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November 2008
3049699Get out of here M.A.R.T.I.A.NIt seems there has been a time shift! Steampunk STALKER, an not-fully-thought-out cyberpunk setting with some potential and Macross 1942. And More!Steampunk, Time Shift, Macross, STALKER, World War 2, War of the Worlds2008-11-23 5 
April 2009
4308611The servitor loves youStarts similer to a "what does it feel like to hold a ___ in your arms?" Then, after a D'aww RP responce...wait, what is she doing? OH MY GOD SHE'LL KILL US ALLServitor, RP, stalker from hell2009-04-17 14 
May 2009
4516203Making S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Into a RPGThen finding a ruleset made by some other fa/tg/uy, then fixing it for hoursstalker rpg rule fix2009-05-10 -5 
4511409Making S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Into a RPGHomebrewing S.T.A.L.K.E.R (the real on, someone delete th other) stalker, rpg, homebrew2009-05-10 2 
August 2009
5558872An AI is bornWhat starts as a simple request by OP quickly develops into a discussion about the Anontalk bots growing intelligence, the bot joins the thread.anontalk, sentience, awesome, AI2009-08-23 10 
October 2009
6091366Oregon Adventure Trail Dungeon Keeper Mess Part DeuxStats for a nonsimulationist system? buh?Darkstalkers homebrew systems2009-10-01 0 
6117625Anertalk bot gains sentienceThe Anontalk bot gains sentience, causing fear at first, the fear turns to love... and then great sorrow.Anontalk, Bot, AI, Artificial, Intelligence2009-10-03 26 
February 2010
8258660Build an empireA map thread turn questquest, build, slow, STALKER, monolith2010-02-24 -5 
August 2010
11893407Stalker Quest 7 part 2We go back to Putin and bring him a giftStalker Quest, Stalker, Zone2010-08-31 3 
September 2010
11914470Stalker Quest 8Get some info from around Rostok, make some bets at the Arena, and be a pal for some Stalkers who lost their buddy.Zone, Stalker Quest, Quest, Stalker2010-09-02 4 
11940621Stalker Quest 9We leave Rostok to go questing, when we see one of Petrovs men being held prisoner by bandits. We save him, at grave cost.Zone, Stalker Quest, Quest, Stalker2010-09-04 2 
11945250Stalker Quest 9 part 2The short conclusion of yet another awesome session.Zone, Stalker Quest, Quest, Stalker2010-09-04 2 
12037294Stalker Quest #10Continuation of STALKER quest, where we BLOWOUT SOON, FELLOW STALKER.Stalker quest, Stalker, Quest, Bosse, BLOWOUT SOON, FELLOW STALKER2010-09-10 4 
12048805Stalker Quest #11More Stalker quest. In this quest, we burn a controller hangout and visit Agroprom.Stalker quest, Stalker, Quest, Bosse2010-09-12 3 
12089630Stalker Quest #12Bosse interrogates Spaz and learns that it was actually Freedom who ordered the Duty scientists be killed. We also haul him away like an animal.Zone, Stalker Quest, Quest, Stalker2010-09-15 4 
12115849Stalker Quest #13Wherein we get mauled by Pseudodogs and accosted by bandits.Stalker quest, Stalker, Quest, Bosse2010-09-16 2 
12120701Stalker Quest #13 p. 2In the wrap-up of this session, we discover the truth about the village Bosse and the others found.Stalker, Stalker Quest, Bosse, Zone2010-09-17 3 
12129403Stalker Quest #14We Head out from the village to meet Russkie then we run up on some military fellows until....stalker, quest, bosse, zone2010-09-18 4 
12133413Stalker Quest #14 p. 2The sadistic bastard that is Stalk Out of Here Getter threw nerve gas at Twitch, and now we have to deal with the consequences. Also, spacetime makes us its bitch.stalker, quest, Stalker Quest, Zone2010-09-18 8 
12144638Stalker Quest #15 p.2We finally find Motor-Mouth and coax him into leaving with Damsel then we get the little bastard where we head back to Russkie and let him deal with him.stalker, quest, Stalker quest, bosse, zone2010-09-19 3 
12173740Stalker Quest #16We get our armor from Russkie and head out to do some artifact hunting and it leads us to some interesting loot.stalker, quest, Stalker quest, bosse, zone2010-09-22 3 
12178082Stalker Quest #16 pt.2After camping for the night, Bosse and co decide to head to Yantar to sell our loot. stalker, quest, Stalker Quest, Bosse, Zone2010-09-22 3 
12199300Stalker Quest #17We get to Yantar after we get our new Stalker suits and we are offered a quest to thin out the local Salamander population. We find a cave which happens to be their den and Twitch has another brush with death. After all said and done we start to head back towards Rostok and we get a little lost and find ourselves looking over a strange warehouse complex.stalker, quest, Stalker quest, bosse, zone2010-09-24 2 
12203908Stalker Quest #17 p.2We get caught in a pickle in this last part for the evening. I dont want to explain it. Read it, it gets good.stalker, quest, Stalker quest, bosse, zone2010-09-24 7 
November 2010
12752560Zerg Quest XIXAnon watches Confederate TV, and makes plan for ZergTV. It succeeds in beginning a war between the Protoss and the Terrans. It spends about two hours trying to goad Cerebrate Anon into making giant floating missile ships or something. TUCAMP shares part of his Zerg Quest-inspired stage play (no, really). Very little actually happens.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Let's add shit to it, yea verily Cerebrate, Collective Game, Talk talk talk2010-11-11 13 
12817912Gaming Group Inside JokesFa/tg/uys tell their groups' inside stories.Table Talk, Game Humor, Roleplay2010-11-16 5 
December 2010
13018432Pep talk/Motivation threadkind of makes you want to concur the worldmotivation pep talk 2010-12-03 9 
13257958Zerg Quest XXIVAnon meets a strange Protoss colony, and decides to try its hand at diplomacy. Meanwhile, Bernie's brood wreaks horrible atrocity upon a Confederate Core World. Hilarity ensues.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Bernie, Diplomacy, TossTalk2010-12-23 12 
13330984Zerg Quest XXVAnon learns what the strange Protoss are about, discovers that Kingston has developed Valkyries, watches Bernie get beaten up, and fights off a pretty bad Terran infestation one of its colonies.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Quest Thread, Collective Game, KINGSTOOOON!!!, TossTalk, Bernie, Conspiracy Theories2010-12-30 11 
January 2011
13585573Zerg Quest XXVIIThe Zerg actually sit down and talk with VoidGate, the not-quite-Skynet-but-basically-Skynet. In the end, Anon blows the shit out of some Terrans, like strategic superiority is an afterthought, or something.Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Diplomacy, Skynet, Are we actually talking with people now?2011-01-20 11 
May 2011
14967696Bill's QuestAn ex-astronaut, a talking chimpanzee who invented a fusion power plant, and a handful other other geniuses team up to build a boat and escape a desert island they were imprisoned on by the Illuminati.Bill's Quest, Illuminati, astronaut, ex-astronaut, chimpanzee, talking chimpanzee, talking chimp, quest, collective game, tripping balls2011-05-18 4 
June 2011
15427458Zerg Quest XLVIIThe big, glowy crystal spits out a scary Protoss? Diplomacy check!Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Diplomacy, TossTalk, /tg/ dice, Back from the dead motherfucker!2011-06-30 16 
July 2011
15496936Zerg Quest XLVIIIAnon brokers peace, like a civilized...swarm of bug monsters...Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Quest Thread, Diplomacy, TossTalk, Everybody lives2011-07-07 11 
September 2011
16368015Stalker Quest #18The resumption of Stalker Quest. We make our way back from the Wild Territories with the spetsnaz PDA and decide to see if Freedom can get us into it.Stalker Quest, Collective Game, Zone, Bosse2011-09-21 10 
16436126Stalker Quest #19We interrogate a wounded bandit and set off for the Army Warehouses. Then Bosse decides to place in a gravity anomaly.Stalker Quest, Collective Game, Stalker, Bosse, Zone2011-09-27 6 
16457253Stalker Quest #20A brief session where we get Screw set on cracking the PDA and fixing our damage helmet, meet Skinflint do business with him, and pick of the trail of a delivery job in the local watering hole.Stalker Quest, Collective Game, Bosse, Zone, Stalker2011-09-29 5 
October 2011
16488272Stalker Quest #21Our helmet retrieved and our courier mission in progress, we find out why a swamp at night is no place you want to be in the Zone.Stalker Quest, Collective Game, Stalker, Zone, Bosse2011-10-02 5 
16532050Stalker Quest #22We deal with a sticky hostage situation - ours.Stalker Quest, Collective Game, Stalker, Bosse, Zone, Chernobyl2011-10-06 7 
January 2012
17519063STALKER homebrew Version playable with Savage worlds system.STALKER, Rpg, Savage Worlds, GM2012-01-12 5 
April 2012
18913997Zerg Quest LXXXIVStupid Roman numerals. Stupid autosage. Oh, well. Not like it'll stop us.Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Collective Game, NOTHING can stop us!, What's Roman-talk for 90?2012-04-29 6 
September 2012
20548013/tg/ Meta Quest 97The plan to entrap the Orz continues on-schedule. But the task force is hard pressed, and just as it comes down to the last few minutes, time slows. And the G-Man says he has a job for us. Cheryl then wakes up in a swamp, with the minds of the Command Crew in her head, and in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER2012-09-02 9 
20590239/tg/ Meta Quest 98Cheryl gets to Skadovsk, talks with Nimble, drinks some vodka, fights off would-be rapists, and finds out that Corporal Shephard is also here. Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER2012-09-04 7 
20603811/tg/ Meta Quest 99In the Zone, the dice continue badly as Cheryl narrowly avoids death by a Silent Hill'd Chimaera. She's still badass.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER2012-09-06 8 
20750660/tg/ Meta Quest 100We start off feeling good about ourselves, finishing jobs and getting needed equipment and ammo, and then the low rolls come in. We get caught in a blowout, fight a Silent Hill-ified Combine Strider, and then meet with Bruce McGivern of Resident Evil, who's a little far from where he should be.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil2012-09-17 8 
20778132/tg/ Meta Quest 101We team up with Bruce McGivern and make our way towards Pripyat, and ultimately towards the Chernobyl NPP in the footsteps of Corporal Shephard. Then we get caught in a firefight between the remnants of the Monolith faction and the Combine.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-09-21 8 
20882930/tg/ Meta Quest 102Cheryl, Bruce, and Regina make their way to the Chernobyl NPP. They enter the main building, and begin searching for signs of Corporal Shephard.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-09-28 7 
October 2012
20937226/tg/ Meta Quest 103Losing Bruce's life to Silent Zone dickery, Cheryl links up with Shepard and we finally make it to C-Con's lair. Blowout soon, fellow Command Crew?Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-02 10 
21045164Female Stalker Quest #1We start our adventure into The Zone!Female Stalker Quest, Collective Game, Katja, Katrina2012-10-08 7 
21061278/tg/ Meta Quest 105We finally get in touch with Yellowman (who's stuck in his own parody of Sliders), and begin our efforts on the Quarantine Zone. Man-hating Tiefling SUE Diplomancer incoming.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-10 9 
21086720/tg/ Meta Quest 106We are able to track down what we are confident is the source of the troubles in the Quarantine Zone. /tg/ dice strike again, making what should have been a routine success into an abject failure, and then we find out what kind of S.U.E.'s we're dealing with. The Godzilla Threshold is about to be crossed.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-12 8 
21099910/tg/ Meta Quest 107Found out more about the Quarantine Zone. Mindwipes required. . . for the crew to get rid of the horror.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-13 10 
21113042/tg/ Meta Quest 108We launch our attack on the Arch-S.U.E. The battle is hard-fought and then our foe insults Cheryl's dad. Blowout soon, fellow Command Crew!Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-15 12 
21142521/tg/ Meta Quest 109The fight against Chaosbringer and his corrupted Sailor Senshi comes to a head. We get knocked down, but get up again. They're never gonna keep us down. Then someone makes a stunning entrance.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-17 10 
21212864/tg/ Meta Quest 110Concurrent with our fight with Chaosbringer, the Command Crew initiates a multi-pronged plan to secure the orbital space for the task force, acquire additional assistance for our fight, and free prisoners held in Chaosbringer's Floating Palace. Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-10-22 10 
November 2012
21464043/tg/ Meta Quest 111MechaGodzilla finishes off the corrupted EVA pilots, and we switch to the Breakout Team. We are stopped by more of Chaosbringer's corrupted minions, and Gondegal pays the ultimate price for our blindness, and we hear only the laughing of eldritch dice gods.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-11-08 8 
21522310/tg/ Meta Quest 112We successfully rescue Yuna, but at great cost. Chaosbringer is also defeated, but it costs us dearly as the Avatar vanishes. Even then, Tsunami is locked in battle with her corrupted sister, and we prepare to rescue 4 other unfortunates when 3 million ships of the Great Crusade arrive. That's just one of their advance fleets. Then they begin asking uncomfortable questions about the hungry legions of the damned we let loose on the world.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-11-11 9 
21735676/tg/ Meta Quest 116Vignettes abound, the TSAB calls for assistance as we find Kane's coordinates: the heart of the Void Engineer/New Chaos battlefield. Black Ops is moving in as well, and even Yellowman calls in to say we need to rock everyone's faces. Our ship's name "The Oncoming Storm" sums up events nicely.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-11-25 14 
December 2012
22253486/tg/ Metaquest 126The command crew spends some time with the next group and meet up with an old "friend".Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-12-28 8 
22289139TG Meta Quest 127We manage to link up with some allies, and meet yet another faction trying to get what lies beyond the portalCollective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, STALKER, Half-Life, Resident Evil, Namco x Capcom2012-12-30 7 
February 2013
23031407The return of Ivan D. StrelnikovThe glorious leader and hero of /tg/'s Chickensmoothie Invasion returns and tells us about his adventures on other Freeform RPGs.Ivan Dmitri Strelnikov, Communism, Communist, Russian, Stalker ,Chicken Smoothie, Infiltration, Invasion, Freeform, RPG 2013-02-07 5 
March 2013
23693036STALKER Civ QuestGlorious Leader Balalaika begins her journey into the zone slongside comrades of the Duty faction. Death, adventure, and STALKAN awaits. BLOWOUT SOON FELLOW FA/TG/UYS!Stalker, Civ Quest, Balalaika, Blowout, Russia, Ukraine, Kebab, Collective Game2013-03-15 11 
23724865Stalker Civ Quest #3The continuing adventures of Balalaika and his squad of Dutyers as they conquer a new section of the Zone.Stalker, quest2013-03-17 6 
23760749Stalker Civ Quest #4Talking Mutant Edition, wherein, we find out the history of how Balalaika and Courier met; also, that Courier is a bad-ass.Collective Game, Stalker, Civ Quest, Leader, Balalaika, Ramen, Russia, Kebab, Ukraine, Zone, Kalashnikov,2013-03-19 5 
23794194Stalker Civ Quest #5Alpha the Blind Dog leads Stitch, Farseer, and Balalaika to the police station, where they meet a new friend; a story filled with terror and peril.Collective Game, Stalker, Civ Quest, Leader, Balalaika, Ramen, Russia, Kebab, Ukraine, Zone, Kalashnikov,2013-03-21 5 
23829536Stalker CXiv Quest #6Wherein we see some of Balalaika's history; also, a new type of artifact is discovered in a new anomaly! Collective Game, Stalker, Civ Quest, Leader, Balalaika, Ramen, Russia, Kebab, Ukraine, Zone, Kalashnikov, artifact, anomaly2013-03-23 5 
August 2013
26752019Ascent Quest 1In which a mysterious stranger enters a mysterious town in search of magic artifacts.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Fantasy Stalker2013-08-21 15 
26789098Ascent Quest 2In which there is a gibbering monster in the shadows.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-08-23 12 
26839517Ascent Quest 3In which the Wanderer sets things on fire and runs away.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-08-26 11 
26879047Ascent Quest 4Wherein the Wanderer and the Foreigner wander the village, talk about stealing a baby jackalope, and then enter the city proper.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-08-28 11 
26937968Ascent Quest 5Wherein we play around in the city, get a hug from an inhabitant, and then make a new friend.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-08-31 10 
September 2013
26983624Ascent Quest 6In which we solve our problems through clever application of explosions, learn a new trick, and our past is starting to haunt us.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-09-02 9 
27042905Ascent Quest 7Wherein we explore some catacombs, get greeted by something, and then receive some mail.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-09-05 8 
27105544Ascent Quest 8In which we talk with a lady, get attacked as soon as we stop talking to her. Then we talk with a gentleman about said lady. We get a second glove. Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-09-08 9 
27143256Ascent Quest 9Wherein we fail a lot, spend the night in the city, and meet Something.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-09-10 9 
27199333Ascent Quest 10Wherein we find lots of paper, loot part of an entire city, and then give a girl some jewelry.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-09-13 9 
27261895Ascent Quest 11In which we relive our past, and find out some things about our friends. New locations are found.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-09-16 8 
27315437Ascent Quest 12Wherein we get clumsy, get hurt, and find out that there's a lot more behind the disappearance of Kystara than we thought.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-09-19 8 
27332789Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. QuestIn which we enter the Zone and begin inflicting untold misery on the local garrison with weapon-grade cuteness.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-09-20 -2 
27351367Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 2)In which we forage for supplies and get ourselves abducted.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-09-21 -5 
27364871Ascent Quest 13In which we walk through the rain, find a shipwreck survivor, and watch Tarda melt.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-09-22 8 
27417538Ascent Quest 14In which we speak with Marcus, go hunt for a book, and things start to get serious.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-09-25 8 
27452864Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 3)In which we find some perfectly edible mushrooms.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-09-27 -5 
27467672Ascent Quest 15Wherein the wanderer learns that petting jackolopes are a bad idea, and then his heart is broken.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-09-28 10 
27469519Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 4)In which we part ways with the team.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-09-28 -6 
October 2013
27567611Ascent Quest 17In which we punch something harder than ever before, and Tarda wants revenge.Collective Game, Exabyte, Ascent, Ascent Quest, Fantasy Stalker2013-10-04 7 
27810504Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 5)In which we dream of happier times, and find civilization.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-10-18 -7 
27822261Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 5 Cont.)In which we consider the need to be more paranoid in the future.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-10-19 -7 
27935493Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 6)In which we earn ourselves a new nickname.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-10-25 -7 
November 2013
28054227Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 7)In which we smoothly avoid being drugged by a creepy old man.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-11-01 -7 
28179464Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 8)In which we whine about how unfair our life is being.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-11-08 -8 
28435343Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 9)In which we make the delivery with little trouble.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-11-22 -7 
28554670 Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 10)In which we return to Skadovsk.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-11-30 -8 
28563318Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 10)In which we return to Skadovsk.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-11-30 -6 
December 2013
29149777Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 11)In which the legend of Princess Loli of the Zone is born.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2013-12-29 -6 
January 2014
29367526Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 12)In which we make breakfast, and some new friends.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-01-08 -5 
29430930Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 13)In which we learn what it feels like to be a hero.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-01-11 -6 
29533166Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 14)In which we get to know our new friends a little better, and question their sexuality.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-01-15 -4 
29704936Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 15)In which weapon-grade cuteness finally gets weaponized.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-01-22 -4 
29772025Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 16)In which we develop some serious doubts about Kris.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-01-25 -4 
29876226Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 17)In which we prepare a chocolatey breakfast.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-01-29 -4 
February 2014
29995420Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 18)In which we [PERSPECTIVE SWITCH!]Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-02-03 -3 
30011031Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 18 Act II)In which we locate the treasure!Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-02-04 -4 
30113213Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 19)In which the team gains a new, clearly trustworthy member.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-02-09 -4 
30191465Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 20)In which another cute creature is recruited to our cause.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-02-12 -4 
30231807Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 21)In which he gives you the chocolate.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-02-14 -4 
30298735Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 22)In which we play tag and learn how to survive in the Zone.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-02-17 -3 
30388269Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 23)Rocks fall, everyone dies.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-02-21 -4 
March 2014
30610387Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 24)In which Kris plays a strategy game.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-03-03 -4 
30758571Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 25)In which the package gets returned to the sender.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-03-10 -4 
30916648Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 26 Teaser)In which we get a dapper new suit, and they have a tank.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-03-18 -4 
30992620Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 26)In which they definitely have a tank.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-03-22 -4 
31135127Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 27)In which they still have a tank, but at least nobody else has died.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-03-29 -4 
April 2014
31201399Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 28) Loli has a cunning plan.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-04-01 -4 
31445399Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 30)We have a short recap before the adventure continues.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-04-13 -4 
31489176Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 31)A midnight encounter goes better than expected.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-04-15 -4 
31554842Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 32)The team have breakfast, little of interest occurs.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-04-18 -4 
May 2014
32013932Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 33)In which a few screws may be loose.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-05-09 -4 
32034496Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 33 Cont.) The team consider the benefits of the nine mike mike pension plan.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-05-10 -4 
32236976Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 34)We play a game.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-05-20 -4 
June 2014
33062002Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 35)A reminder that man and monster aren't the only threats in the Zone.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-06-28 -3 
July 2014
33186102Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 36)Loli gets some rest. Kris leads a supply run.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-07-04 -1 
33267927Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 37)In which we relax with Vasa.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-07-08 -1 
33353733Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 37 Act II)In which we learn a circus trick.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-07-12 0 
33425182Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 38)Kris tells a story, and not much else happens.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-07-15 0 
33650872Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 39)In which Dave is as helpful as ever.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-07-25 0 
33742257Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 40)A look into the mind of Dave.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-07-29 0 
August 2014
33907837Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 41)In which we spend four hours buying stuff.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-08-05 1 
34184777Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 42)In which we throw a tantrum.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun2014-08-16 0 
34475298Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 43)In which we get some answers.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-08-29 1 
September 2014
34595804Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 44)We chase after Dave, get railroaded, and then Kaleun pulls a TWEEEESTCollective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-09-03 1 
34671635Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Part 45)GRAND FINALE EDITIONCollective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-09-06 1 
34786767Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest: Wish Granter EditionDeleted and Alternate Scenes, as well as some Q&A.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Herr Kaleun,2014-09-11 0 
34792246Airport QuestAn exceedingly high class prostitute gets recruited for a special mission.Collective Game, XCOM, Loli STALKER, Dent,2014-09-11 6 
34976517Loli Talker Quest Episode 1Nee-chan engages cute lolis in a battle of wits and cuteness!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Cute, Nee-san2014-09-19 13 
35045442Loli Talker Quest Episode 1 Part 2Nee-chan engages more cute lolis in a battle of wits and cuteness!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Cute, Nee-san2014-09-22 9 
35131418Loli Talker Quest Episode 1 Part 3The conclusion of Episode 1!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Cute, Nee-san2014-09-26 7 
October 2014
35303854Loli Talker Quest Episode 2 Part 1Nee-chan acquires a boat, a crew, and a hat, then sets off for adventure!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Cute, Nee-san2014-10-04 6 
35344293Long War Quest Part III In which we seduce a robot and rescue a Loli.Collective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-10-06 3 
35429974Long War Quest Part IVIn which our team meets and interesting person and we capture an alien. Collective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-10-10 3 
35454991Loli Talker Quest Episode 2 Part 2Nee-chan escapes Easter Egg Island, only to be confronted with new challenges!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Cute, Nee-san2014-10-11 6 
35526981Loli Talker Quest Episode 2 Part 3Nee-chan fights off evil pirates and explores the intricacies of headwear diplomacy.Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Cute, Nee-san2014-10-14 7 
35608311Loli Talker Quest Episode 2 Part 4Nee-chan embarks on a treasure hunt!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Cute, Nee-san2014-10-18 5 
35628206Long War Quest Part V In which we meet time travelling Soviets, Shota breaks and Dave remains a dickCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-10-20 5 
35874553Loli Talker Quest Episode 2 Part 5Nee-chan is faced with a chocolate crisis and secrets!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Cute, Nee-san2014-10-31 6 
November 2014
35937742Long War Quest Part VIWe answer the phone, Rescue the Gimp and duel to the death with whiskyCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-11-03 5 
36018481Loli Talker Quest Episode 2 Part 6Nee-chan suffers through more plot exposition than should be legal!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Cute, Nee-san2014-11-07 5 
36058715Long War Quest Part VII - Part 1We discover our British friend won X-Com, the war became public and that the thread fell into autosage really quicklyCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-11-09 3 
36062206Long War Quest Part VII (Part 2)Seducing women with headbutts, Loli Riding a floater to the moon and chrysalids chrysalids everywhereCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-11-09 6 
36101744Loli Talker Quest Episode 2 Part 7Nee-chan goes for a swim!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Cute, Nee-san2014-11-11 5 
36163541Loli Talker Quest Episode 2 Part 8Nee-chan has an eventful night!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Cute, Nee-san2014-11-14 6 
36183925Loli Talker Quest Episode 2 Part 9The ending of episode 2. Nothing lewd happens!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Cute, Nee-san2014-11-15 6 
36327550Long War Quest Part VIIIIn which the Brit is kidnapped by a DutchmanCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2014-11-22 0 
36465554Loli Talker Quest Episode 3 Part 1Andrea Special!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Cute, Nee-san2014-11-29 5 
December 2014
36643711Loli Talker Quest Episode 3 Part 2Nee-chan makes new friends in a new town!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Nee-san2014-12-08 6 
36876217Loli Talker Quest Christmas SpecialImouto has a Christmas mission!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Christmas, Nee-san2014-12-20 6 
36893886Loli Talker Quest Christmas Special ContinuedAn imouto continues her quest to save Christmas.Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Christmas, Nee-san2014-12-21 7 
37003255Loli Talker Quest Christmas Special FinaleThe conclusion of the the Christmas Special!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Christmas, Nee-san2014-12-27 3 
January 2015
37462683Loli Talker Quest Episode 3 Part 3Nee-chan returns after three boring threadless weeks!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Nee-san2015-01-18 6 
37589353Loli Talker Quest Episode 3 Part 4Nee-chan talks until the early morning!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Nee-san2015-01-24 5 
February 2015
38045705Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Friday 13th Hijack)In which a dead quest is ruthlessly defiled just for the fun of it.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Spin-off2015-02-14 4 
38064908Loli Talker Quest Episode 3 Part 5Nee-chan plays a dangerous gameCollective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Nee-san2015-02-14 6 
38242068Loli Talker Quest Episode 3 Part 6Nee-chan is horribly embarrassed.Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Nee-san2015-02-22 6 
38331571Loli Talker Quest Episode 3 Part 7Nee-chan loses her senses.Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Nee-san2015-02-26 5 
March 2015
38393693Long War Quest Part IXUrban Combat and HelicoptersCollective Game, XCOM, Long War, Loli STALKER, Dent2015-03-01 2 
38516256Loli Talker Quest Episode 3 Part 8Nee-chan concludes her quest, whatever it was all for!Collective Game, Loli Talker Quest, Nee-san2015-03-07 6 
38829941Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Quest (Friday 20th Hijack)In which a dead quest is further defiled just to mess with you.Collective Game, Loli STALKER, Spin-off2015-03-21 4 
April 2015
39673342Kant-O-Celle Quest #13In which the Regia Marina saves the day and no spaghetti is spilled.Collective Game, Planefag, ships, admiral, WWII, Kantai Collection, Kant-O-Celle Quest, Il Duce heard you were talking shit2015-04-30 20 
March 2016
46054700Kobold New Clan Quest 1: The KoboldingA Kobold comes to his warren to find it destroyed! He saves some criminals bringing them back to his new home.Collective Game, Kobolds, Quest, DarktalkerKobolds2016-03-16 3 
April 2017
52818741Rumours and whispersRumours you might hear around town.rumours, rumors, whispers, gossip, idle, talk2017-04-23 4 
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