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    83 KB Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/11/10(Fri)23:39 No.10438910  
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:39 No.10438929
    Well tonight is going to awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:41 No.10438961
    Cosmic Break thread is thisaway >>10436918
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:42 No.10438986
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    Huh, I thought you got banned.

    What did I miss after we got the rat as our chef?
    >> Planning to magnetize a Hive Tyrant. This is gonna be a paint in the ass. Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/11/10(Fri)23:43 No.10439016
    The ban was only for 24 hours. And the answer is, not much. You saw some fireworks then went back to the hotel room and did some snuggling.
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:43 No.10439018
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    So what's on the docket for tonight, chief?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/11/10(Fri)23:44 No.10439040
    rolled 1 = 1

    On a 1 I run Maid Quest.
    On a 2 I don't assemble Tyranids.
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:45 No.10439057
    The Maid Quest conundrum:

    my principles make me believe that actual roleplaying should be taken to private groups off of /tg/. My practical side reminds me that if they ever did, I'd lose Maid Quest along with the trollplayers and shitquests.
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:46 No.10439068
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    You know, strange as it sounds, I'm content with the snuggling and just laying together, sans the usual mind-blowing thundersex.

    But somehow, I get the feeling there will be disagreement.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/11/10(Fri)23:48 No.10439099

    First Chapter: Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/

    Most Recent Chapter: Part Some fucking thing: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10378714/

    If you want to find the rest, they should be tagged "Maid Quest" on the archive.

    Discussion Thread 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10342577/
    Discussion Thread 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10400355/


    If you're pathetic enough to follow this fucking shit on twitter, it's at http://twitter.com/maidquesttg

    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/11/10(Fri)23:49 No.10439120

    You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

    1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.

    At least, that's the basic idea. Things have gotten confused since then, and people have decided to devote most of their time to trying to get all your maids to become one huge fuck harem.

    Alien Repair Bots
    Reticulan Combat Android in a Sphere
    Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery
    Silver Key
    Iron Key
    Occult Book
    Alicia's Locket, containing Kat's Love
    Music Box

    --Your Costumes:--
    Magician (Magic Missile, Shield, Ritual Magic)
    Bloodline Sorcerer (Reality Warping)

    --Unassigned Costumes:--

    --Mansion Status:--
    Facilities: Beachfront property, Huge Yacht ("Kat"), Secret Passages (Connects Master Bedroom to Maid Quarters).
    Kitchen: Good (4 of 5)
    Decor: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
    Gardens: Average (3 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
    Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
    Beach: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID

    DEFENSES: Being worked on by 1 Maid and 1 Butler
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:50 No.10439133
    > Ritual Magic
    Expand on this, please. Or point me to the thread where you did.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/11/10(Fri)23:50 No.10439142
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    Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted) - Boon

    Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE - Boon Activated - TROLLED

    Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd. (Warm) - SEXED

    - Costume Option: Sexy Commissar - Changes her type from ANGRY/ANGRY to Sexy/ANGRY
    - Costume Add-on: Blood Splatter - Causes Fear upon dealing damage to an enemy.

    Kristopher, formerly Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Distant)

    Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED

    Jehanne, the paladin of Bahamut (Devoted) - SEXED

    Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust. (Warm)

    90 XP

    It is morning of Day 17 of 30. You are at Walt Disney World with an evil demoness who has claimed she wants to kill you. As you wake up in her room, from where you fell asleep cuddled up to her, you realize that she's not there.

    WHAT DO?

    Other costumes: Alicia's Evening Dress.
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:52 No.10439169
    Masturbate in great detail. It's a tradition!
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:52 No.10439170
    Masturbate. Tradition demands it.
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:53 No.10439184

    Check for any obvious traps...

    That is. Booby traps. Not men dressed like women.
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:53 No.10439189
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    I fucking knew it. It is always when I'm pressed for time
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:54 No.10439199

    Well, there is no going against tradition.
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:54 No.10439205
    Masturbation, of course!
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:54 No.10439209
    A thread without tradition is as unstable as...

    Well, a fiddler on the roof!
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/11/10(Fri)23:55 No.10439218
    No explanation needed. Simply put, you can use ritual magic and use it to cast more complex and complicated spells. It's a plot point power.

    You jerk off. At first, you're a bit nervous, expecting Alicia to burst in at any moment, but she doesn't. In fact, you manage to get in a really good session, although cumming all over the Mickey Mouse washcloth kinda feels sacreligious.

    You check for any obvious traps.

    > Cunning Check: 16

    No obvious traps.
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:56 No.10439235
    Search room for clues as to where she went.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/11/10(Fri)23:56 No.10439244
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    BONUS ITEM GET: Roll 3d6
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:57 No.10439253
    Sense extraplanar being
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:57 No.10439255
    reported for spam
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:57 No.10439256
    Someone break out the lucky dice.
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:59 No.10439274
    rolled 5, 4, 2 = 11

    Thanks for the xp
    >> Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)23:59 No.10439285
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    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:01 No.10439319

    NEW COSTUME GET: Will explain what this is later.

    +10 Falsely Reported XP. New total is 100 xp.


    > Cunning Check: 20

    You get up and search the room for clues as to where Alicia could have gone. You don't see her in the room. However, when you go out into the sitting room of your suite looking for her, you hear some sizzling noises from the kitchenette, and smell cooking bacon.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:03 No.10439336
    Go back to bed, pull the half asleep act
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:03 No.10439345
    Walk into kitchen nude.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:04 No.10439350
    Does this demonloli have some sort of bacon fetish or is our dear GM projecting?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:04 No.10439358
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    Let's put on a Hugh Hefner robe and head to the kitchen (this a pretty pimpin hotel room to have a kitchen).
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:05 No.10439367
    Our DM projects and describes like a motherfucker. It's great.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:06 No.10439381
    Well obviously this.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:06 No.10439386

    Who doesn't like bacon? Only heretics.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:06 No.10439391
    Damn, it seems like we are going to the kitchen. at least let's not go naked near hot oil
    >> On a side note, that second pic makes me happy in my heart :3 and my pants. Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:08 No.10439420
    rolled 3 = 3

    See subject

    > Don't want your baked potato? Put some BACON on it. Now it's your favorite part of the meal!

    There's only one way to decide this. DICE ROLL: 3+ you walk in naked
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:09 No.10439436
    rolled 5 = 5

    Can this be 4+ to make it 50/50 instead?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:10 No.10439445

    I approve of this conflict settling method.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:11 No.10439456
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    Having just finished your marathon epic fap session, you walk into the kitchen naked, with your john thomas gently swaying.

    Alicia is standing there in the kitchen with a pan of frying bacon. She's also made an omelette which is gently steaming on a plate off to one side, and apparently some buttermilk biscuits too.

    You don't see any frozen dough wrapper in the trash. Apparently she made the biscuits from scratch.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:11 No.10439458
    Our dice are as perverted as we are.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:12 No.10439473
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:12 No.10439479
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    > see pic
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:12 No.10439480
    "Damn, I should probably go back and wear something more formal"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:13 No.10439492
    Hey cool it's maid quest.
    Can Remy understand and speak English, only understand it, or is he only fluent in French?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:13 No.10439498
    Walk up and give her a big loving hug from behind. Try not to get an erection in the process.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:14 No.10439501

    Sit down for some chow.

    "Good morning. Where did you find the ingredients for all this?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:14 No.10439514
    We should probably put some clothes on. Bacon grease hurts like a motherfucker, I can't even imagine it hitting us in a sensitive area.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:14 No.10439523
    Hey, Naked Bacon (or Nacon) tastes all the sweeter.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:14 No.10439524

    Try not to get hot oil on our dong.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:15 No.10439532
    wash our hands and set table.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:15 No.10439535
    Well that goes without saying.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:15 No.10439536
    very this
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:15 No.10439543
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:16 No.10439547
    We are so going to place a locked hard plastic cover and habitat so he can work without getting lol eaten. Then he goes back to the safe area while we get the pots and plates out
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:17 No.10439567
    rolled 3 = 3

    > On a 5+ you get an erection.


    You come up behind Alicia and give her a hug from behind. "Hey," you say. "Did you make all this for me?" you whisper lovingly into her ear.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:18 No.10439588
    I am incredibly grateful that the young child does not make us hard.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:18 No.10439595

    I was hoping for an erection, but the dice have spoken.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:19 No.10439600
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    rolled 6 = 6

    "Nope," Alicia says, as she continues to cook the bacon, seemingly unconcerned that there is a naked man pressing up against her from behind. "The rat did the biscuits and omelette. I'm just doing the bacon."

    You glance over and see Remy the rat crushing some oregano and sprinkling it over the omelette. He looks up at you and waves a greeting.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:19 No.10439602
    Hooray, we're not pedophiles.

    ...actually, we're hugging a loli while nude, so we're probably in a bit of a gray area there.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:19 No.10439603
    Of course she does. Just, thankfully, not at this momment.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:19 No.10439607
    You know, I just realized that Remy probably helped her. If Alicia could cook well enough to make biscuits from scratch we probably wouldn't have needed a cook in the first place. So we totally just showed our new cook our dong.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:19 No.10439619
    Purely technical query: which is longer, Remy the Rat's entire body, or our wang when erect?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:20 No.10439620
    Bro fist Remy.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:21 No.10439637
    Well he's naked too.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:21 No.10439642
    well, fuck, I think we found someone who could be Alicia's new familiar, if we can suggest it well enough
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:21 No.10439645

    If I got shy every time a rat saw my dong then I wouldn't have made money from those videos.

    "Well, bacon is the most important part of breakfast."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:22 No.10439656
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    Excellent point. I agree with the brofist.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:22 No.10439659

    good point
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:22 No.10439662

    Remy wins by a head.


    You extend your fist for the fist-bump. Remy returns it. His fist is smaller than one of your knuckles.

    Alicia ahems. "Are you planning on staying here and hugging me while naked all morning, or are you going to get dressed for breakfast?" she asks, as she turns over the bacon.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:22 No.10439673
    Strike a naked pose.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:23 No.10439676
    >showed our new cook our dong
    How many of our employees haven't seen our dong? Reginald, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:23 No.10439689
    > Ask question designed to squick the DM

    > Serious answer

    Alright, japname. You've got my attention.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:23 No.10439692
    Go get dressed.

    bring Alicia's hat
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:24 No.10439695
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    like this.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:24 No.10439697
    "Well I was, but now I'm going to eat my breakfast naked just to spite you."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:24 No.10439700
    The loli has a point gentlemen. We're not ready to bend her over the breakfast table yet so lets go get some clothes on.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:25 No.10439722
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:27 No.10439751
    I'm not the guy who asked, but that answer just raises another question. Is that measurement with or without his tail?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:27 No.10439752
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    "What, you don't like it?" you ask, putting your hands on your hips and swaying back and forth. "I happen to think it's quite impressive, myself."

    Alicia sighs. "I'm handing hot oil, here, and you're naked. One slip and you could get an injury that would make several young ladies back at the mansion extremely upset at me." She gives you a smirk over her shoulder. "Clothes. Now. Or no bacon."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:27 No.10439754
    +2, but we have to otherwise be perfectly polite/nonchalant/act oblivious to our nakedness.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:28 No.10439771
    Make a check to see if she's annoyed or amused.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:28 No.10439782
    "Damn you and your witchcraft."

    Re-requesting Hugh Hefner robe.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:29 No.10439791
    Pants, shirt, giant hat, nao
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:29 No.10439794
    Not the tail.

    > Affection Check: Good enough.

    Alicia seems amused by your antics, but also slightly annoyed. More, "This again, great," not, "HATE HATE HATE."

    She also seems totally unaroused.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:29 No.10439796
    The Bacon is being held hostage gentlemen. It goes against our nature, but I feel that we must concede to her demands and put on some clothes. For the Bacon's sake.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:29 No.10439797
    >I'm handing hot oil, here

    She has a point.

    Go back to our room to get dressed while muttering about how we're not even married and she already orders us around.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:30 No.10439801
    "You win this round, grease."
    Put clothing on.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:30 No.10439807
    >Go back to our room to get dressed while muttering about how we're not even married and she already orders us around.
    oh yes
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:30 No.10439817
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    This, now.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:32 No.10439844
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    Put on bathrobe and slippers. Thats all I plan on wearing today. Think Arthur Dent.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:32 No.10439846

    "You win this round, grease. If there weren't bacon at stake I'd never have backed down."

    You head into the bedroom, put on a red silk robe, and come back out. By the time you sit down at the table, Alicia has already laid your breakfast out in front of you: omelette with cheese and mushrooms, bacon, buttermilk biscuits, and a small basket of fresh fruit.

    Alicia sits in the seat across from you and picks up an orange, peeling it delicately, keeping the peel in one long spiral as she does. "So," she asks, as she pulls off a wedge and pops it into her mouth, "What's the plan for today?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:34 No.10439882
    I'm thinking the Zoo.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:34 No.10439896
    Have we went to the Animal Kingdom yet?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:35 No.10439901
    "There are a lot of options. I was thinking goats, nature's adaptable jerk first, then perhaps something soft, like a theater or cultural rides... Unless there is something warranting attention"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:36 No.10439916
    No, we're off to the mothafuckin zoo
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:36 No.10439918
    I was 7 or 8 when I visited Disneyland, I've forgotten what's there. All I remember is that it was huge.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:36 No.10439920
    "Since screwing like epileptic rabbits is out of the question, how about a trip to Animal Kingdom?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:37 No.10439951

    Fucking touhou is retarded.

    god damn pedophiles.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:38 No.10439953
    > Animal Kingdom has been suggested.

    "I was thinking Animal Kingdom," you say to her.

    "Oh, that place where we had dinner yesterday?" Alicia asks. "That big zoo?"

    "It's not a zoo. They make a big point of that," you grumble. "It's supposed to be like this super zoo. . . anyway, you'll like it. It's got animals."

    "Does it have any roller coasters that will make me want to kill you again?" Alicia asks, raising an eyebrow.

    "I don't think so."

    Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Remy the rat is washing his hands and drying them off on a washcloth.
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    >screwing like epileptic rabbits
    That's plan A, plan C, plan D, and plan R.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:40 No.10440014
    Ask Remy what he's going to do while we're gone.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:41 No.10440018
    It features strongly in every other plan up to and including ZZ
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:42 No.10440050
    "So, Remy," you ask the rat. "You going to be okay when we're gone?"

    The rat gives you an "A-Okay" sign with his thumb and finger. Either that, or he's calling you an asshole in sign language.

    Alicia finishes eating her orange and stretches out. "I'm going to go take a shower," she says. "Don't come in or I'll kill you."

    She gets up from the breakfast table and heads into her room. You hear the door close and lock behind her.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:42 No.10440052
    Let's go to the zoo. Be careful with those foie gras birds, they bite everything
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:43 No.10440069
    Get a shower ourselves. When's the last time we did, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:43 No.10440082
    >"Does it have any roller coasters that will make me want to kill you again?"

    Well, they do have the one...


    But we can skip that.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:43 No.10440087
    She's dropping that "I'll kill you" line rather often. We'd better be careful or Reg will have to gas the chopper again after another trip to Hell.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:44 No.10440090
    "So Remy, do I even have a chance in this situation?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:46 No.10440141

    Finish showering quickly.

    Biggest question now is how we're gonna dress our loli today.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:47 No.10440156
    We ought to make some sort of reservation for a special Lunch or Dinner while she's occupied with her lengthy shower.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:47 No.10440172

    This. See if the little blighter needs anything to keep him busy.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:48 No.10440186
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    > "So, Remy, do I even have a chance in this situation?"

    Remy thinks about it for a moment, then shrugs, as if to say, "Alas, I am but a rat, I have no idea what the hell to do here."

    You sigh, head into your bathroom, and take a long, hot shower. You also take a piss while wearing only a bathrobe. Feels good, man.

    Coming out of the shower and getting dressed, you find Alicia waiting for you in the main room. She's dressed today in her usual white sundress and hat number. Maybe this time there won't be large amounts of water to soak her clothes and force her into cosplay. Maybe.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:48 No.10440188

    >"Don't come in or I'll kill you."

    "Been there, done that, learn some new tricks, goddamn."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:48 No.10440202
    Doubt they have classy lounges in Dland.

    Sometime after lunch, we should get to using that new key of ours. Get the magic flowing
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:49 No.10440205
    We could have him write up a list of desired acquisitions for our kitchen at home, and send it ahead of us. No reason not to get a bit more improvement on the kitchen done.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:49 No.10440207
    You know, if I remember right, there is a water ride in Animal Kingdom. Just saying.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:49 No.10440220

    "...and thats when I bought the rat a prostitute."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:49 No.10440229
    Fuck, that would have been perfect.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:50 No.10440237
    Thank you, Rayne
    Yes, there are. There's also at least one Wolfram and Puck.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:51 No.10440244
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    >return from INNA WOODS

    >store rifle

    >get ready for an 8:00 AM wakeup



    Sometimes, Goshujin, I hate you.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:51 No.10440253
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    See picture.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:52 No.10440284
    Epileptic rabbit impersonation imminent!
    >> Balancesheet !!8YCJ2hR2egG 06/12/10(Sat)00:52 No.10440287
    Man, can't we move back to exciting things now? Disney World is as boring as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:53 No.10440290
    So Zoo and wild tour, then lounge?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:53 No.10440291

    "Hey, Remy," you say, as you pick up your hotel room keys and your tourist backpack. "While we're gone, if you want, get on the internet and send an email on to the mansion. Let them know if there's anything you need."

    Remy rolls his eyes and cocks his head to one side, but seems to understand.

    > Sometimes you guys make me sigh.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:53 No.10440315
    >Maybe this time there won't be large amounts of water to soak her clothes and force her into cosplay.

    During my trip to Disney World, it rained on the day I spent at the Animal Kingdom. Interestingly, it rolled through in it's entirety while I was on the Kali River Rapids, on which we were probably going to get drenched anyway. I feel that the rain only enhanced the experience. Turned it into the psychological thriller of water rides.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:54 No.10440322
    Like, say, have Koyomi start working on a rat-to-human translator. That'd be handy.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)00:54 No.10440328
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    I've never been to the damn Animal Kingdom, so I'm going to fast forward past most of the day. Someone roll 1d6.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:55 No.10440345
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:55 No.10440350
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:55 No.10440352
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    Think we can get a dog-to-human translator while we're at it?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:56 No.10440353
    Day 1 Disneyland was pretty awesome I thought. Hopefully Day 2 continues the trend.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:57 No.10440382
    "Alpha! The ROCK moved!"

    Also, should be noted, there's another PUSH in Animal Kingdom. This one's a recycle bin.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:57 No.10440384
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    We've got to see some orangutans.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:59 No.10440417

    >talking recycle bin

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:59 No.10440418
    Actually, it might be better to get Remy some sort of miniaturized force field generator for personal protection. Felicia's a tricky one, and she'll be after him. Or maybe we could have a series of rat-sized secret passages installed that she can't get into.

    Point is, I'd rather not just drop them into the same house together without any prep.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)00:59 No.10440430

    put our rat in a ROBOTIC EXOSKELETON
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:00 No.10440435
    eat meal at mgms 50's prime time cafe

    do eet
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:01 No.10440455
    > Affection check.

    Long story short: Alicia seems to really enjoy the park. Some highlights from the montage:

    1. She encounters a spoonbill bird. It tries to eat her hat. This upsets her greatly.

    2. Discovery Island is okay. That 3D Bug's Life movie nearly freaks her out, but she does manage to restrain herself from attacking the screen and getting kicked out like that Mickey Mouse Philharmagic one.

    3. That Mickey Mouse Camp thing is declared "BORING" and skipped almost as soon as you set foot in there.

    4. She seems to really enjoy the tours of the continental themed areas, although the droning of the tour guide makes you a bit sleepy.

    Coming up on 1pm, you're heading back to Rainforest Cafe to get lunch, when you encounter a group of people standing around in a circle, giggling.

    There is a recycling bin standing there, talking to a small girl.

    "Are you sure I can't have your hat?" PUSH is pouting. "I really think I could turn it into something useful. Tell you what, if I can have your hat, I'll give you one made out of empty soda bottles, okay? I think I even have some soda still in them!"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:01 No.10440464
    Mecha-Remy. Fully two feet tall, and equipped with a variety of slicing, dicing, and pureeing tools!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:02 No.10440485
    Say hello to push.
    >> Balancesheet !!8YCJ2hR2egG 06/12/10(Sat)01:03 No.10440493
    Head back to the mansion. We have work to do. AND TRAINING TO DO.

    We're running out of time, here! And we have nowhere near enough skillz to beat Reginald.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:04 No.10440503
    Negotiate our plastic cups and stuff for some info on the key
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:05 No.10440519
    the key opens any door
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:05 No.10440521
    Chill out, we'll get special training from Reg when we get back.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:05 No.10440531
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    >He thinks Goshujin is going to let us get out of Disney Land without a few more GREAT TRIALS
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:06 No.10440543
    It is very true that we have nowhere near the skills and training needed to beat Reginald. However, we said three days, and we'll damn well do three days.

    Also, Reginald has decades of experience as a badass. We're not going to be training our way to victory in two weeks, though I suppose it couldn't hurt. We'll have to achieve victory through less conventional means.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:07 No.10440557
    didn't we gain extra boons?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:07 No.10440558
    We shall play michael jacksons thriller and have a dance off!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:08 No.10440590

    Yes we did. Regs' and Carmine's.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:09 No.10440611
    "Hey there, Push," you say, walking up to the recycling bin.

    "OH!" PUSH says. "It's the nice lady who gave my brother who works at Magic Kingdom a hat! Thank you, nice lady!"

    Alicia gives PUSH a bemused look. "You're ummm. . . welcome."

    "OOOH! And you have a new hat too!" PUSH says, running up to Alicia and bumping into her like an affectionate kitten. "Can I have this one? PLEEEEASE!?"

    "What does a trash receptacle need a hat for. . ."

    "I work all day in the hot sun, and all this hot sun can't be good for my skin!"

    "But I like this hat," Alicia sighs. "I bought it yesterday. . ."

    "Tell you what," PUSH says. "If you give me this hat you're wearing, I'll give you something nice! Although, I think you wouldn't like a soda bottle. . . I know! I'll give you this!"

    A robotic arm extends from inside the recycle bin. It is holding up a garment bag. "This was made from 100% recycled and earth friendly materials!" PUSH declares. "I think you'll really like it! It's a full set of clothes, and that's more than a hat!"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:10 No.10440615
    Get Alicia's opinion on the whole Disneyland's Lich Lord thing, she must have known him, and if he can be relied/trusted upon
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:11 No.10440633
    I'm pretty sure Walt is subtly trolling us, like an uncle...
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:11 No.10440642
    look at alicia and roll your eyes slightly
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:12 No.10440656
    Sounds like a free new outfit for Alicia. Ask he if she wants to trade for it though, it's her choice.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:12 No.10440665
    > "I work all day in the hot sun, and all this hot sun can't be good for my skin!"

    You're a trash can. :I
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:12 No.10440670
    Pimp slap the robot for trying to give a woman in our company garbage.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:13 No.10440673
    Recyling bin. His brother is a trash can.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:13 No.10440674
    Take a look at the outfit first.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:13 No.10440679
    trade something ours for it
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:13 No.10440682
    "Alicia... well, it's your hat."
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:13 No.10440687
    "My skin is made of aluminum, yes, but that's still not good for it!" PUSH insists.

    Alicia looks back at you and shrugs. "Well, I don't give too much of a care," she says. "If you really think I should trade, I might as well.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:13 No.10440689

    It's her day, ultimately the choice is hers.

    Let her know we'll get her another if she does.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:14 No.10440700
    >It's a full set of clothes
    Guess what the 3d6 roll was for...
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:15 No.10440710
    Offer it our hat instead. Presumably we have one.

    If it agrees, give Alicia the new outfit as a gift in a ridiculously over-the-top fashion.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:16 No.10440746
    Trade hat, recieve power.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:16 No.10440747
    In case she decides to make the trade, promise to get her a new hat and even some new clothes or something.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:16 No.10440749
    last i knew our standard outfit was a old style british hunting outfit, red coat pants and hat
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:18 No.10440777
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    "I really don't think a set of clothes made of GARBAGE are going to go over well," you say. "Let's go."

    "Oh, wait!" PUSH insists. "Don't you want to see it first?"

    "Look, I don't have time for. . ."

    PUSH removes the garment bag.

    There is a GASP as everyone stares at the outfit he has revealed.

    > The Finest Maid Uniform in the World
    > This is a very mysterious maid uniform. It was woven using thread and cloth so fine that it simply can not be seen by the human eye. Once you put it on, you gain 1 point in each of your stats just for wearing it, but it cannot be removed or replaced by a different outfit. People are often so blinded by this fine Maid Uniform that they simply stop and watch, or look away nervously from you when you approach. It was totally worth the money, as it is rumored to have been previously owned by an emperor!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:19 No.10440796
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    Hey guys, i just looked at the past few posts.

    What the fuck is going on in this thread?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:19 No.10440798
    Do it. What better for a daemon lord of lust?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:19 No.10440801
    Tell her we can buy an identical replacement hat, but this recycling bin? Does it look like HE can just roll in and pick up a new hat? Hell no.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:19 No.10440802
    You...you...words fail me in expressing my emotions...Hell, I don't even know what I'm feeling right now, you magnificent bastard.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:19 No.10440805
    >can not be seen by the human eye.

    "Alicia, is this magic? I'm kinda new at this"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:19 No.10440811
    GLORIOUS! We must have it.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:20 No.10440812
    LOL NO
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:20 No.10440814
    >thread and cloth so fine that it simply can not be seen by the human eye.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:20 No.10440816
    We went to Disney Land with a daemon lady who's currently in the form of a small child to conserve energy. We're currently trading her hat to a recycle bin for invisible clothing.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:20 No.10440817
    i rather like our maids being able to get naked

    it promises fun
    >> Harmless 06/12/10(Sat)01:21 No.10440840
    As much as I want Alica to wear it, it probably would work better with Jehanne.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:21 No.10440841
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    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:21 No.10440843
    Okay, this we simply must have.

    Not necessarily to give to anyone, but just to keep around and know that we could.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:21 No.10440847
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    Yes, let' superpower the one maid with the potential for lethal violence against us.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:21 No.10440848
    There is no longer a choice. We must have it. Promise Alicia two hats in case this happens again.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:21 No.10440850

    Who said anything about maids wearing it?


    Then we magick it off. :D
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:21 No.10440851
    ". . . it looks like an empty coat hanger to me," Alicia mutters.

    "No," PUSH insists. "This is the finest maid uniform in the world! It is made of gossamer silk so fine that it feels like wearing NOTHING AT ALL! NOTHING AT ALL! If you wear it, you'll feel like a new woman! People will gasp whenever you walk past! It will be fantastic!"


    You don't see anything there either. . .
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:22 No.10440870
    ...Oh god, we've been had.

    The Emperors New Clothes.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:22 No.10440876
    poke it
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:22 No.10440885
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    Anyone else thinking this?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:23 No.10440894

    .... that actually looks like a REALLY nice hangar...
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:23 No.10440900
    You feel nothing.

    "I don't feel anything," you say to PUSH.

    "Yes, isn't it fantastic! This is the finest gossamer silk known to man! It's like it isn't even there!" PUSH insists. "At least, that's what the people who gave it to me claimed. . ." He is starting to sound a bit dejected. The crowd is grinning at him and making amused noises.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:24 No.10440909
    Fuck, this is like one of those dnd trolling traps, next time we'll ask if the bag is magical
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:24 No.10440912
    no thanks, my maids are for my own viewing pleasure, not everyone elses
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:26 No.10440937
    Dammit, now I feel bad for a trash can. Lets go buy him a hat. Let Alicia keep hers.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:26 No.10440939
    I think we're good, thanks.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:26 No.10440940
    Guys, I'm stumped... wat do, indeed
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:26 No.10440953
    Applause. You got it.

    OOC: The outfit's effects are accurate. If you "equip" it on someone, they will spend the rest of the quest in the nude. However, all their stats go up by 1.

    You can wear it, if you want, but it will mean removing and being unable to use your wizard outfit.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:27 No.10440958

    Give him hat.

    Convince him hes the only one fit to wear the dress.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:27 No.10440962
    Yeah, no thanks can-man.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:27 No.10440964
    Okay, how about this plan. We ask to look at it more closely for a minute, and take the hangar.

    Then we give the hangar back, having stolen the uniform! He'll never know! MWAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:27 No.10440975

    Then we take it.

    Keep it until we fight Reg.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:28 No.10440994
    If we put it on for the Reg fight, than we're going to be stuck nude in the epilogue.

    Goshujin-Sama, you are going to write a damn awesome epilogue, right?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:29 No.10441007
    >the rest of the quest in the nude

    This can only work for Felicia. I bet she keeps a collar and bell though
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:29 No.10441015
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    >>10440964>Okay, how about this plan. We ask to look at it more closely for a minute, and take the hangar.

    >Then we give the hangar back, having stolen the uniform! He'll never know! MWAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:29 No.10441020
    gotta include how everyone but alicia kills us when they find out we weren't actually dying

    alicia of course already knowing that fact
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:30 No.10441022
    I say we show it to the maids when we get home, and give it to whomever fails their cunning check hardest.
    >> Harmless 06/12/10(Sat)01:30 No.10441036
    That could work as well.

    So ya. Best ideas so far
    -give to catgirl
    -give to paladin of ...whatever her god is now
    -keep until fight with Reg

    Still voting for Jehanne
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:30 No.10441038
    I think the smarter maids have already figured out we aren't dying.

    Sam should already know the truth, at least.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:31 No.10441050
    actually, I'm prepared for that

    "But I am, my therapists always told me I wouldn't get far in life" or something like that
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:31 No.10441055
    we aren't?

    i was betting on at least one more trip to hell before the end of the game
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:32 No.10441060
    All right, vote time. Make the trade or no? Five minutes while I go grab a beer.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:32 No.10441066
    >> Harmless 06/12/10(Sat)01:32 No.10441072
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:32 No.10441081
    Is he dead set on that particular hat? If not, let's go buy him one.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:33 No.10441097
    In game, is there any way we know that it's not a hoax? If so, yes, and explain.
    If we can't prove it in setting, don't get it.

    Not that I care about the roleplaying aspect, but we don't want Alicia to think us crazy(er).
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:34 No.10441101
    Steal it.

    Failing that, give him our hat.

    Failing that, buy him a different hat.

    Failing that, what the hell, fine, he can have Alicia's hat. We'll buy her a new one.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:34 No.10441103
    No. Too ridiculous even for us and everyone will think we've been had.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:34 No.10441104
    but that'd mean that everyone could look at the beauty of our maids, that should be reserved for our own pleasure

    though felicia would be my secondary vote if we do end up getting it
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:34 No.10441105
    A hat for a permanude maid with +1 stats? Yes.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:34 No.10441107

    >I think the smarter maids have already figured out we aren't dying.

    Well, even if we WERE, we've been re-bodied twice, now.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:34 No.10441112
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:34 No.10441113
    No, Steal the dress.
    While he hands you the hangar, let it fall onto the ground, and then hand the hangar back.
    He won't notice.
    Then, just bend down and pick it up from the ground.
    Fold it up neatly, and keep it in your backpack.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:35 No.10441116
    rolled 5 = 5

    >Check /tg/ before heading to bed
    >Find Maid Quest
    >Remy is bigger than us
    >Not going to get any sleep tonight

    Alicia likes the hat, lets run and buy another one for PUSH.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:35 No.10441121
    let's get out of there, find a Jack Sparrow and use our shiny new key
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:35 No.10441126
    Do it. Fuck other peoples' opinions, there's stats to be raised!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:35 No.10441136

    yeeeah I say no; half the fun of a maid is in the cute outfit... and tearing it off...

    keeping it till the last second when we fight Reg is a good idea; but then we can't fight him in an awesome outfit.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:36 No.10441164

    I vote for theft.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:36 No.10441169
    Anyone wanting to keep it for the Reg fight is an idiot, because we have the Magician's Suit for huge benefit, and we can remove that, or go into public without lawsuit.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:37 No.10441176
    Yes, give it to felicia i guess
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:37 No.10441177
    Time is up, Tallying the votes nao.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:37 No.10441181
    Gonna go with no. Trolling is one thing, but that outfit is permanent cruelty.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:38 No.10441214
    You know, Goshujin, with your focus of hats and costumes, I wonder, do you work for Valve?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:38 No.10441221
    rolled 1 = 1

    Thinking about it, would it also raise our sexing stat? And if so, would it be a perma-condom and be stuck with a waterproof invisible outfit?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:40 No.10441250

    who fucking think of shit like this
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:41 No.10441265
    It's a byproduct of using MAID RPG. That book has fucking lists and lists of costumes.

    > Yes: 4
    > No: 6
    > Steal: 3
    > Make a Different Offer: 2

    "Sorry, PUSH," you say, "but I don't think I'll need this. However, if you want, I can get you a hat of your very own."

    "Oh, would you? Would you please? That would be fantastic!" PUSH declares.

    A quick trip to the hat store later, and you've gotten PUSH a large pith helmet to wear.

    "Wow, thanks!" the recycle bin declares. "Now I'm dressed for the job! Okay, gotta go and help keep this park clean. Bye now!"

    And with that, he trundles off to another part of the park.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:41 No.10441268
    People who participate in Maid Quest apparently.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:41 No.10441277
    4chan. Now shut up and think of ways to pedosex the lolimaid.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:41 No.10441284
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    No and no.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:42 No.10441303
    Think of awesome shenanigans to get into, guys. Disneyland has to have ADVENTURE
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:43 No.10441310

    congrats, you have made the man who runs Maid Quest do a mild "lolwut"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:43 No.10441312
    we could always fight a dinosaur
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:43 No.10441313
    2d6 roll, please.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:43 No.10441318
    Follow him. Follow him closely.
    See what nefarious secret deeds he's up to.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:43 No.10441323
    rolled 5, 5 = 10

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:44 No.10441327
    rolled 2, 5 = 7

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:44 No.10441329
    rolled 3, 1 = 4

    Well I'm feeling awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:44 No.10441332
    >Two high numbers
    Thanks, anon.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:44 No.10441336
    follow push to his dark lair?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:44 No.10441344
    rolled 3, 6 = 9

    Correction, was.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:44 No.10441345

    Not bad at all.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:44 No.10441347
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:45 No.10441357
    Wow I'm actually not rolling shit for once.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:45 No.10441364
    it was probably just something you ate
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:46 No.10441371
    PUSH holds dark and terrible secrets.
    They will be secret no longer.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:47 No.10441396
    We just gave the dude a hat, we can't betray him now.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:48 No.10441419
    He's machine. That's like dinosaurs
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:48 No.10441423
    but there's no better time to betray a person than immediately after giving them a hat

    the jubilation turning to bitter crushing dissappointment is so delicious
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:48 No.10441424

    the fuck does PUSH stand for, anyhow?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:48 No.10441434
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    > All right, let's see what the Random Event Chart says. . . 55 doesn't make much sense, let's go -1

    > Random Event 54 - A starving T-rex (Attributes 5/Spirit 10) emerges from the jungle!


    As you watch PUSH glide away, you are filled with a sense of pride and happiness.

    This lasts for a few minutes before the screaming starts.


    As you turn to where the screaming and fleeing tourists are running from, you see a huge fucking T-Rex roaring and chasing the fat Japanese vacation-goers.

    Alicia's expression <-
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:50 No.10441457
    Take her to watch the show!

    And by show, I mean the fleeing people.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:50 No.10441458
    Well, get behind cover and shoot it, for fuck's sake.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:50 No.10441459
    "Wanna pretend that none of this is happening and go to mgm?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:50 No.10441471
    "Alicia, if the weird ever stops, would you marry me?"

    Get it to sic on us, use our key, bait him into otherspace
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:51 No.10441473
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    >As you turn to where the screaming and fleeing tourists are running from, you see a huge fucking T-Rex roaring and chasing the fat Japanese vacation-goers.


    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:51 No.10441474
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    Use illusion magic to confuse and disorient!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:51 No.10441493
    >shoot it
    Bitch, please.
    We'll take it down with our bare hands.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:52 No.10441510

    Look for a triceratops and ride it into battle! That's the T-rex's arch enemy!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:52 No.10441512
    Is it a girl T-rex or a boy T-rex?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:53 No.10441526
    i shall build a room shaped and painted like that in my future house, not moving of course. but people who walk in will likely walk into walls
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:53 No.10441531

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:53 No.10441540
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    rolled 4, 2 = 6

    >My face when I see a real Dino and imagining PUSH to sound like CL4P-TP
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:53 No.10441543
    No, you did not just go there.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:53 No.10441546
    I would have been so happy if you guys decided to do this. But since it seems people want to fight. . .

    Would you like to spend your first round action getting close enough to find out?

    YOU: Spirit 20
    ALICIA: Spirit 30
    SUE: Spirit 10.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:54 No.10441561
    I'm strongly tempted to say; find a relatively safe location and watch the show.

    Is higher ground to be had?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:54 No.10441562
    Well that was random. I was suggesting an attack to the T-rex's genital region.
    But if you wish to be a megagay homofag, so be it.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:54 No.10441564
    challenge sue to a game of poker, cheat
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:54 No.10441568
    No, it's very similar. No imagination needed.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:55 No.10441591
    *Shrug* Shoot T-Rex.
    Have Alicia do whatever magic bullshit she usually does to attack the T-Rex.
    I get the feeling there's something else that should be done here, but I don't know what.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:55 No.10441592
    Produce handgun, do it with magic instead of going for the reach around, we have an image to keep
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:55 No.10441595

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:56 No.10441606

    How's our offensive magic inventory doin?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:56 No.10441611
    Is it to late to leave?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:56 No.10441612
    No, spend our first round action asking Alicia if she wants to fight it, or just watch it chase people, or go off and do something else.

    Personally, I'd be interested in watching Disney deploy their presumed forces to deal with this. Let's see what the lich has in hand to protect his park full of children's dreams.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:57 No.10441626
    Fire the Ass-Canon™ at the bastard. Aim for the eyes, I want to take the skull home and mount it over our fireplace.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)01:57 No.10441632
    Yeah, if you don't want to fight, you can climb the tree of life and find safe haven from the dinosaur while park security handles it.

    The other option people are leaning towards seems to be using the ass cannon to shoot the thing.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:57 No.10441633

    Or you know, just... punch it where it hurts the most.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:57 No.10441638
    We'll need a larger fireplace then.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:58 No.10441644
    +1 for seeing what Alicia wants to do.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:58 No.10441646
    Magick ourselves invisible.

    Watch the show.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:58 No.10441648

    Climb the tree of life, then attempt to jump on Sue's back and RIDE that bitch.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:58 No.10441658
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    rolled 3, 2 = 5

    >My face on the realization that I need to go to a Disney Park
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:58 No.10441659
    Shooting a creature the size of a T-Rex with a gun small enough to be pulled out of our anus on short notice is a terrible plan.

    Watch park security. It'll be way better than one of their silly movies.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:58 No.10441663
    Let's not pull the ass cannon out at disneyland. Let's see how the code Nabokov guys handle a Trex.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:58 No.10441665
    Cancel >>10441644
    Do >>10441648
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:58 No.10441667
    conjure up some popcorn and sit in the tree of life with alicia to watch the show
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:59 No.10441669
    Go to tree, chat Alicia up on what to do to spend a calm evening
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)01:59 No.10441686
    >Climb the tree of life, then attempt to jump on Sue's back and RIDE that bitch.

    Is it a girl T-rex?
    Then we can seduce it.
    And THAT means ...
    that we can TAME it.
    And THAT means...
    we can have our own T-REX MOUNT.

    Approve of this plan y/n?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:01 No.10441718

    I was gonna say "lay hold of a nearby chain (from a barrier or whatnot) and use as a bit.'
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:01 No.10441722
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:01 No.10441733

    "Well," Alicia," you ask. "Do you want to. . ."

    "I'm on Vacation, and I just got out of Hell. Let's not get involved," Alicia says.

    "Sure thing."

    You climb up the Tree of Life and find a branch relatively high up where you can watch the drama ensue. As you settle down on the branch to watch, you see a bunch of Japanese tourists cowering behind a fence, as the T-Rex claws at them.

    "So," you ask. "Having a good time?"

    "It's okay," Alicia says. "Pretty fun, but a bit tiring."

    From the outside of the park, you see a bunch of huge bald guys charging into the fray, yelling, "CODE CLEVER GIRL, CODE CLEVER GIRL!" at the top of their lungs.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:01 No.10441738
    I have a feeling that we'd need to somehow finesse this plan with magic.

    How much magic would we need to use to make this work?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:03 No.10441775
    "I'm glad you let me bring you, Alicia."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:03 No.10441777

    Meta but what in the world was 55 anyways?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:03 No.10441785
    >"It's okay," Alicia says. "Pretty fun, but a bit tiring."

    Loli have nap in tree.
    Loli have nap now.
    Pat loli!
    protect loli while loli naps.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:03 No.10441788
    I love how every time I think I've figured out what you guys want to do, someone comes up with a badass plan while I'm typing and everyone jumps on the bandwagon. . .

    Well, let's be fair. . . this isn't entirely magic. So if you want to try out this plan and have a chance of succeeding. . . you'll defeat the T-Rex in "Combat" to tame it, then spend 10 XP to get it as a mount.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:03 No.10441792
    "If you keep living in the mansion, vacation time is on the house"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:03 No.10441794
    use magic to stick the t-rex's feet to the ground
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:04 No.10441810
    Wait a minute. If "clever girl" refers to a t-rex on the loose, what would they use if the raptors escaped?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:04 No.10441822
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    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:04 No.10441823

    > Out of Food.

    I was using the "Wild Kingdom" chart, which usually applies to jungle adventures.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:04 No.10441824

    Here~ kittykittykittykitty
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:05 No.10441830
    Let's do this shit. We can have it carry us around the park so Alicia won't be as tired.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:05 No.10441835

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:06 No.10441845
    i'm ok with just watching the battle

    popcorn would be a nice addition though
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:06 No.10441849
    Out of food. Will you go search for food, or eat something that isn't normally considered food?

    I have a rulebook too. ;)
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:06 No.10441866
    at most, we'd use magic to make a minor illusion to distract the damn thing, either to lure it under the tree, or lure it away if we fail and it tries to chomp us.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:07 No.10441889
    Well it's a T-rex mount isn't it.
    Then our Loli can have a nap, on the back of the T-rex.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:07 No.10441891
    Magic missile it, we can do it without attracting attention

    In fact, let's give magic to Alicia so she can missile it
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:07 No.10441900
    Eh... it would be cool, but we don't really need it. We'd have to feed it and crap anyway.

    Let's just watch and talk with Alicia. Ask her if there's anything she'd like to do before we go home, while we're the only two around.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:08 No.10441915

    But she doesnt want to get involved.

    Cant we just watch?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:08 No.10441923
    Anyone have that image of a viking fistfighting a gentleman-raptor with a maid on it's back?

    It's shockingly related right now.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:08 No.10441927
    We're in autosage territory now.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:09 No.10441952
    +5 XP for MEIDO RPG.

    All right, if you fuckers want to tame a T-REX. . . LET'S DO THIS SHIT!

    You stand up as the T-Rex starts to trample over the hapless park employees. "Well," you say. "What say we save some money on transportation?" You jump off the tree, your wizard coat teleporting onto you, as you cast a spell. . .

    Someone roll 1d6 for a MAGIC attack.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:10 No.10441973
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:10 No.10441986
    Delete your post, quickly!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:10 No.10441989
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:10 No.10441991
    This is epic fail win
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:10 No.10441993
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    I hate you.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:10 No.10441996
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    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:11 No.10442011

    New thread.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:11 No.10442015
    Magic a grand piano over its head
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:11 No.10442017
    One goes in every field, clearly.

    And here I wanted to just have a nice chat with Alicia...
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:11 No.10442023
    If you try to fail, and you succeed, then what the fuck did you just do?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:28 No.10442489
    Can you force a 1?

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