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    87 KB Goshujin-Sama 06/01/10(Tue)23:49 No.10214352  
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)23:49 No.10214357
    Fuck yes!
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/01/10(Tue)23:49 No.10214364
    Ten minutes.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)23:51 No.10214385
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    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)23:51 No.10214390
    I can't wait.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)23:53 No.10214436
    Ten minutes to many.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)23:53 No.10214450
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    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)23:55 No.10214473
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)23:55 No.10214477
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)23:55 No.10214478
    Great, more Time Trolls. At least OP pic is more interesting to look at than Mr. Bean.
    >> Truth 06/01/10(Tue)23:56 No.10214495
    What is this I don't even?
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)23:56 No.10214502
    >see succubus pic, empty post
    sweet, a demongirl thread, can never have too many demongirls...

    >notice name is not anonymous
    FUCK... YES...
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)23:56 No.10214503
    What id the faggotery?
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)23:56 No.10214511
    How is it that the Demon Queen of Sex isn't one of the first people we fucked?
    >> MAID QUEST PART WHATEVER Goshujin-Sama 06/01/10(Tue)23:57 No.10214529
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    First Chapter: Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/

    Most Recent Chapter: Not sure, the archive seems to be down.

    If you want to find the rest, they should be tagged "Maid Quest" on the archive.


    If you're pathetic enough to follow this fucking shit on twitter, it's at http://twitter.com/maidquesttg


    You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

    1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
    2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.

    At least, that's the basic idea. Things have gotten confused since then.


    As the Quest continues, you find yourself standing in a kitchen. There is a cat sitting behind a DM screen with a bunch of dice on one side, and some RPG books on the other. It pauses in the middle of taking some notes and looks up at you.

    "Hi there," he says. "I'm the DM. When you wake up, it will be Day 14 of 30, and about the halfway point through this Quest. So I thought I'd take a moment to give you a bit of a rundown on how you're doing.
    >> Anonymous 06/01/10(Tue)23:58 No.10214544
    it... uh... never came up... no innuendo intended
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:00 No.10214586
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    Let's start with you.

    Your stats:

    Athletics: 4
    Affection: 2
    Skill: 4
    Cunning: 3
    Luck: 2
    Will: 2


    Alien Repair Bots
    Reticulan Combat Android in a Sphere
    Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery
    Silver Key
    Occult Book
    Alicia's Locket, containing Kat's Love

    --Your Costumes:--
    Magician (Magic Missile, Shield, Ritual Magic)
    Bloodline Sorcerer (Reality Warping)

    --Unassigned Costumes:--

    --Mansion Status:--
    Facilities: Beachfront property, Huge Yacht ("Kat"), Secret Passages (Connects Master Bedroom to Maid Quarters).
    Kitchen: Average (3 of 5) -> Quest: HIRE A CHEF
    Decor: Good (4 of 5)
    Gardens: Average (3 of 5)
    Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
    Beach: Good (4 of 5)


    You're doing fairly well in terms of your stats, but looking at your work on the mansion, it needs some work. I'd suggest taking some time to improve it when you have the chance: you've only cleared one of the mansion traits.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:01 No.10214606
    >Time for a progress update
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:02 No.10214638
    Fuck! It's not all A's my parents are going to kill me.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:04 No.10214666
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    Next up, Reginald, your Butler.

    Type: Shadow/Elite

    Special: Glasses, Former Mercenary

    Weapons: Machinegun, Striking Martial Arts

    Power: Super Evasion, Trap

    Athletics: 6
    Affection: 1
    Skill: 4
    Cunning: 6
    Luck: 3
    Will: 7

    Reginald is father to Samantha, your head maid. You have made a pact with him to duel him, man to man, for the right to marry Samantha at some later time. At the moment, you have no chance to defeat him. You'll need to train more or come up with some plan to avoid his insanely high combat skills.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:05 No.10214681
    awesomeness Now we must kill the enemy
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:06 No.10214704
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    Next is Samantha, your Head Maid. She's a sweet, kind, nice girl who also happens to be a highly trained marksman and skilled in all manner of weaponry ranging from a handgun to a tank cannon.
    Type: Pure / Pure
    Level: Devoted

    Special: Accent (British), True Devotion

    Weapons: Guns

    Colors: Silver hair, Black eyes, Green and White uniform.

    Athletics: 1
    Affection: 2
    Skill: 5
    Cunning: 3
    Luck: 3
    Will: 2

    You have basically "Cleared" Samantha, and if you can defeat Reginald in single combat, you will earn the right to marry her. This is somewhat complicated by the fact that Samantha isn't exactly a sweet innocent girl, and seems to want to rush matters. . .
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:11 No.10214793
    Can we just get to the quest? I really want to get out of hell.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:11 No.10214796
    Well then. Set everyone sensitive to work on the Decor, and set everyone Grunt-like to work on the Beach, while the main dude goes out and buys a chef.

    I'm thinking:
    Felicia, CARMINE!, Reginald, Katherine -> Beach
    Samantha, Jehanne, Alicia, Koyomi -> Decor
    Protagonist -> Get a chef.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:11 No.10214801
    Aka Legs
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:12 No.10214820
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    Next up, Katherine, your redheaded Tsundere.

    Katherine, the Tsundere
    Type: Boyish / Cool

    Special: Trap (Really a boy), Amnesiac

    Weapons: Knife

    Colors: Red hair, Yellow eyes, Black uniform with Beige

    Athletics: 4
    Affection: 0
    Skill: 3
    Cunning: 3
    Luck: 2
    Will: 1

    Katherine, being a cute spunky redhead, was a popular favorite early on until it was discovered she was actually a man, leading to the first major controversy of the quest. She has currently lost her transgender identity and her love for you, and exists as Kristoph, one of your male valets.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:12 No.10214822
    After we get out of hell, we really need to go see our proctologist.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:14 No.10214865
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    Type: Heroine/Lolita

    Stress X: Mischief

    Colors: Green Hair, Green Eyes

    Athletics: 2
    Affection: 1
    Skill: 2
    Cunning: 3
    Luck: 3
    Will: 0

    Koyomi, the scientist maid, is one of the three maids you have slept with so far. She used to work at Black Mesa, and is currently working on figuring out the truth behind the mysterious alien sphere you own. Not much to her so far.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:14 No.10214867
    I take it you switched the pictures of Katherine and Felicia there.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:14 No.10214871
    we can make it a day trip, bring a picnic and the girls
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:15 No.10214894
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    Type: Sexy / Pure

    Special: Armor, Masochist

    Weapons: Giant Sword, Bikini Armor

    Colors: Long Blonde Hair, Blue eyes, Silver Armor

    Athletics: 4
    Affection: 2
    Skill: 2
    Cunning: 1
    Luck: 2
    Will: 1

    Jehanne is a former Paladin of Bahamut, whose distress at following a strict god led her towards masochism and self-abuse. With some help from you, you convinced her to convert to worship of Sehanine, goddess of love. She is the second of the girls you have slept with.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:18 No.10214932
    It's actually very important for us to know where we stand. Even more so if we're going for the 100% Clear/Best End.

    There's gonna be a lot of explaining to do.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:18 No.10214934
    Waiting for carmine.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:18 No.10214940
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    Oh goddamn it. May as well continue the trend.

    Felicia, the Catgirl
    Type: Lolita / Sexy

    Special: Really a Familiar

    Power: Escape

    Colors: Black fur, Cute :3

    Athletics: 1
    Affection: 2
    Skill: 2
    Cunning: 2
    Luck: 4
    Will: 2

    Felicia is a catgirl, playful and sexy. She used to be Alicia's familiar, but now spends most of her time warming your bed for you. PROTIP: Felicia will sex you up every morning you are in bed and improve your hidden "Sexual Talent" skill if you choose to have sex with her.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:19 No.10214966
    >Special: Armor, Masochist

    I remember now, after visit the proctologist we may want to go to the local toy shop and buy ourselves some gags, chains, and other fun things.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:21 No.10214988
    >PROTIP: Felicia will sex you up every morning you are in bed and improve your hidden "Sexual Talent" skill if you choose to have sex with her.
    So what would an all-night-long orgy with Felicia & some of our maids do for the skill?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:21 No.10214993
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    Type: ANGRY/Sexy
    Level: Neutral

    Special: FUCKING ANGRY



    Roots: ANGER!

    Stress X: ANGER!


    Athletics: 2
    Affection: 1
    Skill: 2
    Cunning: 4
    Luck: 3
    Will: 1

    Sister CARMINE HOSTILITAS is a character I'd REALLY like to forget. She's a female Angry Marine Half-Eldar Half-Vampire troll character that you fuckers for some reason decided to keep. Recently you decided to trade out her powered armor for a Sexy Commissar Outfit, changing her from a pure assault character to one with more of a clever, tactical mind. It also allows you to romance and perhaps bed her, which is impossible if she is ANGRY ANGRY.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:22 No.10215007
    also, ask alicia to teach you how to use them properly

    wouldn't do to use them wrong and actually harm jehanne
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:22 No.10215015
    What did you expect, you tempted us with angry sex so we just glossed over the vampire/eldar stuff.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:24 No.10215039
    Where the fuck is amazonian musclegirl werewolf wife
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:25 No.10215052
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    Special: Symbol: Ace of Spades

    Power: 4-D Dress

    Athletics: 2
    Affection: 2
    Skill: 4
    Cunning: 3
    Luck: 0
    Will: 2

    Finally, there is Alicia.

    You and she have a complicated relationship. She is intimately tied in to your family, and is the reason why part of your criteria for earning your inheritance was to sleep with three women: she had a geas on your family's souls, until you traveled to hell and destroyed her tower. Now she is nearly powerless, and bound to you by the might of a hundred lawyers.

    Recently, you came back to hell to get back two souls which are important to Alicia, and to, perhaps, gain enough power to restore Katherine. You did, but at a cost: several demons who were hostile to Alicia captured you and tortured her.

    You escaped, after awakening to your bloodline's true magic, and are now in a cave, resting away the injuries from your last battle.

    Also, you are both naked.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:25 No.10215064
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:26 No.10215092
    > Power: 4-D Dress

    First time in the quest here. What?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:29 No.10215149
    Summon a bat and escape hell either that or sex if our balls don't still hurt.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:30 No.10215169
    Attempt to sex the lolimaid.
    /tg/, are you okay with sexiing the lolimaid? You caused a shitstorm with trapmaid, so I figure I'll ask first this time.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:31 No.10215198
    I said this before & I'll say it again: when we wake up we have to start out the day right! TIME TO JACK OFF!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:31 No.10215201

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:31 No.10215211
    The man knows his tradition.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:33 No.10215240
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:33 No.10215253
    So how do we get our Spirit up, we are going to deplete it fast with our lol magics

    Then we can be CAINE, blink behind a child and SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:34 No.10215259
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    Don't sex her now, but last few panels related after we escape.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:35 No.10215280
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    After our triumphant self stimulation I humb- OOONCE OOONCE OONCE -ly suggest we use the secret stuff command word Goshujin-Sama had set aside previously.

    Also remeber if we want to retain our awesome sanity then we need to be crafty and LAY OFF the more explicit magical effects.

    Gotta sleep but someone else in the perv-mind has got to get the specifics, since the archives are down, from Goshujin-Sama in regards to our magic bloodline.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:36 No.10215288
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    > The gaming cat puts away his notes and pushes up his glasses as he looks at you, steepling his hands and taking a sip of his martini.

    "So, that's where we stand. Now, down to business."

    "In honor of this, our approaching the half-way point of the Quest, I'm granting you one Boon. You may choose to apply this Boon as you see fit. Here they are, as follows."

    Reginald - Reginald's Boon will activate a secondary Quest with him. It will cause the two of you to grow closer and become true bros. This will both increase your combat abilities and make the final duel against him easier.

    Samantha - Samantha's Boon will activate a side quest with her. This one is more erotically oriented, so if you're a pervert, you'll probably really like this one.

    Katherine - Katherine's Boon will immediately sidetrack her current tragic angst storyline and end it in a decent, amicable manner. If you're sick and tired of the homophobia and want to end this storyline quickly, you'll probably want this boon.

    Koyomi - Koyomi's Boon completely remakes her character. It will end the storyline with the mysterious alien sphere and change her stats completely, into something much more powerful.

    Jehanne - Jehanne's Boon will grant her an equipment upgrade. Think artifact-level power.

    Felicia - Felicia's Boon activates a side storyline with her. Instead of just being a fuckbuddy, she will gain a true storyline. Maybe you'll like it, maybe you won't. Your call.

    CARMINE - Carmine's Boon will drop her completely out of Angry Marine status. It will instead switch her to the Order Famulous Branch of the Adeptus Sororitas and immediately starts her romance storyline, instead of having to spend a lot of time to raise your relationship with her.

    Alicia has no Boon. Sorry.

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:37 No.10215323

    Namely because of the OMG A TRAP I HATE FAGfaggots.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:37 No.10215327
    +1 for Sam
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:37 No.10215329
    Failing that, Regi.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:37 No.10215331
    I love you and hate you at the same time. So many delicious choices.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:38 No.10215337

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:38 No.10215339
    Felicia boon

    we must gain a talking catgirl
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:38 No.10215354
    Either Samantha's, Jehanne's, or Carmine's
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:38 No.10215355
    We can fix Kath's storyline already though, we'll get the locket and restore the love. I don't want to waste the boon on something we could get naturally.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:39 No.10215376
    Caramine, Koyomi, or Reginald.
    >> Jabberwock 06/02/10(Wed)00:39 No.10215379
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:40 No.10215387
    Felicia or Carmine

    Reg is titillating, but I believe we'll have lots of time to up those stats
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:40 No.10215388
    Sadly enough, I've missed like, the last five ones in a row.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:40 No.10215395
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    Currently Carmine is winning at three votes.

    Voting continues.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:41 No.10215415
    Oh, well don't worry then. We went into hell for her and did an entire storyline where we killed some demons and got killed, Disneyland was involved.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:42 No.10215423
    Sam or Felicia
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:42 No.10215429
    wait, if carmine is no longer always angry, then there's no angry sex

    and angry sex was the entire reason for carmine
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:43 No.10215439
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    Just FYI: if you vote twice I am picking only your first choice. At the moment, Sam and Carmine are tied at three each.

    Voting continues for a few more minutes.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:43 No.10215442

    Well I think we should do Reginald.

    Because even if we're best bros with him, that shit is going to be hard. The hardest fight yet, anyhow.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:43 No.10215447

    This guy has a point.

    >>10215337 here. Can I change the vote to Sam?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:43 No.10215448
    By god this man is right. Switching my vote to Reginald.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:44 No.10215459
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    Samantha is now winning, 4 votes to 2.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:44 No.10215460
    If we make Felicia our familiar by ourselves (Up her sense of self, gain full catgirl), then Carmine
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:44 No.10215464
    I was the Alicia/Regi from earlier.

    Switch my vote to Sam for the tiebreaker.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:44 No.10215468
    felicia, right now she's more of a pet rather than a part of the (eventual) harem you're working to aquire
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:46 No.10215492
    Reginald. Mechanical boosts are a lot harder to get than roleplaying boosts.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:46 No.10215494
    This means I'm voting Carmine, yes
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:46 No.10215497
    isn't that sort of the charm of her though?
    catgirls that get elevated to sapience get sort of... meh...

    Besides, Sam's the primary right?
    with Jehanne as secondary
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:47 No.10215508
    Voting ends in two minutes. Make any last minute changes now.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:48 No.10215531
    Change me to Reginald.

    Fuck my vote not mattering.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:49 No.10215535
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:49 No.10215538
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:49 No.10215539
    Nah, she's token. We didn't even have to try hard with the whole devoted trait. We should keep open to other less fetishy options
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:49 No.10215541
    Voting over. Tallying now.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:49 No.10215551
    Reinstating my Carmine shift just in case
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:51 No.10215572
    For reference this is my post that I wanted to switch the vote on.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:51 No.10215585
    All right, it's a coin flip. I need someone to roll 1d2.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:51 No.10215586
    I must ask.

    You guys had ANGRY SEX with Carmine?

    ...how long was I out?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:52 No.10215598
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:52 No.10215600
    we haven't

    this is why we should choose her for the boon
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:52 No.10215606
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    Wait a minute. Strike this.

    Samantha wins.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:52 No.10215608
    come on sam
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:53 No.10215617
    Incoming shitstorm.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:53 No.10215618
    dammit, shouldn't
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:53 No.10215633
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    Pic related, my face.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:54 No.10215634
    Damn, we would get the erocontent just by playing, too...
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:55 No.10215672
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    > The gaming cat makes a note down on a piece of paper, then grins at you.

    "Well, I guess that's it for now. Time to wake up. Also, here's a small word of advice: you don't always want to fuck someone first chance you get. Sometimes, it's better to wait."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:57 No.10215712
    wake up
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:58 No.10215716
    What do you think we're gonna do with Samantha?

    It wouldn't be good unless it was after kicking her father's ass.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:58 No.10215726
    That's a hint about Alicia, I know it.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:58 No.10215732
    noted, lets not have sex with alicia after we wake up

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:58 No.10215733
    it'd probably still be good... just not as sweet
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)00:59 No.10215743
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    Actually, no. This is a. . . side quest. There is no way you would have gotten THIS erocontent just by playing.

    As you wake up out of a very bizarre dream, you hear splashing coming from outside the cave. As you yawn and stretch out and walk outside, you find that the source of the splashing is Alicia.

    She is sitting on the edge of a small creek with her feet in the water, and letting them splash. She is looking down at her reflection in the river, and smiling.

    The fact that the river is full of drowning people unable to die, doomed to scream wordlessly and writhe at the bottom of this river for all eternity, doesn't seem to faze her.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)00:59 No.10215747
    Oh please, give us a chance for a nicer Carmine
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:00 No.10215760
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:00 No.10215764
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    Sex on the Matterhorn.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:01 No.10215786
    Jump her butt
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:01 No.10215787
    Go sit down beside her, and give hug.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:01 No.10215788
    summon cockbat?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:02 No.10215811
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:02 No.10215818
    You know they have people in Disney whose job it is to watch for flashers on Splash Mountain and the Matterhorn, now?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:03 No.10215822

    As you sit there and watch her, you realize that something is missing. . . oh yes.

    You grab your crotch and masturbate furiously. Maybe it's the sight of a naked loli sitting and dangling her feet in the river, or maybe it's several days worth of pent-up frustration, but it doesn't take you very long to start cumming white sperm all over the blasted landscape.

    The sight of your cum giving Hell itself a facial fills you with a degree of satisfaction.

    You are interrupted in your reverie by the sound of Alicia clearing her throat. "I like your work," she quips. "Very. . . avant-garde."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:04 No.10215838
    "Hey. When nature calls...and fapping is second nature for me. You Should Know This Already."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:04 No.10215846
    INVISIBILITY MAGIC, we got it now

    Hey guys, I remember Kris being a good cook. If we work her issues out, I'm sure we can forget hiring a chef while giving her a feminine career
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:04 No.10215863
    second nature?

    >implying there's something you do more often
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:05 No.10215873
    Sex up Alicia, then try to save a drowning person.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:05 No.10215874
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:06 No.10215890
    "Yeah, I didn't need that bothering me while running for my... third chance,wow"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:06 No.10215893
    Go sit beside her.
    Ask how she's feeling?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:06 No.10215895
    I'd sign it for you but my pen is back home
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:06 No.10215898
    this, also ask her how she's feeling after a nights rest
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:06 No.10215902

    Not this. Don't trust Alicia.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:06 No.10215904
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    "I do. I'm honestly just a little disappointed you didn't ask me to help." Alicia shrugs and stretches out a bit. "Anyway, we've got a long journey ahead of us, we should get going soon. What's your plan, oh my master?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:07 No.10215914
    Wait, what? She's not tsundere for us any more?

    ...how long have I been out?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:07 No.10215923
    Don't sex Alicia, SUMMON COCKBAT, probably while getting her to help with the magic stuff
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:07 No.10215931
    You ever played Mass Effect 2?

    A few loyalty quests dedicated to one person.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:07 No.10215932
    "Damnit! There's people in trouble!" jump in and grab as many as you can
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:08 No.10215949

    "Anyway," you ask. "How are you feeling? Any better after your night's rest?"

    "I'm feeling fine. All over, too," she says, idly brushing a hand between her legs. "Seriously, I don't know how you managed it, but I'm feeling pretty good right now. How about you? You feeling all right? You were channeling a lot of power yesterday. . . I'm worried you might be pushing yourself beyond your limits."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:08 No.10215952
    we don't need help with that, plenty of practice already

    we'll save anything more for when we're back home
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:09 No.10215964
    But I've missed that much?

    Trying to follow the current thread and catch up, like, on five is pretty hard, guy. I consider it lucky that I even found it. And I dismissed the thread as another succubus thread too.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:09 No.10215977
    use magic to summon bat, return home, start planning my revenge against what's-his-face for stealing my cherry...
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:10 No.10215982
    I'll need to cool off a bit, but I think I'm getting the hang of things. I'll have time to practice later at home, after I summon a bat and get us out of here.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:10 No.10215987
    going to sleep, dammit

    don't fail me tg
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:10 No.10215988
    "You know me. One wank session first thing in the morning and I'm good as gold. I feel pretty good.

    Now, how far away is your tower's ruins from here? And what's a good way to get there without attracting the attention of those other two demon lords?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:11 No.10216002
    "This wouldn't be the first time I put out more than anybody expected."

    Then summon BAT.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:11 No.10216014
    Mass Effect 2 proved this with Jack.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:13 No.10216060

    "I'll need to cool off a bit, but I think I'm getting the hang of things. I'll have time to practice later at home, after I summon a bat and get us out of here," you say.

    "That's right," Alicia remembers. "Because nothing gets you out of hell like a bat."

    "So. . ." you ask. "How exactly do I summon a bat again?"

    "Simplicity itself," Alicia reminds you. "Now that you seem to have gained. . . a mysterious link to the source of all magic. . . you have gained the ability to warp reality by force of will. However, there is a side effect. The harder you try to warp reality, the more reality fights back. The more spells you cast, the higher the stress on your body. If it gets too high. . ." she makes a popping sound, like a champagne cork. "Just like that one movie where the guy's head exploded."

    "Oh yeah," you remember. "I'll have to be careful."

    "There are also long-term side effects. Channeling that sort of power is tough on the human psyche," Alicia reminds you. "Every time you cast a spell, there is a chance that your mind will Backlash. The more you Backlash, the further your mind will descend into madness. So be careful with your powers. You can't just use them willy-nilly."

    "Is that genuine concern for me I hear?" you ask.

    "Shut up," Alicia snaps, her cheeks coloring. "I'm just worried you'll blow yourself up before you get us the hell out of here."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:14 No.10216086
    Well how DO we feel?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:15 No.10216096
    > You have added a spell to your repertoire
    > 1d3 Stress, 6+ Backlash

    > Cast it now? Y/N
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:15 No.10216102
    They went for the most hazardous and useless boon there is.

    They've already failed you.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:15 No.10216105
    Okay, here we go. Bat-making time. "This wouldn't be the first time I put out more than anybody expected."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:15 No.10216109
    Do silly summoning circle

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:16 No.10216118
    so what kind of damage we looking at for displacing a bats location from a cave

    as opposed to just using the magic to find the nearest relatively safe way out
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:16 No.10216129

    I want to say something witty about
    > the hell out of here
    but nothing's coming to mind.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:16 No.10216137
    carmine would have been worse

    cause then no angry sex
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:17 No.10216147
    make sure we have a really silly happy face as we hug her, too
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:17 No.10216157
    > "This wouldn't be the first time I put out more than anybody expected."

    And with that, you snap your fingers and summon a BAT

    > 1 Stress, no Backlash.

    There is a sudden flapping of leathery wings, and a fucking bat the size of a 747 appears in the air above you, gliding sedately by.

    "Wow. . ." you mutter. "I didn't really expect it to be that big."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:19 No.10216184
    grab on before it leaves hell without you

    hold tightly to alicia
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:19 No.10216189
    "Golly, I wonder what would happen if the internal organs of all my current enemies were to MAGICALLY vanish suddenly...?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:20 No.10216215
    I think I saw this in a Miyazaki movie once. Wrap your hand around Alicia and the other holds on to the bat.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:21 No.10216227
    This anon is brave and wise.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:21 No.10216238
    Get on with Alicia, start singing that one song from Aladdin.

    I wish we hadn't masturbated already because this would be the perfect time.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:22 No.10216257

    That spell is 20d6 stress, 2+ backlash, ten checks.


    You grab onto Alicia and reach up with your other hand to grab onto the bat's leg. The bat lets out a high pitched shriek as it flies off with you hanging on.

    You take a moment to settle down on top of the bat's massive claws as you fly away into the sunset. . . except the sunset is the lurid red and gold glow of brimstone and sulphur. Alicia leans back against you as the bat continues its stately flight, biting her lower lip pensively.

    "I wonder. . ." she says, then shakes her head. "Nah, forget it."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:23 No.10216275
    Attempt to seduce the bat (if the bat is a girl), in order to get the bat close enough to carry you out of hell.
    If the bat is a boy, have Alicia seduce the bat.
    Get out of hell!

    Also, what is the protagonist's current Stress, and what has he accumulated in the way of permanent sanity damage?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:23 No.10216283
    nope, not gonna

    ask me anything you want
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:23 No.10216284
    "Guess who's going to Disneyland!"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:24 No.10216294
    You wonder how I kick so much ass and still have time to be a sexual dynamo? Because honestly I wonder that myself sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:24 No.10216299
    Hug that Alicia.
    Let's see how the mistress of Nailbats is doing against the House Team.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:25 No.10216315
    oooh no you don't... speak up now little lady or - I swear - I will turn this bat around
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:26 No.10216328
    Tell bat to head for Disneyland.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:26 No.10216334

    Alicia rolls her eyes and shakes her head. "Asshole. Do you ever stop fellating yourself? Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen anyone stroke their own ego more than you do. And that's not a masturbation joke."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:26 No.10216335

    While giving her an overly enthusiastic hug, and winking.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:27 No.10216348
    "Something bothering you, Alicia?

    Anyway, do you want to go straight home or go off and find Nerissa so we can taunt her?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:28 No.10216363
    well... there's the times when others are fellating me...
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:28 No.10216364
    not really

    good for the health constant ego stroking is

    makes me chipper and upright in the morning

    and that IS a masturbation joke
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:28 No.10216368

    "Don't worry about it," you say. "Let's go to Disneyland."

    "What? Right now?" Alicia asks. "Seriously?"

    "I guess we could. Why not? I mean, this bat can get us out of hell, it can get us to Disneyland, right?"

    "Yes, but I think you've forgotten two things. First of all, we're naked."

    "Easily remedied--."

    "Secondly, we left behind a bunch of your maids and friends fighting demons back at your mansion. Aren't you at all worried about those idiots?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:28 No.10216375
    nerissa is dead

    she got mortared
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:29 No.10216385
    >"I wonder. . ." she says, then shakes her head. "Nah, forget it."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:29 No.10216392
    fine, i guess we can take care of the little things first

    lets head back to the mansion
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:29 No.10216402
    "Listen, I am currently breaking out of hell for the second time in a month. I am like, double Doom-guy."

    Pause, look her in the eyes.

    "Seriously though, what's on your mind?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:29 No.10216403
    We'll pick them up. Make a day trip out of it.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:30 No.10216414
    They can handle themselves. The major players in that fight left to take us home.

    Also, ask if she checked up on HOGO's battle during the night.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:30 No.10216415
    ... All right, let's go clean up the mess we made.


    *Batman music!*
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:32 No.10216463

    Wait, there's a fight back at the mansion?

    Head there. DRAMATICALLY.

    Make something explode just before we jump off the bat onto the lawn, so the smoke dramatically hides our crotch, pull on clothing before it dissipates. (I assume that being exposed with Reg and Sam there at the same time will result in BAD END.)
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:32 No.10216465

    "All right. Let's go back to the Mansion, then," you tell Alicia. "We need to pick up the others to take them to Disneyland too."

    "I . . . well. . . aww, forget it," Alicia sighs.

    "What? Just tell me?" you say.

    "Shut up. Not interested in hearing about it," Alicia pouts.

    "Alicia, I am breaking out of hell for a second time on the back of a giant bat. Just tell me."

    "All right, FINE!" Alicia shouts. "I don't want anyone else coming with us to Disneyland! Especially not that slut Samantha! If you want to take me there, you'll have to take me there by yourself, or it's no deal!"

    ". . . what do you mean no deal, you have nothing to bargain with. . ."

    "SHUT UP!" Alicia shouts.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:33 No.10216474
    I'm sure flying out of hell is a good excuse to be naked. Let's just go with it
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:33 No.10216476
    >"Secondly, we left behind a bunch of your maids and friends fighting demons back at your mansion. Aren't you at all worried about those idiots?"

    You're right, of course. I guess discovering I'm magic and summoning a huge bat kind of distracted me. We'll go back and help, but the trip will probably take a little while, so why don't you tell me what's on your mind?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:33 No.10216478
    Seconding, also can we will ourselves some clothes? What would that be in terms of magic?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:33 No.10216484
    Fine. But we save our friends first, then we can have our..."romantic getaway".
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/02/10(Wed)01:34 No.10216497
    "I guess I can do that... Man, you're really intent on this whole going to Disneyland thing, aren't you?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:34 No.10216500
    Give the little loli what she wants
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:35 No.10216508
    Can we undo those last two lines of that?
    She has plenty to bargain with, like the fact that she's no longer bound to us by contract.

    And if we can undo that, just pause for a second and say okay.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:35 No.10216510
    allright, it's just you and me then

    i'm not letting anything stand in the way of our trip to disney, and i want you enjoying yourself there
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:36 No.10216521
    And a hug/hair ruffle.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:36 No.10216528

    ". . . shut UP!" Alicia shrieks. "It's not romantic! It's . . . it's reparations for leaving me like this!" She tries to slap you, but her footing isn't very stable, so she nearly falls off, and winds up clinging tightly to you in the process.

    Distracted by her antics, you're not sure when it happened, but by the time you stop laughing, the sky has changed color from blood red to cerulean blue. You are winging over the ocean towards the mansion, which seems to be on fire.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:37 No.10216535
    1d3 with 6+ backlash.
    However, the exact type of clothes you get is random. Roll a d100 to determine what type of clothes you get. ;)
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:37 No.10216536
    lol, this. We don't troll the maids enough anymore.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:37 No.10216544
    "looks like we're out of hell"

    kiss her
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:37 No.10216550
    ...did they get our flowers?

    If they got our flowers, it's go time.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:38 No.10216565
    "All right, just the two of us. But first we have to save the mansion."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:39 No.10216573
    I hope the morning glories are alright...
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:39 No.10216575
    And then we went back to hell.

    Again Again Again.

    And conquered it in the name of Humanity (Fuck Year?)
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:39 No.10216584
    rolled 95, 39 = 134

    Then this, for both of us.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:40 No.10216587

    Can we summon up a gun? Or maybe a missile? we have the sword, but we're firearms-trained, not stabby-trained.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:40 No.10216594
    Ahh, /tg/, the mansion can burn, the defenders may be dead, and we may be doomed, but god dammit the flowers had better be alright!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:40 No.10216597

    I just need clarity.

    How'd we die again?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:40 No.10216600


    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:40 No.10216601
    we've had knife training, close enough
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:41 No.10216606
    Fire demon slit our throat.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:41 No.10216607
    I want to play tic tac toe on this.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:41 No.10216609
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    Don't summon clothes. Fight naked, prey on their fears.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:41 No.10216610
    spat in a demons face as he held us by our throat

    basically suicide
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:41 No.10216615
    We fucked with two Demon Lords at once, then got in melee range of the stronger one.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:41 No.10216617
    why? land naked, be casual... not like any of them have yet to see any of it...
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/02/10(Wed)01:41 No.10216620
    Got our throat ripped out by a frost demon, if I remember correctly.

    Pretty sure it was the frost demon, at least.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:41 No.10216623

    Well, we're mounted on a bat. We can do air support.

    And we need someting for Alicia to do. without her magic, plinking away with a pistol is probably the best she can do.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:42 No.10216628
    don't think carmine or reginald have seen us naked yet
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:42 No.10216632
    Got killed by the demons chasing Alicia out of hell. So we were free for like 5 minutes, only to die again.

    And have Alicia try to save us, b-but not cause she likes us or anything.

    >Too Tsundere
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:42 No.10216636
    Clothes are free, don't worry about it.

    As you land and the bat flies away to God knows where, you can see that the mansion has become a war zone. The front lawn is on fire, there are particle accelerator shots whizzing back and forth. . . and oh yes. The Morning Glories are toast.

    As you watch in horror, the burnt remnants of your flowering vines are trampled under the foot of a ten foot tall, red-scaled pit fiend.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:42 No.10216637

    Can we summon neo-tribal celtic woad bodypaint in lieu of clothes?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:43 No.10216645
    then it's about -damn- time
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:43 No.10216652
    how are we not getting a raging boner holding onto a naked Alicia?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:43 No.10216659
    Find Reginald. Acquire guns. Find rest of maid squad.

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:43 No.10216660

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:44 No.10216663
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:44 No.10216667

    Oh. No. He. Didn't.

    That did not just happen. Says the reality warping mage.

    Did it?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:44 No.10216675

    se our magic to have the fiend slip and fall on something, then rush over and stab it in the brain through the eye socket while it's down. Using our looted sword.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/02/10(Wed)01:44 No.10216676
    When exactly do we NOT have a raging boner?

    FUCK, we are the worst horticulturists ever.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:44 No.10216682

    Requesting status update on the mansion after the scene has ended.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:45 No.10216687

    Restore Morning Glories is a 1 Stress, 6+ Backlash spell. Cast it now?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:45 No.10216692

    These two combined, please.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:45 No.10216693
    Manhood is not determined by the size of a man's manhood, but the man's control over his manhood's growth.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:45 No.10216699
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:45 No.10216707

    then rush the pit fiend with our looted sword, who cares if it's cursed at this point, it's time to kill
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:46 No.10216717
    >The Morning Glories are toast.
    >The Morning Glories are toast.
    >The Morning Glories are toast.
    >The Morning Glories are toast.
    >The Morning Glories are toast.
    >The Morning Glories are toast.
    >The Morning Glories are toast.
    >The Morning Glories are toast.

    Initiate rage mode.
    Cease all thought, feelings, morals, and non-rage-related actions.
    Initiate rage mode.
    Cease all thought, feelings, morals, and non-rage-related actions.
    Initiate rage mode.
    Cease all thought, feelings, morals, and non-rage-related actions.
    Rage mode initiated.
    Rage mode initiated.
    Rage mode initiated.

     run while you can
      run while you can
       run while you can
        run while you can
         run while you can
          run while you can
           run while you can
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:46 No.10216718
    Shouldn't we just destroy the fuck out of the demons, then restore the mansion a hundred percent?

    I'm all for raging the fuck out of losing them but it seems smarter this way in the long run.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:46 No.10216720
    I just realized. We can use our new powers to make our penis as big and as sensitive as we want.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:46 No.10216724
    It's not our fault that aliens and demons hate us.


    Okay, so it definitely is. But screw that, we know when to take responsibility, and that time is now. And that responsibility is Vengeance.

    My name is Goshujin-Sama. You trampled my Morning Glories. Prepare to die.

    >Refuses to make innuendo laden pun about morning glories and our morning rituals.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:47 No.10216728
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    >The Morning Glories are toast.

    >As you watch in horror, the burnt remnants of your flowering vines are trampled under the foot of a ten foot tall, red-scaled pit fiend.


    And on a less rage-fueled tangent: what about using the reality-warping to power up our normal magic, thus subtly influencing things? Maybe tap into excess magic in the area? There's definitely going to be what with all the demons & the portal to hell in our bedroom...
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:47 No.10216736
    What about creating a huge, demon fighting morning glory?

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:47 No.10216745
    get Jehanne to plant some more morning glories after we're done
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:48 No.10216762
    i dunno where you were learned, sir, but when i was a child, i was taught that you cannot use the word you are defining in the definition. shame on you. say two hail mary's and think about what you've done.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:48 No.10216765
    Pit Fiend polymorphed into a morning glory.

    Oh god its little shop of sexual deviants all over again.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/02/10(Wed)01:48 No.10216779
    Was actually wondering about this. Making it so the morning glories protect themselves would be pretty useful, not just for the moment, but in the future as well.

    I'll be damned if we need to replace those fuckers again.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:49 No.10216802
    I'm pretty sure his first use of manhood was as in "being a man," and his other uses were about dicks. Not the same word, just spelled and pronounced the same.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:50 No.10216807
    What's the deal with morning glories?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:50 No.10216814

    > 1 Stress (2 total). Backlash incurred.

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE DAMN MORNING GLORIES!" you scream, and raising your hands, cast a powerful spell. The morning glories rapidly regrow themselves into powerful, thick vines. . . that wrap around the Pit Fiend and start to strangle it.

    "You can fuck with me, you can fuck with my house," you snarl, "but do NOT fuck with my flowers!"

    And with that, you plunge the blade of the sword into the demon's eye, slaying it. . .

    "Nice work, young master," Reginald says, as he comes out onto the front porch. He is wearing no shirt, there is a cigar in his mouth, and he is covered in warpaint and carrying a Bren Gun under each arm. "I must say, I was a bit worried you'd be late for breakfast. Glad to see you could make it."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:50 No.10216816
    Fuck yes, we will call them the Morning Glorious and they will fight to defend their home.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:50 No.10216817
    This is fine too.

    Also a good way to announce our arrival & perfect accompaniment for demon-slaughter: "FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:50 No.10216826
    Initiate berzerker rage.
    Leave no survivors.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:50 No.10216830
    we love our morning glories

    them being destroyed is a berserk rage trigger
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:51 No.10216841
    "Stand back, Reginald."


    "I'm going to kill these demons with my HATE."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:52 No.10216852
    wouldn't miss it for the world reg

    the breakfast here is delicious, and such wonderful company
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:52 No.10216862
    Ask Reginald for the location of any entities that have harmed the morning glories.

    No further question needs to be asked.
    Proceed directly to the given location by the fastest means possible and destroy all sentient life in that area.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:53 No.10216873
    Announce our new godhood to the demon throng. Then polymorph Hogor into our new chef maid for emphasis.

    It's a win-win situation.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:53 No.10216880
    We shall have Carmine teach us in the ways of rage-whorticulture.

    She will make our morning glorious refuse to die, man or beast, angel or devil, all will fear them and know not to mess with the orchards of Goshujin-Sama, the careswaytomuchabouttrivialthings.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:53 No.10216883
    ahh reg, old chap! how's the family?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:53 No.10216886

    "Hell is somewhat easier to manage after one's first time."

    "How is the overall situaton going, Reg?"
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    "Wouldn't miss this for the world, Reg," you say, shooting your cuffs and popping your collar. "The breakfast here is delicious, and the company pleasant. How are things going?"

    "Not very well, I must admit," Reginald sighs. "The demons have taken over the main mansion, forcing us into the front lawn. As many as we slay, more simply keep coming. And the problem is, although Miss Jehanne has tried, she doesn't have the arcane knowledge to seal the gate, which is what needs to be done."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:55 No.10216919
    How much backlash/stress would it take to close the gates to hell from here, as opposed to right next to them?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:55 No.10216926

    "Understood. Alicia, If we bum rush our way to the portal, do you still have enough juice to close it?"

    (And will our magic do it if she doesn't?)
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:55 No.10216928
    "Alicia, be a dear and close that portal so we can hurry along to Disneyland."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:56 No.10216933
    Might be a crazy/much to trying idea; but how difficult would it be to ritual the portal so that it reflected back on itself in a mobian loop. Making it infinitely recur the demons to hell and have every room in our mansion lead to the master bedroom?

    Could be fun, right?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:56 No.10216935
    So which one of us closes it? Alicia should have the knowledge.

    Of course we'll get rid of the demons for her.

    I don't think we should just whore our magic out, it's sure to have nasty repercussions.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:56 No.10216939
    does samantha still have the mortar?

    if so have her start regularly shelling the portal while we work our way inside

    i think alicia and i will have the whole close to portal bit covered this time
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:56 No.10216947

    It's time for SCIENCE then.

    Koyomi and Jehanne need to tackle the problem together, hopefully we can get some kind of science meets magic solution to repair the seal.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:56 No.10216950
    *close the portal bit
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:56 No.10216953
    Do we still have the book of true names?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:57 No.10216967
    Fight our way to the portal. Use magic to help Alicia seal the gate while the maids guard us.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:57 No.10216970
    Have everyone regroup at the bat, use the bat to gain the roof. Drop into the bedroom from the mortar hole in the roof. Everyone protects Alicia while she closes the hell hole.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:57 No.10216971
    ritual magic should work here, and would have the backlash bit
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)01:57 No.10216972

    "I can close it, definitely," Alicia says, "but it would be good if I could get some help."

    "All right," you say. "If you need it, I guess I can help out. But it'll take time to do the ritual, right?"

    "Yeah, that's what got us last time. . . we need someone to cover us while we do the ritual. Who do you want to take with us?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:57 No.10216973
    H͍̬̖͎͕͍͓̭ͨ͐̏̑͐̂̀̌̃́E̹͎͕̜̖͔ͦ̇ͫ̄ͬ͊͗̓̑ͥ̎͆ͤ̑ͩ͋̅̍̑ ̰̯̥̰̜͈̣̗͔̭͔̼͈̟͌̈́̓ͬͨ̅̊͋̓͒ͧ̾ͅC̞̤̺̻͇̪̒́ͦ̄̏̆ͮ͒ͮ̊̍̔ͯ̅͗̍ͯ
    ͔̝͔̘̙̻̺̣͈̪̯͌͌͒́ͧͪ͆ͥͪ̄̃͒S̮͉͍̣̗̪͓͙̥̬͍̦̹̦̤̻̏͐̅͑̀̃̚ͅ ̳̥̤͔̟͕͕̻̩̤̯͂ͭ͋̀̈́ͣ̉̈́ͧF̘̻͙̦̲̤̤̮͓͓͈̫͇̭̔̌͌̔ͅO͂ͮ͆͂͗̄͋͂̍̈
    ̳͍̥͕̼̪̲̳̬̦͎͚͚͚͓̦͑ͅͅR͇̗͈̣͈̳͆͒ͣͮ̏͆ͣͣͪ́̔̾̑ͧ̈̚ ̗̙̟̼͉̩̤͍̞̱̥̜̠̝̖̲̒ͭ̀͊ͯ̓̅ͧ̇Ŭ̺͈͍̺̙̤̯̘̮̦̤ͣ͋ͤ͒̓̅ͫ͗̚S̐ͤ̄
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:58 No.10216992
    jehanne and reginald

    the divine protection jehanne offers should make up for any extra attraction we'd have for demons
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:59 No.10217001
    Let's take Carmine and Reg. They're our two most reliable killing machines.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)01:59 No.10217025
    >>10217001 here

    On second thought, take Jehanne and Carmine. Reginald can clear the rest of the mansion out.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:00 No.10217029
    Reginald, Carmine, and Jehanne. Maybe get Sam with a rifle picking off assholes from a distance.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:00 No.10217038
    Seconding this selection. Also see if Sam can resume artillery support.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:00 No.10217048
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:01 No.10217053

    "We'll need a lot of strength, but we can't leave the rest of the staff undefended. We'll take the strike team and ahve the rest fall back out of the immediate area until the threat is over."

    Not sure who to take now, though. Sam or Jehanne, probably, and have Carmine keep an eye on Kris, Koyomi and Felicia.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)02:02 No.10217079
    "Reginald," you ask. "Does Sam still have that mortar?"

    As if in response, you see a white phosphorus shell detonate with pinpoint accuracy over a group of demons, scattering burning phosphor all over them. All things considered, not so effective.

    "Well, yes," Reginald says, "but she's running low on ammo. That poor dear has been doing fire support for days straight."

    "All right. . . Jehanne and Carmine. Are they available?"

    "Absolutely. Is that who you wish to take with you, young master?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:03 No.10217088
    let's remember that Alicia doesn't exactly like Sam
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:03 No.10217096
    Yes, they should suffice.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:03 No.10217102
    ... days straight?

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:04 No.10217106
    You people suggesting Carmine maybe forgetting we traded her power armor for sexy commisar outfit. She's not quite as hot in a fight as she was.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:04 No.10217113
    how long was I gone?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:04 No.10217116

    I'm sure she can put dislikes aside for a few minutes while we try to avoid HORRIBLE DAEMONIC DEATH again.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:04 No.10217123
    >not quite as hot
    On the contrary...
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:04 No.10217128

    Tactics. She's our party warlord now.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:05 No.10217136
    Let's do it.

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:05 No.10217138
    It occurs to me that Alicia probably REALLY wants to blow off some steam just about now.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:05 No.10217143
    she wasn't all that great in a fight anyways

    we've taken her out while she was wearing the power armor twice, by ourselves
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:05 No.10217149
    Right, but wouldn't that make it smarter to keep her away from the frontline?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:06 No.10217156
    Yes. It'd be great to get Sam to dump as much as she can into the group to make a soft spot for us to hit. while the rest suppress er...KEEP on suppressing.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:06 No.10217157
    Time for a new thread?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:06 No.10217164
    >we've taken her out while she was wearing the power armor twice, by ourselves

    Considering who she was fighting at the time, it's no wonder she lost.

    Give her a sword and a bolt pistol, she'll be right at home.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:07 No.10217180
    I really wish Carmine had won the boon vote. :(
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:07 No.10217183
    did i forget to mention it was in H2H?

    cause it was totally H2H
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)02:08 No.10217188

    "It's been about forty-eight hours since you and Lady Alicia were pulled into that portal," Reginald explains. "Since then things have. . . gone badly for us."

    He points to the mansion, which is still smouldering, and the hordes of demons pouring from the mouth of the house, towards where Jehanne is holding the line with her sword. The effect is rather similar to a large number of mice running full-tilt into a blender. "We'd best hurry, young master," Reginald says, "many of your maids are growing exhausted. I'll provide covering fire. . ."

    As you run down the path towards Jehanne, you can see that the young paladin is covered in blood. Her sword is chipped and nicked, and her armor is dented and battered, but her grim face is defiant, even as her eyes shine with the joy of battle. "My liege!" she calls out, as she sees you approach. "I was told you were dead!"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:08 No.10217193

    On the upside, we get angry sex this way.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:09 No.10217213
    "I got better."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:09 No.10217216
    I was, but that's a story for later. Right now I need you to accompany me so we can close this portal.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:10 No.10217225
    wouldn't be the first time...
    think you can manage to push the line into the master bedroom? I'd like to close that portal before peanut and peanut-brain figure out what's going on
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:10 No.10217226
    "It's happened before, and it'll surely happen again."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:10 No.10217228
    I hope it still happens
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:10 No.10217233

    "Rumours of my death should generally be ignored by this point, lest they provide more opportunity for clice lines."

    "Come on, we're pushing in to finish this once and for all!"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:10 No.10217237
    Well, lets hope that we wont find out if the third times the charm.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:10 No.10217239
    yeah, and?

    you do remember how we met, right? i wasn't visiting a vacation house.

    press forward into the demons chopping at them with your sword
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)02:11 No.10217240

    Jehanne grins as she raises her blade. "Absolutely, my liege! I will be by your side as long as you require my aid!"

    "Oh, for hell's sake," Alicia sighs. "Do paladins always have to act like cheap southern preachers before going into battle?"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:11 No.10217242
    "Got better. Again."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:11 No.10217246

    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:12 No.10217269
    "Sadly, yes. It's part of retaining their powers."
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)02:12 No.10217273

    You 20
    Jehanne 10
    Alicia 30


    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:12 No.10217284
    "I got better.

    Alicia, close the gate! Carmine, Jehanne, help me cover her!"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:13 No.10217287
    does it matter?

    she's effective, especially right now
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:13 No.10217296
    cost of healing Jehanne?
    full attack
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:13 No.10217300
    Do we still have the book of true names?

    It seems like that could be useful.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:13 No.10217306
    Grab an M60 and a red bandanna. Wear only camo pants.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:14 No.10217314
    Scream your battlecry of "For the morning glories!" as you charge the foremost demon and stab it in the fact with your new sword

    hopefully the strange battlecry will give you the element of surprise
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:15 No.10217323

    Actually, don't wear pants.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:15 No.10217325

    god i cannot type tonight, i need new fingers
    >> Goshujin-Sama 06/02/10(Wed)02:15 No.10217336
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    New thread
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:17 No.10217366
    Time to top Hot Shots Part Deux as 'Bloodiest Movie Ever'?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:29 No.10217581

    Heal Jehanne!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:31 No.10217621
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    i suck at mspaint
    >> Anonymous 06/02/10(Wed)02:47 No.10217910
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    *tumble weeds*
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