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    8 KB Colony Quest Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:39 No.10505101  
    Full wake up protocol will be complete in T-minus 3 hours. Is there anything you wish to go over before the entire crew awakens?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:40 No.10505116
    party like it's 1999
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:40 No.10505125
    Where the FUCK are we?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:40 No.10505126
    Hit the snooze button and go back to sleep for another 100 years.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:40 No.10505127
    Flood sleeper bays 1-6 and 9-10 with deadly neurotoxin.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:41 No.10505132

    Where are we?
    What's our mission?
    What's my name?
    How long have we been asleep?
    How many of us are there?
    Who are they?
    What are we capable of?
    What do we have?
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)04:41 No.10505134
    ERROR: No data on current planet.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:42 No.10505145
    >> Wake Up Protocol AI 06/15/10(Tue)04:42 No.10505150
    I demand more peanuts! MORE PEANUTS, I SAY!!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:42 No.10505156

    In the words of many an explorer "Fuck that, lets find somewhere better."
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:44 No.10505178
    HEY HEY, for all we know there could be a whole world full of sexy female babes, who may LOVE to get it on with other species males >_>
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:44 No.10505184
    Wait, is this Colony Quest? Not the correct name so most likely not.


    For the people that remember.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:45 No.10505204
    full status on sleeper bays 7-8

    are they completely compromised or has there simply been something interesting like a cosmic radiation leak in the section?
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)04:46 No.10505215
    >Where are we?
    ERROR: No data available on current surroundings.

    >What's our mission?
    This ship was to be the first colonization attempt by Human kind.

    >What's my name?
    ERROR: No input data

    >How long have we been asleep?
    ERROR: No data on current time. Reverting clock back to: 2062

    >How many of us are there?
    Crew roster reports 1 000 humans.

    >Who are they?

    >What are we capable of?
    ERROR: Memory banks corrupted. Call technician.

    >What do we have?
    On manifest: 30 Housing kits. 20 Automated robots. 1 000 years worth of fuel.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:47 No.10505232

    Statistics would point to this place being a gas giant or a barren ball of fuckall. If you would like to volunteer to go down to the surface and find out, go right ahead ensign.
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)04:49 No.10505260
    Full status on Sleeper Bays 7-8 currently unavailable. Full-ship status reports will be available once Automated robots check the entire ship.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:49 No.10505263
    AWWW FUCK YEAH! I'M AN ENSIGN NOW! and captain I shall make you proud of being the first of whom may discover a fucking orgy planet
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:51 No.10505292
    Can we time-skip two hours? That should be enough time.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:51 No.10505299

    Oh I'm not an officer.
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)04:55 No.10505363
    Date: ??/??/????
    Time: ?:?? ??

    Engines: MISSING
    Weapons Systems: HEAVILY DAMAGED

    Awaiting Input..........
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:55 No.10505365
    are there any pressing issues that should be taken care of before wake-up protocol completes?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:56 No.10505396
    status on life support systems, is it safe to wake the sleepers?
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)04:56 No.10505397
    Pressing Issues: Full status report of SLEEPER BAYS 7-8
    Current Surroundings: UNKNOWN

    Awaiting Input.......
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)04:58 No.10505417
    Life support systems: Operational.
    Initial surroundings diagnostics: Atmosphere is compatible with Human Lifeforms.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:58 No.10505424

    Jesus Christ we're fucked! and with a ship full of prisoners!? what kind of colony attempt is this!?

    unless we're trying to be the space Australia in which case... carry on
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:59 No.10505435
    Let ME out NOW, but keep the rest of the prisoners asleep. I already don't like this.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)04:59 No.10505444
    Lets land this thing on the planet. That way the survivors will have somewhere to sleep. There will also be plenty of food because they can eat the dead.
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)05:00 No.10505468
    Unable to let you do that Captain. It would be a direct conflict with programmed laws.

    ERROR: Currently on planet.
    >> Wing 06/15/10(Tue)05:01 No.10505477
    Activate automated crew, inspect full damage and condition of blocks 7 & 8

    Calculate chance of survival of landing on human life sustaining planet
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:02 No.10505481
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    Prisoner Ship you say?

    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:02 No.10505482
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    >Times New Roman in a BIOS

    >my face
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:02 No.10505496
    >Unable to let you do that Captain.

    Wait, I'm the CAPTAIN? Well, as the ship's Captain, I'm ORDERING you to ignore those laws. This is an emergency!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:03 No.10505503
    We need to get outside and claim this planet as Whoeverthefuckweareistan.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:03 No.10505517
    wait, atmosphere? we are on a planet? begin a spectral analysis of the atmosphere with a full rundown on any organisms found.

    is the hull compromised?

    what is the surrounding area like?

    can we determine how long our ship has been at its present location using erosion mapping or growth patterns?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:07 No.10505570
    Calculated chance of Human Survival: 72.99%, repeating of course.

    Automated Robots are currently inspecting full damage.

    ERROR: Current programmed codes are unable to allow me that freedom, Captain.

    Sleeper Bays 7-8 have been compromised.

    Sensory Equipment has been damaged in the landing. Current analysis is from Automated Robots used to check hull damage in Sleeper Bays 7-8.
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)05:07 No.10505578
    Oh balls. Need to stop posting in other threads, lest I forget my tripcode again.
    >> Wing 06/15/10(Tue)05:09 No.10505597
    Percentage is better than anticipated. Wait for analysis of damaged bays and conclude revivication process of cells 1-6 and 9-10.

    Prepare housing kits for utilization and await completion.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:10 No.10505615
    How many of each gender do we have amongst the rest of the sleeping crew members?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:11 No.10505640

    And so it begins.
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)05:11 No.10505647
    Don't forget you can Timeskip if you so wish. It'll be until the end of the task you specify.

    ERROR: Unable to gather full data on this at the current moment.
    >> Wing 06/15/10(Tue)05:13 No.10505670
    >TIMESKIP - Completion of analysis of damaged sleeping bays.
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)05:15 No.10505699
    Sleeper Bays 7-8: Hull smashed by meteor. Life lost: All (100 men, 100 women.) Sections sealed off to prevent further compromise.

    Sleeper Bays 1-6 9-10 Have awoken. In total, 800 humans. 399 men, 400 women.
    >> Wing 06/15/10(Tue)05:18 No.10505733
    Truly a pity. Their deaths will not be forgotten.

    Are the housing kits prepared for immediate use?

    I believe you already said we're landed, or... crashed I suppose. Stabilize the air pressure between the ship and the planet
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:20 No.10505763
    Computer? What is that one missing man?
    Also, is the damage in Sleeper Bays 7-8 possibly dangerous for the rest of the ship?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:21 No.10505783
    "Me", probably.
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)05:22 No.10505789
    Captain, the housing kits are not not prepared for immediate use.

    Stabilizing of air pressure commencing.

    That missing man is you, Captain.

    Damage is contained, and at this point harmless. Even direct contact will not effect Automated Robots or Humans.
    >> Wing 06/15/10(Tue)05:23 No.10505805
    Prepare the housing kits for utilization as quickly as possible.

    When air pressure stabilization has completed, release the locks on the doors, and let myself out as well, of course.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:23 No.10505809
    Computer, any data on planet we're going at?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:24 No.10505818
    :( I died a little when I realised it wasn't. I loved that game,
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)05:25 No.10505845
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    Housing Kits currently being prepared.

    Automated Robots have come back with data on the surrounding areas.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:26 No.10505860
    Mix Fusion Core with Pig
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:27 No.10505870
    I'm assuming:
    Dark Green is Forested areas,
    Light Green is plains areas,
    Brown is mountainous areas,
    Blue is obviously water.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:28 No.10505886
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)05:30 No.10505921
    The ship is one kilometer long. Estimate from there.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)05:36 No.10506003
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    AI, Send a few of the robots to scout out the selected area. It seems suitable for settlement. Plenty of land to (hopefully) farm, and to the south begin a mountain chain, which will HOPEFULLY give us raw materials, such as copper, iron, coal, etc.
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)05:38 No.10506024
    Robots have been sent Captain. Any further requests?
    >> AI !ObanGQEW7M 06/15/10(Tue)05:48 No.10506154
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