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    303 KB Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/15/10(Tue)23:26 No.10522934  
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:27 No.10522945
    It's a trap?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:27 No.10522950
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/15/10(Tue)23:28 No.10522966

    First Chapter: Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/

    Most Recent Chapter: Part Some fucking thing: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10445107/

    If you want to find the rest, they should be tagged "Maid Quest" on the archive.

    Discussion Thread 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10342577/
    Discussion Thread 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10400355/


    If you're pathetic enough to follow this fucking shit on twitter, it's at http://twitter.com/maidquesttg


    You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

    1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
    2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.

    At least, that's the basic idea. Things have gotten confused since then.

    Alien Repair Bots
    Reticulan Combat Android in a Sphere
    Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery
    Silver Key
    Iron Key
    Occult Book
    Demon Sword
    Prince Philip's Sword of Truth
    Alicia's Locket, containing Kat's Love
    Music Box

    --Your Costumes:--
    Magician (Magic Missile, Shield, Ritual Magic)
    Bloodline Sorcerer (Reality Warping)

    --Unassigned Costumes:--
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:28 No.10522969
    God I hope so.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:29 No.10522970





    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:29 No.10522979
    Awesome. My first night off in a few days and I get to make Maid Quest a part of it.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/15/10(Tue)23:29 No.10522990
    --Mansion Status:--
    Facilities: Beachfront property, Huge Yacht ("Kat"), Secret Passages (Connects Master Bedroom to Maid Quarters).
    Kitchen: Good (4 of 5)
    Decor: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
    Gardens: Average (3 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
    Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
    Beach: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID

    DEFENSES: Being worked on by 1 Maid and 1 Butler

    Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted) - Boon

    Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE - Boon Activated - TROLLED

    Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd. (Warm) - SEXED

    - Costume Option: Sexy Commissar - Changes her type from ANGRY/ANGRY to Sexy/ANGRY
    - Costume Add-on: Blood Splatter - Causes Fear upon dealing damage to an enemy.

    Kristopher, formerly Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Distant)

    Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED

    Jehanne, the paladin of Bahamut (Devoted) - SEXED

    Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust. (Warm)

    105 XP

    It is morning of Day 18 of 30. You are at Walt Disney World with an evil demoness who has claimed she wants to kill you. Last night you found out a few things about the nature of that demoness. See the most recent archived thread for details.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:30 No.10522997
    this shit again?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:30 No.10523007
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:31 No.10523021
    Excellent, You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this quest sir.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:31 No.10523022
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:31 No.10523030
    Today is the last fay at disney correct? What else is there to see?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:31 No.10523035
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:32 No.10523044
    >> Remy's evil alter ego 06/15/10(Tue)23:32 No.10523047
    Right, let's get this shit rolling!
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/15/10(Tue)23:32 No.10523048
    So far you've done Magic Kingdom and the Animal Park. You have not been to EPCOT center or anything like that.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:32 No.10523055
    Sage for pedos.

    Sage for fetishes.

    Sage for weeaboo bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:32 No.10523060
    how to save a demonhost body from destruction

    MASTURBATE obviously

    Also, dammit, I won't have more drawings until later. Tough luck
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:32 No.10523061
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:33 No.10523069
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    I see you liked that medio picture I posted last thread...

    ... either that, or you browse /c/ as well.

    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:33 No.10523081
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:33 No.10523083
    Water park Motherfuckers. Typhoon Lagoon
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:34 No.10523090
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    The door is over there newfag.

    Don't let it hit you on the way out.

    Now that the singular sagefag is gone...

    Anyway, let's keep with tradition. Masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:34 No.10523094
    sundress and nauseous demoness, brah
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:34 No.10523098

    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/15/10(Tue)23:34 No.10523103
    All right, let's do this correctly.

    As you wake up and climb out of bed and look around for your loli demoness, you see that she is nowhere to be found. Also, you don't smell frying bacon or anything like that, so she's probably not in the kitchen making breakfast.

    What do?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:34 No.10523106
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:35 No.10523115
    This means loli in a swimsuit.

    I second this.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:35 No.10523118
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    >Now that the singular sagefag is gone...
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:35 No.10523127
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:35 No.10523131
    Ask Remy and check the bath just in case
    >> Alpharius 06/15/10(Tue)23:36 No.10523136
    This is not /tg/
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:36 No.10523141
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:36 No.10523143
    so we do the bit where you swim with the sharks
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:36 No.10523146
    Go to /lit/ this has nothing to do with traditional games and more with stories.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:36 No.10523148
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    Enjoy your stay & wasting your time.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:36 No.10523159
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:37 No.10523167
    mastubate, dress, call for alicia
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/15/10(Tue)23:37 No.10523170
    Oh yes, I almost forgot. 10XP for thread being swamped by trolls off the bat.

    New XP total is 115
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:37 No.10523171
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:37 No.10523177
    The Usual & then a shower.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:38 No.10523182
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:38 No.10523190
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:39 No.10523203
    >This is not /tg/
    It totally is.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:39 No.10523206
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:39 No.10523213
    masturbate and then shower
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:39 No.10523215
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:40 No.10523225
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:40 No.10523226
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:40 No.10523231
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/15/10(Tue)23:41 No.10523238
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    You start off the morning in the traditional fashion: by pulling down your pants and fapping like a maniac.

    Shortly after you wrap up, you hear someone clearing their throat. As you turn around, your hands covered in spooge and the bedsheets wet, you see Alicia sitting by the bedside leaning her chin on her hand and smirking at you. "So," she asks. "Have a good breakfast?"
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:41 No.10523240
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:41 No.10523241
    Ask Remy the rat if he saw our Loli vacate the premises.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:41 No.10523257
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:41 No.10523259

    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:42 No.10523263
    Shower, dress, look for Alicia.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:42 No.10523271
    "How do you do that, are you some kind of pervert?"
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:42 No.10523273
    Greet, exchange pleasantries.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:42 No.10523274
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:42 No.10523276
    "Not yet, i was about to shower, change and make some, care to join me?"
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:42 No.10523282

    Ask her what she's been up to.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:42 No.10523284
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:42 No.10523285
    "Fantastic. 9 out of 10, especially with you here."
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:43 No.10523294
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:43 No.10523302
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:44 No.10523307
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/15/10(Tue)23:44 No.10523309

    "How the hell do you do that?" you ask Alicia.

    Alicia shrugs. "Most men, when they're in. . . the middle of things. . . don't really pay attention to what's around them," she says. She leans back in the table and pulls the cover off a silver serving dish. "I woke up late and didn't feel like making breakfast, so I ordered in room service. Guess you woke up while I was answering the door. Hope you like French Toast."

    She serves herself some french toast and drizzles syrup all over it. She licks the sweet sticky stuff off her fingers then begins quickly cutting it with the edge of her fork and eating it, daintily but rapidly.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:44 No.10523314
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:45 No.10523330
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:46 No.10523351
    clean off self then join Alicia in eating french toast
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:46 No.10523352
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    This is so retarded it hurts.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/15/10(Tue)23:46 No.10523355

    By the way, special thanks to the kind gentleman who is making sure Maid Quest stays on the front page :) +10 XP
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:46 No.10523356
    Which is the Disney section with all the simulations and shooting games?
    >> sHy-Kun 06/15/10(Tue)23:46 No.10523359
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    oddly i approve

    for gaining my approval here is misty cosplay
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:46 No.10523360
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:46 No.10523363
    "Not as much as I like you."

    Start eating anyways.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:47 No.10523372

    i love you so much
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:47 No.10523374
    i order her to feed me, and i lick her sweet fingers.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:47 No.10523375
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:47 No.10523377
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:47 No.10523380
    the only thing i can think of is that buzz lightyear ride and i know that's not what you mean...
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:47 No.10523383
    Screw that. Typhoon lagoon is where its at. in addition to standard water rides you can swim with sharks.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:47 No.10523387
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:48 No.10523390
    rolled 3 = 3

    take her silverware from her, start feeding her yourself hugging her from behind
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:48 No.10523392

    >nothing to do with traditional games

    actually this game is run using Maid Quest RPG ( a charagne for which is on sup/tg/) and we roll dice

    using the dice roller built into the board.

    now you know.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/15/10(Tue)23:48 No.10523394

    You take a moment to wipe yourself off, put on a red silk bathrobe, and join Alicia at the breakfast table. The french toast is fairly tasty, for hotel food. Disney seems to spare no expense.

    "So," Alicia asks, as she finishes up her one piece of toast and licks off her fingertips. "What do you want to do today?" She seems remarkably chipper considering the events of yesterday.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:48 No.10523398
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:48 No.10523402
    Everyone likes french toast, especially you, it seems. What do you want to do today?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:48 No.10523407
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:49 No.10523411
    Typhoon Lagoon FTW
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:49 No.10523413
    You know, before we take her to Typhoon Lagoon, we should ask her.

    "Do you like swimming?"
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:49 No.10523416
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:49 No.10523420
    i agree with the typhoon lagoon guy... is that even part of disney though?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:49 No.10523423
    I don't think he knows how fast we go through threads anyway. It's not like that being sped up a bit is gonna change anything.

    Always thought she was hot. That is a ridiculously horrible resolution image though.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:49 No.10523424
    Ofuck we're gonna get Nabokov'd again. Or we're going to fight a shark in front of hundreds...
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:49 No.10523425
    Yes it is.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:49 No.10523426
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:50 No.10523437
    I dont want to go out. I want to cuddle.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:50 No.10523439
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:51 No.10523446
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:52 No.10523462
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:52 No.10523463
    i wanna fight a shark now... Goshujin-Sama, please give us the chance to fight a shark barehanded.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/15/10(Tue)23:52 No.10523471

    "Well," you say, as you cut a piece of toast into a small piece, dip it in syrup, and feed it to her, "I was thinking we could either do EPCOT center, or we could do Typhoon Lagoon, which is kind of a water park."

    "What the devil is a water park?" Alicia asks. She takes a bite of the french toast from your fork, seemingly unconcerned about "sharing your germs." If this were /a/ we'd make comments about "indirect kisses," but the fa/tg/uys are already up in arms about this quest, so I'll hold off on that.

    "It's kind of like. . . well, a large swimming pool," you say, "but with water slides and such." Noticing Alicia's perplexed expression, you sigh. "Okay, simply put, do you like swimming?"

    "Love it," Alicia says. She grins at you. "I used to love going to the beach, when I was a little girl, and not a demonic queen." She picks up a piece of your french toast with her fork and pops it into her mouth.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:52 No.10523475
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:52 No.10523477
    >get Nabokov'd again
    There's always the ass-cannon (Still totally need to see someone about that) or magic
    >fight a shark in front of hundreds
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:53 No.10523494
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    >Pic related
    And only barely so. Niggas need to learn to hide/ignore & move on
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:54 No.10523505
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:54 No.10523510
    well time to introduce you to a waterpark.... she needs a swimsuit doesnt she?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:55 No.10523512
    rolled 17 = 17

    "Well a water park is basically a large pool of water, a bunch of slides filled with water and it's all around good fun"
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:55 No.10523515
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:55 No.10523517
    It seems we need a swimsuit. do we ask Disney for one or risk letting our succubus chose one?

    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:55 No.10523525
    Swim with sharks, Go down water slides
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:55 No.10523530
    >Niggas need to learn to not post shit fetishquests

    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:56 No.10523540
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/15/10(Tue)23:56 No.10523541
    "Well, then, time to introduce you to the concept of a water park," you say to her. "Do you have a swimsuit, by the way?"

    "Absolutely," Alicia says. "Just one problem. It doesn't fit me any more, and it's back at the house." She stretches out and grins. "Guess you need to take me shopping for a swimsuit, huh? That'll go over well with the CODE NABOKOV guys."
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:56 No.10523550
    to the person doing this>>10523515

    Goshujin-Sama always make multiple threads so all you're doing is bumping this thread.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:56 No.10523553
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:57 No.10523560
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:57 No.10523561
    Sports swimsuit? Tons of young swimmers in good middle schools
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:57 No.10523563
    Fuck yeah, pedos!
    Fuck yeah, fetishes!

    Now when are we going to get that Giantess maid, Robot maid, and Chryssalid maid we were talking about last thread?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:58 No.10523577
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:58 No.10523582
    I imagine that is the most oft-shouted line from Disney employees that break down on the job.

    Just imagine it: some faceless guy acts likes Goofy day-in & day-out for little-to-no thanks or recognition and grows tired of it. One day it all just...falls apart & IT'S GOOFY TIME *HA-YUCK*!

    >She loves swimming.
    It's pretty obvious we know where we're going.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:58 No.10523583
    I don't see any sage at the moment. Hey other people sick of this, flag it as spam it gets him kicked for the night at least.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:59 No.10523592
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:59 No.10523594
    Yeah, that's getting a little tiresome. Maybe I could just give you some cash and you can pick something out while I wait outside.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/15/10(Tue)23:59 No.10523603
    Hey, other people sick of this, note that abusing the report system is a permaban offense. Hide the thread if you don't like it, please. I won't mind.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:59 No.10523604
    >Giantess maid
    Jehanne is sexy tall. Carmine in power armour was pretty much HUGE
    >Robot maid
    They repair shit around the house, not much else
    >Chryssalid maid
    Now this is just asking for trouble
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:59 No.10523606
    rolled 8 = 8

    "Oh well, always fun to tweak their noses while they rage impotently, eh?

    Do i get a fashion show while we're looking?"

    Waggle your eyebrows at her.
    >> Goddamn Sandwitches 06/16/10(Wed)00:00 No.10523615
    Guess we are taking her to the Lagoon
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:00 No.10523617
    I think Uncle Walt took care of that by now. So, let's go shopping!
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:00 No.10523619
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    I say we get Alicia some skimpy micro-bikini number so that we can troll the Disney staff

    pic related
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:00 No.10523621
    Your shit doesn't belong here, and needs to be reported as such.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:01 No.10523635
    They're just jealous. And besides, Uncle Walt approves. Let's go swimsuit shopping!
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:01 No.10523639
    Too bad, we have the mod's blessing :)
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:01 No.10523642
    Rping on a board devoted to such games?

    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)00:01 No.10523645
    One moment, please. . .

    Please note that this thread is as valid a quest thread as Doppleganger Damacy or any other quest thread on this board. I have spoken to the board janitor and have recieved permission to run this quest so long as I adhere to the rules of terms of content: i.e. no real loli sex scenes, and no hentai artwork will be posted. Thank you for your time.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:01 No.10523646
    >lol sex with meido xD

    Christ, aren't you guys even embarrassed?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:02 No.10523655
    Also, make a call to the mansion to ask Jehanne and probably Koyomi to do a search on demonhosts, their original souls and whatnot
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:02 No.10523656
    this is a role playing game of course this belongs on /tg/
    >> sage Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:02 No.10523659
    actually, just so you know, it does belong here, it meets /tg/ criteria. polite sage for off-topic
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:02 No.10523664
    It's maid RPG.
    That's a RPG.
    We're playing an RPG over the board!
    RPGs are traditional games.
    So it goes on /tg/.

    That said, I do thank you for your participation. :)
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:03 No.10523670
    wow i feel stupid
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:03 No.10523671
    Porn rping should go to /h/ at least. As it stands this is text only, deals with no system, and is just a wank fest on a work safe board. Get the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:03 No.10523675

    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:03 No.10523689
    uses the maid rpg system pal, fucking read some of the responses
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:04 No.10523699
    maid RPG and Goshujin-Sama rolls the dice
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:04 No.10523700
    sage for fetishquest
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)00:04 No.10523708
    Nope! Shameless we are! Shameless perverts! And proud of it! :D

    All right, let's skip forward: after your usual shower and getting dressed and stuff like that, you'll take Alicia out shopping. I won't describe the swimsuit. You figure that out in your own pervert heads. Sickos.

    It's midmorning by the time you get to the water park, and things are, as usual, fairly busy. You've got the teenage couples giggling at each other, you've got the families heading along in large groups, you've got the little kids screaming and running along, you've got the fatsos who really shouldn't be wearing swimsuits that small.

    Most importantly, you have waterslides. Lots and lots of them. Holy fuck waterslides.

    . . . okay, I'll admit, I've never been to this park, and have no idea what it's like.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:05 No.10523719
    >Porn rping should go to /h/ at least.
    Do you even know what /h/ is for you dumb nigger? Hentai dumps. This is not a hentai dump. This is a roleplaying thread.

    >deals with no system,
    Maid rpg.

    >and is just a wank fest on a work safe board.
    That, however, I can't deny. Wonder if we can tone down on the explicit-ness a bit?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:05 No.10523722
    Full agreement. /h/ would love this shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:05 No.10523734
    It happens more often than one would think.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:06 No.10523756
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    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:07 No.10523761
    Star waterslide training. From low to high
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:07 No.10523774
    This quest runs past the watershed, it's perfectly okay.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:08 No.10523783
    rolled 2 = 2

    take her to gangplank falls

    it's a relatively slow water slide that multiple people can go on at once, not too fast so she shouldn't get scared, plus you're there for reassurance
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:08 No.10523791
    Ignore the sagefag, summer can get tough sometimes.

    The waterslide initiative has my full backing.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:09 No.10523806
    Just a reminder since you seem to have forgotten:


    Have a nice night & enjoy your stay on /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:10 No.10523819

    >no system

    Maid RPG, motherfucker, do you speak it
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:10 No.10523821

    There are whole bunches of water slides, a wave pool, and an area where you can swim with sharks and fish.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:10 No.10523824
    I'm here all year!

    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:11 No.10523841
    I do not nor do I wish to.

    Keep your moonspeak out of /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:11 No.10523842
    >Swim with sharks
    >Shark attack
    >Barehanded shark fight
    I wanna do this!
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)00:11 No.10523843
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    > Based on the one guy who actually knows anything about Typhoon Lagoon, you head to Gang Plank Falls.

    So you head over to Gang Plank Falls, and face another long wait in line to get up to the top of the damn line and get on the water slide. It's kinda hot, the sun is beating down on your bare shoulders, and the fact that you're in sandals on fairly hot concrete is getting annoying.

    Alicia, meanwhile, is leaning up against the railing as she waits for the line to move, looking down at all the people in line below. She hums softly to herself as she brushes a hair behind her ear, lost in thought.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:12 No.10523866
    Then you should know better than to waste your time like this. After this thread hits autosage? We start a new one & continue until Goshujin is done for the night. It's that simple.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:13 No.10523875
    ask her what's up
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:14 No.10523895
    >Most importantly, you have waterslides. Lots and lots of them. Holy fuck waterslides.
    Yeah, it's pretty much that.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:14 No.10523899
    It's in English. IIRC a guy that does/did frequent /tg/ was the one/part of the group that was hired to translate it.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:15 No.10523903
    Any push toward you taking this to a board it belongs, such as /a/ or /h/, is a win in my book.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:15 No.10523904
    >She hums softly to herself
    Any particular tune?

    Ask what she's thinking about.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:15 No.10523905
    "I bet you could kill somebody with your spit from up here."
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)00:15 No.10523911

    "What's up?" you ask Alicia.

    "Oh? Not much," Alicia says softly. "Just wondering when you were planning to give the pendant to Katherine. Or if you did something silly like decide to tell Reginald to give it to her while we were gone, in some silly attempt to convince me that it's not just her love transplanted into me that makes me feel like this."

    > Alicia's Cunning Check: 18
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:15 No.10523923
    "Alicia, what is best in life?"
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:15 No.10523927
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:16 No.10523940
    rolled 2 = 2

    "What makes you think we haven't already done so?"
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:16 No.10523951
    Then you're losing because this isn't moving.
    Ask her what's on her mind.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:17 No.10523953

    "... jesus, I know I don't look smart but I DID read Romeo and Juliet at one point, goddamn."
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:17 No.10523955
    This belongs on /tg/. It's not animu so it doesn't go on /a/, it's not hentai so it doesn't go on /h/, but it's a traditional game (roleplaying game) so it goes here.
    Are you drunk, sir?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:17 No.10523963
    I forgot... Did we actually give Reginald instructions to do this, or not?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:17 No.10523971

    jack off? dude, we're gonna FUCK her.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:17 No.10523973
    well im not sure what to do now, will someone who is actually contributing actually do something? Dice rolls intimidate me.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)00:18 No.10523979
    > I'm wondering why this thread gets so much hate when there's a Let's Play of Princess Maker 2 right on the front page.

    > This is actually me trying to determine that. So far it looks like the players have decided they did do this.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:18 No.10523981
    I think we did
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:18 No.10523983
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    >the image if for the sagers. Since they're following this thread apparently, perhaps they'll read it.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:18 No.10523985
    rolled 17 = 17

    no we did not, we told him about what it'd do and to hold it till we came back
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:18 No.10523995
    Just because this belongs on /tg/ doesn't make this pathetic shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:19 No.10524010
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    If it ain't 40k, it needs to go away.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:20 No.10524018
    No. Kat's possible attempt at suicide was deemed too great of a risk with us not being there when it's handed over IIRC.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:20 No.10524026
    In the Archive, general consensus seemed to be not to give Kat the pendant till we got back.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:20 No.10524030
    I didn't. Ha!
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:20 No.10524034
    We planned to do the locket thing, but then we were afraid Kat would off herself if she got her love back while we were off on a vacation with another of the maids.

    I forget what we actually decided ultimately.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:20 No.10524037
    I've reported all the "Let's report this quest for spam!" guys, and the autosage forcer (seriously? Autosage forcing? lol wut) as spammers.
    I get the feeling I may have just entered a new level of meta.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:20 No.10524041
    "Love is in the locket right?"
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:20 No.10524045
    Thanks for complementing the quest.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:21 No.10524056
    Ha-ha! Progress!
    I don't think there is anyone here who would deny this being pathetic shit.
    Almost as pathetic as one user trying to dictate the content of an imageboard that sees thousands of posts a day.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:21 No.10524060
    Exactly why this thread needs to go.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:22 No.10524067
    yeah, we actually spent XP to not do that, remember? the whole locket thing?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:22 No.10524069
    We probably SHOULDN'T have.
    Kat needs us there when she gets her love back. And most importantly she needs girl parts so we don't run up against the massive wall of homofags vs. homophobefags like we did in the squid fight
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:22 No.10524072
    >Just because this belongs on /tg/ doesn't make this not pathetic shit.
    FTFY. You should learn to double-check your posts, bro.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:22 No.10524079
    Best of luck to you!

    You'll need it.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:22 No.10524081
    >one user
    Since I'm not posting all the sages it's at least two. I just... I don't understand this. Can't you just have cybersex?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)00:22 No.10524082

    "Actually, no," you say to Alicia. "I decided that it would be best if I were there when she received the locket, and that it wouldn't be fair to give it to her, then to run off on a three-day vacation with you."

    "That was thoughtful of you," Alicia says, as the line moves up a bit. "Can you do me a favor, then? When we get back, and you do give it to her? Let me know first. Then take the time to make sure it gets done right. Katherine's a good girl. She deserves your time."
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:23 No.10524089
    Reported for spam.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:24 No.10524094
    Just to make sure I've got this straight. Kat's love is already out of Alicia, and she's just deluding herself right now, right?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:24 No.10524098
    Oh, I -know- I'm a lecherous pathetic pervert. Most of /tg/ knows they're a lecherous pathetic pervert. So, we make a lecherous pathetic pervert roleplaying thread.
    ... what's the issue again? :S
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:24 No.10524099

    "So do you."
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:24 No.10524103
    this blew my mind apart. forcibly.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:24 No.10524111
    Since I'm not posting all the sages it's at least two. I just... I don't understand this. I obviously have never read any of these threads before.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:24 No.10524112
    Make your own fucking form or wiki or whatever the hell you want. This place isn't for your cyber sex.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)00:24 No.10524113
    > Cunning Check: 8

    You're pretty certain that's the case, yes.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:25 No.10524114
    rolled 14 = 14

    "Yeah sure, you are aware that you told me straight out what happened to her love you were holding, right? That it was stored in the locket?"
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:25 No.10524123
    >... what's the issue again? :S
    The issue is that you're reveling in it publically rather than flaunting it publically.

    Look, I like BDSM, okay? I like it a lot. But I don't go around doing that shit in public. Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:26 No.10524133
    Reported for reporting "Reporting false reports of reporting spam as spam" as spam.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:26 No.10524146
    >Kat's love is already out of Alicia, and she's just deluding herself right now, right?
    No. APPARENTLY the locket will just yank it out of Alicia & hurl it however far it needs to go & jam it back into Kat. And that's as technical as it gets.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:26 No.10524147
    An anonymous imageboard is about as far from public as you can get
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:27 No.10524152
    If we knew that for certain, we'd be acting on out of character knowledge.
    But that's our guess.

    "Anything you want, but I hope you know it's not a goodbye."
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:27 No.10524154
    This isn't "in Public", it's imageboard on the internet. No one cares.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:27 No.10524160
    Reported for spam.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/16/10(Wed)00:27 No.10524170
    The picture is giving me major flashbacks to a story I read on 7chan's /elit/ board. It was about a world where gingers were treated like african slaves, but in a modern setting(which means a lot less manual labor and a lot more sex). It was alright, but some of the torture parts irritated me.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:28 No.10524176
    >implying 4chan is "in public"
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:28 No.10524188
    archive this now, report spam sunk at least one of the other threads
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:29 No.10524195
    Blue boards are for worksafe material.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:29 No.10524199
    Jesus fucking christ, we're not posting explicit pictures. If you don't want to see the text then don't open the goddamn thread.
    I agree that /tg/ isn't the place for cybersex. This isn't cybersex. It's roleplaying a setting using a system of rules (maid RPG), wherein the community guides the actions of a protagonist towards what they perceive the protagonist's goals would be in this setting. That is, it's a quest thread.
    Is there porn? Goddamn yes, there is porn. But there isn't just porn. We've been to hell twice, become friends with a giant squid, dealt with issues of Love and Identity (to who does this love belong?), exorcised some demons, and we've panicked in terror of the wrath of the butler a few times.

    Hey, you don't like sex. I'm cool with that. But right now we're keeping the sex confined to one thread, and it's ALSO confined within this roleplaying setting.
    So. Hide it, and move on.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:29 No.10524202

    If it was "in pubic" i would be inclined to agree.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:29 No.10524203
    >Alicia's Locket, containing Kat's Love

    It says so in the manual

    Inquire about that whole souls in hell deal? How did she manifest with her own soul sealed in hell?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:30 No.10524208
    >If we knew that for certain, we'd be acting on out of character knowledge.
    >But that's our guess.
    we acting on out of character knowledge all the time.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:30 No.10524214
    No. This is what's happened so far:

    -Woke up & jacked off
    -Ate breakfast
    -Bought unspecified swimsuit for Alicia & waited in line while talking a bit about the locket deal

    That's it.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:30 No.10524216

    >a modern setting (which means a lot less manual labor and a lot more sex).

    Blue collar guy sez "Bzzzt! Wrong answer."
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:31 No.10524234
    rolled 2 = 2

    good idea, done
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:33 No.10524262
    not this thread one of the discussion threads that Goshujin-Sama started right after his ban expired
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:33 No.10524265
    >Look, I like BDSM, okay? I like it a lot.
    Well we have a BD maid (Samantha) and a SM maid (Jehanne). We have a loli, a catgirl, a trap, a nerd girl, an angry marine, and a butler. Admittedly, nobody has brolusted over the butler, but the option is there.
    We're still missing some fetishes, though - for instance, we have no tentacle maids, no slime maids, no robot maids, no giant and/or tiny maids, no mind controlling maids, and no Chryssalids.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)00:33 No.10524266
    You know what. . . fuck this. Someone roll a 4+ save on 1d6 please
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:33 No.10524275
    Spammer rolling!
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:33 No.10524283
    rolled 4 = 4

    Also we don't have any pregnant maids. And I think that's all the fetishes.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:34 No.10524293
    If we replace the word loli with flat chest i think most of the hate will clear up, because there are no real loli's in this quest, just girls with flat chests
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)00:34 No.10524299
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    As you get to the top of the water slide line, the world freezes and halts.

    A little bald man in a red robe appears. "Well," he says, addressing everyone out there in internets land. "It seems that there are some people complaining about the content of this thread. So in the interests of being fair about this. . . MAID QUEST is being placed on hold for a short period of time, and will be replaced with. . ."

    MAN QUEST!!!"
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:34 No.10524300
    shape shifting
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:35 No.10524311
    I'm okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:35 No.10524312
    guys lets ignore the spammers and sagers and get back on topic? i wanna continue the story please.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:35 No.10524317
    What, no!

    I was looking forward to failing my math final for this.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:35 No.10524319
    rolled 1 = 1

    ooo oooo what do we do here?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:35 No.10524322
    This may be one of the best quest twists I've seen.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:36 No.10524330
    please dont be serious.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:36 No.10524333
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    I don't even'd
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:36 No.10524335
    What's this then?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:37 No.10524345
    Isn't Alicia (as in, Pre-asmoday Alicia) still mentally a child?
    ... whatever. Fetishes are go, captain!
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:37 No.10524347
    Go to costume shop

    Buy maid costume

    Wear it

    resume MAID QUEST
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    >237 posts and 17 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:37 No.10524349
    Piss off, little man!
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:37 No.10524350

    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)00:37 No.10524354
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    You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

    1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
    2. Hire a full staff of MEN to upkeep it.
    3. BROFIST with at least three of them.

    This is the morning of day 1 of 30.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:37 No.10524357
    no she's mentaly the same as she's always been.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:37 No.10524360
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    >>MAN QUEST!!!

    Okay, just for that, this spammer is going to leave you alone from now on. I fucking lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:38 No.10524363
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:38 No.10524368
    dude, seriously what the fuck? please go back to the maids :(
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:38 No.10524369
    Punch the house untill its fixed, go to YMCA, bro fist everyone and ask them to help punch your house too
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:38 No.10524375
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:38 No.10524381
    Oh, I get it!
    We have to get all butthurt and upset and spammy and argumentative and holier-than-thou and abusive of the report feature and sage-y of Man Quest!
    We're being a parody of the sage-ers and stuff.

    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:39 No.10524383
    seconding this
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:39 No.10524390
    leave thread unless maid quest gets put back.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:39 No.10524392
    Take truck to get illegal immigrants, fill the back full, then pick 3 broliest.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)00:39 No.10524394
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    You pull down your pants and jerk off. Your HUGE, MEATY, MANLY FISTS desperately start to fap your TWO INCHES WHEN ERECT penis because the steroids shrunk you down to a tiny size.

    Your main MAN, SAMSON, walks in on you. "FUCK!" he shouts. "ARE YOU JERKING OFF LIKE A MAN!?"
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:39 No.10524397
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    Hire this guy.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:40 No.10524411
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:40 No.10524413
    See, now this thread is funny.

    Also, lol @ the fags who are butthurt that when they post shit, people post shit in their thread.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:40 No.10524414
    "LIKE A MAN!"
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:40 No.10524417
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:41 No.10524420

    pick up mexicans from some generic supplies warehouse to fix the place, then keep them around as servants because they're awesome and have campfires with tortillas and gitarrons and whatnot

    the brofists will be inevitable by then.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:41 No.10524425
    Lol, this is silly.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:42 No.10524440
    rolled 81 = 81

    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:42 No.10524450
    Maid quest, please :(
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/16/10(Wed)00:42 No.10524451
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    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)00:42 No.10524453


    >> sHy-Kun 06/16/10(Wed)01:45 No.10525760
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    i normally don frequent maid quest (not revelant to my interest/fetish) but why are ppl being a offended by loli its not like its anything new on /tg/ hell 4chan for that matter is this a summer thing or
    is it normally like this?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)04:20 No.10528509

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