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    442 KB Bloodquest 20- Shadows and Dust StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)21:19 No.10078525  
    Archive- http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bloodquest

    The dusky Berlin air still has a chill, despite the April date. Before you climbs the opulent vision on black iron, the hastily-erected citadel of the Inheritor of Thule, would-be conqueror, and perhaps mankind's best hope.

    "What the hell is taking him so long?" Garfield asks, sounding annoyed.
    Brody kicks a stone back and forth across the grass of what was once a park, but has become the fortress' outer green.

    Your attention is drawn to the clanging iron of the front doors; the military officer who you spoke to earlier approaches.
    "Please, kommen Sie," he says. "The Chancellor will see you."

    >Any plans going into this?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)21:24 No.10078610
    | Helen Tanner- 1 9mm Handgun (Artifact - Infinite Ammo), 1 Butterfly Knife, 1 Cowboy Hat (Artifact - Transparency) tied around the neck, 1 Backpack (containing 1 Local Map [Artifact - Local Topography], 1 pair of Nightvision Goggles, 1 Cell Phone, 1 Flashdrive of 54's Arkham Data, 1 Lead Box holding Carcenogenic Sunglasses [Artifact - Ghost Vision], 1 dose of Panacea [Artifact - Cure-All], a notebook containing 33's notes, and 1 Lighter (Artifact - Hallucinogenic).
    | Devon Brody: 1 M1903 Springfield Bolt-Action Rifle (no ammunition), 1 set of Flash Cards with Pen, 1 Water Bottle (Artifact - Unlimited Water).
    | Clara: Carbine 1 M4A1 Carbine, 1 SPAS-12 Combat Shotgun, 1 Nazi-Engraved Letter Opener (Artifact - Hitler-Related Nightmares),
    | Cilian Creed: Fire
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)21:25 No.10078636
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    Plans? Keep our temper under control. Find out something he wants that we can get him. Get out with our freedom.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)21:26 No.10078667
    Whatever happened to our badass headband?
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)21:32 No.10078811
    >Also, Bloodquest 20! Fuck Yeah!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)21:38 No.10078942
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    >the BITCHIN' HEADBAND was discarded, I think before you even met 54, or maybe when you were transported to Kansas

    The fortress looms over you, the setting sun obscured behind its hulking spires. Several servitors flit about inside the dimly-lit halls, wearing a different sort of dress uniform, sort of reminiscent of the SS dress, but lacking the flared pant or red accents. The black-on-black aesthetic carries over to all aspects of design, a black carpet stretching down the hallway over floors of polished obsidian or marble. Past this hallway, wrought iron archways of impeccable craftsmanship lead you to a large audience chamber; stained glass windows bearing fanciful, runic designs would normally catch the light if it were brighter outside.

    Wilhem LaForce doesn't look a day over thirty, though as you draw nearer, you can see that his flesh bears the streaked, almost cracked appearance of un-fired clay, as though he is set to dissolve at any disturbance. He wears a voluminous robe of forest green with golden trim, and is seated on a stiff-backed iron throne.

    "A throne?" you ask. "Really?" the other members of your party gaze about, at the intricate glasswork or vaulted ceilings.

    "Vhat can I say?" LaForce responds with a shrug, his accent thick. "I hav a flair for de drama. If you are going to do someting, do it proper or not, as de saying goes."
    "But vhat of you, miss...? Vhat brings you to my halls, the future center of the vorld?"
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)21:41 No.10078989
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    >Pic related, it's apparently the real Wilhelm LaForce, if the internet is to be believed
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)21:44 No.10079077
    "What, getting to business so soon? Surely introductions are in order. I am Helen Tanner, also formerly known as 82."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)21:47 No.10079132
    "What, getting to business so soon? Surely introductions are in order. I am Helen Tanner, also formerly known as 82."

    "Es tut mir leid, bitte," he says. "I am so very busy, you see. I have almost forgotten vhat it is to make time for formalities." He rises, bowing his head slightly. "I am, as you know, Vilhelm LaForce, the sole survivor and inheritor of Thule."
    "82?" he muses... "Den perhaps you know me as 16. You have come fleeing Arkham? Or at their beckoning." He drums his fingers together, looking at you as though trying to extract the answer from your mind; maybe that's what he's doing.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)21:49 No.10079158
    >As much fun as ArkhamArchivist is, where is everyone else?
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)21:49 No.10079159
    "Actually, I came because I really admire you."
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)21:49 No.10079168
    "More of an independent contractor, really. "
    >C'mon, someone else show up so I don't have to do this all myself.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)21:55 No.10079281
    "More of an independent contractor," you say. "Truth be told, I came here because I admire you?"

    "Oh? Und how is that?" LaForce says. "The overnight takeover of mein father-land is impressive, certainly, but vhat is that to you? Vhat do you know, dat I am not merely another tyrant for you to collar yourself beneath?"
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)21:56 No.10079305
    We know anything about Thule?
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)21:59 No.10079363
    >He can probably tell if we're lying
    >Also, sitting back and letting others post for a bit, I don't like stealing the spotlight.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)22:03 No.10079462
    "I don't know if you're just another tyrant or not. But everywhere else really went to shit, you know? At least you... sort of held things together."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)22:08 No.10079570
    >Is something going on tonight? Where are all the other regulars?

    "I don't know if you're just another tyrant or not. But everywhere else really went to shit, you know? At least you... sort of held things together."
    16 shrugs. "Not so much held together as reinforced. I knew things vould be bad vhen Arkham's skeletons came spilling out of their closets. But if I could reach Europe, if I could unite her against this, ve vould have a chance, both to protect humanity and to assert my own power," he says with a smile.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)22:13 No.10079695
    Probably the problems have messed up attendance, or they just aren't on.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)22:20 No.10079832

    Our purpose here has to do with 13. As you might have heard, any attempts at containment have been met with failure. Seeing as how you have designs on the rest of the world, you must have some sort of plan for dealing with this problem. We have come here in the hopes that collaboration might increase the chances of success.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)22:23 No.10079915
    "So you have come to be mein super-powered lieutenants? I already have such at my disposal."

    "We came because of 13. I'm sure you're aware she...it's...tearing the world apart. We were hoping since you seem to have a grand scheme for all this it included solving that little problem. Our efforts would be more successful if they were concerted..."

    "Und tell me, fraulein Tanner," 16 says, stroking his chin. "Vhy should I not simply let this 13 cripple your nation, und then svoop in, ze conquering hero? Zwei Vogel mit einem Stein."
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)22:25 No.10079953
    "I have no idea what you just said, but we'd like help sooner, rather than later. After all, there will be more people left the sooner you help,"
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)22:25 No.10079962

    More people to worship you, I should say
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)22:27 No.10079994
    Because I can offer you things you may want.
    >Do we name drop the organization Theo is working with or did he want it on the DL?
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)22:28 No.10080015
    Because though it would be easier to conquer our country, you would also have to spend more money rebuilding the utter devastation 13 will reek. And who can say that...it...will stay in America?
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)22:29 No.10080021

    So you're more interested in ruling dead land instead of the people inside it? People are what makes a country, not lines in the sand.

    Besides, collaboration wouldn't hurt your PR, and people will remember when you do finally make your move. The US is under duress and is welcoming you with open arms and swallowing their pride, this opportunity will not come often, and probably never at a more advantageous time.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)22:39 No.10080177
    >Oh, thank god, people.

    "And what, you can rule a dead land? It's people that make a nation, not lines on a map. People that will be very grateful you acted when you did. The American governments not even TRYING to control most of their country, if you showed up and solved their problems people would throw themselves at your feet. Besides, who's to stay it will even stay in America?"

    "Vell, to your last point, I could simply vait until the beast moves, und deal vith it vhen it crosses my new borders. But perhaps you make a compelling argument...better to be seen as a savior zen a tyrant, no matter vhat the truth is..."

    "How do I know zat your government is not simply vaiting for me to do zeir job? Vhat authority do you have to parlay vith me in ze first place?"
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)22:41 No.10080225
    >I say spill the beans, but make it clear we're here on our own initiative, not following Arkham's orders.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)22:45 No.10080306

    The government is, for all intents and purposes, gone. Since we're one of the few souls with the will and capability to try and fix this mess, we've been able to strong arm Arkham into cooperation. He makes my blood boil (lol) but there will be enough time to hang him after the world has been saved.
    >> Highroller 05/26/10(Wed)22:49 No.10080391
    "The authority of someone doing their best to hold their country together."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)22:53 No.10080480
    "The government, as we've said, is dead in the water, not that they would know what to do in any case. We've managed to strongarm Arkham into cooperation and support, though we are on tenuous terms."
    "BAH! Arkham!" LaForce shouts, his voice echoing in the vast hall.
    "I hear you," you say. "But there's plenty of time to hang him when we're fixed his mess."

    16 remains silent, pacing somewhat; you realize that for someone purportedly in terrible agony, he displays himself as a very shrewed, thoughtful, if slightly bombastic individual.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)22:55 No.10080505
    "So? Do you know how to stop 13 or not?"
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)22:55 No.10080512

    I guess we wait for him to give his answer.
    >> Highroller 05/26/10(Wed)22:56 No.10080525
    "Believe me, there is no love lost between us. He took my whole life from me."
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)22:57 No.10080556
    "Just think, you are the one in the position of power now, and he's the one coming to you. Sort of. You can get anything you want from him, within reason. Maybe embarrass him a little, little though it will pay you back for what he's done."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)23:02 No.10080670
    "Do you even know how to stop 13, or not?"
    16 seems to notice you again, having become lost in thought.

    "I believe so, yes. Ze plane from vhich I draw my power is slightly more...ordered than the vast voidal chaos that spawned these entities. Nevertheless, I am confident that I can defeat the entity, though it may take a terrible toll on me..."

    "Well, just remember, you're the one holding all the cards now. You should take advantage of that."

    LaForce nods slowly, looking sideways at you.
    "Yes...Yes, I believe you are right, fraulein. Tell me zhen, vhat is your plan? Ve simply hop on a plane und mosie over to California?"
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:04 No.10080693
    If that is what we have to do, then yes. You know how your powers work better than I do.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:04 No.10080700
    "I just want to stop 13. You know to do that better than I do."


    "You... can read minds, right? Can you read mine?"
    >> Highroller 05/26/10(Wed)23:06 No.10080738
    "With our forces combined, why not?"
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)23:07 No.10080758
    "We lay a trap. The entities such as 13 are attracted to certain objects, hedrons, maybe if you've heard of them. If we could draw 13 to one of them..."
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:11 No.10080825

    A brilliant idea, which I will second.

    Also ask LaForce if he thinks it is possible to banish or destroy the entity instead of just imprisoning it.
    >> Highroller 05/26/10(Wed)23:11 No.10080841
    And a third.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)23:12 No.10080853
    You smile. "With our combined forces, why not? We have access to artifacts that can attract entities, we could spring a trap easily."
    "Ja, ja..." 16 says. "I vill have to set my affairs in order, und delegate the appropriate actions to be taken in my absence, of course..."

    Behind LaForce, the dim light seems to drain out of the room, and a gathering darkness surrounds your group. In what little light streams in from the windows, you can see the shadows around you flickering unnaturally.
    >> Highroller 05/26/10(Wed)23:13 No.10080870
    Oh god no, the shadows.
    Get Creed to make a small light.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:14 No.10080884

    Blood armor up too.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:14 No.10080886
    Prepare for Slender Man attack. Cthulthu only knows how it got here.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:16 No.10080928
    What happened did this thread die?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)23:19 No.10080974
    "Creed, give us some light!" you shout.
    Cilian obeys, raising his hands as his arms are wreathed in torch-like flames. The darkness recedes somewhat, though it clouds around you like an inky wet sheet.
    "Was ist los?" LaForce murmurs. "Vhat have you brought here??" He frees his thin-fingered hands from his robes, a dark purple light flickering around him like will-o-wisps or fireflies. He grits his teeth, as leylines of the same sheen spread out from him, tracing intricate designs on the floor and the walls, even up to the vaulted ceilings.
    "Vile schwein..." he roars. "INTO MY HOUSE!!"
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)23:19 No.10080980
    "By the way, in exchange for your assistance, what do you want? This can't just be about good PR for you, can it?"
    Just a slow day.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:22 No.10081044
    I don't know, but we don't want it here anymore than you do!
    >> Highroller 05/26/10(Wed)23:23 No.10081071
    "I think it likes me. To be honest, I thought I'd left it behind in North America."
    Blood Armour up, whips out.
    "Keep your eyes open."
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)23:24 No.10081081
    Trouble always seems to follow us, huh?
    >Should have paid attention to the damn thread title, huh?
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:24 No.10081099

    Take a chill pill LaForce, we're here to ask for your help and to try to make a deal.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:25 No.10081107
    Creed! MEGA FLARE!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)23:26 No.10081147
    "If something's here, it's here for us too!" you shout, armor slicking up over your skin. Clara's arm snaps open, the raingun humming excitedly. Brody remains in terrified silence; with no ammunition, he clutches his rifle, hoping to bayonet or butt the first hostile he sees.

    G̸̹̰͙̺̺͎̩̻͍͗̄̿́o̴̢̼̹͖͔̩̱̥ͥṍ̭͉̋̍͂͑̒̚͞d̷̰̭͖̽͜͡ ͎͚̘͉͙͙̞̇̿͛̄ͥ̑̈́ͭ̚͠E̷̴̤͓͔̝͉̟̖͉̹͌ͩͨ̇̊̍v̮ͨ͐͒ͥ͢e̴̙̩̙̩͊̂ͫͅ

    It sounds all around you, hideous, affronting. The Slender Man rises from the marble floor like a serpent rearing to strike, angular arms and legs held lax as it floats several inches off the floor itself, exuding a cold darkness.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:27 No.10081176

    I think you're about to meet the architect of all this chaos. Sorry for if I make a mess, but things are about to get desperate.
    >> Highroller 05/26/10(Wed)23:28 No.10081194
    Hurl some Bloodspears.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:28 No.10081208
    Get Creed to light up the room to maximum.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)23:28 No.10081212
    "Yes, yes, good evening, and fuck you very much"
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:29 No.10081229

    Seconded on both.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:29 No.10081233
    Actually, can Creed make some kind of binding circle around the Slender Man?
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:32 No.10081316
    That fucker probably didn't follow us, More likely it just manifests wherever he thinks he can do the most damage to mankind.

    It's GO TIME!
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:34 No.10081353
    Toss Brody the pistol!
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:36 No.10081416
    don't, he doesn't know how to use it. He will be just as useful to us if he tries to bayonet it.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)23:38 No.10081460
    Creed's arms bifurcate, several fiery limbs dancing around him. He spits fire at the Slender Man, while he radiates licking flames, driving away some of the persistent shadows.
    Your whips flicker out, snapping twice in quick succession. The blood splashes against its insubstantial form. It lets out a hiss.

    ̥͖̣̠̟ ̸͚̗̥̝̲̈́̎̽̃̃̅̀͠a̼̻̭̰̫̒̈͆̏̈́̀n̳̅͋̏̐͡d̺̭͇̞̲̞ͭ̋̊͌̀͗͘͠ͅ ̶̥̟͔̞̅̀͘̕x̏̊͡͏̞̮̟͇̜̦̠̞x̵͓̙̮͔̯̐̐͂͞f̘̱̺̼̎̋ͯ͋̌ͭͯ͘ ̸̙̗̃͗̀̍̑ͣͯͬẽ̸̱̱̞̖̮̤̀͐͂̃ͬͨ͡ ̷ͧͧ̑ͯͨ͠҉̠̹̱͓ͅs̷̬͇ͧͪͥ͊̓̌̕c̛̣͇ͣ̚͞r̰̻̰̝̝ͭ͗ͨ͐ͥ̎̔̚͠͠aͮ́̎̇
    ̭̬̟̘̇͜t͓̥̖̦̳̯͛ͬͣ̌̎ͅc̓ͩ́ͦͣ̂ͪ͞҉̝͚̲͉͓ͅh͕̟͈̟̲̞̹̽͂ͯ̓ ̴̹̞͔̹̰̰̏ͨ̀͟w̧̲̯̹̓ͬ̊̄i̴̤̭̫͖̮̓̋ͨ̀̊͋ͦ͊͌ţ͉̣̝ͯͬ̿̉͋͐ͮ͐͠h͗
    ̡͕̝̦͔̙̂ͮ͂ͮͧ͌̂͟ ̃͌̌ ̭̫̠̜̦̬͈̗̹ͩ͛̃͟ḍ̮̟͚̱̞͑̆͒ͪͨ͘͢ͅͅf̨̨̬̭̭ͯ͑̃̅ͧ̂ẻͣ͆̾̂̅̇̽̈҉
    ͉̩/̪͈ͬ͒ͦ̐̐͗̕͠/̈́̊̉́ͭ҉̷͚̱̩͚͔̻ ̷̱͕͈̋ͪ̍ͤ͆̎͢f̵͕̟̲̗̮͈̩̯̆̑ͥͪ͒̈̿́͟ọ̻̞̣͉̜̣̅́ͭͭ͑ͧ͟eͫ̄ͪ͗̍̚
    ̞͇͙͙̜͎ͧͮͅt͙̳͔̃̍̆͊̉̆̐a̻̰̺̼͎̰̞̰ͮ̾l̛̛͚̖̻̣̳̭ͪ̃ͧ̾̅̌̀͋͝ ̳̮̖̱̯͉͆͡ḟ̡̤͕̳̿̍̓̽̃̚͠ͅi̯͍̤̞͖͍͋̑̍̄̾ͩ͘͞ņ̗͔͕̰̟ͣ̊ͮͣ́gͨͥ

    LaForce extends his hands, muttering arcane syllables to himself. A bolt of evil-looking energy penetrates the Slender Man, who recoils somewhat, dancing backwards into the shadows.

    >What do? Dice rolls are becoming more and more appropriate
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:39 No.10081472
    mention that it's immune to physical attacks, so the guards should probably clear out. Keep clara from shooting stuff since it'll just mess up the walls, and have her look around as best she can. Brody isn't going to like it, but it's up to him to SAVE THE KAISER by being the meat shield. He's already taking all this pretty well; he's a real champ.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:40 No.10081489
    rolled 17 = 17

    Have Brody charge and try to precog
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:40 No.10081492

    A pistol is and always will be a pistol. The M9 bears moderate similarity to a revolver, which have been around since the 1800's. He can point and shoot, and he never has to reload.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)23:41 No.10081514
    rolled 19 = 19

    Throw as much blood as we can at it, I'm talking firehose style, not just whips.
    >Damn, that one is much harder to read.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:41 No.10081519
    This, but have Clara monitor frequencies of light and sound to find out what it's operating on. Creed plays it defensive, as do we. Try to corner it while the Inheritor drops his bolts.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:41 No.10081523
    rolled 8 = 8

    Blood missile, attack the darkness.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)23:41 No.10081528
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    >> Highroller 05/26/10(Wed)23:41 No.10081533
    rolled 1 = 1

    Whips, try and ensnare it.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:42 No.10081540
    Hopefully these don't count. Certainly I'm actively voting against them, and supporting:

    >> Lowroller 05/26/10(Wed)23:42 No.10081547
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    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:43 No.10081558
    rolled 15 = 15

    And a roll for the ones I'm supporting.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:44 No.10081579


    We are not making a good first impression.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:44 No.10081590
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)23:45 No.10081613
    This just in; we're fucked.
    >> Lowroller 05/26/10(Wed)23:46 No.10081642
    Perhaps royally.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:46 No.10081644
    rolled 63 = 63

    I don't think the dice like us....
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:46 No.10081649
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:47 No.10081652
    rolled 19 = 19

    ok, seriously. Trying this again.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:48 No.10081683
    rolled 89 = 89

    awaken Garfield's true potential!
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:48 No.10081685
    BLOOD QUEST FUCK YEAR!~!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/26/10(Wed)23:48 No.10081693
    Alright, no more rolling!

    We run. We run now, we run far, and we run fast.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:48 No.10081694
    rolled 43 = 43

    As failures go, this one is pretty spectacular, guys.

    The only solution is more dice.
    >> Lowroller 05/26/10(Wed)23:49 No.10081707
    Supporting this.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:51 No.10081754
    Screw you it's go time! Demigod here we come.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:52 No.10081788
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    I can't say I'm not impressed.

    That went far worse than I'd imagined it could have.
    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:55 No.10081840
    MOTHERFUCKING 15 BAD ROLLS IN A GODDAMM ROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fuck is this instant kill?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/26/10(Wed)23:55 No.10081849
    >Brody, charge!
    >Precog: FAILURE

    Brody charges forward towards the beast, screaming violently as he prepares to impale it. A lash of shadow whips out from the Slender Man, shearing Brody in half at the waist. His screams continue, becoming cries of agony

    You open your wrists, blood spilling and surging forward. It doesn't even reach the Slender Man, who jitters about chaotically.

    You snap off another spear, which strikes the far wall, missing by a mile.

    The Slender Man turns his attentions to the Inheritor, ignoring your apparent incompetence. LaForce fires off another bolt, which the dark jagged figure manages to dodge. He whips out with a long arm, catching Wilhelm at the ankle and toppling him backwards.

    You charge at the Slender Man, lashing out with your whips. If they can physically touch it, maybe you can tie him up for Wilhelm to deal with. The whips wrap around him tightly.
    Unprepared for a counterattack, you are pulled off your feet as the Slender Man whirls, pulling you along by your own blood. He tosses you towards the throne, where you crash into LaForce, who was trying to rise, knocking you both back to the floor.
    >Seriously, it was a 1.
    You gasp, spitting up a bit of blood, which retreats back into your mouth. Looking down, you can see a fragmented, staticky-looking lance of blackness puncturing your chest under your diaphragm. Following it, you see it connect to the trunk of the Slender Man's arm. Behind you, you feel LaForce go limp; he must have been similarly impaled.

    >> Anonymous 05/26/10(Wed)23:56 No.10081864
    We are so fucked.
    >> Lowroller 05/26/10(Wed)23:57 No.10081872
    Yeah. My bad guys.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)00:01 No.10081940
    ̴̢̙͖̯̮͓͕͊ͫ̓͞͞ ̴̵̸̡̳̯̲̜̤̹̹̞̻̣ͨ̓̑ͤͧ̀͋̃m̵̨̼̠̙͓̩̠̳̝͇͖͕͎̳̗̟̗ͥͪ̍̃̀̈ͅe͊̇
    ̪̳͓͇͕͔̀ͤͨ̆ͮ̒͌̓ͤ̄͒̚͠ t̛̝̬ͯ̾̽̒̓ͨo̳͖͐̽͊̎͑͟ ͉̠̥̰ͪs̢͈͓̖̖̪͚̥̥̽̌ͪl̸̟̆̃͗į̸̣͙̘̻ͯ͌͐̎͗̽̒p̷̪̟̥̬̘̹̥̽ͤ͂̚͢ i̽ͣ̈͐̈́̌͐n̞̕t̼̱ͭ̓͟o̔͛͛͒͏̫͉ ̫̮̗̗̩̟̭ͤ̄̍ͨ͛ͯs̩͖̩̥̺̅o̸̾͛̑ͅm̙̜ͦ̍͢e͙̯̳̼̎t͔̳͕͕̽̓͗͢h͇̣͂͟i͂

    "...more comfortable..." The Slender Man says, the terrifying rasp gradually fading from his voice. He sounds almost human now, flakes of shadowy, ashy powder falling off him. You hear cracking and fizzling as his body seems to take a more physical shape. The blackness gradually lightens somewhat, becoming a threadbare faded gray. You cough, choking on blood again as the Slender Man paces over to you, tangible darkness fading into gray hair and pale flesh. You force your blood out of your esophagus as The Slender Man drops to a knee in front of you, and you stare into the face he has become.

    "You have questions," Theodore Arkham says mockingly. "I suspect I have answers."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:01 No.10081952
    Well...................fuck. That explains a LOT!!!1
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)00:01 No.10081953
    Eh, your name changes based on the moment.
    Bloodquest is cursed in the dice department anyway.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)00:03 No.10081986
    Theo, you motherfucker
    >Stonerbro, you magnificent motherfucker.

    "So Key/Gate worked after all, didn't it?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:05 No.10082032
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:07 No.10082075
    so Arkham killed 33, D:
    >> Lowroller 05/27/10(Thu)00:09 No.10082100
    "You rat bastard."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:10 No.10082113
    You bastard! What the hell are you?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:11 No.10082132
    We are going to need to get unimpaled as fast as possible. We have only one panacea, though, and the inheritor is really the only person we know who can mabye fight these things. On the other hand, he didn't do so hot.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:12 No.10082154
    Brody needs to unslice himself in half and smack this fucker in the back of the head with the butt of his rifle just in time to distract it for us to limp off a bit and fix that gaping hole in our organs.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:14 No.10082177
    the suspense, it's killing me!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:15 No.10082181
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    Now would be a real good time for Thule's BEE LIEUTENANT to come in.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)00:17 No.10082225
    Honestly, I'd prefer Lady Luck. Maybe we could roll worth a damn with her around.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:18 No.10082240
    rolled 20 = 20

    Rolling to summon the avatar of luck.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:18 No.10082241
    rolled 83 = 83

    What happened to our friendly automaton?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)00:18 No.10082250
    "So," you say, coughing slightly, "Key/Gate worked after all, didn't it?"
    Behind Arkham, Clara is tending to Brody, who is slowly mending. Creed takes in the situation, then fires a stream of flame at Arkham. He turns, holding up a hand, and the fire is shunted off to either side. Arkham raises a finger to his lips, and Creed collapses, unconscious.
    "Oh, no, Key/Gate was a disastrous failure. For Arkham. You see, when he realized that he had no control, when he felt the secrets of the hedrons, and man's divinity, slipping from his grasp, he grew desperate. His reach far outgrew his grasp, and he found...me." He stands back, holding his arms apart and smiling.
    Arkham leans back in, flashing a toothy smile.

    "N̢̓̋̆̐ͧ́̅͞͏̙̲ͅ ̨̲̠̞͇̲̗̔͋̋ͥ͐͆̃͡y̶̴̟̦̞̯͖̆ͯ ̦̪͚͉̋̄ͯ̈ͮͅa̘̯̬͕̙͔̋͋̅͆͑͢͟͟ͅ ̷̖̥̌ͧ͢ͅr͂ͨ͋ͭ̈́͐͏҉͇̲̹̱͈̞͚ ̖̬̦̺̬̱̫̱̂̅ͮ́l̐̂҉̸҉̯͙̫̦ ̭͍̳̦̉̄̅͘a̐ͪͮͨ̏̆̆̌҉҉̖̟̯̪̩̮̟̟̞ ̡͙͚̳̰ͬ̌͋ͤ͊ͮ́̃̀t̸̰̠͍͕̩̔̾͒̄̄̉ ̛̲̜̞͒͌̎͐̍h͎͍̱͚͚̜ͥ̓͛͞͝ ̏̋́̌ͬ̈́̚̚̚͏̪̞̻̦̻̩̻ōͦ͞͏͓̪̥̥͘ ̸̴̘͋ͧͤ̂͟ṱ̨͈̥͈̞̖̯͔͕ͪ͜ ̭̪̟͖̬͇̜͆͊͆̒̚͟ĕ̿͢͏̙̯ ̵͉ͨͥ͐̑͂͌̿̚͘p̰̰̼ͣ̓̈̇̉́͟"
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)00:21 No.10082322
    >Did he just say Nyarlathotep? Yeah, we're at a whole new level of screwed.
    "So, what's the point? Why did you send me dancing around like a little puppet?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:22 No.10082340
    I can't... what did it say?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:24 No.10082375
    He did. We are so screwed. Were is a Subject that can make fiction into reality? We need us some Grey Knights.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:24 No.10082385
    UNSUMMON!!!!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:25 No.10082392

    Ah, fucking dice rolls.

    "So what now? Why the dog and pony show?"
    >> Lowroller 05/27/10(Thu)00:25 No.10082396
    Seconded. Also, we are royally fucked.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:26 No.10082401
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)00:27 No.10082430
    >Cthulhu Mythos evil god. He's scarier than Cthulhu.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:28 No.10082441
    rolled 100 = 100

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:28 No.10082442

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:28 No.10082446
    OUTER GOD OF CTHULUVERSE!!!!!! WE ARE FUCKED BEYOND MEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    /an hero NOW!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:28 No.10082454
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:28 No.10082455
    .........................WHERE THE FUCK WAD THAT FIVE THREAD AGO?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:28 No.10082456
    and by that I mean eat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:29 No.10082462

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:29 No.10082468
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:29 No.10082475
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:31 No.10082499
    He is the messenger of the Outer Gods and delights in cruelty and misery. He is the one who will destroy humanity. He is our doom.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)00:31 No.10082503
    >What the shit. Give me a minute to rethink whats going on here. Is that roll legit? I thought it was dice +1d100
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:32 No.10082515
    Yes, it's legit. Both work.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:32 No.10082525
    ... the email says dice 1d100... this is legit
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:32 No.10082526
    test roll
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:32 No.10082530
    Do what comes naturally is eat, right?

    Garfield is probably related to this elder entities in some way.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)00:32 No.10082532
    Looks to be so,
    is in the same form.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:33 No.10082545
    legit I rolled
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:34 No.10082563
    you need a space between dice and 1d100
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:34 No.10082572
    rolled 64 = 64

    test roll
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)00:35 No.10082577
    There are three likely possibilities for what Garfield is.
    1. The intelligence of the Cosmic Entity that was attempted to be fused with us, that grew back to strength as it fed.
    2. The mind of the first person we ate, Dr. McCallister, as Garfield only showed up after we ate him.
    3. A figment of our imagination.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:36 No.10082594
    Wait...if he's Nyarathotep then...

    Oh crap...13 is a part of Azathoth!

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:36 No.10082600
    no 82 you are the Elder God
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:36 No.10082601
    Have we tried asking it?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:36 No.10082603
    If its the first one we need to tap into that power like RIGHT FUCKING NOW, or we die. If its the second one, we need to pull the streght of those we ate together to drive the god away. If its the thrid one WE ARE FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:37 No.10082620
    If we're going by the most well known ones, 16 is probably Cthulhu.

    The spider... Shub-Niggurath?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:38 No.10082626
    he has no clue Garfield just is.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:39 No.10082646

    I think we're like an Outer God fetus or something.

    An unborn child in the first month has has almost no understanding when compared to an adult. It's true in humans, and in us too.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:39 No.10082657
    The black goat of the woods with a thousand young...that would fit the spider perfectly. Spider mentioned being driven from its forest and it definitely had lots of spawn.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)00:39 No.10082659
    rolled 59 = 59

    "Why?" you ask, "Why bother? Why the charade?"
    Nyarlathotep laughs.
    "As if your conceptions of 'why' begin to play into it."
    "The deities you have erected are feeble effigies of wishes and falsehood. The true divinity of the universe is the unfathomable, seething consciousnesses outside your pocket of 'order.' All escape your faculties of perception, and all are mindless...save me."
    "Why? Because watching you squirm brings me joy," he says. "Bringing chaos to your feeble order brings me joy. In Arkham I saw an opportunity, to introduce 13's cosmic horror to the world, and with it, to open the floodgates on the veritable zoo of nightmares he so thoughtfully bottlenecked in one place."

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:40 No.10082674
    then how do we know how to pick locks?
    >> Lowroller 05/27/10(Thu)00:41 No.10082686
    Well, our incubation chamber knew how.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:42 No.10082711
    >Garfield is an incubation fetus
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)00:43 No.10082728
    Because Helen did pre-K/G.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:44 No.10082733

    Wait...so, Helen Tanner is dead, we're the insane unborn outer god that lives in her corpse...

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:44 No.10082744
    so 82 used Helen Tanner as a base upon which to build? If so in a way Gate/Key would be a success. So Garfield is imaginary and is our limited scope of youth explaining away our power?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:44 No.10082747
    Yidhra would fit for the Siren and the Gorgon.

    Yog-Sothoth blessedly goes unaccounted for.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)00:45 No.10082761
    "He had no idea what he had stumbled on. The "cosmic sentiences" you cower from are in fact the localized attentions of that prime Nuclear Chaos, Azathoth, who dwells in the center of creation. You are fortunate to be alive, given your proximity to such an event," he chuckles.
    "So I wore Arkham's fleshy convictions as a mask, and went about his business, nudging the chess pieces towards oblivion. Everything after Subject 13's release has been pure pleasure for me, a torrent of horror and your desperate, antlike scrabblings for survival."

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:45 No.10082762
    The 'Garfield is imaginary, we are the garfield' is a possibility, as is the idea Garfield hasn't yet grown to consume us (and maybe - doesn't want to?).
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:47 No.10082790
    ...this is going to end with us ascending and becoming the only benevolent Outer God in the Multiverse, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:48 No.10082804
    The Elder Gods are the only things that are vaguely benevolent in the Cthulhu mythos.

    As deities that are generally based on earth and have a stake within it... it's not impossible we could be one.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:48 No.10082807
    I hope so.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:48 No.10082811
    Why would he? Because if your chain of thought is correct, then we ARE Garfield.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:50 No.10082846
    I'm not the poster proposing the original idea.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:52 No.10082884
    Hastur just flashed up on a youtube video for me, then I started it again and it wasn't there.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:54 No.10082903
    This. So very this.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:56 No.10082940
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)00:58 No.10082970
    (preparing epic counter-speech to get Nyarlathotep to send us on our way unobstructed.)
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)00:59 No.10082986
    "But enough," Arkham says, standing over you. "This is the end of your journey."
    Writhing black sprouts from his arms, spearing down on you like a cascade of emptiness.


    As the needles of black enter your skin, your blood begins to boil inside you. You hear Garfield scream, and you hear yourself screaming as well. Your flesh bubbles and blisters as your sight goes red, flashes of light and sound inside your head.


    The sound, the light, and the pain fade away from you, and you are submerged in a warm darkness. Garfield is humming inside your head, a soothing lullaby of notes.

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:03 No.10083051
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:05 No.10083087
    (Betting we're about to find out what those blood runes we draw mean...)
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)01:07 No.10083127
    >> COR 05/27/10(Thu)01:12 No.10083219
    F5 F5 F5 F5 F5!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:13 No.10083235
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:14 No.10083244
    Unleash the awesome!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:14 No.10083256
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:15 No.10083273
    F5ING AT THE SPEED OF THE GODS THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:16 No.10083300
    ...and then StonerDM's computer fucks up.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:18 No.10083328

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:18 No.10083331
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:20 No.10083369
    So, are high rolls the good ones? Cause if they are, then we just rocked the cosmos.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:20 No.10083376
    high is good
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:20 No.10083381

    Our blood just pierced the heavens, I'd say so.
    >> COR 05/27/10(Thu)01:22 No.10083407
    100 is evolving the ability to fly while falling out of a plane
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:22 No.10083414
    Stoner? Buddy?
    >> Lowroller 05/27/10(Thu)01:23 No.10083433
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:23 No.10083438
    I say we go for the ability to make burning blood rain from the sky!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)01:23 No.10083440
    The sound of harsh wind awakens you. You try to open your eyes, but pain stops you.
    "Here," you hear Garfield's voice. "Let me help you..."
    The soreness and ache of your body slowly wash away. You sit up, finding yourself lying on bare, sunbaked stone.
    You are on a mountainside, a vast expanse in view around you. Beyond that, you have no idea where you are. Nearby is a cool looking pool of water. You stand shakily, noticing that there is no puncture on your abdomen.
    "I feel...different," Garfield says. Looking at your bare skin, you can see dark runic patterns swirling slowly all over you, blood pooling under and over your skin. You try to walk forward, but you feel a heavy weight behind you. Looking back, you can see thin, membranous stretches of blood bursting out of your shoulder blades. You stagger over to the pool of water, taking a long drink. It tastes cool going down, but you're still burning up with thirst. You take a look at your reflection.

    Your entire skin is covered in the shifting blood-runes. Your eyes, once tinged red, are now completely lacking in any other color, a deep crimson orb in each socket. Behind you, the winglike protrusions flex, slowly shrinking into your skin.
    "I feel....hungry..." You and Garfield both say.

    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)01:23 No.10083450
    Just like Nyarly likes to watch humans squirm, Stonerbro likes to watch us wait.

    And then Stonerbro was Nyarlathotep.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:24 No.10083456
    (Ok, it's me, this guy)


    (Since StonerDM is taking his time, I'm gonna post the speech I was going to use if we got the chance to talk our way out.)

    You know what Nyarly? Your going to let me and my team go. Why? Because that will make it more interesting. Without us, the outcome is mankind's destruction. WITH us, a slim chance is left. Oh the odds are stacked against us to be sure, but it's not 100%.

    You do this to amuse yourself, and when the ending can be seen so clearly it will surly become boring. Despair is so much less entertaining then a final desperate struggle. Leave the outcome uncertain, let a chaotic and unpredictable final showdown occur, and if man lives then you can look forward to tormenting us for thousands of years to come.

    You must have made this call before. If we could not hold your interest for thousands of years by living, we would be gone already. You let us die, then you'll have one less toy set to play with. So your going to get the hell out of my way and damn well LIKE it.

    Why? Because it amuses you, you little fuckhead.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)01:24 No.10083472
    >Also, i need to end this session early so I can try to think about where this is going, because I don't have too much planned past this.

    >Well that was it guys, the major twist. You all seemed pretty excited, so I feel good. Still, feedback? Anything making you miserable, other than ending on a righteous cliffhanger?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:24 No.10083476
    WE ARE ASCENDANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Nyarlathotep !!fuFkKSHa9i3 05/27/10(Thu)01:25 No.10083492
    >StonerDM here, before starting Bloodquest I posted pretty regularly on /tg/ as Nyarlathotep, mostly in D&D or MtG threads.
    So, you know, lawl.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)01:26 No.10083500
    There, now will people stop trying to get blood wings now that we have them?

    Fuckin' sweet.

    Inventory Check?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:26 No.10083505
    You have just exploded my mind. I hope your happy, look at this fucking mess. KICK ASS ENDING!!!
    >> Lowroller 05/27/10(Thu)01:26 No.10083506
    "You know, when we fight fucked up things, why do we tend to end up in the middle of fucking nowhere?"
    Look back at the wings
    "I wonder if these things work?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:26 No.10083507
    Yeah, I would like to know if everyone else is just Azatoth and if not, what mythos creature they are intended to evoke.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:26 No.10083514
    As for where? The dreamlands, perhaps. Or perhaps not.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:27 No.10083520
    THAT WAS UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!111111oneone

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:27 No.10083523
    Pose as a team, 'cause shit just got real.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)01:27 No.10083524
    >Let me get back to you on that. Tomorrow.
    >> Lowroller 05/27/10(Thu)01:27 No.10083530
    I like.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:27 No.10083540
    Probably the Dreamlands. Clearly not in a physical state.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:27 No.10083541
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:28 No.10083546
    Eat the nearest living thing now!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:28 No.10083553
    Oh god. No Helen, you are the Cthulhu.

    Fucking awesome. I'm really rather worried about Clara though, little scamp grew on me. Also I don't think she would be as put off by the revelation that we are a New Elder God.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)01:28 No.10083559
    I... But... Damn... I pass all the precog checks around here, don't I?

    >Yeah, the guy who called 54ghost hallucination in BQ8, that was me.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:29 No.10083570
    >Still, feedback?

    Period based powers would be nice.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)01:29 No.10083583
    No. Shut up.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)01:30 No.10083587
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    >Period based powers
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:30 No.10083588
    rolled 100 = 100


    I came.

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:30 No.10083602
    You go fuck yourself we have transended humanity.

    MOAR NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FUCK YEAR BLOODQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:31 No.10083605
    Can we save that roll?
    >> COR 05/27/10(Thu)01:31 No.10083607
    what I should of said is "100 is LIKE evolving the ability to fly while falling out of a plane"
    I was only saying how awesome rolling 100 with Blood Quest dice is, But I have always wanted to fly.
    I freaking love you StonerDM, your mind is almost as twisted as mine.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)01:31 No.10083609
    >Well those rolls have officially been used up forever. Also, I love that all your low-rolls railroaded you into exactly the evil monologue I wanted
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:32 No.10083641
    Well, that's awesome. I guess we get to become an Elder God and eventually our humanlike thought will be Unfathomable in some distant reality when we go plane-spelunking in a few thousand years? Elder God of Man?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:32 No.10083642

    ...FUCK! Why did you use up what will most likely be out ONLY other 100!

    We might have needed that!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:33 No.10083657
    >Elder Goddess
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:33 No.10083669

    And no, not of Man. Maybe of Binding, or something...
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:34 No.10083674
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)01:34 No.10083688
    Seriously, a one and two hundreds in the same thread; the thread where I drop my epic plot-twist.

    Tonight could not have been more awesome. I am high on life right now.

    And drugs.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:35 No.10083707
    Answer this? >>10083507
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:36 No.10083717

    Uh, StonerDM? Can we get something...ANYTHING off this one? I know it will not be as epic as what we just did, but please don't let us getting TWO 100s in a single thread count for nothing...
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:36 No.10083722
    So, like, our next roll is a 100 right? Or we get some godpowers or something?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:36 No.10083729
    btw Archived
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:36 No.10083731
    >>You have been 'aesthetically altered'
    i lol'd. And then i awesome'd.

    No, seriously, shit got epic.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)01:36 No.10083734
    >Would like to know if everyone else is just Azathoth

    96 is Atlach-Nacha, and cosmic entities aren't Azathoth, but simply a small fraction of his mind, representing his idiot consciousness wandering/examining the cosmos. Beyond that you haven't encountered anything based on a legit Mythos entity.
    >> Lowroller 05/27/10(Thu)01:36 No.10083736
    It has been some extreme rolling.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:37 No.10083746
    /d/ here.
    I am already masturbating over the idea of period powers.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:38 No.10083760

    Yea, it kinda hurts to get a 1 in a fight and get 100 post-story...
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)01:38 No.10083766
    >inb4 I finish Bloodquest earlier than I anticipate and just decide to write fapfiction with all the characters >_>
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:38 No.10083774
    That mean Tsathoggua is about, somewhere?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:38 No.10083777
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:39 No.10083785
    Brody/Helen 'You'll forget it anyway' r'd.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)01:39 No.10083796

    Man, I'll THINK about it. I'll hold it in reserve, with the reservation that you may never see it, but the promise that if it shows up, it will be suitably awesome.
    Your rolled 100 has entered the space outside of time where it will remain...for now.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:40 No.10083801
    She is Kaela Kaela Mensha Khaine's future wife! The bloody handed goddess of war!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:40 No.10083815
    I'm just eagerly anticipating the inevitable perfect joke that we'll make about it. It'll be great. We'll say something like "You should have known better than to mess with a woman who never stops bleeding," and everyone will look at us, and there will be this wonderfully awkward moment...
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:41 No.10083826
    I knew as soon as someone said 'God of Man' someone would try to shitify it by crossing it with 40k.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:42 No.10083836

    Works for me. I knew asking for something big was too much, but that you will consider using it is more than enough.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:42 No.10083840
    >period powers
    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)01:43 No.10083873
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    Man...for real you guys. I've plotted out two quests so far (I was responsible for the ill-fated MageQuest last month), and at least half a dozen D&D games. They all had twists like this, twists I would think about and be like "FUCK I can't wait to bust that shit out," and nothing ever came of anything.
    Until now.
    Thanks for finally giving me my perfect dramatic moment, /tg/. You guys are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:44 No.10083891
    Can she have a blood scythe? Also the ability to control other peoples blood and draw it toward her?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:45 No.10083913
    You know, it kind of makes sense now. Garfield is a fragment of our cosmic conciousness and Helen is another of them. It's like how fragments of Azathoth are roaming around in 13. We are both the same being, just different parts of a whole... and Helen Tanner is the primary node. I wonder what we will name all the other fragments that we get as our power grows. :/
    >> Lowroller 05/27/10(Thu)01:45 No.10083920
    Props mate.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:46 No.10083928
    Could you be so kind and give me the URL to MageQuest archives?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:47 No.10083941
    Dawww... *group hug*
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:47 No.10083947
    Sounds epic man...
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:47 No.10083952

    Dude, stop asking. We can't push this now, the more your ask the less likely it is we will ever see that 100 again, and we are most likely going to need it later to pull off a win against 13...
    >> Alabaster !!ywHX3ZHLgDV 05/27/10(Thu)01:48 No.10083965
    Holy fuck, I got on just in time.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:49 No.10083981
    >implying that 13 is what we are really fighting here
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:49 No.10083989
    Hey Stoner, what Elder Evil is our blood supposed to represent?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:50 No.10083994
    Fuck 13 man, we got WAY bigger problems, namly an ELDER GOD RUNNING THE LAST LINE OF DEFENCE AGAINST ITSELF

    We need to make calls, warn and dismantle it

    The main problem is, now nothing is stoping him from releasing 1-12
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)01:50 No.10084002
    >So, if things go as expected, 16 will call us up, wonder how the hell we're alive, we take a trip to Berlin, and by the time we get there, he's already dead.

    I hope our team is okay.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)01:52 No.10084056
    Your blood is the fragment of power left behind by an encounter with Azathoth, the Nuclear Chaos, an attack you were able to win, hence why you are not 13. It remains debatable whether Garfield is a part of this fragment or merely your imagination, though it's beginning to look less and less like the latter.

    That's all of it, man. The first part of Magequest, ending in a cliffhanger that goes nowhere.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:53 No.10084065
    I like the idea we're in the Dreamlands. We might even be able to fix Brody if we are, although that will entail dropping him from the field team.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)01:53 No.10084070
    You were lying on top of 16's corpse while you had your little chat with 'Nyarly.

    Just sayin'.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:54 No.10084091
    You. Whomever you are please dont roll till we need it.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:54 No.10084096
    Well, it tells us what you've got on that you have to stop in 2 weeks.

    What quests do you like? This is one of the only ones I've ever participated in.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:55 No.10084104
    that being said, Light was suprisingly effective VS BBEG
    >> Alabaster !!ywHX3ZHLgDV 05/27/10(Thu)01:56 No.10084114
    Just kidding. Damn you reading through what was actually a tab unrefreshed for half an hour. Still, pretty awesome. Still didn't trust Arkham for shit since Spider Lebron talked about the white and black Arkhams.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:56 No.10084118
    BLOODQUEST IS UTTERLY FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOAR NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OMFG im so addicted to this shit man.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:56 No.10084119
    We need to teach Creed to MEGA FLARE.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)01:57 No.10084135
    Whoever archived the thread mistagged Bloodquest as Blood Quest. Also, once again I am deprived of writing my little blurbs.

    Not even gonna spoil my good mood.

    >Meanwhile, in Bloodquest 8
    "The white Arkham knew," Lebron James says, plunging a hand into his own abdomen. He produces a long string of intestine and begins jumping rope. "The black man with the slender arms told him everything, and now only the black Arkham knows the truth."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:58 No.10084161
    FORESHADOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A bit too late.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)01:58 No.10084167
    Beat me to it
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)01:58 No.10084176
    Ah. Wasn't quite clear on that. It could have been a flesh wound.

    Brody'll obviously get better, and Clara seemed fine, but what the fuck did he do to Creed?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)01:59 No.10084196
    Just knocked him out, I think.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)02:00 No.10084204
    Haven't 100% decided yet, but probably just put him to sleep.
    The thing about Nyarlathotep is that he'd much rather torment you all than end humanity. And he wanted to make his speech, damn it. Perhaps he knows something about Creed you don't, and still has lulz in store?
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)02:02 No.10084253
    So, someone needs to Drawfag Helen's new look.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:03 No.10084273

    Let him give his speech, we have one of our own!

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:04 No.10084295
    >fragment of Azathoth

    Well, if you have to have the powers of an unfathomable being you might as well go big, am I right?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:05 No.10084313
    THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)02:05 No.10084321
    The distinction I like to make, and the one that really puts Azathoth in perspective as an entity, is that 13 isn't actually any part of Azathoth. The entirety of 13 is merely residual power that comes from Azathoth -looking at something-.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:06 No.10084336

    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)02:06 No.10084341
    I am a little sad you guys missed your chance for a nice comeback, though Nyarlathotep is not one to take an insult on the chin...still, you were currently under rolled-a-hunj-invulnerability, so you probably would have gotten away with it.

    Super cool speech, bro.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:08 No.10084360
    Well yeah, he's the big boy in the mythos if I understand everything correctly. Even the Elder Gods and such want him asleep because if he wakes up everything ends due to all of ordered creation being his dream, or something?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)02:09 No.10084387
    He is kept in a lulled state by the atonal piping of innumerable Daemon flutists. If he were fully roused, he would probably extinguish all of everything, himself included, just by thinking about the fact that he exists. Azathoth is the ultimate in retard-strength.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:10 No.10084407
    Was Magequest the first quest you ran? Why did you decide to run these quests?
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)02:11 No.10084413
    This puts Link's Awakening and the Wind Fish in a whole new light.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)02:12 No.10084442
    Magequest was my first quest evar.
    In both instances, boredom was my primary motivation, and when I'm bored I have a need to get creative. Also all my D&D groups keep dissolving into pointless rulewhoring faggotry, so I was trying other RP outlets.
    I used to run text-based RPs with a friend that were basically one-man quest threads, so I'm familiar with the concept; I was not, however, prepared for the hivemind of varying answers and dialogue, but I think I've made due.
    >> Lowroller 05/27/10(Thu)02:16 No.10084504
    Where's Baus when we need him? Not to say he isn't always needed.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:16 No.10084517
    Well this new look just TOTALLY ruins any chance at romance for Helen. Walters is going to run away screaming like a banshee when he sees the new us.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:17 No.10084519

    ca/tg/irl here

    if you were right here I would give you a bj right now. This is the best quest ever
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:18 No.10084539
    And instantly, right into creepy.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:18 No.10084545
    I vote that upon meeting someone that we know, we declare "UPGRADES!" in as deep a voice as possible.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:20 No.10084573
    Dude... I wish I could play in one of your IRL games, I wish this quest wasn't ending in ~two weeks.

    I've followed Bloodquest from the beginning... BEST QUEST EVARRRR!!!!

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:23 No.10084633
    Which subject is the one that can make fiction into reality?

    That sounds like a bitching power
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)02:24 No.10084656
    I think we just made that up.
    Once Nyarly showed up, we kinda freaked, y'know?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:25 No.10084668
    Suddenly. Every super hero ever is now on your side


    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:26 No.10084678
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    Dear StonerDM,
    You rock.
    Stay awesome,
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:27 No.10084694

    That was a cool premise ;_;
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)02:28 No.10084717
    Technically 18? Though his purview is somewhat limited.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:28 No.10084728
    Well thats still cool
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:31 No.10084765
    16 and 18 combined would be nigh unbeatable.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:32 No.10084784
    Stoner id like to just put this out there

    Can the 100 we rolled the second one mind you. Can that be put forth to revive number 16?

    I liked him.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)02:32 No.10084795
    One thing I'm curious about-
    I've never actually participated in another quest before, or read through any archives. How are other quest threads run? Is there anything I do that other people don't do? Is there anything other QuestDMs do that I don't, but should?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)02:33 No.10084806
    >implying the 54 fans wouldn't fucking kill me if I rezz'd 16 instead.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:33 No.10084807
    Nah, you are pretty solid. You notably don't spend too long advancing the plot, which some of them do.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:33 No.10084818
    Raise hand if 54 fan.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:34 No.10084833
    Screw it, I would too.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:35 No.10084847

    I never liked him seemed kinda like a d-bag

    Oh well its your quest. I really liked the Inheritor fucking boss german is boss
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)02:36 No.10084873
    You would be correct, sir!
    Hand raised!

    >Besides, a real resurrection prevents the Necromancer Subject from using him.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:39 No.10084912
    Why does everyone like 54? I mean other then being a computerneckbeard he seemed like an asshole
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)02:40 No.10084934
    It was probably the death scene I gave him, plus he was like your only friend for a while.
    >> Lowroller 05/27/10(Thu)02:41 No.10084950
    Hand here.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:42 No.10084969
    *cough* hand up
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)02:42 No.10084977
    For me, it was a combination of how he forced us to come out of the sewers, went back with us for 13 (oh she's just a scared little girl, she needs our help!), and, especially, what happened in BQ6-7, where he seemed to mellow out/ nice up. And he was our first 'friend'. His awesome convenient power is icing.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:43 No.10084989
    Just looking at the list, have we got fucking Vishnu on there?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:45 No.10085010
    If 96 is actually a complete entity, is 88 pretty much completely fucked, if not already dead?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)02:47 No.10085043
    I can't stop thinking about how bizarre most of the BQ romantic pairings would be. If fapfiction ever happens it'll be like 3 sentences before it's /d/. I mean:
    -Helen, blood/tentacles err'where.
    -Clara, LOLi
    -Brody, Guro
    -18, Monster/Tentacle
    -Siren/Gorgon, MC, plus that gross boob-head.
    -96, lolwut
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)02:49 No.10085069
    To be fair, you could have Helen and/or Brody without any /d/ at all.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/27/10(Thu)02:55 No.10085183
    Lol, Helen/Spider-Lebron
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)02:57 No.10085218
    Does the Arkham vault have any brain bleach?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:40 No.10085812
    Oh fuck no. That's worse than HelenxGarfield.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)03:45 No.10085881
    Living in a shitty timezone sucks. All great quests start just when I need to sleep :(
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)05:25 No.10087087
    Period powers!

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