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    442 KB Bloodquest 24 StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)20:34 No.10233744  
    Archives, for the most part- http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bloodquest

    The mist around you is a crisp white fog, thick smokelike curls obscuring your sight. You can feel the sharp pinch of uneven stones under your bare feet.
    "This is how you've always seen the world around you," the fog whispers, a wiry condescension that tickles down your spine.
    "Hello?" you call out uncertainly, trying to swipe the fog away. There is a heavy weight on one arm, and you move awkwardly.
    The fog draws away, swiftly, like a movie played in reverse, billowing in on itself and revealing the stark promontory on which you balance.
    The rock is maybe eight inches wide, with a vista of piercing, smashing rock below you, easily a fatal fall.
    "This is the world as it is," the voice says next to you, and you turn to see Subject 13, her arm chained to yours, sharing the narrow cliff with you. Her flesh is fragmented and seared, and she doesn't seem to be the source of the voice, which still permeates the air around you. "Fatally dangerous, oceanic in its scope. It's beautiful."

    "Helen!" you hear Jacob shout behind you. Turning, you see him standing back, on a wider, safer cliff edge. Clara and Brody are there as well, looking concerned. Behind them, like an apparition, Maksim Wade comes into view, followed by a bookish-looking man and red-haired woman you've never seen before.
    "Helen, baby," the woman says. "It's okay, come on now."
    "It's not okay, Helen," the voice says. "You know it isn't."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)20:46 No.10233967
    You peer again over the sheer edge. You seem suspended on a thread of rock, with the safety of your friends at one end, and the unfathomable eternal fog at the other. Beside you, 13 seems to have taken interest, plodding uncertainly towards Walters and the others. You drag back, the chain that binds you catching your wrist painfully.
    "Come now, the solution is so -obvious-." the voice says, chuckling in the wicked breeze. "How desperately you cling to your pathetic shell."
    You look once more down at the bone-shattering rocks, then at the horror chained to your wrist.
    "Helen!" Walters shouts. "You need-"
    You don't let him finish. With decisive action, you wrap your arms around 13 and plunge over the edge, your blood covering you both. You feel yourself falling, falling...and a touch, light, on your shoulder.

    "Helen," Walters says. "You need to wake up."
    You open your eyes, squinting against the slivers of morning puncturing Jacob's blinds. He's standing at the side of the bed; oh my, you're in his bed. At least his sheets are comfortable. Oh my, you can feel the sheets against your bare skin.

    >Oh my.
    >What do?
    >> ELLIPSE 06/02/10(Wed)20:48 No.10233988
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/02/10(Wed)20:48 No.10233998
    >oh my
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)20:50 No.10234030
    >oh my
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)20:51 No.10234045
    quest cancer
    >> ELLIPSE 06/02/10(Wed)20:51 No.10234047
    >oh my

    Care to elaborate?
    >With -excruciating- detail?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)20:51 No.10234058
    Cancer Quest! Now THERE'S an idea!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)20:52 No.10234065
    >Not at this precise moment, no
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)20:53 No.10234097
    Snatch away our fedora
    >> ELLIPSE 06/02/10(Wed)20:54 No.10234122
    oh well, can't have everything you want...

    ...I guess get some clothing on, or something?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)20:54 No.10234123

    There's already a crabquest. It would be redundant.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)20:55 No.10234139
    "What's going on? Where am I? Why do I have such a crushing feeling of disappointment and unmet expectations?"
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)20:55 No.10234142
    You sit up, drawing the sheets around yourself.
    "Sorry," Walters says. "I don't have any girl's clothes that could fit you. You could wear that robe you had, or some of my clothes, for the time being."
    "What were you dreaming about? You looked upset."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)20:56 No.10234162
    >Note: Depending on how fast my side-writing is, stay tuned after the BloodQuest for shameless eroticism
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)20:57 No.10234171
    Damn, next time I'll read till the end
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)20:57 No.10234181
    Just don't include Clara, please.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)20:58 No.10234192
    Whatever he has that is least awkward then.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)20:58 No.10234193
    What? No.

    We should feel AWESOME!
    >What do
    Feel great
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)20:59 No.10234216
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:01 No.10234251
    "It was... nothing. But if you have any clothes that might fit me, that would be nice."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)21:03 No.10234286
    "Um...whatever fits the best, I guess..."
    You end up putting on a pair of belted slacks and a white, long-sleeved dress shirt. You pull off the tomboy-ish look fairly well.
    >exult, feels good man, etc.
    "You look good today," Jacob says, standing in the doorway. "Almost happy, even."

    "You two are cute enough to make me choke," Garfield says.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:04 No.10234292
    What does Garfield think of all this, anyway?
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/02/10(Wed)21:04 No.10234295
    >Heading out for a bit.
    >I'll post my updated archive when I get back.
    >Have fun kiddos.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:05 No.10234310
    "Oh come on now, are you telling me that you didn't enjoy whatever happened last night, Garfield?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:06 No.10234322
    We need to figure out whats been going on. What happened after our confrontation with Naryl?
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 06/02/10(Wed)21:06 No.10234328
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    Fuck year blood quest

    A few minutes while I catch up on what I missed last night after I fell asleep
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:07 No.10234345
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:09 No.10234373
    >There is something sexy about women in men's clothes. Doesn't work the other way around though.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:09 No.10234374
    Don't worry Garfield, you're still my most intimate companion. How you doing?

    But, like, not within hearing of Jacob. We don't want to destroy his manly confidence.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:09 No.10234381
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:12 No.10234429
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    Ah, Bloodquest, excellent.

    Been meaning to ask, how high do we have to get our bloodbond before this happens?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:13 No.10234439
    I demand CripQuest
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:13 No.10234450
    Ask Jacob if he slept well, assuming he slept on the couch instead of with us. And if he DID sleep with us, how snuggly were we?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:14 No.10234458
    "I was dreaming about...About what's ahead.".

    "We...Did, Didn't we?"

    Cue look away. Then back. Then away. Then back. Damnit! This is (As far as we know) our first time. Show some emotion!

    "Oh, come on, Garfield. You know it's not that bad..." Walk up and kiss Walters.

    Also, can somebody give me a recap of 23?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)21:15 No.10234465
    "Oh come on now, are you telling me that you didn't enjoy whatever happened last night, Garfield?" you say after Walters leaves, presumably to cook breakfast.
    Garfield remains staunchly silent for a few seconds.
    "I tried my best to ignore whatever it was you were doing. Mating...is a strange concept."

    Ramiel is stoically munching on a piece of toast when you enter the living room, while Walters fries himself an egg.
    "I'm, uh...out of meat," he says, "but I got the paper before you woke up." he gestures to the newspaper on the kitchen counter.

    "SIN CITY IN SHAMBLES" the headline reads. According to the article, Subject 13 dug a new canyon in a perfectly straight line from San Francisco to Las Vegas, where it is now stymieing all attempts at removal.

    "EUROPEAN CRISIS AVERTED" another headline proclaims. It seems that, aware of the extenuating nature of Germany/Central Europe's actions, the rest of Europe has agreed to resume the status quo, with no penalties imposed. "It was a vengeful attitude that precipitated World War 2," one governmental authority is quoted as saying. "Having narrowly avoided World War 3, we see no reason to provoke World War 4 just yet."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:15 No.10234471
    Clearly you are on the wrong board, sir. /tg/ - Traps & Gays
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:15 No.10234474
    Blood is life, blood is order....
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)21:15 No.10234484
    >Holy shit that's awesome. Saved.
    >> Lowroller 06/02/10(Wed)21:16 No.10234505
    Wake up Ramiel. We need to find our team. At the very least, we need to get moving.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:17 No.10234509
    "Well, looks like our crazed friend is back doing what she does best."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:17 No.10234513
    I wanted to do some bq fanart, and realized garfield wasn't getting any love.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)21:19 No.10234543
    Setting the paper aside, you plant a small kiss on Jacob as he cooks, still somewhat unsure of yourself. He smiles.
    "Don't distract me," he says, the smile widening despite his efforts.
    "Did you sleep well?" you ask.
    "...in a manner of speaking," he says with a wink.

    " 'Did you sleep well?' " Garfield says in a falsetto. "*mwah mwah mwah*" he continues, in an imitation of kissing noises that is more frightening than accurate.

    "What is our plan?" Ramiel says, interrupting the tender scene. "Your allies are in Europe, are they not? How are we to reach them?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:19 No.10234560
    >Blood beasts that we can "summon" from our body? Extra limbs and all that?

    "She loves to make some noise, doesn't she."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:20 No.10234568
    We need to make sure Garfield knows he's important to us and we <3 him. Sounds like he's a little jealous about sharing us. :3
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:20 No.10234569
    We have allies here, too... at one of the Arkham bases.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:21 No.10234589
    "I don't think we can fly that far on our own, can we? Maybe we can charter a small plane or something like that."

    >Garfield better not be getting jealous.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:21 No.10234599
    Try calling that phone they left with us and see if Clara or Creed happened to keep it.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:22 No.10234602
    I think GarfieldxHelen fapfiction is probably inevitable, so who cares if he gets jealous? He'll end up getting some anyway.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:23 No.10234620
    We've also kind of disregarded him and been like "BLOOD WHIPS NOW BITCH" for most of the quest. He'll be all like "Can we NOT fight the eldritch thing?" and we'll be like "FUCK YEAH BRING IT ON OUTER GODS" instead.

    Just saying maybe we should show our blood some love too.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:23 No.10234633
    Zalgo has a point, if abstract. We need to let him know we care about him.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:26 No.10234669
    He was also our first friend back when we were being tortured menatally and physically. And has a closer connection with us than Walters could possibly have, even if it turns out to be Good End ect. in that department.

    Garfield is always my number one man.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:27 No.10234677
    We fed him massive amounts of HAM last night!! What more does he want?
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 06/02/10(Wed)21:27 No.10234685
    Get something to eat for garfield. Something substantial.

    Also, try calling both of our old phones. See if we can get in touch with our old team and that one subject who went after spider king (I think it was 96 or something)
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)21:27 No.10234694
    You use the apartment's phone (lol, who still has a landline? Apparently Jacob Walters, that smooth motherfucker) and dial your old cell. There is no answer.
    "Yeah," Walters says. "Like I said, when I tried it yesterday, somebody answered speaking German. Whatever happened over there, your team doesn't have it anymore."
    "Hold on, I need to...er...use the restroom." you say.

    "Garfield," you begin once in privacy. "You know I....appreciate you...right?"
    "You what." Garfield says.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:29 No.10234721

    Yeah, get our blood something to nom. Something good.

    "I'm heading out to get a bite for Garfield, I'll be back by the time breakfast is ready!" Kiss Walters on the way out.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:30 No.10234739
    "Yeah...I really do. You've been there with me since the beggining...you've been the only friend I've had in most situations...Garfield, you've been around when no one was...I...I wanted to thank you."
    >> Lowroller 06/02/10(Wed)21:31 No.10234741
    "Appreciate. I like having you around, beyond the whole carrying oxygen thing. I couldn't ask for better blood. God that sounds weird."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:31 No.10234746
    "You were the first and closest thing to a friend I can recall having. Closer than that, actually. More like family. Heh...blood relative. And thus far I've just been moping about my situation and stuff...

    I just didn't want you to think I resented you or anything.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:31 No.10234754

    ...Are we gonna go Tsundere with Garfield?
    >> ELLIPSE 06/02/10(Wed)21:32 No.10234767
    A lot better than risking potential BAD END - POOR RELATIONSHIP WITH BLOOD... or is that me being a bit too paranoid?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:34 No.10234806
    "I just want you to know that you and I are connected. No matter what I'll always love you for keeping me sane and being my friend... and, well, lately saving my life more than once. I'll always be here for you no matter what else happens, so if you ever want something -- or don't -- then tell me. We're a team and closer to each other than anyone else could be. It's one of the reasons I rejected the shard. I don't need it, I have you."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)21:36 No.10234848
    "Appreciate. I like having you around, beyond the whole carrying oxygen thing. I couldn't ask for better blood. God that sounds weird."
    "Uh huh," Garfield says.
    "I just didn't want you to think I resented you or anything. You've been there with me since the beginning...you've been the only friend I've had in most situations...Closer than that, actually. More like family. Heh...a blood relative."
    "You don't have to sugar-coat it," Garfield says. "I know you'd probably be happier if I wasn't in here with you. Hell, I recently found out I'm apparently just some polyp of sentience left in the wake of a larger mind's presence. How does that feel, do you think? But...we make the best of it, right?"
    You nod.
    "I'm just messing with you about Walters," Garfield goes on. "...and don't expect me to stop just because we're friends :3"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:37 No.10234863
    So......wanna grab a bit to eat?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:43 No.10234944
    "I'm glad you are here with me, and not just for the combat and stuff you can help me do. You were my only friend back when they were doing that... stuff to me. Thank you for being here and for being my friend."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)21:47 No.10235028
    "I'm glad you are here with me, and not just for the combat and stuff you can help me do. You were my only friend back when they were doing that... stuff to me. Thank you for being here and for being my friend."
    "You're going to make me blush." Garfield says, somewhat sarcastically.
    "So......wanna grab a bit to eat?"
    When you exit, Walters is on the phone. He motions for you to be silent.
    "Uh huh..." he says. "You're sure? How many? I'll...I'll be right in." He hangs up. You look at him expectantly.
    "That was the Arkham facility. The big man, or whatever he is, is still over there try to get the help of the Golden Dawn, though he's probably trying to sabotage them. Apparently, two small aircraft were stolen from an Italian airfield last night, refueled in France, and have entered United States airspace, disregarding all orders to desist." he pauses. "When the military threatened to fire on them, they found that their weapons systems had all been jammed. I'm being called in to organize a team to go investigate, though I won't be going myself."
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 06/02/10(Wed)21:48 No.10235049
    Whelp, looks like the gangs doing allright.

    Shall we go to their rescue?
    >> Lowroller 06/02/10(Wed)21:49 No.10235074
    "...Where are they now?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:49 No.10235085

    I like it better that you're here."

    Just smile, and open the bathroom door, cheery, and smile big. It's a good day. Better than most've been.


    Clara, Creed, Brody...

    Archivist had to have SOME kind of technical data on Clara. Someone did. See if Walters might be able to look it up.

    She might have a frequency that we can get a hold of.

    Ooh...idea...have Walters tell Arkham he knows where you are, and that he wants to turn you in.

    Lay a trap for Mr. Arkham.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:50 No.10235092
    That would... probably be Clara. And if they needed two jets I imagine she recruited the other empowered people who were helping HERR FUHRER over there. Any idea if Ramiel and I could intercept them before they got within range of less computer reliant weaponry?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:50 No.10235099
    Jammed, eh? Either Clara's got some talents she hasn't told us about, 16 isn't dead yet, or we've got some friends we don't know about yet.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:51 No.10235107
    By big man, do you mean the guy incharge of Arkham?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:52 No.10235129
    Mention of the Golden Dawn is nice, I'm a total Tarot fag.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:52 No.10235132
    Which mean Narly.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:52 No.10235134
    But could this be them trying to secure Walters so he can be used as bait, in the event we re-appear?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)21:54 No.10235173
    "...Where are they now?"
    "Flying low over Lake Erie right now, headed west.
    "That would... probably be Clara and the others. Any idea if Ramiel and I could intercept them before they got within range of less computer reliant weaponry?"
    Walters shrugs. "They seem to be headed this way, so you could probably meet them somewhere in the middle. I just hope they're not coming to firebomb the whole Chicago installation or something."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:55 No.10235188
    Have Walters keep us updated about the progress of the jets and we'll get there in the nick of time to help out our teammates. Probably need to go jack a car to meet the planes somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)21:58 No.10235247
    Tell him to get a throwaway disposable cell and ask if we could get a throwaway disposable cell too, pretty please. Have him pay in cash. We don't want master plotter Narls to move on him, but we still need a way to contact him.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)22:04 No.10235352
    "We need to get new phones, pay in cash. So you can contact me, keep me informed," you muse, planning out loud. "We'll get a car, try to drive out and meet them."
    Jacob nods, reaching into his pocket. He hands you sixty dollars in cash.
    "Here, this should get you going."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:04 No.10235363
    Aw, dude.
    Bloodquest, fuck year.
    But I'm so not joining in on this one.
    Last I knew we were on, fuck, 8? 9?
    Shit. Good luck guys. One day, when I browse the archives, this will be EPIC I am sure.

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:06 No.10235402
    We should also look into getting some makeup to cover our face/hands so that the runes don't scare the shit out of people.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:06 No.10235403
    I need to go sleep, please archive the fapfiction too, if only for sheer entertainment value.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:08 No.10235454
    We are going to be walking around with an angelesque being who carries a sword. Just saying, I don't think the runes will be the first thing they notice.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:09 No.10235485
    let's work on getting a leather jacket, motorcycle helmet with heavily tinted visor, and girl jeans.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:10 No.10235496
    "Fill up the team with the most ass-backwards, pants-on-head retarded agents you can. Walters...be careful. I'll try not to hurt them, and we need to go to intercept them."

    Catch walters, and kiss him LIKE WE MEAN IT. WITH TONGUE. LOTS OF IT.

    "You'll get the rest when I get back to you-and I *will* get back to you."

    Then nod to Rammy, and hit the trail.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:12 No.10235540

    This. Definitely this. Except make it a nice-ish coat instead, add gloves, and get ourselves an AWESOME FEDORA.

    See if we can hit a thrift store while we're on the road. Bust an ATM to pieces if we need to.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)22:17 No.10235652
    "Fill up the team with the most ass-backwards, pants-on-head retarded agents you can. Walters...be careful. I'll try not to hurt them, and we need to go to intercept them."
    Walters nods, turning to head out the door. You catch his wrist, insistently, and he turns right into the kiss, humming a short tone in surprise.
    You hold the kiss as long as he'll let you, a desperate outpouring of passions only recently awoken. Finally he pulls away, though he grins broadly.
    "You'll get the rest when I get back to you-and I *will* get back to you." you say, pointing at him with a mock-threatening stance.
    "I know that you will," he says, before leaving.

    You turn to Ramiel, who is pointedly not looking at you.
    "Well, come on then Rammy. Let's hit the road."
    "Must you call me that?" he responds.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:19 No.10235695
    Fuck year, Bloodquest! Keep up the good work StonerDM!

    On an off topic note: ohai Oscarkins, <public declarations of love>
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 06/02/10(Wed)22:20 No.10235704
    >You'll get the rest when I get back to you

    Well fuck, we just signed his death warrant
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:20 No.10235714
    Poor Jacob, he's fucked now. And not in the good way.
    >> COR !!q1pmTSXoGQa 06/02/10(Wed)22:22 No.10235745
    Hey Stoner
    I've begun converting the BloodQuest archives from Quest format into Story Format, and I just wanted to get your thoughts on this.
    Here is a sample:

    Its basically just the relevant parts of your posts copy and pasted into a continuous story.
    One I'm done I plan to make it a PDF file with the chapter headings as bookmarks.
    >> ELLIPSE 06/02/10(Wed)22:24 No.10235779
    The best part?

    We'll probably end up failrolling his death...

    >I'm bracing for BLOODQUEST DICE in full effect...

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:24 No.10235800
    I wonder when Walter is going to be killed off
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:26 No.10235836
    Alright. Head towards them, and intercept, let's get this shit on the road.

    "Well, it could always be Rammy Sweety, but Walters might get jealous." After we take off. Don't need him thinking we're sleeping with the megalomaniac Angel.

    Also, just read BQ23, if this had started at 3 or 4 EST, I would have gladly skipped work to be in it.

    Let's go. And I'm looking forward to the shameless eroticism.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:29 No.10235900
    Inb4 we fail an attack roll and hit him instead. And we DEVOUR THE SWEET FLESH OF OUR LOVE!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:30 No.10235939
    You know, I'm a bit disturbed about the suicide dream earlier. Helen doesn't seem the type to do the selfless sacrifice thing. She has always tried to stay alive AND keep others alive too. If she can't her MO seems to be "Run away and keep getting more powerful until you can kill it. If the other people die, well, shitsux but better than everyone dying."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:31 No.10235978
    Yeah, but she'd probably do it to save the people closest to her.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:33 No.10236017

    At least we can potentially bear his progeny, and thus he has fulfilled his biological purpose.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:33 No.10236020
    Oh well, we'll adopt his daughter as eternal reminder of our short sweet love
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)22:33 No.10236021
    >I approve. The only problem I can see from a cursory glance is that I haven't always cobbled together dialogue, I occasionally simply respond to what people say. There are a few line breaks in the .doc that seem to be lacking context.

    After scouring around for a while, you manage to put together the following outfit.
    You keep Walters' shirt. It reminds you of nice things. Ramiel puts up with your shopping spree, occasionally explaining calmly to a group of pedestrians that he is not a threat to them or the city of Chicago.
    After slipping into a parking garage, you emerge in the driver's seat of the fastest-looking car you could find with no alarm, a blue Civic. You almost feel bad; you haven't committed an actual crime for a while.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:37 No.10236101
    Point of fact, Garfield would probably die too so... yeah. Dilemma there.
    >> ELLIPSE 06/02/10(Wed)22:38 No.10236115
    Do they still have cassette players in cars these days?
    >Because I want to invoke the "every cassette morphs into bohemian rhapsody" clause right now...

    Turn on the radio!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)22:42 No.10236194
    The drive out of Chicago is uneventful, and soon you are driving east, scanning the skies. You turn on the radio, but are unable to find anything but Lady Gaga, Brokencyde, and classic rock. You settle for classic rock.
    After about a half hour of clear skies the phone rings.
    "The planes are on the ground," Walters says when you answer. "If you're not there already, the team must be ahead of you, they're holding back and waiting for military support. You'd better hurry." he gives you vague directions.
    "Oh, also...I..."
    "what?" you ask.
    "Nevermind. I'll show you later."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:46 No.10236294
    "I have a HUGE boner for you right now"?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:47 No.10236313
    Ugh, no, not while we are about to go into a firefight.

    So like... we just drive there right? Not much else to do.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)22:47 No.10236314
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    Following his directions, you eventually come up on a pair of vans parked so as to block the road. They are embossed with the Arkham Research logo, and you can see about eight men in uniform outside of the vehicles, facing away from you.

    >What do?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:49 No.10236347
    rolled 80 = 80

    Snake out a bloodwhip and trip them all.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:50 No.10236390
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:52 No.10236428
    It was a good one.
    >> Lowroller 06/02/10(Wed)22:52 No.10236431
    Blood Armour up and walk up to the vans.
    >> ELLIPSE 06/02/10(Wed)22:54 No.10236479
    >waste perfectly good rolls

    Perfect! /ironic tone
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)22:56 No.10236538
    You stop the car a short distance away, and you and Ramiel approach the group.
    "Hey," you say. "What're we looking at?"
    Several hundred feet away, you can see where two small jets have taxi'd to a halt, though you can't see that anyone has exited.
    The Arkham Agents turn to look at you, confusion spreading on your faces.
    "A...ambush!" one of them screams, as they all scramble for cover.

    >What do?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:57 No.10236545
    I approve of this.

    Bloodwhip/trip them all, using that roll, then just speed on through, and get to our team.

    They'll be fine...right?
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 06/02/10(Wed)22:57 No.10236548
    Try to scare them away. Sprout wings. Make noise. Look badass
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:57 No.10236554
    How about we not be stupid.

    Sneak around and don't even fuck with them.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)22:58 No.10236565
    Please attempt >>10236347

    Otherwise armor the rest of the way up and have Ramiel head for the planes. Start trying to disable but not kill the agents.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:03 No.10236674
    Why not just go for the planes? We are likely completely immune to gunfire since our armor got upgraded. Distract them while not killing them and let Ramiel get to the planes without being shot at, then mosey on over there.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:03 No.10236693

    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)23:04 No.10236705

    >Some Number

    Your wings burst from the holes you had the forethought to make in your coat as your armor coats your body. You let out what you hope is a threatening roar, sweeping out with a bloodwhip. Six of the agenst are swept to their feet, while two others are slammed against one of the vans, jostled into unconsciousness. You raise your arm as you are peppered with gunfire from two of the prone agents. It's good to know THAT still stings like a bitch.
    "Ramiel, go for the planes!" you shout, slapping two of the agents' heads together as gently as you can manage with pseudopods made of psychic blood.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:08 No.10236769
    I thought our armor got an upgrade? We were already fairly immune to bullets before it.

    If bullets still hirt, can we have our blood armor not be completely skintight? It can't indent much because the bullets don't break the skin, so having it hover a bit off of our direct flesh will keep those nasty bruises from popping up.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:09 No.10236811
    It could also make us look more threatening. Like, we could be a blood monster demon thing with huge bulging muscles and shit. Sure, it's all just air inside the blood shell but they don't know that.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)23:14 No.10236933
    Leaving the agents scrabbling in the dirt, you take off after Ramiel, closing the distance to the planes quickly. You can see doors opening on both planes, and a small crowd piles out.
    Brody, Clara, and Creed are all present, in addition to a rather large-busted woman with waist-length black hair and a cocky smirk, and a sullen-looking four-armed man in what appears to be a custom-fit German military uniform.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:16 No.10236993
    Yay~ Go hug Clara and congratulate them on escaping safely!
    >> Lowroller 06/02/10(Wed)23:17 No.10237014
    "Hey there, miss me? We need to get moving guys. What happened back there?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:19 No.10237056
    Hey everyone! Good job! We uh... sort of need to get out of here.

    Hug Clara, pat Brody and Creed on the shoulder, and introduce ourselves to the new faces as we are getting out of here.

    Maybe ask the four armed man if he has a tactically sound escape plan.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:19 No.10237063

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    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:19 No.10237076
    "Throw your arms up if this is a trap. Keep them down if you know Arkham's turned evil, and he's NOT with you."

    Keep walking towards them, and just grin.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:20 No.10237106
    "Wasn't there a man made entirely of bees in the group?"

    ...How far from god do you have to be to fight Creed, and Man-O-Bees at the same time? It's like Bioshock all over again.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)23:22 No.10237122
    You land, running forward to hug Clara.
    "Miss Helen!" she says excitedly. "You look...different..."
    "Time for that later," you say. "We need to get out of here. Good to see you all again," you say to your team mates. "And good to meet you, as well," you say to the two newcomers.
    "Enchanté," the woman replies with an incline of her head. The man only nods, gesturing with two arms down the road at the agents.
    "We'll get over these guys' heads, then I figure head into Canada, get our guardian angel to locate us a fairly unused airport. Then, I don't know, you seem to be the ringleader of this half-cocked plan, but unless you have any better ideas, we go throw ourselves against that monster in California and see what happens."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)23:23 No.10237144
    >"Wasn't there a man made entirely of bees in the group?"
    Through the open door to the cabin of one of the jets, you can see that seats have been torn out to make room for an enormous airholed shipping crate, which you can only imagine is buzzing angrily
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 06/02/10(Wed)23:23 No.10237145
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    Where the fuck is The Pain?
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 06/02/10(Wed)23:24 No.10237167
    >> Lowroller 06/02/10(Wed)23:24 No.10237178
    Next step: Get out of here, get our bearings and hit 13 hard.
    The planes still have fuel?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:27 No.10237247
    "How did you guys escape? What happened after Arkham? Who are these newcomers?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:31 No.10237316
    >if we can fly fast enough to midair dock /w jet
    Sounds good, pile in and take off. I'll grab some quick bloodfood and meet you guys midair.

    Okay, pile in and let's head out. Get me up to speed on what has been happening.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:33 No.10237350
    Ask them why they came to this particular part of the US. They didn't really have any way of knowing that we (helen and garfield) were here.
    >> Further info on my conversion project COR !!q1pmTSXoGQa 06/02/10(Wed)23:33 No.10237366
    I plan to get it finished in time to post the final version on the last BloodQuest thread so it gets archived, however I live in Australia which makes the timing difficult.
    So as a backup I have created an E-mail address to act as a mailing list.
    So just send an email, any email to that address and when I'm done I'll just reply-all with the download link.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:35 No.10237398
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)23:35 No.10237402
    "How did you guys escape? What happened after Arkham? Who are these newcomers?"
    In the distance, the agents have dragged themselves back together, and are huddled behind the vans, watching you.
    "When Mister Arkham attacked you, something happened, a...a flash of light?" Clara begins, trying to explain as you board one jet. The two newcomers get on board the jet with the crate. "Your body was...well, we thought it was destroyed, but you must have been transported somewhere else...here, by the way," she holds out the infinite Beretta and the lighter. "This is all we could find."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:37 No.10237461
    We need to get Walters superpowers. Then he could join us in these shenanigans.

    Blood Symbiote? Nah...dunno how that'd work.

    Also...that's a man. Made entirely of bees.

    How the FUCK do you fight that, without Creed? Even lightning seems relatively ineffective against that.

    "We should Re-Raid the Anomalous Artifacts Facility first...stop off and arm ourselves. Ramiel did it pretty well the first time...and if anyone had the foresight to grab my hard drive, that should help-it's full of info on what the fucking hell's in there...I think."

    "Someone contact the Golden Dawn, tell them Arkham's the enemy. I have no idea how. Then let's head up towards canada, re-stock, refuel, and get ready to do this."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:38 No.10237467
    Yay! The lighter!
    >> Lowroller 06/02/10(Wed)23:40 No.10237526
    Oh hell yes.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:40 No.10237536
    We should also try and hit, I dunno, an abandoned military base on the way or something. I want to see that four-armed man quad-wielding rocket launchers.

    Seriously though, stock up on armaments. We need moar guns and ammo.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)23:40 No.10237542
    Creed moves to the pilot's seat.
    "Are you there?" he says into the radio. "What the hell do we do now?"
    There is only static, interspersed with an electric clicking sound.
    "Oh what the-" Creed begins, but then pulls a vibrating phone out of his pocket. "Okay, good."
    "We got new phones," Clara explains. "But we didn't know how to reach you. Once I managed to get Creed to wake up, it was all we could do to get out of there alive. Arkham disappeared when you did, otherwise he probably would have..." she trails off, shuddering. Her pocket buzzes, and she pulls out a phone. Reading a text message, she cocks her head.
    "This one...is for you." she says, handing you the phone. There is a text message displayed:

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:41 No.10237555
    we should trip balls all the way to canada.

    We need Spider LeBraun James' psychopharmacological wisdom.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:41 No.10237562
    get in the jet, get the fuck out of here
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:41 No.10237567
    "Ghost in the machine... you old bastard... Way to tell me you were still alive, asshole!"
    >> Lowroller 06/02/10(Wed)23:41 No.10237569
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    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:43 No.10237593
    54? He lives in the net!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:43 No.10237604
    OH WHA---

    The man won't even stay dead. What the fuck. Brofist the cell.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:44 No.10237616

    I wonder. If that's 54, and he's "alive", and he wanted to be the little girl, could he take over Clara's body?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:45 No.10237630
    Reply: Ah, 54. Do you go by Skynet, 54, or Miksam now? Regardless, yes. Your body is rotting in a grave, behind your house I believe.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:45 No.10237639
    save it for the fapfic
    although he might have some idea about how to fix her.
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 06/02/10(Wed)23:46 No.10237663
    Skynet best be 54
    >> Lowroller 06/02/10(Wed)23:46 No.10237669
    Text: 54, That you?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:47 No.10237680
    This image macro is EXACTLY how I am feeling!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:47 No.10237702

    *internet brofist*

    Text him back some garbage about being a dick for letting us think he was dead.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/02/10(Wed)23:48 No.10237717
    "Ghost in the machine... you old bastard... Way to tell me you were still alive, asshole!" you text back. The jet carrying the new teammates has begun picking up speed down the road, and after a moment your follows; Creed doesn't appear to be doing anything up in that pilot's seat. The first jet manages a narrow takeoff, sending Arkham agents scurrying for the sides of the road as you follow, and the jets are soon winging their way north-west. Clara's phone buzzes a reply.

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:49 No.10237743
    Just so you know, Arkham isnt human not anymore. He is now the crawling chaos Narylothep. He wants to fuck us all up.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:49 No.10237746
    FUCK YEAR BLOODQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:49 No.10237748
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:50 No.10237756
    Squeal. Like. A. Bitch.

    "HE'S ALIVE!"

    Dance for joy!

    Text: "You magnificent bastard. Skynet, We're headed to Canada...you called Skynet now?"

    "Guys...I think everything's going to be okay."

    Text: "We might hit up the Artifacts Facility again, if you say there's anything of value there...or any abandoned military hardware between here and Canada. I'll give you a location when I get one."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:50 No.10237770
    Got it, you dug up any more stuff on how to deal with the big one-three or do I have to...


    wing it?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:52 No.10237798
    "Going to start cleaning up all the shitty porn on the internet? On a more serious note, Arkham is similar to 13 in ability. Track him down for us please if you can. Freeze anything that he's doing. Stop him in his tracks."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:52 No.10237804
    FUCK. YES.

    A tear just fell from my eye.

    But yeah, let's ask if we should hit up that military hardware/Artifacts Facility/anything our good friend Maksim recommends. That man...is amazing.

    "His name's Wade...the Technomancer."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:53 No.10237822
    This is awesome, but... Where's the first thread? I need to catch up to participate :P
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:54 No.10237830
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    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:54 No.10237845
    Oh god, we must do this.
    With sunglasses made of blood.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)23:54 No.10237848
    FUCK YEAR, 54!
    >> Lowroller 06/02/10(Wed)23:55 No.10237868
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:00 No.10237962
    Ask him where we can pick up some hardware, tell him the Arkham situation, let him know he can freeze that bastard in his tracks if he wants for revenge, and all that jazz.
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)00:01 No.10237981
    Holy crap, I chose a good time to get back.
    >I wanna have your babies Stonerbro, and that's not even possible
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:04 No.10238036
    ...This would be the most unintelligent thing ever, but I want to go smoke with the artifact lighter if we have free time...
    ...And blow the smoke right into the airholes of Bee-man's box.

    Better yet, just burn something big, like an owner's manual for the plane, right next to him. Let everyone in the plane get high.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)00:04 No.10238044
    "Arkham isnt human not anymore. Similar to 13 in ability. Track him down for us please if you can. Freeze anything that he's doing. We could use any information you have on military hardware. We're headed to Canada now."
    Creed spins in the pilot's chair.
    "Ramiel..." he says softly, dropping to one knee. The angel nods.
    "Rise, ward. I am glad you are alright. And I see you have been given your arms back." Creed gestures towards you, and the two lapse into recollection.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:06 No.10238105

    This is SO AWESOME Stonerbro!!!!! I would fuck the shit out of you!!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:07 No.10238108
    "Tell me you didn't hijack the Nightrider."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:10 No.10238174

    "Really? That's it? You can't hijack a factory's production mechanisms?"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:10 No.10238190
    Do what you can. Oh and by the way your awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:11 No.10238210
    Awwww, no re-visit to the AA facility?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:12 No.10238224
    What do you mean, "That's it?" The man's bloody dead and he's still managing all this shit! I'd say he's doing pretty fucking great.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:12 No.10238236
    I believe that would be ill advised what with the kill on sight order.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:13 No.10238258

    StonerDM, you have had at least two Ca/tg/irls offer to sleep with you due to this quest.

    How do you feel?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:14 No.10238281

    He's also had some time to get acquainted with his new net-self. If he can cut off wifi, he can also enter wifi. If he can enter wifi, he can hack a network. If he can hack a network, he can control a building.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)00:14 No.10238289
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    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)00:16 No.10238330
    >Read a book
    >Now read another book at the same time
    >Now read a third book. Don't slow down!
    >That's what you're asking 54 to do, except if he fucks up your planes crash and you die
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:16 No.10238336
    Damn, ah well. Some Artifacts in the final fight could help people not die. But MOVING ON.

    Also, I think we saw mom n' pop in that dream. And we are NOT going to sacrifice ourselves, we are COMING HOME to Walters after all this is over!

    "I think we might need to deal with Arkham after this is over, if not before."

    "Just keep tabs on him. Eventually, we're going to need to kill him. Failing all else, call an air strike on the bastard if you can."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:18 No.10238368
    "Errrr, one thing at a time, Skynet. Just take these things...one at a time. One. At. A. Time. Don't try to multitask...we remember your driving."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:19 No.10238396

    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:20 No.10238405

    Ah... Yeah, that would take a lot of training...
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)00:23 No.10238486
    No, technically, everyone except us, Ramiel, and The Pain die.
    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)00:24 No.10238512
    Well, yeah, but Brody'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:24 No.10238515
    StonerBro, you are FUCKING AWESOME! Just wanted to get that out there.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)00:24 No.10238518
    "Do what you can. Oh and by the way you're awesome." You hand the phone back to Clara, but she shakes her head, ponytail wagging back and forth.
    "You keep it. Is...is he a friend of yours?"
    Brody taps Creed on the shoulder.
    "So...who IS she?" he whispers, loud enough that you hear, gesturing towards you.
    Ramiel has taken up a meditative stance near the rear of the cabin.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:24 No.10238519
    Lets just focus on the driving right now
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:24 No.10238522
    "NO! No multitasking! Take this stuff one at a time, man. I remember how you drove that van! And...you're amazing."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:26 No.10238549
    "...Did Brody lose his flashcards?"
    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)00:26 No.10238550
    Is he wearing the card?
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)00:26 No.10238559
    Oh, Brody, never change.

    ...wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:27 No.10238567
    we need to update your card Brody
    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)00:27 No.10238575
    That was bad.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:27 No.10238583
    For some reason, my reaction to this was "Not cool, man. Not cool." rather than laughing.

    Stop picking on my friend, you prick, he's just slow.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:28 No.10238593
    I escaped from Arkham with him. Thought he died, but apparently he just went... global. How are you doing Clara?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:28 No.10238597
    I think we have changed enough that the description may be off.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:28 No.10238613
    Poor Brody. He ought to have the artifact pistol though. He's the least-armed of us, with the possible exception of the newcomers. I can't remember what they're supposed to be able to do.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:31 No.10238674
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:31 No.10238679
    he won't know how to use it (although then again it's just a pistol how difficult can it be for him to use?)
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)00:32 No.10238684
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    Here, the archive isn't fully up to date, but imma just wait till after tonight's thread anyway.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:33 No.10238705
    Dont worry about him. Thats just Zalgo. He does that.
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)00:33 No.10238706
    The newcomers are Vishnu, The Pain and Lady Luck.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)00:33 No.10238708
    "I escaped from Arkham with him. Thought he died, but apparently he just went... global. How are you doing Clara?"
    She smiles. "Better now that everyone is together again. We were worried about you. Even Brody seemed concerned every time I informed him of the situation."
    "We need to update your flashcards, Brody," you say, handing him the pistol. "Here. I assume you know how to use a pistol. Just point and shoot."
    He nods slowly. "Y-yes ma'am."

    >Other questions for the group/etc?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:33 No.10238720
    .... please explain this "Zalgo." I have seen him referenced in the archives, has he been deleting his posts?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:34 No.10238733
    not until we land no.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:35 No.10238767
    Why are the other people here would be a good starting point.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:36 No.10238778
    Can somebody translate that?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:36 No.10238789
    "So Vishnu, what exactly can you do?"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:40 No.10238880
    He just likes fucking with peoples minds, apparently. That, and OP thinks its funny.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:41 No.10238892
    "He once was subject 54, but now is is much more. His body has perished, but his life force flows in the circuits"

    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:43 No.10238955

    So Lady Luck speaks Esperanto. Good to know. Ask her how they caught her in the first place. We may need a trick like that against 13 or SlenderArkham
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:44 No.10238960

    "I do it for the mindfuck factor, and by deleting the posts make people wonder 'WAS HE EVEN HERE?'"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:44 No.10238969
    So, what are they capable of?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:45 No.10238984
    Zalgo's an EPE-Extra Planar Entity. Something like Nyarly, or Cthulu. More along Cthulu's lines, really-his influence typically makes people babbly senselessly, their eyes go black and ooze black fluid, and typically chant his name.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:46 No.10239024
    >> ELLIPSE 06/03/10(Thu)00:47 No.10239031
    "He who waits behind the wall" or some shit like that...
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:47 No.10239040
    Thanks for the Zalgo translations, guys.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:48 No.10239058
    And this.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)00:53 No.10239154
    "So how did you meet up with the others?" you ask.
    "Things got pretty crazy in Berlin," Creed says. "Once people knew 16 was dead, and believe me, that news spread fast, it got crazy very fast. We ran into them on our way down to Italy; we were operating on 54's instruction by that point, for a lack of any better ideas. We ran into them near the border, and it...looked like it was going to get violent, but Clara managed to talk them down." Clara pulls a small curtsy. "Their leader was dead, so we explained 54's plan, an all-out assault on 13. He thought you were dead, like we did; it wasn't until we were hijacking the planes that he picked up your phonecall."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:54 No.10239184
    And thier abilities?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:55 No.10239205
    ...Wow. With the right mechanical equipment...

    ...54 could be the most awesome lay ever.

    Could even have tentacles, with a little effort...
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)00:55 No.10239211
    "Any idea what they're capable of?" You say, looking out a window at the other jet.
    "The man made of bees is pretty predictable," Creed says. "And besides the four arms and some pretty spectacular reflexes, the four-armed guy, Andre I think his name is, he's pretty mundane."
    "Miss Minerve is extremely useful!" Clara chimes in. "Though her power is rather vague. For example, we never saw her do anything in particular, but we slipped easily past all the guards at the airport, and bluffed out way past credentials when we refueled in France. We've been extremely lucky since she joined us."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:56 No.10239223
    "Well, two of them are obvious...what does Vishnu do? We need to coordinate."
    >> COR !!q1pmTSXoGQa 06/03/10(Thu)00:56 No.10239230
    Damn Archive is down for streaming, got up to chapter 6 though.
    If you want a copy.

    Oh and Stoner In order to get around when you have been answering direct questions, I have started to either remove the answer entirely, if it is irrelevant, and incorporating the question into the story, if it is relevant.


    By the way do you have names for the chapters that you've forgotten to post, or shall I just keep making them up.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:56 No.10239232
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:57 No.10239254
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)00:58 No.10239273
    "Is that a conscious thing, Minerve?" Outright ask her-she can no doubt hear us. I mean, Man-O-Bees isn't that loud.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)00:58 No.10239279
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    >Of note: While Charlotte is with you I will surreptitiously add numbers to all your rolls.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)00:59 No.10239295
    >She can outright hear us
    While Charles may not be extremely loud, the whipping winds between the two planes your on will make verbal communication something of a hindrance >_>
    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)00:59 No.10239315
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:03 No.10239397
    Great, so now we will get DOUBLE critical failures. All we need to do now is grab the Prime Shard so that when it happens we cleave the world in twain.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)01:04 No.10239417
    A Text:

    The planes do indeed make a swift landing on the packed-dirt runway. No one seems to be present at the airfield, which is...fortunate.
    While Brody and Creed search for fuel for the planes, you approach the others.
    "So, guys, uh...welcome to the team," you say.
    Andre nods. Charlotte extends a hand for you to shake.
    "Avec plaisir," she says. "Charlotte Minerve. You must be the 'elen the leetle one speaks so fondly of."
    "Andre Bellatovich," the four armed man says, inclining his head. "I crave your pardon, for I sought to do harm to your comrades. I thought you responsible for the Inheritor's death."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:04 No.10239422
    HelenxMaksim fapfiction... something like Serial Experiments Lain?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:07 No.10239469
    Wave towards rammy / creed.

    "They tried to turn me into deep-fried hamburger. Forgive and forget, i say."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:08 No.10239483
    Hey, dont worry about it. So whatcan you tell me about the bee-man (i forgot his name)
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)01:08 No.10239484
    Where are we?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:10 No.10239522
    No harm, no foul. There was no harm right?

    Charlotte, a couple quick questions while we are on the ground. One: Do you have any kind of control over your powers? Two: How were you captured in the first place? The Slander Man implied that some trick was used and I would like to avoid that particular hangup in the future.

    On a more general note, did the Inheritor tell either of you any vital information about 13 or Arkham? Supposedly he had the power to take down 13 himself, but Arkham saw that lead... ended. I have some possible information on an ancient inhuman library in space that could reveal ways to defeat them both but it would obviously require a spaceship. All other options are fairly exhausted, even the beings I've talked with on other planes of existence seem to be overmatched.
    >> Ca/tg/irl !cECXCz03GA 06/03/10(Thu)01:11 No.10239554
    Oh...thought we were all on the same plane.

    We totally need to get just a microphone that broadcasts exactly what we say, right there, at no volume change. And clip it to us. That way Maksim can just listen in to us.

    "It's nice to meet you. Clara couldn't exactly tell me...but what is it you do, Charlotte? And don't worry about it, Andre. It's no trouble....also, let's see if we can't grab Charles a bunch of really, really baggy, really thick clothing or something sometime soon...he can stuff all of his bees into that, because I don't think he enjoys being in the crate very much, and I don't want to walk around pretending to be an exotic bee collector all the time."

    Text: "Have any ideas on where to head now?"

    "We should restock, grab a bite, and rest while we're here. We don't know when we'll get another chance."

    Also, once it's night, call Walters.

    Tripcode activated.
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    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:12 No.10239576

    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)01:12 No.10239581
    Nice of you to join us namefags.

    This seems to be a pretty good line of questioning.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:13 No.10239610
    Call Walters at some point from disposable phone! Make smooches at him! No, not really... Just let him know we're alive and that he needs to be careful as fuck!
    >> Alabaster !!ywHX3ZHLgDV 06/03/10(Thu)01:13 No.10239616
    unless "THAT SENTRY IS A SPAH", and you're "surreptitiously" detracting from our rolls.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:13 No.10239617
    I believe you misspelled "von Neumann"
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)01:19 No.10239707
    "It's nice to meet you. Clara couldn't exactly tell me...but what is it you do, Charlotte? And don't worry about it, Andre. It's no trouble...." you wave to Creed. "Some of them tried to turn me into deep-fried hamburger. Forgive and forget, i say."

    "What is it you do, exactly, Charlotte? Do you have any conscious control? And how did Arkham ever catch you to begin with?"
    "Zut alors, mais non..." she says, shaking her head. "I 'ave always bee lucky, sometimes more obviously zahn othairs. I believe Arkham 'ad a subject much my opposite; he projected unluck onto othairs around 'im, yes? 'e was used to lure me into a trap. Eet is my understanding that ze subject in question was killed in some sort of...accident tragique?" You get the impression that coasting through life on good fortune has left Charlotte something of an airhead.

    A text:
    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)01:23 No.10239767
    "Let's take a look around, shall we?"
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)01:23 No.10239777
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)01:24 No.10239792
    >The cruise control on subject 54's texts is a meta-technique used to force you to acknowledge his dialogue as a foreign medium, removing natural inflections that come with speech
    >> Alabaster !!ywHX3ZHLgDV 06/03/10(Thu)01:25 No.10239806
    You guys can remain optimistic, while I'll bring the voice of paranoia that doesn't trust any random new people that show up, or old allies that suddenly show up out of nowhere. Skynet-54 is still quite suspicious to me.
    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)01:26 No.10239820
    Who cares, we have 54 back!
    Okay, yeah, we should watch out.
    He seems to be on the level though.
    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)01:26 No.10239835
    Also, find a secluded place and confer with Lebron.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)01:27 No.10239840
    "Can we get him some clothes or something? He can't be happy in there?" you say, pointing to the crate.
    "Mais oui, Mssr Andrenid!" Charlotte says, getting back onto the plane. You hear metal clamps hitting the floor, followed by a growing hum of noise.
    The swarm of bees that exits the plane is impressively large, a coordinated swarm of hornets, wasps and bumblebees that probably couldn't fit in a set of clothes even if they were literally crawling on one another. It gradually coalesces into a 15-foot, generally humanoid form, the bees flitting about in a loose formation.
    "He can't talk," Andre says, passing a hand slowly through the swarm. "But he can hear well enough, better than we can actually. I'm sure he'd thank you for thinking of him."
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)01:27 No.10239845
    Well of course, it wouldn't be Bloodquest (fuck yeah) without a healthy dose of Paranoia.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:29 No.10239879
    How far away can you control your... body? Could you be a scout across an entire city, for instance?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:30 No.10239893
    Oh and uh... can you reply by forming letters out of your body? It would be convenient.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)01:32 No.10239922
    "How far away can you control your... body? Could you be a scout across an entire city, for instance?"
    The swarm begins spreading out, filling the air around you and the others. The bee-density gradually decreases, until you can see that the swarm covers most of the open space of the airstrip. Then they gradually coalesce back together into the giant form. With surprising coordination, the right "arm" reaches up to tap at the side of the "head"

    "He means he can't hear as well when he's like that," Andre says.
    You nod. "Still a useful skill..."

    Pulling out your cell phone, you dial Walters' new number. He doesn't answer. You try again, and he picks up after about five rings.
    "Yes?" he says quietly. "I had to duck out of a meeting. Are you alright? I heard about your little takeoff maneuver."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:34 No.10239956
    "Couldn't you theoretically make the bees spell out letters? It's a little cartoony...but it could work...and hey, he's people too. Just like the rest of us."

    Snicker a little. Fire back a text.

    "Sure, take your time. Be careful-we don't want anyone realizing our resident technopath is still breathing-ish."
    >> Alabaster !!ywHX3ZHLgDV 06/03/10(Thu)01:35 No.10239972
    Of course, but at this point we must remember that StonerDM has somewhat of a hard-on for Nyarlathotep, so one should be somewhat wary at all times.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)01:35 No.10239982
    >fuckin' love me some Nyarly
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:37 No.10240008
    "We're in up North; I'm sorry to bother you...damnit, they probably know you're talking to me now! I'm sorry, Jacob...I'll call you late tonight with an update, when they're not listening!"

    Give a kiss, and hang up. Less time to trace the call, or listen in on it.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:37 No.10240010
    I'm fine, but I'm fairly sure you will be in danger soon enough. If I were you I would get Samantha and take her somewhere nobody will find you until 13 is either dead or I've failed to stop her. If you can it would be good to take any information Arkham can provide.

    It is your life, however. I'm not going to tell you how to run it or what to do. If you want to stay there and inside Arkham it's your choice. But I am fairly worried that working for an entity like 13 --only more competent and aware that you might have a link to his main enemy-- could be hazardous to your health.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:38 No.10240033
    On that note, Nyarlathotep is a Hooj threat...bastard can come from any shadow. Tell walters "If you see any shadows moving, run. Run as fast as you can, and take your daughter with you."
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)01:38 No.10240036
    "Nobody was seriously hurt, right?"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:40 No.10240078
    Better even than just fapfiction...could we totally run a side-quest with Helenxwhoever?

    ...It'd make sense.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)01:43 No.10240118
    "I'm fine, but you could be in danger at any time. I'm sorry to have bothered you, I hope they don't realize you're talking to me now. I'll call you later, tonight, with an update. I hope I didn't kill anyone. I...watch the shadows," you kiss into the phone, and hang up, hoping no one traced the call.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:44 No.10240133
    I bet Wade was listening and he's going to make fun of us later for it.
    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)01:45 No.10240153
    Without a doubt.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)01:49 No.10240249
    >Shameless eroticism update: Almost done. This first scene, in addition to being probably the only one that's canon, is played very straight, consensual-missionary style. If you guys want something else you'll have to request it. We'll address that later.
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)01:50 No.10240283
    >Sidenote: I love that Clara was able to talk The Euro Branch of our team down, after she was so impressed with how we did it with 88.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:52 No.10240312
    Fuck yeah, we need to congratulate her bigtime for that back on the plane. She was mentally designed to have an adolecent personality so praise is a Good Thing for something like that.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)01:54 No.10240339
    A text:

    "See, that's what I said," Garfield says.

    >Confer with Lebron
    >Is this something you're interested in as a group?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)01:58 No.10240410
    Speaking of 88, since it looks like we're gearing up to assault 13, I think we should pick him up. We need all the help we can get.
    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)01:58 No.10240417
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:00 No.10240450
    Getting a little insight from the world's best spirit guide might be a good idea since our trip to Vegas is looking one-way atm.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)02:00 No.10240451
    >Call 88
    >Sorry, I totally spaced it when you guys suggested that earlier.

    Thinking, you believe you remember the number of the phone you have 88, dialing it with your fingers crossed.
    "Hrm?" grunts the gravelly voice that answers. "Whadya want?"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:00 No.10240454
    I think you and Garfield could be really good buddies. You even use the same jokes! Ooooh, pre-empted by my blood! How does it feel?!

    Seriously though, if you could keep tabs on him that would be great. He might also be able to get you access to Arkham databases that would otherwise be isolated or protected from you.
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)02:00 No.10240457
    >ooh, I had a good idea, PreWWI BrodyxHis girl back home.

    Re: LeBron- I'm wary to, as it requires some downtime to use, and I wouldn't like to be caught unawares. OTOH, it might be a good idea. Maybe we could convince other team members to do it with us, sort of a 'spirit vision' thing?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:01 No.10240479
    "Want to fight a god?"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:02 No.10240502
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)02:02 No.10240505
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    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)02:05 No.10240539
    Yup. This, so much of this.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:05 No.10240548
    Also, text back to 54:

    "Aw, you're jealous! That's adorable."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)02:06 No.10240563
    >You text him this, generally, at some point before or after this conversation

    "Want to fight a god?"
    "Hahahaha!" you hold the phone away from your ear to spare yourself the noise. "I was wondering if I'd hear from you again. I squashed most of your bugs for you. You're -welcome-." he grates with mock passivity. "A god, eh? Do tell."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:06 No.10240565

    "That'd be nice!"~To Maksim

    And hey, that eroticism sounds kinda awesome to me. I'm happy for it.

    Confer with Lebron...
    Only if we take a day or two to rest...which is unlikely.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)02:07 No.10240580
    >meanwhile, in the past
    "Aw, you're jealous! That's adorable."

    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)02:07 No.10240586
    "We're going to try and take down 13. Where are you at?"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:08 No.10240594
    You know that thing that's been mind-fucking it's way across the west coast? I'm going to go punch it in the nose. You get to help.
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)02:08 No.10240600
    "Well, the good new is, it's the scariest motherfucker on the planet right now.
    The bad news is, you would be part of 'Our gay ass power rangers shit'
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:08 No.10240607
    "Head to Vegas, however you like...There's the equivalent of a God there. Everyone who survives this is going to be a Goddamn Hero. You included, if this goes off properly. We're going to stop 13. Who knows? We may even end up stopping Arkham from caging up people who don't actually need to be caged up."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:10 No.10240630
    "Well, I'm about to throw down with the thing that has destroyed Florida, California, Texas, and carved a mile deep trench from San Fran to Vegas. After that I'm probably going to go head to head with Arkham himself. He's gotten the powers of a god too, by the way.

    If you want to be part of the biggest fight that this little dirtball will ever see then we can work out some transport. If not, your call."
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)02:10 No.10240636
    "How's that unlimited power treating you?
    But all joking aside, yeah, I can sympathize a bit with the whole 'losing your humanity' thing.
    Internet hug?"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:12 No.10240652

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    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)02:15 No.10240706
    "Where are you at?"
    "Still around Kentucky, maybe in Missouri. Hunting's been getting pretty scarce, I think all the little ones have scattered, and I'm pretty sure I heard a military patrol talking about how the big one's disappeared into the Canadian wilderness or something, out in the middle of nowhere."
    "There's the equivalent of a God in Vegas. Everyone who survives this is going to be a Goddamn Hero. You included, if this goes off properly. The bad news is, you would be part of 'Our gay ass power rangers shit'

    "Hrm," he says after a pause. "If you can finangle me an airlift, I'll think about it. At least tell me you've got some more ladies on your team. Last time I saw you it was just you and some spaced-out guy."
    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)02:17 No.10240738
    "One or two."
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)02:17 No.10240745
    "Well, there's me, and the little girl robot.
    And the hot french chick.
    If, y'know, you're interested"
    >She is French, right? Bad at Decipher Accent over Internet
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:18 No.10240752
    There are a couple of developments from France you're going to be just thrilled about.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:18 No.10240759
    "Lady luck herself is with us. And she's French."
    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)02:19 No.10240784
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    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:21 No.10240794
    Hrm. Yannow...I'll bet Andre and Charlotte have had some...encounters in the past. Four arms...could be kinda hawt.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)02:22 No.10240811
    "There are a couple of developments from France you're going to be just thrilled about. Lady Luck herself is with us. And...a little girl robot, I guess."
    "France, eh? Never met nobody from France..."
    "I think I can have someone pick you up if you get to some sort of landmark or something."
    "I can get to what's left of Louisville pretty speedy-like," he says.
    "That'll be perfect," you say. "We'll see you soon."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)02:23 No.10240819
    >She's French. Although apparently that can be mistaken for Esperanto, which I didn't even realize was a thing that existed. Bloodquest is teaching me so many new things!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:24 No.10240832
    We totally need to shoehorn some big name company to develop "feeling" prosthetics after this, and have them make an entire 'man' out of them...

    ...Then let Wade inhabit it.
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)02:25 No.10240847
    >He could probably posses Clara, if the mood struck him, if she had a router. Possibly even if she didn't.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)02:26 No.10240861
    >implying he would only inhabit one of them
    >do ho ho ho!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:27 No.10240876
    "Okay everyone, I just recruited another teammate. We're going to need to make a stop in Louisville to pick him up, and he's probably going to take up a lot of room. Also, Charlotte he might hit on you. Handle it however you feel like, but please don't make him smash the plane out of the air. He might survive, but I doubt you all will."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)02:27 No.10240882
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    >HelenxClara/Wade possession/yuri/blood-futa confirmed for Brawl
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)02:29 No.10240903
    A text:
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    >yuri blood-futa
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)02:30 No.10240924
    >Dear God, why did you ever mention fapfiction? Now look at all that's ever thought about.
    >Oh wait, it was some asshole who brought it up like 10 threads ago, wasn't it?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:31 No.10240935

    Yeah, Clara/Wade could be kind of awesome. Something tells me those two are going to have some kind of a romance after this is all over. ANYWAY!

    Yeah, let's get ready, rest if we need to, and get this show on the road. We've got a pair of final battles to end.

    ...How's our blood doing for hunger?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:32 No.10240956
    But Clara is just a kid. Permanantly according to her story.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)02:32 No.10240961
    You're getting pretty hungry, but we'll say you ate this morning, since it was my fault I skipped over the requests to do so. You should be good until tomorrow.
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)02:33 No.10240967
    /tg/- Chivalrous Perverts
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:33 No.10240969
    Oh god, no Futa. /d/ is full of enough of it, do not need it here! Please StonerDM, think of the weed when you do this! The weed hates Futa!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:35 No.10241005
    We missing any subjects that are potentially still alive?

    We want to get everyone. Wait. Lightning man. We could use Lightning Man.

    The way I'm seeing it, Mr Bees, Four Arms, Clara, and POSSIBLY Brody are all gonna be useless against 13, unless she spawns adds.

    Pyromancer, Ramiel, Ourselves, Rhino, possibly Brody, Lady Luck, Mr Lightning (If possible) Airstrike from Wade could all be useful. In the end, I'm thinking it'll just be us Ramiel+Us VS 13.
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)02:37 No.10241044
    And the Harlem Globetrotters!
    Not that we have any idea what they can do, or what they've been doing in Charleston.
    >> Lowroller 06/03/10(Thu)02:37 No.10241045

    We'll see.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:38 No.10241053
    It will be a while before a chopper can make it from Louisville to Vegas (or Canada). We can go hunting, there should be plenty of space to look for some wildlife around here.

    Also ask Clara about her damaged arm and combat capabilities. See if SKYNET can find a way to fix her up after he is done with the airlift.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:39 No.10241074
    Bullets can harm 13's shell, possibly distracting her.

    And who knows what a bullet will do to a hedron? Bullets from a magic gun are just as likely as anything else to hurt them.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:39 No.10241075
    "We need a Hedron. One of those three. I'm thinking that if we do kill 13 and don't have one, that Sentience might pass into one of us...maybe even me."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:40 No.10241092
    Well, we need to destroy the entire shell. Sniper bullets won't do much there.

    She can be a tactical relay or something from the back and support with sniper fire. I don't want her getting Outer Goded if we can help it.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:42 No.10241135
    Also, ask Creed if he can make Fire Armor...

    Thread is in Autosage, guys. It's goin' down; we should continue tommorow.

    Somebody post some damn Bloodquest porn, or I'm going to explode.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:42 No.10241145
    It's the containment things not the Hedrons that trap it. The Hedrons just attract them.

    Maybe if we stuck a hedron on a plane and had SKYNET fly it out over the ocean... then nuclear weapons wouldn't be a problem.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:43 No.10241148
    I second that.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)02:47 No.10241230
    >Plans have been set in motion, and forces are gathering for a final assault. Tomorrow may be the final episode of Bloodquest. It's been a long road, and personally, I've had a blast. As always, I crave your feedback. Also standby for pr0nthread
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:48 No.10241246
    Is tomorrow going to be early BQ at 3/4/5pm?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:49 No.10241254
    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, are you doing another quest after this?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)02:50 No.10241271
    >I might be going to a movie, and we still have a week of time left, so it'll be at the normal time. I've been starting a little earlier, at like 8 or 8:30, and we're getting the preliminary stuff out of the way by 9, so we're on a pretty good schedule
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:51 No.10241295
    this is it the he's gone for good and we don't know why.
    (my bet is that he is really a government sponsored AI who is getting shutdown dew to a lack of funding.)
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:51 No.10241302
    He did say may. Sounds like the Will of the Dice will be the deciding factor on if we manage to get a shot at Nyarly or go down in flames to an Azathoth fragment.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:52 No.10241324
    Yeah, I misread that
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)02:52 No.10241327
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    Last minute Spider-LeBron chat?

    Does that mean it'll need to be xtra-long tomorrow?

    Current Archive being posted.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)02:52 No.10241330
    If we have a whole week left and we finish early, does that mean the rest of the time can be spent on fapfiction?

    Also, your style is very rewarding considering this is a quest thread. You do a good job of incorporating lots of peoples ideas into one post. Glad you took my advice from an earlier thread about composing what you want to post in a Word doc and posting it after refreshing to check for new ideas.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)02:53 No.10241346
    >meanwhile, last night...
    >Always remember that StonerDM loved you enough to shamelessly exploit his own creations
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)02:56 No.10241392
    >And remember to comment, damn you, I'm not just posting smut out into the ether
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)02:57 No.10241426
    >As long as we don't have to actively participate, fine.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)03:00 No.10241466
    >Quick thought: hope this isn't a bannable offense!
    >lol, mods on /tg/
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)03:01 No.10241490
    we are in auto sage anyway so...
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)03:02 No.10241493
    I would be shocked with all the xenophile threads I've archi-- err, seen.
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)03:03 No.10241529
    >Oh the irony if it were true.
    >If BQ25 doesn't show up for a week, I'll just do it myself.
    >> COR !!q1pmTSXoGQa 06/03/10(Thu)03:04 No.10241545
    >Tomorrow may be the final episode of Bloodquest
    With sup/tg/ down it looks like I won't be able to finish the conversion in time even if the time difference allows my schedule to match up. So remember:

    As for BloodQuest fap fiction, I've come to love the story so much that its like my favorite books, I don't want the story and characters ruined by it. But seeing as its being written by the creator, I'm making an exception.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)03:05 No.10241554
    >I don't know sup/tg/s policies for NSFW stuff, so I made a new thread so that this one won't get deleted. Probably not an issue, just being cautious
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)03:05 No.10241559
    You could just post a link to a Rapidshit or Megaupload if you're that worried.
    >> ArkhamArchivist !DiStrue33Q 06/03/10(Thu)03:09 No.10241625
    On that note, ArkhamArchivist@hotmail.com, for all your AA needs.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/10(Thu)03:15 No.10241721
    There's smut on page one.

    And I'm not raging.

    ...I'mma go check the temperature in hell.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 06/03/10(Thu)04:16 No.10242694
    God damn it, where's the fucking archive, I need to know if this shit got archived or not
    >> COR !!q1pmTSXoGQa 06/03/10(Thu)04:34 No.10242986
    Don't worry Stoner
    I've saved the page just in case it doesn't
    >> sage COR !!q1pmTSXoGQa 06/03/10(Thu)05:07 No.10243481
    We are archived, may this thread sage in peace.

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