something new. What are our options?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:50 No.10548029

    For a fraction of a second I pondered the possibility that a talking catgirl would be like a lesser kender- the irritating quality canceled out by the fuckability.

    And then I realized what the FUCK I was thinking and my brain imploded before I could derp any harder.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:50 No.10548032
    Nepeta is a genus of about 250 species of flowering plants in the family Lamiaceae. The members of this group are known as catnip or catmint because of their effect on cats-nepeta pleasantly stimulates cats' pheromonic receptors, typically resulting in temporary euphoria
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:50 No.10548037
    Koyomi or Jehanne.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:50 No.10548045

    Torn between Jehanne and Carmine. hrm.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:50 No.10548048
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:50 No.10548050

    Reginald. I would LOVE to see what his thought processes are like.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:51 No.10548055
    Koyomi to work on sphere

    Jehanne to, fuck if I know
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:51 No.10548057
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:51 No.10548060
    Yeah let's just do these in order
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:51 No.10548064
    New character
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:52 No.10548074
    >Jehanne to, fuck if I know
    I read this statement completely differently than you intended
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:52 No.10548075
    this guy has it
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:52 No.10548076
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:52 No.10548085
    Maybe Jehanne, to see how much our trolling has stripped her of her sanity.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:52 No.10548090
    Regi, I have GOT to see what he's like.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:53 No.10548098

    > It seems that Jehanne is winning. . .

    . . . It is mid morning of the first day since your liege left the house to travel to The World of Diznee with Alicia. You're not sure how you feel about that. Although you know that she is no longer the Lady Asmoday she once was, you do know that she still harbors demonic power within you.

    As Samantha, your Lady, takes Felicia downstairs to get some breakfast, you spend some time putting away your instruments of self-mortification and placing them in a box.

    It is good to be able to freely express these desires you have had now, and it is good that Samantha has been willing to help you to do this for you. She is a true friend, and a fine mistress as well.

    You spend a few minutes idly wondering what life might be like if she marries your liege, as you put away the last of the instruments, and tighten your robe around your waist.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:54 No.10548128
    Suddenly remember master ordered us to have no orgasms unless he was present and be filled with shame!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:55 No.10548136
    Eat something.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:55 No.10548141

    Thoughts of sub-tastic threesomes abound. Also visions of Jehanne getting spit-roasted by protaginist and Sam with a strap-on.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:56 No.10548144

    But we didn't orgasm....
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:57 No.10548155

    Recall our routine, and remember what part of the house master had asked us to work on.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:57 No.10548157
    or did we? we dont know how long we were in there until Felicia saved us!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:57 No.10548159
    He'd try and please everyone, you know how he is.

    I'm sure Sam is perfectly capable of bringing her near but stopping it before she gets there.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:57 No.10548165
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    >people last thread bitching about shallow characters

    >this thread- perfect oppertunity to flesh out characters

    Ladies, take note- a man that listens.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)00:58 No.10548179
    Play the cello.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)00:59 No.10548188
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    You get dressed in your usual livery and walk down into the kitchen to break your fast. Although you feel a bit sensitive in your nether regions, you are proud to have endured your night's mortification without succumbing to hysteric release.

    Though you now serve the goddess of love, you know that the master's orders are right. A paladin must have self-control in all things, even bliss.

    You walk into the kitchen and find Samantha standing in front of the stove, making "frog in the hole," or whatever it is called: an unusual dish consisting of a slice of bread with a hole cut out, and an egg fried in the middle of it.

    You can see Felicia at the kitchen table, messily devouring a plate of salmon and eggs. She myuus happily at you and licks a fleck of fish from her lips.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:00 No.10548206
    Request that Sam make some for you, so you may dine together.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:01 No.10548223

    Smile and ruffle her hair.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:02 No.10548235

    Inquire after Koyomi. The girls gonna die of malnutrition if she doesn't vary her diet away from microwave specials.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:03 No.10548250
    Wonder if you should get the other staff to make sure that they eat something.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:03 No.10548257
    I am rather disturbed that there is no Samantha side quest. Not in the "We should really do it." way but more in the "Oh fuck, shit is gonna go down when we get home." way.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:04 No.10548267
    Hey Goshu, this thread needs to be broadcast on Twitter.

    Almost missed it here.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:04 No.10548273
    She's Japanese, she eats instant Ramen.
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    I see we have a CoC player in the house tonight.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:05 No.10548290

    But we don't know that, do we?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)01:06 No.10548311

    "Are you hungry?" Sam asks, as she turns over the piece of bread.

    "Yes," you say. "If it would not be too much trouble. . ."

    "Already thought of it," Samantha says, smiling. She picks up the frog-in-a-hole deftly with her spatula, then slides it onto a plate with a couple of sliced wolf peaches and a sprig of parsley. "Enjoy," she says, giving you a kiss on the cheek. "You'll need your strength."

    You smile at your friend, then go to the kitchen table and sit down. Giving thanks to Sune for the blessings of this day, you pick up your fork and begin eating.

    There is a knock on the door, and the sound of the house's butler entering. Reginald is a tall, proud man, and though his hair is greying, he still carries himself like a warrior. Out of all of the other household staff, he is certainly the one you most admire. "Mornin' love," he says, hugging his daughter and giving her a good morning kiss on the cheek. "Mind makin' me a bag lunch after breakfast? I'm of a mind to reinforce the mansion perimeter. Check the firing positions and perhaps clear some firing lines. Young master did ask me to see if I can improve the home's defenses, after all."

    "Sure thing, da," Samantha says. "Are sandwiches all right?"

    "Sandwiches would be perfect, love," Reginald says. He opens up the refrigerator and pulls out some orange juice, an egg, and a container of protein powder, then begins to make himself a breakfast milkshake.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:06 No.10548312
    Instant ramen is pretty much the definition of malnutrition.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:07 No.10548322
    instant yakisoba tastes better and is healther than instant ramen.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:07 No.10548326
    Note that the first set of options was four people, and after Felicia was done Carmine was added as an option. We'll get to everyone.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:07 No.10548331
    You know... what KIND of British accent do Reginald and Sam have?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:08 No.10548341
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    D'aaaw, I love Koyomi so. A genius, a geek, a fuller body, and not afraid to scold a bitch if they get in the way of her SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:09 No.10548362

    Samantha: Sexy/Sultry

    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:09 No.10548375
    His ways of the warrior are different from your own, have you considered asking him for training in his skills?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:10 No.10548376

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    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:10 No.10548382

    also, IRC fa/tg/guys get in here

    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)01:10 No.10548385

    "Perhaps we should check up on Koyomi as well?" you ask Jehanne. "She can't have been eating well, locked up away in that alchemist's laboratory of hers. I understand she is eating little more than bread, water, and those "instant noodles" she enjoys."

    "That might not be a bad idea," Samantha admits. "I'll make her a picnic basket. You can take it over to her on your way out. It's on your way, right?"

    "It's a little out of my way, but nothing bad," you say. You try to take some time out, every day, to go into the back woods to your favorite spot under the waterfall for meditation and practice. Koyomi's shed isn't too far out of the way, so you can probably drop by and hand her the care package on the way out.

    Reginald finishes blending his shake, then takes it and the large full english breakfast that Samantha has been making to the breakfast table. "Hello there, kitty," he says to Felicia, petting her on the head. "Have you been a good girl while young master is away?"

    "Myu!" Felicia purrs happily.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:11 No.10548400
    You guys are a bunch of fucking losers.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)01:12 No.10548433
    Actually, you haven't. . . although it does occur to you that might not be a bad idea. His weapons are unusual, but they are undoubtedly formidable.

    Do this?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:13 No.10548440
    This is 4chan, nobody is saying we aren't losers
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:13 No.10548443
    Who loses more? The loser or the one who keeps going on about it?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:13 No.10548444
    What are our assigned duties other than guarding our master?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:14 No.10548453
    What else are we supposed to be doing? I seem to recall the master giving everyone tasks to complete in his absence.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:14 No.10548458

    Yes, do this. If we combine a handgun and our traditional blade, we can make two attacks per round in the Close Combat phase!

    ... our liege said that, anyways, and then chuckled. If he was making a joke, you didn't understand it.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:14 No.10548460
    Time for HOLY BULLETS.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)01:14 No.10548461
    You've been asked to assess the defenses of the mansion, from a more spiritual perspective, as opposed to a military one. Other than that, you're mostly in charge of patrolling the grounds and doing anything that needs doing.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:14 No.10548463
    Of course! They have the benefit of range should you be beyond sword reach.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:14 No.10548470


    4chan X greasemonkey filter- with post hiding that works! GET YOURS TODAY!
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)01:16 No.10548491
    We seem to have broken 200 posts, so we're coming up on autosage territory.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:16 No.10548492
    Ah, then we cannot neglect our duty. The master has entrusted Reginald to ensure that the material realm is defensible and before learning about his weapons we must complete our duty to assess the otherworldly defenses.

    But first serene waterfall time.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:16 No.10548501
    now all Jehanne needs is a .45 holy avenger.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:17 No.10548512
    The best part is that you have actually deluded yourself into thinking this is true.

    I'm not that guy, but I'm gonna go ahead and say that it's the sad fucks playing the Desperate Ronery Virgin Almost-Interactive Story.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)01:19 No.10548530

    New thread. Someone archive this one.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:19 No.10548535
    You should aim to understand those weapons and be competent in their basic function, so you can participate fully in defense.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:19 No.10548536
    Isn't autosage not until 300?

    Anyway, get advice from Reginald.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/17/10(Thu)01:19 No.10548540

    New thread is here:

    >> Anonymous 06/17/10(Thu)01:21 No.10548569
    No. She needs a .666 caliber magnum revolver.

    For killing demons.

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