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    474 KB Goshujin-Sama 06/08/10(Tue)22:52 No.10373572  
    You know what? Fuck Tyranids. Incoming Maid Quest once I finish this zoanthrope.
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    First Chapter: Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/

    Most Recent Chapter: Part Some fucking thing: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10331618/

    If you want to find the rest, they should be tagged "Maid Quest" on the archive.


    If you're pathetic enough to follow this fucking shit on twitter, it's at http://twitter.com/maidquesttg


    You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

    1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
    2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.

    At least, that's the basic idea. Things have gotten confused since then.

    Alien Repair Bots
    Reticulan Combat Android in a Sphere
    Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery
    Silver Key
    Occult Book
    Alicia's Locket, containing Kat's Love

    --Your Costumes:--
    Magician (Magic Missile, Shield, Ritual Magic)
    Bloodline Sorcerer (Reality Warping)

    --Unassigned Costumes:--
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/08/10(Tue)23:12 No.10374030
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    --Mansion Status:--
    Facilities: Beachfront property, Huge Yacht ("Kat"), Secret Passages (Connects Master Bedroom to Maid Quarters).
    Kitchen: Average (3 of 5) -> Quest: HIRE A CHEF
    Decor: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
    Gardens: Average (3 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
    Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
    Beach: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID

    DEFENSES: Being worked on by 1 Maid and 1 Butler

    Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted)

    Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE - Boon Activated - TROLLED

    Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd. (Warm) - SEXED

    - Costume Option: Sexy Commissar - Changes her type from ANGRY/ANGRY to Sexy/ANGRY
    - Costume Add-on: Blood Splatter - Causes Fear upon dealing damage to an enemy.

    Kristopher, formerly Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Distant)

    Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED

    Jehanne, the paladin of Bahamut (Devoted) - SEXED

    Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust. (Warm)

    75 XP

    It is noon of Day 16 of 30. You are at Walt Disney World with an evil demoness who has claimed she wants to kill you. Currently, she's dressed like Alice in Wonderland with the Mad Hatter's Hat on.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:14 No.10374079
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    >OP AGAIN posts plane thread earlier today

    >riding a "feels good man" groove tonight


    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:16 No.10374125
    Well well well. Let's start the day by hitting the whole Universal Studios thing. I hear that they've got a great COMEDY routine there, of all things.
    >> Seriously, what the fuck? this fucking zoanthrope requires some fucking engineering degree Goshujin-Sama 06/08/10(Tue)23:18 No.10374171
    Okay, quick reminder: you're at Magic Kingdom for now, you've already done:

    Space Mountain
    Haunted Mansion
    Jungle Cruise
    Splash Mountain.

    Stay here, or go to a different park?
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:19 No.10374193
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    One wonders if the on-site restaurants pay their cooks worth a damn.... hmm. Leave the soulless Walt Disney corp to come work at a mansion stuffed full by smoking hot maids... hard sell?
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:19 No.10374202
    Animal Kingdom!
    We should go hunting!
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:19 No.10374208

    If we leave without doing Pirates of the Caribbean, we are soulless bastards.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:20 No.10374212
    but seriously though, Animal Kingdom is the best park.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:20 No.10374220

    ... so hit that up, at least, before doing Universal Studios.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:23 No.10374283
    What park is Pirates of the Caribbean?
    If it's this one lets do that. If not lets go to WK.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/08/10(Tue)23:23 No.10374294

    So after getting Alicia wearing an Alice in Wonderland outfit, you decide to get on Pirates of the Caribbean.

    Sadly, this ride doesn't use a Fast Pass, so you gotta wait in line. :(

    As you're standing there, waiting in line for the ride to continue, you hear some giggling and twittering up the line. Seems that a young married couple is looking back at you two and giggling as they whisper something to each other.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:23 No.10374297
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    >fucking engineering degree

    Try putting together a fucking P-61 Black Widow sometime. How the FUCK are you supposed to get a joystick that's 7 or 8mm wide glued into that tiny, tiny fucking slot? A single bead of modeling glue won't fit, alone, much less with the control stick in there.

    It's like trying to orchestrate pixie sex, FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:25 No.10374335
    I have an engineering degree, well, it's my major at least.

    try not to attract the attention of the young couple
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:27 No.10374366
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    >Come on /tg/ for a bit to browse
    >See Maid Quest thread
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:27 No.10374374
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    Look back at them and shrug.

    "Getting your ass kicked by your little sister is nothing to be ashamed of in my family. My grandmother once chased the ice-man six blocks with the ice pick when he called her a "god-damned foreigner." I got off light, considering."
    >> If it's plastic cement, try putting the glue on a paper towel and wiping it on the part. Goshujin-Sama 06/08/10(Tue)23:28 No.10374397
    See subject line.

    You try not to attract the attention of the young couple, who continue to watch you and giggle. Alicia doesn't seem to notice: at the very least, she's standing there proudly with her chin raised and looking up at the decorations. Not one for conversation, that Alicia.

    > Nosy Tourists 3+: Box Cars

    Sadly, the couple don't seem to get that you're being antisocial. They move back in line a few places and say, "Excuse me, but can I take a picture of your daughter, please?"
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:31 No.10374444

    Smile, and say "She's my little sister, actually, so I'll need her permission or she'll cut my brake lines."
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:32 No.10374470
    Look to Alicia. Assuming she does give us a nasty look tell them "sure".
    >> The Emperor's Puckered Ass !!9z23VPHrCcB 06/08/10(Tue)23:34 No.10374514
    >Come on /tg

    >See yet another cancer thread.
    >> Also, any ideas for weighting the base of this thing? It's so top heavy. Goshujin-Sama 06/08/10(Tue)23:35 No.10374538

    You look over at Alicia

    > Affection check

    Alicia shrugs at you. "I don't see why anyone would want a picture of me, but I guess if they really want one, I'd allow it."

    The couple giggle at each other. "Oh, such big words! She's so smart for her age!" One of them reaches over and pinches Alicia's cheek.

    She looks like the Queen of England might if some random hobo came into the throne room and farted in her face. You see her face slowly start to turn red, and her little fists clench, the sure signs of an incoming temper tantrum.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:35 No.10374539
    eh, maid quest is pretty good usually
    actually, the sex is the worst part I'd say
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:36 No.10374558
    ok, calm her down before the Disney security forces notice her and try to capture her for research
    >> The Emperor's Puckered Ass !!9z23VPHrCcB 06/08/10(Tue)23:36 No.10374559

    >Implying that makes any difference.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:36 No.10374574
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    Keep it up, we get XP for stuff like that.
    >> I'll be honest. I don't much like writing the sex scenes either, but the fucking perverts demand it Goshujin-Sama 06/08/10(Tue)23:38 No.10374592
    > +5 XP bonus for Imperial Butthurt. New Total is 80xp

    See subject.


    Affection check! For this one I need one of you fuckers to roll 1d6, first result wins it.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:39 No.10374620
    rolled 1 = 1

    for great justice
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:39 No.10374627
    rolled 3 = 3


    Woo hoo. Slow enough for once I get to roll.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:40 No.10374639
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    >> Harmless 06/08/10(Tue)23:40 No.10374652
    rolled 4 = 4

    Well I don't mind the sex scenes, but I would not mind fade to black either.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:40 No.10374656
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    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:41 No.10374661
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    I'm sorry
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/08/10(Tue)23:42 No.10374680
    "Now, now, Alicia," you say, putting your hands on her shoulders. "Why don't you smile for the nice lady?" You say, grinning.

    Probably the wrong thing to say. Alicia raises an eyebrow at you and sneers. "I am a Demon Queen of Lust! If you really think that I would allow such. . . such. . . insolence, towards me, from a mere MORTAL, you are sadly mistaken!" she snaps.

    There is a stunned moment of silence. The young couple stare at Alicia with open mouths. The man drops his camera: it swings from its neckstrap and thumps against his stomach.
    >> The Emperor's Puckered Ass !!9z23VPHrCcB 06/08/10(Tue)23:42 No.10374683
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:42 No.10374691
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:43 No.10374701
    Try to play it off as a joke.
    >> Harmless 06/08/10(Tue)23:43 No.10374711
    Well fuck...
    How much to magic everyone so they did not know that just happened?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/08/10(Tue)23:43 No.10374712
    Cunning Check. First Roll does it.

    > Trollface.jpg
    >> Harmless 06/08/10(Tue)23:44 No.10374724
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/08/10(Tue)23:47 No.10374774

    "Ah hahahahaha!" you laugh. "Kids these days, so demanding, they grow up so fast. Alicia, apologize to these nice people!"

    > Alicia Cunning Check: 12

    Alicia suddenly closes her mouth and turns white, realizing what she just said. "My. . . my apologies," she says to the young tourist couple. "I was. . . ahahahahahah!" she laughs nervously.

    The couple stare, then they start to laugh too, then the entire line is laughing, then, very suddenly, it becomes very quiet. There is an awkward silence as no one looks at each other, and everyone avoids looking at you.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:48 No.10374799
    Could've been worse...

    Let's get on this fecking ride already.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:49 No.10374815
    Being fair, children joke about that sort of shit all the time.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/08/10(Tue)23:50 No.10374836

    After a few minutes, you head to the front of the ride, and you are waiting in line to get on the boats.

    As you stand there waiting for your turn, Alicia tugs on your sleeve. "Hey, idiot," she whispers. "Look over there."

    You glance over at where she is pointing. There are a couple of Disney Employees. . . sorry, CAST MEMBERS (lol Disney) standing off to one side of the boat. You see one of them put something in his pocket: something yellow and black and plastickey.

    You notice they are very pointedly not looking at you or Alicia, but they are talking to each other.

    Also, all of them seem to be big, burly, and bald.
    >> The Emperor's Puckered Ass !!9z23VPHrCcB 06/08/10(Tue)23:51 No.10374844
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:51 No.10374848
    How old does Alicia look anyways?
    >> Harmless 06/08/10(Tue)23:51 No.10374856
    You've heard children claim they are a demon queen of lust...?
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:52 No.10374871
    a taser?
    how are we at unarmed combat, and do we have out ass cannon?
    >> The Emperor's Puckered Ass !!9z23VPHrCcB 06/08/10(Tue)23:53 No.10374890

    My cousin used to say that all the time. Now he's a she.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/08/10(Tue)23:54 No.10374904
    About 12 or thirteen. Fairly young. Clearly underage.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:54 No.10374912
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/08/10(Tue)23:55 No.10374927
    You are Athletics 4, which is quite good, and you have hand-to-hand training.

    You could draw your ass-cannon, but opening fire at Disneyland is kinda certain to ruin your entire trip.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:56 No.10374934
    Complement Alicia on being sharp-eyed. Proceed with activities as normal, until the employees show signs of preparing to ruin our day.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:56 No.10374957
    Yellow, black and plastickey... Alicia have any idea on what that is because I'm drawing a blank atm.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:57 No.10374964

    its a civvie taser
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:58 No.10374976

    When I was 10 or so I thought I was Peter Fucking Pan.

    ... of course, Peter Pan wasn't the Lost Boy of *Lust.* That might be a problem.
    >> The Emperor's Puckered Ass !!9z23VPHrCcB 06/08/10(Tue)23:58 No.10374977

    Methamphetamines, and a lot of bad makeup.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/08/10(Tue)23:58 No.10374992
    > Fairly obviously a tazer.

    You nod to Alicia. "Good eyes," you say softly. "Keep an eye open."

    As you get on the boat, the cast member turns to you and, rather nervously, says, "Excuse me, sir, but we're short on room. Would you mind sitting in a row behind your. . . umm. . . daughter?" As he says this, you see his eyes flicker towards the goon squad.

    Glancing over at the boat, you realize that there are a large number of large burly bald men in the boat as well, in the two rows you and Alicia are being asked to sit in, separately.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/10(Tue)23:59 No.10375005
    that's still a "he"
    fucking got me all excited for a second there
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:00 No.10375023
    offer the burly bald men $100 a piece to fight on our side.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:00 No.10375027

    I like this vote. Perhaps we might consider catching the eye of the security dudes and giving them a knowing wink.

    You know what? Let's blow this joint. Pirates of the Caribbean isn't THAT great; I never understood what gave it such cult appeal. And the other two parks are loads better; if Alica doesn't warm to animals, there's always MGM grand and it's medley of attractions.

    More to the point, we are NOT going into dark tunnels with these fuckers lurking.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:01 No.10375052
    ... Bah, roll with it. Unless Alicia has something to say about it.
    >> Harmless 06/09/10(Wed)00:01 No.10375055
    "he" and "she" are based on gender. Not sex.
    Offer to let the next 2 people on the boat in our place. Say we will take the next one.
    Be ready to run.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:02 No.10375063
    "We'll wait, thank you. I'm sure some of the people behind me wouldn't mind taking the seats?" And look behind us.
    >> Abaddon 06/09/10(Wed)00:02 No.10375067

    better idea
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    "Oh dear, look at the time, I forgot to call Reginald and tell him not to hot-load the .308 rounds for next weeks match. No cell reception in there, we had better skip this one."
    >> The Emperor's Puckered Ass !!9z23VPHrCcB 06/09/10(Wed)00:03 No.10375075

    I'm not about to tell a methfiend otherwise. "She's" got priors for assault as it is.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:03 No.10375088
    Are we going with the daughter view or are we going to say sister?
    Regardless, I concur with saying we'll wait. Perhaps say she doesn't like being alone with strangers/apart from us in public.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:04 No.10375090
    "Sister. And... Alicia, do you want to split up, or should we wait for the next one, or go somewhere else?"
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    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:04 No.10375102
    "I'm sorry, my sister can get scared in the dark, you guys go ahead I'll catch the next boat."
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)00:05 No.10375132

    "Well, we'll wait, then," you say. "We'll let the next two people in line take our. . ."

    "CODE NABOKOV, CODE NABOKOV!" one of the bald men shout. He pulls the taser and fires it at you.

    > Athletics: 24 vs 3.

    You easily avoid the taser shot. The leads miss, hit a bald guy coming up behind you, and zap him. He pisses his pants and falls down, twitching.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:06 No.10375148
    well, best of luck with that
    sounds like you have a boss battle coming up
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:08 No.10375180
    > I'll be honest. I don't much like writing the sex scenes either,

    you fucking LIE.

    anyway, if you don't there'll be fanfiction of it and it'll be x1000 times worse. happened in vampire bride quest too.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:08 No.10375185
    "Code Nabokov? What the fuck are you talking about?"
    >> The Emperor's Puckered Ass !!9z23VPHrCcB 06/09/10(Wed)00:09 No.10375190

    I keep hitting the reset button, but the game still sucks.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:09 No.10375193
    We can't make a ruckus. At least not a hostile one, otherwise it'll look like we caused shit. As long as it's obvious we're not causing this we might be okay. Besides that, I think it's time we escape from these over zealous employees into the crowd behind us mayhaps?
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:09 No.10375195
    take Alicia and run into the ride
    try to find a Cutless
    if we're going to have a fight here, we're doing it the RIGHT way
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:09 No.10375204
    "'Code Nabokov'? Who TALKS like that?"
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:10 No.10375232
    Time to bolt?
    >> Abaddon 06/09/10(Wed)00:10 No.10375234

    Jesus this party is gettin crazy
    >> Harmless 06/09/10(Wed)00:10 No.10375235
    As much as running is a sensible idea.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)00:11 No.10375242

    "Code Nabokov? What the fuck are you talking about?"

    > Cunning Check: 15 vs 15, ties go to you.

    "Shut it, you goddamn pedo!" one of the bald guys yells. "We're not letting you feel up some girl in the dark on this ride! DROP ON THE GROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD, MOTHERFUCKER!"

    There is an audible gasp, and you see every parent in line put their hands over their kids' ears.
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    Point at the nearest goon squad and shout "OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN" and then run like a motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:11 No.10375258
    just looked it up
    he wrote "lolita"
    the code must be refering to Alicia

    I think they think we are Pedophiles
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:12 No.10375277
    Can we attempt make a cunning to lie our way our of this one?
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:13 No.10375289
    well, that was a bit late
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:13 No.10375298
    Just a straight, flat, "what."
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:14 No.10375308
    Good work, a little late, but good work.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)00:14 No.10375312
    Seems like a tossup between talk your way out and run for it.

    VOTE NAO! Five minutes
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:15 No.10375329
    I vote we talk our way out of this, if we don't they'll be harassing us for the rest of the trip. There's no point in being here if she's not having fun.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:16 No.10375338
    Talk out of it. Cops will chase runners down.
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    Talk our way out of it.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:17 No.10375359
    Talk it out while moving into a position where we can easily escape if diplomacy doesn't work.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:17 No.10375360
    Cunning our way out of this. The trip will be ruined if we're on the run unless you really think we can survive the rest of the trip in constantly changing disguises and such.
    >> Trooper Grey !E9uGlXeUYI 06/09/10(Wed)00:17 No.10375364

    Also, have Alicia go apeshit on them. Summoning ZOMBIE GOASTS.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:17 No.10375374
    Talk: "How can you act this way! Wait, wait, don't cry Alicia! I'm sure the Disneyland employee didn't mean to swear like that in front of all these children!"
    >> This Zoanthrope was made in 1999. That's 11 years ago. This makes me feel old. Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)00:17 No.10375377
    Cunning Check. Roll 1d6 :) Roll well.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:18 No.10375388
    rolled 3 = 3

    Here goes nothing.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:18 No.10375394
    Talk it out. We've got Cunning, let's put it to use. And running means we've got security ruining our vacation.

    "Now, now, good sirs, certainly this is all a grave misunderstanding? I'm simply escorting my little sister. Nothing unusual about that, is there?"
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:19 No.10375405
    rolled 3 = 3

    lets do this.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:20 No.10375419
    Talk. While we talk, Alicia subtly grows slightly taller to look older, just in case.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)00:21 No.10375440

    > Your total: 12
    > Opposing total: 9

    The guards hesitate and glance at each other as you berate them for their language, then they look sheepishly at the parents.

    Alicia bawls and tugs at your sleeve. "Big bwotha, they're scaaaaawing meeee!" she whimpers.

    "See!? Now you made her cry! My darling little sister, the only family I have left in this world!" You drop to one knee and hug Alicia tightly, then stroke her hair. "There there, Alicia, don't cry, these men aren't bad people. . ."

    "Quit hamming it up so much, you're a shitty actor," Alicia whispers in your ear.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:21 No.10375445
    For all those saying "talk," I implore you to at least seek a more favorable tactical position before doing so. In a way that boosts our credibility.

    Such as trashing some goon shit while shouting "NO! NOBODY WILL EVER HURT MY LITTLE SISTER AGAIN!"

    You see, we're trying to reconnect with our little sister after she was... well, she was attacked by Pedobear, and it injured her mind. And now, bringing her to Disneyworld to try and immerse her in childhood innocence, we were attacked.

    And now we are SO going to sue their asses off. Bad enough for our little sister to be... be.. VIOLATED... but the Magic Kingdom has to stomp on her one dream? Motherfuckers!
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:21 No.10375447
    Spend XP if we fuck it up. I don't really want people to be bothering us about this for the rest of the trip.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:22 No.10375471
    >"Quit hamming it up so much, you're a shitty actor," Alicia whispers in your ear.
    Counter-whisper: "And you're not?"
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:24 No.10375510
    Right, now it's time to act angry that they're ruining our sisters vacation and annoying a paying visitor to their park.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)00:24 No.10375513

    > Cunning roll: 24 vs 15 O.o

    "You're no Lawrence Olivier," you whisper back, then picking up Alicia in your arms, you lean towards one of the guards and whisper, "Look. . . I uhhh. . . didn't want to say anything. . . but the truth is, she. . . Alicia, she was once. . ." you choke up. "There was this bear, and he. . . he touched her. . .inappropriately. . . I brought her. . . here because before our parents died, she loved this place. . . but you. . . you're making her remember. . ."

    Alicia wails and buries her face in your shoulder. "Big BWAAAAVAAAAAA! These men look wike the BEAAAAAAR!"
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:26 No.10375546

    "Ain't stupid if it works; now let's get on the damn ride."
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:26 No.10375563
    We just made the loli demoness cry for her Onii-sama.

    Is this awesome? (Y/N)
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:28 No.10375587
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    I WOULD say we're going to hell, but... yeah.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:28 No.10375598
    Maybe next summer.
    >> Abaddon 06/09/10(Wed)00:30 No.10375624

    been there done that and got the post card
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)00:31 No.10375641
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    Long story short, the guards let you pass and you get on the damn ride. Front row, all by yourselves.

    It's decently fun, although the ride's been a bit shittier since they kept adding the faggot on the left to it.

    Alicia seems to really enjoy it, though you suspect her enjoyment is more due to the fact that you guys just epically trolled the Walt Disney Corporation, more than the ride itself.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:32 No.10375667
    Insult Depp all you want, but Jack Sparrow is awesome.
    In the first movie at least, and that's the important one.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:33 No.10375675
    We forgot something, in all our trolling last session:

    Sometimes, instead of trolls trolling trolls, trolls should just troll together.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:33 No.10375678
    Dude, that Jack Sparrow robotic contraption they have in there is way too lifelike. Half of the others are like thirty years old so compared to him they look jarringly bad.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:34 No.10375693
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    >though you suspect her enjoyment is more due to the fact that you guys just epically trolled the Walt Disney Corporation, more than the ride itself.



    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:34 No.10375704

    And there was no feeling up in the ride?
    >> Jack Sparrow was good in the movies and should have stayed there Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)00:35 No.10375728
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    I don't know, is there?
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:36 No.10375751
    I think we should visit one of the go cart attractions then head to a restaurant to find some lunch.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:36 No.10375759
    >subject line

    I agree.
    >> Abaddon 06/09/10(Wed)00:36 No.10375761

    that is creepy
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:37 No.10375787
    No. No feeling up. That would be entirely inappropriate at this time.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:38 No.10375793
    I would probably improve the troll if, after arguing Walt Disney Corporation into agreeing that we are not in fact planning to feel up the apparently-underage girl, we proceeded to in fact feel up the apparently-underage girl.

    I'd be worried about secret cameras, but the robot last thread demonstrated that the people running things here are aware of the details of the situation and don't mind.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:38 No.10375813
    some of them at least
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:38 No.10375814
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    Nah. Just hand-holding. If she goes for that.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:40 No.10375844
    Doctor Who poster?

    Not bad.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:40 No.10375853

    Or we can seat her on our lap. :D
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:43 No.10375926

    Looks innocent from a distance, but daa-ng, don't we know better :D

    On the other hand, she'll probably punch and tell us to "save that shit for the View." She'd be right, let's save it for the View. This is the white-knight in us; showing the Demon that she can reclaim her humanity, be loved and love in return.

    ... well, whenever we're not trolling the living fuck out of her and everybody else, that is.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:43 No.10375929
    Let's leave the feeling up until we get back to the hotel room. Let's just enjoy the fucking ride.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:44 No.10375946
    she's a demon, she's making new humanity
    there is none to reclaim
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)00:45 No.10375982

    Your inner troll asserts itself. . . at one point in the ride, you do put your hand on Alicia's lap and slide it up her thigh towards her. . .

    She digs her fingernails into the back of your hand. "Security Cameras," she mutters, "and someone's watching."

    Looking up, you see a very lifelike. . . too lifelike. . . large, bald, and burly pirate standing on the bridge staring down at you. He doesn't seem to have noticed the hand on the knee, though. . .
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:46 No.10375998
    ... Ooookay, stop it.

    Just point and laugh at the animatronics, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:47 No.10376015
    point at bald pirate
    say "wow, that's an ugly one"
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:47 No.10376026
    Move hand away and enjoy the ride.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:48 No.10376037
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    Look right at the large, burly "robot" pirate, squint your eyes, and mutter quietly "... that's the ugliest animatronic I've ever seen."

    AFTER you take your goddamn hand off the loli.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:48 No.10376046
    point at him and say "AHAHAHAHA i think they fucked that one up!"
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:49 No.10376063
    Snicker. "What trouble I'd get into, without you looking after me!"
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)00:49 No.10376066

    So the ride is over. . . and as you get off, you see a tall young man wearing a Jack Sparrow outfit standing at the exit.

    He indicates the two of you and says, "Come with me." He turns and starts to walk away, towards a nondescript door in the wall. It is unlabeled.

    He takes a key from the scarlet sash on his waist and opens the door, waiting for you to respond.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:50 No.10376087
    make some relevant quote from Pirates of the Carribean
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:50 No.10376095
    ask "why?"
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    And after this, nudge Alica and say "See that one? That's what real pirates looked like; capable of ripping your head off and punting it across the ship. They ought to make six of him and replace all the Sparrow bots."

    Credit is where credit's due.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:52 No.10376131
    Oh shit, looks like we're going into the secrete underground Disney complex. Watch out for robotic spider Walt Disney.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:52 No.10376132

    "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no". "
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:53 No.10376141

    Ask why, politely. There's a chance Alica is being offered THE VIP EXPERIENCE because of her Tragic Pedobear Experience; and to keep the Rich Man From Suing Like The Litigation God.

    If not... what does it cost to cast Sense Goons Waiting In Ambush Inside The Tunnel?
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:53 No.10376145

    This can only end badly. Well, might as well get it over with.

    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)00:54 No.10376170
    > "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no". "

    "Ahahahaha. . . yeah, I've never heard that one before," the fake Sparrow mutters. "Don't worry, we got the whole thing worked out. The Man wishes to have lunch with you and your. . . sister," he says, looking at Alicia significantly.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:55 No.10376184

    Will robotic spiders be involved in any way?
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:56 No.10376214
    Which man? The CEO? The Founder? Mickey Mouse?
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:57 No.10376238
    Out of curiousity, did the key the guy use look like the key we got earlier when Alicia traded her hat away?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)00:57 No.10376246

    In response to your questions, the goon simply opens the door and says, "The Man."

    The door now leads downwards into darkness.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:57 No.10376253
    "Well, how can we possibly refuse someone so important that you can't even use his name?"
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:58 No.10376255
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    >The Man

    AWESOME. Just... one thing.

    "Sure, but before we go, I should place a quick call."

    Call Reginald, give him a sit-rep on the situation, and tell him that if you don't reach him with a realtime voice communication in four hours or so and repeat to him the first serious question you ever asked him, that he may assume we're in distress and are in need of his company's services.

    That company being DYNAMIC ENTRY SOLUTIONS, INC.

    (The question we asked him was, "are you my uncle in disguise," natch.)
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:59 No.10376278
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    ... YOR.

    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:59 No.10376283

    Proceed with caution. Any spells with which can warn us of goonsquads without backlash?
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:59 No.10376286

    How about THE WOMAN?
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)00:59 No.10376287
    As long as he knows we're not Cuban children & drinking our blood won't help him keep living forever.

    Fucking crazy-ass Walt Disney.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:00 No.10376311
    Yor's world, he's the man!
    Yor's world, he's the man!
    Yor's world!

    Lost in the world of past
    with the echo of ancient blast
    There is a man from future, a man of mystery
    Yor's world!
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)01:00 No.10376312

    You do so. Reginald understands. "I shall have the helicopter ready at a moment's notice. If I may ask, however, young master, how is your trip with the young miss going? I do hope she is enjoying herself?"
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:00 No.10376314

    Also, do this.

    >>10376283 here.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:02 No.10376350

    She doesn't like rollercoasters. Who knew?
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:03 No.10376361
    "She's fine. We're having a blast down here. Are the girls being any trouble?"
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:03 No.10376364

    "Shes in Wonderland"
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:03 No.10376366
    >how is your trip with the young miss going?
    Adequately. Figuring things out. Trolling to do.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:03 No.10376381
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    "It started out a little rocky, but it's improving by the minute. Hence why I'm placing this call, if past experience is any guide."
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:04 No.10376396

    Oh, and this. We should see how things are going at home, briefly.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)01:05 No.10376411
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    You hear Reginald laugh. "It would seem the two of you are getting along well. I shall let you go now, then, young master. Enjoy the rest of your trip."

    Reginald hangs up, and you are led downstairs into a darkened hallway. About halfway through, the Jack Sparrow Wannabe bows and walks away, closing a door behind him.

    Two technicians walk up to you and Alicia and mist you both with antibiotics, then an ultraviolet ray is passed over both your bodies. Finally, you are allowed to pass through the final airlock and into. . . the CHAMBER

    Pic related, except instead of the Empra. . .it's UNCLE WALT.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:06 No.10376447
    Well that's not disturbing at all.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:07 No.10376465
    This, only actually say it.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:07 No.10376467

    Fact check:
    This would not be our previously-assumed-to-be-dead uncle would it?
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:08 No.10376479
    Walt Disney or is our uncle named Walt? If it's the ladder...

    "Somehow I'm not so surprised."
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:08 No.10376492
    Sec-er, thirding.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:08 No.10376495
    Assumed to be dead? We talked to spirit after we freed it from hell. He's definitely dead.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/09/10(Wed)01:09 No.10376503
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    Nope. It's Walter Elias Disney, father of Mickey Mouse.

    New Thread:
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:10 No.10376517

    Are you willing to assume that after all that shit we've been through?
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:10 No.10376538
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    Shit like this is why I read MaidQuest.

    "... I'll let you finish your greeting anon, but I must say that Tron was awesome."
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:11 No.10376558
    Yes I am since it was just confirmed by the post above you that I was correct.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:12 No.10376575

    No. We saw that uncle in Hell IIRC.
    >> Anonymous 06/09/10(Wed)01:19 No.10376719
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    While we bow to no man, beast or demon we give a nod of equals to The Man.

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