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    154 KB Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)00:08 No.10328969  
    Hmm.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)00:13 No.10329078
    WHAT HAS COME BEFORE:

    First Chapter: Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/

    Most Recent Chapter: Part Some fucking thing: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10217324/

    If you want to find the rest, they should be tagged "Maid Quest" on the archive.

    -----

    If you're pathetic enough to follow this fucking shit on twitter, it's at http://twitter.com/maidquesttg

    -----

    You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

    1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
    2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.

    At least, that's the basic idea. Things have gotten confused since then.

    Loot
    Alien Repair Bots
    Reticulan Combat Android in a Sphere
    Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery
    Silver Key
    Occult Book
    Sword
    Alicia's Locket, containing Kat's Love

    --Your Costumes:--
    Magician (Magic Missile, Shield, Ritual Magic)
    Bloodline Sorcerer (Reality Warping)

    --Unassigned Costumes:--
    None
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)00:14 No.10329095
    --Mansion Status:--
    Facilities: Beachfront property, Huge Yacht ("Kat"), Secret Passages (Connects Master Bedroom to Maid Quarters).
    Kitchen: Average (3 of 5) -> Quest: HIRE A CHEF
    Decor: Good (4 of 5)
    Gardens: Average (3 of 5)
    Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
    Beach: Good (4 of 5)

    STAFF:
    Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted)

    Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE - Boon Activated - TROLLED

    Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd. (Warm) - SEXED

    SISTER FUCKING CARMINE, THE FUCKING FEMALE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE! (Neutral)
    - Costume Option: Sexy Commissar - Changes her type from ANGRY/ANGRY to Sexy/ANGRY
    - Costume Add-on: Blood Splatter - Causes Fear upon dealing damage to an enemy.

    Kristopher, formerly Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Distant)

    Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED

    Jehanne, the paladin of Bahamut (Devoted) - SEXED

    Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust. (Unknown)

    60 XP

    Day 15 of 30

    You're on your boat. Your house is a shambles and you just had a dom-sub argument with Samantha.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:15 No.10329137
    YOOOUUUU MOTHERFUCKER

    I swear, if you ever not get on my fucking divergent classes, I'll do something worthy with my little free time
    >> Harmless 06/07/10(Mon)00:16 No.10329142
    >Get home from a long day of hanging out with friends.
    >Wonder what I will do for a few hours before bed.
    >Get text from twitter.
    Oh ya.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:17 No.10329170
    >>10329137
    Also, battleplan

    Give Felicia some love, it's been a while
    Get Koyomi to help/protect us with bedroom defense system
    Talk to Alicia about the promised land
    >> Harmless 06/07/10(Mon)00:18 No.10329180
    Go find Koyomi.
    Ask her about building a RAPE machine that can fit under out bed and activate when Sam attempts to do something.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:18 No.10329190
    Talk to Alicia, see how she's doing.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:21 No.10329250
    the hell our garden is on 3, we goddamn resurrected those morning glories
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)00:22 No.10329281
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    >>10329190
    >>10329170
    You decide to go and have a talk with Alicia, your cute little loli demoness.

    You find her sitting up in the front of the yacht in the breakfast nook, sipping on a cup of tea and giving Felicia a saucer of milk. She glances over at you and smirks. "So. . . been hitting the magic pretty hard, have you?" she asks, sipping her cup of tea.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)00:23 No.10329303
    >>10329250
    Yeah, but all you have are morning glories :<
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:24 No.10329312
    Just having a little fun. And yourself?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:24 No.10329314
    >>10329281
    " *inhale* YouWereRightSheIsAFreakIAmAnImbecile... sorry for all the trouble"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:25 No.10329334
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    >>10329281
    "I put bull feces in your tea!"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:25 No.10329335
    >>10329314
    This, in a nutshell.

    Have her pour us a cup. She is our maid, after all.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:26 No.10329378
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    >>10329334
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)00:27 No.10329394
    >>10329314
    >>10329335

    "YouWereRightSheIsAFreakI'mAnImbecilePourMeACupOfTea," you rattle off. You sit down across from her, and take a deep breath from your narrow escape.

    Alicia smiles as she pours you a cup of tea, dropping in some sugar and milk as you prefer. "So," she says, standing up and going into the kitchen. "Hungry at all?"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:28 No.10329433
    >>10329394

    I'll take a sandwich.

    And then we're going to DISNEYLAAAAAAND.

    OONST OONST OONST.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:28 No.10329436
    >>10329394
    Of course. Purging always builds up a healthy appetite.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:29 No.10329457
    >>10329394
    "Yes, a bit. On the bright side, you're still the purest -evil- thing I know"
    >> Harmless 06/07/10(Mon)00:30 No.10329467
    >>10329394
    Ask her to get us something light and that we should make some plans.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:30 No.10329473
    >>10329394
    "Yes, definitely, What's for breakfast?"

    Pet Felicia as we sit down. We need to show her some love.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)00:32 No.10329517
    >>10329436
    >>10329433

    Alicia goes into the kitchen, gets out a large loaf of french bread and some meat from the fridge, and starts to make you a sandwich. She has to stand on a stepstool to get up high enough to reach the cutting board, but doesn't seem to mind.

    "So," she asks, as she lays down some meat in neatly layered folded rows on the bread. "Aside from your little close encounter with Little Miss Closet Dominatrix, how are you feeling? Feeling better from your big battle yesterday?"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:33 No.10329532
    >>10329517

    Not until we go to finish what we started that whole mess for.

    Also, DISNEYLAAAAAAND.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:33 No.10329546
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    >>10329517
    I'm still a little miffed about it. I'll sum up the aftermath for you:
    rape victims are just big ol' whiners.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:34 No.10329557
    >>10329517
    "Tons. I wonder... if you can take souls and all... can you just take care of mine should I die again?"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:34 No.10329565
    we still have to give the locket of genderbending to Kristopher
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:34 No.10329566
    >>10329517
    "Yes. Are you?"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:35 No.10329586
    >>10329565
    Oh, shit, son. Where the hell is that locket anyway?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:36 No.10329606
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    >>10329532
    >>10329546
    >>10329565
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:36 No.10329609
    >>10329517
    Tell her the truth.

    Also: we need to see about getting her to teach us some magic. The reality-bending fuckery is awesome but we need to be able to toss better magic than we currently know around without fucking our own shit up in the process.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)00:39 No.10329671
    >>10329532
    >>10329473
    >>10329557
    >>10329566
    >>10329609

    "A bit tired," you admit. "But we've got a lot to do. I've still got to cure Katherine, and we've got to go to Disneyland."

    "Yeah," Alicia sighs. "Disneyland." She lays a couple of slices of cheese down on top of the bread, then some slivered onions and a slice of tomato.

    "Also, I was just wondering. . . can you maybe teach me how to do some magic later on? This sorcery thing I've got going is kinda cool, but it's. . . a bit painful."

    "I suppose I can teach you a bit," Alicia says, brushing a strand of hair behind one pointed ear. "If you really want."

    She seems a bit pensive, it seems, and rather. . . ummmm. . . well, hard to figure out what's wrong, but definitely she's not her usual sarcastic self, as she brushes some butter on the outside of your sandwich and puts it in a panini press.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:39 No.10329673
    >>10329609
    been meaning to ask how to up our Spirit, so we don't drop in one roll
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:41 No.10329711
    >>10329671

    Its obvious, she's developed some affection for us after we dragged her loli ass out of hell. And then to DISNEYLAAAAAAAND!

    We can't let her know!
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)00:41 No.10329716
    >>10329673
    Your Spirit is equal to your Willpower x10. Your current Willpower is 2
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:41 No.10329719
    We need to give her the book now.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:42 No.10329740
    >>10329671
    Thank her & ask if she had a particular time she wanted us to go. Actually...just ask her if something's wrong since she's acting a bit out-of-sorts.
    >> Harmless 06/07/10(Mon)00:43 No.10329752
    >>10329671
    "Well we don't need to talk about magic right now.
    So I'm thinking we should fly out for Florida once, um, stuff is no longer on fire in the mansion."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:43 No.10329758
    Let's try being forward

    ""Yes, Disneyland. You've been really great, I would drown you in morning glories if that's what it takes to pay it back"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:44 No.10329769
    >>10329740
    here
    This too. >>10329719
    She would know best what to do.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:44 No.10329774
    can we spend some of our XP on upgrading our willpower?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)00:47 No.10329819
    >>10329752
    >>10329740
    >>10329711

    "Thanks," you say. "I guess that can wait a bit, though."

    "I guess so too." Alicia says. She leans on the panini press and looks down at her reflection on the chrome plated cover.

    "So. . . you excited about Disneyland?" you ask, as you sip your tea some more.

    "Don't know if I should be," Alicia says. "I've never been, I have no idea what it's like."

    "It's fun, you'll enjoy it."

    "I guess."

    You sit there in silence for a while, petting Felicia on the head, then finally sigh and throw up your hands. "I give up, what's wrong?" you ask.

    "Hmmm?"

    "What's wrong, you're all quiet."

    "Nothing's wrong," Alicia mutters. "You're just being an idiot, is all. Quit worrying so much." She opens up the panini press and cuts the toasted sandwich in half diagonally, arranging it neatly on a single leaf of lettuce, before walking back into the breakfast nook and putting it in front of you.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:48 No.10329834
    >>10329719
    2nd
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:48 No.10329841
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    >about to go to sleep
    >Get feeling awesome quest is happening
    >Find Maidquest
    >Manly tears
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)00:50 No.10329879
    >>10329851
    >>10329857
    >>10329859

    +5 WTF XP. New total is 65.

    You'll be able to spend XP later on.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:50 No.10329885
    Ask about Kat, and also exactly how much experience does she has with a kitchen...
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:50 No.10329888
    >>10329819
    "I've been wondering, will getting those souls back have any effect on you, physically? You said way back when that you're in this body because you were too weak to make an adult one"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:51 No.10329901
    Give her the book. Either now, or after Disney land.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:51 No.10329903
    >>10329819
    "'Nothing is wrong'? we've been talking for several posts and you have yet to insult me properly! AND YOU'RE MAKING ME A SANDWICH! WHAT THE HELL?!"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:52 No.10329917
    2nd asking about Kat.
    >> Janitor 06/07/10(Mon)00:52 No.10329921
    Hey dudes.
    Please keep it softcore.
    That said, enjoy the campaign.
    Thanks. :)
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:52 No.10329926
    >>10329819
    Let it go for now. Give her ze book & ask her to take care of it. She's the best suited for it after all. Should probably sprinkle something about trusting her with it too.

    And tell her we'll talk to Reginald about organizing a trip to Disneyland. Maybe while the house is being unfucked?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:53 No.10329934
    >>10329903
    hmmm, so you mean that if we're nice she can't tsundere...?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:53 No.10329940
    >>10329903
    second though i suspect what's "wrong" is that she likes us and wont admit it to us, we have to figure it out ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:54 No.10329954
    >>10329921
    we have a janitor now? and he's a decent dude?
    when did this happen?

    sage for not counting towards the bumpcap
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:55 No.10329967
    >>10329921
    Shouldn't be a problem... so long as we can avoid thrusting ourselves into any other compromising situations.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:56 No.10329989
    >>10329921
    Can I make a request that you prove you're a Janitor by deleting the talking anonymous math spam?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:57 No.10330022
    >>10329903
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)00:58 No.10330029
    Okay, guys, quick question. Give her the book now or later?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:58 No.10330030
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    >>10329921
    >Janitor
    >Long-standing fact that Mods/Janitors aren't supposed to distinguish their presence
    >Still hope it's true just for the reduction in retardation
    >See the dozens of spambot posts
    Goddammit.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:58 No.10330041
    >>10330029
    Later.

    For now let's ask about Kat.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:59 No.10330044
    >>10330029
    at the end of the conversation as an extra seems better
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:59 No.10330047
    >>10330029
    go ahead and get it over with
    no reason to keep it from her, we kind of trust her now
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:59 No.10330053
    >>10330029
    >NOW
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:59 No.10330057
    >>10330029
    The book we stole from the demon castle? I think we should wait until she's not acting so weird.
    >> Janitor 06/07/10(Mon)01:00 No.10330063
    >>10329954
    I'm mostly here to counter spam, threadshitting and NSFW - spamming ban requests on the analmomtalk bs and the "I am the police of /tg/, I will now spam your thread with allcaps, swastikas, gay porn and derp".

    You guys have fun roleplaying your romance with the young daemonette.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:00 No.10330068
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    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:00 No.10330074
    >>10330057
    Are you kidding me? The reason she's acting weird is because she's not sure how to cope with loving us. If we make her love us more, that'll be awesome.

    And help for the "complete" ending.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:01 No.10330082
    >>10330057
    agreed, wait
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:01 No.10330083
    Oh shit.

    Does the contract cover us dying and coming back to life?

    Because if it doesn't WE'RE FUCKED.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:01 No.10330101
    >>10330083
    Technically, she is free to kill us if she wants. We discussed this with her a thread or two ago. She's cool now.

    Although if we have kids and then die, she would be bound to them.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:02 No.10330105
    >>10330083
    ... balls.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:02 No.10330109
    >>10330083
    We have one hundred lawyers to help us with that, and the clause with our descendants means that she may as well be bound to service until we make one.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:03 No.10330129
    >>10330083
    No. We died, contract null & void.
    >>10330063
    Oh thank Zombie Jesus! A shame this gets NSFW once in a while.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:04 No.10330145
    "So, then," you ask. "What does saving Katherine exactly imply?"

    "Simple," Alicia says, sitting down across from you and crossing her legs. "You give her the locket I gave you, with the spell imbued in it. She takes it, she gets back her soul. . . and her love for you. . . and then she becomes normal again. Such as it was."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:05 No.10330161
    >>10330145
    Well, that's boring.
    To Disneyland!
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:05 No.10330172
    (( All right, OOC question: What does NSFW imply? For instance, is it okay to imply lovemaking if we fade to black and write it up about as torrid as a teen romance novel or something? Or is it a "NO BOOBS EVAR" rule? ))
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:06 No.10330178
    >>10330029
    Wait for a better, more opportune time. Such as at the end of our date in Disneyland.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:06 No.10330198
    >>10330161
    >To Disneyland!
    We're gonna fight the mostly-cyborg/zombie/other fucked up thing Walt Disney. I can feel it.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:06 No.10330199
    >>10330145
    and the transgenderization? what would you need to do your magic with that?
    would the book do it, or at least help?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:06 No.10330200
    >>10330145
    And when does her outy become an inny?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:07 No.10330213
    >>10330172
    Considering we still have the anons that are talking spam, he's not a real Janitor.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:07 No.10330214
    All right, second vote situation: Give Katherine the locket now, or take Alicia to Disneyland first?
    >> Janitor 06/07/10(Mon)01:07 No.10330221
    >>10330172
    It means "don't post any pictures that contain a penis". As for explicit written material ... eh, I'm cool with it.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:08 No.10330224
    >>10330214

    DISNEYLAAAAAAAAAAND!
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:08 No.10330233
    I guess we're waiting until the night to give back the locker, probably have Koyomi or someone watch over her to see all is cool.

    Ask Alicia about resigning a contract to make a cooking internship?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:08 No.10330236
    >>10330214
    Give Kat the locket.

    We bring her back, possibly have brief, passionate sex, then take Alicia to Disneyland.

    She doesn't seem too enthusiastic about it, she can probably stand to wait another hour or so.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:08 No.10330239
    >>10330221


    BEST! JANITOR! EVER!
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:09 No.10330251
    >>10330172
    I don't think that's a real janitor considering the three random spam posts are still there and a certain other quest that shall remain nameless had two fapfiction posts go unmodded over the last week.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:09 No.10330254
    >>10330172
    I'd like to think it means images considering the fact that, unless you just put words referring to genitals or intercourse in caps (e.g. 'CUNT' and 'FUCK') it is rather difficult to distinguish individual words from a block of text without actually examining said block o' text.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:10 No.10330268
    DISNEYLAND

    she is getting a plushie the size of herself. I'm thinking that Mulan dragon, seems demonic enough
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:10 No.10330271
    I think it would make more sense to wait on the locket until we can do something about Katherine's gender so these problems don't recur. Disneyland.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:10 No.10330272
    >>10330221
    >Impersonating the 4chan administrator, moderators, or janitors is strictly forbidden.
    can you prove that you're not violating the rules
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:10 No.10330277
    >>10330214
    It would be really cruel to leave Kat as she is while we go on holiday, and though we may troll, we are not cruel.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:10 No.10330281
    >>10330214
    I'm going to Disneyland.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:11 No.10330301
    >>10330268
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
    Yes. Mulan is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:12 No.10330309
    >>10330214
    Disneyland first. Don't want any of one's time to overshadow the other's.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:13 No.10330342
    I'm seeing a vote of 4 to 3 towards Disneyland right now. So. . .

    ------
    "All right," you say to Alicia, standing up. "I'm guessing we should go to Disneyland now."

    "Right now?" Alicia asks, confused.

    "Well, why not. . . or, technically, let's head down to California today, check into the hotel, and we'll hit the park tomorrow. How does that sound?"

    "I guess that sounds okay," Alicia says. She crosses her legs as she sits on the table, looking at you with her head tilted to one side. "Are you sure about this?"

    "About what?" you ask.

    "The contract on me is null and void. . . and I've asked you to be alone with me. You're not scared at all?"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:15 No.10330368
    >>10330342

    I thought something was up.

    Oh well, I'm sure you've had your chances to do horrible things to me. DISNEYLAAAAAAND!

    Also, Disneyladn is in Florida, Goshujin, you grundlefucking thundercunt.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:15 No.10330370
    >>10330342
    Have you ever seen me scared?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:15 No.10330372
    >>10330342
    "Well if you really want to kill me then you'll certainly have your chance but i like to see the good in people, no matter their past and we DO seem to have become friends or, at least, not hostile towards one another."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:16 No.10330378
    >>10330342
    She had her chance to do terrible things to us while we were in hell yet did not. Part of the reason she was in hell again was because she went back for our body. Why wouldn't we trust her?

    Of course, now I will be sad if she betrays us.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:16 No.10330383
    >>10330368
    Disney WORLD is in Florida. Disney LAND is in Anaheim, CA. Your call to which one you want to go to.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:16 No.10330387
    >>10330342
    "You helped my ass out of Hell, that's a bonding activity if I ever knew one"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:16 No.10330391
    >>10330342
    "In case you hadn't noticed, we're alone right now." Look down at Felicia. "Well, alone enough."
    >> Harmless 06/07/10(Mon)01:16 No.10330393
    >>10330342
    "Depends. What would turn you on more?"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:18 No.10330423
    >>10330383
    I say Disney WORLD. Might as well go all out.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:18 No.10330438
    >>10330342
    Should I be? Honestly, after all we've been through in the past few days. I never even thought about you attacking me.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:18 No.10330442
    I thought the one in florida WAS Disnyeland.

    Sorry, Canadafag here.

    Disney WORLD then.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:19 No.10330460
    >>10330391
    >>10330387
    >>10330378
    >>10330372

    "Well, we're alone now. . . almost," you say, looking down at Felicia and petting her behind the ears. "And, anyway, you've had enough chances to betray me and you haven't yet. You even went after my body in Hell. . . so I guess, I'm not worried. Not at all."

    "That," Alicia says, leaning forward and looking into your eyes seriously, "is because, right now, I love you."

    ". . . really?"

    "No, not really," Alicia says, leaning back and crossing her legs above the knee. She smirks. "It's not my love, remember? It's Katherine's, but I've got it right here." She pats herself over the heart. "But soon enough, that love, and that soul, is going back into Katherine. And I'll go back to being Alicia again. That old Alicia, that Lady Asmoday who sent you to hell the first time. Does that change how you feel about me at all?"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:19 No.10330465
    I think it's horribly cruel to leave Felicia home when we're going to a theme park with giant mice.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:20 No.10330479
    >>10330460
    not really
    >> Janitor 06/07/10(Mon)01:20 No.10330488
    >>10330251
    What random spam posts? :)
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:21 No.10330510
    >>10330460
    "I'll take on you, if you'll take on me"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:22 No.10330517
    >>10330460
    "I trust you to make the right choices."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:22 No.10330518
    >>10330460
    "We'll see."

    Let's go deliver that pendant back to Kat, then come back and call her bluff.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:22 No.10330527
    >>10330460
    "So, it's like loading an old save file? There's no room for your experiences since you took Kat's love to change how you'll feel when you give it up?"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:23 No.10330541
    >>10330488
    the time-laps between the spam being deleted and your post is to great to be conclusive.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:23 No.10330542
    >>10330460
    "I'd be lying if I said that I haven't enjoyed your company during these days, but I think I'll take my chances"
    get in really close to her face, about an inch from actually kissing her
    "and I'm looking forward to making you love me for real"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:23 No.10330544
    >>10330460
    "But surely you don't only have Kat's feelings. I don't think your magic has suppressed your own ability to formulate opinions and feelings regarding a person... So I think that even if you don't love me you at least like me, or you're a damn good actor."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:24 No.10330547
    >>10330460
    >"No, not really," Alicia says, leaning back and crossing her legs above the knee. She smirks. "It's not my love, remember? It's Katherine's, but I've got it right here." She pats herself over the heart.
    This is new. She explicitly stated before that those were in the locket. That was why she gave it to us & told us to flee hell without her before, correct?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:25 No.10330565
    >>10330488
    I stand corrected. Unless... you were the spammer all along!

    But seriously, thanks for that and I look forward to seeing the board with actual moderation (so long as you keep leaving our infrequent fapfics alone).

    Also, could you send someone over to /tv/? That place is a troll/spam shit-hole.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:25 No.10330567
    >>10330460
    Not at all. She might not love us anymore but it won't change who she is. We'll just make her truly love us.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:25 No.10330572
    >>10330547
    it's like she's trying to pull a fast one on us
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:25 No.10330574
    >>10330460
    how about you then? no sentiments to loosing these feelings for me, or do you still hate them?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:25 No.10330577
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    >>10330460

    "BULLSHIT, sweetcheeks. You shoved Kat's love into that locket and swapped it for your soul and ol' Maximilian's, I was fucking there."
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:26 No.10330592
    >>10330547

    +5 Experience and a Cunning Check

    > 12 vs 9

    You do remember her saying that, and it occurs to you that maybe she's mistaken. . . but you can tell she's not lying about having Katherine's love inside her. So either she was mistaken the first time, or she's not understanding the truth.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:27 No.10330594
    >>10330577
    don't call her on it
    playing along with her game will be more fun
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:27 No.10330601
    Tell her we just want to spend one glorious moment together. Without hell or anyone else.

    At Disneyland.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:28 No.10330607
    >>10330592

    Huh... Disconcerting. OH WELL, DISNEY WORLD TIME.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:29 No.10330619
    All right, last step on the conversation tree: call her on this, or not? After this, you're on your way to the Magic Kingdom.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:29 No.10330623
    >>10330592
    Smile.

    "In that case, aren't you afraid to be alone with me? What if this borrowed love makes you do something you'll find repulsive later?"
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:29 No.10330627
    >>10330601
    Seconded, after disneyworld though, we should ask her that when we do return kat's love that she at least take the time to think on what we've been through ad the things we've done for her before she brutally murders us.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:29 No.10330628
    Good to see so many posts, I believe I can sleep tight today.

    If Disneyworld, we need to show her the scary ones so she can laugh her ass off. And book a goddamn castle room to see the fireworks (we got money to throw away right?). And don't forget the goddamn plushie
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:29 No.10330629
    >>10330619
    No. Save it. When our trip is done, we can reference this again and then call her on it when we've done more to cement her feelings for us.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:29 No.10330632
    >>10330619
    Don't call her on it. We can tell her about it later.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:30 No.10330635
    >>10330592
    >+5 Experience and a Cunning Check
    Fuck year long term memory!

    >Results of the check.
    We should mention this to her. It's important whether it results in exposing her deception or misunderstanding.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:30 No.10330643
    >>10330619
    don't call her on it, more fun. also
    >>10330574
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:30 No.10330647
    >>10330619
    Don't tread on a girl's emotional side like that, bro. That's just asking for trouble
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:31 No.10330656
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    >>10330488

    ... even IF you're trolling your ass off, it's preferable to the vanilla spam. Also, earlier today there was an 'E-MAIL MOOT' thread to get /tg/ some attention, and moot telling our currently assigned janitor to make his janitorial duties a little higher profile to let /tg/ know they are not forsaken... seems plausible.

    maidquest- so awesome even the janitors like it.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:32 No.10330677
    >>10330619

    let her keep her illusions. MAGIC KINGDOM TIEM.

    We'll say we're leaving Kat's love in her for a bit as insurance against backstabbing.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:33 No.10330684
    >>10330623
    > "In that case, aren't you afraid to be alone with me? What if this borrowed love makes you do something you'll find repulsive later?"

    "Oh," she smirks. "Don't worry. . . if I do. . . I'll just kill you when it's all over." She pokes you in the forehead. "Enjoy the sandwich. I'm gonna go get packed."

    She turns and walks out of the yacht galley.

    -----
    Long story short, you finish up your breakfast and take some time booking your trip to Disney World. How many days do you want to go for?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:34 No.10330695
    >>10330656
    >Image of Ahmidurpidurp
    >Hell yeah, Shas'O R'what'sit likes this too.
    >Anonymous
    >1260425043035.jpg
    WHY MUST YOU PLAY WITH MY HEART?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:34 No.10330701
    >>10330684
    hmm... how about... 3 i guess? would that be enough time to thoroughly enjoy Disney World?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:34 No.10330703
    Anyone have disneyworld experience? I only know there are parades ad fireworks every single day
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:35 No.10330715
    >>10330684
    A day of travel, 3 days there, and a day of returning.

    Although make sure to leave very good instructions, including having Sam hire a chef.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:36 No.10330723
    >>10330684
    Before we make this decision, do we get to give orders to the rest of the maids while we're gone (I believe this was just for Alicia and us)? Are we still going to be able to work on the mansion through them or are these days written off?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:36 No.10330729
    >>10330684
    I don't think we can afford more than one, every day is precious.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:36 No.10330730
    >>10330715
    And Koyomi with a new defense project. She can test it on Felicia... or herself...
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:36 No.10330731
    >>10330703
    As >>10330715 I took my kids to Disneyland two years ago, and that's what we did. They seemed to have fun all three days, with no signs of slowing down, but we'd done everything at least once by the end of it.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:36 No.10330736
    >>10330715
    A female chef, of course.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:36 No.10330738
    >>10330701
    Keep this in mind: Unlike Disneyland, which is a single park along with a secondary park (California Adventure), Disney World is a FUCK HUEG RESORT with over half a dozen amusement parks and a FUCK HUGE number of hotels and shit.

    Also remember this is day 15 of 30. You've got some things to do, so the more time you spend with Alicia on vacation, the less time you'll have left to do it.

    However, the more time you spend with Alicia on vacation, the further you'll manage to progress her quest.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:37 No.10330754
    >>10330684
    Two days sounds good. No more than three.

    Make sure the maids and Reginald have instructions to repair the mansion as well as we can.

    Also, where's our damn chef!?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:38 No.10330759
    >>10330738
    i think 3 is the best bet, its not too little time but its not too much to fuck ourselves over.
    >> Harmless 06/07/10(Mon)01:39 No.10330771
    >>10330738
    3 days should be good.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:39 No.10330774
    So 3 days total at most.

    GENTLEMEN, reforming succubi is what /tg/ whiteknights for
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:39 No.10330776
    >>10330703
    IT'S THE PLACE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE, MAN! ALL OF 'EM!

    >>10330684
    >How many days do you want to go for?
    3 IS A DECENT NUMBER.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:39 No.10330780
    >>10330684
    give locket to Reg to give to Kat, along with a letter explaining the situation for her, right after we leave
    tell him to tell no one. have the letter make clear that we WILL make this work so she should just relax and get as comfortable as possible while we are away

    last day in DL we spring it on Alicia that the locket is already with Kat, cue tsundere hyper reaction
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:40 No.10330789
    If we're doing 3 days, we better pretty much clear her quest then. I don't think we can afford more time on her after this. 12 days for the rest of the maids, pumping up our mansion and training for Reginald will be pretty tight... Not to mention who knows what random things will come our way.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:42 No.10330808
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    >>10330780
    I'm Commander Shepard & this is, currently, my favorite plan to go after the lil Demon of Lust.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:42 No.10330809
    Guys come on. We only have 30 days and we're on 15. 3 is too much.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:42 No.10330813
    >>10330789
    We'll get magical tutoring I guess. And we only lack Koyomi (she's at warm) and Kat (Who already confessed to love us)

    Then we go all heroic and fight Reginald before signing our heritage contract
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:42 No.10330814
    3 days it is.

    You decide to book a trip for three days. It also occurs to you that you should put in some instructions to the others while you're gone.

    As a reminder, you need to give instructions to:

    Reginald
    Samantha
    Jehanne
    Carmine
    Koyomi
    Felicia
    Kristoph

    -----
    A few tasks to keep in mind.

    1. If you want to improve a household trait, you can assign one or two staff members to work on it. You cannot, however, improve Kitchen without hiring a chef.

    2. Special Assignments: Reginald, Samantha and Koyomi can be assigned to improve the house's defenses. This will cause it to take less damage if it is ever attacked again.

    3. Special Assignments: Samantha can be told to hire on new staff members if needed.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:43 No.10330818
    >>10330780
    This.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:44 No.10330834
    >>10330813
    Don't forget Carmine and Felicia. If we're going for a full ending, we need to get them up to the love level at least.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:44 No.10330841
    >>10330814

    I wholeheartedly endorse this plan here >>10330780
    Its just like us to something that dickish.

    Also, have Sam hire a chef and anyone else we need, have Koyomi and Reg make the mansion more defensible. Everyone else improves what they can.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:45 No.10330853
    >>10330834
    We can probably make Felicia our familiar now we have lolmagic
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:46 No.10330865
    >>10330814
    Instruct Reginald to hand Kat the pendant, with a message (that we write before we leave) explaining the situation. He is not to hand Kat the pendant OR the message until a specific time.

    Tell Sam to look for a chef.

    Tell Koyomi to build up the house's defenses, and tell Jehanne to bless/sanction the defenses. Also, we could use a shrine.

    Tell Kris to work on the gardens with Felicia.

    Tell Carmine to make sure the other maids are performing their assigned tasks. Help with the defenses if she is able.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:46 No.10330871
    >>...780 is awesome, I vote we do it.

    In addition, talk to Sam before we go, and have her hire a chef. And talk to Koyomi about DEFENCE MECHANISMS.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:47 No.10330875
    >>10330814
    Jehanne work on the Gardens
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:47 No.10330876
    >>10330814
    For one bit see >>10330780
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:47 No.10330877
    Kristoph/Kat can connect with her feminine side while making an even more beautiful garden for us
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:48 No.10330895
    Have Samantha do some interviewing and hire a chef she thinks is suitable. Put Kristoph and Felicia on gardens. Could Jehanne maybe help with defenses by creating something effective against demons?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:48 No.10330902
    >>10330814
    have Reg and Koyomi work on the defences
    give Sam our full support in hiring a chef
    Jehanne to work on the d├ęcor
    Kat to chill
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:48 No.10330905
    Update:

    You've decided to leave the locket with Reginald in an envelope, containing a note explaining what it's about. I need someone to roll 1d6. The first result will be the pertinent result.

    Secondly, I'm seeing that you want Samantha to hire on a chef and then work on household defenses. That mostly takes care of her.

    The others, I'll wait up on until you decide.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:48 No.10330906
    >>10330814

    Assign Samantha, Reginald, and Kyomi to House Defense.

    >if it's ever attacked again

    >if

    Pull the other one, it's got bells on it. We can be fucking sure that demon is going to be back- eventually- and extremely pissed off. After that whole "war in hell" thing is resolved. To say nothing of the fucker we sicced him on.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:49 No.10330914
    >>10330814
    Put Carmine in Commisar outfit, have her work with Reginald and Koyomi on defense(I'm hoping it has some hidden boost to strategic thinking or something).

    Have Sam work on hiring a chef.

    Follow the plan about having Reg give the locket to Kat with the letter, and have Jehanne keep an eye on Kat to make sure she doesn't lapse back into crazy depression.

    Felicia... is a cat.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:49 No.10330916
    >>10330895
    anti-demon defenses would effect Alicia so no
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:50 No.10330931
    Gardens: Kat... and probably Felicia? She can at least kill small pests
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:50 No.10330932
    >>10330814
    Have Sam find a sexy Chef. Kyomi and Reginald work on defenses. Jehanne ad Kris work on the Gardens. Carmine can do the beach... if Felicia is capable of doing anything have her do decor
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:50 No.10330934
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>10330905
    oh god I hope this is good...
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:51 No.10330948
    Update:


    Reginald - Leave the locket with him, then have him improve defenses

    Samantha - Have her hire on a chef.

    Jehanne - ???

    Carmine - ???

    Koyomi - Have her improve the house's defenses.

    Felicia - She's a cat.

    Kristoph - Gardens
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:52 No.10330953
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>10330905
    NO WHAMMIES!
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:52 No.10330958
    >>10330934
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:52 No.10330961
    >>10330934
    Well, shit. :P
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:52 No.10330966
    hire a female chef/alchemist
    >> Harmless 06/07/10(Mon)01:52 No.10330967
    >>10330934
    ...

    Oh well.. I'm sure its not that important.

    Also is it possible to use lolmagic to let reroll?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:53 No.10330976
    >>10330961
    I'm willing to burn xp to get a reroll. Anyone with me?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:53 No.10330979
    Carmine will do the beach. Jehanne will do the Decor
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:54 No.10330986
    Carmine seemed to LOVE decoring

    So that leaves Jehanne on... Garden/Beach? She uses that fountain/lake

    Probably Sam will pick up a few cooking tips if she's that devoted
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:54 No.10330989
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>10330948
    >Jehanne - ???
    Heh. Put her on Decor. See what she can make of the place. Hopefully something to compliment all the Gothic stuff.
    >Carmine - ???
    She seemed to enjoy the beach before. She should work on that.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:54 No.10330990
    >>10330905

    Carmine and Kat should work gardens. Uh, have Carmine plant... trees, and some shrubberies. It's harder to fuck that up through RAEG. Kyomi should be installing turrets through the whole house. The standard model is fine, but if she could replace that silly fucking tripod with something more sturdy...? Aliens Sentry Guns, GRID 1530 laptops and the whole nine yards, not the Combine Topples-a-Lot-Special.

    And Felica- the beach. At least she won't be underfoot. Either that, or assign her to, ahem, Reginald. Mellow him out a bit.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:54 No.10330993
    >>10330976
    >>10330967
    10 xp. Reroll?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:54 No.10331000
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>10330993
    YES
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:55 No.10331009
    >>10331000
    BWAHAHA! I'm awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:55 No.10331011
    >>10330990
    Carmine kills things... probably beach again as the last time...
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:55 No.10331012
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    >>10330961

    TRUE TO FORM
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:55 No.10331014
    >>10331000
    Confirmed. Great roll.

    . . . it occurs to you, as you seal the envelope. . . maybe it's not such a great idea if you're not around when Katherine's emotions come flooding back.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:55 No.10331015
    >>10330993
    Not that bad of a hit, I say we do it.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:55 No.10331016
    >>10330993
    only if we can us this one >>10331000
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:55 No.10331017
    >>10331000
    yes
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:56 No.10331031
    Good night folks

    don't forget the plushie and fireworks
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:57 No.10331033
    Jehanne on Decor is something I shall second. AXES AND SWORDS EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE. This mansion is going to be bitching.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:57 No.10331038
    >>10331014
    >Maybe it's not such a great idea...

    That's what I said, but then herpderp disneyland now
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:57 No.10331040
    >>10331014
    Lets NOT leave it... she will kill herself
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)01:57 No.10331044
    >>10331033

    All right, final assignments.

    Reginald - Leave the locket with him, then have him improve defenses

    Samantha - Have her hire on a chef.

    Jehanne - Decor

    Carmine - Beach

    Koyomi - Have her improve the house's defenses.

    Kristoph - Gardens

    -----

    The one loose end: there was a suggestion up the line that Felicia be assigned to. . . mellow out. . . Reginald. Yes or no?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:58 No.10331046
    >>10331014

    Point taken... No point trolling Alicia if it hurts Kat.

    It'll have to wait until we get back.
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    SUICIDE MAID NARROWLY, NARROWLY AVERTED
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:58 No.10331053
    I really want to be around when we hire the chef though, so we can choose out of a lineup. I wonder if we can get her to give us a couple portfolios on some potential hires.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:58 No.10331055
    >>10331014
    hmm... if we give before we leave then Alicia will probably sense it, if we don't then we miss trolling opportunity...
    maybe have her be able to phone us if she wants to talk?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:58 No.10331065
    >>10331046
    Why wait? Do it now. Before we leave.
    >> Harmless 06/07/10(Mon)02:00 No.10331085
    >>10331055
    Honestly I don't think that its a great idea.
    We are flying out the next day right?
    Lets talk with Kat now or wait until we get back.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:00 No.10331086
    >>10331055
    You DO remember that her trying to kill herself is what caused this shit in the first place, don't you?

    If we aren't there when she puts it on...
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:00 No.10331088
    >>10331014
    There. Can we please act like we care about Kat now and give her the thing we went through hell to get?

    Also, Goshujin, does giving Kat the locket give her the gender-swap?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:01 No.10331104
    >>10331065
    No... Giving her the locket and then DITCHING HER for three days is a HORRIBLE idea.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:01 No.10331106
    Let's not create drama until after we return. Let's just have Kristoph do his gardening.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:01 No.10331112
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    >>10331044

    Samefag here. Let's do it. The catgirl knows how to make a good approach- unmistakable, but not too pushy, and she can take no for an answer. If she gives us the Sad Kitty face, then that's that, but she seems more... liberated, no?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)02:02 No.10331119
    >>10331088
    It may give her the gender swap. It may not. All you know is that Alicia claims that it took all of her power reserves remaining from hell to create that spell and put it in the locket.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:02 No.10331121
    >>10331044
    >The one loose end: there was a suggestion up the line that Felicia be assigned to. . . mellow out. . . Reginald. Yes or no?

    Oh god. No.

    >>10331044
    I STILL think we should give the locket back BEFORE we leave for the Disney.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:03 No.10331132
    If Kat is too distraught we just... wait to go to disney. It's not fucking going anywhere.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:03 No.10331136
    Not unless mellow out just means being cute and cuddly.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:03 No.10331145
    One thing: Our magic. As awesome as it is, I'm afraid I've run into problems with "compounding backlash that eventually kills you" systems when DMing before. One of two things happens: Either they never use it because they are scared to die or they use it constantly because it's awesome and head goes pop. The second of those two seems to be happening here, especially with things as small as as spell that is "simplicity itself" (summoning a bat) incurring backlash.

    Maybe we can get a slowly emptying backlash meter or something? When we go for a while without using magic our mind recuperates? Or maybe some way to be able to cast basic spells without breaking our sanity?
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:04 No.10331150
    Sick Felicia on Reginald, but if he asks, deny everything.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:04 No.10331161
    >>10331121

    So you want to give a person their mind back, which will be in a state where they were ready to commit suicide over thinking we hate them, RIGHT before we ditch them in the mansion for 3 days to go to disneyworld with a Demon?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)02:04 No.10331163
    Okay, I'm not seeing a consensus here, so one more vote. Give the locket to Kat now, or after Disneyland?

    Vote now. Five minutes.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:04 No.10331167
    >>10331088
    >>10331104
    >>10331106

    Let's leave the locket in Reggies custody, with strict instructions not to let it out of his sight or person till we return. Fill him in on what will happen if Kat DOES get her hands on it. No romeo or juliet bullshit on Reggies watch, as long as he has the proper HUMINT.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:04 No.10331168
    >>10331163
    After
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:04 No.10331170
    >>10331163
    after
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:05 No.10331174
    >>10331132

    This. And there still is a chance that Alicia will go insane after we give the locket.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:05 No.10331179
    >>10331132
    This to everyone saying "we can't give her her memories back then leave."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:06 No.10331184
    >>10331163
    Have Reg give it to her on the morning we start coming back. Have the note say that we are coming back just for her, and that tomorrow is her special day.

    And it will be so.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:06 No.10331185
    >>10331163
    >AFTER
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)02:06 No.10331197
    >>10331145
    It actually does slowly empty. Any 24 hour period in which you don't use magic will cause your backlash to slowly dissipate.

    The reason it is so severe is because, to be honest, your magic is overpowered. I really don't want lolmagic being your first response to everything.
    >> Harmless 06/07/10(Mon)02:07 No.10331204
    >>10331179
    This. AKA.

    >now
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:07 No.10331209
    can we learn more of the other magic. you know the non-insanity inducing magic.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:07 No.10331212
    >>10331161
    No. I want my rum & coke to magically refill itself.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:08 No.10331217
    >>10331167
    have Reg give her the envelope on the last day, that way we can still spring it on Alicia while in deredere mode, and gives Kat a little time to figure things out before we come home
    have him keep check on her so she doesn't suicide
    and to text us when he gives it to her
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:08 No.10331219
    After
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:09 No.10331234
    >>10331179
    No.

    We're going to give her her memories back, have tender, loving sex with her, and THEN we leave.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:09 No.10331240
    The reason we're all voting "After," Kat-fans, is because we've got her love- in the locket- well-in-hand, and Kat as she is now is stable. Post-love... well, she's the other one that is tsunadre towards us, remember. This is pretty much our only chance to DO DISNEY.

    And besides, we just fought our way back from hell, FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME. We deserve some time off before we dive into the whole Kat thing again. We DID go through hell- literally- so that we could bring ALL our maids, even the lolidemon, out of this alive and intact. 100% completion, GOOD END, motherfuckers.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:09 No.10331243
    >>10331163
    After the trip.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:09 No.10331244
    >tender, loving sex with her
    I'm afraid it wont work that way until we go on her specific quest.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)02:09 No.10331245
    The current vote is split, but it seems that the plurality want to wait.

    -----
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:10 No.10331266
    >>10331240
    THIS
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)02:12 No.10331290
    You finish booking your trip, make some arrangement with your maids for last-minute instructions, and decide to head out tonight, then. Reginald brings the helicopter around, and you and Alicia get ready to board the copter together.

    As you're getting on, though, you feel a tug on your sleeve. Looking down, you see Felicia sitting there on the helicopter pad, looking up at you. She has a sad kitty look on her face. :(
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:13 No.10331301
    >>10331290

    Give her a kiss goodbye and a scratch behind the ears.

    Tell her we'll only be gone a couple days.
    >> Harmless 06/07/10(Mon)02:13 No.10331303
    >>10331290
    Give her a hug goodbye and tell her to be a good cat until we return.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)02:13 No.10331304
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    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:13 No.10331306
    "Don't worry, I'm sure Regi would be happy keeping you company."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:14 No.10331315
    >>10331290
    scratch behind ear, kiss forehead, then point her towards Jehanne and Sam *trollface*
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:15 No.10331349
    >>10331290
    Give Alicia a questioning look. If she looks cross, give Felicia a good pet then leave her. If Alicia looks approving, bring the catgirl.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:16 No.10331358
    >>10331290
    Just look from her to Alicia
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:17 No.10331372
    Say to Alicia, "We could just let her chase the giant mice while we're there. But it's your disney trip so it's your call."
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:17 No.10331373
    >>10331290
    Awwww. Forehead kiss and say we'll be back don't worry.

    Oh shit, also retroactively give Jehanne some strictures about what she can and cannot do. She wanted some limits like the good little sub she apparently is. Like she cannot bring herself to climax without another present, she'll love that one.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)02:18 No.10331381
    >>10331301
    >>10331303
    >>10331306

    You give Felicia a hug and a scratch behind the ears. "Don't worry," you say. "I won't be gone long. Be a good kitty until I come back."

    Felicia seems to accept that, but she still seems very sad, and her ears droop as she walks away from the helicopter pad.

    As the helicopter starts to fly away, Alicia gives you a pat on the back of the hand. "Thanks," she says softly.

    "For what?"

    "For remembering. . . I know it's selfish, but I really want this alone. I don't want anyone else around, not even Felicia."

    -----
    Alicia's relationship level is raised to: (WARM).
    Felicia's relationship level is on the cusp of dropping to (NEUTRAL). You'll have to give her some serious attention when you get back.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:20 No.10331413
    >>10331373
    how about she can't cum unless WE'RE there
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:20 No.10331417
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    >>10331381

    >You'll have to give her some serious attention when you get back.

    NO PROBLEM
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:21 No.10331428
    >>10331381
    >some serious attention

    Well we've got to raise our hidden sex-state somehow. We're going to need to be a dynamo if we want to be able to handle the harem end.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:21 No.10331431
    >>10331381
    >Felicia's relationship level is on the cusp of dropping to (NEUTRAL). You'll have to give her some serious attention when you get back.
    We're bringing someone back something mouse-related to terrorize.

    Actually we should probably SOUVENIRS FOR EVERYONE!
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:21 No.10331438
    >>10331413
    Hmmm. That would troll Samantha too. I approve, she needs to understand we are the one on top.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:22 No.10331445
    >>10331438

    Thirded for retroactive dickery.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:23 No.10331466
    >>10331431
    Well, of course. Have the reason to go to Disneyland is for shitty merchandise.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:24 No.10331471
    >>10331431
    Souvenirs a great idea. Going out on a special trip with one girl is going to sting a little for everyone.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:24 No.10331478
    >>10331466
    Half, not have. Whoops.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)02:25 No.10331487
    >>10331413
    >>10331373

    I'll allow this.

    You decide to give Jehanne some instructions before you leave. Essentially, she's not allowed to have an orgasm unless you're present.

    This does occur to you that it will also troll Samantha. You guys are dicks.

    -----
    The helicopter flies off into the sunset towards the Florida coastline. It will arrive there at some point this evening, then you will check into the hotel. You've spared no expense, of course: the rooms are some of the best you can get in the park.

    On the way down there, though, you glance over at Alicia, then at Reginald, then look at yourself in the mirror, and it occurs to you that you might want to think of a cover story. "I'm in Florida on a date with my loli-looking demoness girlfriend" might not be the best way to not have Chris Hanssen visit you.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:26 No.10331510
    >>10331487
    Well, if anybody asks, she's our daughter.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:26 No.10331512
    >>10331471
    Fortunately two of them are devoted, another doesn't care about multiple wives, one we have a secret locket of love for when we get back, one is netural, and the last one we are going to spend some serious time with afterwards.

    I would say it's cool for now.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:27 No.10331524
    >>10331487

    Uhhh... Shit. Manchild? I got nothin.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:27 No.10331527
    >>10331487
    i counter with little sister
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:28 No.10331542
    >>10331445
    Fourthed
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:29 No.10331562
    >>10331487

    ... OR we could say we're taking her on her make-a-wish trip... NAH, way too hard a sell. Little sister makes the most sense.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:29 No.10331563
    >>10331510
    Hmmm, that might work. For anything that stands out beyond that well... both of us have magic and I can't imagine diverting someone's attention is going to incur BACKLASH.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)02:30 No.10331574
    2 votes for daughter, 2 for little sister.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:30 No.10331575
    >>10331527
    this works better with our age, I think. I'm not sure we nailed down how old we are and I forget how old Alicia looks.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:30 No.10331576
    >>10331527
    ... Our girlfriend is a late bloomer. That's all.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:31 No.10331592
    >>10331574
    Little sister vote.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:31 No.10331596
    Little sister is good too.

    Could also be our wife with a glandular disorder. They really exist, there is one chinese woman who is perpetuall locked at 13. No lie.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:31 No.10331603
    Little sister.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:32 No.10331615
    >>10331574
    As the guy who suggested Daughter at first, I'm going to flop to Little Sister. I was just going by instinct, but I now remember that the protagonist (do we have a name?) isn't as old as I am.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/07/10(Mon)02:32 No.10331621
    Little Sister it is.

    New thread: >>10331618

    Someone archive this one, please.
    >> Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)02:34 No.10331648
    >>10331574
    Lil sister



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