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    177 KB Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:31 No.10443817  

    Continued from here.

    Also, if it hasn't been done already, someone archive these if it's not too late.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:32 No.10443846
    "So, now what happens with alicia, i'm well aware that the two of you are different."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:33 No.10443870
    Check for illusion magic.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:33 No.10443883
    "Want to go on a ride?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:34 No.10443892
    So what the hell is the difference between Alicia and Lady Asmoday besides the package?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:34 No.10443895
    >"Well," she purrs. "It has been a long time, hasn't it?"
    It's only been a week, ma'am.
    Still, Hi! Nice to meet you. My name is $PROTAGONIST_NAME. I believe the last time I met you, I kicked your ass and took your phylactery, and then your tower collapsed. I've been having lots of fun over the last week, how about you? :)
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:34 No.10443913
    "Different?" Lady Asmoday grins wickedly. "You could say that. You could also say that we are one and the same. . . from a different point of view.

    You detect no illusions.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:34 No.10443916
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    "So much for that 'I don't have the souljuice to fullsize the screen," eh? Cut the shit."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:34 No.10443917
    can't archive these because of streaming
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:35 No.10443922
    One of them is a demon from hell who wants nothing more for us to suffer for eternity.

    The other is Lady Asmoday.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:35 No.10443929
    Reposting from last thread

    >I have to be honest. I'm a little confused on what's going on. I thought Alicia didn't have the power to get back to this adult demon form, and that Kat's love for us has been out of her since we went to the ruin's of the tower in hell. So this whole loli-adult transformation is, what? Like, some delusion she's come up with because she can't handle caring about us?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:35 No.10443939
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    "I'm guessing one point of view doesn't include Maximillian?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:36 No.10443940
    Can we do a cunning check to see how this new form feels about us?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:36 No.10443947
    who know, tiem to rp
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:36 No.10443950
    "Yes, yes

    now since you're in the front may I ask if you're going to try to kill me again?"
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:36 No.10443956
    "Oh, that part is still true, my dear. . . remember what Uncle Walt said to you yesterday? Disney World, this entire theme park, exists for one reason: to channel happiness and spirit energy to this place, to condense it into a form that keeps him alive." Lady Asmoday reaches out a hand and smiles. "I'm just. . . skimming some off the top, shall we say."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:36 No.10443961

    THIS, it's about TIME we pursued that clue.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:36 No.10443963
    This is a bit hostile, I think. Instead:

    "It's only been a week, ma'am. Still, it's nice to meet you. I've been having lots of fun over the last week, how about you? :)"
    "So, you -do- have the souljuice to go big, after all..."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:37 No.10443968
    I like what this guy said:
    >While you are probably the most sexy thing I've seen in the last 5 days (and that's saying a lot). Can we get to the part where you decide whether to rip my heart out or not?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:37 No.10443981

    "Nice trick, I'll keep it in mind." If she can fullsize, our own MAGEEK should be a wee bit more potent. Magic Kingdom, etc.

    also, Maximilian question.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:38 No.10443989
    "Asmoday, what is best in life?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:38 No.10443990
    So, we ask, "Who's a Maximillian?" and then wait for her response?
    Works for me.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:38 No.10443994
    >skimming off the top
    >stealing from Uncle Walt
    inb4 bald guys shouting about a code
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)03:38 No.10443997
    And he also said that he had to open up new branches because it was starting to not be enough.

    When this whole temper tantrum you're having right now is over with, we're going to have an EXTRA good time to recharge Walt's battery.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:38 No.10444001
    "Ah, I'm sure he doesn't mind. Much.

    So, what do you think of all this? *grin* Is it alright for me to date your younger form, milady?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:38 No.10444003

    lets go with this
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:39 No.10444018

    "Huh. Guess there's at time limit, eh?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:39 No.10444019
    Why are people acting so respectful? We already killed this bitch once and we didn't have crazy magic back then.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:40 No.10444029

    I'm sure Walt has capacitors. All he has to do is call his IT department and tell them he's giving them $50 gift certificates for the Appstore to suck up an extra snack.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:40 No.10444036
    Holy shit, Goshujin, please find a way to include this somehow!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:40 No.10444038
    because we're trying for a relationship with alicia, not intimidate the fuck out of her, or kill her again
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:40 No.10444044

    >Why are people acting so respectful? We already killed this bitch once and we didn't have crazy magic back then.

    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:40 No.10444045
    You can't tell. She has a perfect poker face.

    > For all you Maximillian questioners. . . we'll get to you in a bit.

    "While you are probably the most sexy thing I've seen in the last 5 days (and that's saying a lot). Can we get to the part where you decide whether to rip my heart out or not?" you ask.

    "Hmmmmmmm. . . Lady Asmoday smirks. "I would. . . but it's so much more FUN to see little Alicia whining and pouting, isn't it? I think, this time, I'll let you live. If, for no other reason, the fact that you can drive snide little miss demon-host to an absolute temper-tantrum of rage."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:41 No.10444048
    "Ok then. Let's recount our options: you could tell me about this whole clusterfuck about how Alicia became a powerful demon and why, or you know I could just kick your ass again while demolishing this whole place and then have you answer me."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:41 No.10444050
    because we epic trolls
    >> Harmless 06/12/10(Sat)03:41 No.10444056
    If sup/tg/ is not working in time we can always use easymodo.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:41 No.10444058
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    > OP's image, first word is "continued"
    > second sentence suggesting archival

    > My hopes that it's a delicious dark skin girl thread pic related

    Not to be ;_;
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:41 No.10444059

    Stroke your chin thoughtfully. "Yeah... come to think of it, you were remarkably composed when your tower collapsed under you."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:41 No.10444061
    Mainly because she loves us and we want to develop that, not make her hostile.
    Trolling is fine, it establishes dominance, but when we start punching her in the face we cross the line.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:41 No.10444062
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:42 No.10444068
    "So she's a host? Thanks for that information, knew you were seperate entities."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:42 No.10444072

    Well, that's better than what we would usually get from you. You're not letting us live because of the love trapped inside you, right?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:42 No.10444077

    Welcome to soul-meld guys
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:42 No.10444080
    sup/tg/ should let you archive while streaming, just not view archived threads. request interface still up?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:42 No.10444082
    >little miss demon-host
    Ok, I have no idea what the fuck's up anymore.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:42 No.10444083
    thought archiving still worked, just not viewing
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:42 No.10444085
    I like the cut of your jib. So what can I do for you today, lady?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:42 No.10444087
    So your emotions are separate from hers? I think I'll have to start making her happy just to piss you off.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:43 No.10444091

    She's posessing a loli?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:43 No.10444093

    "It is pretty hilarious. Speaking of which, am I your prince charming?"

    Gesture at the bedroom.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:43 No.10444096
    ... Call Sister Carmine.

    Call the Grey Knights.

    Bring me everyone.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:43 No.10444098
    > "Ok then. Let's recount our options: you could tell me about this whole clusterfuck about how Alicia became a powerful demon and why, or you know I could just kick your ass again while demolishing this whole place and then have you answer me. It would also be nice if the name "Maximilian" came up at some point.

    "Ah, yes. . . the origin story. Such a trite little concept, but one that serves an important purpose. I could tell it to you with all the thees and thous and whyfores, but I believe that I'd rather lay it to you straight," Lady Asmoday says, slowly. "In the end, really, it's all your fault. Or, to be more accurate, the fault of your great-grandfather, who started this whole mess."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:43 No.10444099
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    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:44 No.10444121
    > it's so much more FUN to see little Alicia whining and pouting, isn't it?
    MAXIMUM YES. Brofist Asmoday.
    >the fact that you can drive snide little miss demon-host to an absolute temper-tantrum of rage."
    Oh yeah. We're gonna need a Brofist happening right this second.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:44 No.10444132

    wait, my great-great grandfather and I are separate people. How in hell could it be somehow my fault, but "precisely" his fault?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:44 No.10444134

    'it's all your fault'

    What, are we a time-traveler now, and go back to procreate our own bloodline?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:44 No.10444136
    Well, the GM was specific that our uncle's name wasn't Max.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:44 No.10444139
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    >this whole conversation
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:45 No.10444144
    fuck, that's some serious plot right there
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)03:45 No.10444150
    >Or, to be more accurate, the fault of your great-grandfather, who started this whole mess.
    Like we couldn't have just extrapolated that from the fact that he was trollfucking basically everyone in the whole goddamn universe.

    Give us some wherefores, because that's really about par for the course with him, to be honest.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:45 No.10444153
    Yes, our Uncle's isn't. Goshujin has said nothing about our Great-Grandfather.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:45 No.10444158
    >3:51 AM

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:46 No.10444160
    Seconded. Motion is carried!

    "I had suspected it. That just means my bloodline has the chance to try and set things right."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:46 No.10444163
    >In the end, really, it's all your fault.
    Sure, blame it all on the perverted asshole.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:46 No.10444165
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:46 No.10444167
    "great grandfather summoned a demon, you. you possessed his love? relative? girl next door? whatever

    he then made a deal in the hopes that one of his descendants would force you out of the girl.

    about right?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:46 No.10444169
    Why does everything involve him?
    What the fuck did he do?
    Does it involve my reality-warping magic powers somehow?
    Magic up a single small flash of sparkly lights to demonstrate. (no stress/backlash, I hope)
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:46 No.10444176
    Lady Asmoday stands and walks to the window of Cinderella's Castle, looking out over the Magic Kingdom. "Okay, then. Listen closely, because I will only say this once. As you probably remember, this entire mess was started several generations ago, when an ancestor of yours decided to make a pact with a powerful demon in exchange for riches, power, and women. That demon was Lust." She turns to you and smiles wickedly. "Note the very specific word I used there. The demon WAS Lust. It was not NAMED Lust. Names. . . for demons. . . are extremely powerful. You already know that as well, I am sure, as you possess a grimoire of names stolen from a demon of hell."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:47 No.10444205
    "Well, at least this proves my family only gets smarter through the generations; I'd never initiate a soulbinding contract."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:48 No.10444219
    We got material stuff from LUST?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:50 No.10444240
    "So, what is LUST to you, Lady Asmoday, Queen of Lust? Your sponsor? Ancestor?"
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:50 No.10444242
    "Lust, however, was different. It was pure emotion. A demon unnamed, unbound. Its power was incredible. To bind and control it, however, it needed to be named. It needed to be given a form, something that could be controlled and commanded. That form," Lady Asmoday says, "was a young girl named Alicia Morgan. She was the daughter of your great-grandfather's housekeeper. She was a bastard child of a magical line, and most importantly, she was a virgin."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:50 No.10444243
    If you give me your soul I'll make Reginald perfectly okay with you tapping Samantha.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:50 No.10444249
    ... wait, fuck.
    >> Abaddon 06/12/10(Sat)03:51 No.10444252

    oh shit son
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:51 No.10444261
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:52 No.10444270
    our fucking grandfather
    what a dick
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:52 No.10444274
    Continue listening.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:53 No.10444286
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:54 No.10444311
    "Your grandfather," Asmoday says, standing, "required a sacrifice. A virgin's maiden blood, freely given. Thankfully, young Alicia Morgan was in love with one of the initiates of his secret Hermetic Order, Maximilian DeVries. Maximilian was given an order. He carried it out, not knowing what he did."

    Lady Asmoday grins, broadly and deeply, a sinister, serpentine grin. "As the young couple made love on their lover's bed, your grandfather was one floor below, carrying out his rituals, drawing his mystic circles. I often wonder what thoughts Maximilian had when my newly born form tore him to shreds. . . or what that little slut thought when she saw her hands do the same." Lady Asmoday shrugs. "It doesn't matter, really. In the end. . . it's all just names."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:55 No.10444316
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    This is great storytelling so far Goshujin, please keep it up!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:56 No.10444334

    Did we ever meet this bastard? Because it was one of the guys we freed earlier we should've left his soul for the demons of hell to toy with.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:57 No.10444344
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    I... I...
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    >what that little slut thought when she saw her hands do the same
    This makes me angry. And sad. I am unsure which emotion is winning at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:57 No.10444357
    we'll have to find his soul...
    someone call Bill Murray, we need his help
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:58 No.10444360
    So we curb stomped Asmoday and Alicia got dominion?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:58 No.10444370
    "With LUST finally bound and named. . . your grandfather now commanded one of the most powerful demons in hell. The newly born Lady Asmoday, Demon Queen of Lust. The rest. . . is history." She smirks. "Every generation, another young male was chosen to renew the pact between the Demon Queen of Lust, and the Sorcerous House. The bond is made on three nights of passion. It protects your soul from being taken by me. . . and it grants you all the worldly things promised to you in that initial pact. And now you know."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:58 No.10444374
    "So, my lady, may I have permission to love tenderly your first form?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:59 No.10444375
    We'll let Alicia decide on how we deal with this bastard. I'm sure we can find his soul if we really try.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:59 No.10444384
    research a way to steal her power and put it in an item just to troll her.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:59 No.10444390
    "Asmoday, do you wish to be free of your host?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:59 No.10444392

    But...didn't we screw that up massively? Also, didn't you want us to screw you so that you could toy around with our ancestor's souls or something (it's been a while since our first trip to hell)
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)03:59 No.10444393
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    >And now you know.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:00 No.10444399
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    I MAD

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:00 No.10444406
    "Right, that's all i really wanted, you can go back to whatever it is you do while alicia is in control now."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:00 No.10444407
    "If we free you from Alicia, what happens to her?"
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:00 No.10444409
    "So we curb stomped Asmoday and Alicia got dominion?" you ask.

    "You defeated me. . . and I no longer had the power to suppress my host. Old names were vaguely remembered." She yawns and stretches out on the bed. "I'm sure you're confused. Don't worry. Metaphysics is a difficult subject. Things rarely make sense the first time around."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:00 No.10444411
    I prefer the other half.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:01 No.10444415
    "And how does me killing you and the subsequent shenanigans with the phylactery fit in?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:01 No.10444416
    "I'm still not entirely clear on what's going on between you and Alicia at the moment. Can you explain your current relationship?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:01 No.10444422
    ok, here's a deal
    give us Alicia, and you can go back to hell in Lust form, and keep our great-grandfather's soul

    if you're bound in this form, we will help free you from it
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:01 No.10444424
    "How... irritating. I'm almost glad his soul was bound for so long.

    So, how should I see this? Do you want to become LUST once more, free of a human body?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:01 No.10444426
    Well, fuck...

    Uhhh... I got nothin.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:01 No.10444428
    "Well, this is the third time for me, so i must be getting pretty good at them."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:02 No.10444440
    Ah well, the Lilith/Morrigan dilemma
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:02 No.10444444
    No, no, we have to remain cool. We must be calm, collected, and in a composed state of mind, as we unleash the full irrational force of our cold-burning rage upon Hell itself. We must be assured that our fury is focused and not wasted.
    We must consider all viewpoints and perspectives, consider the sacrifices that were made so that we could be here, and then turn our full hatred upon that bastard.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:02 No.10444445
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    It's a scientific fact that knowing IS half the battle. The other half is, unsurprisingly, evenly split between blue & red lasers.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:02 No.10444446
    Asmoday nods and shrugs. "Have you ever been stuck in a bad contract that you really want to get out of? That was my situation. I thought I'd negotiate a new pact with you instead. But you killed me. That. . . was rather troublesome, I must admit."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:02 No.10444447
    no freeing lust demons
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:03 No.10444461
    How much power would it take to punch her out of Alicia permanently?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:03 No.10444466
    "Communication breakdown. It happens to the best of us. What did you have in mind?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:04 No.10444475

    you do realize that if you told us that our ancestor was such a douche we would've screwed you, formed a new contract, and everything would've been good-sexy time?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:04 No.10444476
    There are two weakened forces in hell right now, (insert their names here), my lady
    if you abandon Alicia and return now, you could steal their fortresses and their power

    We will even give you the Grimoir as payment
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:04 No.10444487
    So Alicia is magical too,cool
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:05 No.10444495
    Yeah, she definitely won't murder us immediately after she does that.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:05 No.10444496
    instead research a way to seal lust's mind leaving alicia incontrol of the power.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:06 No.10444508
    "Free me from Alicia? Hmmmm. . . that might not be a bad idea," Lady Asmoday smirks. "Tell you what. If you agree to set me free. . . I will let Alicia go. I will let her live the life she would have lived if none of this had happened. Is that fair?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:06 No.10444509
    "What's your side in this?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:06 No.10444516
    Why negotiate with her? She clearly enjoyed tormenting Alicia. Let's obliterate her.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:06 No.10444521

    Why not? Free her, she takes over hell from a pair of idiots. Alicia is free from the demon's power, and everything turns out well. If we get really lucky we might even be able to fuck the very concept of lust itself.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:07 No.10444524
    And what does that mean exactly?

    Somehow I think we'd rather you just left.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:07 No.10444528
    "I hope you know that before I can make this deal I'll have to know what Alicia herself thinks of it."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:07 No.10444529
    This would be the most beneficial, and probably the most difficult course of action.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:07 No.10444530
    no, let her live the life she can live "now"
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)04:07 No.10444531
    This is a terrible fucking idea.

    Like beyond retarded. Just saying.

    >I will let her live the life she would have lived if none of this had happened.
    This is worded pretty suspiciously.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:07 No.10444533
    Life as human after all this? She deserves a bit more frankly
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:07 No.10444534

    cunning check for lies/ulterior motives/desire to kill us as soon as we reform the contract.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:08 No.10444541

    And what of the original power and riches and bitches contract, hmmm?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:08 No.10444549
    "Oh, no. Before I agree to anything, I need some lawyers on my side. After that, we can discuss things."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:08 No.10444550
    leave her as she is, here and now
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:08 No.10444551
    freeing any demon is so far from a good idea that i can't even start to explain the stupid involved.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:09 No.10444559
    "My side? Right now, I'm just enjoying watching her being kicked around and treated like a complete fool. I must admit, you're quite good at that. You've got her wrapped around your little finger." Lady Asmoday says, as she does just that with a lock of her hair. "Oh yes, and watching her taking it every which way from those demons was fun too. She actually cried, you know. Cried. . . oh yes, and said your name. She actually expected you'd come save her, even knowing you were dead. That was. . . amusing, I must admit. Although I was disappointed she rebounded so quickly. . . I would have liked to see her broken completely. Such is life."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:09 No.10444564
    Sounds like something from a DM whose favorite pastime is making paladins fall.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:09 No.10444568
    we are not signing a contract
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:09 No.10444569
    Don't negotiate. No cunning. Nothing. She's craftier than we are, or close enough we can't risk it. Blast her. If we try and control her or deal with her we're just like great grandpa, and we saw where that got him and Alicia.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:10 No.10444577

    free the demon and throw it back into hell, or leave it in a position where it could take control of our maid at a moments notice and kill us?

    I like sending the demon back more.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:10 No.10444579
    Write her name on book, then magically erase it?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:10 No.10444587
    ...I don't suppose punching her out of Alicia is a viable option...
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:10 No.10444594
    This is not someone we want free to act.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:11 No.10444599
    "This had better not involve time travel. Temporal matters have a tendency to cause things to undo themselves.

    Big things. Like the last month of my life."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:11 No.10444604
    worked for Gandalf
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:11 No.10444606
    > Damn. How did you know?

    It would take an act of manliness on the level of Kamina to do it, but you can TRY.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:11 No.10444610

    you my good lady troll on a level even I might not be able to match.

    and not in a good way
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)04:11 No.10444614
    >She actually expected you'd come save her, even knowing you were dead.
    If I remember correctly, we sort of kind of did this (as soon as we woke up.) Just saying.

    I kind of want to let her go and then immediately sic all of the demons that we have the true-names for on her.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:12 No.10444617
    why are you idiots even thinking of freeing the demon that has already killed us once. better to find a way to seal her mind leaving alicia in control of her power.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:12 No.10444623
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    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:12 No.10444624
    I think she'd eat them all for breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:12 No.10444625
    She's taunting us way too much. Something is up. She's begging to get blasted now.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:12 No.10444628

    can be us exorcist?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:12 No.10444633
    We have Ritual Magic, correct?

    Can we undo what our Great Grandpa did, and completely remove Lady Asmoday from this whole thing? Hopefully returning Alicia to life in the process?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:12 No.10444634
    he has a point, i'm going to have to agree

    our ritual magic should aid us in this quest
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:13 No.10444637
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    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:13 No.10444640

    While possible, it is also probably extremely difficult. We have other plots to take of as well, and if binding lust's power to Alicia fails then its going to fail spectacularly.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:13 No.10444641
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    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:13 No.10444647
    Lady Asmoday sees the struggle in your eyes, as you try to decide what to do in the face of these revelations, then she smiles and yawns again. "I see this is a difficult time for you. I think I'll take a nap now. Let me know if you wish to discuss this. . . further."

    There is another flash of light, and a burst of brimstone-smelling smoke. . . and Alicia is once again laying on Cinderella's bed.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:14 No.10444655
    just remove her mind leave the power there
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:14 No.10444656
    hug her
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:14 No.10444662

    Well shit Alicia, everything everywhere is even more screwed up than I imagined.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)04:14 No.10444665
    "Ok, you are officially a zillion times better than Asmoday. Just so that's on the record."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:14 No.10444666
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    REMEMBER [character name here]
    (fuck, I messed that up)
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:14 No.10444669
    I say keep her around for the time being, so we can keep an eye on her. And also get our lawyers to write up a contract.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:15 No.10444671
    >>10444656 needs to be done now.

    And we need to figure out >>10444655 before we leave.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:15 No.10444672
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    Oh get over yourselves. She's a demon, you can't expect her to have the nicest idea of "amusement."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:15 No.10444674
    Ask if she's alright, and if she was aware of the conversation.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:15 No.10444677
    Alicia has magic
    We have magic
    LUST is weakened right now...
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:15 No.10444685
    Fuck that!
    Removing is way too good for this bitch. We're going to find a way to fucking destroy her.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:16 No.10444686
    I'd suggest we get a second opinion. Maybe ask Uncle Walt if he knows whether or not destroying Asmoday would have harmful effects on Alicia. He may not, but our only other options are asking Alicia and I'm not sure that's wise to rely on.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:16 No.10444689
    Guys, let's not kill her or free her, that's what she wants, lets try to seal her off and make sure Alicia is in control FOREVER. She said she liked watching her in pain and broken, let's give her the opposite. We'll torture her by making Alicia the happiest girl that ever existed, we'll give her a perfect life.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:16 No.10444696
    Alicia groggily comes to. . . seeing you hugging her tightly, she sighs in relief and holds you tight. "I thought. . . I thought I'd wake up and see you dead," she whispers. "I'm glad you're still alive."

    > "Well shit Alicia," you whisper, "Everything everywhere is even more screwed up than I imagined."

    Alicia laughs nervously. "I guess she told you everything, then? Figures. Why kill you when she can tell you the truth instead? It'll hurt more and last longer that way. . ."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:16 No.10444697
    When I said remove, I meant from existence. Undoing what our Grandpa did entirely, turning Lust back into an uncontrolled form.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:16 No.10444698
    >It would take an act of manliness on the level of Kamina to do it, but you can TRY.

    Sir, we are manly as all hell. We don't try. We do. Sometimes we don't, but eventually we get back around to it and then we do the thing we were going to do. Just because something is silly or technically shouldn't be possible, that doesn't mean we're not going to fucking do it. In fact, that makes it even MORE likely that we'll do it.

    Now when we next see Asmoday, punch that bitch so hard that the sound echoes across all of time.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:16 No.10444701
    we also need to find a way to destroy great grandfather

    i do not like him one bit
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:16 No.10444705

    Let's hold off on this, wait for maximum dramatic effect.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)04:16 No.10444707
    Oh right, and I feel like we should probably visit Walt for some first-hand information about this kind of shit.

    Odds are good that he'll have a few choice bits about some ways we might start going about dealing with this situation.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:18 No.10444722

    I don't feel pain, only disgust at my ancestors, and anger that everything I have now comes basically from your suffering.

    Well, we're going to start fixing this entire mess.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:18 No.10444723
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    Don't be stupid. If LUST is a demonic incarnation of one of the Seven Sins of Man, then we're outclassed. Shit, even Reginald would be outclassed.

    There are some things you just can't kill.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:18 No.10444724
    "Yes, she told me everything. I'm so sorry for everything." Just keep hugging.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:18 No.10444730
    "Hurt? yes, give me hope? also yes.

    We're going to need to do some work, cause freeing you from asmodey doesn't sound like happy easy fun time."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:18 No.10444737
    Either keep her completely sealed forever, or destroy her. Letting her go is not an option.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:18 No.10444738
    "Can we talk privately without Asmoday hearing us, or is everything you hear as good as heard by her?"
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)04:19 No.10444743
    >Why kill you when she can tell you the truth instead? It'll hurt more and last longer that way. . ."
    Well, yeah, we ARE pretty good at that whole coming back to life after getting killed in pretty spectacular fashion.

    I guess we're not all that terrible at the whole concept of righteous fury either, though... the execution generally needs work, but still.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:19 No.10444747
    Can we do necromancy?
    Summoning up our great grandfathers soul might help us find some ways to fix this.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:20 No.10444753
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:20 No.10444754
    teleport out
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:20 No.10444755
    "All of you, I need to see The Man about a woman..."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:20 No.10444757
    Teleport away, we don't have time to deal with this bullshit. I don't care about backlash at this point.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:20 No.10444759

    Oh hi! I expect Walt will want to see us again. Can you give us a minute?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:20 No.10444760

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    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:20 No.10444772
    So I need a bigger drill?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:20 No.10444773
    "Will you guys calm down already? hasn't walt passed around our pictures yet?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:20 No.10444774
    Voting no on this.

    "We can take it."

    Can we also clarify what happened with Kat's love? I think she was bluffing about it still being in her, she put it in the locket.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:21 No.10444776
    > Sorry about this. I removed that post because the timing seemed off. I think people need to talk with Alicia some more first.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:21 No.10444778
    "Calm down boys. This girl here's a Demonhost, and her patron was borrowing Uncle Walt's mana grid.

    I understand it's not the most polite thing to do, but it was the demon, not us."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:21 No.10444781
    >Oh get over yourselves.
    No. Fuck you & get over yourself. Who are you to tell us what we can or cannot get pissed about?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:22 No.10444792
    Can she hear and see everything you do?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:22 No.10444793
    Not a bluff. She can't deal with caring about us herself, so she's in denial.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:22 No.10444794
    stop that we don't want to become/be possessed by rage/anger demon
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:22 No.10444798
    Like how we tough death was an unconquerable obstacle too right?
    >> The Pancake 06/12/10(Sat)04:22 No.10444802
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    Reading this thread has brought many a grin to my face. I love you /tg/ and your ever enduring white knight spirit. Never change.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:22 No.10444805
    you can never have too big of a drill
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:22 No.10444811
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    As a GM, this makes me happy.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)04:23 No.10444820
    To be perfectly frank, willingly becoming the demon-host for Wrath and duking out with Lust mano-a-mano would be pretty fucking badass.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:23 No.10444823
    "Alicia, I'm going to save you. I promise."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:23 No.10444826
    Didn't Walt need a new battery to leech of?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:23 No.10444829
    Tell Alicia we'll find a way to free her for good. At the very least a new contract might be able to prevent her from getting out of control. At best... well let's see what some magic dickery with that Ace of Spades might be able to accomplish.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:24 No.10444840
    "Asmoday. . . I don't know," Alicia says softly. "What did she tell you?" She holds you tightly, as if she never wants to let go.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:24 No.10444841

    Wow, that sounds like it would end in the most epic angry-sex to ever occur in all times anywhere.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:24 No.10444844
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    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:24 No.10444848
    Seal her in phylactery?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:25 No.10444858
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    Pic related, Goshujin-sama. When security comes around, the linked post is my response.

    "Alicia, if you didn't hear the conversation before, we plan to unbind LUST as your Demonpatron. There'll possibly be some magical and tempral hijinks, but she would be willing to let you go away with your life."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:25 No.10444870
    More or less I guess. Whatever works.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:25 No.10444873
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    Holy shit. HOLY SHIT.
    And we shall be called Kharn the Betrayer.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:26 No.10444876
    "She told me a thousand things I never wanted to know."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:26 No.10444880
    Yeah, what are you proposing?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:26 No.10444883
    We need to figure out a few things before we try and free Asmoday/bring her Alicia's control. Things such as how the binding magic worked, what kind of rituals and components we need, and so on and so forth.

    There's only one guy who can do this for us, our great-great-grandfather. And, let's be honest, we should torture him anyway.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)04:26 No.10444887
    Pretty much everything, I think, while being a flippant cunt basically the entire time.

    For the embodiment of lust, she sure doesn't give much of a fuck about peoples' feelings.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:26 No.10444888
    "She told me about how you were turned into a demonhost by my grandfather, about what happened to maximillian and.. other stuff.

    I'm not going to let her keep you, you deserve a happy life."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:26 No.10444895
    "About our great-grandfather. And of the mess that he made. One way or another, I *will* take care of it.
    Hey, it's what I do, right? Stupid crazy stuff."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:27 No.10444897

    For an embodiment of lust she doesn't put out easily either.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:27 No.10444898
    Goshujin, even if we don't get Alicia free by day 30, what is your opinion on actually doing things after the mansion is ours for sure?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:27 No.10444899
    Oh we totally need to separate asmoday from alicia, and serve her up to a certain couple of pissed off demons
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:27 No.10444902
    unbinding demons is always a bad move. what we should be doing is binding/sealing the demon's mind leaving the power to alicia
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:27 No.10444905
    Lust can't touch us because of contract
    We can get help to seal her off
    Walt gets an eternal battery to troll, an old acquaintance
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:27 No.10444906
    "Enough to know that you're not the demon. Also, Lady Asmoday is gonna get her metaphysical teeth kicked in in the near future."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:27 No.10444909
    The pedo hunters are back, aren't they?
    Well then. Fuck this shit.
    Magic us up some Armor and a Machinegun.
    It's go time.
    Nothing will stop us from cuddling the Alicia! Nothing! Ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:27 No.10444910

    What my great grandfather did to you... And what happened to you the last time in hell.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:27 No.10444913
    > No, seriously. When I tell a story well enough that my players get totally fucked up out of their head enraged over it when something bad happens to an NPC, I know I'm doing well. Because if not, they wouldn't give a shit, and they'd be all, "Eh, raeped loli, whatever, fap fap fap."

    "She told me more than I wanted to know, but enough that I needed to hear," you say, holding her close. "But don't worry. We're going to get you out of this. I'm going to free you from that bitch. You're going to get to live a normal, happy life."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:27 No.10444916
    "Nothing I would care to repeat, but what do you think would happen if she was separated from you as a host through use of our magic? Bad idea or good idea?" Keep silent about our real feelings just in case Asmoday has an override switch if she thinks she's in danger.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:28 No.10444925
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    Demons are fundamentally different from the living. They like anything that causes others pain, regardless of what it is or who it's happening to. It's a part of what they are. Getting angry about that is like getting angry over lava being hot; that's just how it works.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:28 No.10444930
    Enough to make me think I could make a habit out of slaying her.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:29 No.10444938
    no trap asmoday in alicia but give alicia the controls to her power. then asmoday would be the helpless one.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:29 No.10444939
    > Simply put, the Quest ends on Day 30.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)04:29 No.10444944
    You are now imagining what movies produced by Disney would be like after Walt became super-charged by the physical incarnation of Lust.

    Manually (if you catch my drift.)
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:29 No.10444946
    "Face or gut."
    "What are you babbling about, child?"
    *punch great-grandfather's face like the Imperial Fist of an Angry God-Emperor*
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:29 No.10444950
    and people do things about lava

    we're about to do things about a demon, unpleasant things

    supremely unpleasant things because they happened to a person we care about
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:30 No.10444953
    Right so the plan is seal/free Lust from Alicia. To do so we want to either contact Walt or our great-grandfather to acquire the ritual magic knowledge required to properly do so.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:30 No.10444963
    So no saving Alicia in epilogue? Damn.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:30 No.10444966
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    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:30 No.10444969
    sounds about right, walt would likely be easier
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:31 No.10444974
    Walt knew our ancestor and the deal

    Let's seal her in a machinery that will bring children joy for a long ass time
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:31 No.10444975
    +1 for going to see Walt for his opinion on this.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:32 No.10444987
    So at this point, the big bald guys burst into the room yelling, "CODE BROKEN STRAW, BROKEN STRAW, MANA FLOW BROKEN," then they yell "CODE NABOKOV, CODE NABOKOV" when they see you cuddling Alicia on Cinderella's bed.

    I'll assume you talk your way out of it, because it's boring if you don't.

    So, what now?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:32 No.10444990
    I'm angry at our great grandfather

    Maid Quest : After Story?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:32 No.10444995
    Addendum: The other plan is make some arrangement with Wrath and duke it out with Lust for Alicia. I don't know how the hell we'd do that, I guess we'd either ask Walt or great gramps about it.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:32 No.10444997
    go see walt about sealing asmodey completely
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:32 No.10444998
    I don't think contacting the guy who created the situation in the first place would be wise. I can just see Alicia getting nuked by hellfire and he saying "I did what was best to maintain the fortune." He sacrificed her once, you think twice would be a big deal?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:33 No.10445003
    > It depends. If you've already done most of it and there's no reason why you won't eventually succeed, it might happen in the epilogue.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:33 No.10445004

    Go to room, summon and bind great-great-grandfathers soul, torture for a few hours.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:33 No.10445007
    Take one of the coms

    "Walt, we need to have dinner now, you and me. Send Sparrow"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:33 No.10445011
    Sorry to be boring, but since people want to talk to Walt again anyways, maybe we should just let them take us. The Emperor of Mouse is bound to send for us.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:34 No.10445017
    Okay, so confirm, people want to go and see Walt Disney right now?
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)04:34 No.10445020
    So painfully the same person, I can't even articulate it.

    Request that the guards bring us to speak to Walt so that we can get his input on this whole ordeal.

    The guy could probably use the company anyway.

    Alternately, hit the fucking hay and have an EXTRA GOOD TIME the next day to make up for skimming a little off the top.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:34 No.10445025
    Let's ask Walt about his opinion on matters. With Alicia NOT in the room for the express reason we don't want to forewarn Asmoday.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:34 No.10445026
    >I'll assume you talk your way out of it, because it's boring if you don't.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:34 No.10445030

    In private
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:34 No.10445032
    instead of letting them take us, demand that they take us to walt
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:35 No.10445042
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    Good, because it's HE who deserves our hate. He fucked his descendants AND a Demonhost over with his selfish fucking contract. Even if he was a genius for being able to do so.

    Also, let's meet Uncle Walt and apologize for leeching off of his mana grid.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:35 No.10445044

    Sounds like a plan.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:36 No.10445049
    offer him a more potent power source than happiness

    sure, he'll have to open a new resort, but it may be worth it
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:36 No.10445060
    See if that key we got fits that door we took to see Walt. We could ask around, but that seems like a bad idea.

    Basically, he knows about demons and stuff, and we're going to ask him to take Asmoday as a new life battery. Or something.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:37 No.10445066
    Hell, if he helps us out Walt can keep power from both Sex and Happiness.

    That should keep him going for a long while.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:37 No.10445072
    "Great timing," you say to the guards. "I need to go see Walt Disney. Take me to him right away."

    "Shut up, motherfucker!" the guard screams. "Fucking loli-fucker, I'm gonna. . ."

    "Um, boss? This guy's the one on the list," one of the other guards says.


    Long story short: you send Alicia back to the hotel room with a kiss and a promise to see her soon, then go back into the oubliette to see Walt Disney.

    Man, this Quest has gotten WEIRD.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:37 No.10445073
    that may be a poor choice, it's well outside of alicias normal lifespan
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)04:37 No.10445077
    >He fucked his descendants.
    Definitely saddled us with a pain in the ass a mile and half wide, but I wouldn't really say that "You and the rest of your family line will be filthy rich so long as you can fuck three hot chicks. Oh, and also you can warp reality with your FUCKING MIND." counts as fucking us over entirely.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:39 No.10445095

    True, but the price asked for said benefits was quite horrendous, not to mention if something were to go wrong you would have a powerful demonhost running around.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:39 No.10445100
    This is /tg/, what did you expect?
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/12/10(Sat)04:39 No.10445105
    >Man, this Quest has gotten WEIRD.
    Pretty sure it was weird the minute Greys showed up to fix our fucking washing machine after a guy told us he knew some illegal aliens who could fix our house up on the cheap. Just saying.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:40 No.10445111
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    New thread.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:40 No.10445112

    Gonna be honest, I was surprised there wasn't a sex scene with Asmoday there.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:40 No.10445119
    I was hoping they'd be a recurring character, but that part was awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)04:40 No.10445125
    i thought it got weird the second we decided to fap first thing every morning then call our maids in while still fapping
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)04:41 No.10445133
    There could have been, but with all the RAGE that ensued, I figured Asmoday would see that and decide against it.

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