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    34 KB I think this is MAID QUEST PART XXXI or something, I dunno, WTF. Goshujin-Sama 05/27/10(Thu)03:26 No.10085588  
    Continued from >>10084278
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:27 No.10085606
    "The man who starts a fight is childish.
    The one who ends it is a criminal."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:27 No.10085614
    "We'll make it up to each other. At Disneyland."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:27 No.10085618
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:28 No.10085629
    does nothing
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:28 No.10085630
    "How many rapes does it take to get to the center of a Tsunadere pop?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:28 No.10085633
    Get erect

    See how she reacts.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:28 No.10085639
    Get erect while being sentimental.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:28 No.10085640

    It's all right. Everybody fucks up, god knows I'm no stranger to that. How did you become a queen of Hell in the first place? I saw you in my dream, and you weren't always like this.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:29 No.10085642
    She does too
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:29 No.10085646

    "Out of curiosity, can they still detect your soul, or are we in the clear on that count?"
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/27/10(Thu)03:29 No.10085648

    "The man who starts a fight is childish. The one who ends it is a criminal," you say.

    "What the hell does that mean?" Alicia wonders.

    "It means, we'll make it up to each other later. At Disneyland."

    ". . . I can live with that," Alicia says.

    As you start to drift off, Alicia smirks. "You know," she says. "Technically, I'm not bound by that contract any more. It was up until your death. . ."

    ". . . upon which you become beholden to my descendents," you say.

    "So. . . until you have a kid, I'm a free woman. If I wanted to, I could kill you right now," she purrs, running her fingernails over your chest.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:29 No.10085651
    "Looks like you've paid in full. I wasn't going to let you pay for all of eternity, though. Not by a damn sight."

    Wish strenuously that we had a cowboy hat to wear right about now.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:30 No.10085660
    well, what should we do after we're done resting?
    find a bat and get out of hell seems like a better idea than messing with Hogo
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:30 No.10085666
    We could start working on that problem right now, the procreation I mean, not the killing.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:30 No.10085670
    Really, because I disbelieve the contract would have a loophole like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:30 No.10085671
    Third times the charm, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:31 No.10085673
    take hand, kiss fingertips

    "yes, you could"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:31 No.10085677

    "So I can either take a shot at magic-ing you out of existence, or we can fuck like horny minxes."

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:31 No.10085678
    "...do you feel like it?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:31 No.10085679
    You could. But by that logic, you didn't need to go after my body.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:31 No.10085682

    ...Dying more than once a day is probably bad for my health.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:31 No.10085685
    "I'm sure I could handle... a little death."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:31 No.10085686
    then fall asleep
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:32 No.10085691
    We should just lay back, play along, and let her do everything to us.

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:32 No.10085692

    "Oh? Is that so~?"

    ...Those who get what I just said may commence with the throwing of stones.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:32 No.10085694

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:32 No.10085696

    "tell you what, keep me around until I take you to disneyland. If you don't like it, you can kill me then..."

    Also, we have a loli succubus pressed against our body, both of us nude. Why aren't we horny?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:32 No.10085701

    "You could. Or, you could wait until we heal up, get out of hell, and then see about making some of those decendants."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:33 No.10085705
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/27/10(Thu)03:33 No.10085706

    "So. . ." you ask. "Do you feel like it?" You take your hand in hers and kiss the fingertips.

    "Honestly, no," Alicia says, frankly. "HOGO's idea of foreplay is to tell you to brace yourself before fucking you. I'm tho thor I can hardly pith right now," she chuckles.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:33 No.10085707

    This, gentlemen. In that book she's got- KIND of- a shot at regaining ULTIMATE POWAH. And she might be lying her ass off about the blade and the key, to boot.

    Of course, the fact that she'd have to waste HOGO to have a clean run at his army- and the fact that his army is currently busy reducing it's numbers by a shitload- kind of mitigate that.

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:33 No.10085708

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:33 No.10085709
    This, my friend, is called good storytelling.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:33 No.10085711
    We say this.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:33 No.10085713

    We probably are. Very much so.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:33 No.10085718
    what kind of damage are we looking at for a little healing?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/27/10(Thu)03:34 No.10085727

    For the kind of healing you're looking for? Probably 1 point. No backlash.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:34 No.10085728
    "Okay..." And then just kiss her.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:34 No.10085730
    Ask her where she's sore.

    Body massage.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:34 No.10085732

    ...What's the penalty for magicking up some painkillers?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:34 No.10085734
    do eet
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:34 No.10085735

    This, followed by,

    "I didn't like you at first, with the whole killing me and taking my soul thing, but I've really grown to enjoy your company. I like hanging out with you. I like your sense of humor and your sharp tongue. I like playing Freespace with you."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:34 No.10085737
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    >HOGO just cockblocked us.

    Make this face. Except it's ten times worse. For this, no words suffice. For this, only a dark and horrible scowl sufficient to scare the excrement straight out of a digestive tract is sufficient.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:34 No.10085740
    DO EET!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:35 No.10085744
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:35 No.10085750
    I say we heal her soreness, then decline to sex her.

    Even if she wants it. ESPECIALLY if she wants it.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:36 No.10085752
    Out of curiosity, how difficult would it be to heal her with our magic and then hand her the book before we pass out?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:36 No.10085754
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:36 No.10085757

    Do it. She tried to save us, even if her first sacrifice was dumb.

    She's one of our ladies, therefore we take care of her.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:36 No.10085761
    naah, if she pushes for it then let her, otherwise fall asleep holding her
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:36 No.10085763
    See Shas'o, it's reason like these why I love you-

    Wait... You're an imposter!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:37 No.10085768
    Heal her with magic of all harm inflicted, but wait until disneyland. This is important. Keep your eyes on disneyland.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:37 No.10085770

    *Magic finger*

    "Better? Good. No, no, you said you didn't want the sexytimes, so i'll just hold it in until we get home."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:37 No.10085771

    Voting for this. Kiss the top of her head.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:37 No.10085776

    Whoa whoa, someone has to keep watch. We're in hell.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:37 No.10085777
    She's just been raped
    don't try to sex her
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:38 No.10085784
    I like the cut of your jib.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:38 No.10085786
    Heal her, kiss her neck, and pass out against her
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:38 No.10085789

    >my suggestion was confused with Shas'o

    Considering the MARVELOUS shit Shas'o posts, this pleases me greatly.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:38 No.10085790
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:38 No.10085794

    We'll decide on a watch rotation after we heal her.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:39 No.10085796
    sort of justifies the extra carp we pulled on him as we left his tower.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:39 No.10085798
    It had more to do with the image.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/27/10(Thu)03:39 No.10085799

    "I think I might be able to do something with that," you say. You reach a hand down between her legs before she can protest, and touch your finger to her entrance.

    There is a pulse of power, and then you feel. . . well, let's be honest. You've never used this for healing before, and now you suddenly feel like you've been kicked in the nads, hard. It seems that part of the side effect of using your magic for healing is that you feel a bit of what was inflicted.

    Suddenly you're not very horny any more.

    "Damn it, what the hell did you do that for!?" Alicia shouts. "The whole POINT of this was for you to NOT use magic, and to recuperate some!"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:39 No.10085803
    heal loli demon who could kill us
    pass out or go insane
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:40 No.10085811
    She kinda views things a bit differently about that with her past, though I doubt she thinks it's just a physical annoyance.
    Still, healing her at least a bit, making a bit of play, and then obviously falling asleep before we can make good on it or such is the way to go.
    She can still feel safe and wanted, or at least possibly.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:40 No.10085816
    "No. The whole point was to do what seemed right."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:40 No.10085819

    "Because you were hurt. That's all the reason I need."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:40 No.10085821

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:41 No.10085824

    So it's like HOGO fucking raped US? This has become double personal.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:41 No.10085826
    The point is for us to escape alive, and this won't slow that down any.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:41 No.10085829
    and the whole point to me battling hell was to keep you safe

    looks like neither of us are doing a good job right now, so lets work on making things better

    and right now that means sleep, goodnight alicia, don't do anything stupid while i rest
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:41 No.10085835

    "So the next time we run for our lives, you can keep your scrawny ass in high gear. Shaddap."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:42 No.10085839
    Wait, didn't she already ditch Kat's love out of her system? So all the Deredere she's been showing now is her real feelings.

    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/27/10(Thu)03:42 No.10085847

    "The point," you say, gritting your teeth, "is for us to escape alive, and for me to apologize for getting you into this mess. This serves both and doesn't hinder either. Besides, now it's double personal."

    Alicia shakes her head. "Jeez, you're stupid," she mutters, putting your head in her lap. "This Disneyland place better be worth it."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:42 No.10085855

    Just a nad kick. Which pales when we consider he KILLED us.

    ... and now we have the source of much of his power in our back pocket. Don't fuck with the Master, bitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:43 No.10085858
    >Wait, didn't she already ditch Kat's love out of her system?
    Not yet I think.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:43 No.10085861
    "Sorry, guess you'll have to look after me for a bit longer then." Then look her in the eyes, smile, then fall forward into her.
    "But maybe I should get to that whole sleeping thing soon."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:43 No.10085863
    Stroke hair a couple times, then pass out.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:43 No.10085866

    >Head in lolilap

    "Yeah, it is." WINK WINK
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:43 No.10085867
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:44 No.10085870
    we're currently working at getting into the pants of the last person who killed us, don't try to turn being killed into a tradition, i'd hate to get into HOGO's pants
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:44 No.10085874
    Pet her hair.
    "It will be. I'll make sure of it."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:45 No.10085882
    I wonder how much of the dere will remain once she's rid of Kats love.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:45 No.10085883
    I just realized that, at some point, we're going to emerge from hell. And go back to our mansion and maids, all whom consider us lost.

    I'm not sure I have an image macro to suit the kind of entrance that's gonna be.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:45 No.10085886
    This, obviously.
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    And that will be it for me tonight. I'm going to bed.

    I'll see about maybe doing another session this weekend.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:46 No.10085896

    She IS. See a few threads ago. She took her first two souls out of a locket (hers and this "Maximillian") and put Kat's Love INTO it.

    This is all her. Probably more "her" now that she has her own soul back in her body.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:46 No.10085898
    OUR head is in HER lap.

    Anyway, sleep.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:47 No.10085911
    At this point, they actually have reason to believe we will come back from Hell though. We've done it before after all. And as great as Reginald is, making it back without him would be good if we can manage it. Or at least signal him by making HOGO's army do the Thriller dance if he starts looking for us in the helicopter.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:47 No.10085914
    Make sure to archive it, I won't be with internet this weekend.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:48 No.10085916
    She put Kat's love into the locket when she intended on us leaving her before. So, yes, this is all Alicia.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:48 No.10085917
    first we must find a way to steal his power then we change his gender.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:48 No.10085919

    G'night, Goshujin.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/27/10(Thu)03:48 No.10085920
    speaking of which, some fucker should archive this one too.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:48 No.10085929
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    I didn't really think this game could go to hell a THIRD time and still continue to be awesome. But no, we trolled the fuckballs out of a major demon and got a few more awesome Goshujin-Sama one-liners out of it.

    Good job.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:48 No.10085930
    Damn, right when I cracked open an other beer.
    Well, good night.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/27/10(Thu)03:49 No.10085942

    Tell you what. You drink that beer and I'll drink a beer and we'll pretend we got each other a drink.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:50 No.10085946
    I can live with that.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:51 No.10085956
    Wait, where the hell is that locket?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:51 No.10085963
    Oh shit!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:52 No.10085967
    On our body, I imagine
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:52 No.10085970
    I was going to do the previous one but you're limited to 1/hour so it's a no-go. This & the previous one aren't archived at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:53 No.10085979
    The previous one is up now. This one we're in now should be XXXI
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:56 No.10086006
    We woke up with no items. Unless we were cunningly carrying it internally, I think that we might have a quest to recover Kat's love on the menu before we can escape hell.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:57 No.10086026

    Our "real body" is in small pieces back on the material plane; probably because Reginald sealed the portal by upgrading to a 4.2 inch chemical mortar. The locket is 'round, somewhere. Magical demon-lockets don't just get kablewied.

    This'll be our second "newly manifested" body, when we get back. Which means we will essentially be re-hymenated. Revirginized. We'll have to do something about that.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:58 No.10086044

    Can we possibly retcon this to having tossed it to one of the other maids or our butler, in the interest of not dragging out this arch?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:59 No.10086053
    This sould be remedied as soon as possible.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:00 No.10086065
    with alicia, at disney
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:00 No.10086067
    >Y-you, double virgin.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:01 No.10086071
    triple actually
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:01 No.10086074
    We lost it inbetween though.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:03 No.10086098
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    Also, I JUST GOT the "plunging fire" horatio joke from tonights first thread. I feel dumb now.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:03 No.10086099
    still the third virgin body we'll have had
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:04 No.10086108
    That being said, we're still awaiting this thread being archived.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:05 No.10086117

    I never got it. Explain, please?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:05 No.10086124
    ...I just realized. We can use our magic to restore the virginity of any of our maids. Which means if we ever feel like having a virgin or four for our midnight snack...
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:06 No.10086142

    72 virgins, no bomb required! Allahu ackbar!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:06 No.10086144
    that's insanity
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:07 No.10086145

    "Plunging fire" is a term for artillery fire that comes straight down, or from a very high angle. Mortars- the artillery Samantha was using- fires like that. So the Demon that got blasted was killed with plunging fire.
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:10 No.10086183
    Good to know. Thanks, anon.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:10 No.10086190
    If we abuse magic that's exactly what it's going to be.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:11 No.10086200


    vote it up.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:12 No.10086211
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:13 No.10086226
    Then we find out we really are our Grandfather, just like in that Lovecraft novel!

    >Descending Dragon!

    ...d-do we still exist?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:14 No.10086238
    it worked for Fry
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:14 No.10086242
    we need a psychiatrist maid
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:15 No.10086250
    who also cooks. She can smoke cigars over our food.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:16 No.10086262

    If I had my way, we would just use our magic to erase/retcon both Alica and Samantha's memories of their sexual abuse, to eliminate the lasting psychological trauma.

    Of course, Maid Quest doesn't have enough people dedicated to the original mission of trolling the NPCs in equal measure with saving them, anymore, which is a pity. I think we've recently come back from the brink, however.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:16 No.10086268
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    >She can smoke cigars over our food.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:17 No.10086278
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    >cooking -> frying
    >psychiatrist -> business attire

    I'm imagining the psychiatrist maid as Balalaika. Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:18 No.10086292
    Ok, change that when. Happy?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:19 No.10086314
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    Totally happy.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:20 No.10086328

    FUND IT.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:26 No.10086399
    so she scares the mental disorders out of you?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:30 No.10086454

    Yes. They just leave your skull in a damn hurry.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)04:36 No.10086520

    I'd plunge into Alicia's fire.

    And you know *exactly* what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)07:23 No.10088244
    Where the hell is everyone? MOAR.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)13:18 No.10092425

    Just wanted to point something out in case you ever actually get out of hell.
    Jahenne needs orders.
    SEXY orders
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)13:31 No.10092577
    Nobody interested in giving a hot paladin of Sehanine annoyingly lecherous commands? There is plenty of potential for epic trolling here. EPIC trolling. And sexyness. How can those two things combined be bad?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)13:39 No.10092678

    Wow, that scar tissue isnt looking good, she should try some moisturiser.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)13:44 No.10092759
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    You're right, all natural is the way to go.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)13:50 No.10092849
    Why did I immediately associate this with semen? Oh yeah, because this is MAID QUEST.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)13:57 No.10092942
    Awww man, did I miss this? :(

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