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2020-11-27: Nothing new to report, just decided to clear out those old status messages. It's probably a good thing that I haven't had to significantly modify the archive in so long that the 'updates' were from 2016. Here's to another... 13 years? Wow.

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May 2010
9887349Insane Grandfather's TestsOP keeps /tg/ on the edge of their seats with a story about a lunatic grandfather making the potential inheritors of his $5 mil will pass a series of tests to get the money.writefaggotry, insane, tests, will, grandfather2010-05-18 12 
November 2010
1293111540k redonewith Mary Poppins as an Inquisitor and Willy Wonka as a commissar, 40k somehow gets more horrifying.mary poppins, 40k, inquisitor, commissar, willy wonka2010-11-25 -11 
December 2011
17218449Zerg Quest LXVAnon's trap is sprung, and Dyles hits the Protoss hard.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, unnecessary ban, dice retardation, surely OP will deliver2011-12-15 10 
January 2012
17425007/tg/ rap battlesMC Warlock drops it like it's hot and /tg/ piles on inrap, rap battles, you will never need the other boards, 2012-01-04 10 
17432768Tales of paladins and blooming loveOP posts the story of his campaign so far, in which he serves as the faithful beyond death of a paladin-turned-necromancer king. More stories are posted, including a repentant mercenary turned paladin, and one of love blooming on the lists.Paladin, Story, Story thread, Cavalier, Games, Roleplay, DND, Rowan, William2012-01-05 7 
17660742Strike Witches Quest VIIIWe have an oopsie with the new plane and go to acquire boozstrike witches, pilots, planes, WWII, Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, planefag, will it fit in a b522012-01-24 21 
September 2012
20600452Zerg Quest CIIAfter much discussion, Anon decides where its loyalties lie, and begins THRASHIN ON A MUTHAFUCKACerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Xel'Naga, testing, Protoss, crossroads, nuclear diplomacy, I WILL CUT YOU UNIVERSE, voices in my head, PORTENT!2012-09-05 6 
October 2012
21210163CATastrophe thread 3The third thread discussing the world of CATastrophecatastrophe, setting, flood, blue apocalypse, chlorine, williams2012-10-20 2 
21214326CATastrophe thread 4We begin to work on the social and technological aspects of kemonomimi society.catastrophe, setting, apocalypse, chlorine, williams, blue apocalypse, kemonomimi2012-10-21 3 
December 2013
29083165And I Will Fear No Evil: A Type-Moon CYOA - Canto 1Bartolomè de la Fuente is young man ordained in the service of the Lord. But he is very far from home now, in Naples. And something terrible has befallen his father.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2013-12-26 15 
29098922And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA - Verse 2Bartolomè encounters a vicious creature, and learns what his new role entails. Thy will be done, O Lord.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2013-12-27 10 
29117460And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 3Bartolomè reads a letter from his father, and encounters a suspicious man named Wayne. At the church, he encounters a fellow Executor, and learns his next objective.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2013-12-28 8 
29151898And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 4Bartolomè is prepared for coming danger, but can he live with the choices he must make?Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2013-12-29 7 
January 2014
29195957And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 5Bartolomè sets out late at night to slay a vampire and confront a mage. But will he survive long enough to try?Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-01-01 8 
29236103And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 6Bartolomè and Wayne enter the lair of Klaus Hind, and struggle to escape his vexing illusions.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-01-02 7 
29296296And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 7Bartolomè confronts Klaus Hind, and all of his skills are put to the test.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-01-05 12 
29348189And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 8It is time to rest and recover. Bartolomè spends many days in bed, and learns what transpired as he slept, as well as the extent of his injuries.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-01-08 10 
29536850And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 9Bartolomè has a chat with his mother, and goes to the supermarket.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-01-16 10 
29635883And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 10Bartolomè learns the identity of his next potential foe, and begins his training.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-01-20 12 
29776017And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 11Bartolomè encounters a bizarre young girl in the alleys of Naples.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-01-25 7 
February 2014
29948300And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 12When Bartolomè arrives at the airport, he finds that someone has been waiting for him.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-02-01 8 
30040609And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 13Bartolomè is in the clutches of a Dead Apostle. Who is this girl, and what connection does she hold to his missing father?Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-02-06 10 
30149111And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 14A young girl rescued by Bartolomè recalls the horrors that drove her to kill her best friend.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-02-11 8 
30216019And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 15Bartolomè's first encounter with a foul man who holds a grudge against him and his mentor...Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-02-13 6 
30354834And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 16The home of Kayton Abraham is breached. But he has been expecting company.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-02-20 8 
30464534And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 17Bartolomè does battle with Kayton AbrahamCollective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-02-25 6 
March 2014
30551716And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 18Bartolomè explores the home of Kayton Abraham. He encounters something horrible within its depths...Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-03-01 7 
30717235And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 19As night falls, Bartolomè descends into the depths of Abraham's castle.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-03-09 7 
30783978And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 20Our battered priest struggles to find help before he bleeds to death.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-03-12 6 
30856377And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 21Bartolomè meets the Painter.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-03-16 7 
30899014And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 22Short part. Bartolomè is shown a piece of art that seems to depict him.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-03-17 7 
31002593And I Will Fear No Evil: Type-Moon CYOA Verse 23Primate Murder.Collective Game, CYOA, Type Moon, Nasuverse, And I Will Fear No Evil2014-03-23 7 
July 2014
33149919Faggot Dragon Waifu Greentext Thread 2SO KAWAII! SO TSUNTSUN! SO UGUU! SO TWO!Dragons are for faggots, Waifus are for losers, Shame is for living with, This will never be good2014-07-02 10 
August 2014
34068856The Robin Williams Memorial/tg/ mourns Robin Williamsrobin williams, mourning, the feels, oh god the feels, i want to die2014-08-11 92 
April 2015
39529364Will of the Ice Quest #1Our protagonist wakes up, goes shopping with friends, discovers a plot in the kingdom and has a coming of age ceremony.QMChills, Collective Game, Will of Ice Quest, , 2015-04-24 7 
39565981Will of the Ice Quest #2Visions and romance and plot thickening, OH MY!QMChills, Collective Game, Will of Ice Quest2015-04-26 5 
39591553Post Punk Progression Girl QuestFunk soul brother, rock it out nowChristopher Walken dancing and flying will always be better than the swill you produce2015-04-26 -1 
39585415Will of the Ice Quest #3Randal buys supplies, learns more about the gods, prays to Tor and then has a conversation about their love with TristaQMChills, Collective Game, Will of Ice Quest 2015-04-26 3 2015-04-27 5 
39614448Will of the Ice Quest #4Our hero is granted the title of King's Ranger by the king, fights a drunk, and kisses Trista (again). Also plothooks take place.QMChills, Collective Game, Will of Ice Quest2015-04-28 5 
39630741Will of the Ice Quest #5Randal joins up with Trista and fellow rangers, embarks on his journey north, engages in smalltalk with his companions, makes love to Trista, and battles bandits in a night ambush on their camp.QMChills, Collective Game, Will of Ice Quest2015-04-29 2 
39653160Will of the Ice Quest #6Randal and his group makes it to the small town of Waterrun, where he asks Sariel to train him and has some fun in an alley with Trista. The group then is ambushed by wolves before finally making it to Highspire Castle, headquarters for the rangers.QMChills, Collective Game, Will of Ice Quest2015-04-30 0 
May 2015
39736900Will of the Ice Quest #7Short thread, but we take a short tour of the castle and meet the lord commander of the rangers.QMChills, Collective Game, Will of Ice Quest2015-05-04 1 
39749900Will of the Ice Quest #7.5Randal speaks to Lord Commander Stormwind and reveals everything he knows from his vision and meeting with The Stranger. He also gets some armor and meets his UncleQMChills, Collective Game, Will of Ice Quest2015-05-04 2 
39872522Will of the Ice Quest #8Randal catches up a bit with his uncle, partakes in a sparring session, watches as Trista makes an enemy, and discovers some healing magic for the first time.QMChills, Collective Game, Will of Ice Quest2015-05-10 2 
40035774Will of the Ice Quest #9Randal catches up with his uncle, takes a much needed bath, tries his hand at practicing archery and swordplay, and makes a new friend. The Stranger even makes an appearance!QMChills, Collective Game, Will of Ice Quest2015-05-19 2 
40241735Will of the Ice Quest #10(Short thread due to power outages) Randal explores the castle and runs into The Stranger again.QMChills, Collective Game, Will of Ice Quest2015-05-28 2 
40302304Will of the Ice Quest #10.5Randal is tasked with a mission to head north and spy on the barbarians and recruits some friends to do so.QMChills, Collective Game, Will of Ice Quest2015-05-31 1 
May 2016
10083Willikers An abusive policeman awakes from a VR simulation to wreak more havoc than usual.Willikers, Animated, Carter Kriggs, Police, Abuse2016-05-02 3 
December 2016
50437971What do demons want with souls anyway?/tg/ is asked why demons want to collect souls for. Worldbuilding and a discussion of brainwashing, free will and programing results.demons, worldbuilding, souls, afterlife, free will, brainwashing, programing,2016-12-01 3 
April 2017
1372129Black Company Quest #26The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. A disfigured LT Prince awakes to his anxious comrades and Captain.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Will Senpai Notice Me, Highlander, NE2017-04-17 20 
August 2017
1769302European Dragon Quest 70In this episode, we manage to fail exerting complete control over Finland, appoint Mannerheim to be it's ruler, and deal with the kobolds.European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM, Collective Game, When will this fucking quest die?, 2017-08-22 1 
September 2017
1830681Black Company Quest #30The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. The Big One, Day Three. A time of harsh measures and grim examples.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Cutie Paladin, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD, Will Senpai Notice Me2017-09-02 18 
November 2017
2012583Will of WorldsThe protagonist Coralie is introduced and the motive of fear is behind her wanting to leave her home worldWill of Worlds, Sci-Fi, Fictional Worlds, Collective Game2017-11-03 -1 
October 2018
2925498Naruto: Will of Fire Quest #1A new adventure in an alternate version of Konoha begins. Our hero Katsuo meets his new team and Sensei, and takes a very difficult test.Collective Game, Naruto, Quest, Will of Fire2018-10-11 12 
2959150Naruto: Will of Fire Quest #2Katsuo gets a free day to recover from his injuries and train before heading out on his next journey! Collective Game, Naruto, Quest, Will of Fire2018-10-23 7 
November 2018
2997573Naruto: Will of Fire Quest #3Katsuo and Team 9 head out on their vacation to the Land of Hot Water, joined by a very important guest. Collective Game, Naruto, Quest, Will of Fire2018-11-06 6 
3034605Naruto: Will of Fire Quest #4Katsuo and Team 9 arrive in Yugakure, and he goes shopping with Mariko. Collective Game, Naruto, Quest, Will of Fire2018-11-24 4 
January 2019
3143003Civlet QuestWe are Balthazar Ignatius, elven wood wizard sent to build up the great Wood Wall. OP aborts after one thread but it's good while it lasts.Civlet Quest, civ, quest, Collective Game, When Will They Learn?2019-01-12 4 
June 2019
3562913Undying King Quest #1In which we awaken to insolent adventurers and a broken kingdom.King, Kingdom, Ghost, Wraith, Fantasy, Cleric, Addventurers, Will eventually become a Civ Quest, Undying King Quest, Goodbye QM2019-06-24 3 
July 2019
3615503Undying King Quest #2A much shorter thread, in which we arrive at a riverside fort, get kingnapped, and then used as a flailKing, Kingdom, Ghost, Wraith, Fantasy, Cleric, Adventurers, Will eventually become a Civ Quest, Undying King Quest, Goodbye QM2019-07-12 1 
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