/tg/ Thread Archive

Welcome to the /tg/ archive. Note: Please DO NOT SCRAPE THE ARCHIVES as my bandwidth is finite.

2020-11-27: Nothing new to report, just decided to clear out those old status messages. It's probably a good thing that I haven't had to significantly modify the archive in so long that the 'updates' were from 2016. Here's to another... 13 years? Wow.

Archived Threads

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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
December 2009
7018103Fighter Got ShieldWhen a fighter walks in with an itty bitty mace and a big shield in your face...Baby got back, fighter got shield, shield, shields, songs2009-12-05 3 
March 2013
23506779Whiteshield TrainingThread about whiteshields gets some classic whiteshield training OCwhiteshields, drill sergeants, imperial guard, IG, OC2013-03-04 3 
June 2014
32963043Intelligent Shield Personalities/tg/ suggests personalities for an intelligent shield, with hilarious results.intelligent, shield, personalities, magical item, intelligent item, personality, personalities, dere2014-06-23 4 
December 2014
36920492Bug Girl Quest 5We accidentally commit suicide, pick a new protagonist, finally conduct ourselves in a manner befitting a hero and then die again. Bug Girl Quest, Parasite Master, Collective Game, Sara Shields2014-12-23 7 
36976298Bug Girl Quest 7We accept a job for the Feds with our Sister, bribe some day laborers, gut check a hero, and start a revolutionary government. Bug Girl Quest, Parasite Master, Collective Game, Sara Shields2014-12-26 5 
March 2016
45879551Sanguine Shields: Less Shitposting EditionWe get some shit done with Aleksander, talk about dicks briefly, and get an emblemSanguine Shields, Sanguine, Shields, 40k, Space marines, mahreens, space, homebrew, chapter2016-03-10 -1 
April 2016
46351909Sanguine Shields: Full Swing EditionThe first Sanguine Shields thread to be archived. You lazy bastards.Sanguine, Shields, Sanguine Shields, Blood Angels, Space Marine, Homebrew2016-04-08 0 
46460980Sanguine Shields: Army of Lions EditionThe Shields get a little less snow flakeySanguine, Shields, Sanguine Shields, Blood Angels, Space Marine, Homebrew2016-04-08 0 
May 2019
3462264The Rising of the Shield HeroFour heroes, summoned into another world. And you are one with the spear. Prologue to the story so far. Isekai, Rising of The Shield Hero, Collective Game2019-05-02 5 
3477988The Rising of the Shield Hero quest #2More Irish hero and his party!Isekai, Rising of the Shield Hero, Collective Game, Kami Turtle2019-05-08 5 
3503053The Rising of the Shield Hero quest #3I Ain't afraid of no ghosts.Isekai, Rising of the Shield Hero, Collective Game, Kami Turtle,Flathri2019-05-29 3 
June 2019
3569636Schizophrenic Hero Quest (A Shield Hero Quest)Meet ya boy Jim. He shall bring the word of god and raise some coons.Isekai, Rising of the Shield Hero, Collective Game, Jim Borris Jr, Sword, Dolly2019-06-22 12 
July 2019
3598145Redneck Sword Hero Quest #2 Our hero throws a victory party and then runs off to the border questing. Continuation of schizoprenic hero quest.Isekai, Rising of the Shield Hero, Collective Game, Jim Borris Jr, Sword, Crusade, Undead2019-07-02 10 
3629295The Rising of the Shield Hero quest #3The humble rise of the President King!Isekai, Rising of the Shield Hero, Collective Game, Jim Borris Jr, Sword, Crusade, Jolly Courpuration2019-07-15 6 
August 2019
3693362Redneck Sword Hero Quest #4People need somthing to belive in and heroes are no gods.Isekai, Rising of the Shield Hero, Collective Game, Jim Borris Jr, Sword, God, Mountain OP pliz nerf2019-08-04 5 
3726533Redneck Sword Hero Quest #5Trail of bow hero what could posibly go wrong?Isekai, Rising of the Shield Hero, Collective Game, Jim Borris Jr, Sword, Justice, date2019-08-13 7 
3753307Redneck Sword Hero Quest #6Intrigue and sadly the end do to QM RL obligationsIsekai, Rising of the Shield Hero, Collective Game, Jim Borris Jr, Sword, Queen2019-08-22 5 
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This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go!; depending on the number of images, it may take a minute or more to complete. If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired.

Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. Ideally, it should mean a simple 12 pageloads for a day per new thread, and it does not re-download images, so the load should be negligible.

 

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