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    154 KB Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:39 No.10445107  
    MAID QUEST continued from: >>10443817

    You have found out some things about your loli-maid Alicia and are now in the secret oubliette under Disney World, speaking to the unholy lich-king of the Disney Empire, Walt himself. WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:40 No.10445124
    Apologize for the power drain, first and foremost.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:41 No.10445131
    we just have to find a way to put the host in total control of the demons power.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:41 No.10445132
    Tell him about the demon situation, see if he can use it as a power source.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:41 No.10445134
    Inform him of our dilemma and propose we use Lust as his new battery source in exchange for the information on how to properly conduct such a ritual.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:41 No.10445138
    An apology is in order for the power drain incurred earlier.

    After we're done apologizing get down to business and tell Walt the situation to seek his advice.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:41 No.10445140
    ask him about completely sealing asmodey in alicia
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:42 No.10445142
    Ask him if he'd like a new source of power.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:42 No.10445155
    "Uncle Walt, first of all, sorry about skimming off the power grid for a little bit there. Nonetheless, I must ask something more. Is there anything you can tell me that would assist in Code Nabokoving Asmoday out of Alicia?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:42 No.10445159

    God, this samefagging has got to stop. It was a good idea when you first proposed it, but now with your constant bullshit you're getting annoying.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:43 No.10445178
    "Sorry about the power drain. Blame LUST.

    Also, Great-Grandpa was a horrible, horrible person. I want to undo what he did. Can you help?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:43 No.10445179
    personally I like the idea of asmodey trapped powerless with alicia at the controls of the body and power.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:44 No.10445180

    "Hi," you say. "Sorry about the power drain, we needed to use it to power up a Lust Demon so we could talk to her about our loli's past."

    "I see," Walt sighs, as you sit down across from him. "It would have been nice to get a warning first, though. But that's not all you came here for, I assume?"

    "No," you say. "How about a deal. . . how would you like a new limitless source of power?"

    "I'm listening," Walt says, steepling his bony fingers.

    "Get LUST out of Alicia, and then you can use that demon as an endless pow--."

    "No," Walt says. "No FUCKING way."

    "I thought you didn't like to swear. . . your image is so family-friendly," you mutter.

    "I'm not insane, either," Walt says.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:45 No.10445187
    I only made one of those.
    Other guy might be samefaging though.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)04:45 No.10445188
    >Code Nabokoving Asmoday out of Alicia
    You realize that you're proposing we fuck her so hard that the demonic embodiment of LUST can't stand it any longer, right?

    I'm not sure we're up to that task (though we probably think we are. Maybe we should become the demon-host for Pride instead of Wrath.)
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:45 No.10445190

    I think the consensus was more for advice than making that specific proposal.

    Anyway, get said advice.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:45 No.10445193
    Alright, well do you know the rituals and spells that would be required to pull something like that off at least?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:45 No.10445199
    saw that coming that would be too easy.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:46 No.10445207
    4chan blocked me
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:46 No.10445213
    I meant more in the the metaphorical sense of a bunch of guys tasing her out. Magically.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:47 No.10445216
    and now it isn't happy face
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:47 No.10445224
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:47 No.10445231
    "Look, I've just found out some things about my great-grandfather that convince me he was a horrible horrible person. I want to undo what he did. Can you help?"

    Walter Elias Disney sighs deeply, then stands up from his unholy lich-throne. "I don't know. Demonology isn't my strong suit. I'm in show business. Entertainment. Sure, I'm an undead lich powered by the happiness of others, but who isn't in Hollywood nowadays? I know how to build theme parks that channel life energy and happiness into a condenser to create Pure Joy to sustain my unnatural unlife. I don't know anything about exorcisms."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:48 No.10445237
    getting rid of her completely would be a bad idea anyways, that would mean alicia dies as she's been around well past her initial lifespan, sealing her in some manner is what is needed here
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:49 No.10445248

    Perhaps you could point me in the right direction? Surely you know of some old temples or libraries we can go adventuring into for information.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:49 No.10445252
    well, do you have any references then?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:49 No.10445258

    What about sealing the demon so the host has full control of the body?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:49 No.10445259
    hit an isp block for some reason
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)04:50 No.10445262
    >Sure, I'm an undead lich powered by the happiness of others, but who isn't in Hollywood nowadays?
    I frown'd at how true this is.

    If HE doesn't know, then ask him to call in the guy who did the Chernobog bit of Fantasia to teach us a little more on the subject.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:50 No.10445264
    A simple 'No' would have sufficed.

    Does he at least know someone who could help. Us being forced to 'wing it' would probably end badly. Like us-going-fucking-bonkers levels of bad.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:50 No.10445271
    But you do know about manipulating magical energies. What if I wanted to seal Asmoday away in hell/Alicia/her phylactery?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:50 No.10445279
    Well, Lust is pretty commonly associated with love, and I'd term that a positive emotion. Hypothetically speaking, what's stopping you from having a setup to absorb a different set of emotions than joy, happiness and all that?

    ...And I'd note you would probably drive the pedophilia rates in disney world to zero if you got such a setup going, so hey, better image, HAPPIER, SAFER people come for rides, more energy for you to feed off.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:51 No.10445287
    if we can find out how to do this then we can bind the other deadly sins in us and the maids.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:51 No.10445288
    "Well, would this be in the realm of an exorcism, or something more specific? The girls' been made into a Demonhost using a particularly bloody ritual.

    Any advice, really. Do you know someone who knows more on the subject? After all, having such a powerful demon bound in the world is bad for pretty much everyone."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:51 No.10445290
    I regret not picking the holy paladin hidden side way back when. We could really use those powers right now.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:52 No.10445308
    "Sir, I'm sure you know more than I do about magical minutiae. Anything you could tell me, even wild speculation, would be welcomed."
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)04:56 No.10445378
    ...been a fucking while since a post, it seems.

    Also archived the last part, for what it's worth.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:58 No.10445397
    We also have access to her phylactery... even if you aren't an expert on this kind of thing, surely you have a contact who is? I know you didn't build this happiness energy channeling system all by yourself.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:58 No.10445402
    hmm, maybe Jehanne could help us with this
    she is a sex paladin, so that's like a double expert
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:59 No.10445422
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    Walt Disney considers carefully. "I'm sorry. I can't help you," he says, at long last. "I can, however, give you this."

    He snaps his fingers, and one of the shadowy figures walks out of the room, then returns bearing a long, slender package wrapped in cloth. "Tell me," Walt says. "Have you ever seen my movie, Sleeping Beauty?"

    Inside the cloth bundle, wrapped in finest glittering samite, is a sword. "The Sword of Truth," he says, softly. "The real one, not the one from that novel series. Speak the words, and it will strike true, and slay evil in one blow." He sits back down again. "It will only work once, though. After that. . . it will be gone."

    > ITEM GET: Sword of Truth. One Use Item: upon saying the words from the movie Sleeping Beauty, the sword strikes true against a creature of evil alignment, slaying it instantly.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:01 No.10445448
    ... We must make sure that we don't accidentally harm Alicia with this.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:01 No.10445456
    killing asmodey is likely to harm alicia
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)05:02 No.10445466
    >finest glittering samite
    Better Walt Disney give it to us than having it lobbed at us by some moistened bint.

    Walt; you are the fucking man.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:02 No.10445473
    Accidentally killing Alicia along with Asmoday? Very likely if we're not careful.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:02 No.10445475
    Like I said...
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:02 No.10445477
    "The channeling system," Walt says, as one of the Adeptus Mousestodes places the sword in a case for you to transport it, "was created from the notes your great-grandfather left me. It applies only to emotional energy, not demonic. I can perhaps give you his notes, however. They may be of some small use to you."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:02 No.10445479
    that's the problem
    IDK, maybe we can find a good exorcist
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:03 No.10445486

    Research time?

    Also, perhaps we should give Reginald a call and see if he knows and good experts of demons.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:03 No.10445496
    so it isn't the Really Angry Sword.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:04 No.10445505
    they will be better than what we have to go on right now, thank you for all your help walt

    if you ever want to talk again, or need help just give us a call
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:04 No.10445513
    Walt stands up, then thinks about it for a moment, while the Mousestodes prepare a copy of the notes for you to take with you.

    "Tell me," he asks. "Have you explored the grounds of your mansion at all? Perhaps that would be of some help. That building is very old, and has many secrets. . . perhaps you will find something there that is of some use to you."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:05 No.10445519
    jehanne seems like she'd be quite the expert on demons
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:05 No.10445522
    In any case, seems like the thread is dropping off. If people are okay with it, I say we end here.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:05 No.10445523
    "Is this one of those swords that will not harm an innocent by accident?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:05 No.10445530
    Well, I know what WE'RE doing when we get back.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:05 No.10445531
    Walt's been a really friend to us. Make sure we keep visiting him after this quest is over in the Epilogue.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)05:06 No.10445537
    >Adeptus Mousestodes
    Oh dear god.

    >Speak the words, and it will strike true, and slay evil in one blow."

    Considering that the latter part of the words he's talking about consist of "that evil die and good endure.", this shouldn't really be a problem so long as Alicia mellows the fuck out a bit.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:06 No.10445540

    Good point. I don't think I ever did finish exploring the catacombs after that whole giant squid fight...
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:06 No.10445541
    there is no innocence only degrees of guilt
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:06 No.10445542
    "I...I don't know what to say. You've helped me so much. If I could do something to help you, I would like to."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:07 No.10445552
    alright, but I want to go back to the mansion soon
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:08 No.10445565
    Walt grins. "You can do me a favor, actually. The next time you do something awesome? You win a sporting event or discover something incredible and want to celebrate with all your friends? Come to Disney World. The positive energy you guys give off will give me a nice boost."

    He raises a withered claw and dismisses you from his chamber, returning to his golden throne to rest once more.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)05:08 No.10445567
    >"Have you explored the grounds of your mansion at all? Perhaps that would be of some help. That building is very old, and has many secrets. . . perhaps you will find something there that is of some use to you."
    We did, and found one giant squid too many.

    Still, it's worth looking into further.

    Thanks again for all of your assistance, and a separate thank you for your parks, the fun-draining soul-batteries that they may be.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:09 No.10445575
    except alicia should by all rights be dead already, the reason she's alive is due to the fact that she has a demon inside her
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:09 No.10445589
    Not every setting is as cynical as WH40k.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:10 No.10445593
    I'd just like to say that one of the first things we're doing when we get home is talking to our resident Paladin about getting the biggest fucking banishing circle we can get.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:10 No.10445597
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    Anyway, I hope that tonight wasn't too confusing for you. I'm pretty sure that a lot of people were having their heads full of fuck during the infodump.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:10 No.10445601
    "Thank you, Walt. I hope you don't mind if me and Alicia spend another day here before I get to work setting things right."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:10 No.10445608
    I didn't have much of a problem.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:11 No.10445610
    no, it was excellent, some of the best stuff i've read/done in years
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:11 No.10445612
    "Oh, absolutely," Disney says, as a Mousestodes escorts you from his throne room. "You paid for your ticket, enjoy your stay here."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:11 No.10445624
    no, that was me being cynical not quoting 40k
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:11 No.10445626
    My head is always full of fuck.

    All I want to know is if we can waltz over to Alicia, tell her to bring out the bitch and then just kill her, save our maid and get a happy subplot end.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)05:11 No.10445627
    Perhaps a different kind of fuck than they were expecting their heads to be full of, but nothin' wrong with a bit 'o plot getting stuffed down our ravenous maws.

    Reasonable stuff throughout with moments of brilliance, as always. G'night.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:12 No.10445637
    I vote we spend the rest of the day in be with Alicia, cuddling. She needs it.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:13 No.10445654
    Thank you for missing the point.


    Let's go back, hopefully Alicia's feeling better now.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:14 No.10445658
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    So you head back that night to your hotel suite, which you share with Alicia. It's a very quiet trip, when you make it alone, without Alicia there with you.

    Coming into the hotel room, you find Alicia sitting on one of the couches. She has half a glass of red wine in her hand, and is sipping it slowly. The bottle on the coffee table is half-empty already.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:15 No.10445669

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:15 No.10445670
    Fuck her with bottle.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:15 No.10445679
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:16 No.10445692
    Sit next to her and pour a glass for yourself.
    Let one thing lead to another, maybe.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:16 No.10445696
    Pour self some wine.

    Sit down on couch.

    "Feeling better?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:16 No.10445700
    ...Goddamnit Goshujin-Sama, you're not gonna let me go to bed, are you. You and your plot points...
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:17 No.10445716
    Calm down, at least it's a weekend now. It could be worse; he could be doing this during the week.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:17 No.10445721
    he does do this during the week sometimes
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:18 No.10445724
    I believe the other anons have the correct idea here.

    Also, I'm so glad I was already planning on staying up all night.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:18 No.10445732
    Possible Retcon approaching. Do people want to continue?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:18 No.10445737
    Energetic fool time.

    "GUESS WHAT? We have several leads on getting the demonbinding undone!"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:19 No.10445746
    I'm ok with this, but I wish we were cuddled up next to her.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:19 No.10445748
    I'd be fine for continuing.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:19 No.10445752
    Depends. What did you have in mind?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:20 No.10445756
    sure, lets go... do... whatever it is you have planned
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:20 No.10445760
    I guess? What do you have planned?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:20 No.10445767
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:21 No.10445776
    Continue, damnit. Alicia needs cuddles.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:22 No.10445782
    > RETCON executed.

    You sit down next to Alicia and lean up against her. She cuddles up next to you silently, staring off into the distance.

    Outside, the fireworks are going off, illuminating the room with colorful cascades of light. You've almost dozed off when you realize that she just said your name.

    "Hmm? What is it?" you ask.

    "Is it okay if we. . . don't have sex?" Alicia sighs. "I mean. . . for right now, at least. Given. . . well, my situation. . . that doesn't seem . . . appropriate." She tucks herself in close to you, resting her head on your shoulder.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:23 No.10445799
    "Whatever you want, we have all the time in the world."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:23 No.10445800
    "Whatever you want."

    Hug her. Possibly kiss the top of her head.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:24 No.10445806
    "Whatever you want."mind
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:24 No.10445810
    "of course"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:24 No.10445821
    Oh, and I should probably mention that was a DO-THIS to each of these ideas.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:25 No.10445825

    Of course, whatever you want.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:25 No.10445836
    "Whatever you want, we have all the time in the world."

    You hug her and kiss the top of her head.

    "Good," Alicia says. "Besides, it's not like you find me sexy anyway. I'm just a little kid, after all. I'm not Jehanne, or Koyomi, or even that tramp Samantha." She pats her chest. "Flat as a washboard, right? Got no tits at all. Where's the sex appeal in that?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:27 No.10445848
    "It's not always about breast size, or sex appeal. You're you, and I wouldn't have you any other way."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:27 No.10445850
    "If it's you, then it's okay."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:27 No.10445851

    Remind her that we're still a pervert and are probably willing to hit damn near anything.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)05:27 No.10445858
    "I swear to god, if you try and get me Nabokov'd three times in a single day, there's going to be a reckoning."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:28 No.10445863
    could we try and get alicia into asmodays body?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:28 No.10445868
    Well... we have mentioned the whole perversity thing, right?

    But mostly I find you sexy because you're you, always looking out for me, always pushing for me to stop doing such stupid things."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:28 No.10445871
    Oh God, so corny it burns!
    Incidentally I'm ok with this.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:29 No.10445876
    I second this motion
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:29 No.10445880
    Guys, I think she's trolling us at this point. That being said...

    "Alicia, you're beautiful exactly the way you are."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:29 No.10445882
    perkiness is more important than size
    I'd take flat tits over pancakes any day
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:29 No.10445883
    not right now maybe after we get Alicia in total control of Asmoday/s power
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:29 No.10445890
    "The part I like about you is the part that let us do everything we've been doing at Disneyworld. There's been some low points, but I think it's been fun... So, just to ask, what would make you feel like everything in your life is 'appropriate' again? And not just about sex."
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:30 No.10445891
    > "I swear to god, if you try and get me Nabokov'd three times in a single day, there's going to be a reckoning."

    Alicia laughs at that and curls up closer. "I know," she says. "I'm evil."

    "Eh, if it's you it's okay. Same for. . . well. sex," you shrug. "It's not about breast size or sex appeal, you know. Besides, I'm a pervert. I'd hit just about damn well near anything."

    "Like my familiar?" Alicia asks, sitting up in your lap.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:31 No.10445899
    "Y-yeah, sure."

    "Also, what are you doing? I thought we weren't going to-"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:31 No.10445902
    you know that was the first thing i hit
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:31 No.10445911
    "Your familiar, koyomi... you."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:32 No.10445915
    "Almost every morning."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:32 No.10445921
    What? I like it when kitties purr.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:32 No.10445926
    "Hey, to be fair, she approached me first. And this is about you, not her. I left her home because this trip is for you and me. Nobody else."
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)05:32 No.10445927
    For gods' sakes, we fucked a headcrab to death because we had no other weapons on us at the time.

    ...though we should probably still keep that on the DL.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:33 No.10445928
    "I have a feeling that the only hitting I'll do tonight will be with a bat."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:33 No.10445933
    >whole post

    You're trolling me so hard right now. I hate you.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:33 No.10445936
    We what? What thread was this?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:33 No.10445942
    Technically, she's not your familiar anymore you know. Unless she went and rejoined you. Maybe she's her own familiar at this point?
    ...and yes I would.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:34 No.10445945

    "Your familiar. . . Koyomi. . . you. . ."

    Alicia smirks. "Nice try. No fair trying to sweet-talk me into bed." She sits up in your lap, face to face with you, and pokes you in the nose. "Did you make sure Felicia at least enjoyed herself? Or were you as mean to her every morning as that one time you banged her in front of me?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:34 No.10445950
    Oh, shit, I forgot about that.

    But yeah, if we can't solve our problem with our ass-cannon or magic, we usually solve it with our dick.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:34 No.10445952

    the black mesa episode
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)05:34 No.10445956
    One of the Black Mesa infiltration ones, as could be gathered by the Headcrab bit.

    But yeah. Not one of our finest hours (...or was it? I can never really tell when we cross the line into paragons of absurdity or if we are fucking around just short and end up just being doofy.)
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:35 No.10445958
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:35 No.10445960
    It was not one of this quest's shining moments.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:35 No.10445967
    I'm certain she enjoys herself...
    she keeps coming back
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:35 No.10445970
    Some would argue otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:35 No.10445971

    I try my best. I'm still new at this whole sex thing, you know.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:36 No.10445983
    What can I say? If not for her I would pretty much fail at pleasing anyone else.

    ...Say, do you get any "feedback" from your familiar?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:36 No.10445984
    I try my hardest to.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:36 No.10445985
    "I've been trying still rather new to this myself

    and Felicia certainly seems to have been enjoying it as she kept coming back for more."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:36 No.10445990
    "She finds her way into my room every morning, so I like to think she enjoys it."
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)05:36 No.10445993
    That could be stockholm syndrome for all we know.

    >"Did you make sure Felicia at least enjoyed herself? Or were you as mean to her every morning as that one time you banged her in front of me?"
    "...I've been getting better. Practice makes perfect, y'know."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:37 No.10446003
    "I'm trying my best, though I'm a bit new to this. But you know what they say: practice makes perfect."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:38 No.10446011
    "I try. I can't say I'm very experienced, but unless I'm stopped, I try and ensure that both parties have fun."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:39 No.10446026
    Hey, I'm learning. I make enough mistakes that I have to learn something sometime after all.
    ...and one of the things I intend to do when I get back to the mansion is show her what I've learned. As important as this trip is, and all the other things I've had to do, I will show her a good time too.
    Why, you have a suggestion?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:39 No.10446027
    I don't bang her nearly that often, and in fact I've learned to be quite nice and gentle and orgasm giving because of her.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:40 No.10446038
    "I think she likes it. She does keep coming back. I don't know. . . I'm kinda not used to this whole sex thing, you know," you sigh.

    Alicia sits up and smirks. "Practice makes perfect?"

    "Absolutely," you agree.

    "Good," Alicia nods. "Because you promised, some day, that you're going to help me with this. . . thing. . . I got going. . . so that means that some day I'm going to seduce you into my bed. So you'd better get plenty of practice in so you know exactly how to please me when that time comes, got it?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:41 No.10446046
    >no loli
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:42 No.10446052
    "Yup, i'll be sure to show you a good time."

    Kiss her after saying so.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:42 No.10446057
    Why would we, given a choice as we are, want to be attracted to small children?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:42 No.10446060
    And here I thought you'd never even consider "experiencing my inexpert fumblings between the sheets".
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)05:43 No.10446068
    "Good," Alicia nods. "Because you promised, some day, that you're going to help me with this. . . thing. . . I got going. . . so that means that some day I'm going to seduce you into my bed.
    I'd suggest that we make a joke about being sure the room under us is unoccupied first, for our own personal safety, but I suspect that would be in incredibly poor taste, even for such master trolls as ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:43 No.10446071
    Mental note: among the other activities tomorrow, we need to make good on our shopping trip for some souvenirs. We need to bring Felicia a mouse from the mouse kingdom that isn't our oh so edible chef. Especially if we don't want that to further lower her thoughts on us from its already barely there status.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:43 No.10446072
    "Good." Alicia kisses you back, then gets up off your lap. "Did I give you a boner?" she asks, mischievously. "Do I make you horny? You damn pedophile. . . hell, you're a pedophile and a MILF-chaser all in one. I'm old enough to be your grandmother, you know."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:43 No.10446074
    She's referring to, you know, being a fucking demonhost.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:43 No.10446075

    Give her a taste.
    Magically cause her to orgasm spontaneously. Doesn't have to be out-and-out sex.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:44 No.10446080
    Nah, that would be an incredibly low blow even from us.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:44 No.10446086
    Goshujin, I'm actually quite curious, DID she give us a boner?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:45 No.10446089
    "I will not rest until I get to the point where I can give you several orgasms in a single night."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:45 No.10446093
    "Like that matters, as i said, it's you that's sexy not your age, nor your bustline, those are just numbers."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:45 No.10446096
    you already know in your heard the true answer
    and in your pants
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:45 No.10446097
    Do this. Watch reaction. We've already proven we could via Samantha.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:45 No.10446098
    Well, we can certainly grind our skill with Felicia. We do need to give her some attention before her status drops to neutral.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:45 No.10446100
    Roll a d6. On a 4+, yes.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:45 No.10446101
    Why don't you have a seat over there.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:46 No.10446104
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:46 No.10446108
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:46 No.10446109
    "When it comes to you, our perversion has no low."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:46 No.10446118
    Guess she didn't, then. We've managed to restrain ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:46 No.10446119
    >missing chrishansen.jpg
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:46 No.10446121
    Bullshit! I demand a reroll!
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:47 No.10446124
    "Actually. . . no," you say. "Not because I don't want to, but. . . well, it's been a long day."

    "I know it has," Alicia says. She gives you one more kiss on the cheek. "I'm going to take a shower, then go to sleep. If you come in, I'll kill you." She stands up, a bit awkwardly due to the wine, then goes into her bedroom and closes the door behind her, without locking it."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:47 No.10446127
    Whats the stress/backlash for giving Alicia and orgasm? Or at least some magical arousal dickery?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:47 No.10446131
    1d6 and 6+ backlash
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:48 No.10446133
    lets throw some XP into that. don't want her to feel unloved
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:48 No.10446135
    take a quick shower, lay down in her bed for some cuddling
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:48 No.10446136
    Whenever she says she's going to kill us if we do something, that means to do it. Go in!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:48 No.10446138
    Do it while she's in the shower.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:48 No.10446139
    Wait for the shower to be over, then come in. She needs snuggles more tonight than ever.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:48 No.10446140

    I'm tempted to tickle her slightly though, then head off for sleep.
    Also, if we avoid magic, will this have been a day without, aka backlash gone? I could have sworn that yesterday went without magic as well.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:49 No.10446146

    Hmm... Fellow anons, as a Gentleman Asshole, would it be prudent to give her a magical orgasm and/or magical arousal while in the shower?

    Also, Goshujin, hearing enhancement, lets see she's having some fun with Mr. Showerhead.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)05:49 No.10446147
    Obviously we need to follow her in, if only on the pretense that we noticed she was walking awkwardly due to having consumed like, half her body weight in wine, and didn't want her smacking her head open on the bathroom tiles while trying to totter around in her shower.

    A suitably white knightly excuse for our less than white knightly aspirations, I would think.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:49 No.10446152
    Wait until she's in the shower, then open her door.

    Don't go in, just look in at her when she gets out.

    Masturbation optional.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:50 No.10446157
    She didn't lock the door so it means shes pulling that woman bullshit where she actually wants us to enter
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:50 No.10446158
    If you guys want to walk in on her, that's fine (although my preference, and vote, is for >>10446139). Just don't fucking magic orgasm her for no reason.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:50 No.10446160
    or testing our trust
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:51 No.10446163
    Hearing Enhancement: Unlike the last time you did this, you hear Alicia seeming to take quite a bit of time in the shower. The water sounds a bit muffled, as if the massaging showerhead is being held close to a surface, and her breathing is a bit labored and ragged.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:51 No.10446165
    going to have to agree with that

    also, be sure to be holding a towel again
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:51 No.10446167
    I vote no for this. This is not something we should be trolling on.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:51 No.10446168
    she could be to drunk and forgot to lock it
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:51 No.10446174

    Can we magic up the sensitivity of her lady bits for the rest of the shower?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:51 No.10446175
    Eh, I don't feel like magick dickery, or trolling.
    Check to see that she's okay, then sleep.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:52 No.10446178
    I'm torn, but she specifically asked for no sex. Do what we did last time, and have a towel ready for her.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:52 No.10446182
    rolled 1 = 1

    Yes it is! She tried to give us a boner. Time for revenge trollan!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:52 No.10446183
    surveillance, I say we peep a bit
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:52 No.10446187
    Animate the shower head and put it on pulse, have it give her an orgasm for us.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:53 No.10446192
    Anyone up to using the sword on her tonight?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:53 No.10446193
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:53 No.10446195
    No! Research is needed you fool!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:53 No.10446197
    Does anyone remember the Pleasure scene from Bruce Almighty? Because I'm thinking something like that...
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:54 No.10446202
    If by "sword" you mean "penis", then yes.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:54 No.10446204
    Towel indeed.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:54 No.10446209

    You get a towel as an excuse, then sneak quietly into her bedroom, creak open the bathroom door just a tad, and look inside to see what you can see.

    What you see is Alicia with one foot up on the rim of the bathtub and the shower head pressed against her lady bits, gasping in pleasure as the pulsing water
    "massages" away. . .
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:55 No.10446210
    The key to Alicia is affection. The key to Samantha is trolling. Alicia does enjoy trolling, but only on other people.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:55 No.10446213
    Go in, have another towel ready for her.
    Half-way expect her to have pranked the door, but we probably would have heard something if that happened.
    "Maybe just a little death? No? Well, I guess if you made it out of the shower you can sleep off the rest of that wine."
    As a side note, I wonder if she'll have a hangover tomorrow morning or not. She might be human enough to suffer from it now after all. Maybe a few discrete glasses of water or something?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:55 No.10446219
    get a nosebleed
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:55 No.10446221
    Well I kind of called that. >>10446187
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:56 No.10446225
    gain erection, rapidly
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:56 No.10446226
    Quietly back off, so she doesn't realize we're there. Preferably back outside her room. Magically increase her lady bits sensitivity for the rest of the shower.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:56 No.10446230
    Erection and nosebleed gained.

    Want to do the "showerhead magic lol" thing or not?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:56 No.10446231
    Keep up surveillance, don't troll.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:57 No.10446234
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:57 No.10446235
    Close door. She'll kill us if we walk in on her. Magic up a viewport. She said nothing against that.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:57 No.10446236
    naah, she seems to have it handled
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:57 No.10446237
    Oh she wants us bad. Sneak back out, wait for her to finish and then we simply ask her for some softcore loving.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:57 No.10446238
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:57 No.10446241
    Sure. Sounds like a wonderful new way to fly the friendly skies.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:57 No.10446242
    Quietly back off and go back to our own room.
    Then masturbate with unholy fury.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:58 No.10446245
    What's the cost for magically increasing her body's sensitivity to stimulation and multiple orgasm?
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)05:58 No.10446246
    Slip a note under the door: "Make sure not to fall: wet porcelain is really slippery, and a half-bottle of wine probably doesn't help your stability.

    Towel is outside."

    Leave quietly, keep up hearing enhancement and wait for her to find the note.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:58 No.10446247
    Thank you, didn't want to have to to it myself, that's just sad.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)05:58 No.10446248
    1d6, no backlash. But she'll know you did it.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:59 No.10446256
    rolled 4 = 4

    I think we should go for it.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:59 No.10446257
    Best not to risk it.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:59 No.10446258
    Nah, let's not do it. I think the day has been enough for har.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:59 No.10446260
    Nah, don't do it. Tonight is not one for trolling.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:59 No.10446261
    leave her to it
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)05:59 No.10446262
    I'd vote nay on this. We want her to not be pissed at us when she goes to sleep for the night.

    For a morning shower though, this would be excellent.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:00 No.10446266
    I'm torn between dickery and keeping Alicia happy...
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:00 No.10446268
    No sneaking, no dickery.

    We wait until she is done, and will offer her lovemaking, without sex.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:00 No.10446274

    Keep her happy.

    Hell, we fucked up badly enough with Kat.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:01 No.10446281
    >lovemaking, without sex

    So... sex, without sex? Bwuh...?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:01 No.10446285
    We've fucked up big with most of our maids, honestly.

    Remember children: Aliens don't use lube.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:01 No.10446291
    Don't play any tricks. Say "I can't help but think when you tell me not to come in, threaten death, and leave the door unlocked you don't want the exact opposite of what you're saying."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:01 No.10446292
    I think he means cuddling. Possible while naked.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:02 No.10446296
    Hey, we did alright with Jehanne as far as I remember.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)06:02 No.10446297

    You leave a note for her under the door, and leave the towel where she will find it. . .then retreat to your bedroom and start masturbating with unholy fury, as the prior poster put it.

    Just as you finish, you feel a presence next to you in the room. Somehow, while you were jerking off, Alicia snuck into your room and got into your bed.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:02 No.10446300
    koyomi went well, so did jehanne

    not sure if you'd really include felicia but she was ok
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:02 No.10446304
    This is the way to do it, or something similar.
    More tongue-in-cheek letting her know what we saw/heard/guessed. (Chances are she knows we're out here after all.)
    Maybe add something like the way she is handling things has inspired us to take a more hands-on approach to our own situation. Return the favor of 'accidentally' letting her peek in on us masturbating if she so desires.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:02 No.10446305
    would you expect 4chan to be good with women, even fictional ones
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:02 No.10446308
    Doesn't even have to be naked. Just cuddling, maybe with kissing and a little fondling if she's up for it. Then fall asleep in each others arms.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:03 No.10446310
    Oh you know, lots of teasing and kissing and licking and touching, without even going so far as oral or masturbation.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:03 No.10446312
    Do an MGS-style !
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:03 No.10446317
    I like the way you (>>10446310) think.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)06:04 No.10446322
    Glance over and provide an "Oh, fancy meeting you here."

    Insert sly grin.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:04 No.10446323
    we arn't done with koyami yet there is still the alien sphere in our possession
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:04 No.10446325
    See if she's awake. If not, let her sleep.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:04 No.10446326
    "Welcome, just let me finish up here and i'll join you."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:04 No.10446328
    Oh. Hey. Do you... want to help?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:05 No.10446342
    What is the state of Alicia's dress?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:06 No.10446352
    So you said no sex... are you up to just some kissing and touching and such?
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)06:07 No.10446355
    ...ib4 she kills us because she was actually dead serious for once.

    THAT would be a hell of an anticlimactic end.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:08 No.10446371
    So we'd go to hell. Again?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:08 No.10446373
    "I've got to admit, sex is great and all, but some of the things before you get to that point are nice too. And that whole one good turn deserves another bit as well."
    "And I can't help but think that there is quite a bit that isn't actually sex."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:09 No.10446376
    they really should install a revolving door for us down there
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:09 No.10446377
    I think she has enough emotional baggage from killing her first lover not to do it a second time.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)06:09 No.10446379
    That or she rolled an insanely high cunning check and you did not.


    Alicia wordlessly turns over in bed, reaches around you, and puts her hand on your penis. Her small, cool hands wrap around your shaft and squeeze gently, then begin to stroke upward a few times, milking you like a cow.

    Her hands are skilled, and swift, and within a few quick strokes, she's managed to pull you to orgasm, making you spill your seed all over her hands, your lap, and the bedsheets.

    She takes a moment to get a kleenex and wipe off her fingertips, wipes down your thighs as well, and then kisses you on the cheek. "Good night," she yawns. "You sleep in the wet spot."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:09 No.10446380
    >Just as you finish, you feel a presence next to you in the room. Somehow, while you were jerking off, Alicia snuck into your room and got into your bed.

    "What the - ... Do you have the ability to teleport to locations of high lust or something?"
    "... Whatever. Give me a hand with this."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:09 No.10446382
    > one good turn
    May I suggest 'one good turn-on'?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:10 No.10446395
    Kiss her on the cheek, cuddle her as we sleep.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:10 No.10446397
    "So long as it's next to you I don't mind, goodnight Alicia."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:11 No.10446399
    Right, someone's getting my fingertips jammed up her funparts and it's not going to be me.
    Grab that Alicia and play with her.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:11 No.10446400
    >You sleep in the wet spot
    What a terrible person she is.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)06:11 No.10446402
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    End of thread. Good night, perverts. See you when I see you. Someone archive this nonsense.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:11 No.10446403
    I like her style.

    I don't like the wet spot though. Magic it away?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:11 No.10446404
    Like this is a new experience?
    Pfffft. Worth it.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:11 No.10446408

    Make sure to wrap her in our arms and hold her tight.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:12 No.10446415
    We should follow suit with earlier and return the favor. Help her make an entirely new wet spot for her to sleep in as well.
    It's only fair. Have fun pointing this out to her.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)06:12 No.10446419
    >"Good night," she yawns. "You sleep in the wet spot."

    Magic that shit clean, because that's gross and we'll be damned if she's going to get the better of us that easily. (Despite the fact that she basically already just did.)

    At least we get to go to sleep feeling like we got the last laugh, which I suspect is pretty important to our continued overinflated sense of self.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:12 No.10446421
    Good night you magnificent bastard.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:12 No.10446426
    >She takes a moment to get a kleenex and wipe off her fingertips, wipes down your thighs as well,

    What a prude, wake up in the middle of the night and ejaculate on her face in revenge.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:12 No.10446427
    >But she wasn't mastur-
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:12 No.10446428
    "You know, I can't help but think Asmoday would really hate it if she knew you were experiencing honest affection. Who cares if she's there?" Kiss and feel up and see where it goes.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:14 No.10446440
    Leave it at that for the night. We'll have plenty of time to do all kinds of things the next day.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)06:16 No.10446460
    Well, magic that wet spot clean, but then I think we're done here.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)07:05 No.10446798
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    I can't help but feel that our eventual goal in this whole Alicia mess must be to trap Asmoday into her own corporeal form and FUCK HER SENSELESS. Perhaps while Alicia watches. And helps.

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)07:07 No.10446811
    Hang on...we've got a Sectoid gynoid sitting in a big ball waiting to be born, haven't we?

    If we can somehow figure out how to transfer Alicia's demonic possession AND use Walt's notes and our great-granddaddy's resources to build some sort of...demonic energy stealing capacitor thingy....we can trap Asmoday into the Reticulan combat cyborg and rape her unconscious.

    We'll have to get Koyomi to reprogram the template, of course, so it's not a WALKING DEATH MACHINE
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)07:29 No.10446977
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    All in favor of trapping the elemental queen of SEX in an alien android and using her as a demonic battery/sex slave?

    We can let Samantha work on her a bit. That might cheer her up.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)07:59 No.10447238
    no, that is likely to kill alicia
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)08:05 No.10447293
    Moving Asmoday OUT of Alicia is going to kill Alicia? Well then we're fucked.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)08:07 No.10447304
    No, then we'll just have to seal her off forever.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)08:12 No.10447336
    1. It SHOULD be possible to figure out some way to get Asmoday out of Alicia. Even if we have to kill Alicia to do it, we can just BREAK HER OUT OF HELL afterwards.
    2. Would it not be the most epic of trolls ever imagined to have the Demon Queen Asmoday, the very concept of lust itself, trapped in some dungeon under our mansion being used as a sex-powered demonic energy generator?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)08:54 No.10447648
    killing alicia would not be worth it
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)09:11 No.10447825
    Nobody's talking about killing Alicia ffs.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)09:14 No.10447855
    >t SHOULD be possible to figure out some way to get Asmoday out of Alicia. Even if we have to kill Alicia to do it, we can just BREAK HER OUT OF HELL afterwards.

    did you actually read the post i was quoting?

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