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    47 KB MAID QUEST PART WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS NOW. I THINK IT'S XXVI Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)02:32 No.10331618  
    Continued from >>10328969

    So after a long, and complicated series of events, you've wound up going to Disney World with your loli demoness maid. It's that kind of quest.

    This is Morning of Day 16 of 30, Day 1 of 3 of your trip. You have a few choices.

    1. Go to EPCOT center. This is kind of the futuristic-looking part of the park, with the big dome looking thing and an emphasis on world culture and on future technologies. It was originally intended to be a futuristic neighborhood, kinda like a world's faire, but that didn't work out.

    2. Go to Magic Kingdom. This is the DISNEY part of the park. It has the big castle and all the rides that people think of, mostly, when they think of Disney World.

    3. Hollywood Studios: Mostly stunt shows and things from the Touchstone side of the Disney Empire. Movie magic and shit like that.

    4. Animal Kingdom: Fuck Huge Zoo.

    Also there are water parks and beaches and shit. I dunno, this place is insane.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:33 No.10331635
    raep maid
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:34 No.10331638
    Explain to Alica the various aspects of the park and go to the one she is most excited/interested in first.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:34 No.10331643
    Let's go to the Zoo. Start off light.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:35 No.10331658
    I think we're on thread XXXV actually.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:35 No.10331666

    Alicia's choice.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:36 No.10331676
    This. We're here for her so we do what she wants. As simple as that.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:36 No.10331679
    Fuck this shit gets annoying.

    I don't even hate quests, quite the contrary. But this is shit and you should feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:36 No.10331681
    While she might look like a child she is really several hundred years old. That said, I'm not sure if she would care much about EPCOT. Hollywood and Magic Kingdom might interest. I think she'll like the beaches, waterparks, parks, and fair (yeah there's like ferris wheels and shit too) more.

    Ask her what she wants to do.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:37 No.10331686

    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:37 No.10331692
    yeah let her pick. be sure to feed her liberal amounts of delicious cotton candy and snow cones.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:37 No.10331697

    keep trolling! We get XP for it! :D
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)02:41 No.10331742
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    "Well, Alicia," you ask, over breakfast. "Now that we're here, what do you want to do?"

    Alicia pauses and considers. "Actually, I can't think of anything," she admits, as she sips at her orange juice. The restaurant you're at is a fairly nice one, and you can see various families in varying levels of tourist kitsch sitting down for the most important meal of the day before heading out to a long day of spending too much money at a corporately manufactured paradise. Alicia doesn't seem to notice much as she picks up a strip of bacon and munches on it. "You were the one who was ranting about this place and told me we had to come, you decide."

    "I just want to make sure you're having a good time."

    "I'm spending time away from those annoying fools back at the house, of course I'm having a good time," Alicia claims.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:41 No.10331751
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:42 No.10331759

    Well then. Roller coaster? ROLLER COASTER!
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:42 No.10331764
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    >> Harmless 06/07/10(Mon)02:43 No.10331771
    I vote for animal kingdom.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:43 No.10331777

    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:43 No.10331782

    She had a catgirl, she apparently likes animals. Zoo, then Magic Kingdom for the evening. After the evening is over have dinner at one of the nice spots near the MK and watch the nightly fireworks display together.

    After that we will see what's going down before deciding next.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:44 No.10331786




    THIS. Fuck the magic kingdom, beeline for wherever has the ROLLER COASTER.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:44 No.10331788
    "So, do you like Rollarcoasters?"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:45 No.10331800
    Sounds like a good plan. My votes for this.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:45 No.10331803
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:45 No.10331810
    You know Goshujin-Sama, we get a lot less trolls when you just don't tittle the threads. They don't seem to notice it's a quest and just ignore it.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:45 No.10331812
    Zoo, then the rollercoasters.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:46 No.10331815
    Oh, shit, I forgot about the roller coasters. Amusement park fro the morning/mid-day and then MK in the evening with dinner and fireworks and all as mentioned before.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:46 No.10331819

    GO WITH >>10331782
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:47 No.10331839
    rolled 86 = 86

    Film a scat video with mickey mouse.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:48 No.10331848
    get express tickets for the rides so we can skip those fucking 20 minute lineups.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:49 No.10331873
    SECOND we don't want Alica to be bored.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:50 No.10331877

    >attempting to put moves on the demon chick

    I love you, /tg/.
    >> BDSM Cat 06/07/10(Mon)02:50 No.10331890
    There's rollercoasters at Hollywood, Magic Kingdom, and Animal Kingdom.

    Take dis bitch on Tower of Terror first though. Hollywood.

    I know this because I am an expert.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)02:51 No.10331894
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    This has occurred to me.

    "All right, then," you say. "In that case, I'm taking you on a ROLLER COASTER."

    "What's a Roller Coaster?" Alicia wonders.

    "What's a. . . you mean you've never been on a ROLLER COASTER? We're fixing that right now! GARCON!" you shout at the waiter. "Tell me which of your parks has the ROLLER COASER."

    "Roller. . . Many of our parks have rides," says the young man in the starched white suit. "I mean, there's Space Mountain, the Twilight Zone Tower of. . ."

    "Fuck that shit, just tell me where to find the ROLLER COASTER," you repeat.

    ". . . Magic Kingdom," the waiter says. "Here, I'll draw you a map."

    And so you wind up at the entrance to the theme park, staring at the huge lines of people trying to get into the damn place. "Oh, fuck," you groan.

    "What's the matter?" Alicia asks.

    "I forgot about this part. The problem with Disneyland. . . is that EVERYONE comes here. Sometimes the lines can last for fucking hours," you moan.

    "And this is supposed to be fun for you?" Alicia smirks, raising an eyebrow. "You spent this much money to come to this ridiculous place and stand in line for hours?"

    "Shut up," you pout.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:53 No.10331923

    Express tickets.

    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:53 No.10331933
    This. We are rich so the RIDICULOUS EXPENDITURE should be no problem and it will speed up our activities.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:53 No.10331934
    These gentlemen understand Disneyland perfectly.
    >> Harmless 06/07/10(Mon)02:53 No.10331937
    We are not all that rich yet.
    We still do not have our inheritance yet.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:53 No.10331938

    One of the best games I've ever played was an IN NOMINE game set in Disney World, with the goal being, "bring me the frozen head of Walt Disney."

    Though we can't go getting frozen heads, I say we sneak into the underground tunnels under Disney World and go nuts.
    >> Subprocessor 33127 06/07/10(Mon)02:54 No.10331939
    i suppose we could just grease the security guard's palms to let us in the secret side entrance that's disguised as a rock...
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:54 No.10331942
    Gah YES! We have obscene amounts of money, so let's use'em!
    >> BDSM Cat 06/07/10(Mon)02:55 No.10331950
    Guys, you can't buy fastpasses. They give them to you for free at kiosks.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:55 No.10331952
    Either way, let's get the loli a lolly.

    Or some ice cream.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:55 No.10331956
    Well we could but they already have a way that you can pay money to get to the rides without waiting....
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:55 No.10331959
    Animal Kingdom is best, I'm speaking from experience.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:56 No.10331988
    FastPass. Disney gives NO SHITS about "Express Tickets", having been there recently.

    Also, if in Magic Kingdom and heading to Tommorrowland, try to find PUSH the trash can. Just because.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:57 No.10331996
    but we have had sex with three maids...
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)02:58 No.10332008
    "Hang on a minute, I've got an idea," you say, smirking.

    "What's that?" Alicia asks.

    "I'm rich. Standing in line is for poor people." You pull out your cell phone and make a quick phone call.

    A few minutes you're inside the park, and looking down at the pass the guy gave you. "It's black and embossed in gold," you marvel.

    ". . . did they really have to give it to us in a velvet-lined box?" Alicia wonders.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:58 No.10332012
    You can, actually. You go up to the guy who has a fastpass for the next ride and say "Look, you can sell me that for X dollars and stand in line again or I could offer this large amount of money to another person. I dislike waiting."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:59 No.10332019
    Screw the lines, we have money!
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:59 No.10332029
    most rides have two lines the fast and the slow excuse me for forgetting what you need to get in the fast line.
    >> BDSM Cat 06/07/10(Mon)03:00 No.10332043
    ...That works too.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:00 No.10332051
    I was thinking of a more official way, but I suppose that works.

    Also, Push: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0JY0UZe5jc
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:01 No.10332059
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:02 No.10332073

    >". . . did they really have to give it to us in a velvet-lined box?" Alicia wonders.

    I like your writing, sir.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:02 No.10332078
    Problem: "You Must Be This Tall To Ride" rides. Is our loli tall enough?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:02 No.10332079
    Maid quest?! Fuuuuck, I was gonna sleep tonight!
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:03 No.10332083
    can we fight cryogenic Wald Disney in the labyrinth beneath the parks yet?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)03:04 No.10332097
    > Since it seemed that the first thing people wanted to do was to go on a roller coaster. . .

    "All right," you say. "First thing we're going to do is head over to Tomorrowland."


    "It's. . . it's a Disney thing. Each of their theme parks is divided up into these sections with a different theme. Tomorrowland is themed towards. . . well, the future."

    "Huh," Alicia mutters. She pats down her sundress. "All right, lead the way."

    The two of you head down the kitschy Norman Rockwell style Main Street USA to the ridiculous zeerust future of Tomorrowland. "Now," you say. "This is one of the most popular rides in the park. So much so that they have a fast-pass system. You put your ticket into this machine, and they give you a pass for one hour from now so you can get on the ride."

    "Okay. . . so we do that and come back in the future?"

    "We could," you say to Alicia, "but like I said, waiting is for poor people."


    You wait until you find a couple of teenagers walking up to the line with their friends, fast-passes in hand, then walk up to them, grinning. "Excuse me," you say, "Would you like five hundred bucks for your fast-pass tickets."

    And a few minutes later, you're heading up the fast line with the fast-pass tickets in hand. "You know," Alicia sighs. "Have you ever thought that maybe this whole money thing is making you a bit spoiled?"

    "Maybe just a little bit," you admit.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:04 No.10332098
    i hate to say this but MAGIC is there as a backup plan
    >> Balancesheet !!8YCJ2hR2egG 06/07/10(Mon)03:05 No.10332107
    Fuck yes! Maid it!

    Excuse the pun.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:06 No.10332117
    don't waste magic on shit like this
    magic takes DAYS to recharge
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)03:06 No.10332120
    As you get to the front of the line, you see a bored young man in a blue jumpsuit waiting for you.

    "Fast pass-tickets, please," he says. . . then looking over at Alicia, he frowns. "Excuse me, young lady, would you please come with me?"

    He walks her over to the side. . .


    . . . where there is a "You Must Be This Tall To Ride" sign off to one side.

    You suddenly realize Alicia is not tall enough to ride.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:06 No.10332121
    Oh shit niggers.
    We're going to fight Chris Hansen aren't we?
    I'm fucking calling it now.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:07 No.10332133
    What sex is the guard.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:07 No.10332134
    Shrink sign with magic.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:07 No.10332135
    But it's Disney! The most Magical place on earth! It would be downright irresponsible of us to not make it live up to the name.
    >> BDSM Cat 06/07/10(Mon)03:07 No.10332142
    She can't ride Space Mountain? Fuck that's like one of the best parts of that park. D:
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:08 No.10332147
    Sign's there for a reason, bra. Are you going to shrink the safety bars too?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:08 No.10332150
    what does the "Alicia has always been tall enough to ride" spell cost
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:08 No.10332151
    Actually disregard that. Male guard.
    Alicia! Either seduce this guard or threaten to tell all of his perverted little fetishes to the entire park.

    My god if we're going to get Chris Hansen on our asses we're going to do it in the most overblown way possible.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:08 No.10332152
    Why the fuck not?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:08 No.10332155
    ...or by most magical place, they mean that it is quite literally full of wizards who will fucking kill you if you try anything.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:08 No.10332158
    I'd say we should go to Club 33, but that's only in Land, not World.

    Also, we should spend time not just running around on the rides, but taking in the atmosphere. Half the fun of a Disney trip is strolling around on Main Street, riding the railroad and just chilling.

    We are also doing Pirates and the god damned Haunted Mansion.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:08 No.10332164
    dude is likely a poor ass college student
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:09 No.10332167
    Why use Magic when you can use Blackmail?
    Have Alicia threaten to spill all the guard's dirty little secrets. That should be enough to let anyone through.
    Suspicion meter? What's that? :)
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:09 No.10332169
    Would there be a backlash to illusion alicia to look taller? Or maybe we can just use normal magic for it.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:09 No.10332170
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    "Don't worry, Alica, there's plenty of other rides we can try before you have to go back to the hospital."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:09 No.10332176
    If that's the way you want to go, it's up to you - I'm more of a Kat fan, myself - but like other people said, spending magic like that isn't exactly wise.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:09 No.10332178
    Bribe, Magic, Blackmail.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:09 No.10332184
    I cast enlarge person on Alica! seriously...
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:10 No.10332188
    Well, that's not good. How close is she? Engineers usually build in a ten to twenty percent "give" to the height requirements due to idiot security guards and other human factors, but it is still a safety issue.
    >> BDSM Cat 06/07/10(Mon)03:10 No.10332189
    Fuck yeah Mansion.

    I like the way you roll, sir.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:10 No.10332195
    Isn't it actually dangerous for people who are too short to ride? Unless she's pretty close this might not be a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:10 No.10332197
    I find your ideas intriguing and would wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:10 No.10332198

    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:10 No.10332201
    Blackmail guard. Magic safety bars on ride.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:10 No.10332203
    -1 votes for magic here.
    Shit will fuck you up.

    I'm cool with violence, bribery, blackmail, and stuff like that - but the magic will fuck you up.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:11 No.10332210
    I've raided a quasi-military base and broken out of hell twice and you're afraid of the MONEY going ot my head?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:11 No.10332216
    You are a god among men.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)03:11 No.10332220

    This is the most trollingest troll idea ever. Roll 1d6
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:11 No.10332223
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:12 No.10332227
    Trollan trollan trollan....
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:12 No.10332228
    rolled 5 = 5


    Also, magic bars to fit her.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:12 No.10332229
    Regardless of what happens, this guard must be trolled.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:12 No.10332230
    magic can fuck us up that's why i asked what the spell would cost
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:13 No.10332249
    either magic if she falls, or just hold her hand the whole time
    >> Chris Hansen !pjwjmEQ1RM 06/07/10(Mon)03:13 No.10332252
    Pedo suspicion level:
    Alicia enjoyment level:
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)03:15 No.10332292
    > you fuckers

    "It's all right," Alicia," you say. "There are other rides you can go on before you go back to the hospital."

    "Excuse me?" the guard asks.

    You put your arm around the guard's shoulder. "Have you ever heard of the Make a Wish Foundation?" you ask.

    The guard turns white, then glances over at Alicia. "She. . . she looks so healthy."

    "Yes," you say, squeezing out a tear. "She does."

    The guard looks over at you again, then over at her, then shakes his head. "How long does she have?"

    ". . . maybe a year," you say, softly. "She really wants to go on this ride."

    "I understand. . . but if she gets hurt, then that could be my job. The safety bars are. . ."

    "Is there a problem?" Alicia asks.

    The guard glances over at Alicia. . . and you glance at her. She is standing next to the sign, and her head is about half an inch above the line.

    ". . . I guess there's no problem anyway," the guard says. He pats you on the shoulder. "Good luck. . . and cherish these days. While they last."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:16 No.10332293
    The safety bars fit just fine, gentlemen, the sign and rules are so they don't get their asses sued off if the ride grows wings and flies to Cydonia or summat.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:17 No.10332307
    That happened to me once.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:17 No.10332308
    If this turns out to be true, I've got no problem with it. If it doesn't, I want to be prepared.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:17 No.10332309

    I think our class needs to change from whatever it is to PROFESSIONAL TROLL.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:17 No.10332315
    Hold Alicia's hand.
    Try to grab the Very Front car.
    Optional bonus points for fondling and/or masturbating alicia as the ride starts its first drop.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:17 No.10332319


    After Space Mountain, back to Main Street and around to Adventure Land, where we need to do Jungle Cruise.

    Horrifically bad comedy is a requirement.
    >> Balancesheet !!8YCJ2hR2egG 06/07/10(Mon)03:18 No.10332325

    But I LIKE being Gentleman Asshole!
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:18 No.10332333
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:18 No.10332336
    Dude, I'm going back and editing the whole thing from the beginning.

    The first thing we did in the entire quest was jack off. The second was have our future love interest walk in on us doing it. We are troll incarnate.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)03:18 No.10332339
    The two of your are led to the front of the line, then to the front of the train, where you sit down in the little grey fake spaceship thingy and the safety bar comes down over your lap.

    "How did you do that?" you whisper to Alicia.

    "How did I do what?"

    "You weren't tall enough. But then. . ."

    "Oh, that," Alicia says, waving her hand dismissively. "I can do that. Remember when you first met me? I was way taller than I am now."

    "But I thought you said that you didn't have the magic to be any bigger than you are now?"

    "I can expend a little," Alicia says, as the line lurches and starts heading into the darkened tunnel, leading upwards into the strobes and the blacklights, as loud music blasts into the speakers in your seat. "Anyway, what the heck is this supposed to be? Some kind of train? It seems to be going uphill a lot."

    "Oh. . . then hang on tight," you say. "This might get a bit. . . exciting."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:19 No.10332344
    I think pro troll is a prestige class, so we can have our cake and eat it too
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:19 No.10332345
    yeah, hold her hand.
    might help if there is a problem with the bars
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    >This is the most trollingest troll idea ever.

    Hahaha, I thought so too. If only you knew how many of the other troll ideas throughout past quests were my idea, too. The whole "terminal illness" lie from the beginning, for instance... hmm, it occurs to me that I really like that angle, I use it a lot...
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:20 No.10332353
    Why yes, it IS a train.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:20 No.10332354
    Front seat lets you see more, but back seat gets you better Gs.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:20 No.10332367
    Brace for a hilarious reaction as she experiences her first roller coaster. Make sure to offer her our hand as we go down the first hill.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:20 No.10332368
    ah well, still was a good troll
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:21 No.10332374
    Should be noted that one of the first things you see in Magic Kingdom, before you're even in, is the train that circles around the park and the monorail that goes from one park to another.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:21 No.10332375
    I didn't really like it that time...
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:21 No.10332377
    >I can expand a little

    Did I hear loli Giantess?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:21 No.10332380
    I thought the terminal illness troll was kind of weak really. This one is much better, but our greatest work I think was last thread.
    >> Chris Hansen !pjwjmEQ1RM 06/07/10(Mon)03:21 No.10332381
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    >"This might get a bit. . . exciting."
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)03:22 No.10332384

    The moment the train hits the top of the hill, Alicia glances over, sees the guard rails drop off. . . and FREAKS THE FUCK OUT.


    "IT's all right!" you tell her. "The ride's designed by engineers and shit, it's totally safe!"

    "Holy. . . AAAAAAAAAAGH!" a moment later, the ride starts down the first drop.

    Alicia reaches over and GRABS your hand, painfully hard, as the train starts to swing and twirl through the darkened track. Every once in a while, in the darkened starfields, you glance over and see her pale, white face, totally terrified, as the ride starts its downward, lurching spiral, the wind blowing in your faces.
    >> BDSM Cat 06/07/10(Mon)03:22 No.10332385
    It is befitting of our new status as PROFESSIONAL TROLL to bask in the shattered dreams of acting majors.

    Do this.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:22 No.10332386
    Speaking of terminal illnesses...

    I remember seeing something about our MC here being terminally ill or some shit. Whatever happened to that? Or was I just a wee bit too drunk that night?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:22 No.10332391
    oh god yes
    taking the book of demon names was a master stroke
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:23 No.10332395
    >Did I hear loli Giantess?
    This is my fetish. Unfortunately, no, you didn't. :(
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:24 No.10332412
    hard to stay terminally ill after dieing twice.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:24 No.10332413
    wasn't she supposed to be a demon?
    with wings?
    who could, at one point, fly?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:24 No.10332414
    Chastise Alicia for being a coward.
    Give playful tickles.
    Demand she takes the ride again ... from the back seat this time. ;)
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:24 No.10332421
    'twas trolling anyways, we were never really sick
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:24 No.10332422
    doesn't have her wings right now
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:24 No.10332424

    Yeah, but she's not in control.

    Kind of like how you drive a car for years, then your kid starts driving.

    From what my parents told me, it was scary as hell.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:25 No.10332430
    laugh our asses off the whole ride.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:25 No.10332438
    that makes perfect sense
    10/10 explanation
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:25 No.10332441

    >last thread

    ... actually, I was the guy who suggested the note with Explosive Runes. Though it was somebody else who suggested the REAL master-stroke; implicating the other demon with the note.

    I'd wager he's also the fellow who arranged the alien-double-cross that got us the repair bots. Somewhere out there is a magnificent anon, the One True Troll, lurking in the mist.


    We were lying our asses off to the maids.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:25 No.10332445
    It could be a very tenacious disease...
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:26 No.10332450
    We only have three days for the whole park, you know.

    Having recently been, I'd like to suggest cutting EPCOT out of the loop. It's underwhelming at best, the sheer enormity of the shop in the Japan section aside.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:26 No.10332458
    oh no, I forgot about that
    Reginald will be the final boss, I am certain he will learn of it eventually
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:26 No.10332459
    >designed by engineers and shit
    As an engineer, let me tell you it's not totally safe. It's safe enough that it's not cost-beneficial to make it safer.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:27 No.10332463
    Holy shit. Sam was right. We ARE a terrible person.

    I wholeheartedly approve.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:27 No.10332473
    roller coasters bore me because i understand how they work. but when i didn't they were great fun.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:27 No.10332479

    Fuck that, EPCOT is awesome, if you're at all of a science bent.

    Shorten down to a half day, grab the monorail over to MGM.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)03:28 No.10332484

    As the ride pulls back into the station, you see Alicia sitting there, with her eyes wide, and her face very pale, sitting there holding the bars in a white-knuckle grip, trembling in terror.

    ". . . you all right?" you ask her.

    ". . . and this was supposed to be FUN!?" Alicia complains.

    "I enjoyed it. Besides, didn't you used to. . . you know. . . have wings? And fly?"

    ". . . yes, but I flew at a steady, sedate pace. And I didn't do it much," Alicia says.

    "Well, maybe we should try it again, then? From the back this time, so it's not as scary?"

    ". . . are you sure it's not as bad from the back?" Alicia asks.

    "Positive," you grin.

    Long story short, you get right back on the ride again: a quick glance over at the guy working the ride, and he looks the other way as you get back on the next train, in the back seat this time.

    . . . Alicia doesn't scream the second time around, but she does look very, very pale. As the ride ends, she carefully climbs out of the train, walks over to the wall, and sits down with her back to it, staring up at the ceiling, her eyes wide with shock.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:28 No.10332489
    Alicia is getting some real insight into human nature right now.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:29 No.10332491
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    Look sonny, as an Engineer - a proper Engineer - I'd like to tell you and yours one thing about that thar rollercoaster.

    I built that.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:29 No.10332493
    I think we broke her.

    Come on, let's go to the Haunted Mansion now to cheer her up.
    >> BDSM Cat 06/07/10(Mon)03:29 No.10332496
    Man you can do Animal Kingdom in half a day, one quarter if you're just hitting the thrill rides and Kilamanjaro. You can at least spend some of that time in EPCOT.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:29 No.10332500
    Meh the explosive rune was nice, but it was more of a nice addition to the main troll. I agree though, amongst these threads there is an epic troll giving us awesome suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:29 No.10332505
    > ". . . are you sure it's not as bad from the back?" Alicia asks.
    > "Positive," you grin.
    +1 Troll Point.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:29 No.10332506
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:30 No.10332514

    Let's grab some corndogs or something. This seems like the perfect time.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:30 No.10332517
    Give her a hug. Apologize if she still didn't enjoy it.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:30 No.10332521
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    ".. and this is the Ki-27, a masterpiece of Japanese engineering. It's super-light weight and wing-loading means it turns tighter, flies faster, and has greater range then any other fighter in the air!"

    "... not a lot of room in the cockpit for a parachute."

    "Well, if you get hit in this thing, it's going to explode in a gigantic fireball."


    "Much better then previous aircraft we've built, where you'd be trapped in the flaming hulk, burning to death, screaming all the way down. And this way there's absolutely no need for a parachute, which further increases weight savings!"

    ... don't trust engineers too much.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:30 No.10332522
    Stand over her and kiss her while she's incapacitated with shock.
    If she doesn't react, pose her body awkwardly and giggle at her.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:30 No.10332526
    Comfort her a bit & offhandedly suggest sticking to tamer coasters next time.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:31 No.10332529

    Time to take it down a notch.

    Jungle Cruise
    Pirates (with a warning about the drops, just say they're not very long and you will get a little wet)
    Haunted Mansion

    In that order.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:31 No.10332531
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:31 No.10332534
    ok lets do something a little less tramatic to calm her down... what else is in this part of Disney?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:31 No.10332537
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:32 No.10332547

    This sounds like a fine idea.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:32 No.10332551
    Don't kiss her in front of people waiting in line. You'll raise some odd looks and suspicion. We want to keep our pedo-meter low here folks.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:32 No.10332553
    >3 day event dedicated entirely to one character
    Pissing her off as the very first thing we do is not a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:32 No.10332557

    AGREED. Lolimaid status is: TROLLED. Now we can give her the proper tour.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)03:33 No.10332561

    "Ummm. . . sorry about that," you say, as you stand over her, watching her stare up at the ceiling.

    Alicia totters to her feet, glowers at you, then suddenly kicks you in the knees, very hard.

    As you curse and grab your knee, she grabs you by the collar and hisses in your face, "You. . . you're an incorrigible JERK, you know that?" She lets you go and stalks off down the exit lane.

    As you stand up, you notice the people in line staring at you. Some of them are laughing. One of them has his cell phone out and seems to be recording this.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:33 No.10332569
    >Stand over her and kiss her while she's incapacitated with shock.
    Yeah...because our cover story totally isn't that she's our sister & the age difference, appearance-wise, isn't going to make people bat an eye or call a certain predator-catcher.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:34 No.10332574
    seriously, 85% of the game has been dedicated to her :-P
    and I'd imagine it won't all be rides
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:34 No.10332575
    "Make sure you send that to me!" Throw him a business card.

    Then run after Alicia.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:34 No.10332577
    There's the train around the park, the racing-car circuit, the various shops, the slow tram around tommorrowland, and the giant thing I can never remember the name of that spins you around fast that dominates the centre of the park.

    Also, PUSH.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:34 No.10332589
    will his batteries dead
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:35 No.10332597
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    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:36 No.10332619
    isn't Disney already full of pedophiles
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:37 No.10332630
    we don't want our pics on the net. who knows if the demons have internet
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:38 No.10332639
    Oh come on, you know it was fun.

    But no more roller coasters, I promise.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:38 No.10332640
    of course they do
    that's where 90% of youtube comments come from
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:38 No.10332644
    Follow her and tell her that she is right, and that we are sorry about not explaining it better. show her the more subdued rides so she can eventually forgive us by having fun.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:39 No.10332657
    Chase her down.

    "How was I supposed to know a queen of hell was afraid of roller coasters?"
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)03:39 No.10332659
    After that little encounter, you chase Alicia out the exit lane.

    You find her sitting on the bench staring up at the sky, the pale look on her face fading away.

    "Sorry about that," you repeat.

    "It's no big deal," Alicia says. She sits up and glowers at you. "But the next time you decide to lie to me, you'd better kill me, because otherwise, I'll kill you first."

    "Not a problem," you say to her. "Feeling better?"

    "Yes, much," Alicia says. She totters to her feet. "So, what next?"

    ". . . you want to keep going?" you ask.

    "Of course," Alicia sniffs. "It's only early morning. Surely somewhere in this park there is something interesting."

    "I suppose you're right. Let's try the haunted mansion next."
    >> Balancesheet !!8YCJ2hR2egG 06/07/10(Mon)03:39 No.10332661
    Laugh manically.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:40 No.10332663
    >eah...because our cover story totally isn't that she's our sister & the age difference, appearance-wise, isn't going to make people bat an eye or call a certain predator-catcher.

    Screw the cover! We'll take over the whole country naked wielding only our penis and transform it into a safe haven for loli-love if we need to. Now, toy with that demonette. Now. :)
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:40 No.10332667
    Dudes, she is currently a little kid, of course she's terrified of these things.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:40 No.10332672

    I'm against apologizing on principle. We're really not sorry about it at all. Let's just tell her that we promise to warn her about anything scary beforehand for the rest of the trip.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:41 No.10332680
    Snap fingers, and his cellphone's memory gets fried?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:41 No.10332682
    no, she is a centuries old lust demon
    she is currently also a loli
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:42 No.10332688
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    >that's where 90% of youtube comments come from

    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)03:43 No.10332696

    As you're heading over towards New Orlean's Square, you see a couple of people standing in a half-circle and smiling and laughing.

    A moment later, you see why.

    "Thank you so much for your trash! Enjoy your day at the park!" says the trash can. It rolls away from the three teenagers laughing at it, and rolls over towards you. Noticing you and Alicia walking away, it speeds up and heads towards you. "Excuse me! Excuse me, little girl!" it calls out. "Can I ask you for a favor?"

    Alicia glances over at you, then at PUSH, then back at you, then cocks her head to one side quizzically as the trash can speeds up and catches up with you. "I was just wondering. . . I really like your hat! Can I trade you for it?"

    Alicia looks up at you, then raises an eyebrow. "What is this ridiculous nonsense?" she asks.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:43 No.10332702
    haunted house might be a little boring for a demon queen...
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:43 No.10332705
    >But the next time you decide to lie to me, you'd better kill me, because otherwise, I'll kill you first.
    With the biggest grin possible, look at her, and say "Absolutely". Deliberately fail the bluff check. Wear the biggest troll grin possible.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:44 No.10332713
    Haha, yes. Entire focus on the daemon redeemed, thank you.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:44 No.10332715
    DONT TAKE HER TO THE MANSION! she'll think its cheesy and will be pissed again. if we do at least tell her what happens first so she doesn't fucking kill us.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:45 No.10332719
    rolled 19 = 19

    I guess I roll for a random item? :S
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:45 No.10332721

    It's random things like this that make Disney awesome.

    Seriously, Maid Quest is Best Quest.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:45 No.10332723
    "Nonsense? This... Is... Sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    Kick over PUSH, and run like hell.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:45 No.10332724
    After what just happened, isn't boring good?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:45 No.10332731
    Lie beforehand deliberately.
    Apologise for nothing.

    Have you learnt NOTHING about the ways of trolling?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:46 No.10332735

    Encourage her to talk to the robot.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:46 No.10332739
    What if the Haunted House strikes her a bit to close to home, considering that two days ago she was brutally raped by daemons?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:46 No.10332741

    "It's a talking trash can, sis. It's like Michel Moore and your state Senator in one convenient package."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:46 No.10332745
    Boring + Dark = Loli molestation time.
    I approve entirely.
    But now that Alicia has threatened to kill us for lying. Lie CONSTANTLY about EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:47 No.10332751
    >"But the next time you decide to lie to me, you'd better kill me, because otherwise, I'll kill you first."

    I just want to call attention to this quote in light of our plans regarding the locket and Alicia's feelings.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:47 No.10332753



    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:47 No.10332761
    Go with this; nothing too over the top right now.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:48 No.10332767
    Why's that? We were already planning on lying to her about the locket and trolling her; the plan hasn't changed now that we have MORE incentive to lie to her.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:49 No.10332777
    Well then we'll just have to brutally rape her until she forgets the haunted house, then.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:49 No.10332779

    What do you have in trade, trash can?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:49 No.10332780
    it's not like she hasn't killed us before
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:49 No.10332784
    normally i'd troll the shit outta this bitch but now she has the power to actually kill us, and yes, we'll just come back from the dead anyway but then we dont get to sex her cause she, y'know, hates us.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:50 No.10332794
    > "It's a talking trash can, sis. It's like Michel Moore and your state Senator in one convenient package."

    Brb, goin to Disney to use this line.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:50 No.10332798

    Laughing at the campy features on the haunted mansion will make for a bonding experience.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:50 No.10332799
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    Although there is a stunning lack of consensus right now, I notice that conversation is quite lively.

    I don't know how OP is pulling quality out of fucking Disney World, but he's doing it. Rock on, Goshujin.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)03:51 No.10332812

    "It's a robot," you say to Alicia. "Talk to it."

    Alicia glances at you, then back at the trash can, then haughtily raises her chin and crosses her arms. "If I deign to trade you this hat, what can you give me for it?" she asks.

    ". . . ummm. . . let me see. . . ooh! I've got this great half-eaten hamburger!" PUSH says. "And. . . oh yeah! I've got some napkins, and a. . . and a dirty diaper!"

    "This trade sounds most unsatisfactory," Alicia sneers. "I decline your offer."

    "Wait! Wait wait, I just thought of something!" PUSH says. "How about. . ."

    And then, to your surprise, and the shock of the other parkgoers, PUSH extends a robotic arm with a key held in it. "How about This! It's a key! I don't know what it leads to, but it might be useful! What do you say, your hat for this key?"

    > Item 523 - "Special Key." Trade or no?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:51 No.10332814
    Being a troll is cool and all, but it won't get us demon poon. It will just piss her off. We want our relationship to be built on trust, not fucking trollfaces.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:52 No.10332822
    Definitely no difference between lying about a roller coaster and about her emotions.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:52 No.10332827
    It's not our hat. Let Alicia decide.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:52 No.10332831
    >now she has the power to actually kill us
    No she fucking doesn't. We beat her before without magic when she was at full power, and now she's at partial power and we have magic.
    Troll her maximally.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:52 No.10332832
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:52 No.10332833

    This can only end badly. DO EET.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:53 No.10332834
    a key? like the one we stole from the demon?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:53 No.10332836
    It's up to Alcia, but we already have one unidentified magical key in our possession from when we raided that demon's tower.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:53 No.10332837

    Urge her to take it. We'll buy her a new hat soon, a really nice one.


    Sir, I would posit that a relationship with a demon IS built on trollfaces.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:53 No.10332843

    Trade. I assume that Alicia's hat is just a hat and doesn't have any abilities or is part of an Outfit.

    We'll stop by the Mad Hatter's later and see if there's somethign she likes.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:53 No.10332844
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:54 No.10332846
    It helps that I'm ignoring that I have class in five hours in return for talking about the shit I've done there and guiding the quest.

    What material is the key made of?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)03:54 No.10332847
    This one's different. The Silver key was. . . well, made of silver. This one just seems like an old iron key.


    You glance over at Alicia. She shrugs. "It's only a hat," she says, "And I can get a new one, if you really want this key."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:54 No.10332855
    inb4 the key is part of a set that leads to unlimited power/godhood.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:55 No.10332861
    Take it. If nothing else, it'll make for a hilarious souvenir.
    > A trash can gave this key to us.
    > You mean you took it out of a trash can?
    > No, I mean it actually handed it to us.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:55 No.10332862
    This. It's her hat.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:56 No.10332868
    In that case, let's go for it.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:56 No.10332869

    We haven't let her down yet. And she'll like it, she probably hasn't had lighthearted trolling in a long time.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:56 No.10332870
    I'm cool with it.
    If Protagonist is currently wearing a hat, give Protagonist's hat to Alicia after Alicia loses her current hat.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:56 No.10332871
    "It's your hat. Do you want a key?"
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)03:56 No.10332873
    All right, since most of you fuckers don't seem to want to make a decision. . .

    Someone roll 1d6. 3+, Alicia makes the trade.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:56 No.10332876
    can we detect magic on the key?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:56 No.10332878
    Not with this demon. She has shown a willingness to not trollface us and be deredere.

    We need to be less evil troll and more kind white knight with a slight troll bent. Hell, thus far the main thing she has responded to is sincere kindness and thoughtfulness.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:56 No.10332881
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:56 No.10332882
    Take, we'll get her one of those little Micky Mouse eared hats.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:57 No.10332895

    "Yeah, take it. A rusty iron key from a trash can is a better return then I've ever gotten from my Senator."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:57 No.10332896
    rolled 2 = 2

    3+, come on
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:57 No.10332898
    Yes. I want a key.
    Ask the trashcan if it knows where we can pick up loli-sized miniskirts.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:57 No.10332899

    Decision made! Let's move on!
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:57 No.10332900
    No idea about what Push is like, but if this robot arm is a surprise, I kind of wonder if this is a robot of Koyomi's and might be spying on us.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:58 No.10332911
    rolled 3 = 3

    It's your hat, your decision, but as you said, we can always get you another hat.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:58 No.10332915

    Don't worry, I think we got our trolling done for the night.... some of it, at least.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:58 No.10332916
    make the trade
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:58 No.10332917
    Let's get the key. Promise to get a her a hat at the Mad Hatter's. A bigger one!
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:58 No.10332920
    >We need to be less evil troll and more kind white knight with a slight troll bent.
    Let's lie about everything and terrorise her ...
    Suitable compromise y/n?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:58 No.10332921
    i apologize, i didn't mean the power to kill us, i just meant she CAN kill us because the contract was broken by our death.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:58 No.10332925
    Real Life PUSH doesn't have an arm, but Real Life PUSH isn't serious about its trades.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)03:59 No.10332935
    The key is indeed magical.

    "Very well, then," Alicia says. She puts her hat on top of PUSH, and takes the key from his robotic arm. "Do you know what this key does?" she asks.

    "Oh. . . that key is very very special!" PUSH says. "Especially for maids, and masters, and demons, and demon maids who are travelling with their masters!" he whispers.

    "What the. . . how did you know?"

    "We're the Walt Disney Corporation. . . what don't we know?" PUSH asks. "Thank you, and enjoy the rest of your day at the park!"

    It's getting late, so I'm going to end the thread here. We now have a choice: I can either skip to the end of the day, and give you a brief rundown, or I can just end here, and we can pick up the in-depth RP whenever I next run Maid Quest. Preferences?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)03:59 No.10332936
    she could also tell Reginald, the godlike GMPC, about how we let ailens anally probe his daughter so that we could get their tech.

    yeah, she can kill us
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:00 No.10332944

    Guys, she wanted to be alone with us on a romantic trip and all we have done so far is lie to her and terrorize. No fucking wonder /tg/ is so inept with women.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:00 No.10332949
    I'm fine with skipping 'till the end of the day.

    Also, my incessant love of talking trash cans has netted us a magical item! Sweet.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:00 No.10332952

    Is this going to lead to a showdown with the reanimated corpse of walt disney in a giant robot suit?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:00 No.10332960
    >"We're the Walt Disney Corporation. . . what don't we know?"
    You totally just made my day.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:01 No.10332964

    Summary, I guess?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:01 No.10332966
    second this, I really hope so
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:01 No.10332969
    I think we should save it for the next session.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:01 No.10332970
    I think we need to get more done on the entire first 1/3 of our trip than piss her off.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:01 No.10332973
    Well now that you put it that way ...
    We'll just have to Lie, and then kill her if she tries anything! Demons totally respect that.

    MORE RP FOR SHIT'S SAKE. We must powerlevel our trolling with the lolidemon.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:01 No.10332975
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:02 No.10332980

    Timeskip. Not a lot of decisions to be made, mostly reacting to the environment.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:02 No.10332985

    I'm starting to think that mentioning the IN NOMINE game of mine was a mistake...
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:02 No.10332990
    >Guys, she wanted to be alone with us on a romantic trip and all we have done so far is lie to her and terrorize.

    ... Yes, and?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:03 No.10332997

    moar RP, plz. I hope it's not boring you, OP, but you're good at this, the RP with lolidemon is fun.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:03 No.10333000
    well, she is a demon...
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:03 No.10333001
    Ruining our chances with the lolidemon and getting me to bed faster? Sweet. I say summarize.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:03 No.10333002

    I think most of us had fantasies of fighting into the depths of those tunnels below the disney themeparks in order to stop walt disney from taking over the world before that.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:03 No.10333003
    Save it for next time. We've only got 3 days, and we gotta make them all count. Our first day is not going so well.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:04 No.10333004
    But be MUCH kinder to her the rest of the day.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:05 No.10333020
    It's a romantic trip with a loli, therefore the entire trip must be spent reminding her of her inferiority in the cuddliest manner possible.
    It's a romantic trip with a demon, therefore the entire trip must be spent trying to out-troll each-other with the loser becoming the cuddle servant of the winner.

    For shit's sake, do you people REALLY think mutual respect and adoration make a relationship? Blech. Women need to be trolled, it's how you make them Yours. And when they are yours, you are free to play with them.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:06 No.10333033
    You have very interesting opinions. I would get to know you better offline, if only to practice my trolling.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:06 No.10333034
    Continue being kind.
    By giving her lots of thrilling experiences.
    Nothing says we have to do what she wants while being kind to her. We can just ... give her the things that she'll later enjoy, even if she's uncomfortable right now.
    She is our little lolidemon. :-)
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:06 No.10333035
    No, we should RP it out. Otherwise, we could miss event flags to raise our score.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)04:06 No.10333049
    We'll compromise.

    I'll do a DISNEYLAND MONTAGE and we'll pick up when things get interesting.


    - You go to the Haunted Mansion. Alicia leans on one knee and glowers at the fake ghosts. She seems a bit bored, but greatly amused by how cheesy it all is.

    - There is a scene in the Mad Hatter's Store. Alicia tries on a few different hats, and finally settles on an oversized version of the Mad Hatter's Hat, which she wears for the rest of the day.

    - The Jungle Cruise. It goes decently until the scene with the hippo, when Alicia tries to leap out of the boat and battle the foul beast hand to hand.

    - Splash Mountain. . . Alicia freaks out BIG time at the end of the ride. . . then as you climb out of the boat, you suddenly realize she's wearing a white sundress and it's soaking wet. . .
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:07 No.10333054
    :S My opinions are interesting?
    I am only stating the obvious about 2-person relationships. I don't think I've stated any opinions yet ... >.>
    >> Balancesheet !!8YCJ2hR2egG 06/07/10(Mon)04:07 No.10333059
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:08 No.10333070
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    > then as you climb out of the boat, you suddenly realize she's wearing a white sundress and it's soaking wet.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:09 No.10333078
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    >you suddenly realize she's wearing a white sundress and it's soaking wet. . .

    Well, we're experienced and accomplished perverts at this point. We can simply take a mental picture, and wait.

    And then...
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:09 No.10333079
    What is obvious to one is not obvious to another.
    Bre'r Rabbit wins the day again!

    I'd suggest we take her to something inside while she dries off, but it's too late in the Montage. Philharmagic is a good choice.

    Also the reason I now ship Donald Duck/Ariel.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:09 No.10333080
    Time to give her a ride on our shoulders like the good big brother we are.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:09 No.10333082
    do we have a coat that we can give her
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:09 No.10333085
    >you suddenly realize she's wearing a white sundress and it's soaking wet

    Aw yeah.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:11 No.10333094

    Offer coat, receive loli.
    >> Balancesheet !!8YCJ2hR2egG 06/07/10(Mon)04:11 No.10333096
    May want to fix that sundress. Pedometer could spike.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)04:11 No.10333102
    And so, as things fade back in, we find you, our intrepid hero, standing outside the girls' bathroom, waiting for Alicia to finish getting changed.

    All right, one more choice, then to bed. What replacement clothes would you buy the little bitch? :P
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:11 No.10333103
    it's Florida
    it's summer (?)
    I doubt you have a coat
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:12 No.10333111
    hilariously adorable ones that are not Alicia's style at all.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:12 No.10333117
    something unlikely to attract Hanson
    why do I feel like a pervert NOW rather than during the OTHER parts of this quest
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:12 No.10333120
    For some reason buying her a maid outfit seems funny.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:13 No.10333122
    freak rain storms i'm always prepared
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:13 No.10333127
    alright, second
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:14 No.10333134
    I'm hoping the Mad Hatter's Hat wasn't ruined.
    Maybe another dress? Something frilly, perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:14 No.10333138
    Seconding these.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:14 No.10333145

    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:14 No.10333146
    Adorable maid outfit!

    Also buy a sexy black evening dress for when she uh "gets big".
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:14 No.10333149
    no negative point generating cloths
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:15 No.10333159
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    Something really poofy like this, but in loli size.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:16 No.10333165

    Something normal.

    Another sundress. Similar style, maybe yellow or something.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:16 No.10333171
    trolling is all fine and good but there is such a thing as going to far
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:17 No.10333179
    Get her something reasonable.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:17 No.10333180
    Babby Trolling Point, unrelated to current choice:

    When leaving tommorrowland, whisper 'bye' to PUSH. It can;t talk in anything below conversational tone, so the guy behind you will wonder what the hell.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:17 No.10333184
    Fetish clothes activate the Hanson. Go with something elegant and simple. Also second the evening dress, we ain't no pedos. Bitch is going grow up eventually.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:18 No.10333191
    Something nice, to get her affections up after that last spill. No trollan' this time.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:19 No.10333206
    second this
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:19 No.10333207

    Quoted for fucking truth. Fawning over a partner will only get you taken for granted. Seduction is about showing your power can keeping your them interested. Keep them off balance to have thinking about us even when we're not there. We can show that we care, but not by apologizing over things that we PLANNED. Just roll with it and act like it's all according to plan.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:19 No.10333209
    >What is obvious to one is not obvious to another.
    I guess you're right.

    Right, check this:
    A relationship built on equality gives BOTH partners equal chance to betray the other. Assuming you're not the betraying type, this gives your lady an unfair advantage.
    A relationship built on mutual respect, likewise, gives whoever withdraws respect FIRST an advantage - there will be at least some point in time when you love her, and she doesn't love you, and as such you've just given something for nothing. You've lost.

    Fortunately, Symmetrical relationships aren't necessary in nature; someone can always be superior to the other, with the power to tease, punish, control, enact cuddles, and demand cuddles in response.
    Betrayal from your partner in this sense - a refusal to be cuddly towards you - is met with a prompt beating, trolling, or rape, situation dependent. Thus, betrayal isn't a bad thing at all, as you get to grin for having your vengeance, and your quarry gets to suffer for their misbehaviour, and as such you recover your losses. All is well.

    What I'm suggesting doing with the lolidemon is reinforcing that dominant behaviour - train her, and force her into the role and the mindset that she is Ours, and that her feelings are constrained by what we want her to feel. We want her to laugh, she laughs. We want her to cry, she cries.
    When we have established dominance, we claim our rightful reward of cuddles from the subservient loli-demon who knows (or at least has enough fear and common sense) not to disobey our commands for how she should feel, act, and cuddle.

    Patience, people. First, you make them the submissive, and you the dominant.
    Then, you claim them as your own.
    Second last, you enjoy cuddles with them.
    And finally, should they ever break their bond with you, you are in a perfect position to do something about it, ensuring that YOU leave the relationship on a happy note.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)04:19 No.10333212
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    A few minutes later, she comes back out wearing a blue pinafore and an apron. "I still don't see why I can't just wear my sundress," she pouts.

    "Trust me. . . it's bad enough I'm at an amusement park with an underage girl. If you went around wearing a wet white dress, they'd take me away. And since you didn't want to do the t-shirt and jeans idea . . ."

    "Those clothes you suggested were uncouth and common," Alicia sniffs. "One such as I should always dress in a manner appropriate to my station." And saying that, she takes her slightly damp Mad Hatter's Hat from you and puts it on with her Alice in Wonderland costume, and starts to walk off.

    And that's it for now. It is now Noon of Day 16 of 30. Will continue at a later date, not sure when.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:20 No.10333218
    almost nothing worse than having to wear clothes you hate.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:20 No.10333226

    It's not far enough if we don't do something they don't expect.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:21 No.10333234

    This is great. It'll draw tons of attention from Disney Cast members.

    It's the troll that keeps on trolling.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:22 No.10333238
    But do note that if you're the type to use, abuse, and throw people away, then a Mutual relationship based on respect and kindness and equality is perfect, as you can dump your partner and leave them feeling used, betrayed, and thrown away.
    I'm not that interested in such, which is why I prefer Girl pets. A pet is forever. :-)

    And yes, I am a loli-grooming predator. Someone has to teach these girls the proper methods of being a cuddly, bouncy, fun young gentle-lady - and nobody else is going to do it, so I might as well!
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:22 No.10333247
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    Excellent thread was excellent, as always. Rock on, Goushujin-Sama.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:23 No.10333250

    Fucking sleep deprivation.

    Seduction is about showing your power and keeping your partner interested.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:23 No.10333254
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:23 No.10333257
    /tg/ - Sociopathy 101
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)04:24 No.10333269
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    And with that, good night. Someone archive this shit. I think it's technically part XXXVI
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:26 No.10333279
    What you all seem to be forgetting is that we've already seduced her. She offered to help us when we whacked it in hell. This is the point where we show we care for her too in more than just the "hey i save u from hell sex tiem nao?" way and cement her feelings for us.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:28 No.10333305

    That's the laws of power in effect my friend. Everyone follows them even if they don't mean to.

    The moment isn't right yet. We have to keep pushing her off balance and strike when she is genuinely vulnerable. And the roller coaster thing doesn't count, we're in fucking disney land.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:31 No.10333327
    Caring for someone doesn't mean you have to make them happy all the goddamn time or do everything they want or never tease them, sheesh.
    People need a little pain to go with their pleasure. Makes the fun times all the sweeter. Right now? Fun and games, people. Fun and games. Troll the loli, and no matter how she reacts, reward her with cuddles (or punish her with cuddles). This will drive the loli demon crazy ... and crazy loli demons who have been teased and cuddled, all day long ... are VERY fun to play with.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:33 No.10333345
    am i the only one slightly creeped out by the Disney land spy net work?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:33 No.10333352
    But flashback sayz White Knight is her thing and being betrayed/lied to is what hurt her enough to geve up her soul to become a demon.

    Just saying, we are dealing with some damaged fucking goods in the relationship department. Your "rules" likely don't hold.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:34 No.10333367
    Ending the day with cuddles is always good. We need to be less trolly the next two days, though. Not completely troll free, but less.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:35 No.10333380
    Not to mention we have NO IDEA how much of her current behavior is due to Kris' Love. Without it, she may very well turn on us completely, seeing as our repeated deaths may have voided the contract we had with her.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:35 No.10333381
    I'm just wondering when Chris Hansen is going to show up.
    A romantic vacation with the lolidemon - regardless of if it's one of Eternal Love, Affection, and only doing things She finds interesting (blech) or one of trolling and tickling and teasing, is going to draw attention from all those stick-in-the-muds who don't like sexy young lolibaits.
    We're going to have to fight at least ONE person who hates the idea of taking a young lady under your wing and raising them to be the perfect little lover.
    I hope we brought weapons. >=)
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:36 No.10333391
    I would assume we have our ass cannon.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:38 No.10333405
    Play it right, and Disney Corp could have our back. Admittedly, right now we don't know what their game is; but they know that Alicia is a demon, and that she is in our service. Late at night after Alicia's asleep, we should try to talk with the Disney.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:38 No.10333410
    The rules are universal, and I think we can apply it here with care. We are dealing with a very proud individual. Things that actually bother her, she will try to hide. THAT'S what we need to look out for, when she starts becoming secretive and aloof again.

    When she acts like an open book, it's because she mostly doesn't care for what's happening.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:41 No.10333441
    so what do you think would happen if we came allover the alien android sphere?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:43 No.10333461
    >But flashback sayz White Knight is her thing and being betrayed/lied to is what hurt her enough to geve up her soul to become a demon.
    >Just saying, we are dealing with some damaged fucking goods in the relationship department. Your "rules" likely don't hold.

    It's true that I haven't slept with this particular person (mainly because she is fictional), but damaged goods respond even better to foreplay because their will is already partially broken. Makes them easier to remind of who they are (your pet), what they do (give hugs), and how they feel (are happy).

    'sides, we're already BEING a white knight. Troll her and then make it up to her with lots of hugs and kisses. What YOU'RE suggesting is being a spineless pussy. A white knight rescues the girl; he doesn't patiently wait for the girl to accept him as her rescuer.
    This isn't betrayal. She knows and expects trolling. Betrayal would be if we took her on a romantic 2-person vactaion and managed to avoid being a sexual pervert for the whole three days. What we're doing now? It's foreplay. Troll-cuddle-troll-cuddle-troll-cuddle, and then when she's going to sleep, we wrestle her and ask her what she's going to DO about us treating her like our little cuddly plaything.
    A white knight doesn't have to do what the girl wants. He has to make the girl happy. Right now this girl ... should be led by the hand, kicking and screaming, through the funnest place on earth. Even if she hates it now, it'll give her lots of warm memories.
    She will learn. And we will teach her. :-)
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:46 No.10333494
    >We are dealing with a very proud individual.
    She's not as proud as she thinks she is. Whether she knows it or not, she's in need of a good Master. One who will control her, and make her happy - not by doing whatever she wants and never ever trolling her, but one who Shares his trolling with her, and rewards her patience with love.
    Plus, we can -always-, -ALWAYS-, take her to the bedroom and ask her just what she plans to do about being used as our tickly little cuddly dollie. :D

    These 'damaged fucking goods' never had anyone genuinely love them. We love her. But we don't have to express our love by asking for her fucking permission for every breath we take or every step we walk, and we sure as fuck don't have to submit to her every whim and wish!
    We express our love by doing what We enjoy, but always taking her with her, and regardless of how she feels about it, we always give her hugs.
    She will learn to like the trolling.
    She will learn. And we will teach her. :-)
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:48 No.10333518
    It'd make a clone of the Master as its combat android form. Right now it's mostly powered by Samantha.
    Wait. What if they combine?
    Oh god. We get a sexually dominant hermaphrodite dominatrix who trolls ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:53 No.10333568
    sounds like a plan we just need to get Koyomi to reprogram it's genocidal tendencies
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)04:54 No.10333580
    and this still needs archiving
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)05:05 No.10333684

    Oh I'm not saying pride will be a hindrance to the process. I agree with you 110%. People who have the outward appearance of pride are always compensating.

    This is a weakness and we've been pushing at it since the start of the trip. We have already achieved this and now solidifying our grasp by repeatedly demonstrating that whatever emotional defenses she's constructed is ineffectual.

    In other words we have to keep up the trolling.

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