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    93 KB Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:21 No.10400355  
    Aaaand it looks like the prior meta thread vanished to the land of wind and ghosts.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:22 No.10400365

    And that's why we can't have nice things.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:22 No.10400367
    I believe it was deleted for all the reporting going on.
    >> Harmless 06/10/10(Thu)02:23 No.10400369
    That was... odd..
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:23 No.10400370
    Haha! I hope your next ban is coming too.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:23 No.10400374
    Shit, I just got home, and the thread is gone.

    What did I miss?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:23 No.10400377
    Trolls are bad, m'kay. If you troll actual content, you're a fucktard and should kill yourself, m'kay.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:24 No.10400382
    Fuck-all. Just a vote and lots of derp.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:24 No.10400383
    That I can believe.

    How can I put this politely. . . I hope you drink something without reading the label on it.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:24 No.10400384
    >> Harmless 06/10/10(Thu)02:24 No.10400387
    Just a description of the characters so far. Also we got another boon and a free item.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:24 No.10400389
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    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:24 No.10400393
    Had some votes and rolls, getting Carmines and Reginalds boons and a stress reducing music box at some point
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:25 No.10400399

    This. I wouldn't be surprised if our prior faggots now have bans. Mods don't have time to wade through every thread so they nuked it for safety's sake.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:25 No.10400402
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    > For Posterity

    Samantha: Long silver hair, dark brown eyes, body type is slender and long-legged, with moderate bustline (high B to low C cup).

    Jehanne: Hip-length blonde hair, blue eyes, silver armor, body type is fit and toned, breast size fairly large. (Low-D). Tallest girl.

    Koyomi: Short Green Hair, usually in pigtails, green eyes, big round coke-bottle glasses. Body type is slightly plump, not slender. Sorry.

    Katherine: Short red hair, hazel eyes, body type is trap: flat chest, petite. As Kristoph, same body type, but carries self differently.

    Felicia: Catgirl, Tails and Ears Variety. Blue-Grey hair, yellow eyes with vertical slit pupils. Body type: lithe and slender. :3 mouth.

    Alicia: The loli demon. Evangeline AK McDowell is the perfect body type. Long black hair, small horns, wings, and tail (can be hidden).

    CARMINE: She fills me with RAGE just thinking about her, so I don't give a shit. Fanwank an appearance or something.

    Reginald: Think of the most badass motherfucker you can. Now give him grey hair and small round glasses
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:25 No.10400403
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    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:25 No.10400407
    Not all original content is good content. Take your fetish shit to tgchan where it belongs.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:26 No.10400414
    that was stupid and you should feel stupid
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:26 No.10400415
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    I get to use this image again!
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:27 No.10400429
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    It was the only way to be sure.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:27 No.10400430
    Goshujin is the most troublesome user ever. Ban him for good.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:27 No.10400436
    Goshujin, you've done some good stuff tonight and we've gotten some good mechanical benefits, so I would suggest going to bed and leaving the trolls to their misery. I don't think anything good can come of the thread now that the trolling is in full swing. Just recap what happened tonight next time you run a thread since this wasn't archived.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:27 No.10400438
    Quit your bellyaching and hide the thread already.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:28 No.10400442

    stop feeding them.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:28 No.10400446
    What are you reporting this thread about? Discussion about a game, which is completely within the rules and /tg/ related original content.?

    Live and let live, bros.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:28 No.10400453
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    No, no, no, I'm interested in hearing what they have to say. Since they seem to object to this so much, I might as well hear them out.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:29 No.10400454
    If the threads are going to keep getting trolled to death taking them someplace else might really be for the best.

    Polite sage for meta thread.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:29 No.10400457

    thread reported for being gay
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:29 No.10400459
    I STILL remain convinced that tgchan isn't even a real place, just something evil spambots liked to talk about.

    Are you that fucking tgchan spambot again?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:30 No.10400470
    And risk them realizing that they are getting up in arms over nothing? What would happen to our troll XP well then?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:30 No.10400472
    It's really funny ... I did this. This is all my fault. Ahahahahhaa.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:30 No.10400475
    People start spamming because /tg/ had no Janitors or moderation so we email them to get some. When we finally do get a Janitor or two people start abusing the report system and the Janitors do there job without looking at the abuse. We just can't win.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:30 No.10400476
    >hear them out

    This is all you will ever get from fucking trolls and /b/tard kiddies. Why listen to that all night?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:31 No.10400482
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    You seem to be under the impression that they're not 13 year old fuckwits herping and derping. DO. NOT. FEED.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:31 No.10400487
    Creepy fetishist stuff never really goes over well on /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:31 No.10400488
    idiot reported for report abuse. Quests are /tg/ related and there is nothing you can do about that.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:31 No.10400489
    Oh yeah right there in the rules of 4chan: "NO GAY"

    So why are you here, again?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:31 No.10400492
    I see. That makes me very sad to hear. However, I'd like to know why it is that you object to these threads so much.

    If it's that you feel they don't belong in /tg/, I'd like to point to you that MAID RPG is an actual published roleplaying game that is actually played on a tabletop. Seeing the front page, I see a thread there which is basically a Let's Play of XCom, which I think belongs in /v/, but I don't see the need to get up in arms over it.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:31 No.10400494
    >Creepy fetishist stuff never really goes over well on /tg/.
    Newfag detected.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:32 No.10400499

    stop being weeaboos pretending to fuck maids. How much money do you faggots make? GET A JOB
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:32 No.10400500

    The janitors will catch onto the trick quickly enough and go about banning people who actually deserve it. The trolling that goes on here at /tg/ is smalltime compared to what janitors on some other boards deal with on a daily basis.
    >> Harmless 06/10/10(Thu)02:32 No.10400506
    Are you new to the internet?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:32 No.10400507
    Reported for missing the joke.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:32 No.10400509
    Hence the -4 DEX thread on the front page that is rapidly turning into a chubby porn dump thread, I see.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:33 No.10400511
    You... you aren't even trying anymore...
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:33 No.10400519

    He's one butthurt guy. Most people on /tg/ like or at least tolerate quests, particularly humorous and well run ones.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:33 No.10400521
    That's why your sissy thread got deleted, chumps
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:34 No.10400528
    that's the third chubby porn dump thread today
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:34 No.10400529
    I love how trolls always speak as if they represent all of 4chan. Which everyone knows is a lie.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:34 No.10400530
    As much as I disagree with the tone of this post, the message has some truth to it. tgchan has an entire board set up specifically for quest threads. Maid Quest would be right at home there.

    That said, moving there at this stage would be like surrendering to a small group of silly persons, not even particularly talented trolls. It is doubtful that such a move would be made.

    Although it must be said that the name theft from the last thread was vintage 13-year-old tactics. Troll hard or go home, boys.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:34 No.10400532
    haters gonna hate

    masturbaters gonna masturbate

    deal with it~
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:34 No.10400533
    Didn't maid get trolled so much that eventually /jp/ adopted it though?

    Some stuff just does not do well on /tg/. This is one of them.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:34 No.10400537
    What happened?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:35 No.10400542
    Enough responding to trolls, no matter how clever your comeback is. Lets get back on topic please.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:35 No.10400545
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    Blow it out your ass.

    I've got balls of steel.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:35 No.10400549
    So are we going to start this or just talk to trolls?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:35 No.10400550

    Nope. We still got it. We've even got a MaidRPG Chargen program on sup/tg/.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:36 No.10400552
    Don't worry I report the /v/ and porndumps as well. You just have become a target because a mod actually did something. Viva la Mods!
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:36 No.10400557
    >Some stuff just does not do well on /tg/. This is one of them.

    Up until just recently, MaidQuest has gone over VERY well indeed. Just look at the thirty-odd threads full of people contributing to the game.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:36 No.10400565
    Didn't a Janitor actually give us his blessing to run this? The only thing he didn't want us to do was post hentai pics, which Goshujin agreed to.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:37 No.10400566
    Actually it does pretty damn well here, considering.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:37 No.10400569
    Yeah, I kinda noticed that. I hate to blame summer for everything, but it did occur to me that up until two or three weeks ago, the threads would get a couple of haters who would quickly leave after a few angry posts.

    I even had a nice discussion with one young man who tried to get me to improve my writing. I think I was drunk at the time, so I was probably rude to him, which makes me feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:38 No.10400575
    It's really funny, this is actually the fault of the pro-maid faggot sending up all the reports about the people who were not really reporting
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:38 No.10400580
    Well that and cut out the crazy sex scenes, which was also agreed to.

    Strangely, this is also what the trolls are complaining about. Maybe they missed the memo.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:38 No.10400581
    We were only going to do a meta thread, and we got that done with already
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:38 No.10400584
    The trolls usually take a while to get organized. Once they get started they don't stop though.

    sup/tg/ =/= /tg/
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    Guys, this is fucking blatant newfag /b/ level trolling and you're answering to it. Hide post, move on, kthx.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:39 No.10400593
    Are we going to continue with Maid Quest or keep on feeding the trolls?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:39 No.10400599
    >I think I was drunk at the time, so I was probably absolutely hilarious.
    Fixed that for you, Goshujin-Sama.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:39 No.10400601
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:39 No.10400605

    claiming abuse count as particularly disruptive trolling, which is a rules violation, herrderr
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:39 No.10400606
    I actually didn't intend to RUN Maid Quest tonight, more than do a postmortem of what happened and take care of some bookkeeping I didn't get a chance to do last night. Sorry to disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:39 No.10400609
    Yeah, let's get this show on the road. Ignored trolls head for greener bridges after a bit.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:40 No.10400613
    still get sex scenes, just less interactive now
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:40 No.10400616

    The sup/tg/ wasn't the only qualifier there. We still get the occasional non-MaidQuest MaidRPG thread here. Just not too often.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:40 No.10400620
    so, what boons did we earn precisely?

    i missed the previous thread

    were they the same ones listed for carmine and reginald for the halfway mark?

    and if so, why did you choose carmine? now we loose angry sex
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:40 No.10400625
    Part of the whole point of Maidquest is being a Master Troll
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:40 No.10400627
    Pity. Hope the next thread is soon.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:40 No.10400629
    Put it this way: I will guarantee that I will never write anything as bad as Dranon's Delight.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:41 No.10400634
    The fact that those are going full swing while the trolls get up in arms about some rather soft core, and even then only rarely, fap fiction really amuses me.

    Seriously; the Janitor gave Goshujin his blessing, this goddamn report abuse is only going to work so long for you guys.

    Why can't minimize be used when its needed?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:41 No.10400638

    Whats that?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:41 No.10400639
    Carmine was chosen, I think, because the users think I'm getting sick and tired of her, which I am, and hope that the boon will make her more interesting.

    We'll see how it goes.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:41 No.10400641
    >Dranon's Delight.
    The only thing I have ever fapped to for which I feel guilty about doing so.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:42 No.10400647

    Can we still have Angry Sex with her?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:42 No.10400648
    Look it up on 1d4chan.

    Keep a spork handy in case you need to use it on your eyes.
    >> Pumpkinlauncher 06/10/10(Thu)02:42 No.10400651
    I'm going to hold you to that, sir.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:42 No.10400652
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    >improve your writing

    ... the fuck? You've consistently been the best quest writer I've ever seen on /tg/.


    Goshujin said it afore me, but... what he said. Once the actual quest is underway, it tends to steamroll right over the one or two haters as 30+ eager players pour in.

    So, Goshuin-Sama, how does it feel to be the most popular guy on /tg/? The only other one who comes close is OP AGAIN, the guy playing in the Air War c.21 campaign who posts game transcripts.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:42 No.10400656
    I don't understand why everybody hates the sex-scenes. From your previous posts, even you seem to be trolled by having to write them. I completely content with that.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:43 No.10400660
    you felt guilty after dranons delight?

    i felt slightly bored, too tame
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:43 No.10400668

    I was under the impression we got Carmine and Reginald's boons.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:43 No.10400669

    > The most popular guy on /tg/
    . . . I feel like a whore who was just told that she's not a hooker, but a "Lady of the Evening."
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:43 No.10400670
    I thought you decided "fuck it" and gave us both Reg AND Carmine.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:43 No.10400673
    So, what are we going to do with Alicia 'tomorrow'? Are we going to see how far we can get into her backstory and make her spill her guts? Or are we going to get into more wacky hijinks with PUSH the garbage disposal unit?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:43 No.10400674

    In before Final battle with Reg turns into DD
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:44 No.10400686
    Yeah, you did. The question was about Carmine's Boon. If I gave you the impression you didn't get both, sorry.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:44 No.10400689
    I vote more about her backstory, followed by a healthy sexing on day 3.

    Seriously, we need to complete her this trip, we don't have the time to spend so much time with her.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:44 No.10400692
    And what a 'Lady' you are!
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:45 No.10400695
    >Keep a spork handy in case you need to use it on your eyes.

    lolsorandum XD
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:45 No.10400696
    Koyomi doesn't get nearly enough love
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:45 No.10400701

    We realllly should have sicced felicia on reg
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:45 No.10400706
    Best. Hooker Euphemism. Ever.

    We should troll the shit out of her to trick her into revealing her past. Then have tender loving sex to show her we care. Best of all worlds.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:45 No.10400709
    Yes he did, and this pleases me
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:45 No.10400711
    We got the Reginald Boon?

    Fuck yes. We're gonna need that for the final battle.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:45 No.10400712
    Sorry if the was already asked, but will we be able to unluck to boons we didn't take?
    >> Harmless 06/10/10(Thu)02:46 No.10400713
    Speaking of DD I am toying with the idea of doing the next one.
    Without going into detail I can say it involves a plague marine.

    I hate myself for having drawn up the outline...
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:46 No.10400718
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    I should dock XP for that. . .

    In any case, when Maid Quest is over (which won't be for a while at this rate), I'm considering trying a new quest that will cause less rage. Perhaps Bliss Stage, the game of underage sex and giant dream robots.

    Pic Related.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:46 No.10400721
    If you're not doing the quest tonight, can you say tomorrow or not, or just "later?"
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:46 No.10400724
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:47 No.10400729
    Definitely not tomorrow. Maybe the night after.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:47 No.10400735
    ARE we going to actually have sex with Alicia while at Disneyworld? If so, what kind? Are we aiming for the usual HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUN or something different?

    I'd suggest we wait for the most hilariously trolltastic moment, like sit her in our lap during a fucking parade or something or on a train ride (does Disneyworld have those miniature trains?) and give her some stealth sexing. But I'm also wary of the fact that people seem to be steering away from Alicia-banging.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:47 No.10400737
    >underage sex
    >giant dream robots

    Sounds like Amuro got his hands on the White Base kiddies...
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:48 No.10400740

    Do a toku quest if you know what that is. What haters pile in.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:48 No.10400746
    Alicia banging is our holy duty, for this is 4chan, and she is a loli.
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 06/10/10(Thu)02:48 No.10400747
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    >I'm considering trying a new quest that will cause less rage. Perhaps Bliss Stage, the game of underage sex and giant dream robots
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:48 No.10400749
    Is that the power rangers type thing? That makes my back itch.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:49 No.10400753
    People certainly do want to band Alicia, the problem is it needs to be the right time with her. We're getting her emotionally complete before physically complete.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:49 No.10400760

    Please do a touhou quest and every character is a trap/dickgirl.
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    And Kamen Rider.

    And pic related.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:50 No.10400776
    Well the current boons were from the same list as the last time we had the option, so I think we might get a shot at more or all of them eventually
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:50 No.10400780
    Go to Touhou-project.com for all the CYOAs you could ever want.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:50 No.10400781
    Were you around when that guy did Firstquest? That, along with this, was one of the two quests I ever liked.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:53 No.10400800
    Really, I only remember getting a boon for reaching the half-way mark. When did we get to choose again/before?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:53 No.10400803
    Best part? She's thousands of years old, so it's A-OK.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:53 No.10400806
    Doppleganger Damacy and this one are the only quest i'm following right now.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:54 No.10400810

    Recent information suggests it may be hundreds, not thousands. Shit is hazy.

    But it's still awwwwwright.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:54 No.10400813
    Actually, no. I was inspired to do this by LictorQuest, which started out so awesome but bogged down after a while into . . . something.

    Also my perverse sexual lust for women in aprons. :P But that's another story entirely.


    I gave you two more boons for putting up with the whole drama from last night.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:55 No.10400820
    I'm fond of this, LordQuest, and ZeonQuest.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:55 No.10400825
    It's like those Japanese porn games, everybody is at least 18.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:56 No.10400830
    Now that you mention it, I was thinking about doing an episodic Kamen Rider Quest using Risus of all things. Might do it in on the other side of the clock though, as to avoid having Kamen Rider and Maid Quests overlap with one another.

    ...and it'll probably draw in a load of ticked-off immigrants from /m/. That'll be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:56 No.10400832
    Despite all sanity to the contrary.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:56 No.10400838
    Ah ok, missed the first thread.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:57 No.10400845
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    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:57 No.10400847
    Pigtails? Completely hairless body and flat chest? Schoolgirl uniform? Four-foot nothing? Nope, totally 18.

    Dammit Japan, you're not fooling anybody.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:58 No.10400852
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    don't give up hope on this thing just because of a few trolls man
    Maid Quest has been consistently awesome.
    This disney arc has been a tad boring, but not too bad.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:58 No.10400860
    Ticked off guys from /m/? You could always do SUPER ROBOT WARS QUEST
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:58 No.10400863

    Megacorp quest is good too. RDA just got it's arse handed to them by the Navi... and we're swooping in to pick Pandora clean.


    The shitstorm and trolling will be worth it.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:59 No.10400876

    Theres one running at /m/ right now though.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)02:59 No.10400880
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    Wait, aren't you dead?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:59 No.10400881
    "Dude, she's your younger sister."
    "But I'm only seventeen myself!"
    "Did I say younger, I mean errrrrr younger looking sister. She's 22."
    "Why does she still visit kindergarden if she's 22 for god's sake?"
    "She's a teacher."
    <Stick Penis in sister's: []mouth []vag00 []pooper>
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:59 No.10400882
    Actually, we're going with "sometimes you don't have to fuck her hard" for Alicia. Converting a bitter former Demon Queen of Lust into our tsundere future wife requires a more delicate touch than we used with Felicia and Koyomi, or than we'd use on Samantha if Reggie wouldn't literally feed us our balls for doing so.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)02:59 No.10400883

    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:00 No.10400890
    I think the age of consent over there is 14...
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:00 No.10400903
    He came back from the dead just to read Maid Quest.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:01 No.10400906
    Ive actually rather enjoyed the Disney arc.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:01 No.10400908
    That's the best description of a twenty-something Japanese woman that I've ever seen.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:01 No.10400914
    Oh.. well not one for reading /m/ myself. Maybe I should check that out then.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:01 No.10400919

    Yes, but he rose to godhood right after that.

    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:01 No.10400921

    Magick dopplegangers.

    Enter all 3. trollface.jpg
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:02 No.10400924
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    I DIE?
    didn't see that coming
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:02 No.10400929
    Well, if our main character came back from hell twice, Kamina can definitely manage a resurrection.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:02 No.10400931

    By the same token, I'm a total Disneyfag, so this has been one of the most fun aspects of the quest.

    There's a lot for people to like here, which is why it draws so many fans. It's really one of the more three dimensional quests out there, despite it starting off as pure fapfiction.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:03 No.10400950
    is megacorp quest a continuation of the old corp quest?

    cause that shit was also awesome, and also done by plasma
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:03 No.10400955

    Not a continuation. But it is by plasma.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:03 No.10400957
    Plasma is doing a new quest?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:05 No.10400971
    I guess the reason I don't really like the disney arc is because my grandparents lived in Florida, and when my family visited them every year we would go there

    so, I've seen it all, it's lost it's appeal
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:08 No.10401013
    I was hoping Plasma was going to do that Rogue Trader quest he was talking about doing prior to starting MegaCorp or try to continue Deity of Logic.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:08 No.10401029
    Deity of Logic?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)03:09 No.10401041
    Anyway, off to bed now, but I'll give you guys a hint for the later quest, when it does restart:

    The Silver Key that you got from Hell will cause a massive shift in the nature of the world. So don't use it lightly.

    The Iron Key that you got from PUSH can be used on any door and opens into a pocket dimension. What is in that pocket dimension. . . you'll find out.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:09 No.10401042
    its not a continuation but just basically corp quest on a galactic scale, you can find them in the archives.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:10 No.10401043
    I think its the departure from the dramatic framework. As is we're supposed to use it to seduce Alicia, but that's our only goal. The only thing we really have to do.

    I think the meeting Walt interlude was a good idea, but it didn't lead to any conflict (not as in he should've been an enemy, but he didn't have anything to do, just gave us a resource and provided a neat backdrop).

    Just feels like without something to 'do' this section might fall flat and require a timeskip, which would be a shame as there's definitely some material here. One of my favorite last trip reports from a game was someone doing a Disneyland Zombie Apocalypse scenario, and while ridiculous, it seemed to work well.

    I really think Disney's cheating death could come in here interestingly, perhaps some demon notices and decides its time he make his pact with the devil. While we're tricked into fighting them off to keep Alicia safe?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:10 No.10401044

    13 for women.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:11 No.10401066

    He ran one session of it a while ago. I think I'm the only one that remembers it though. I've asked him about it in other threads, he says he wasn't prepared for how deep the players were going to make this when they decided to be the god of logic so he stopped it.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:12 No.10401067

    >> The Mostly Complete Abridged History of MaidQuest Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:12 No.10401074
    Fa/tg/uy inherits a shitty beach house, a huge fortune, an awesome butler (Reginald) and his maid daughter (Samantha), and a demonic contract involving your soul and sex with maids.

    Then the maid hires a trap, Kat(harine), who everyone loves. Then she hires Alicia and Felicia, who turn out to be the contracted demon and her familiar. The demon kills you. You go to hell.

    Then you troll your way out of hell and your contract, and enslave Alicia to you via the power of LAW. You recover a paladin, Jehanne, and TrollHammer 40k FemMarine Carmine. Felicia joins you cause she's a horny kitty. Speaking of which, you have sex with her.

    Then you hire a science officer (Koyomi) to inspect the alien sphere you discovered in the back of the alien's van where Samantha got molested by aliens (at your prodding [prod, lol]) at an earlier date. You proceed to have sex with said science officer while she's distracted with glorious Xenotechnology.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:13 No.10401085
    "I'm rich, and I need a yacht." So you quest for one. And find one. Except a giant squid is in possession of it. As a ploy, you trick it into tentacle-groping bro-trap Kat, which displeases both parties involved. Moreso since Kat nearly dies. You knifefuck that cunting squid and make that boat yours.

    Katharine is struck by the incurable diseases known as Mental-trauma-brought-on-by-rejection-from-a-tentacle-monster-and-near-death-experience-itis and Lovesickness, and feels like ass because that would make him a homo-tranny, which makes both you and him feel uncomfortable. That, and he almost died. Alicia attempts to fix this (forced by contract) by magically making your bro into a non-tranny and stealing his love away. Many angers were had.

    Side effect of stealing something, is that something becomes the property of the thief. Alicia gains a seed of love. Anon decides to capitalize on this.

    Oh yeah, while you were in hell, Jehanne admitted that she became a paladin because she's a total nympho. Of course. SEX IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR WANTING IT. NOW GO KILL SOME DEMONS IN HELL FOR ME. So, around this point, you convince her to switch gods from Bahamut to the Goddess of Love Whose Name Escapes Me Right Now.

    "Hey, finishing with that alien sphere, need a cyclotron lol." And thusly Black Mesa makes a house call to help Koyomi. And by "help Koyomi" I actually mean cause trouble. I don't remember this part of the quest well because I didn't like it that much. However, Carmine gains a Commissar outfit as Goshujin-Sama attempts to flesh her out better. It doesn't take that well, and verily, He was frustrated.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:14 No.10401101
    Chapter XVII: In Which Pooh Attempts to Fix Katharine's Love Issue
    So he goes to hell in a handbasket with Alicia to get a burst of power so she can undo her fuck-up. Problem is, she's a weak former Queen with a lot of angry demons after her head. She goes there with MC, and attempts to do a heroic sacrifice. But we're the main character, WE'RE the ones who do the heroic sacrificing around here. And thusly we do. And go to hell again.

    Problem is, Alicia kicks it right after, nullifying the whole thing. Anon gets mad, until we realize that with our body, the invading demons could have been all MUDOON, RECARM, MUDOON, RECARM for as long as they wanted. So she threw herself in there to give a better target. And so they raped and brutalized her instead (Fun fact: She regained her hymen when she lost her powers before, because she changed to a little girl body). IT IS AROUND THIS POINT THAT YOU DISCOVER THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY A SORCERER. You troll your way out of captivity again, then take off on a bat out of hell to the mansion.

    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:14 No.10401111
    After the most INCREDIBLE BATTLE EVER, you awaken in your room to discover that Samantha is an insane bisexual sadistic dominatrix. Yes, that Samantha, the mild-mannered, slightly quirky daughter Normally, you would find this awesome and bone her, but again, she is the daughter of the scariest man in the world. And you promised to beat her dad in 1 on 1 combat before you can marry her anyway. So you settle for magically making her your sub and giving her orgasms via direct stimulation of the womb.

    Then you go to Disneyland with Alicia, because when you think disgraced succubus queens, you think Disneyland. After abusing your powers of LITTLE GIRL CUSTODIAN, you nearly get hijacked for being a pedo. Then you make your intended captors feel bad about themselves. Then you meet up with the Immortal God-Magician Walter Elias Disney and have dinner. Then curl up and have a relaxing non-sexytime with Alicia.

    Then WAIT A MINUTE I FORGOT TO MENTION THE BUTLER THIS ENTIRE STREAM OF POSTS. Suffice to say, he is made of "Here's your tea sir," and "Oh dear, I do believe you stepped on that landmine I placed there so that you may step on it. Terribly sorry." Do not fuck with him.

    And that's it so far.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)03:15 No.10401126
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    >> Balancesheet !!8YCJ2hR2egG 06/10/10(Thu)03:16 No.10401133

    Well, it is fairly accurate.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:17 No.10401145
    I though Alicia was captured by the demons, not killed.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:18 No.10401162
    Aww... he likes. I made it while you were banned, to vent my frustration and to make me feel like I've contributed to the quest in some way.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:18 No.10401164

    She got sent to hell. Either way works.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:18 No.10401166
    Is there some deeper meaning to the way you name your pictures?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:18 No.10401167
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    That was nifty. Now we can just post this whenever someone asks what the quest is about.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:19 No.10401177
    i know i can find them in the archives

    i was just wondering what precisely it was before i spent the next 80 hours reading archived quest threads
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:21 No.10401209

    His HDD failed and the recovery program named them all that way?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)03:21 No.10401210
    Hard Drive Crash recently. I haven't been arsed to rename my damn pics.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:21 No.10401216

    HDD FailMind
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:23 No.10401230

    Koyomi's nerd-based filename/tag OCD disapproves.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:24 No.10401253
    Thank you very much.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:25 No.10401266
    >> Balancesheet !!8YCJ2hR2egG 06/10/10(Thu)03:26 No.10401272
    So, uh, any plan on dropping CARMINE in hell again?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:26 No.10401285

    No, we're turning her into a sexy commissar.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:27 No.10401295

    Here is Megacorp, sirrah.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:28 No.10401310
    thank ye good sir
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:28 No.10401312
    there's only six so far so its an easy read.
    >> Balancesheet !!8YCJ2hR2egG 06/10/10(Thu)03:29 No.10401339

    So, uh, she'll shoot us if we don't go along with what she wants.

    I can see how well this is going to work.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:30 No.10401354

    No, we dominate her, take the gun and sodomize her with it.

    Delicious fun.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)03:30 No.10401356
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    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:31 No.10401365
    No, we have to sodomize her with our ass cannon.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:31 No.10401375

    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:32 No.10401377
    No, she'll have to stand "attention" for our commissarial "inspection".
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:32 No.10401378
    her shoes end in sticks?
    the fuck is this shit?
    anyways, getting a pirate maid would be badass
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)03:32 No.10401381
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    I have to admit, I'm surprised that the fags in the threads haven't been doing more rape-an. I figured you guys would be raepin left and right.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:32 No.10401383

    Is that like an indirect kiss?

    Of the butt-kind?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:33 No.10401393

    She has a penis?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:33 No.10401397
    /tg/ is a gentleman
    we only publicly masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:34 No.10401417

    We haven't found someone rape-worthy. Everyone so far has been prime for brotastic casual sex, trolling or tender loving, but no-one's proven to be rape tier just yet.

    Also Gentleman Asshole.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:35 No.10401431
    the fuck do you mean rape worthy?
    I'm going to stay away from you now...
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)03:36 No.10401450
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    I must be doing it wrong, then.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:36 No.10401454

    Someone like a sexy yet hateful feminazi bitch with few to no redeemng features. That needs a good raping.

    Currently, our maids are too awesome to do that too.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:36 No.10401456
    Nah, we may be a troll, but we're not an inelegant one. Everything we do has a purpose and is well timed.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:36 No.10401459
    No, she to stand stiff as a board while we cover every inch of her body with our semen.
    Are you really that bad at metaphors?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/10/10(Thu)03:37 No.10401468
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    And on that note, pic related. Good night.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:38 No.10401485

    No, my mind is just twisted by the prevalence of futa and traps. Accursed long-term 4chan exposure.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:39 No.10401501
    Only futa and traps? That's nothing, come back when you have more disturbing fetishes.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:39 No.10401513

    I never said those were the only things. I just mentioned them because they were the most directly relevant to that phrase.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:40 No.10401522
    My mind has gone exactly the other way, all penes are subconsciously removed from all pictures. It can be confusing, but I think it's better that way.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:40 No.10401534

    So do you mistake yourself for a flat girl when you look down?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:41 No.10401544
    This is a good idea. For Jehanne. For Carmine, I think a more traditional RAPE THE MAID is in order.

    But yeah, I'd love to see SOMETHING sexy done with Jehanne when we get back to the house.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:42 No.10401557
    I imagine the Carmine scene going down after we argue about something trivial then suddenly ANGRY sex.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:43 No.10401567

    Collect all the dripping vaginal juices from the full-body bukkake in a bowl and have her drink it?
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:43 No.10401573

    Sounds about right.


    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:43 No.10401579
    Sadly, this only works with pictures and movies. Dicks still apply in real life.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:49 No.10401664
    have you learned the instant gaze aversion technique yet?

    that one allows me to see penises when i'm actually prepared to (like porn) but when i don't want to see them i avoid looking at them the instant they hit my peripheral vision
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:51 No.10401709
    I think every boy learns that a gym class.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:53 No.10401742
    So did I, but you still see people here getting trolled by penis images, so it looks like it didn't really take.
    >> Anonymous 06/10/10(Thu)03:55 No.10401766
    Goshujin, I just want to offer my two cents.

    I hadn't been on /tg/ specifically -- or 4chan at all -- for nearly a year when I dropped in a couple weeks ago. I saw a Maid Quest thread, peeked in out of curiosity, and ended up participating.

    I follow the twitter feed. I get involved when I can. This game is the only thing that has brought me to the board at all since the first day I saw it.

    You're one of the better GMs I've played with, a solid writer, and the source of the only thing on the chans I give half a crap about anymore.

    I just wanted to put all that out there.

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