!6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)01:19 No.10525243|
> FIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER
> THRUST OUR HAND INTO THE AIR AND SHOUT
> "DEFENDERS OF DISNEYLAND, TO ME!"
As you strike a Kamina pose, you realize that there is no one else in the park. . .
Then comes the rumbling.
From the sky descends two figures, sheathed in mystical fairy dust!
One is a large canine man, and he wears full plate armor, and carries a huge tower shield.
The second is a duck, a mallard, perhaps, and he wears wizard robes and carries a magic staff.
"GAWRSH!" shouts the fighter. "This isn't very magical at all, HYUCK!"
"AAAAW PUT A SOCK IN IT!" shrieks the wizard, in a high pitched, garbled voice. "DISNEY WORLD IS IN DANGER!"
Your party has been assembled!
Out of the corner of your eye, you see Alicia gazing at the three of you. She sighs, shrugs her shoulders, and sits down on a bench, muttering something about "men and their immature need to act macho."