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    6 KB Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:27 No.10250550  
    TG I had a horrible nightmare.

    Games Workshop went under, filed for bankruptcy, and had to sell the rights to 40K to the highest bidder.

    The highest bidder was... Disney.

    Suddenly we had dozens of shows, Hannah Montana was Amberly Vail, and Justin Bieber was Creed.
    "The Suite Life of Tzeench and Khorne" was a ratings darling, and once a month we got to watch a 'new' movie as The Youngest Guardsman dealt with being transfered to a new regiment, with bully sergeants, nerdy techpriests, and an absolutely gorgeous Guardsman first class.

    TG.... Make this better for me.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:34 No.10250710
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    This is the evil I had to deal with.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:36 No.10250733
    That is hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:36 No.10250749
    Nightmare? Sounds like a brilliant dream.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:37 No.10250758
    It's already better.
    Disney Workshop, onward towards a brighter future.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:38 No.10250775
    Doesn't sound so bad, actually.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:38 No.10250787
    Could've been bought by Hasbro...
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:39 No.10250795
    ...on the plus side, Kingdom Hearts 3 would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:39 No.10250797

    Says you. While I agree that Grimdark would improve the disney channel. I don't think Disney does much to improve the Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:39 No.10250803
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    They did an ok job with Prince of Persia.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:40 No.10250815

    I'm.... Remarkably okay with that.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:40 No.10250818
    FUCK. YES.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:41 No.10250831
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:41 No.10250834
    Okay then, OP here. If, as you say, this is a good thing... Come up with better ones than my exhausted brain could deal with. In what ways clever ways can we make the world a little more grimdark?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:42 No.10250846
    Didn't KH originally have Chainswords anyway? Then they took them out?

    HMMMM, me thinks it would not be so bad.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:42 No.10250847

    FF characters are already on the backburner!

    fucking 2 focused more about saving china or aztec gold than SAVING THE UNIVERSE

    well the portable spin offs may have been better but still
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    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:43 No.10250883

    I do remember there was an Iron Giant Necron thread a few months back...
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:44 No.10250896
    I don't know. King Mickey getting butchered and his lifeless husk strapped into an engine that will keep his soul trapped for all eternity by feeding it souls of children would be perfect.

    But then, Goofy Heresy.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:46 No.10250931
    Are you telling me we could have had Keyblade chainswords?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:46 No.10250937

    >>MSPaints Mickey Mouse Ears on the Emperor

    Struck by lightning.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:47 No.10250958
    Nah, the Donald Heresy.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:47 No.10250960
    Yep, there was a video from an early build floating around, if I remember, or it was a couple of pictures.
    >> The Destroyer of Elah !!BYDyM6cb+nS 06/03/10(Thu)14:47 No.10250961
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    >Goofy Heresy
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:48 No.10250972
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    >Donald Heresy

    Fixed that for you.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:48 No.10250981
    The Suite Life of Tzeentch and Khorne actually sounds like it would be fun.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:48 No.10250987

    N'Yuck. GORSH!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:49 No.10250990
    Lucky you. Now I'M imagining a whole Legion of Space Marines going "A-hyuk!"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:49 No.10250991
    >Suddenly we had dozens of shows, Hannah Montana was Amberly Vail, and Justin Bieber was Creed.

    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:50 No.10251005
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:50 No.10251009
    That sounds more like The Odd Couple to me.

    "Can two Chaos Gods share an apartment without driving each other crazy?"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:52 No.10251032

    Now Gods, we have a special guest at the hotel this week. Don't do anything like try to suck out his soul or chop off his head.


    Goooood. Now run along and lead some planets into eternal damnation.
    >> The Destroyer of Elah !!BYDyM6cb+nS 06/03/10(Thu)14:52 No.10251047
    Wait, if Goofy = Horus in this case, then all the Space Marines following him would now be Chaos Space Marines...

    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:53 No.10251057
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    Do not know if want.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:53 No.10251064
    >I don't know. Walt Disney getting butchered and his lifeless husk strapped into an engine that will keep his soul trapped for all eternity by feeding it souls of children would be perfect.

    I fixed that for you. Every day in his secret bunker beneath Main Street USA, Uncle Walt must be fed hundreds of thousands of dollars.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:54 No.10251079
    London Tipton is a Slaanesh Daemonette. YAY ME! Whatcha doooooooin'?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:54 No.10251088

    Everyone's always in favour of saving Disney's brain but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooh, suddenly you've gone too far.
    >> The Destroyer of Elah !!BYDyM6cb+nS 06/03/10(Thu)14:56 No.10251116
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    Hwat ahbowt mhee?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:57 No.10251120

    FUND IT.
    >> !!yXK3nig2soW 06/03/10(Thu)14:57 No.10251135
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    every time someone posts that pic i read it in his glorious voice.

    also i would die and be in heaven if shit would go down like OP`s post. im just tearing up thinking of the glory of it all. also gizmoduck confirmed for dreadnought/white scars and darkwing confirmed for awesome. pic related
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)14:59 No.10251161
    Mickey, the intrepid Space Marine.
    Goofy, his bumbling Techpriest.
    Donald, the psyker sidekick.
    And Pluto, honorary Imperial Guard.

    In the grim darkness of the future, can magic bloom?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:00 No.10251181

    Not to mention Cuban children.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:01 No.10251194
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    Raven Guard becomes Darkwing Guard.

    "I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the live frag grenade in your ammo dump. I AM KAYVAAN SHRIKE!"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:02 No.10251197
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    >> The Destroyer of Elah !!BYDyM6cb+nS 06/03/10(Thu)15:02 No.10251206
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:03 No.10251218

    Bungie could have bought it...
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:03 No.10251219
    So um... Scrooge?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:05 No.10251244
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    That's INQUISITOR SCROOGE to you.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:06 No.10251262
    Black Cauldron - Disney equivailent of horus heresy.

    Censored to all fucking hell, filled with material that brought nightmares to god damn millions.

    I wouldn't mind Ursula being a Slaneeshian sorcerer, however. She fits the role god damn flawlessly. "Poor unfortunate souls" is prime god damn example.

    I mean man, more I think about it more slaneeshi it gets.

    "..And don't forget the importance of body language *boo-bom-boo-bom-boo-bom* bwhah!"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:06 No.10251263
    Honestly, it feels like he should be... Khorne or something.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:07 No.10251273
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    Pic related: The Chaos Gods?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:08 No.10251281

    Nah, Inquisitor. You can imagine the fear as he walks down a street.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:09 No.10251308

    Scrooge is too self-centric to be a inquisitor.

    Perhaps ungodly rich rogue trade with mobile fortress that would make Eldar jealous. Occasional Ork Lootas (Beagle Boys) trying to loot his place for dakka and teef and sorcerer of Tzeentch trying to loot the artifacts harbored by him, namely his token lucky crown.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:10 No.10251314
    Maleficent would make a great Sorceress of Tzeentch.
    >> !!yXK3nig2soW 06/03/10(Thu)15:10 No.10251318
    holy shit this is awesome.

    this would be the greatest thing ever
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:12 No.10251349
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    9000 hours in MS paint!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:12 No.10251352

    If we would cut that down to four, (If Malal counts) we wouldn't have any problems who is who.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:13 No.10251361
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    Yeah, he fits best as a Rogue Trader. The extended family are his employees, the villains his trade rivals ane nemeses.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:15 No.10251384

    Oh dear god, I could convert every story made by Carl Barks into a DH Campaing.

    I can still recall the black paint that could eat through ANYTHING excluding diamonds, which is to say glob of such paint could eat through planets entirely.

    And there was a armor painted with such paint excluding the soles of the armor.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:15 No.10251389
    Hades/Maleficient: Tzeentch
    Ursula/Cruella: Slaanesh
    Nurgle: Hook/Jaffar
    No idea about Khorne, pick one of each of those two.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:16 No.10251401
    I think you mean his lucky charter, to all the most profitable trade routes.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:17 No.10251411

    >Meanwhile, in dungeons of Ordo Xenos
    >'Ey bozz, when we are gettin' out ere?
    >Near gretching sized ork barks out
    >Shut it you git, I gots all dis planned out!

    Proceed mega gargant crushing through the dungeon walls, pickup up the beagle boys and stomping off to distance..
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:18 No.10251433
    Khorne: Scar/Gaston
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:19 No.10251450
    canoness white and the seven squats
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:20 No.10251453
    That works. Are we going to keep each god with two villains, or shall we pick one for each?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:20 No.10251456

    Seven whats?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:21 No.10251471
    Rattigan might be khorne, at least at the end.

    also, No one purges Xenos like Gaston!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:21 No.10251475
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    knew this would come in handy.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:21 No.10251480
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    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:21 No.10251487
    Rattigan is pretty fucking crazy, yeah. The villains probably fit better as well, villains, really. Rattigan could be the leader of a rogue regiment of abhumans.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:22 No.10251497
    Make her a Magos instead.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:22 No.10251499

    No, no. The first lucky crown he owns is practically a heirloom, equivalent of "Emperor's will" psyker power, but constant effect and doubled.

    Which is to say, there is EVERYTHING after that paticular item, even if stolen by one of the villians infight is bound to happen.

    >Beagle Boys: Hah! We got da' scrooges firs krown! Should we krump it?
    >Magica De Spell: Ignorant barbarians, you do not even hope to understand what powers that item holds, it can make its wielder the most powerful person in material universe!
    >Beagle Boyz: Wrongz you git! Da baddetz ding' in univerz are da beagle boyz! There is nuttin' bigger, lootier, sneakier and meaner dan uz!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:23 No.10251505
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    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:23 No.10251511
    It's a crown, though. It doesn't feel right to replace a coin.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:23 No.10251513
    You are now imagining a Pirates of the Caribbean-style movie franchise about the wars for Armageddon, with Johnny Depp as Yarrick.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:23 No.10251515

    No-one has implants like Gaston!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:24 No.10251526
    this is bad and /tg/ should feel bad
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:24 No.10251533

    A crown is a coin of imperial currency, not the literal crown, you silly-billy.
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    This Don Rosa fanboy is pleased with this thread.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:25 No.10251538
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    I think we all know who he would be.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:25 No.10251544

    I was thinking more of an tau general gone rogue and developed taste for imperial booze, but eh.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:25 No.10251550
    it ends with her and the evil wych stepmom fighting to the death on a cliff in a torrential downpour using the bodies of the squats as weapons
    the magic mirror is a dreadnought or something
    a shiny dreadnought
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:27 No.10251571
    Imperial currency is the 'throne', bro.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:27 No.10251583
    Snow White is better all around as an AdMech, honestly.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:28 No.10251585

    Fucking damnit now I need ursula 34.

    I had a massive crush on her when I was a kid, in fact I think she gave me one of the first boners I can remember.

    Might explain why I have a thing for fat chicks and middle aged women and combinations of the two now.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:28 No.10251596

    Sorceror of Tzeentch

    "I got friends on the other side!" is Tzeentchian faith in song form, from reading the future, planning the poor prince's faith without him knowing it, twisting his wishes (Ie, It is the green you need and in the future, It is the green I see! Which turned him into a frog rather giving him fuckloads of money) to "Don't blame me, blame my friends on the other side!" and the transformation shenanigans.

    I dear god, even princess and the frog got suddenly more bad-ass which each conversion.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:28 No.10251598
    >magic mirror is a Dreadnought

    Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

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    And now to make the Tyranids cute, fuzzy and ten times more lethal.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:30 No.10251628

    Thats slaneesh for you folks. Utter perversion.

    "This one wanted to be thin and this wanted to get the girl, and do I help them? Yes I do!"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:30 No.10251633
    The Magic Mirror is NOT Greenmarine.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:31 No.10251644

    The position of Inquisitor is filled.
    >> Glutton 06/03/10(Thu)15:31 No.10251651


    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:33 No.10251675



    >Proceed mirror picture of a sister of battle, future canoness. Purest sister there is and has charm enough to attract every heretic within 50 miles radius and purge with them with mere signing (and slight flamer related benediction)
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:34 No.10251681

    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:34 No.10251687

    What makes it even more delicious, you don't even have to edit ursulas' looks into a slaneeshi daemon.

    She IS a Slaneeshi greater daemon.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:37 No.10251723
    Archive this.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:37 No.10251724
    Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor, maybe. But what about the Ordo Malleus Inquisitor role? Someone who goes from world to world with a small group of allies, hiding his true nature from the populace, fighting soul-eating extradimensional demonic monsters that prey on people's emotions? What Disney character fits that description?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:38 No.10251738

    >> !!yXK3nig2soW 06/03/10(Thu)15:38 No.10251743
    gaston the badass hunter psycho
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:39 No.10251752

    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:41 No.10251777
    would doctor draken be an ethereal then?
    their both blue...
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:41 No.10251783
    Gaston is a champion of Khorne.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:45 No.10251842
    No fuck you Gaston serves the Emperor

    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:46 No.10251843

    Beata, Imperator
    You know I am a rightseous man
    Of my virtue I am justly proud.

    Et tibit Pater

    Beata Imperator
    You know I'm so much purer than
    The xeno, impure, unclean the heretical crowd.

    That I have sinned.

    Tell me, Emperor.
    Why I see her dancing there?
    Why her smoldering eyes still scorch my soul.

    I feel her, I see her.
    The sun caught in her raven hair
    Is blazing out of all control

    Like fire
    This fire in my skin
    This burning, desire
    Its turning me to sin!

    It's not my fault!
    I am not to blame!
    It's the xeno girl the witch who sent this flame

    It is not my fault!
    If in Emperor's plan
    He made heresy so stronger than the man!

    Protect me, Emperor!
    Don't let this siren cast her spell
    Don't let her fire sear my flesh and my bone
    Destroy Esmeralda!
    And then her taste the fires of hell or let her be mine and mine alone!
    Hellfire, dark fire.
    Now xeno, it's your turn. Choose me or pyre

    Be mine or you will burn!

    Emperor have mercy on her.
    Emperor have mercy on me.

    But she will be mine, or she will burn!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:47 No.10251866

    With Esmerelda as an Eldar Harlequin.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:47 No.10251868

    No-one burns like gaston!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:49 No.10251892

    Esmeralda can be a good troupe name for a eldar harlequin and the interest in abnormally agile and even more deformed Ogryn that lives in the chapel of the emperor.

    This makes really, rather a good fit.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:50 No.10251911

    Phoebus is a Commissar, Clopin is a Great Harlequin.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:51 No.10251932

    ...Actually, in my head this rhymes and rather well and xeno works well instead of gypsy and references to warp-fire.


    How could disney and 40K would work so well. Could it be?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:52 No.10251939
    who would failbaddon be then
    most of the main disney chars seem to be taken
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:53 No.10251950

    The Horned King?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:54 No.10251977
    Hey, the price of miniatures would fall.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:54 No.10251978
    nah he kicks too much ass to be failbadon
    more importantly who would kharn be?
    theres hardly any disney character full of impotent rage because of all the lovepeace
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:55 No.10251983
    Worth it.

    Sell GW to Disney!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:55 No.10251984

    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:55 No.10251992

    Scare-crow, from "Nightmare before christmas"

    He tried to take over the halloween town but failed miserably, even though it was right up for pickings, similiar to cadia.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:56 No.10251999
    That sounds better than GW still owning 40k
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:56 No.10252000

    You mean Oogie-Boogie?

    Scarecrow is Jack.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:59 No.10252043

    Davy Jones.

    There would be ultimate choices for chaos gods, if Disneys first fantasia counts. The motherfucking Chernobog.

    He is evil incarnate. Ever seen "Night at he bald mountain" ? If you haven't watch it now, pretty much that happens when warp storm comes.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)15:59 No.10252044
    Horned King replaces Abbadon. Shit just got real.

    Plus, the Horned King is voiced by John Hurt, who is awesome.

    Also, all Space Marines are Buzz Lightyear.
    Oh, then Zerg is Abbadon. No one takes him seriously, after all.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:00 No.10252054

    Well fuck me, I stand corrected. Exactly him.

    It's been a while and my failing memory, I thank you for correction.

    I mean man, oogie-boogie had even christmas under his grasp but he failed, how could he against such a weakling?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:02 No.10252074

    S'all cool bro, it happens.


    Fuck yes Chernobog.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:02 No.10252080

    Woody would be the leader of the PDF who doesn't want to admit he's failing as military commander.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:02 No.10252082
    For first time, could sneak in Hjassan into 40K as canon.

    We all know this fellow from first aladdin movie after the intro song sequence. You know it very well.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:03 No.10252097

    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:08 No.10252150

    And Hunchback was about as grimdark as a Disney movie got.

    This scenario IS happening.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:10 No.10252186


    From around 1:50

    Camels, merchant nature and his long cryptic stories..
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:13 No.10252237

    Check it out. Aladdin is underhive scum, he goes into the wastes and finds an artefact that summons a powerful Daemon who he binds to his will. He must evade the Arbites to woo the daughter of the Planetary Governor, who is falling under the spell of his Councillor Jafar, secretly a Chaos sorceror, and his psyber-parrot, Iago.

    Works like a charm. Shit Jafar even attains an apotheosis into Daemonhood.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:14 No.10252250

    The problem is the Genie is a good Daemon. Suspension of disbelief is required.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:15 No.10252269
    .......... You know, I'm actually really down with this.

    Think about it: Disney's market would extend into the teenage male bracket, so they'd benefit.

    Disney's got a shit ton of writers and production capabilities, which means we'd get more books, more spin offs, more movies, and the price per model would drop significantly.

    Seems like a win-win to me. The only downside is that it explicitly goes against Disney's stated position of being a family-friendly company at all times.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:15 No.10252270

    Well, it has to help whoever has its lamp, so we could just change it to say that it's a neutral daemon due to servitude.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:17 No.10252298

    Genie is actually an Old One in hiding. His personality is what it is because a C'tan tormented him to insanity, although this isn't known by about anyone.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:17 No.10252299

    And he's a friendly, obedient Daemon.

    As opposed to Daemon-Jafar, who threatened the first guy that summoned him with hideous tortures if he were not obeyed. That's line one of the Chaos Daemon handbook.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:19 No.10252322
    Wing it hard enough, and you can shoehorn anything into 40k.
    Also, Prince of Tallarn.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:19 No.10252324
    the only downside i see to this is that most of the grimdark would become happylight and the 40k universe just don't roll like that
    >> Lord Brometheus the Third !!jd9l/iNsZMq 06/03/10(Thu)16:19 No.10252329
    Jafar is a tyranid gene stealer, he is looking for the lamp so that he can bring the power of the genie back to the brood.

    God, this thread went from troll to awesome.

    Also, Wall-e is a dreadnought and Eve is a tau sniper drone.
    >> Lord Brometheus the Third !!jd9l/iNsZMq 06/03/10(Thu)16:21 No.10252349
    oh, and Aladdin's father is Captain Al'Rahem
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:21 No.10252354
    Agreed. Night on Bald Mountain was my favorite part of fantasia when I was 4 or 5. Fuck the brooms and the mouse, I want motherfucking satan.

    What about the Necrons, though?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:22 No.10252369

    The Horned King's cauldron-born.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:23 No.10252378

    Nah, far too much personal ambition. And the end is a straight up "I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME" as Jafar uses the daemon-genie's power to turn himself into first the planetary governor, then an alpha-level psyker, then a daemon himself.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:23 No.10252385
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    No one got this?

    It's rather obvious if you look for it.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:24 No.10252396
    But then that would imply that the horned king is either a Necron Lord or a C'tan, and he's way too badass for that.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:24 No.10252404
    I would like fanart of Gadget as a Techpriest.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:25 No.10252416

    Kinda messes with the third installment of the series.

    Which starts with the mother of all battles in the Planetary Governor's great hall where a marriage is about to take place.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:25 No.10252422

    I think he could be a pretty fuck-awesome 'cron lord.

    He could be like The Nightbringer too.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:25 No.10252423

    He probably is the closest thing to Nightbringer Disney has.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:25 No.10252430

    ... Spiritual liege?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:25 No.10252433

    The characters are Disney, but the pose is STRAIGHT 40K.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:27 No.10252461
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    You call it a nightmare. I call it a dream. Imagine the possibilities of the Warhammer RIDE at Disney World. Launched out of a Drop Pod, screaming to orbit, facing attacks by the Necrons and Tyranids.

    The one thing that would made Disney hesitant to do it would be the fact that Warhammer is incredibly violent and bloody when depicted like it should be. Now, Universal Studios might do it...

    Admit it, you got a little hard just by thinking about the possibility of a Warhammer 40K thrill ride.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:27 No.10252465
    Ordo Malleus Inquisitor, like I said. What else do you call someone who travels from world to world battling daemons that eat souls and emotions? That's pretty much what the Heartless are.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:27 No.10252467

    Continuing from this, Captain Barbossa and his skeleton crew could be malfunctioning "rogue" necrons not under C'tan control.
    >> Lord Brometheus the Third !!jd9l/iNsZMq 06/03/10(Thu)16:28 No.10252473
    Oh, well I don't really remember the plot of the sequels, only that his dad is a big rebel leader.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:30 No.10252514

    Huron Blackheart is Barbossa.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:30 No.10252515

    Maybe I'm thinking of Al-Rahem wrong.

    If he's a bandit captain, it works out.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:30 No.10252523
    >40k ride at Universal Studios


    >> BlueThief 06/03/10(Thu)16:30 No.10252527
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    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:31 No.10252538

    And the Imperial Navy is the British Navy. It was tailor-made that way after all.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:32 No.10252554
    This thread is win!
    We need someone to list on who would be who!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:33 No.10252575
    Fair enough.

    No, Captain hook. Maybe. I don't know.

    I just realized we've been completely ignoring Mulan. This is a bad idea, considering that it's a fairly awesome movie.

    the huns=traitor White Scars?
    >> Lord Brometheus the Third !!jd9l/iNsZMq 06/03/10(Thu)16:33 No.10252577
    He basically is, he uses surprise attacks and flanking with the Tallaran Raiders.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:34 No.10252597
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    This guy would fit in a game of DH without much alteration.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:34 No.10252601
    >> Lord Brometheus the Third !!jd9l/iNsZMq 06/03/10(Thu)16:34 No.10252604
    Mulan joins a conscript squad in response to a threat of invasion by a traitor legion.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:35 No.10252611

    The 40 thieves are more anti-Imperial bandits than a regi

    The 40K thieves, Jesus Christ it just hit me.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:35 No.10252613
    Huns are orks.

    Mulan would be a femboy who secretly joins the Sisters of Battle.
    >> Xerxes 06/03/10(Thu)16:36 No.10252629
    After the events of the Mickey Heresy, the Waltperium was split in two.

    The Mouse Legion, whose Primarch perished in combat with Walt, is led by Minnie. They flee to the Eye of Terror (Epcot) and rename themselves the Mouseketeers.

    The Sandwich Eaters brutally raze a dozen worlds before retreating to Epcot. Donald ascends to Daemonhood and is favored of Khorne.

    The Emperor's Flowers fall to Slaanesh, and Primarch Daisy disappears to a daemonworld of pure pleasure. Her legionnaires seek this world to this day.

    The Goof Troupe are stranded in the warp, and subjected to a dozen dozen plagues. Goofy and his marines fall to Nurgle, though Captain Maximilian Goof remains loyal, flees in the Goofenstein and warns Walt Disney of the oncoming storm .

    After the burning of Toon Town by the Wolves of 'La-ska, Roger the Rabbit and his sorcerors tap into the power of Tzeentch to escape death at the hands of Balto's elite Wolf Guard. After they begin to suffer mutation again, Jessica Rabbit (their Chief Librarian) calls on the other sorcerors to aid her in casting a great spell. They resist, for a while, but capitulate when Roger ascends to daemonhood. The rubric of Jessica destroys the legionnaire's bodies, and she is exiled.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:37 No.10252648
    It just strikes me some other stories are easily explained rather than epic. The Sword in the Stone is a Power Sword. Arthur hit the activation switch.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:37 No.10252651

    DA HUNZ.

    A Kult of Speed split-off.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:38 No.10252662
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:38 No.10252677
    Fookin' rights it do, ya git. The ride can drop you in to a cataclysmic battle between the Orks and the Space Marines. They could even make you Guardsman Conscripts and give you "laspistols" and make it a shooting gallery style ride like the Men in Black ride.

    But then midway through the Necrons awaken! Or the Hive Fleet descends. They should at least make reference to every major race at some point, but none so well capture it as Orks vs. Space Marines.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:39 No.10252686

    More of loyalist forces.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:40 No.10252707

    >a femboy that joins the sisters of battle.

    I'm not ok with this.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:40 No.10252712
    Balto isn't Disney, but I liked what you wrote. It deserves a better comment than cool story bro.
    >> Xerxes 06/03/10(Thu)16:40 No.10252726
    I'm at work right now. I'll write up some more in a bit and post it.

    Hopefully this thread is still here.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:41 No.10252751

    I have to go to work for 4 hours soon, I hope it's here when I get back.

    This shit MUST be archived either way.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:42 No.10252768
    I like where this is going.

    Also, who would be Ciaphas Cain?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:42 No.10252782
    I already archived it, don't worry
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:42 No.10252783
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    The gift shop at the end would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:43 No.10252792
    Woody from Toy Story?
    >> Xerxes 06/03/10(Thu)16:44 No.10252805

    Oh well, I'll find someone else to play Russ then.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:44 No.10252818
    >title given to women back in the day they couldn't become saints used to address the emperor.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:44 No.10252824
    This is the worst thing ever.
    >> Lord Brometheus the Third !!jd9l/iNsZMq 06/03/10(Thu)16:45 No.10252830
    Gaston, and his partner is Jurgen
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:45 No.10252831
    Ron Stoppable
    hes cowardly and has a mole rat/Jurgen who saves his ass once a week through some deux ex machina/meltagun
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:47 No.10252865
    He's a guardsman who always loses his pants.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:47 No.10252868
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    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:54 No.10252976

    It..... it's soooo beautiful!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)16:55 No.10252991
    Oogie Boogie = Dark Eldar. His minions kidnap people and bring them to his casino/mansion where he tortures them to death with flamboyant and colorful machines.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)17:00 No.10253082
    We need Mufasa for Lion'El Johnson.

    I can't think of any Disney wolf characters for the Space Wolves, though.

    What about Brer Rabbit, Brer Fox, and Brer Bear? What faction do they fit into?

    Maybe Ursula as that one Soul Drinkers Captain who gets the crazy spider legs?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)17:02 No.10253113
    You're trying too hard.

    Finding roles that fit characters is nice. Forcing characters into roles because they must have a role, or the role must have a character, is not so nice.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)17:03 No.10253136
    I suppose you have a point, there. But I still think we should pull some really obscure Disney characters out of somewhere and use 'em.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)17:04 No.10253147
    Exactly why I've tried to avoid animal characters in general.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)17:05 No.10253163
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    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)17:06 No.10253185
    Sometimes the animal characters work, though.

    For instance... Zira's Lullaby is pretty much the song of Khorne.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)17:08 No.10253209
    Keep in mind that Disney is still A FUCKING HUGE CORPORATION. They're not all kiddy shit; they're run by men in suits similar to the ones running Merrill Lynch and Hasbro. I doubt they'd change 40gay, or even make it much known that they owned it now.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)17:08 No.10253211
    Disneylands are already dealing with raids. Do you really think a mere ten thousand cosplayers can stand up to the army of cats that patrols at night?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)17:08 No.10253214
    it just makes the idea of gw going over to disney better don't it?
    the idea of 10000 pissed off dudes in homemade armor attacking disney employees is just glorious
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)17:09 No.10253228
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    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)17:21 No.10253489
    Alright, I don't know shit about 40k except what I hear from you guys, but I was wondering if Governor Ratcliffe was mentioned yet? I'm sure he'd fit in somewhere. He definitely hates the xenos and thinks they're savages. Would that be like a commissioner?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)17:22 No.10253493
    One of the few survivors of a xeno race destroyed by an Ordo Xenos purge on their homeworld, despite having a pact with the human settlers.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)18:10 No.10254201
    Abbadon is so Zerg.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)18:11 No.10254222
    Fuck yea, Demona!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)18:11 No.10254228

    Sid is a heretek.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)18:12 No.10254233
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)18:15 No.10254280

    Or a Dark Eldar. Either works.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)18:24 No.10254413
    There was that Canoness Commander. Ambitious and vain, she was. And she often liked to ask her pet psyker, who only communicated in rhymes, who will become the Canoness Superior. And the psyker answered, that of all people in her Commandery, she will.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)18:29 No.10254487
    Only one girl in the sector could outmatch her: Humble little Nivea, who lived behind the Seven Searing Stars, with seven stocky abhumans.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)18:29 No.10254495
    And lo, one day, warp storm comes and goes away, and psyker tells that futre is in motion. And then new recruits come, and among them a single Sister was the most pious of all.
    Her skin was white as the Light of Holy Terra, and the hair were black as the traitor's soul. When she read litanies, witches tied themselved to stakes and lit the fire under their own foot, when she blessed weapons, they knew no miss, and when she evisecrated xenos and heretics with her chainsword, their blood on her face was red. Red as blood.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)18:36 No.10254608
    And Canoness Commander asked the psyker one day her question, and psyker answered, that the sister will become the Canoness Superior. And the Canoness Comander trashed around her chambers, and cried the foul words, and her fury and frustration became the seeds of the heresy most foul in the corners of her mind.
    And so, she had Sister brought before her, and said "Rejoice, child, for you will serve a great service to the Immortal Emperor, blessed be His name. Take my personal ship and my personal servitor, and go for the mission, details of which you will recieve while travelling in the Immaterioum".
    And the Sister answered: "In the Holy Name of The Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, that will be done".
    And the Sister boarded the ship, and the ship took off. Little did Sister know, that the servitor has sabotaged the drive, so that she will be lost forever in the Warp...
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)18:39 No.10254654
    But 100 years later, she was accidentally found by ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN, accepted him as her spiritual liege, and killed the evil canoness.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)18:45 No.10254768
    And their ship was besieged by the most foul abominations of the warp. Their astropath died, and their captain was torn apart by daemons. One by one people on the ship have fallen to the insanity: some have clawd their eyes out, some have made foul sigils on the floor from their own infestines. One by one they succumbed to insanity and the Great Enemy, until only the Sister remained (for the servitor was slain the very minute it turned on her).
    And pray to the Emperor, she did. Then, she shutted down the engine, and the ghost ship returned from the Warp.
    And so was the will of the Emperor, that it was in the orbit of unknown world, Sister came down in the shuttle, and the Emperror was sith her: down on the planet there was a little abandoned city, that was all empty andlifeless, and only Emperor's temple was being kept clean by somebody. Sister made her way inside, and, after the prayer to the Emperor, sleep she did.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)18:55 No.10254888
    The voices has waken her: "I say, she is a witch and we should burn her now" "No, let us interrogate her first" "Why is aquila on her armor, anyway?"
    And she saw seven barrels of guns in front of her face, and seven squats that were holding them. So she said:
    "I am no witch, heretic or xenos! I am Sister of Battle, and my faith is pure and unwavering, and my words are true by the Holy Terra!"
    So, interrogated and tried she was, and found not guilty and free of any impurity. And so, they lived. In the morning, she preached to them about the Emperor, and all day they did his holy work: killing orks, that infested the wilderness. And their deeds were many, and orks called her "Wite Deff", for death she bringed to a lot of them.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)19:00 No.10254961
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)19:02 No.10254978
    In the monastery, Canoness Commander asked her question again, and hte psyker answered, that he Sister lives and her prowess and piety grow stronger and stronger in each day. And so, overtaken by fury, jelousy and pride, she fell. With her chainsword she killed the psyker, and with his remains made unholy sigils, and called to a Lord of Change.
    Her heathen prayers were answered and the warp overtook her.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)19:07 No.10255045
    From the spine of psyker she made a unholy replication of aquila, and then took her weapons and went from her chambers. Many Sisters of Battle died that day, for the Changer of the Ways gave her powersbeyond what she had before. And so, the materium was torn asunder from the great slaughter, and the Heretic Canoness was taken by warp to the planet, where Sister and seven Squats lived, prayed and fought.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)19:14 No.10255140
    What a glorious slaughter of xenos there was! Only eight of them fought more then 10000 orks and prevailed with Emperor! One by one savages were brought down by sniper shots, their nobs first, leaving boys directionless and lost in the death maze of mined hills and basins. The roar of "Waagh" has risen not once, and each time t died as the throats of crying it were torn to chreds by the chainsword. Like mindless animals, blinded by bloodlust, xenos pushed further and died, never in coordination, hever in cohesion, and only seeing the enemy before dying themselves. All of them have falln there, and the eaarth was read with their blood, and green when their flesh, when Heretic Canoness appeared.
    She came and hailed Sister, who was resting after killing the warboss, and said:
    "Child, let us pray and thank the Emperor for that miracle! Take this holy symbol, and kiss it".
    And so the Sister did, in her fatigue failing to see through the treachery.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)19:24 No.10255272
    How has the Canoness fallen! Once deserving praise and exemplar daughter of the Emperor, now she made mockery of the holy symbol, turning it into a poisonous reservoir of warp energy. Too late the Sister uunderstood, as the energies of immaterium attacked her and rendered all herbody stiff and inert. So, laugh the Heretic Canoness did, as she rejoiced in her victory. Skies became dark, and thunder was heard, but her cries of joy were louder then thunder!
    Behold, the folly of the heretic! Overjoyed, she forgot that Sister was not alone. As she finally moved in for the kill, seven shots at once were heard, and her forehead, left lung, right lung, heart, left eye, right eye and neck were struck by the bullets of sniper guns.
    Seven wounds, all fatal were dealt at once, but Tzeench empowered her, and so she didn't die. She raised her hand, and with the strike of lightning, first squat died.
    But their faith was pure, and their aim was true: six barrels flashed, and six more wounds were dealt. Again, the warpcraft guided the lightning, and second squat diesd....
    So it was repeated, time after time, until only one squat was left.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)19:29 No.10255328
    But foul powers of Chaos are no match for the faith in the Emperor, and the Heretic Canoness fell, and her traitorous soul was dragged to the depths of hte warp. Last squat made his way to the fallen Sister, and saw what has felled her. Let it not be forgotten,how he took away the false aquila and shattered it, and the residue energies of Chaos eneded his life.
    Sven of them were, and seven of them fought. Squats, all of them, true humans in the eyes of Emperor. They fought like the Emperor's finest, and so they will do again, when He raises from the Golden Throne.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)19:32 No.10255362
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    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)19:36 No.10255417
    Day went, and another came by, and on the third day an Ordo Hereticus ship came into sistem. The Inquisitor observed the hills of carnage from the orbit, and made his way down.
    Warriors of the Holy Ordos burned the very remains of the green-skinned xenos, as Inquisitor found Sister near the corpse of warboss, rendered comatose fron the treachery of Canoness Commander who has fallen to chaos and has met Emperor's justice.
    So, the Inquisitor steeled his resolve, and employed his mastery of the warp, for he was a psyker and could counter the Great Enemy with his own weapon. And so, the Sister awoke, and she was interrogated, and pried, and probed by the Inquisitor and found pure, and taken into his retinue.

    Thus concludes the beginning of a biography of the Saint White.
    (and Seven Squats)
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)19:38 No.10255441
    Samefag here. What you say, tg?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)19:41 No.10255498
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    I enjoyed it immensely.
    >> Yelling Guy !YEllaNhDoY 06/03/10(Thu)19:46 No.10255578
    Kim Possible Is: The Eversor.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)19:51 No.10255654
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)19:52 No.10255670
    Yeah, that Saint White and the Seven Squats story is going to find it's way into my Dark Heresy campaign, one way or another... :D
    >> sagehoge !!RJUaTzOPBQF 06/03/10(Thu)19:53 No.10255693
    are you retarded? of course it is. Its a fucking story. LOL
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)19:55 No.10255722
    >Shego is: the Eversor

    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)20:09 No.10255911
    That was the author. He wanted your opinion on his story.
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    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)20:12 No.10255952
    >Imaging Sora in full SPEHS MAREEN gear

    That's...not that bad.
    >> sagehoge !!RJUaTzOPBQF 06/03/10(Thu)20:13 No.10255973
    well my face is red.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)20:33 No.10256233
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    Mickey Mouse, as a Greater Unclean One of Nurgle.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)21:06 No.10256867
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    Not really disney but this guy is totally for Nurgle. His song really nails it too.
    >> Shalere Al-Sabim 06/03/10(Thu)21:28 No.10257293
    The Lion Kroot.
    >> The Destroyer of Elah !!BYDyM6cb+nS 06/03/10(Thu)21:40 No.10257496
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    OH GOD, WHY!?
    >> The Destroyer of Elah !!BYDyM6cb+nS 06/03/10(Thu)21:45 No.10257600
    Not Disney at all, but he's totally a Nurgle-worshiper.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)22:03 No.10257905
    He's too proactive and... excited... to be Nurgle. Nurgle's about letting things slowly and inevitable wither away out of neglect; Hexxus was gleefully tearing the rainforest down because he apparently had a pollution fetish. He's closer to Slaanesh than Nurgle.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)22:04 No.10257921
    Great Unclean Ones are often quite excited and happy about bringing destruction to things. Their boisterousness is a matter of fluff.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)22:22 No.10258166
    Not to mention Nurglings and Beasts are happy energetic fuckers.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)22:33 No.10258363
    And....hes voiced by Tim Curry who just oozes Slaaneshi vibes.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)23:40 No.10259671
    Dear god.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)23:59 No.10260031
    I'm surprised that nobody's mentioned Epic Mickey yet.

    Also, if the Emprah is Walt... does that mean that Roy is Roboute Guilliman, and Eisner is Calgar?
    >> Anonymous 06/04/10(Fri)00:03 No.10260080
    I'd watch "The Suite Life of Tzeench and Khorne".
    >> Anonymous 06/04/10(Fri)00:06 No.10260139
    WALL-E would probably be something AdMech related.

    How would Up work in the grim darkness of the far future, though?
    >> Xerxes 06/04/10(Fri)00:15 No.10260264
    As Promised.

    Those Legions still loyal to Walt Disney were split into chapters, thanks to the Codex Cartoones.

    The greatest of these, are the RescueMarines. Led by their two Primarchs, Chip and Dale, they were the least devastated by the Mickey Heresy. Chip created the current system of chapters, and sheer weight of numbers forced the other loyalists to split into chapters.

    The Rescuemarines' first "Successor Chapter" was led by none other than Dale himself. The Suns of Acorn work closely with the other marines in defense of Rescuemar to this day.

    Other Rescuemarine successors include: Champions of Cheese (Chapter Master: Monty Jack), and the Scions of Hackwrench (Chapter Master: Gadget)

    The God-WaltDisney of toonkind found Primarch Lion Mufasa late in his life. The Lion fought well during the great crusade, but made on error - he left his brother, Scar, to command his Legion, the Dark Lions, on their home world of Pride Rock. Records after this are fractured or missing, but after the Heresy Pride Rock was shattered, half the legion was missing or dead, and both Mufasa and Scar were never heard from again. To this day, rumors circulate about these events... though they are all swiftly denied by Chapter Master Simba.

    More to come when I get the chance. What do you guys think?
    >> Alpharius 06/04/10(Fri)00:20 No.10260355
    Why are you so awesome?
    >> Nameless. 06/04/10(Fri)00:30 No.10260545
    Disney... would bring back every terminated line in GW's history. And market them properly. Lower-grade plastic for the kiddies and skinflints, higher-definition metal for true connoisseurs and collectors. They may be a giant, soul-devouring corporation, but they do know how to sell stuff.
    >> Xerxes 06/04/10(Fri)00:40 No.10260741

    I drink my Ovaltine!
    >> Anonymous 06/04/10(Fri)00:58 No.10261119
    That is pretty awesome.

    I assume that Warner Brothers would provide the Orks?
    >> Xerxes 06/04/10(Fri)00:59 No.10261139

    Taz-Khull Thraka.

    Just sayin'
    >> Anonymous 06/04/10(Fri)01:05 No.10261268
    Khorne: It's just gotta be Donald. The guy goes apeshit like absolutely no one else.

    What about The Thousand Acre First-And-Only?
    >> Xerxes 06/04/10(Fri)01:13 No.10261476
    Guard. Poo is an Ogryn, Piglet is a ratling, Eeyore is a Conscript, etc etc etc.
    >> Anonymous 06/04/10(Fri)01:39 No.10262045
    "Men of Pooh Corner! Do you want to live forever?"
    - Commissar-Colonel Christopher Robin
    >> Anonymous 06/04/10(Fri)01:44 No.10262153
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    Well, OP here. I expected this thread to be long dead by now.

    But this.... This and the Saint White story fill me with hope. Words cannot express my thanks.
    >> Xerxes 06/04/10(Fri)01:51 No.10262319
    you're welcome.
    >> Anonymous 06/04/10(Fri)02:06 No.10262619

    Well. that does make some sense, at least.

    There was no other people around than EMPRAH
    >> Anonymous 06/04/10(Fri)02:43 No.10263368
    Whats this? I dont even...

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